1 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:16,976 Look, there she is. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,476 - She's here. Mrs. Garfield. - Whoa, people, please. 3 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,056 This is a private home. Give the family some space. 4 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,960 Joe, what are they all doing here? 5 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,580 Ma'am, Mr. Garfield just won the party's nomination for president. 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,460 Everybody gets in line, from the sewage worker on up. 7 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,016 New York and its purse strings are closed. 8 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,606 - I'll prepare one of my memorandums. - And break skulls if you have to. 9 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:48,510 They want to reform the party out from under us, let's oblige them. 10 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,936 We'll sit on the sidelines, hands in our pockets, 11 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,040 and deliver their sorry-ass ticket to kingdom come. 12 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:57,646 Four years, they'll be begging us for Grant. 13 00:00:57,670 --> 00:01:00,750 This whole debacle will die a fucking footnote, if that. 14 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:03,960 Understood. 15 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,800 Gentlemen, where is your candidate? Where's Garfield? 16 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,306 He left for his hotel, senator. 17 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:14,330 What the hell is he doing there? Go. Get him here, now. 18 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,670 - You, go, get him back here. - Right away, sir. 19 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,896 These delegates are getting restless. They want to go home. 20 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,056 We need to put forth a running mate, and we need to do it now. 21 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:30,016 Well, I, for one, say we ought to nominate senator James Blaine. 22 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,186 - That's your brilliant idea? - You're the best man for the job. 23 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,590 That's an insult. It's the vice presidency. 24 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:39,396 Besides, Garfield's coalition and my own are one and the same. 25 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:41,266 I've got no extra support to give him. 26 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:45,476 No, for us to have any chance at eking out a win in November, 27 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,880 we need New York. 28 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:50,766 - Sir, i... - it has the largest vote share. 29 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:53,516 Biggest donor base, control of the papers. 30 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:56,976 You can't seriously be suggesting we offer the position to conkling. 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,516 His politics are the definition of corrupt. 32 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:02,436 - He's a cancer on our party. - We don't need conkling. 33 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:03,840 We just need his machine. 34 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:09,396 Someone who knows where the bodies are buried and how best to loot them. 35 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:13,210 Might not be above a shameless appeal to personal glory. 36 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:18,266 Someone who can command the right kind of influence. 37 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:21,226 A collector for the New York customs house, 38 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,460 through which three-quarters of all federal revenue is amassed. 39 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,896 Negotiates a complex network of job appointments. 40 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,146 His generosity repaid in the form of… bless you. 41 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,670 …party contributions. 42 00:02:39,130 --> 00:02:40,806 Whatever his moral leanings, 43 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:43,790 he's one of the more effective civil servants in the bureau. 44 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,460 Give him another one. 45 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,330 And exceedingly popular, to boot. 46 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:58,476 Besides, there's no place where the powers of mischief are so small 47 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,420 as in the vice presidency. 48 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:02,130 Arthur! 49 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,476 Chester Arthur! 50 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,880 Come here! Come here, you big old son of a bitch! 51 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,290 Who will be the one to tell Garfield? 52 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,380 Well? 53 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:20,410 Has Ohio made their offer? 54 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:26,670 They have. 55 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:28,130 Thank you, Tony. 56 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,516 What are the bastards willing to trade 57 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:34,750 to get my name on the ticket alongside Garfield's? 58 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,040 What? 59 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,016 For god's sake, wipe that dumb look off your face and tell me. 60 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,920 The Ohio men have offered me the vice presidency. 61 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:48,840 Sir. 62 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:57,000 I'm serious. 63 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:59,250 They offered it to me. 64 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,500 You? 65 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,396 Yes, sir. 66 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:08,210 They offered the second-highest office in the land 67 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:11,880 to a customs collector for the port of New York? 68 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,960 This smacks of Blaine. 69 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:24,226 Well, in that case, you ought to drop the damn thing 70 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,106 as you would a red-hot shoe from the forge. 71 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:28,226 I sought you to consult. 72 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,920 Consult? What is there to consult about? 