1 00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:11,030 Previously on You... 2 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:14,660 Your old phone, which I have, is still logged into the cloud. 3 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:17,700 And that means I'm still logged into you. 4 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:18,700 I'm a poet. 5 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:20,346 - Get off the stage. - Wrap it up. 6 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:23,620 Did you move here to be something? I did. But it's not working out. 7 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:25,460 Do you think I'm unremarkable? 8 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:29,000 Unremarkable people don't worry about being unremarkable. 9 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:31,050 - So good to see you, hon. - You, too, Dad. 10 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,470 The addict part was true, I see, but he never died. 11 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:36,640 He's here. He's alive. Could be helpful to write about him. 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,640 Benji was the worst kind of poison. 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,350 The peanut allergy was real. 14 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:44,230 I guess Benji's gonna die an honest man. 15 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:48,900 - It's not okay to yell. - Grown-ups do it all the time. 16 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,320 Grown-ups are assholes. 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,740 I told this guy, stay away from my girlfriend's kid. 18 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,086 He just seems a little neglected. 19 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,710 - That's it! I... - All right! All right! 20 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,490 This is a lovely collection. 21 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:01,830 That's funny. There's a book missing. Joe was looking at it. 22 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:04,830 I, of course, never had any intention of keeping the book. 23 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:06,870 If Peach still has a problem, 24 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,250 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. I won't. 25 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,760 Good morning. This is my favorite time of day. 26 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:22,680 When it's just the two of us. 27 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,900 Were you watching me sleep? 28 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,570 Creeper. 29 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,540 I love our little routine. Always the same, but never stale. 30 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:51,210 Sex. Showers. More sex. 31 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:55,010 Breakfast. Avocado salted, bacon crispy. Every day. 32 00:01:57,130 --> 00:02:00,140 Your father was never consistent, and you're still healing from that. 33 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,640 With my help. 34 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,520 Mmm. Do you mind if I keep working? I just have tons... 35 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,390 Eat. Work. I'll fold the laundry. 36 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:11,060 That's right, Beck, I even do your damn laundry. 37 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:13,650 I protect your time. I let you focus on your work. 38 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:16,610 And guess what? Now that I've made our mornings sacred, 39 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,110 you're actually writing. 40 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,110 Free of distraction. 41 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,490 Mostly. 42 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,870 Ron and Claudia again? 43 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,910 If the goddamn dishes ever got done, 44 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,040 I wouldn't be bumping into a goddamn stack of plates. 45 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,210 Can't you say something? 46 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,460 I don't like to mess with other people's lives. 47 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:40,590 Maybe you should. Anyway, I gotta get to class. 48 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,970 The worst thing about our mornings? 49 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:47,220 They always end. 50 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:52,190 I pass the time by counting down to the next moment I see you. 51 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:53,810 You're teaching me to be more patient. 52 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:58,280 And God knows I need the help when it comes to your friends. 53 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,700 For some reason, we share our nights with your friends 54 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,280 and appointment-viewing like The Bachelor. 55 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:07,080 How can self-respecting women tolerate this crap? 56 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,500 Sometimes I swear I'm the only real feminist you know. 57 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,630 It's either a full Brazilian, or, like, full bush. 58 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:16,210 And it's like, "Listen, my snooch is the third bowl of porridge." 59 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:19,210 I mean, meet me halfway, lady. It's, like, insane. 60 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,510 That's hilarious. 61 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,050 These girls are even more tedious in person. 62 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:27,680 Lynn is a dark cavern where conversations go to die. 63 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:28,770 That's hilarious. 64 00:03:28,850 --> 00:03:32,520 What personality she has is only activated by low-calorie girly cocktails, 65 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,060 which is doubtless why she drinks so much. 66 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,780 Annika's decided I'm so amazing, which true, 67 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,650 but joining Team Joe is just the latest move 68 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:41,650 in her cold war with Queen Bitch herself. 69 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:43,860 Peach goddamn Salinger. 70 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:45,870 Hope you didn't start the fun without me. 71 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:47,056 We did. 72 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,660 Annika, thank God for that chest of yours. 73 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:53,460 Otherwise, you'd be spilling guac all over that Himalayan blanket I got Beck. 74 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:56,250 So goes the endless merry-go-round of food issues. 75 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,920 Peach snipes at Annika's body, Annika rubs her assets in Peach's face, 76 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:03,550 which, as defense mechanisms go, beats the hell out of crying. 77 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:05,800 I can get you some paper towels. 78 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:08,850 Wait up. I need a refill. 79 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:10,770 No, no. I got it. I'll take care of you. 80 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,810 No. It's all right. I could use the company. 81 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:19,320 This is so much more fun than girls' night classic. 82 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,320 You know, when it was just us girls? 