1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,672 All over the world they sing this song when their team scores a goal. 3 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,392 And the amazing thing is, it's from Anton Bruckner's fifth Symphony. 4 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,512 They sing Bruckner during a match? 5 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,071 No, the bass theme of the White Stripes is from his 5th. 6 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,310 And that's so great? 7 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,236 If millions of people roar out a Bruckner tune, 8 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,999 that's brilliant. 9 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,350 It's mean. 10 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,356 What's brilliant about it? 11 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,633 It's a reference that works in a completely different context. 12 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,914 Hang on: if a million idiots sing Bruckner badly, 13 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,595 and some pop-star joker stole from him, that's not a reference. 14 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,558 Jack White isn't a joker; 15 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,275 Jack White is the biggest guitarist around! 16 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,000 Jack White is a pop-star from the 70s! 17 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,318 Definitely! 18 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,000 I'll google him if you like. 19 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,197 I don't care about both of them. 20 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,436 Isn't that the music of your generation? 21 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,836 Rock music. 22 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,871 Sure. When I was young, everyone listened to Smokie and Suzi Quattro. 23 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,392 And that put you off rock music? 24 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,791 It put me off the other kids. 25 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,840 I need half a page. 26 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,271 Three columns. 27 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,156 Please! 28 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,280 Are you that keen on Jack White? 29 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,871 I'm not keen on Jack White. I just want a topic I know. 30 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,750 Then I can show what I know and I wouldn't have to write TV crap. 31 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,594 You don't need to do TV. You're a culture expert! 32 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,880 I wish you'd tell our boss 33 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:24,996 OK. 34 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:25,798 Really? 35 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,593 I have to see him today. 36 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,194 He tried that TV trick with me once. 37 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,277 I said I'm not interested in TV, 38 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,359 but if someone in Sports is sick, I'll go to a match. 39 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,555 Because we have to economize... 40 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,596 Sure. 41 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,949 So how did he react? 42 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,549 He didn't even get I was joking. 43 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,234 Shit... 44 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,118 Is this a joke? 45 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,439 Afraid not. 46 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,119 I don't understand. 47 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,791 You have an old contract. You earn 50% more than anyone else. 48 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,594 But I'm not just anyone. 49 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,797 Of course not. 50 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,274 I'm an institution. 51 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,077 If I keep you I have to throw out three newcomers instead. 52 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,556 Family men, single mothers. 53 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,274 You bring tears to my eyes, really. 54 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,878 I need sympathy, too. I've been a music critic 25 years. It's all I know. 55 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,872 You could write a book. 56 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,517 What about? 57 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,749 Music. 58 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,516 Isn't there another way? 59 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,360 Please. 60 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,194 I really don't enjoy this. 61 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,952 The same could happen to me tomorrow. 62 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,039 Maybe someone will turn up who's younger and cheaper. 63 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,433 - I don't believe it. - What? 64 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,476 That they'd fire you. 65 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,440 You're a cowardly little nobody who does anything management wants. 66 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,914 They won't fire you. 67 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,230 Nice talking to you. Bye then. 68 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,953 My readers will protest. 69 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,557 I doubt it. Most of them are dead. 70 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,036 You're leaving? Why? 71 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,873 I'm working on a book. 72 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,238 And writing for the paper too is just too much. 73 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,956 I'll be glad to retire, too. 74 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,880 It's not the same as it was. 75 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,436 All the best. 76 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,040 And what's it about? 77 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,437 The book. 78 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,553 That's confidential. 79 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:03,552 Oh...This is embarrassing. I need to take your parking card. 80 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,558 And I was thinking I could always park there free. 81 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,990 Asshole! Fucking asshole! German pig! 82 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,191 It activates all muscles. 83 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,432 And it's great for your back. 84 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,554 Look, look... 85 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,917 You can stand on one leg, too. 86 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,439 And you can do sit-ups. 87 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:16,956 I saw Helga today. She said everything's OK with me. 88 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,351 So nothing's OK with me? 89 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,400 She said when a man gets older his sperm is slower. 90 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,793 She said artificial insemination is simple. 91 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,959 She wants to make money. 92 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,277 She doesn't do it herself. 93 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,035 Couldn't we try the normal way for a while? 94 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,156 We've been trying 3 years. 95 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,153 But it's fun! 96 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,272 All right. 97 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,956 Let's try till the end of the year, then we'll see. 98 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,353 I have a headache, I'll get a sleeping pill. 99 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,157 Why don't you take a painkiller? 100 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,636 Are you going to come soon? 101 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,478 Yes... 102 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,915 Wait... 103 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,754 This is the best position. 104 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,753 - Why? - For a baby... 105 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,552 I have to tell you something. 106 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,669 Something bad? 107 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,554 No. 108 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,518 I want to write a book. 109 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,835 What about? 110 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,950 The development of orchestra sound from the Baroque to the present. 111 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,998 I still need a good title. 112 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,753 That sounds interesting. 113 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,874 I have to get to the office. 114 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,998 I hear you'd like me to hear when you're sad. 115 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,239 Even if there's no visible reason. Did I hear you? 116 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,069 You almost heard me. 117 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,432 I'd like you to notice when I'm sad, 118 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,833 even if at the actual moment there isn't any visible... 