1 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,060 We have to come to Corny's. The place is for babies. 2 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,060 You fit right in, Greggie. 3 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:51,120 It's not a place for babies. It's a place for family -style dining, right, 4 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,480 Frank? That's right. 5 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,680 And the buffet's all you can eat, so take advantage. 6 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,900 Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Hesley. I hear their ball pit is super 7 00:00:58,900 --> 00:00:59,900 deep. 8 00:01:27,890 --> 00:01:29,670 It actually is the worst. 9 00:01:45,399 --> 00:01:46,640 Device is away during dinner. 10 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:52,520 So I'm cruising through the spaceship, and it looks like you get to interact 11 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,660 with all the aliens, so it's pretty tight. 12 00:01:54,940 --> 00:02:00,280 Pretty amazeball. I hate that Mac Digby. He's a horrible role model. Are you 13 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,280 kidding? 14 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,380 He's like the greatest guy I know. 15 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:04,980 Hey! 16 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:06,220 Oh, 17 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,840 Rowley. I bet your family doesn't have this problem with technology. 18 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,800 Oh, yeah, my mom's really strict about her one -hour limit on screen time. 19 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,160 See? 20 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,060 One hour a day. That's all they need. 21 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,900 Some a week. 22 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,780 One hour a week. 23 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,580 I have failed as a parent. 24 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:29,860 No. 25 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:36,780 So, who's excited about the great Hesley road trip? 26 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:41,300 Hmm? A journey across the U .S. of A to Meemaw. 27 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,540 We have to go. It's Meemaw's 90th birthday, and everyone's going to be 28 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,460 We're going to see family we haven't seen in years. 29 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:50,540 Oh, come on, Greg. 30 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,220 I promise we're going to make it fun for you. If I go, will you give me money to 31 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,220 fix my van? No. Can't we just fly? 32 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:03,040 No. A road trip is a great opportunity to spend time together as a family. 33 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,400 Four days in the car. 34 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,120 Together? 35 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,540 Not exactly what I had planned for summer vacation. 36 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:14,580 Manny, stop. 37 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,220 Greg, will you go help him? Why me? 38 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:20,160 Because you're the only one who can fit in there. 39 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:28,940 Oh, 40 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:35,580 it 41 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,220 stinks of old socks. 42 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,410 If there's one thing I've learned from my years of being a kid, it's that you 43 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:32,070 have zero control over your own life. 44 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,350 Take mom, for example. 45 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:38,190 She's always on me to do healthy things, like read books and play outside. 46 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:39,690 It's the worst. 47 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:48,830 If she had her way, we'd be living like people did before there were computers 48 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:49,830 and cell phones. 49 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:54,190 But human beings have evolved, and now we need things like video games and 50 00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,190 smartphones to survive. 51 00:05:58,190 --> 00:06:00,070 All she cares about is family time. 52 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:05,350 Now don't get me wrong, I like my family and all, but I'm just not sure we're 53 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:06,350 all meant to live together. 54 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:11,010 Maybe things will be better one day, when we all have our own places and only 55 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:12,150 see each other on the holidays. 56 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:17,550 But right now, this combination of people is just not working. 57 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,040 You already had 6 ,000 views. 58 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,260 Congrats, Diaper Hands. You've gone viral. 59 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:38,040 I love to stick around with you losers, but I gotta forward this to everyone I 60 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,040 know. 61 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,840 It gets worse. 62 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,560 Now I'm a meme. 63 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,400 Diaper Hands dunk. 64 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,540 That's pretty funny. You're not seeing the big picture. If I don't do something 65 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:55,600 soon, I'm gonna be branded as Diaper Hands for life. 66 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,520 Or maybe even longer. 67 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,220 Why don't we watch the latest Mac Digby video? 68 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,540 Just please don't tell my parents. 69 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:10,339 What up? 70 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,360 Today I'm playing Mushroom Makoto. 71 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:16,980 That game's Japanese, mental, and yes, I'm a what -the -what mushroom in a 72 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:21,060 kitchen? Boom! You got shroomed! That's how Digby do it! 73 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,300 That's how Digby do it. 74 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:24,540 Classic. 75 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,800 Mac's the best. 76 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:31,720 If I was in a video with him, I'm pretty sure everyone would just forget about 77 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,720 Dapper Hands. 78 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,800 Know what? 79 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:38,340 I'm going to write Mac and ask if there's any way I can be in one of his 80 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:40,620 He can't hurt, right? 81 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,260 Mommy really hates Mac Digby. 82 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:47,680 But Mac figured out how to get rich and famous just from playing video games. 83 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,380 No way! 84 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:50,600 Mac, you're playing already! 85 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,680 It says, thanks for the email, Greg. 86 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:55,860 It's my name. 87 00:07:56,660 --> 00:08:01,100 I'm going to be at Player Expo this weekend in Indianapolis from 12 to 2. 88 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,300 Hanging out, mashing buttons. 89 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:10,440 in making gamer history hey maybe you'll be in my next youtube video this is the 90 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:15,640 greatest day of my life no one will remember diaper hand when i'm in a mac 91 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:21,520 video i'm gonna be great famous but 92 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:27,940 your mom says mac digby is a bad influence i 93 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:31,380 mean do you really think she'll let you go to player expo to be in a video with 94 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,380 him 95 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:40,630 You're right. 96 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:46,290 There's no way. 97 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:51,470 What? 98 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:55,050 Player Expo's in Indianapolis this weekend. 99 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:56,169 And get this. 100 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,750 Meemaw's party's in Indiana. 101 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,740 Player Expo is only two inches away from Meemaw's. 102 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,660 I'm not sure that's how maps work. 103 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,740 All I have to do is make sure our road trip brings us close to Player Expo, and 104 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:22,200 then sneak away long enough to see Mac Digby, and then come back before anyone 105 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,200 notices I'm gone. 106 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,880 No one gets hurt. It's a win -win situation. 