83 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,110 Peach has it out for me. 84 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,410 Probably shouldn't have stolen her copy of Oz. 85 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:27,010 Or maybe I shouldn't have returned it. 86 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:29,160 But all that's behind me, Beck. 87 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,920 If I just keep being the perfect boyfriend, 88 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:34,460 you'll realize that life is so much healthier away from this toxicity. 89 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,790 Joseph, I was thinking about thinning out my library, 90 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,050 and I thought I'd ask the expert. What's a book like this worth? 91 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,196 She's still trying to build a case 92 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,970 that I'd be willing to swipe the damn thing. 93 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:51,100 It's printed by Reilly andamp; Britton. An original. A rarity. 94 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,180 Hmm. 95 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,100 Guess I better act quick. 96 00:04:55,190 --> 00:04:58,060 Before some desperate person tries to steal my little beauty away. 97 00:04:58,150 --> 00:05:00,570 The real tragedy would be not appreciating what you have. 98 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:03,190 If I were you, I'd hold onto her forever. 99 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,610 But what do I know? I'm just a bookstore clerk. 100 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,330 I'm trying, Beck. I am. 101 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:15,460 But your friends bring out the worst in me. 102 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,300 And then Rastiche taught me this. 103 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,310 - D minor. Goosebumps, man. - Is that a D minor? 104 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,600 Hi, Joe! 105 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,850 This place is... 106 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,310 musty. 107 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,070 Hi! Hi! 108 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:44,940 Annika, what brings you to Mooney's? 109 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:50,570 Your website, and the deep sadness it evokes. 110 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,160 I mean, did you do this in Myspace? 111 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:58,420 I've been telling Joe we need to modernize. 112 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,960 Joe, I have 3.6 million followers. 113 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,090 And I get 12k for a selfie in glasses, 114 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:08,760 but I'm willing to do Mooney's for free out of the kindness of my big-ass heart. 115 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:13,640 - All right. Let's do it. - Yay! 116 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:17,730 If you need some authentic Russian folk vibes, I can... 117 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,350 Thank you. But I got this. 118 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:30,990 "Smart bitches get their brains juiced at Mooney's. Hashtag, stacked." 119 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:34,330 If you ever wonder what it takes to become an influencer, 120 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:38,250 specifically, a body-positive Insta-celeb, be shameless. 121 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:40,370 Annika's turning her curves into an empire. 122 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,840 Inspiring the ladies, arousing the gentlemen. 123 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:43,960 Everyone wins. 124 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,600 It'd be genuinely empowering if it weren't so clearly a rebellion 125 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:50,260 against being Peach's, quote, "fat friend from prep school." 126 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:57,390 And what's this? Thank you, Annika's private Facebook. 127 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:59,560 Hello, nose job. 128 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,360 And just like that, I know how to repay Annika for her kindness. 129 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:07,030 Annika, why the hell is this not on your Insta? 130 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,400 Oh, my God, because it's mortifying? 131 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,740 I mean, I'm adorkable, but Peach... 132 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:19,330 Lucky she is not on Facebook. It is cute, though. 133 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,420 Do you run everything you post by Peach first? 134 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,500 Hell, no! 135 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,470 You're right. Screw it. This is the ultimate throwback. 136 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,010 I just need a brilliant caption. 137 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:38,060 How about, "Bitches being our most authentic selves"? 138 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:39,810 Joe, 139 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,520 it's like you're in my brain. 140 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,940 No, I just know her audience. 141 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,650 Team Joe, one. Peach, zero. 142 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:52,280 You'd be proud of me, Beck. I'm a good friend. 143 00:07:56,870 --> 00:08:00,250 Hi, Allison. You wanted to see me? 144 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:01,620 Guinevere. Please, sit. 145 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:07,590 I understand that some things are harder than others to write about. 146 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:11,050 Our own families are usually the top of the list. 147 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,550 - I'm glad you stuck with it. - Thank you. 148 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,600 My lit agent's assistant just got promoted 149 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,310 and may be able to connect you with some jobs for hire. 150 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:21,520 Personal essays, reviews... 151 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,650 I'm in. I am so in! Thank you, Allison. 152 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,400 - I'll forward her contact info to you. - Okay! 153 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,780 And Beck? 154 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,160 I was sorry to read about your father's passing. 155 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:46,710 Peach tried hard to get you for a girls' night. 156 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:49,960 But you picked me. Joe, two. Peach, bupkis. 157 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,710 Whoa! 158 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,510 I think you might be a little overdressed for sushi. 159 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:59,720 No. You're under-dressed for the celebration I have planned. 160 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,810 The theme of our evening is Fitzgerald and Zelda. 161 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:09,940 - Ooh. Which one of us is Zelda? - Me, obviously. 162 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:13,570 We begin at The Palm Court, 163 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:17,410 where our literary couple famously danced in the Plaza fountain. 164 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,370 Where a burger costs 30 bucks. 