119 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:15,752 Sorry. 120 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,956 No problem. 121 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,358 Again. I'd like you to be sad yourself... 122 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,600 That's wrong. 123 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,677 No judgment. 124 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:30,757 Sorry. 125 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,918 Apology is also judgment. 126 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,520 I'll just start again. 127 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:41,198 I hear you'd like me to notice when you're sad... 128 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,273 I find this pointless. 129 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,791 I hear you believe it's pointless. 130 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,590 No, what we're doing here. It's bullshit. 131 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,473 This is an option for partners to discuss problems 132 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,156 without falling back into habitual conflicts. 133 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,640 You could try with your boyfriend. 134 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,760 My boyfriend left me. 135 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,791 When? 136 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,076 Two months ago. 137 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,314 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 138 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,950 It's none of your business. 139 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,912 But you come here and pay for... 140 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,871 For a year you've been telling me to articulate my needs stronger in the relationship. 141 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:30,478 And as a result my boyfriend left me because I'm too selfish for him. 142 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,196 I think that's too simple. 143 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,119 Maybe you're just a shitty therapist. 144 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,911 I think this is pointless. 145 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,280 I'm sorry. 146 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,474 Girl with hood, very elegant! 147 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,514 A massage! 148 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,875 We won't look, it's just between us! 149 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,392 The gentleman with glasses is only here for the massage, right? 150 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,993 Exactly! 151 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,951 Good evening, Doctor. 152 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,398 There's no ticket here for you. 153 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,080 I'm here privately. Do you have anything for me? 154 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,600 I'll have a look. 155 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,596 Coloration, articulation, accentuating precision... 156 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,394 Excuse me. 157 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,319 We're all shocked! No-one in the office can believe it. 158 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,791 I'm so sorry for you. How are you? 159 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:03,991 Wonderful. 160 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,795 Thank God. 161 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,913 Your profession was everything to you. 162 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,756 Are you doing the review? 163 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,792 I listened to 3 recordings this afternoon, but... 164 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,679 How do you like it? 165 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,113 Quite nice, isn't it? 166 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,920 It's not nice. Not at all. 167 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,871 Tomorrow they're sending me to the Magic Flute premiere. 168 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,792 I've never written an opera review. 169 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,678 The Magic Flute isn't an opera. 170 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,679 The Magic Flute is a Singspiel. 171 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,200 Singspiel... 172 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,038 ...a similar situation on Oresund Bridge from Copenhagen to Stockholm; 173 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,999 Sweden restarted border checks today. 174 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,559 On ferries from Denmark and Germany, passport controls again... 175 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,075 Sorry. I couldn't call. My battery was flat. 176 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,673 I had to go to a concert. 177 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,317 And was it nice? The concert? 178 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,391 Yes. 179 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,240 ...the exact number of refugees not known... 180 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:34,640 ... The government doesn't have the total number of asylum-seekers... 181 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,754 - That's so terrible. - Hmm. 182 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,874 ...barbed wire fence at the Croatian border. 183 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,560 - You hungry? - No! 184 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,280 - I have gummy bears. - I'm not hungry! 185 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,352 Just have a gummy bear and be quiet. 186 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,319 - But I want to go now! - You're being a nuisance! 187 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,438 Excuse me. Are we going soon? 188 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,637 Only with at least 7 passengers. 189 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,271 And if no-one comes? 190 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,633 Feel free to buy 2 more tickets. 191 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,352 When are we going? 192 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,037 - Pamina, he just won't go. - But I want to! 193 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,351 Can we go, please? 194 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,630 You want to go early again? 195 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,237 Pardon? 196 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,636 Want to leave early? 197 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,151 No. I'm in no hurry. 198 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,838 You already retired? 199 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,952 No. I work evenings. 200 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,471 I used to work nights too. 201 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,633 But I stopped. 202 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,918 Everything suffers. Friendship, relationships. 203 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,553 It's no life. Right? 204 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,479 And what can your wife do 205 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,393 when you aren't at home? 206 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,115 She'll look for someone else. 207 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,036 Sad. 208 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,437 Yeah. Sure. 209 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,392 Women! 210 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,075 Let's go now! 211 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,840 - Now you can get lost. - What's up? 212 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,118 You take money from customers and put it in your own pocket! 213 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,113 That was a tip! 214 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,077 What you gave me was a tip, wasn't it? 215 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,318 - Yes, it was a tip. - You see! 216 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,077 You're not the first. He's been doing it all summer. 217 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,355 Why are you still here? 218 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,235 - I'm going, but only when I want. - And when? 219 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,750 When I want. Now. 220 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,275 Thank God for that. 221 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,434 All you get today is foreigners or riffraff. 222 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,119 What are you staring at? 223 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,116 Off with you! 224 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,798 Go screw yourself! 225 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,352 I'm glad to be rid of that asshole. 226 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,680 What will you do now? 227 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,474 I'll find something. 228 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,314 I can repair anything. 229 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,396 I trained as a mechanic for 2 years. 230 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,790 Then I was with the railways. 231 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,158 But just 2 years. 232 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,756 Why? 233 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,512 They fired me. I'm still proud of that. 234 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:06,272 Getting fired from the railways in those days wasn't easy. 235 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,029 Did you go to Hagenmuller Gasse High School? 