107 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:28,060 Is it? 108 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,080 Guys! 109 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:34,420 Guys! This is way too much stuff. 110 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:36,300 These are definitely essentials. 111 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,220 No, no, no, no. Manny, no, sweetie. No, we're not bringing them. 112 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,700 Uh, there's no room for people in here. 113 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:49,000 Maybe we should book in a plane ticket. 114 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:50,820 This was a disaster. 115 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,800 My whole plan was falling apart. 116 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,280 I have an idea. 117 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:58,760 If we take all the junk out, we can use the boat as a trailer. 118 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:05,620 Then, if we see some water, Dad, you could show us how to sail in fish for... 119 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,480 You know, fish. 120 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,100 Now you're talking? 121 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,580 Aye, aye, Captain. 122 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:16,840 Who's ready for the great Heffley Road trip? Can I get a whoop whoop? 123 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,720 Whoop whoop! Don't maw. 124 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,040 Dork. 125 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:31,040 Meemaws, here we come. 126 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:33,460 I'm kicking. 127 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,360 Oh, no. No devices on this trip. 128 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,960 What do you mean? This is an unplugged road trip. 129 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:45,420 No phones, no iPads, no internet. 130 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,380 Just family time. 131 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,260 The only connecting we're going to do is with each other. 132 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:53,380 Everyone, hand over your devices. 133 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:56,200 You tricked us. 134 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,680 This is totally not cool. 135 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:01,500 Kids at school get way more screen time than I do. I'm not giving up my phone. 136 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,810 Yeah. I'm not giving up his phone. I'm not giving up mine. And he's not giving 137 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,430 up. I'm not giving mine up. Who do you think you are bossing us around? 138 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:08,650 You want me to read? 139 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:09,950 I'm reading text. 140 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,470 What's the difference? 141 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:12,950 You're the worst mom ever. 142 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:14,390 Yeah. 143 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:29,370 Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do. 144 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:33,200 Look at this thing. Read a book. Read a book? 145 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480 Summer vacation. 146 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:37,180 Stupid. 147 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,300 Yeah. Listen to your mother, boys. 148 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,060 Frank, the band goes for you, too. 149 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,500 No, no, no, no, no. I got to check the route. 150 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,840 No, you don't. 151 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,260 We have GPS. 152 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,520 And if that fails, I brought a map. 153 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,800 We'll kick it old school. 154 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,440 Yeah, I like this right here. 155 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:12,780 Estimated time on road, 47 hours and one minute. 156 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,980 You're hungry? 157 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,280 I'm happy to provide. 158 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:36,580 Let's be free, baby, and cruise the world. 159 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:38,000 Are you with it, girl? 160 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,580 Do whatever you want, whenever you want, with whoever you want. 161 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,900 Feel free. 162 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,280 Who cares what they say? 163 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,280 Do we have our phones back yet? 164 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,240 Nope. The bag is closed. 165 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,920 When's the bag going to open? It's not. 166 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:25,260 Well, when's the bag not going to not open? 167 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,740 Okay, okay. I have something fun to pass the time. 168 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,360 Who has a guilty conscience? 169 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,280 It's a simple game. 170 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,660 Someone takes a card from the deck and reads it aloud. 171 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,400 If you've done the thing on the card, you get a point. 172 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,240 The first person to three points wins. 173 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,380 I must confess, I once owned an unusual pet. 174 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,980 I had a pet tarantula in college. 175 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,439 No way. 176 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,580 Yeah. His name was Terry Angela, and he was awesome. 177 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,140 One point. 178 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,480 I must confess, I once had a crazy hairstyle. 179 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:02,120 Guilty. I dyed my hair pink when I was younger for a summer. 180 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,200 When did you guys stop being fun? 181 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,260 Well, your dad and I were young once, too, you know. 182 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,640 Can I read the next one? 183 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,840 Yes. 184 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:23,880 I must confess, I once broke a window by shooting a BB gun and blamed my little 185 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 brother for it. 186 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,640 Yeah, I totally did that. I'm tied with Mom and Dad. 187 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,040 Read another one. 188 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:32,630 My turn. 189 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:40,850 I must confess, I once drove my mom's car when I didn't have a license and 190 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,650 scratched the door very badly. 191 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,190 I did that too. 192 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,150 Boom. One more point. 193 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:48,830 That's plus one. Plus another point. 194 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:57,270 I must confess, I once toilet papered the house of the sweet old lady who 195 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:58,269 next door to me. 196 00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,270 Yes. 197 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,330 Guilty as charged. 198 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,910 Like this game was made for me. 199 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,950 I own you losers. 200 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:11,790 Oh, yeah. I win. 201 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,290 I won. 202 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,470 Now I get my van fixed, right? 203 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:21,730 I'm very sorry for toilet paper in your house, ma 'am. It was a very bad thing. 204 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:27,670 And I would be honored to mow your lawn and... 205 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,400 Clean that car for the rest of summer to make amends. 206 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,360 Okay, thank you. 207 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,640 Bye now. 208 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,620 You are so dead. 209 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 I left it at home. 210 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,140 You did what? 211 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,520 I made an executive decision not to bring it. He's way too old for one. 212 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:09,860 You know, this trip is a perfect opportunity for him to go cold turkey. 