165 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:22,660 You're gonna wanna be in something a little jazzier. 166 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:27,790 We will be sitting in the very booth where F. Scott conceived of Gatsby. 167 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,040 That seems fake. 168 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:32,000 And then, after we've snarked about our $50 goat cheesecake, 169 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:33,550 a horse-drawn carriage will take us 170 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:35,550 - to an even more exclusive club... - No way. 171 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:36,930 ...where Zelda herself... 172 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:40,470 danced the night away. 173 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:44,560 Oh, that's weird. Annika never calls. 174 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:48,770 Hey, Annika. 175 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:50,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's wrong? 176 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,820 What video? 177 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,200 I've got a bad feeling, Beck. 178 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,160 "Click on my profile." Hmm. 179 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,750 I have black guys that say, like, 180 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:10,670 they see me and they're all like, "Damn, girl." You know? 181 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:15,630 Where are the white guys that want a girl with a big butt? 182 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:19,510 Posted anonymously. Yikes. 183 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:23,140 This looks old, but casual racism is evergreen. 184 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:26,480 And the Internet is turning against Annika at the speed of outrage. 185 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,480 Of course, I can come over. 186 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:32,230 But the timing, Beck. A video from college? Today? 187 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:34,520 In response to Annika taking a stand against Peach? 188 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,150 Connect the damn dots. 189 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:40,240 - I have to go. Annika's having, like... - Okay, go. Be with your friend. 190 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,950 Help her push Peach out a window. 191 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:45,240 - I'll text you tomorrow. - Okay. 192 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:49,920 I made a mistake. I underestimated Peach. Her cruelty. 193 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,210 Today, it's Annika. Tomorrow, it could be you. Us. 194 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,210 Beck, I may never be able to prove 195 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,630 your best friend is capable of destroying you with a flick of her wrist, 196 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,300 but that won't stop me from trying. 197 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:08,600 I'm sorry I'll miss you this morning. But this is what it's come to. 198 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,060 I'm running. I'm a runner now. 199 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:14,230 Until yesterday, I put all my effort into avoiding Peach. 200 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,690 But you know what they say. 201 00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:18,360 Keep your friends close, and your enemies... 202 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:22,410 Keep losing your enemies because you're so goddamn out of shape. 203 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,200 Why does my kidney hurt? 204 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,290 This is torture, but I have to know what we're up against. 205 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,750 I need to get into her head. 206 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:36,420 So, exhibit A. Peach starts every day by punishing her own body. 207 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,970 Sadomasochist? Orthorexic? Jury's still out. 208 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,470 Exhibit B. Peach is loathed at work. 209 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:48,060 Jayden, the Jacobsen chairs you ordered are knock-offs. 210 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,140 And the specs on the Vanderbilt townhouse 211 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,440 were supposed to be in my office by 7:00 a.m. 212 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:53,940 It's 6:50. 213 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:56,440 Entitled? Nepotized? I'm getting warmer. 214 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,820 She doesn't go anywhere without that laptop. 215 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:01,450 If only I could see inside. 216 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:04,740 Exhibit C in our tour of Peach's psyche. 217 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,740 Gauche? Demented? 218 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,580 If this is the fruit of Peach's imagination, 219 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,790 there's no telling what horrors she's capable of. 220 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:15,056 At least I have your old phone. 221 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,710 So, I sometimes get a warning before Miss Congeniality appears. 222 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,680 Hey. Is Joseph here? 223 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:29,720 - Yeah, he's somewhere working. - Oh. 224 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,220 Good morning, Joseph. 225 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,480 Anyways, what's the big news? 226 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,520 Okay, so, I didn't want to be tacky 227 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,030 and steal the spotlight from Annika's meltdown last night, 228 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:44,400 but my professor is hooking me up with an agent. 229 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:48,740 Beck, that's amazing and surprising, but... 230 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:52,000 Shit! I'm so mad at myself. 231 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:53,580 What do you mean? 232 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:58,630 You know, with my family and everything, I have agency connections. 233 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:01,840 So, I was gonna call a friend. Roger Stevens. 234 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:06,220 Roger Stevens? Doesn't he rep, like, famous writers? 235 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:10,390 You mean, like, Pulitzer winners, Booker Prize finalists, 236 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:12,520 67% of the Times Best Sellers list? 237 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,140 Yeah, Beck, I'd say Roger Stevens has repped some famous writers, 238 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,810 which, no offense, begs the question: 239 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,480 Why would he be interested in an MFA student? 240 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,990 You can write for magazines, totally. 241 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:28,030 You know? That's legit, honest work. Like what Annika does. 242 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:33,540 But Roger doesn't sell articles, you know? He represents real authors. 