73 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,670 There's something else to be said. 74 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,290 You know me. 75 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:53,056 You know I have not been right since my Nelly passed earlier this year. 76 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,556 Jesus Christ. 77 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:55,580 I feel… 78 00:04:57,670 --> 00:05:01,300 I've lacked purpose, as if a ship without a rudder. 79 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:07,840 The office of the vice president is a greater honor than I'd ever dreamed of. 80 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,540 Chester, dear friend… 81 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:20,260 If you wish for my favor and respect, 82 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,210 you will contemptuously decline it. 83 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,380 Senator conkling… 84 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,540 I shall accept the nomination. 85 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,670 And what's more, 86 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:47,266 I shall carry with me the majority of the New York delegation. 87 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,500 Shall you? 88 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:53,210 Fucking ape! 89 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,040 Get out. 90 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:10,460 I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal, you. 91 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,670 Excuse me. 92 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,606 - There he is. - Jeez. 93 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:27,556 James, you said it'd be a light reception. 94 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:31,160 Jim, meet your running mate, Chester Arthur. 95 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,976 I've heard lots of nice things. 96 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,186 Yeah, you... you two, 97 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:44,106 you're gonna get along swimmingly, I'm sure. 98 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:47,356 Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Republicans! 99 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,170 Here's to a winning ticket! 100 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:53,790 Thank you. 101 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:55,920 Thank you, thank you. 102 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,106 I… 103 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:13,016 Don't trouble with it. We'll bring another glass straightaway. 104 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,186 Thank you, Frederic. And I'll take another copy of the paper. 105 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:18,606 I'll see to it myself, Mr. Guiteau. 106 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,510 And maybe this time I'll try the madeira. 107 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,090 Excellent choice. 108 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,186 - You like the man? - Yes, he's wonderful. 109 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:40,590 A congressman from Ohio. 110 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,896 Good morning, ma'am. 111 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,186 I'd like to put in for a word with James Garfield, the candidate. 112 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:17,856 My name's guiteau. I'm an old friend of his from Chicago. 113 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,806 I'm very sorry. He isn't here now. 114 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,476 That's fine, that's fine. When do you expect him back? 115 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:26,606 I have a couple other appointments today, but I can move things around, and… 116 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:29,516 What do I know? Nobody tells us volunteers much. 117 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:33,356 Well, maybe I should just, go upstairs and double-check anyway. 118 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,646 - For both our sakes. - Hang on! Mr. Cousteau! 119 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,210 Mr. Cousteau! 120 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:40,606 Senator Blaine! 121 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:44,146 Just the fellow I was hoping to speak with. Charles guiteau. 122 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,106 I read every word of every speech you've given. 123 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:47,226 - Is that so? - Yes. 124 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,726 And I especially admired the way you tore apart that rascal conkling 125 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:53,556 on the house floor back in '66. 126 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,806 The singed cat and the bengal tiger. 127 00:08:55,830 --> 00:09:00,476 I was quicker in my youth and far better at making lifelong foes. 128 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,186 A great oratory should inspire such depth of feeling. 129 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,106 It's... it's a lesson I incorporate into my own rhetoric, 130 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:11,186 and I think you'd really enjoy this sermon I composed on behalf of our man, Garfield. 131 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:13,806 See, I was an early booster of his back in Chicago. 132 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:16,056 With your endorsement, I'd love to join the fold 133 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,016 and start stumping on the roster and getting the word out. 134 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,016 Have you any sort of following? 135 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,186 I'd say, moderate to considerable, 136 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:25,516 in between my essays and the lecture circuit. 137 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:29,306 And I run an independent paper in Illinois, the theocrat. 138 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,726 "Guiteau," that's French huguenot, isn't it? 139 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,170 Yeah, you got a good ear. 140 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,000 Well… …yes. 141 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,880 Indeed… 142 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:53,106 Sad to say, our roster is pretty much full at present. 143 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:56,976 We'll make sure this goes through the proper channels, nevertheless. 144 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,630 Keep up the good work, guiteau. Your support means the world to us. 145 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,300 You didn't even write. 