213 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 It was all they had. 214 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,430 I don't want to post it online. It's hilarious. No! 215 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:46,550 No Instagrammy. No snappy chat. 216 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,390 I agree with Greg's stomach. We need to eat. 217 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:57,730 If you wake Manny up in the middle of a nap, he goes completely ballistic and 218 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,090 there's no calming him down. 219 00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:03,430 So when he's asleep, Mom and Dad do everything they can to keep him that 220 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,410 Okay, guys. Ready? 221 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,300 Got it. 222 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:31,120 Whole wheat bagel, cream cheese, bologna, and apples. You know, we should 223 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,240 up. Divide and clunker. 224 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,920 Hey! 225 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:40,640 Did you get anything on Mom's list? 226 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:41,939 Relax, baby. 227 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,080 I got better stuff. 228 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:58,930 Want to check out the pool? 229 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,030 Sweet! 230 00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:04,870 Huh? 231 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,290 What a rip -off! 232 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,870 They should be sued for false advertising. 233 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:19,750 At least there's a hot tub. 234 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,870 But look at those weirdos. 235 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,670 Or should that be beardos? 236 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:27,990 Good one. 237 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:33,590 Frank. 238 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:41,090 This place is disgusting. 239 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,290 It's not so bad. 240 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,850 It's just for one night. 241 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,930 Nobody uses the bathroom. We'll clean up at the next stop. 242 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,490 Let's eat. 243 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:34,530 What were you two thinking? 244 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:42,170 We can't make dinner out of uncooked cinnamon rolls and bubble gum? 245 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,150 No, duh. 246 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:45,970 They're for dessert. 247 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:48,690 I got us a microwave pizza. 248 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,680 Roderick, that's a mini -safe. 249 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,440 Huh. 250 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:11,200 And they disguised it as a microwave. 251 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,480 Pretty smart. 252 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:27,340 Did you guys get anything on my list? I couldn't read your curly, oldie English 253 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340 writing. 254 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,510 Do you mean cursive? 255 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:34,750 Cursive? 256 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:44,970 Is it okay if I go use the hot tub? 257 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:49,470 Yeah, sure. Just don't wake Annie when you come back in. 258 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,250 I am so hungry. 259 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,100 Grandparents react to diaper hands. 260 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,440 Hey, 261 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,400 cheese nips. 262 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,840 What are you doing here? 263 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,160 Thought I'd join you. 264 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,640 In case any hot chicks who dig musicians show up. 265 00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,370 You got your phone from the van? 266 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,250 It's from Rowley. 267 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:44,330 Have fun at Player Expo Zooey Mama. 268 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,290 What a dork. 269 00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:51,490 Player Expo? 270 00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:55,690 You're planning to go to your little nerd convention. 271 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,210 Oh, this is too good. 272 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:58,950 I'm telling Mom. 273 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,530 No, watch it! Give that back! 274 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,840 After your little I confess stunt today, this is my chance to even the score. 275 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,660 Maybe Mom and Dad will even give me the money to get my van fixed. 276 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:32,980 No, no, no, wait. 277 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,820 If you need money, I have a better way to get you some. 278 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,160 To get a lot. 279 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,660 Come with me to Player Expo. 280 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,460 There are Hawkgirls everywhere. 281 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,840 Why is she wearing armor with a bikini? 282 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680 It's called cosplay. 283 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,340 And there's a lot of it. 284 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,080 Are those even real? 285 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,840 I doubt it. 286 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,900 People make their weapons out of foam and stuff. 287 00:22:55,580 --> 00:23:00,320 But the best part is, there's a video game drummer competition, just like Rock 288 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,940 Band, and I think the prize is about $1 ,000. 289 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,840 $1 ,000? 290 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,060 I'd be able to buy ten vans with that. 291 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,520 But now you're telling Mom. 292 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,540 I guess there's no way I'm going. 293 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:15,920 If I say we're going, we're going. 294 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,520 You get that, Chico? 295 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:44,180 What are you doing? 296 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,780 This isn't what it looks like. 297 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,360 Are you doing work? 298 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,300 Okay, it is what it looks like. 299 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:54,380 Look, I couldn't tell my boss I was taking the week off. You get that, 300 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,100 Yeah, I totally get that. 301 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:59,080 But if Mom found out, she'd go ballistic. 302 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,500 I know. 303 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:06,540 That's why you and I need to... Did you take your phone from the van? 304 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:10,040 Um, no. 305 00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,730 If Mom found out, she'd go ballistic. 306 00:24:15,610 --> 00:24:16,610 Okay, okay. 307 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:17,690 I'll put it back. 308 00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:19,170 I won't tell Mom I got anything. 309 00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,390 I promise. 310 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:24,530 The thing is, I want Mom to be happy. I'm sure you don't want to disappoint 311 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:25,830 Do you? 312 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:27,530 Definitely not. 313 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:30,450 Nobody's here to keep this little arrangement between us guys. 314 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:33,390 What Mom doesn't know won't hurt her, right? 315 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,080 Am I supposed to sleep? 316 00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:49,970 Some people are trying to sleep. 317 00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:53,110 Put some pants on, creep. 318 00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:55,370 Oh. 319 00:26:00,610 --> 00:26:01,890 You guys think that's funny. 