243 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,210 So, it just depends on who you want to be. 244 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,290 I mean, if you can introduce us... 245 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,420 Happy to. Yeah, he and I know each other 246 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,670 from when he was a counselor at my Jew camp, so... 247 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,630 You know what? 248 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,180 Joseph? Joseph! Joseph? 249 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,696 I didn't know you were here, Peach. Hey. 250 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,480 We are gonna need you to shut this place down tomorrow night 251 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,640 for a private party. 252 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,140 You know, it's perfect. 253 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:01,190 Roger is obsessed with the sad and gritty New York. 254 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,780 I'll take care of everything, if you can just... 255 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,110 you know, clean up a little. 256 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,450 Really, Peach? God, you're amazing. 257 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:10,810 - Of course. - Thank you. 258 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,160 You don't owe me anything, okay? 259 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:15,410 Happy to. 260 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,670 Oh, but you do, Beck. 261 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,960 But what am I supposed to do, root for your failure? 262 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,250 That's not love. That's not me. 263 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,470 Wuthering Heights, huh? 264 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,980 It's a near-perfect cover... 265 00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:43,650 for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution of Minors in New York State." 266 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,830 I hear what goes on when Ron gets drunk. 267 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,420 I get it. You want options. Legally-defensible options. 268 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,316 Maybe you're figuring out what would happen 269 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:06,250 if you took a swing at Ron. 270 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:10,340 Put yourself between him and your mom? 271 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,050 Well, screw the book. I can tell you what'll happen. 272 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,640 Best case, you hurt him. 273 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,720 Worst case, he hurts you back. 274 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,206 Someone at school will see what he did to you. 275 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:22,650 Next thing you know, CPS is at your door. You have 30 minutes to pack a bag. 276 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:25,520 Your mom loses custody. 277 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,030 You get punted from group home to group home to group home 278 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:28,940 until you're 18. 279 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:31,570 Or you get fed up and see if you can hack it on the streets. 280 00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:35,200 Maybe you can do that. I couldn't. 281 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,760 Read this instead. 282 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:58,060 The Count of Monte Cristo. It's another Dumas. 283 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,420 And we'll talk when you're done. 284 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,680 What's it about? 285 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,560 Revenge. 286 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,730 But more importantly, living with the enemy. 287 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,200 ♪ Just clap your hands now ♪ 288 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,040 ♪ Never did I ever Mean to make a mess ♪ 289 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,000 So, he gives the Pulitzer back, and he's like, 290 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,460 "I'll have to trust you. I wrote the whole thing on acid." 291 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,840 Hi. 292 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,390 - I thought you said this would be casual. - Oh. 293 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,510 - Come on, I'll introduce you. - Wait. 294 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,470 I need to get a drink first. 295 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,230 Don't be nervous. 296 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,820 Just be yourself. 297 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,860 I can't be myself. 298 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,110 I mean, the only reason an agent like Roger Stevens 299 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,096 would even be interested in me are my stupid essays 300 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,490 about my stupid dead dad who's very much alive. 301 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,330 Okay, so don't be yourself. Be more interesting. 302 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,880 You know, half the authors you've ever read made up personas. 303 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,210 You know, 304 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:13,050 the Fitzgerald-in-a-fountain story is tourism-fueled bullshit. 305 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,890 So give this guy a version of Beck 306 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,930 birthed by the same formidable, creative mind 307 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:23,100 that put those words to paper. 308 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,110 Fitzgerald. 309 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,940 And Zelda. 310 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:44,910 Roger, this is Guinevere Beck, the writer I was telling you about. 311 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,500 - Guinevere, milady, I love it! - It's so old-fashioned! 312 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:52,090 Just call me Beck. A lady I am not. 313 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,380 Well, I'm gonna go check on the pear water. Be back. 314 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,140 So, how long have you known Peach? 315 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,600 Since her Adderall days. You? 316 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,020 You know, since I started selling her Adderall. 317 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,900 Hard not to stare, right? 318 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,480 Roger keeps it tight. 319 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,820 I guess the book business isn't always so pale and flaccid. 320 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,780 Did Beck tell you I started jogging? 321 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:23,160 Fun. Runner's high is better than sex. 322 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,200 And for some, may last longer. 323 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,370 Touché, bitch. 324 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,016 Honestly, I'm starting to think people who run just hate themselves. 325 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,460 No. It's all about the music, Joseph. 326 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:37,880 Find the right song, and the whole thing becomes effortless. 327 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,970 Like Roger and Beck. 328 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,720 Can I be honest? 