236 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,234 For 2 years. Why? 237 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,837 You were 2 classes below me. 238 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,754 Sure? 239 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,959 You always used to beat me up. 240 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,758 I really don't remember that. 241 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,153 I always used to spit in your face. 242 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,756 Endl? 243 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,275 Right. 244 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,078 One time you dislocated my shoulder. 245 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,673 Amazing! 246 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,029 Hello? 247 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,473 Are you at a funfair? 248 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,800 I'm at the Prater. We've a press conference here. 249 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,950 Don't you have any clients? 250 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,600 I cancelled. 251 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,753 I'm ovulating. 252 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,960 I see. 253 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,438 Can you get here? 254 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,274 Wouldn't this evening do? 255 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,192 No. 256 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,793 Are you coming soon? Wait... 257 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,840 OK. 258 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,992 Can you explain? Why is my name above that shit? 259 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,634 I don't get it it either. 260 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,839 The article goes from computer to layout. 261 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,515 No-one there would change a name. 262 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,673 It's not just the name, my face is still on there. 263 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,596 Who's responsible for this? 264 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,912 The duty copy editor. And the editor-in-chief, in theory. 265 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,234 But I don't find the young colleagues reviews that bad. 266 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,792 The handle is made of deer horn, then we have the big blade. 267 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,350 A saw for the bones, 268 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,949 and a rounded blade. 269 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,634 What's that for? 270 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,000 You can open the deer's stomach without damaging the intestines. 271 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,430 Your review today is really nice. 272 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,075 Really? 273 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,200 Yes. Not as nasty as usual. 274 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,197 Bye. 275 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,156 Where're you going? 276 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,915 To the office. 277 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,397 But it's Saturday. 278 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,870 Those who really need therapy don't come to me because they can't afford it. 279 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:04,276 50% of people come and pay for someone to listen to them. 280 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,600 What did I just say? 281 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,391 My knee hurts. 282 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,910 - You want a break? - No. 283 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,078 Maybe I should've become a vet. I wanted to as a kid. 284 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,040 So why didn't you? 285 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,797 It's much harder than regular medicine. 286 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,400 There are so many different animals. 287 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,992 There are different people, too. 288 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,952 You need to deposit your sperm, 289 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,312 and they insert it into me. 290 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,752 Finished. Easier than the normal method. 291 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,192 I just don't know how to manage that. 292 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,954 Have you decided? 293 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:56,193 The sea bass with chard and potatoes... 294 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,674 where's the fish from? 295 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,195 Aquaculture in Friaul. 296 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,400 Aquaculture is no good. 297 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,120 - Salmon trout from Styria? - Yes. 298 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,750 A bigger one for the two of us? 299 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,036 In a saltcrust. Thanks. 300 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,993 You're welcome. 301 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,156 I don't know how I can be a father at my age. 302 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,797 Don't you understand me a little? 303 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,157 Every time I say what I think, you get in a bad mood. 304 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,752 I didn't say no. I just said I don't know how to manage it. 305 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,354 You're a coward. 306 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,117 I come home whenever you're ovulating to sleep with you. 307 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,793 I don't think you come properly. 308 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,190 I don't what? 309 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,791 You suppress the flow of sperm. 310 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,918 Have you gone nuts? 311 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,790 Then your sperm just isn't agile enough. 312 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,597 You don't get wet enough any more. So the sperm can't move inside far enough. 313 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,519 Johanna, please, let's take the car. 314 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:30,753 ... pedestrians fleeing a gunman.Images that are hard to forget. 315 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,596 They lead to stress, tension, and fear. 316 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,192 But in countries where situations like this 317 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,835 have existed for decades you get used to it. 318 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,519 You can always do a reality check. 319 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,191 Where am I?Right now I'm at home, 320 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,392 I'm safe... 321 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,880 I'm so sorry. May I apologise? 322 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,194 How did you get up here? 323 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,473 The front door was open. 324 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,953 You can't see me at home. It's against the rules. 325 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,950 I acted like an idiot. Can I invite you to our concert? 326 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,590 What? 327 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,791 On Monday, in the 'Grelle Forelle'. 328 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,799 No. Weren't you listening to me? 329 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,636 Please. 330 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,951 You can continue therapy if you want. 331 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,792 Yes, I'd like to. 332 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,559 I can't accept them. 333 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:40,791 Then I'll throw them away. Poor flowers. 334 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,110 I really have other problems. 335 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,317 Endl! Hello! 336 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,475 How funny. You live here, do you? 337 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,276 Will you join me for some wine? 338 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,431 No. 339 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,076 So how are you? 340 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,272 Very well. How are you? 341 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,955 - Fine, thanks. - Good evening. 342 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,993 Look. 343 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,952 Isn't it a mess? 344 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,910 And here: all scratched. 345 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,000 How did that happen? 346 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,790 Who'd do such a thing? In the middle of Vienna. 347 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,279 Have you been to the police? 348 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,759 I don't know. Should I? 349 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,240 Absolutely. 350 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,400 If someone runs amok like that, you never know how far he'll go. 351 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,757 If it ever happens again, I'll press charges. 352 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,919 And I expect the damage to be paid. 353 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,997 I wouldn't get it repaired. 