146 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:38,460 I learned you won the vote from the, people on our lawn. 147 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:42,686 And now you would have me believe, like some fool, 148 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,590 that a man just falls upward toward a presidency. 149 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,396 You looked me in the eyes before you left for Chicago 150 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,856 and you swore that we were past this. 151 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,606 And I let you go. 152 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,806 I know. 153 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:56,766 Do you… do you know? 154 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,186 What it did to us the last time you ran off to Washington 155 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,630 in search of glory? 156 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,210 I'm sorry, crete. 157 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,670 New York is a long ride from Ohio. 158 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,580 We need to get your things sorted. 159 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:16,050 I have no plan to go to New York. 160 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:21,620 I've already told them that I intend to do all my campaigning from home. 161 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:25,146 I am in the middle of many projects. 162 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:27,880 I am building an ugly table, for example. 163 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,960 Where better to get to know a man than from his front porch? 164 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,540 Do you know what I see when I look at you? 165 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:47,460 Because it's not some big general or a congressman. 166 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,920 Or a president. 167 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,000 You see the boy you knew at college, 168 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,396 mopping floors to pay his tuition. 169 00:11:56,420 --> 00:12:00,686 And sneaking the editor of the paper love poems in Latin 170 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,516 just to watch her blush. 171 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,766 Your poetry was terrible. 172 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:08,120 Well, it seemed to have worked. 173 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:14,300 If I am to do this, we do it together or not at all. 174 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,016 I've read everything on the man I could get my hands on. 175 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,016 Did you know that he was born even poorer than I was? 176 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,726 His father was dead at two. 177 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,106 Mother couldn't afford shoes for him until he was seven. 178 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:38,556 Like, destined to-to-to-to-to drown anonymous in some Ohio ditch 179 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:43,306 until he stepped up onto that stage in Chicago. 180 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,646 All he needed was four and a half minutes. 181 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:50,146 Four and a half minutes to secure his place in the annals of history, 182 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:54,686 to-to-to-to rise above his station from a pauper to a king. 183 00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:58,590 I mean, how the fuck does that happen if not for an act of god? 184 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,710 And he's left-handed too. 185 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:04,790 We both are. 186 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,766 Never seen someone get so hot and bothered over a politician. 187 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:14,806 Myrna, I want to invite you to the rally in October as my guest. 188 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,960 All the party bigwigs will be there. 189 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:21,356 - What's Chester Arthur doing there? - He's the vice presidential nominee. 190 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:24,936 Had a regular who went by that name once. It can't be the same guy. 191 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,106 I'd have a better chance of being vice president than that big idiot. 192 00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:30,960 I'm telling you, Myrna, there is… 193 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:35,186 An energy in the air since Garfield came into being. 194 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:40,880 And I feel, for the first time in years, that we're on the precipice of something… 195 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:44,540 …desperately exciting. 196 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,960 Yeah. 197 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:50,516 Okay. 198 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,330 But I've got my eight o'clock. 199 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,646 This is twice what we agreed on. 200 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,800 I know, I know, but… 201 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,330 May I just sit on the bed with you a minute more? 202 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,106 - Here you go, young man. - Mr. Garfield thanks you for the bread. 203 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:24,800 - Thank you. - Martin, if you could. Thank you. 204 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,790 A humble gift for the next president. 205 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,726 No, come on, goat. 206 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,146 I must admit, it's strange to be received this way, 207 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,516 on the front porch of a politician. 208 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,750 Well, I've always rated myself a fairly bad politician. 209 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:55,106 With respect, congressman, all of us here, 210 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:58,800 we are used to hearing a lot of talk from men in power such as yourself. 211 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,516 We soldiers didn't put our lives on the line 212 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:04,476 for a republic that'll deny us freedom at the polls. 213 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,606 Furthermore, 214 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:09,460 that will impugn us with literacy tests the proctors themselves can't pass. 215 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,670 I know words won't mean much right now, 216 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,356 but I swear this will be part of my fight. 