329 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,180 She's lucky she has me. 330 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,190 Beck rarely knows what's best for her. 331 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,560 I couldn't agree more. 332 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,060 Of course. Password-protected. It's too risky. 333 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,560 Peach is already paranoid. 334 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:47,740 So, these are the humans that made a creature like Peach. 335 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:51,160 God forbid a hair's out of place for the country club crowd. 336 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,040 Bingo. 337 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,300 Diary. 338 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,550 Food diary. Christ, is there no end to the neuroses? 339 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,140 Hello. 340 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:08,640 How old were you when this was taken, Beck? 341 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,810 And what is Peach doing with it? 342 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,020 Hello, Joe. 343 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,570 Sorry I'm so wet. 344 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:56,190 Your friend is feisty. Can she write? 345 00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:59,270 There's potential. She's not quite there yet, though. 346 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,240 MFA programs are such a scam. 347 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,796 You want me to give your friend some advice? 348 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,740 She wants to be a real writer, she should drop out. 349 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:08,240 I'm working on it. 350 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,950 Just, you know, be gentle turning her down. 351 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,370 It sucks to be right, Beck. 352 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,210 Peach is trying to sabotage your career. 353 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,500 And I have to know why. 354 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,510 Here are some of the most common passwords. 355 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:34,980 Password. 123456. Babygirl. 356 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,100 "Babygirl," really? 357 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,270 In any case, I doubt Peach is that stupid. 358 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,030 So, I'm outsourcing to someone who's known her longer. 359 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,256 Hey, Annika. How are you holding up? 360 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,990 Well, I lost all my sponsors 'cause they're all a bunch of pussies, 361 00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:49,450 a third of my Instagram followers, 362 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:52,580 and the only person who tweeted in my defense was a Kardashian, so... 363 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,426 I mean, honestly, where's the witch hunt for the guy 364 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:57,710 who saw a black-out-drunk girl and decided to whip out his camera? 365 00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,110 - Where's Beck? - At my place. 366 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,840 She's revising one of her pieces. She's been slammed. 367 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,300 Not too busy to party with Peach, though. 368 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:08,470 But, hey, that's Peach. Beck's her favorite puppy. 369 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:11,230 - "Puppy"? - She treats her like a pet, right? 370 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:15,310 Every day, it's like, "Beckalicious this," and "Beckalicious that." 371 00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:17,060 And you know Beck secretly loves it. 372 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,190 The two of them are so co-dependent. 373 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,440 I'm sorry. I know she's your girlfriend. I... 374 00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:27,700 No. You know, in Beck's defense, she really is writing. 375 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,320 I'm pushing her to make her deadlines. 376 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:32,030 Well, ain't you boyfriend of the year? 377 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,620 - I try. - Yeah. 378 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,910 Hey, did Peach ever have any real pets? 379 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,410 Lame segue. I need the password. 380 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,880 - Um... Dalloway. - Dalloway. 381 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,130 Yeah. A purebred bichon frise, obviously. 382 00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:47,720 Yeah, Peach was, like, devastated when she ran away. 383 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,880 I'm sorry, I just need to work through this out loud. 384 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:50,840 It's like... 385 00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:52,010 You know who gets away with 386 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,180 a self-deprecating joke that's a little risqué? 387 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:57,020 And by "risqué," she means racist. 388 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,100 The fat girl. 389 00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:01,730 Everybody laughs because she is harmless and drunk and funny, 390 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,310 but, like, in a fat way. 391 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,681 But you know who gets crucified for that same risqué joke? 392 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:07,280 Again, to be clear, racist. 393 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,240 The former fat girl who is actually just embracing her body. 394 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,860 I mean, girls won't let girls just... 395 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:13,700 be. 396 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,790 Thank God. This was a huge mistake. 397 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:19,870 Sorry, it's Beck. 398 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,170 Hey. What's up? 399 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,920 So, Peach is here. 400 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,760 As in, here in your apartment. 401 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,840 Something about a stolen laptop. 402 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:44,746 Why don't you save us the embarrassment and tell me where it is? 403 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,860 Is it in the kitchen? Is it under the sofa? 404 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:47,820 Some little hidey-hole 405 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,700 where you squirrel away all your stolen goods? 406 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:51,400 - Stolen goods? Okay, slow down. - Yeah. 407 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,836 I don't know what you're talking about. 408 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:53,860 Yes, you do. 409 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,256 Last night, you left halfway through. Where did you go, Joseph? 410 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,280 Probably to take a piss? 411 00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:59,580 Peach, believe it or not, I can afford my own computer. 