354 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,556 Why not? 355 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,237 This way you always know it's yours. 356 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,276 You have a point. 357 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,918 What a cowardly little nobody. 358 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,190 Are you sure you live here? 359 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,557 I know how we'll do it. 360 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,397 We'll go to Italy for Christmas and take lots of walks. 361 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,032 And think about a baby again. 362 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,320 OK. 363 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,871 Maybe it's not as stressful as you think. 364 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,075 We're both working. We can afford a nanny. 365 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,636 Yes. 366 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:07,116 You have to be over 21, no criminal record. Then you get a gun licence. 367 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,835 From the police? 368 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,155 From the police you get a character reference. And we do the gun licence. 369 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,233 - What do I have to do? - Shoot. 370 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,679 I have a range in the cellar. I'll show you how it works. 371 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,878 I did community work instead of military service. 372 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,157 That doesn't matter. 373 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,399 This is a wreck. 374 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,754 You just need to turn it on. 375 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,400 So, how much? 376 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:07,037 3,000 for the whole autumn. With an option for the spring. 377 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,235 If the weather is nice you can make a lot of money. 378 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,079 Why don't you do it yourself? 379 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,393 Work like this is too loud for me. 380 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,239 I'm in the loan business. 381 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,478 2,000. Max. 382 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,837 The price is fine. 383 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,438 Call me. 384 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,032 Could I pay the first instalment later? When I'm earning? 385 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,437 What's so funny about that? 386 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,350 The bank always wants securities. 387 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,996 Isn't there anyone you can ask? 388 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,840 Everyone I know is broke. 389 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,757 Nicoleta has nothing for me. 390 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,755 Silly question: could you lend me the cash? 391 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,554 3,000? 392 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:50,998 You'll get it back at Christmas. I swear. 393 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,876 OK. 394 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,879 Wow! 395 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,518 What can I say? I'm speechless. Thanks. 396 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,436 Hey-be careful? 397 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,313 Yes, yes! 398 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,069 She can't speak German, I can't speak English. 399 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,474 How do you communicate? 400 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,792 We don't talk so much. 401 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,993 Is this all right? 402 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,231 That's fine. 403 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,312 To tell the truth, I prefer it this way. 404 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,274 I don't want a close relationship now. 405 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,591 That's not really true love. 406 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,676 I'm not going through that again. I had that 2 years ago, a Hungarian girl. 407 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,837 It was only the two of us. We talked to each other like morons. 408 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,672 She left me and I attempted suicide. 409 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,670 Honestly? 410 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,275 It was a cold winter, and I went to the Prater in-10 degrees°. 411 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,956 In the night, with a bottle of whisky, 412 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:34,234 I laid down and waited to fall asleep and freeze to death. 413 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,880 And what happened? 414 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,676 I threw up. That woke me up. 415 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,156 Since then I've never let anything get too close to me. 416 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,393 I understand. 417 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,679 What about you? 418 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,394 What about me? 419 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,238 You're married. Aren't you? 420 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,557 My story's not so interesting. 421 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,917 You're probably a secret agent. 422 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,073 I'm unemployed. 423 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,115 - Since when? - Since today. 424 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:24,199 - Shit. - Yes. 425 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:32,120 You're not unemployed: now you're my partner. 426 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,634 Thanks! 427 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,597 Please tell me what's going on. 428 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,114 What do you mean? 429 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,511 You're always away at night. 430 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,029 Please. If I know nothing, I feel so helpless. 431 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,435 Is it another woman? 432 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,750 No. 433 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,913 What is it then? 434 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,320 It's just hell at the office. 435 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,672 They shorten my reviews so much, now I've stopped writing. 436 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:40,512 All day I'm writing news flashes. Then I'm frustrated and get drunk. 437 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,950 But we just had a weekend. 438 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,313 I'm so finished. If it carries on like this, I must resign. 439 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,151 You know what I'd do with your boss? 440 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,199 A bloody horse's head in the bed. Like the Mafia. 441 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,756 You'd put a bloody horse's head in his bed? 442 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,830 You put a bloody horse's head in his bed! 443 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,314 What is a horeshed? 444 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,277 Sweetheart, you must eat more. This is 'All you can Eat'. 445 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,039 You're such a princess. 446 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,077 - What is a horeshed? - Horse head. 447 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,354 Horse head. You don't get it. 448 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,757 Head. 449 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,997 Head? Cap? 450 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,670 - Capo. - Capo. 451 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,430 - Capo di... cavallo. - Ah, si. Capo di cavallo. 452 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,040 You speak Italian? 453 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:58,757 A little. 454 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,032 Me too, a little. My sister's married and lives in Rome. 455 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,236 - Rome is beautiful! - Yes. 456 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,472 You go to visit your sister? 457 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,400 Since when can you speak Romanian? 458 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,314 No, I can speak a bit of Italian. 459 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,875 I know some Italian. 460 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,436 Listen. If earth is a body, then Italy is the ass. 461 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,109 And what's the Colosseum in Rome? 462 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,793 The asshole. 463 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,199 Translate that for her. 464 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:42,876 If earth's a body, and Italy... 465 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,591 Why is Italy the ass? 466 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,352 She does it every night. 467 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,120 Every time we go past, she takes one. 468 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,997 There's a huge pile at home. 469 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,834 Soon we'll crash through into the flat below. 