320 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,450 Well, you won't be laughing when I report it to the manager, and he throws 321 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:07,070 and your whole bearded family out. 322 00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:08,350 Oh, yeah? 323 00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,970 What is going on out here? 324 00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:55,510 Come here, punk. 325 00:26:57,990 --> 00:26:59,750 Dad! Dad! Help! 326 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,410 Hey. Huh? 327 00:27:02,990 --> 00:27:03,990 That's your kid? 328 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:05,990 What kid? 329 00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:07,090 That... 330 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,040 Why would I have to sleep in the closet? 331 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,560 Just went for a quick jog. 332 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,060 In your underwear? 333 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,820 I like the fresh air. 334 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,960 Oh. Honey, that's not a good idea. 335 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,280 What's with all this standing around? 336 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,060 Let's get back on the road, right, Mom? 337 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,300 I'm with Greg. 338 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,260 Open road, here comes the Hefley family. 339 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:48,560 Seriously, next time wear pants. There's a lot of weirdos out there. 340 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,940 And beardos. 341 00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:25,720 This song is such a bummer. 342 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,140 Quadrick, get back. 343 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:39,540 What is this? Is this even music? Call a diaper dude demo. 344 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,800 You're welcome. 345 00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:42,360 Yeah, thank you. 346 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,680 My drum song was coming up. It's 13 Minutes of Heaven. 347 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,679 Nuh -uh. 348 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,020 First rule of road trip is the driver is the DJ. 349 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:56,320 That's great, because I'm the driver, and I picked our theme song for our 350 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:58,000 It's a family tradition. 351 00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:02,330 Grandpa and Grandma used to pick music and us kids would sing along. 352 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:06,690 Oh, yeah. 353 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:08,070 Mm -hmm. I like that. 354 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:09,330 I know. 355 00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:11,350 It was a big hit when we were dating, right? 356 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:37,590 You win. 357 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,750 I choose hola, learn to speak Spanish. 358 00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:47,090 Let's start with the most common greeting. 359 00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:48,830 Hello or hi. 360 00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:51,950 Hi is simply hola in Spanish. 361 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:53,910 Can you try that, please? 362 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:57,470 Hola. Hola. Did you get that right? 363 00:31:59,470 --> 00:32:02,770 To drink translates to beber. 364 00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:05,070 Try saying that. 365 00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:09,530 You guys are in for a treat. 366 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:14,950 The country fair will be a great opportunity for you to see how people 367 00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:18,150 the real America. Wait, so where do we live again? 368 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:20,730 You guys are actually descended from country folk. 369 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:26,330 Peepaw's father worked three jobs until he had enough money to buy his own land 370 00:32:26,330 --> 00:32:27,330 to grow soybeans. 371 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,490 Why would anyone want to grow soybeans? 372 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,590 Great story. Wake me up when it's over. 373 00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:36,130 Wow. 374 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,300 Wow. Were we this bored when that happened? 375 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:45,600 If we agree to go to this country fair, can we get our phones back after as a 376 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,600 reward? No. 377 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,560 How about just for an hour? 378 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:52,560 We do something for you, and you do something for us. That's fair. 379 00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:59,480 The country fair is a treat. You don't get a reward for agreeing to a treat. 380 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,700 boys are going to the country fair, and you're going to enjoy yourselves. Do I 381 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,700 make myself clear? 382 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,560 Hey, what do you say we split up? You take Manny on the rides, and I'll show 383 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,900 these boys how to win some carnival games, huh? 384 00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:35,500 These guys don't need a parent getting in the way. 385 00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:37,600 It'll be good for them to spend time together. 386 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:40,680 All the rides look lame. 387 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:41,899 And old. 388 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:42,900 Really old. 389 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:50,140 You guys go, get your country on, fit some feet, ride some hay, and don't 390 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,860 to eat something healthy, okay? 391 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,240 Take advantage of all the amazing produce here. 392 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040 Definitely, yeah. 393 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,240 Yeah, produce. 394 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,139 Go ahead. 395 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,560 Mmm, have fun. 396 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,880 Deep -fried butter on a stick? 397 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,580 Oh, my. 398 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,460 Here you go. Thank you. 399 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:13,679 You're welcome. 400 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,719 Two deep -fried butters on a stick, please, amigo. 401 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,320 Regular or extra crispy? Extra crispy, obviously. 402 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,880 This is the best moment of my life. 403 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:37,920 Maybe we should get a funnel cake and a sausage to eat. Ice cream's on the bus. 404 00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:40,560 We need to leave. 405 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,320 Huh? 406 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,480 I'll take two more. 407 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,460 Dad, I'm crutching out. 408 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,800 Can we go? 409 00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:56,880 I am in a serious bind. I need to make a work phone call. 410 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:57,979 Where's Mom? 411 00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,300 She's in line for the port -a -potty. 412 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,920 I figure I've got like 20 minutes. 413 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:04,000 Can you do me a favor? Can you take him over to the livestock tent? 414 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:06,560 I can't have him melting down while I'm on this call. 415 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:07,780 Me take him? 416 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,200 Yeah. Spend some quality time with your brother, all right? 417 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:11,720 Ten bucks. Ten bucks? 418 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,520 Perfect. 419 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:43,120 Step on up here, folks. Not now, Manny. 420 00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:45,420 Ah! 421 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,100 Okay, okay. 422 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:51,780 Who's next here? 423 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,140 Hey there, little fella. Let me ask you something. 424 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,800 Can you see that pig right there? 425 00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:59,500 How much you think that pig weighs? 426 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,320 Honestly, he just wants a lollipop. 427 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,920 Oh, well, now, for a lollipop, I'm still going to have to have a guess. 428 00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,120 But he can only count one, two, three. 429 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:13,820 Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. 