412 00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:02,960 Beck. Help me out. 413 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,540 I don't know. 414 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:07,710 - What do you mean you don't know? - I don't know. 415 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,340 I mean, of course you didn't... 416 00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:12,970 I just... Please don't put me in the middle of this. 417 00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:20,180 Okay, Peach, if your laptop is stolen, I believe you. 418 00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:23,310 But the people at the party weren't exactly strapped for cash, so... 419 00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:24,390 I don't know, I mean, 420 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,020 is there, like, some other more personal reason 421 00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:28,520 someone would mess with you? 422 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:29,900 Oh, my God, Peach. 423 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,570 Weren't you just saying last week 424 00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:33,910 that you were feeling unsafe in your own home? 425 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,280 Whoa. I... 426 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,580 I mean, you run out in the open every morning. 427 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,710 You're very pretty. You're a Salinger. 428 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,790 What if someone's creeping on you? 429 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,670 It wouldn't be the first time. 430 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,670 It wouldn't? Hallelujah. 431 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,720 Let's just say that James Franco and I didn't end well. 432 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,050 We should call the police. 433 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,890 What are they gonna do? 434 00:24:57,970 --> 00:24:59,826 Interrogate every single one of Peach's friends? 435 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:01,496 Good luck convincing them it's not just misplaced. 436 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,770 I'm sorry, I have to ask. Have you tried Find My Computer yet? 437 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,086 It's just this little GPS... 438 00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:10,190 I don't need you to mansplain Find My Computer. 439 00:25:10,270 --> 00:25:12,240 - I know how to do it. - Okay. 440 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,570 Peach, isn't that your place? 441 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:21,660 She didn't think I'd be dumb enough to bring her laptop here, did she? 442 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,000 Classy apology. 443 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,420 Joe, stop it. 444 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:32,260 Stop what? That was some bullshit, Beck. 445 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,566 And you didn't exactly rush to my defense. 446 00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:38,180 What was I supposed to do? You two are always sniping at each other. 447 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,906 And breaking into each other's places, 448 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:40,810 but that's not the point. 449 00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:42,930 She has had it out for me from the first day we met. 450 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,230 No, she hasn't. 451 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,140 Are you blind? 452 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:48,440 Maybe you can't see it, but Peach is next-level vindictive. 453 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,996 You know what? If you hate my friends so much, 454 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:52,650 - why do you hang out with them? - Because you force me to! 455 00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:55,440 - If I didn't, I wouldn't see you. - I don't have time for this. 456 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:59,160 I was supposed to send my pages to Roger Stevens, like, an hour ago. 457 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,580 He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. 458 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,910 He doesn't care! 459 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,870 He's never gonna sign you. 460 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,976 Peach is setting you up to fail. I heard them talking at the party. 461 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,226 Roger thinks MFAs are a waste of time, and Peach said herself 462 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,800 she thinks that you are not ready. 463 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,680 I'm sorry. I know the truth hurts, but I have to set you free. 464 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,390 You are an asshole. 465 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:24,060 You know, if you don't believe in me, just say so. 466 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:26,560 Don't come up with some bullshit conspiracy theory. 467 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,640 No, Beck. Wait. No. I'm telling the truth. 468 00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,690 You're allowed to be jealous of Roger. 469 00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:33,860 I get it, you're a guy. Boo-hoo, he's young and successful. 470 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,046 - No, that's not... No, wait. No, no. - I don't care. 471 00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:39,280 The last thing I would've expected you to be was unsupportive. 472 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:45,120 Our first fight. 473 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,960 It was worse than I could've imagined. 474 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,080 And it's all thanks to Peach. 475 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,590 I want to punish her for coming between us. 476 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:55,050 But I can't. I'm not that guy. 477 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:57,470 I'm an understanding, supportive boyfriend. 478 00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,090 I'm barely clever enough to have gotten away with this. 479 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:03,640 The last piece of the Peach puzzle. Proof that she has it out for you. 480 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,390 Here we go. "Dalloway." 481 00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:08,520 God, even the dog is pretentious. 482 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,190 Thanks for nothing, Annika. 483 00:27:10,270 --> 00:27:12,030 "Beckalicious this," and "Beckalicious that." 484 00:27:12,810 --> 00:27:16,730 There's no way this works. But also, please work. 485 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,070 Okay. Officially skeeved. 486 00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:24,120 Not sure what I'm looking for, but I'll know it when I... 487 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,700 Oh. "GB." Guinevere Beck? 488 00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:29,290 What the hell? 489 00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,210 Is this blackmail? 490 00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:34,380 No, there's too much of it. Going too far back. 491 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:36,550 I know what it's like to be in love with you, Beck. 492 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:39,840 This is not what love looks like. This isn't how love behaves. 493 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,300 This is the work of a sick mind. 494 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,890 Let's call it what it is. Perversion. 495 00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:46,850 Now I understand why Peach is setting you up for failure. 