217 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,016 On my honor. 218 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,420 We fought together, gentlemen, for freedom, not poll tests. 219 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:28,750 I'd rather be with you and lose than against you and win. 220 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,000 You truly are a bad politician. 221 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:45,306 - Mr. Cousteau, you shouldn't have. - It's the least I could do, Evelyn. 222 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:48,146 Everybody knows the volunteers in the women's auxiliary 223 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,686 keep the lights on in here. 224 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,516 Matter of fact, I was just remarking to senator Blaine 225 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,396 last night at the gaiety club that... 226 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,266 say, that old sourpuss, is he in yet? 227 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:01,646 Hancock is outspending us by a two-to-one margin. 228 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,436 The south is plying him with cold, hard Dixie cash 229 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,750 in hopes of turning back the clock. 230 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:11,330 We need big-ticket New York donors. 231 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,420 Arthur, are we boring you? 232 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,710 - What? - For fuck's sake. 233 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,766 Do you think we put you forth for vice president based on good looks? 234 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:29,016 I already told you fellas, I've done all I can. 235 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,016 Raffle off some cabinet post to a Vanderbilt. 236 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,226 Such spoils were how conkling won his elections in the past, 237 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,516 but it is also true... 238 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,540 would you get your feet off the table? 239 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,186 … thank you. 240 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:47,856 Your running mate, James Garfield, won the nomination because it turns out 241 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,766 that the people actually want a government that they can trust. 242 00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:55,016 They see the old ways as cynical, corrupt. 243 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,766 Yeah, and they're how we've stayed the majority party since the war. 244 00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:01,686 But rather than harp on us, senator Blaine, 245 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:05,606 you might want to consider spending more quality time in your home state. 246 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:08,766 That Maine special election you have next week 247 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,806 is far from a sure thing, I hear. 248 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,766 If the governorship goes to the democrats, we're screwed in November. 249 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:19,306 My friends tell me that Hancock's camp gains ground in new England. 250 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,856 Mr. Arthur, I am new England. 251 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,266 The northeast will come in solid. I'd stake my career on that. 252 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:28,806 No, the matter at hand is our game in New York. 253 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:33,806 If I may… I was just walking by, and I couldn't help but listen in. 254 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:38,686 Have you tried an appeal to rank and file donors? 255 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,436 Garfield is the people's candidate, 256 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,226 and, he gives voice to the proletariat class. 257 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:47,146 And if every worker in america were compelled to chip in a dime, 258 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:51,880 you'd easily make up the deficit and empower a whole new voting bloc. 259 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,766 Who is this man? 260 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,016 What is he doing here? Why is he still talking? 261 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,250 I'm a friend of senator Blaine's. 262 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,686 I was just in the area, 263 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:06,090 and I figured I'd swing by and check on the status of my speech. 264 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,606 Your what? 265 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:12,226 My speech, the stump speech that I intend to give in… in October at the rally. 266 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,016 - You very kindly offered to take a look. - Did I? 267 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,606 Cousteau, sir. 268 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,260 The huguenot. 269 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,896 Hold on a minute. Have we met before? 270 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,806 … have we? I don't believe so. 271 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:27,056 Yes, I never forget a face. 272 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,870 Was it not your ass I kicked outside of the standard club in Chicago? 273 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,936 Think I'd remember that? Might we have met in Newport? 274 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,130 Perhaps you summered together in the mediterranean. 275 00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:40,840 I think not. Our tastes are not quite as Greek as yours, senator. 276 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,516 I'm sure it'll come to me later on. 277 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,766 It was Chicago. 278 00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:52,266 - But on the topic of my speech. - … It's still under consideration. 279 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,460 Wonderful. By whom? 280 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:55,460 Him. 281 00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:03,516 I've actually taken the Liberty of producing a few extra copies… 282 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,306 No, that won't be necessary. 283 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,806 …for you fine gentlemen. 