430 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:20,460 Old Wilberta there weighs exactly 456 pounds on the nose. 431 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,380 How about that? Bless you, little heart. 432 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,000 Honey, you won the grand prize. 433 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,580 How about that, ladies and gentlemen? 434 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,680 Manny, this is awesome. 435 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,460 Now, just be gentle with him now. 436 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:32,880 Go ahead, they'll take you. 437 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:38,520 There you go. Look at him. Oh, no, no, no. We can't take this pig. 438 00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:41,690 You're saying that you're not going to let the little one keep it? 439 00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:44,110 A boy needs a pig. 440 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,490 We don't live on farms. 441 00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:47,910 We're normal people. 442 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:51,450 You're saying folks that live on farms ain't normal. 443 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:52,710 That's not what I mean. 444 00:36:53,470 --> 00:36:55,470 We don't have anywhere to keep it. 445 00:36:55,890 --> 00:37:00,130 Ma 'am, you won't let a pig inside your house with your baby, would you? 446 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,370 We'll take our pig and go. 447 00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:15,590 All right, we had a winner. How about that? Grand prize winner, ladies and 448 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:16,590 gentlemen. 449 00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:25,330 Please don't poop. 450 00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,310 I got you, kid! No, I can hear you fine. 451 00:37:29,090 --> 00:37:30,430 Dad, here's a man. You gotta go. 452 00:37:31,130 --> 00:37:32,130 Wait, no! 453 00:37:33,530 --> 00:37:35,390 Hey, why are you being such a fass? 454 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:40,960 I decided to write the alien abduction. 455 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:42,620 Let's rock. 456 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,820 Stay against the wall and keep your hands to yourself. 457 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,140 We're off. 458 00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:04,360 I knew I shouldn't have ate that thing. 459 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440 It can flutter. 460 00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:13,910 I'm not an A student of physics or anything, but I'm familiar with the 461 00:39:14,030 --> 00:39:16,450 what comes up must fall down. 462 00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:38,450 Like a deep -fried butter. 463 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:39,970 Oh, God, no! 464 00:39:40,270 --> 00:39:41,270 It's in my mouth! 465 00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:45,310 Let's get out of here. 466 00:39:47,770 --> 00:39:50,690 Where did you go? That was an important phone call. 467 00:39:51,290 --> 00:39:55,610 Okay, all right, let's still keep this between us, all right? Oh, you guys are 468 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:56,610 all together. 469 00:39:56,990 --> 00:39:58,950 Did the Hathley boys have fun? 470 00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:01,830 Absolutely, an amazing time together. 471 00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:35,830 That's right. 472 00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:38,590 In the... The livestock tent? 473 00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:39,850 In the livestock tent. 474 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:45,150 Right. That's... Yeah, but you know, now that I think about it, keeping a pig, 475 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:49,410 that's not a good idea because it's not a pet and it belongs in a barnyard and 476 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:50,410 we should take it back. 477 00:40:50,690 --> 00:40:52,390 I love my piggy. 478 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:55,170 And this is just occurring to you now? 479 00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:59,470 I think it's great we have a pig because now we'll be able to get bacon from it 480 00:40:59,470 --> 00:41:00,470 every morning. 481 00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:04,250 The truth is... 482 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:08,580 I wasn't 100 % there when Manny won the pig. He was with Greg. 483 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:15,140 I couldn't help it. I really didn't want to take it, but there was a lot of 484 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,840 pressure from them deaf farmers. 485 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:18,720 What is going on here? 486 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,080 I wasn't with them because I had to make a work call. 487 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:31,160 Frank! I'm under a lot of pressure right now. And honestly, I don't think a 488 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,960 total technology ban is realistic. 489 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:37,240 I need to make calls to the office, and Greg's a modern kid using his phone. 490 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,218 It's in his DNA. 491 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:39,220 What? 492 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,040 Greg's been using his phone, too? 493 00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:44,200 Oh, come on. You made a deal with me. 494 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,620 Will someone please pay for my van repairs? Stop. 495 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,120 Let me get this straight. 496 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,880 You and Greg have been using your phones, and you both conspired to keep 497 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,880 from me? 498 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,180 We're leaving. 499 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,700 And we're keeping the phone. 500 00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:09,310 What is your name? 501 00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:12,150 Translated word by word. 502 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:14,750 What translates to gas? 503 00:42:16,010 --> 00:42:17,910 What's the matter with him? 504 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:23,270 Greg, please tell your father that his pig probably needs to use the bathroom. 505 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:26,810 You know, I can really use the bathroom too. 506 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,150 I drink way too much lemonade. 507 00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:33,410 Okay, then tell your father to pull over at the next gas station and you can 508 00:42:33,410 --> 00:42:34,470 take his pig in with you. 509 00:42:35,130 --> 00:42:37,900 What? Just going to have to keep your legs crossed. 510 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:40,120 The next exit is 37 miles. 511 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,980 37 miles? 512 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:43,860 That's way too far. 513 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,740 It's no use. 514 00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:05,220 I can't hold it. 515 00:43:13,779 --> 00:43:14,920 Don't spill any. 516 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:26,000 It's spilling 517 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,740 off. Then stop peeing. It doesn't work that way. 518 00:43:29,260 --> 00:43:31,740 I've started. Now I've got to see it through. 519 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,960 He's right. 520 00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,870 The piggies better potty train than you, Greg. 521 00:44:04,410 --> 00:44:05,450 Oh, my God! 522 00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:09,890 What's happening? 523 00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:12,910 Oh, my God! 524 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,460 Nobody touches the minibar. 525 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,600 I'm not paying $7 for a cookie. 526 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,300 Where's the pig gonna sleep? 527 00:45:18,410 --> 00:45:20,290 The pig can use the minibar and we can't? 528 00:45:24,530 --> 00:45:28,570 You realize this will probably cost more than the hotel room. 529 00:45:30,490 --> 00:45:32,530 I love you, Peggy. 530 00:45:44,819 --> 00:45:47,760 Please let me take this call, and I will put work aside for the rest of the 531 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,000 trip, okay? Nothing but family time, I promise. 532 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,380 Nothing but family time? Okay, deal. 533 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:53,780 Get it over with. 534 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,920 Boyd, let's help your dad be quiet for the next ten minutes so that he can 535 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,200 finally put work behind him and join the vacation. 536 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:01,180 Sure? 537 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,320 Whatever. 538 00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:04,420 Quiet. Here we go. 539 00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:06,740 Hey, this is Frank. 