496 00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:50,480 She's not threatened by you. She's obsessed with you. 497 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,980 You know I love you forever, right? 498 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:56,520 She wants to watch you, have you, control you 499 00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:58,650 like she controls every other piece of her life. 500 00:27:58,730 --> 00:28:00,190 She wants you all to herself. 501 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:02,240 Beck... 502 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,910 you've got a stalker. 503 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,620 Stop me if you've heard this one before. 504 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:15,630 A girl grows up in a strict, old-money family 505 00:28:15,710 --> 00:28:18,170 where any deviations from tradition are punished. 506 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,880 Two choices: be like them or be excommunicated. 507 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:23,220 No love, no money. 508 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,640 At some point, she makes a friend. That's you, Beck. 509 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,510 She develops a harmless crush. 510 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,890 And it's 2018, so who gives a shit if she's gay or bi or pan 511 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:34,440 or just a mortal in the presence of your dangerous and exceptional pheromones? 512 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,400 I'll tell you who. Her family. And she knows it. 513 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,570 So she takes her normal, healthy feelings and crushes them. 514 00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:44,070 Nurses them in a dark, secret place for years. 515 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,910 Until they mutate into an obsession. A sickness. 516 00:28:47,990 --> 00:28:53,330 And now, your best friend is a stalker and a sociopath and... Oh, God. A liar. 517 00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:55,080 Runner's high is a myth. 518 00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:57,500 Why the hell did I take up jogging again? 519 00:28:57,590 --> 00:28:58,920 I'm in hell, Beck. 520 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,840 Even if I could share the proof, you'd never believe me. 521 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,720 And now you're not even talking to me, which means you're in trouble. 522 00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:12,020 Look at you, like a little literary hooker. 523 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,270 Get in! 524 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:18,730 Hey. 525 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,860 I so appreciate you reading my stuff. 526 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:24,030 Thank you for being down to ride. 527 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:27,490 I've got this Met benefit lunch downtown this afternoon. 528 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:29,870 I figured you and I could just bang it out. 529 00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:33,120 Hey, office hours are better without the office. 530 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,500 Well said. 531 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:39,210 Hey, speaking of. These essays, these poems... 532 00:29:39,290 --> 00:29:42,170 Loved, loved, loved every page. 533 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:43,710 Oh, my God. Really? 534 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,510 Fathers are the worst. 535 00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:48,260 It's like their job is to mess us up. 536 00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:52,060 What if we all just had two moms, right? There'd be no wars. None. 537 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,560 I know, right? 538 00:29:54,230 --> 00:29:55,230 Okay. 539 00:29:57,270 --> 00:29:58,770 I'm gonna be real with you. 540 00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:04,400 I think some of your stuff is problematic. 541 00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:06,900 Wait. What do you mean? 542 00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:09,320 Addiction is a disease. 543 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:13,450 And you wanna put your dead dad on trial for being a victim? 544 00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:17,500 I think the one you're talking about, 545 00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:21,040 it's meant to be about forgiveness. 546 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,430 I'm sorry. That is my bad. 547 00:30:29,130 --> 00:30:30,340 I skimmed. 548 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,890 So, what's your thing? 549 00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:41,860 Is it, "Like daddy, like daughter"? 550 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:44,780 - Ow. Shit. - What the hell? What are you doing? 551 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,240 Will you relax? 552 00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:48,860 Here, take one of these. 553 00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:52,120 No, I don't take anything. 554 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,716 Jesus, no wonder I couldn't get through your stuff. 555 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:57,040 Peach was right. You have a lot to learn. 556 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,370 You think sobriety created Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart? 557 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,580 - You have a problem. - You're a judgy little bitch. 558 00:31:01,670 --> 00:31:02,710 Could you pull over? 559 00:31:02,790 --> 00:31:04,590 This book is crap. 560 00:31:05,420 --> 00:31:07,590 He waits 24 years to get justice? 561 00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:08,970 What kind of message is that? 562 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,486 A smart one. It's all about the long game. 563 00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:12,970 My mom needs help now. 564 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,560 Sometimes, putting yourself between two people 565 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,390 is a surefire way to make things worse. 566 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,241 I promise you, we're not gonna let anything happen to you or your mom. 567 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:22,690 It's too late. 568 00:31:30,950 --> 00:31:33,160 Beckish? I got your SOS. 569 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:35,910 Oh, sweetie, what's wrong? Come here. 570 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,080 You set me up. 571 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:40,580 Excuse me? 572 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:43,790 Your friend, Roger Stevens, was an asshole and a freak. 573 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,210 He doesn't want to sign me. He never wanted to sign me. 574 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,380 This whole thing was just designed to humiliate me. 575 00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:52,800 Okay, calm down and tell me what happened. 576 00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:54,760 He didn't even read my stuff. 577 00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:57,720 He was a rude, entitled douche who only wanted to get high and, 578 00:31:57,810 --> 00:32:01,520 I wish I was exaggerating, bang me in a limo. 579 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,060 - Okay. - And you sent me there! 580 00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:06,270 I had no idea that he was using again. 581 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,320 I mean, he's been clean since 9/11. 582 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,240 Beck, when it happened, he was in an airport. 