470 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,997 What does she want them for? 471 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,035 No idea. 472 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,760 - Excuse me! - Yes? 473 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,953 - What's that for? - There's going to be a terrace. 474 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,157 - A terrace? - Yes. 475 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,996 And where? 476 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,312 In front of our house. When we get one. 477 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,637 - What does she say? - It's for a terrace. 478 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,271 A terrace? We don't have a house. That's crazy... 479 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,154 She's totally crazy, I swear. 480 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,759 Does he think it's stupid? 481 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,517 She asks if you think she's stupid. 482 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,753 Not stupid. 483 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,156 Just crazy. She's crazy. 484 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,793 What does he say? 485 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,754 He says... 486 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,031 He says... 487 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,069 you're good at planning for the future. 488 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,756 Yes? 489 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,835 Professional detachment is the most important. 490 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,072 Once there are private emotions, 491 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,395 therapy can't go on. 492 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,790 Then we have to become friends. 493 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,234 Excuse me, is there egg in that? 494 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,669 Yes, it's egg noodles. 495 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,230 Oh, sorry, I can't eat it. 496 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,318 - You're vegan? - Yes, for three years now. 497 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:41,117 I could manage without meat. But not cheese... 498 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,874 I couldn't imagine it either. 499 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,478 But especially with good cheese, it never says how the animals were kept. 500 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,354 French cheese is always made with calf's stomach enzymes. 501 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,877 For a while I only bought kosher cheese from Israel. 502 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,595 To be sure it's not made using calves. 503 00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,829 But as things are now I'm not sure I should support Israel. 504 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,676 Quite right. 505 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,831 Hi! 506 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,793 Hi. Sorry, I'm closing. 507 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,072 I need a fish to cook. 508 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,431 We're having friends for dinner. 509 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,516 How many people? 510 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,875 The biggest you've got. 511 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,759 What's this? 512 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,236 Turn round so we can escape. 513 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,273 It's a one-way street. 514 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,873 Maybe I'm just bourgeois, 515 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,353 but after all that shit I'd just like a relationship that works via communication. 516 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,839 I'm a bit too old for disappointments. 517 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,600 Are you bisexual? 518 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,593 - No. I wish I was. - Why? 519 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,318 Twice as many opportunities. 520 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,990 And I'd really like a baby. 521 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,759 It'll happen one day. 522 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,113 You have lovely thumbs. 523 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,680 Thanks! 524 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,831 When I was a kid I played accordion. 525 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,872 It develops this muscle here. 526 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,111 Only accordion players have this. 527 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,035 Male and female. 528 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,355 Very nice. 529 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,075 The coffee's sour again. 530 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,517 I think it tastes the same as ever. 531 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,390 No, either the machine pressure is too low, then it's sour, 532 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,239 or it's too high, then it's bitter. 533 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,437 I never get it just right. 534 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,798 ... so terrorists don't force us to alter our lifestyles... 535 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,036 I think it's fine. 536 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,356 Because you throw half a litre of milk on top. 537 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,876 With all that milk, you can't taste the coffee. 538 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,437 ...military in Iraq, Syria and now policing in Europe... 539 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,756 I'm going back to bed. 540 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,269 It's not true! 541 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,953 Shit! 542 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,754 My main problem is time management. 543 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,399 When I have an appointment, 544 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,354 I don't leave early enough. 545 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,439 As if the stress were a drug I take. 546 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,279 You do coaching, don't you? 547 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,240 How did you find me? 548 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,874 A friend of mine recommended you. 549 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,634 Who? 550 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,754 I don't think she'd like me to say. 551 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,750 What bothers you about your stress? 552 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,872 Being late puts me in an inferior position. 553 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,550 You don't come across like that. 554 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,871 Because I was on time for you. 555 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,597 Will you take me? 556 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,035 No, I think I'll refer you to a colleague. 557 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:57,558 I'd really prefer to have you. I feel comfortable with you. 558 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,080 For some reason I don't believe a word you say. 559 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,313 That's not a good basis for therapy. 560 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,230 Couldn't we at least try? 3 Sessions? 561 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,751 No, I don't take anyone I've known before. 562 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,234 Well, knowing... 563 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,474 A couple of Christmas parties. We only saw each other briefly. 564 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,320 But you employ my husband. 565 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,596 Do I? 566 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,791 Not you personally, but you're his boss. 567 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,600 And I have a duty of confidentiality. 568 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,275 So I can't tell my husband you were here today. 569 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,274 That'd burden our relationship. 570 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,511 We don't have secrets from each other. 571 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,430 I'm sure you don't. 572 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,760 You know what? 573 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,080 I release you from your confidentiality. 574 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:56,000 Talk to your husband about it. Maybe he'll put in a good word for me. 575 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,353 And then he talks to me about time management. 576 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,274 And it all sounds made up. 577 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,560 So I offer to recommend another therapist, but he wants me. 578 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,757 Pretty odd, don't you think? 579 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,837 Is he always so strange? 580 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,556 I don't know. 581 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,757 But you do know him a bit. 582 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,435 Sorry, I wasn't listening. Who came to see you? 583 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,880 Your boss. 584 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,556 The European Union accepts war in Syria 585 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,874 and IS slaughtering Europeans wherever they can find them 586 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,392 and destroying cultural heritage;we allow that to happen. 