284 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:07,830 We're quite busy. 285 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,710 What did I ever do to you, senator? 286 00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:21,550 You think me such a fool that I don't feel you mock me? 287 00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:25,686 Why would you treat a person with such contempt 288 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:29,920 when... when... when he only asks to lend a friendly hand? 289 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:35,380 Do any of you have any idea how many more of us there are? 290 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:37,766 Like me. 291 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:41,356 Who have never had a taste for politics till now. 292 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,936 I came all this way because James Garfield is pushing 293 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,726 the most progressive plan this country has ever seen. 294 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,106 I'm here because I believe in change. 295 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,210 And all I ask from you 296 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,380 is a chance to prove my worth. 297 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,016 So bring me in. However you see fit. 298 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,056 And put me anywhere. And I'll work like a dog for you. 299 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,660 I will! I will! 300 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,710 I can make an impact. 301 00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,226 He made off with a small fortune 302 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,976 from his sister and her husband in Chicago. 303 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,460 A Mr. and Mrs. Scoville. 304 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:47,960 Mr. Scoville is awfully concerned about Charlie's well-being. 305 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:53,766 Well, like I said to you gentlemen, 306 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,540 that wee toerag cleared off weeks ago. 307 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:02,646 So, unless there's anything else I can help yous with, 308 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,920 I have ten minutes to spare. 309 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,460 A farm boy like you know how to work one of those? 310 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,790 I've sent a telegram or two. 311 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:29,460 Sir? The special election results from Maine, they're in. 312 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:47,186 Maine falls for the first time in 30 years. 313 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,590 Two thousand votes. 314 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Jesus. 315 00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,516 Gentlemen, I am truly sorry 316 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:59,370 that I could not deliver a better omen for November. 317 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:04,800 I believe that I would prefer to perish in private. Good evening. 318 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:09,420 What now? 319 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,606 We get fucking sloshed, that's what. 320 00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:16,330 Myrna! 321 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,516 - What? - Hurry up. 322 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,750 Calm your loins, big lad. 323 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,606 That's your best throw?! 324 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:33,710 Hey, guiteau! Wait right there. 325 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:36,750 Guiteau! 326 00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:42,540 Hey! 327 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,670 Give it up, guiteau! 328 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,766 It's over! 329 00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:50,790 Guiteau! 330 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:17,750 - Hit her! - Guiteau! 331 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,920 Hey! 332 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,516 - Hey! Who let your mug in here? - There! Come here, Charlie boy! 333 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,106 What's the meaning of this shit? 334 00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:31,606 - This man is wanted in Chicago. - That's a lie! 335 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:34,356 - Yeah? You're not Charles j. Guiteau? - No, I'm not! 336 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:38,556 Guiteau, no, you half-wits! This man you have here is cousteau. 337 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,856 Sure, pal. Call the guy whatever you want. 338 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,016 - We're taking him. - Sir! 339 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,806 I'm not your pal! Read a fucking newspaper! 340 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:47,936 My name's Chester Arthur, and I'll be met with some respect. 341 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,396 Chester Arthur? 342 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:52,806 Yeah, sure, I see the resemblance. We got Chester Arthur over here. 343 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:53,976 He is Chester Arthur. 344 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,976 I'm Chester goddamn Arthur, son of William Arthur, 345 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,186 chief collector of the port of New York 346 00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:03,880 and next vice president of you cocksuckers! 347 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:12,106 This man, what's more, is a friend of the republican party. 348 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:14,420 You will release him this instant. 349 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,936 You lay a hand on him again, 350 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:22,750 and I'll personally bring the entire wrath of New York to bear on you both. 351 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,976 You read me, you profligate fucks? 352 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,330 Yes, sir. We're very sorry, sir. 353 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:31,260 Just a simple mix-up is all. 354 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,936 Music! Fighting! 355 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,380 Sausages! 356 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,580 Box! 357 00:24:56,210 --> 00:25:00,146 Sir, I have… I have no words. I cannot thank you enough. 