540 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,500 Hi, Julie. Yes. 541 00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:13,620 I'm sorry things just snowballed on my end, uh -huh. 542 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,420 That's not a problem. I can handle that. 543 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,600 Okay. 544 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,640 Uh -huh. 545 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:25,680 Shhh. 546 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,560 Shhh. 547 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,120 Shhh. Shhh. 548 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:30,460 Shhh. Shhh. 549 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,360 Yeah. 550 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,800 Throw it out. 551 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,900 Yeah. I don't know. I mean, there's a weird connection. 552 00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,660 Uh -huh. 553 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:04,720 That's great. 554 00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,100 Thanks, everybody. 555 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,480 I'll be lucky to have a job come Monday. 556 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,340 Had to take a road trip. Had to take a road trip. 557 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:46,300 Logic, I thought Memog was just two inches from Player Expo. 558 00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:49,360 But on this map, it's like seven. 559 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,300 So? 560 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,800 So we're going to be too far away from it. 561 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:58,180 I'll never be in the Mactic V video, and you'll never win your thousand dollars. 562 00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:02,020 You better fix this mess, El Torco. I need that money. 563 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,480 I have an idea. 564 00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:24,930 Changing destination to Parkway Convention Center. 565 00:49:27,690 --> 00:49:29,550 Manny and the pig had really bonded. 566 00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:34,790 But from the look on Mom and Dad's faces, I could tell that its days with 567 00:49:34,790 --> 00:49:35,950 Halfway family were numbered. 568 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,300 How do you say the word your name in Spanish? 569 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:17,780 Will you say su nombre, or mi nombre, or su 570 00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:18,780 nombre? 571 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,420 I just don't get it. We're miles off course. That's why you shouldn't trust 572 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:26,880 technology. If we just used a map instead of the GPS... Don't worry. I 573 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,060 can make up the time tomorrow. 574 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:29,900 I hope so. 575 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,460 Guys, come here. Check this out. 576 00:50:36,110 --> 00:50:38,450 Come here. I made it for Meemaw's birthday. 577 00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:39,870 It's a memory book. 578 00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:46,190 That's Meemaw when she was a baby. 579 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:49,050 Is she a boy or a girl? 580 00:50:54,090 --> 00:50:55,090 Wow. 581 00:50:55,370 --> 00:50:56,370 Who's that soldier? 582 00:50:56,630 --> 00:51:02,010 That's Meemaw's brother, Fred, in World War II. She'll show you his medals if 583 00:51:02,010 --> 00:51:03,630 you ask her. He was a tough old guy. 584 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,180 This is our family history, you guys. 585 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:15,880 This book dates all the way up to... No, no way, no, no, no. 586 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:17,520 No, you can't show her those photos. Yeah, Mom. 587 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,480 You can't give me my photo of my naked butt. 588 00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:23,340 No, it's so cute. 589 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,260 Okay, guys, come on. We've all got to get up early. 590 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,780 Let's get ready for bed. We do, okay. 591 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,520 Come on. 592 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,700 Get your pajamas on, everyone. 593 00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:46,650 Sweet. Tomorrow we ride, compadre. 594 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:08,730 I don't know how we're going to get to the expert. 595 00:52:09,090 --> 00:52:10,110 Do you have any money? 596 00:52:10,470 --> 00:52:12,450 We don't need money. We'll use Uber. 597 00:52:12,690 --> 00:52:14,060 It's completely... free. 598 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,040 Free? But how do they make a profit? 599 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,020 I don't know. I'm not a business woman. 600 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,820 See? Your money changed hands. 601 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:35,580 It really is free. 602 00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,260 It's incredible. 603 00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:41,740 But I didn't think it would take an hour to drive a two -engine. 604 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,500 This is incredible. 605 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:59,220 I know. I've never seen so many dorks in one place before. These are my people. 606 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,760 This is where I was meant to be. 607 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,040 Diaper! It's a diaper! 608 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,420 Diaper! It's a diaper, man! 609 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,860 It's a diaper! 610 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:26,280 be late to Meemaw's party and I don't know why they're not answering their 611 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,880 phones. You did say no technology. 612 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,580 Are you seriously giving me the I told you so look right now? 613 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,980 No. 614 00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:43,320 Welcome to Rock Drummer. This contestant said he's a professional. 615 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,720 Let's see how he does. 616 00:53:56,990 --> 00:54:00,890 My grandma jumps better than that. Time to rock out of here, champ. 617 00:54:01,490 --> 00:54:05,430 I guess Roderick won't be getting his van fixed anytime soon. 618 00:54:10,490 --> 00:54:16,410 We've been to the convention, had a swell time, going home in the morning, 619 00:54:16,410 --> 00:54:18,270 nobody's in either way. 620 00:54:24,070 --> 00:54:25,790 It's been too long. I'm going to call the police. 621 00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:34,180 I need to file a missing persons report. It's my two sons, Roderick and Greg. 622 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,880 Roderick is 16 and Greg is 12. 623 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,500 What are they wearing? I don't know. 624 00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:44,660 Roderick's wearing a black motorhead t -shirt and Greg's wearing a twisted 625 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:46,600 wizard baseball tee with blue sleeves. 626 00:54:47,740 --> 00:54:50,520 How do you know that? 627 00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:59,110 player expo right now the hottest ticket in town and there is no better place to 628 00:54:59,110 --> 00:55:03,270 discover what the new hottest trends are what do your parents think about you 629 00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:08,610 guys coming to the expo to play video games oh they have no idea frankly jill 630 00:55:08,610 --> 00:55:14,210 they're a little slow well they are a little slow if you're here and they 631 00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:19,330 know where you are why don't you come on down and join them here because it's 632 00:55:19,330 --> 00:55:25,560 loads of fun at the expo and look at the fun they're having now Actually, I'd 633 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:30,740 like to report a double murder at Player Expo in about 30 minutes. 634 00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:36,560 Right now on the main stage, we have the great Mac Digby! 635 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,820 Look! There he is! The game, Downhill Death Race! 636 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,580 That's how Digby do it! 637 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,440 This is awesome! 638 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,280 Mac is about to beat the world record! 639 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,240 Once people see a video of me and Mac Digby, I'll be the coolest kid in middle 640 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,240 school! 641 00:55:52,330 --> 00:55:55,110 Everyone will forget about diaper hands. No one will ever forget about diaper 642 00:55:55,110 --> 00:55:56,510 hands. It's way too funny. 643 00:55:58,710 --> 00:55:59,710 Nuh -uh. 644 00:56:00,050 --> 00:56:01,950 I have an appointment with Matt Digby. 645 00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:04,870 He sent me this email inviting me to play with him. 646 00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:06,950 They sent it out to every kid in here. 647 00:56:07,870 --> 00:56:09,030 The line is back there. 648 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,900 Email was just a trick to get Kenny to show up today. 