587 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,031 - Are you in favour of military intervention?- Of course! 588 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,994 It's not so bad. 589 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,798 You give me his number, I'll send someone to visit him. 590 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,190 If he won't listen, something in the flat will get broken. 591 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,430 Something small. 592 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,751 If he continues not to listen, something bigger gets broken. 593 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,519 If he still won't listen, he gets broken. 594 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,309 A bit. 595 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,439 But usually 596 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,909 it isn't necessary to break so much. 597 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,390 It works more by psychology. 598 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,671 How much would that cost? 599 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,351 It depends how much gets broken. 600 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,798 I'll think about it. 601 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:36,076 You put the bullets in here, the cylinder, then close it. 602 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,596 No difference to toy guns. 603 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,510 Which do you like best? The 38 or the Magnum? 604 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,516 What do you think? 605 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,235 The Magnum has more impact. More force. 606 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,598 Very nice. How did you cook it? 607 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,598 Just boiled in salt water. 608 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,790 The marinade. 609 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:05,159 Olive oil, lemon, salt, pepper. Very simple. 610 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,831 I don't think it's a good idea to give that guy therapy. 611 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,952 He's a very strange person. 612 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,076 He called earlier and cancelled. 613 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,352 He's looking for someone else. 614 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,790 Great. 615 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,119 But I'm having lunch with him tomorrow. 616 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,233 You're doing what? 617 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,119 He has an offer for me. 618 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,669 What kind of offer? 619 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:38,199 I don't know. It's not private: it's company coaching. 620 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,040 The guy's sick. He's crazy! 621 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,678 First time I've heard that. 622 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,754 Please don't meet him. 623 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,395 Why is it suddenly so important? 624 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,391 Because I don't want it! Just cancel! 625 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,953 Do something for me! 626 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,915 Thanks, now I have stomach-ache. 627 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,756 Then don't drink so much! 628 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,437 Runs like a clockwork! 629 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,433 Amazing! 630 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,436 Do you like the music? 631 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,240 You play that, and all the tourists will come. 632 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,559 But then you have to wear a white wig and a costume. 633 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:24,879 For the opening tomorrow we'll have a big ball with costumes. 634 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,994 With this music? 635 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,754 Of course. 636 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,913 No, I can't dance. 637 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,958 - It's easy. - Not for me. 638 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,120 Some people have to work tomorrow. Could you turn it down? 639 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,114 Sure! 640 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,598 Yesterday I patched things up with my boyfriend. 641 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,473 - I'm pleased to hear that. - Thanks. 642 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:32,433 It was a strange evening, last time we saw each other. 643 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,115 Yes. 644 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,676 I almost fell in love with you. 645 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,395 I never thought it possible. 646 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,917 Ever since I was a kid I only fell for boys. But you... 647 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,914 you're very special. 648 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,154 In what way? 649 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,917 I don't know, so... 650 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,560 masculine. 651 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,240 I mean that as a compliment. 652 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,795 Do you know how much we waste on coaching annually? 653 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:23,993 150,000. Some showman comes along and talks rubbish. 654 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,399 There are good and bad ones. 655 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,760 We're looking for someone respectable. No guru. 656 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,672 Preferably a woman. Please eat. 657 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,157 Would you be interested? 658 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,629 I don't understand why you're offering me this. 659 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,478 I didn't come to see you as a client. 660 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,359 I wanted to see how you work. 661 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,320 And you impressed me a lot. 662 00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,636 Is your husband feeling better? 663 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,476 Why? 664 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:56,077 Because for over a week now... he's not been at the office. 665 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,559 There's a nasty flu virus around. 666 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,638 But he's much better now. 667 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:12,437 Hello? 668 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,880 Where are you? 669 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,395 I must go to a press conference.See you later. 670 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,115 Hello? 671 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,320 I love you. 672 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,990 Are you nuts? 673 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,595 Georg? 674 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,233 I'm helping out for a friend. 675 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,760 Johanna! 676 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,075 Shall I get you some antacid? 677 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,871 I can explain. He's a school friend... 678 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,879 What's next? You have another wife somewhere? 679 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,753 Have you been burying bodies? 680 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,397 - Who are you to... - I don't know who I am... 681 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,909 Let me finish, you asshole! 682 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:16,552 Who are you to ruin my life? Who gives you that right? 683 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,671 Who was that? 684 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,317 My wife. 685 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,239 Beautiful woman. 686 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,116 Yes. 687 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,915 I'm leaving Erich. 688 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,354 Why? 689 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,234 He doesn't talk to me. 690 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,596 I can't be with someone who doesn't talk. 691 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,675 That's true. 692 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,875 I'll look for a man like you. 693 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,356 A man I can talk to. 694 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,678 I have to go. 695 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,157 What did I tell you? 696 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,913 Have you gone nuts? 697 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:40,077 Ever since I've been alive other people have felt like...aliens. 698 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:44,553 I don't know how they function. I feel... 699 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,949 like an island, surrounded by water, and no-one can help. 700 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:53,434 Probably because I was alone a lot as a child. Don't you think? 701 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,637 Just shut your mouth. 702 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,793 OK. Let's talk about it tomorrow. 