358 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:02,130 I must repair. Accompany me. 359 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,750 I will. I will. 360 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,960 Sir. Here, sir. 361 00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:28,016 You're a good egg, cousteau. 362 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,106 That brash and ill-advised display 363 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,766 you put on back at headquarters, that stuck with me. 364 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,670 Men like us, 365 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,080 we have to claw our way up. 366 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:43,936 - You speak a lot of truth, sir. - You're damn right I do. 367 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,556 - I got loads of worthy ideas to offer… - yes. 368 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,160 I know you'll make for a fine vice pre... 369 00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:53,516 fine vice president indeed, sir. 370 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:57,000 And... and we need voices like yours in Washington. 371 00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:59,620 I'll never be vice president. 372 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:02,976 Our ticket is positively fucked. 373 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,556 - But you just said moments ago that... - piss and vinegar! 374 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,726 I'm first mate on a sinking ship 375 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:11,250 with a hole in it the approximate size of Maine. 376 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:14,896 Moreover, I've successfully alienated 377 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,436 the one true friend I had left in this world. 378 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:22,106 No! What do you mean? You have scores of friends. 379 00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:24,606 You're one of the most beloved men in all of New York. 380 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:27,380 They don't like me. They fear me. 381 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,340 I like you. 382 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,090 - You do? - Yes. 383 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,396 In fact, I think you share a lot in common with Garfield. 384 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:39,170 You're both outsiders ascending the ranks on merit. 385 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:41,040 Also… 386 00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:45,620 Am I to understand that you were very recently made a widower? 387 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,250 My darling Nell. 388 00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:55,186 Pneumonia took her from me, like, this last January or so. 389 00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:58,606 And yet, you were brave enough, 390 00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:02,606 while nursing a broken heart, to answer the call of your countrymen. 391 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:03,880 - Right? - Right. 392 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:08,370 I do feel that people tend to forget that part. 393 00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:12,550 I happen to be shouldering a terrible weight. 394 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,660 You are, without q... 395 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,790 without question… 396 00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:21,960 …the man to meet this moment in history. 397 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:29,106 And I know that Nell would agree were she here with us tonight. 398 00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,800 Well, that's a nice thought. 399 00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:36,976 Though you didn't know Nell, 400 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,306 she was a fairly vocal confederate sympathizer. 401 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,330 - Fuck. - Indeed. 402 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:49,590 There we go. 403 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,606 Well, you've given me a heck of a lot to think about this Eve, my good man. 404 00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:59,380 Well, I'm just glad I could be of counsel, sir. 405 00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:02,130 Yes, yes. 406 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,830 Perhaps if I take the reins, 407 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:08,726 play an ace or two up my sleeve, 408 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:12,436 I may just be able to deliver a fighting chance for us after all. 409 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:18,210 Yes. And now that I have your ear, sir, on the topic of the rally next month… 410 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:22,856 You are still angling for a slot. 411 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,646 Wily bastard you are. 412 00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,670 Well, it takes one to know one, sir. 413 00:28:27,670 --> 00:28:29,090 It takes one to know one! 414 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,170 Shit, why not? 415 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,710 I'm sure we can find a place for you. 416 00:28:37,630 --> 00:28:38,880 Consider it done. 417 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,436 Au revoir, cousteau. 418 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,000 Guiteau. Guiteau. 419 00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:03,766 Well, well, well. 420 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:06,106 They exiled you to Siberia? 421 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:11,056 I have neither the will nor the capacity to show my face in Maine at present. 422 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,080 Here. 423 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,516 - Crete. - Senator Blaine. 424 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,580 Have we got any spare rooms left? 425 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,580 Just the honeymoon suite, my dear. 426 00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:58,120 You made your bed, Chester. Now lie in it and shut the fuck up. 427 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,686 You would really rather sit by and watch your own party lose, 428 00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:09,960 to suffer Hancock instead, purely out of spite? 429 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,250 There's only one way to save this party from itself. 430 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,340 - His ticket must crash and burn. - And me to burn with it. 431 00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:22,380 Have you forgot that I'm your friend? 