649 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,260 There's no way I can win that line. 650 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,100 I'll never be in a YouTube video with Mac Digby. I'm going to go down this 651 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:31,100 real quick. 652 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,680 Shred some fresh powder. 653 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:34,720 I'm left. 654 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,120 How do you like that, noobs? 655 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,720 Okay, so make sure me and Mac are both in shots. 656 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,700 And I'll make it seem like we're both hanging out. 657 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,820 Then I'll post it onto YouTube, and mission accomplished. 658 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,220 This is where it all goes down, folks. 659 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,860 Matt Digby going head -to -head with some of his biggest fans, live, here at 660 00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:06,860 Player Expo. 661 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,100 Digby's on his game today. 662 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:12,700 At the rate he's going, this could be his best day of gaming ever. 663 00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:15,220 Catch that snowball in the face. 664 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,520 That's how Digby do it. 665 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,660 I'm about to get pwned. 666 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,140 Oh, this is good, guys. 667 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:43,780 This is insane. 668 00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:45,860 You're witnessing gamer history. 669 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,360 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? 670 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 671 00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:54,580 What have you done? I was about to beat the record. 672 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,840 Who are you? 673 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:58,980 I'm Greg Halfley. 674 00:57:59,380 --> 00:58:03,740 You are grounded for life. And I swear. 675 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:09,600 Never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body. 676 00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:24,520 Really, Greg. I thought that maybe you would have grown up a little bit after 677 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,940 the whole diaper hands business. 678 00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:27,260 But I guess not. 679 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,240 No way. 680 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,120 It's him. 681 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,800 Ladies and gents. 682 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,460 We have a celebrity in our midst. My record -breaking attempt was ruined by 683 00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:39,260 other than diaper hands. 684 00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:29,160 make it on time you embarrass me in front of everyone mom now i'm gonna be 685 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:35,400 as diaper forever it'll blow over you know what won't you 686 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:41,200 lying to me i just wanted to have a nice family trip where we all spent time 687 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,380 together but you don't care about that 688 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,800 I give up. 689 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,400 Take my phone. 690 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:07,160 Play games. 691 01:00:07,940 --> 01:00:08,940 Enjoy yourself. 692 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,800 I'm done fighting. 693 01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:26,080 We're two hours from Meemaw's. 694 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:29,900 It's gonna be tight, but I think we're gonna make it by the end of the party. 695 01:01:17,810 --> 01:01:20,630 What's that in the parking lot? Let him get behind you. 696 01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:29,770 Uh, 697 01:01:39,550 --> 01:01:40,750 Dad? What? 698 01:01:40,970 --> 01:01:42,310 You might want to stop the car. 699 01:01:42,510 --> 01:01:43,510 What? Why? 700 01:01:45,370 --> 01:01:46,370 Holy mother. 701 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:57,649 At me, Mars. 702 01:01:57,650 --> 01:01:58,650 Hey, guys, good news! 703 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,440 I don't see them. 704 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:29,340 Are you going to be okay? 705 01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:33,580 Those photos were irreplaceable. 706 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:39,960 I really thought coming on this trip would bring our family closer together. 707 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,320 But I'll know better next time. 708 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,520 You want one? 709 01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:25,200 Oh, Greg, I wouldn't encourage them. There's only one. 710 01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:39,760 Seriously, Greg, that's enough. 711 01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:52,850 Dad, can you close the sunroof? Uh, Roger dumbs it up, remember? 712 01:05:37,770 --> 01:05:38,770 We're fine! 713 01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:54,610 This 714 01:05:54,610 --> 01:06:02,470 is 715 01:06:02,470 --> 01:06:03,470 pretty bad for you. 716 01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:05,250 You snuck to Player Expo, too. 717 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:07,090 You're as much old as I am. 718 01:06:07,370 --> 01:06:08,370 No way. 719 01:06:08,450 --> 01:06:10,710 I spent years lowering Mom and Dad's expectations. 720 01:06:11,830 --> 01:06:14,770 They expect this kind of stuff from me, but not you. 721 01:06:16,790 --> 01:06:21,390 I mean, sure, Mom makes you read word books and bans you from devices because 722 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:25,650 she wants you to live a happy life, but she just doesn't get what it's like to 723 01:06:25,650 --> 01:06:27,050 be a kid in the 20th century. 724 01:06:47,790 --> 01:06:48,790 I'm sorry. 725 01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:50,670 What'd you do this time? 726 01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:53,950 I'm sorry for changing the GPS. 727 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,230 I'm sorry for tricking Mom into this. 728 01:06:56,790 --> 01:06:58,130 I'm sorry for sneaking away. 729 01:06:58,770 --> 01:07:00,050 I'm sorry for all of it. 730 01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:05,990 I appreciate your apology, Greg, but I really wanted us to go to Meemaw's. 731 01:07:06,930 --> 01:07:08,070 Well, let's not give up. 732 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:09,890 Let's go to Meemaw's. 733 01:07:10,670 --> 01:07:11,770 How are we going to do that? 734 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:16,270 Dad, did you give up on that phone call with your boss when the pig got loose in 735 01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:17,259 the car? 736 01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:19,640 I probably should have, but no. 737 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,540 And if Meemaw's brother, Fred, gave up, do you think we'd have defeated the 738 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,700 British in World War II? 739 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,600 Definitely not the case. 740 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:31,040 And Mom, will you ever give up on making us read books and eat healthy food, 741 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:35,980 even though we fight you every step of the way? Of course not. I love you guys. 742 01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:42,440 Exactly. I mean, things look pretty bad for us. But we've come this far, and 743 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,680 Meemaw's party isn't over yet. 744 01:07:44,180 --> 01:07:46,360 So shouldn't we at least try to get there? 745 01:07:47,350 --> 01:07:48,350 Greg's right. 746 01:07:48,550 --> 01:07:51,270 We're going to get to Meemaw's if it kills us. 747 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:54,050 It almost already has. 748 01:07:55,190 --> 01:07:57,950 Radiator shine, got this traffic to deal with. 749 01:07:59,130 --> 01:08:01,070 One time, I couldn't reach the remote. 750 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:04,970 I had to watch this show where this guy blasted his heater to cool his car down. 751 01:08:05,810 --> 01:08:06,749 Or something. 752 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:07,669 I've heard of that. 753 01:08:07,670 --> 01:08:09,950 You turn the heater on, it draws the heat away from the engine. 754 01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:11,770 Yeah! Good boy! 755 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,630 What are we going to do with the traffic? 756 01:08:16,170 --> 01:08:17,510 We could try a different route. 757 01:08:20,729 --> 01:08:21,729 Let's do it. 758 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:25,470 One, two, three. Hey! 759 01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:34,189 Hold on. 760 01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:56,090 I have never been so hot. 761 01:09:04,189 --> 01:09:04,710 I 762 01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:12,870 don't 763 01:09:12,870 --> 01:09:17,029 like this. I saw a movie once where a bunch of mutant hillbillies led a group 764 01:09:17,029 --> 01:09:18,069 tourists off the main road. 765 01:09:18,930 --> 01:09:19,930 For what? 766 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:21,330 To hunt them. 767 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,160 And then eat them? 768 01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:26,000 Roderick, you'll scare Manny. Stop. 769 01:09:27,180 --> 01:09:28,920 It was a true story. 