703 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,271 You're such an asshole! 704 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,953 I'm 43! I thought I'd still be able to have a baby with you. 705 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,432 By the time I find someone else, I'll be too old. 706 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,638 It's not my fault you realise at 40 you want a kid. 707 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,396 What about the past 20 years? It was fun without one. 708 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:34,032 Please go to a hotel and find another apartment. 709 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,755 I'm cleaning the bedrooms. 710 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,276 Fine. 711 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,840 I want to tell you something else. 712 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,671 Your boss made me a business offer. 713 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,632 I think I'm going to take it. 714 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,595 I'm telling you because I don't want to have secrets from you. 715 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,040 That's great of you. And of him as well, of course. 716 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,600 Come outside! 717 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,114 I'll kill you, you pig! 718 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,637 Now read this, and if it's OK, then please sign. 719 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:05,272 - Then you can go home. - I don't have to stay? 720 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:11,596 The damage you caused is trivial. We have other problems. 721 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,993 This is very well written. 722 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:28,557 Thank you. Coming from you, that means something. 723 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,634 Your reviews are superb. 724 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,514 Thanks very much. 725 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:43,678 When you really destroy someone, that's what I truly adore. 726 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:48,955 You have an ironic style which reminds me of Alfred Polgar. 727 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:51,590 That's a big compliment. 728 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,350 - Have you read his Collected Reviews? - No. 729 01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:01,316 You really must read it. You'd pee in your pants. 730 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,073 I haven't seen anything by you recently 731 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,476 I don't work for the Express any more. 732 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:18,149 Are you moving to another paper? 733 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,240 Possibly. 734 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,232 Goodbye. 735 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:34,633 I'm applying to another paper, and they want a character reference. 736 01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:36,154 Can I still get one? 737 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,120 OK. Let's have a look. 738 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:05,590 Not bad. You didn't learn that in community service. 739 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,517 I woke up and there was a note on the table. 740 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,155 She's got the bus back to Bucharest. 741 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:42,919 I have nothing from her. Not even her phone number. 742 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,392 All she left were the cobblestones. 743 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,837 Once in a running sushi bar in Zurich 744 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,792 I realised the plates have different colours. 745 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:05,480 They all cost extra, depending on colour. 746 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,678 I thought who cares. 747 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,156 I gobbled up 130 francs. 748 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:21,750 I have to go. 749 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,790 I can pay you back the first 100. 750 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:32,592 - Thanks! - Because it went so well. 751 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,199 I'll get the coffee. 752 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,393 I've been invited. 753 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,352 Would you like a fortune cookie? 754 01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,913 Thanks. That doesn't fit here, it's Chinese. 755 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,312 - I'm half Chinese. - And the other half is Japanese? 756 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,756 From Vienna. But sushi is better business. 757 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,878 And where is your chef from? 758 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,156 Which one? 759 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,000 I can't see him now. The young guy. 760 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:03,194 He's really Japanese. But he's strange. 761 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:03,998 Why? 762 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:10,111 He was a musician, gave real concerts and then he stopped overnight. 763 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,316 Why? 764 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,309 He won't say. The Japs are funny. 765 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,838 Here, everyone needs luck. 766 01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:29,797 If you need a witness, I recorded everything. 767 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:58,235 - The boss has gone to the country. - Midweek? 768 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,631 It's his birthday. What do you want? 769 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,750 - I wanted to give him a present. - Leave it here. 770 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,831 It's for right now. 771 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:13,356 He's in Lower Austria till Monday. 772 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,840 You could send it to him. By courier. 773 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,237 - Could you give me the address? - No problem. 774 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:24,080 I'll write it down. 775 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:28,396 Here. 776 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:29,755 Thank you. 777 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,390 And all the best with your book! 778 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,750 - There is no book. - Sorry? 779 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,957 There is no book. 780 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:51,872 When will you be back? 781 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:54,637 It could be a while. 782 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,960 I don't need it right now anyway. I have to work. 783 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,035 Thanks. For the car. 784 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,272 You're a real friend. 785 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,119 That's OK. 786 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,838 Maybe the first I've ever had. 787 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,873 The clutch is a bit fierce. 788 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,116 Do you like it? 789 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,754 Super! 790 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,316 I need protein. 791 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,835 There's some in the peas. 792 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,515 Sebastian, it's only Parmesan, it's not a rare steak. 793 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:30,276 - Enjoy it. - You too. 794 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,238 There is such racism against animals. 795 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:45,757 Hitler classified Jews as animals, then you could do anything with them. 796 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,151 Today if you look at how we treat animals... 797 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:55,799 Sebastian, I just want soup with cheese, without discussing Hitler. 798 01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:01,755 A bit of meat would have done Hitler a lot of good. 799 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:07,036 - I think it's good you can say that. - What can I say? 800 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,756 - That you're angry. - I'm not angry at all. 801 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:22,439 Do you remember the Styrian stew? When we were skiing in Schladming? 802 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:23,796 Yes, I do. 803 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,192 You asked me if Styrian stew was made with beef. 804 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:31,593 I said yes. And then you got some fatty pork. 805 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,996 On the way back you wouldn't say a word. 806 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:40,319 Three days later you told me you were upset because of the Styrian stew. 807 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,631 Because you didn't share your food with me. 808 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,516 You could see I didn't like mine, but you didn't share yours. 809 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:51,000 I always give you my salad if you don't like something. 810 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,471 Why are you so aggressive? 811 01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,993 I'm not aggressive. 