432 00:30:23,630 --> 00:30:27,056 You were... you were the first to ever believe in me. 433 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,556 You trusted my capabilities. 434 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,606 You gave me a shot in this life, 435 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:34,510 and I went out and I fucking killed for you. 436 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:38,880 And I still can… kill for you. 437 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,436 Blaine know you're here? 438 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,476 Blaine is out. 439 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,936 Wiped off the map from the beating he took in his home state. 440 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,806 I'm telling you, Garfield is pliable. 441 00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:56,146 He can be influenced. He can be steered if needed. 442 00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:58,766 You needn't waste four years on Hancock. 443 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,710 Not when I'm inside the white house. 444 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,960 Chester a. Arthur, 445 00:31:09,630 --> 00:31:11,510 vice president. 446 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,760 May I have your attention? 447 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,790 If you come from Ohio or Maine, 448 00:31:26,330 --> 00:31:28,516 kindly show yourselves the fuck out. 449 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:29,710 Get the fuck out. 450 00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:33,790 Round up the donor pool, Chester. We've got a rally to organize. 451 00:31:34,710 --> 00:31:38,380 And could someone please go rouse that son of a bitch from his farm? 452 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:41,460 Time for him to meet his public. 453 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,670 Sitting here with you, 454 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:54,210 on this porch, reading our books in peace, 455 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:56,670 it's my favorite thing. 456 00:31:58,290 --> 00:32:04,476 Then why go to Chicago and stand up and give that damned speech? 457 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:07,726 Because nobody was saying what needed to be said. 458 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,186 Not a one of them. 459 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:11,856 I waited. I waited, I hoped. 460 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:16,556 If just one other man in that hall would stand up and tell the truth, 461 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,516 I swear to god, if that'd happened, I'd have kept my mouth shut. 462 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:23,080 But now I have to consider the possibility 463 00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:29,630 that I might be able to fix all the things that terrify me about this country. 464 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,750 I mean, what if you and I could actually make a difference? 465 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:49,840 "To begin in 1861, this nation was convulsed…." 466 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:55,356 Thank you, Frederic. 467 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:58,266 The chef braised the meat especially well today. 468 00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:01,000 - I'll let him know. - Thank you. 469 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:46,760 I'd like to share a story with you all today. 470 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:50,226 The story of a hero. 471 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:56,306 Garfield has shown how a man from the humblest of circumstances 472 00:33:56,330 --> 00:34:00,710 can come from obscurity to fame. 473 00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:07,266 It is my great pleasure to introduce you to the man from Ohio, 474 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:10,370 soon to be your 20th president, 475 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,590 James a. Garfield! 476 00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:33,146 Fellow citizens. 477 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:36,856 We stand, all of us today, at a critical precipice. 478 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,226 The elevation of the negro race from slavery to full citizenship 479 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,686 is the most important political change we've known 480 00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:47,766 since the origin of our constitution. 481 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:52,646 Their advancement has improved the health of the republic beyond measure. 482 00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:54,936 But there are some among us 483 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,856 who still refuse the emancipated their basic rights. 484 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,300 We must be ready to confront this evil head-on, 485 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,436 to rub out ignorance and fear, 486 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:10,476 and to promote a shared wisdom in their stead 487 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:15,630 so that not only some but all may rise! 488 00:35:19,670 --> 00:35:22,516 A new coalition run by the people 489 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:25,106 to safeguard america's future. 490 00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:28,186 Equal opportunity as the law of the land! 491 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,710 Let us hold together and keep it! 492 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,870 Welcome home. 493 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:09,226 I have good news and bad news. 494 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,306 - Let's start with the good news. - We're closing the fundraising gap. 495 00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:15,306 Donors are beginning to show. 496 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,936 The kindness of Roscoe conkling, I assume? 497 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,356 There is nothing kind about it. 498 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,856 He weighed his options. 499 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,726 He judged he's better off sticking with us than Hancock. 500 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,306 Is he? 501 00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:30,266 One bridge at a time, congressman. 502 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:34,646 This is the bad news. Let's get you in the house, crete. 503 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,896 - China out! - Jim? 504 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:44,396 China out! China out! China out! 505 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:46,896 - China out! - Disgusting! 