770 01:10:01,690 --> 01:10:04,250 Roderick, you have not been shocked. 771 01:10:04,590 --> 01:10:05,590 I'm too young to die. 772 01:10:06,510 --> 01:10:10,390 I'll never play Ozmen. I'll never see Lord of the Diver in the Hall of Fame. 773 01:10:10,470 --> 01:10:11,810 I'll never get to roll Hall of Fame. 774 01:10:12,610 --> 01:10:13,830 I'll never get to fanfics. 775 01:10:16,130 --> 01:10:17,130 My brain! 776 01:10:17,930 --> 01:10:18,930 Monster, baby! 777 01:10:23,090 --> 01:10:24,090 We're stuck. 778 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:35,830 Less weight the better 779 01:10:35,830 --> 01:10:43,090 I'm 780 01:10:43,090 --> 01:10:45,150 gonna gun it Do it 781 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,240 We are in business. 782 01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,620 What did you guys do? 783 01:11:46,830 --> 01:11:48,270 Those guys are going to a hot tub. 784 01:11:48,590 --> 01:11:49,830 They'll be there for hours. 785 01:11:50,170 --> 01:11:51,170 Trust me. 786 01:11:54,590 --> 01:11:55,610 I have a plan. 787 01:12:07,150 --> 01:12:08,150 It's open. 788 01:12:16,650 --> 01:12:18,430 get our stuff. Everybody search. 789 01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:30,190 Oh, my God. 790 01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:34,330 We are a mess. 791 01:12:35,850 --> 01:12:38,630 Mom, you look like that one chick from Mad Max. 792 01:12:39,470 --> 01:12:40,470 Charlize Theron? 793 01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:42,790 No. 794 01:12:43,330 --> 01:12:44,390 Oh, the old one. 795 01:12:44,730 --> 01:12:46,330 The one that got squashed by the water truck. 796 01:12:47,410 --> 01:12:48,410 Roadkill. 797 01:12:49,590 --> 01:12:51,330 Let's use their bathroom to get cleaned up. 798 01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:52,850 Good idea. 799 01:12:53,130 --> 01:12:56,450 We don't want to show up to Meemaw's looking like roadkill. 800 01:12:58,210 --> 01:12:59,730 I'm going to take Maddie back to the van. 801 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:01,369 The van. 802 01:13:01,370 --> 01:13:04,010 That's why we can't find her stuff. It's still in their van. Let's go. 803 01:13:06,630 --> 01:13:07,790 I need to use the bathroom. 804 01:13:08,610 --> 01:13:09,610 Me too. 805 01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:13,070 Okay. Keep watch for each other. All right? Meet you outside. 806 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,240 Let's go get the boat. Okay. 807 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,560 Hey, it's me, Roger. 808 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,540 Your brother. You almost scared me to death. 809 01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:38,760 I want to let you know that Beardo's entering the room right now. 810 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,560 What? Good luck, Greggy. I wish I could say it was nice knowing you. 811 01:13:56,110 --> 01:13:58,330 Kids gotta learn to clean up after themselves. 812 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000 Oh! 813 01:16:12,590 --> 01:16:15,750 shoot down oh yeah then you're gonna need these 814 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:25,490 they're 815 01:16:25,490 --> 01:16:32,270 right here oh diaper diaper it's a 816 01:16:32,270 --> 01:16:33,270 diaper 817 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,560 I want what you really, really want. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want 818 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,540 I want to really, really, really want to be with you. 819 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,620 If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. 820 01:16:55,460 --> 01:16:56,660 Make it up forever. 821 01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,000 Friendship never ends. 822 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:04,920 If you want to be my lover, you have got to give. You've got to give. Making it 823 01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:07,780 too easy, but that's the way it is. 824 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:12,320 So here's a story from A to Z. You want to get with me, you've got to let me get 825 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,019 with you. 826 01:17:13,020 --> 01:17:14,780 M in the place you like it in your face. 827 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:22,180 Easy V doesn't come for free. She's a real lady. We are officially 828 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:23,540 out of road. 829 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,380 We killed the car. 830 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,200 Sorry, hon. 831 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,760 Look! 832 01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:19,860 Is that Meemaw's house? 833 01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:22,260 I think it is. 834 01:18:22,940 --> 01:18:24,220 So we're nearly there. 835 01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:26,700 Greg, the van won't run. 836 01:18:27,290 --> 01:18:28,550 It doesn't have to run, Dad. 837 01:18:28,890 --> 01:18:30,110 It just has to roll. 838 01:18:30,670 --> 01:18:35,190 If we all push, maybe we can get over the hill and then just let gravity do 839 01:18:35,190 --> 01:18:38,990 rest and roll right on down to Meemaw's house. I think that might be the worst 840 01:18:38,990 --> 01:18:40,530 idea I've ever heard in my life. 841 01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:44,470 Okay, boys, once we get rolling, I want you to hop in. 842 01:18:44,810 --> 01:18:45,810 You got it? 843 01:18:46,290 --> 01:18:49,130 On three. Here we go. One, two, three. 844 01:18:51,070 --> 01:18:52,070 Come on, push. 845 01:18:52,730 --> 01:18:53,589 That's it. 846 01:18:53,590 --> 01:18:54,590 Here we go. 847 01:18:59,630 --> 01:19:00,630 Stop working! 848 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:08,550 Come on Greg! 849 01:19:10,930 --> 01:19:13,590 I can't make it! 850 01:20:16,130 --> 01:20:17,130 Greg? 851 01:20:20,010 --> 01:20:24,150 Happy birthday, Meemaw. Oh, what a wonderful surprise. 852 01:20:24,990 --> 01:20:25,990 Greg? 853 01:20:26,450 --> 01:20:28,210 Greg, are you okay? 854 01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:30,570 Oh, my God. 855 01:20:31,630 --> 01:20:34,110 You said you wanted to get your butt on the water this summer. 856 01:20:37,630 --> 01:20:39,450 Happy birthday, Meemaw. 857 01:20:40,030 --> 01:20:41,030 Sure. 858 01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:42,770 Sorry. 859 01:20:43,990 --> 01:20:47,930 Well, I guess this trip ended up being one of Mom's better ideas. 860 01:20:49,810 --> 01:20:51,130 And you know what? 861 01:20:51,570 --> 01:20:53,570 It was a pretty great party. 862 01:20:56,150 --> 01:21:02,380 And after we got the van fixed, And the boat out of Meemaw's pool, we headed 863 01:21:02,380 --> 01:21:03,380 home. 864 01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:06,360 At least, we thought the van was fixed. 865 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,120 I'm not getting a signal. 866 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:37,750 Thank you so much for stopping. 867 01:21:39,790 --> 01:21:40,790 Oh, 868 01:21:42,230 --> 01:21:44,070 no, we don't speak Spanish. 869 01:22:06,759 --> 01:22:08,760 We still don't speak Spanish. 870 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:15,760 I'm so proud of you. 871 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,640 So proud. 872 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:24,860 I 873 01:22:24,860 --> 01:22:31,760 hope 874 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,940 you guys are happy. Your little brother is super smart. 875 01:22:36,270 --> 01:22:37,450 I hope he knows where he's going. 876 01:22:38,790 --> 01:22:41,210 Fire! Let Robbie go. 877 01:22:41,550 --> 01:22:42,389 Si, claro. 878 01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:43,390 Manny. 879 01:22:44,790 --> 01:22:45,790 ¿Seguimos recto? 880 01:22:46,390 --> 01:22:48,670 Esto no hasta aquí. 881 01:22:50,030 --> 01:22:51,410 I don't believe it. 882 01:22:53,390 --> 01:22:54,530 Este es el lugar aquí. 883 01:23:28,010 --> 01:23:30,690 By the time we got home, everyone was good. 884 01:23:31,430 --> 01:23:35,870 Dad told his mom he needed more time with his family, which made Mom really 885 01:23:35,870 --> 01:23:36,870 happy. 886 01:23:37,590 --> 01:23:41,430 And they loaned Roderick the money to fix his loaded diaper van in exchange 887 01:23:41,430 --> 01:23:42,710 him cleaning out the minivan. 888 01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:48,730 Trust me, this vacation was far from perfect. 889 01:23:49,170 --> 01:23:53,030 But the one thing our road trip has taught me is that little face time with 890 01:23:53,030 --> 01:23:54,990 family really isn't that bad. 891 01:23:55,390 --> 01:23:59,630 And you know, we ended up with... Plenty of material for our own memory book. 892 01:24:00,970 --> 01:24:04,330 I don't think we're going to be winning any Family of the Year awards, but our 893 01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:06,150 trip was definitely an adventure. 894 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:14,150 In fact, I can't wait to see where we're going next year. Wherever it is, we're 895 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,150 flying. 896 01:26:02,270 --> 01:26:03,270 Watch and learn, little bro. 897 01:26:03,650 --> 01:26:04,650 Watch and learn. 898 01:26:05,430 --> 01:26:06,430 Hey, lady. 899 01:26:06,790 --> 01:26:08,430 My band's playing in my car. Watch this week.