812 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:06,433 I just know the story. And you tell it for the thousandth time. 813 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,349 Why? 814 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,592 Come on! What's wrong? 815 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,393 I'm glad you like the soup. 816 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,472 The soup is lovely! 817 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,353 How did you get here? 818 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,273 Via Lackenhof. 819 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:07,160 We can talk about everything. 820 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:16,391 Please stop. What have I done to you? You keep doing things to me. 821 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:17,910 You started it. 822 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,799 No. You started it. 823 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,473 - You started it. - Not true. You started it. 824 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,031 What's going on here? 825 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:31,356 Let him go. Please. 826 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,080 I'm not going. 827 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,475 You drive off. 828 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,956 I won't. What do you want from him? 829 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:43,673 That's none of your business. 830 01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:47,154 You're threatening the only person who's important to me. 831 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,833 Don't say it's none of my business. 832 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:53,512 Nothing's happened yet. I swear I won't call the police. 833 01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:55,630 That's right, isn't it? 834 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,952 It's just between us. 835 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:07,832 What do you want to do afterwards? 836 01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:10,351 Going to spend your life on the run? 837 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,871 Or behind bars, with three prisoners in a tiny cell? 838 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,232 A toilet in the middle? 839 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:33,591 Give me the gun. 840 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,078 Don't you think we're quits now? 841 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,832 Now let's shake hands. 842 01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,153 Let's behave like two sensible people. 843 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,116 Stop that! 844 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,551 Stop it! 845 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,079 Peace? 846 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,760 Peace! 847 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,791 Yes! 848 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,792 I want to hear the word. Peace? 849 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,275 Peace! 850 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:28,751 It might get loud tonight. We're having a party. 851 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,999 I don't mind music. 852 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,198 You can turn it right up, then I can enjoy it too. 853 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,399 Like to come? 854 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,630 Maybe another time. 855 01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,799 Have fun. 856 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:25,073 Come in. 857 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:30,873 I can't stay long. I have to work tomorrow at 10. 858 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,398 Thanks. 859 01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:42,511 I don't want to kiss you. 860 01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,470 Am I so bad at kissing? 861 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:49,875 You're a child. 862 01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:58,231 Thanks. 863 01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:18,593 The age difference between us is exactly what's so hot. 864 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:23,477 Our different life experiences mean we can enrich each other 865 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:28,197 in ways that are impossible for people the same age. 866 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,753 Don't you think? 867 01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:38,956 That's what they tell girls before forced marriages. 868 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:08,960 Yes? 869 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,395 I'm downstairs in the car. Could you bring me some clothes? 870 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,837 You can pack your clothes yourself. 871 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,349 Why are you sitting naked in a strange car? 872 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:11,920 Give me my clothes. 873 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:14,117 - What do you look like? - Give it to me! 874 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:16,669 Not until you tell me why you're naked in a strange car. 875 01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:19,077 I can't explain that so easily. 876 01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:21,235 Pity. 877 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:22,550 Johanna! 878 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:29,634 Stay here! Please! 879 01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:32,193 Don't be so childish. 880 01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:35,518 Don't tell me what's childish! 881 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:38,950 Get back in. 882 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:41,791 Will you tell me why you're naked in a strange car? 883 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,400 Yes! 884 01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:57,518 Well? 885 01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:02,155 I wanted to kill myself. 886 01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:05,952 By sitting naked in a strange car? 887 01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:09,359 You really wanted to kill yourself? 888 01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:13,030 Before that I wanted to kill someone else. That didn't work either. 889 01:32:13,480 --> 01:32:14,880 Why? 890 01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:19,159 - Because I'm clumsy. - No, why did you want to kill yourself? 891 01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:21,754 Can I have my clothes? 892 01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:26,550 For that you only get the socks. 893 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,514 Put them on. 894 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:30,837 You always tell me what to do. 895 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,310 You do what you want anyway. 896 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:35,079 - I do what I want? - Yes. 897 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:37,755 If I say just one word you don't like, you get stomach-ache. 898 01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:38,916 That's not my fault. 899 01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:43,279 You don't visit the doctor and you drink. Deep down, it's on purpose. 900 01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:47,230 Because without your stomach-ache you wouldn't have me under control. 901 01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:52,516 You're a stupid, egocentric pig! 902 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:57,634 You never want to do anything. You tag along. And then complain! 903 01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,833 You want to be alone and have a relationship. 904 01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:04,239 I don't want to be alone. 905 01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:14,073 Because you need someone when you get old. 906 01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:18,036 I don't need anyone. I'll die soon, my heart is broken. 907 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,358 There's nothing wrong with your heart. 908 01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,359 My chest constantly feels tight. 909 01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:24,914 That's from telling lies. 910 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,634 Look at this. I have drumstick fingers. 911 01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:34,353 It's when finger tips go flat, it's a sign of heart failure. 912 01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:38,190 You're just looking for a reason so you don't have to do any exercise. 913 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:41,870 Soon I won't be able to move, because my knee is wrecked from your bloody jogging! 914 01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:43,519 Because you jog wrong. 915 01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:48,317 From now on I'm only walking. That way I can see things. 916 01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,758 You see just as much when jogging. 917 01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:52,872 Joggers never see anything, because they run straight. 918 01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,879 They only look round a bit so they don't run into anything. 919 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,755 Joggers are autistic. Mostly they have earplugs too. 920 01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:03,156 You're a very odd old man. 921 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,590 I don't desperately pretend I'm younger than I am. 922 01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:09,757 I am younger. 923 01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:12,759 Yes, but desperately. 923 01:34:13,305 --> 01:34:19,575 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org