506 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,976 They're asserting you wrote a letter to one h. Morey, 507 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,266 a Massachusetts unionist. 508 00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:56,306 It says that you endorsed the importation of laborers from China, 509 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,806 competing for wages with the American workers. 510 00:36:58,830 --> 00:36:59,856 Well, it's nonsense. 511 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,266 I've never even met a morey from Massachusetts. 512 00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:04,106 I didn't write it. It's a fraud. 513 00:37:04,130 --> 00:37:05,510 And rife with misspellings. 514 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,186 We will issue a denial, a strong condemnation. 515 00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:14,516 We will sue this rag, the New York truth, into extinction. 516 00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:15,540 That's it? 517 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,210 You're not even going to consider the toll on the workers? 518 00:37:19,790 --> 00:37:22,356 Young lady, we take this stand in support of American workers. 519 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:24,896 Not those, the ones out of China. 520 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,436 They have as much a right to be here as anybody else. 521 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:29,856 You and mom have said so yourselves. 522 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,726 It's just not a stance one can take so freely in this heated a climate. 523 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:37,646 You can't get elected alderman in america, let alone president, 524 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:38,896 if you take that stand. 525 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,000 But it's wrong. 526 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:43,670 Why aren't you saying anything? 527 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,476 He said he'd help people, fight for them. 528 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:51,476 I watched him tell a group of black men he'd just as soon be with them and lose 529 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,880 than against them and win. 530 00:37:53,630 --> 00:37:55,606 - Are these any less human? - Mollie. 531 00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:58,880 You'd doom an entire people just to win. 532 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:17,670 I know you're angry. 533 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,606 I see the logic. 534 00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:24,010 You can't help anyone if you don't get elected. 535 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,920 Doesn't mean I like it. 536 00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:32,170 Harry read me a write-up from one of the papers in New York. 537 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:34,790 It had to do with your part in the war. 538 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:40,380 You always said you spent two years in a tent copying correspondence. 539 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,476 You know better than to believe everything you read in the paper. 540 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:51,540 But is it true, though, you fought at Shiloh and those other places? 541 00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:58,306 Dad, you're the one that taught us a lie by omission is a lie nonetheless. 542 00:38:58,330 --> 00:39:00,370 No, I think that was your mother. 543 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,590 Why'd you never say anything? 544 00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:21,920 It isn't how the write-ups make it sound. 545 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,710 When you're there, you feel no glory. 546 00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:29,050 You see no purpose. 547 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,330 And after, you have a choice to make. 548 00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:38,460 You can let darkness define who you are… 549 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:43,540 Or you can fill up your world with joyful things. 550 00:39:44,670 --> 00:39:47,130 Things to give your life weight. 551 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,840 And one day you hope light will overwhelm dark. 552 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:57,960 That, meaning 553 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 may come from what you saw. 554 00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:05,750 Has it worked, do you think? 555 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,750 I'll keep you posted. 556 00:40:15,130 --> 00:40:16,306 Okay. 557 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,396 - Mr. Conkling! - A word! 558 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:37,016 Any predictions for today's election, senator conkling? 559 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,290 Not now, boys. Democracy calls. 560 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,050 Sorry. 561 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,476 Maryland and Virginia for Hancock, and Pennsylvania for Garfield. 562 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,000 I was owed Maryland, I think. 563 00:41:13,710 --> 00:41:18,290 New York has come in safe for j.G. By a margin of 20,000. 564 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:23,800 That's 34... that's 35! Thirty-five electoral votes! 565 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,016 Hancock has taken New Jersey. 566 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,146 That's a mistake. Check it again. 567 00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:33,300 I said check it again, you bastard! Come on! 568 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,300 Can we win without Delaware? 569 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,040 I don't know. 570 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,050 Indiana. 571 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:07,170 Abram? 572 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,460 - He won. - Who won? 573 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,300 You won. 574 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:25,960 My god. 575 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:34,500 We did it! We did it! We did it! 576 00:42:45,290 --> 00:42:46,290 Unbelievable. 577 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:52,686 - A is this one. - Wait, so I'm doing it like this? 578 00:42:52,710 --> 00:42:54,840 Look, you should try it. It's really good. 579 00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,516 To the method in your husband's madness. 580 00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,620 … yes. 581 00:43:21,290 --> 00:43:23,580 We got him elected to president.