583 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,360 I don't give a shit! 584 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:15,370 You threw me under the bus! 585 00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:17,700 "She's got a lot to learn"? 586 00:32:17,790 --> 00:32:19,080 Go to hell. 587 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,210 Joe was right. You live to cut down your friends. 588 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:25,750 Okay. I don't know what your boyfriend told you... 589 00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:28,800 Don't lie to me, Peach. I'm not stupid. I'm not Annika. 590 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,050 Oh, come on. Annika may not remember the night she went on that rant, but I do. 591 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:39,260 Junior year, Marcy House? I was there. We were both there. 592 00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:41,850 Are you accusing me of sabotaging Annika? 593 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:46,230 And me, and anyone else who edges into your spotlight. 594 00:32:46,310 --> 00:32:49,400 You would rather pick apart your friends than maybe admit 595 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,070 that you're not being your most amazing self right now. 596 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:57,240 It is exhausting being your friend! 597 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,700 I don't know what to say. 598 00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:03,710 I mean, it was a favor, Beck. 599 00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:05,920 And I don't need to love your self-absorbed poetry 600 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,170 in order to be kind to you. 601 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,300 Where are you going? 602 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,800 Beck. 603 00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:17,340 Beck? Come back. 604 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:28,690 ♪ No one knows what it's like ♪ 605 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,490 ♪ You and me ♪ 606 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:36,860 ♪ You and I ♪ 607 00:33:40,910 --> 00:33:42,120 Can I come in? 608 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,140 I owe you an apology. 609 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,770 You were right. 610 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,860 About Peach's douchebag agent. About Peach. 611 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:15,490 I told you so. I told you so. 612 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:16,950 I'm so sorry. 613 00:34:19,070 --> 00:34:21,660 How do you see things so clearly? 614 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,410 I mean, things I can't even see for myself? 615 00:34:25,950 --> 00:34:28,170 You must hate me. 616 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:29,880 Are you kidding? 617 00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:32,090 I loathe you. 618 00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:36,260 Get out of here, you trash goblin! 619 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,630 Whatever. This place is a dump. 620 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,640 Is it honesty o'clock? 621 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,640 Because I've been saving up some intense constructive criticism. 622 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:46,600 No, I can't handle it! Back to secrets and lies, please. 623 00:34:57,780 --> 00:34:59,860 - Ignore that. - You think? 624 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,500 I'm sorry. This is gonna keep happening. 625 00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,330 She needs to get the message now. 626 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,340 You need to stop calling me. 627 00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:15,920 Peach? 628 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,510 I just wanted to say you were right. 629 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,510 I'm a bitch. I'm sorry. 630 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,010 Peach, what's going on? 631 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:30,060 Nothing. I just took some pills. 632 00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,190 Which pills? 633 00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:34,060 All of them. 634 00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:37,230 Peach? 635 00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:44,490 Peach? Peach? 636 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,080 Peach? 637 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,160 Oh, no. 638 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,660 Joe, I need towels, 639 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:54,710 and there's a naloxone spray in the guest bathroom. 640 00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:56,830 - Which one is that? - It's downstairs! 641 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:17,690 That's good. Get it all out. 642 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,200 Thanks. 643 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,200 Where's the nasal spray? 644 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,716 - Shit, it must've come out in the hallway. - It's fine. I'll get it. 645 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,990 - You sure? - Yeah. 646 00:36:33,870 --> 00:36:35,170 No way. 647 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:38,000 Peach logged her own suicide? 648 00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:42,260 200 milligrams ibuprofen, 15 milligrams Wellbutrin. 649 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:45,680 There isn't enough in her system for a light buzz, let alone an OD. 650 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,640 I see you spying, Joseph. 651 00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:52,390 And you can't prove I wrote it all down. 652 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,810 Jesus, Beck. 653 00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:59,480 This whole thing is an act. 654 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:00,650 A trap. 655 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:02,570 Tell me you see it. 656 00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:03,700 I'll call the hospital. 657 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:04,780 No. 658 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,950 They'll put a 72-hour hold on me. I'll be committed. 659 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:10,740 Exactly. 660 00:37:17,630 --> 00:37:19,840 Beck, if this is real, she needs to go to a hospital. 661 00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:22,050 "If this is real"? 662 00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,840 Did you even try to find the naloxone? 663 00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:30,260 Joseph. 664 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:39,520 Joe, you wait outside. 665 00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:41,270 Yeah. 666 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,870 Thank you for saving me. 667 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,290 Joe does have a point. 668 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,040 You should get a checkup. 669 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,170 What if instead you just stayed the night? 670 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,170 Just in case anything happens. 671 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,680 Whatever you need. 672 00:38:22,650 --> 00:38:24,650 Beck, what I said about her faking it... 673 00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:27,150 Ugh, please, Joe. Stop. 674 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,280 She could've died. 675 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,070 We're not that lucky. 676 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,370 You two had one fight. 677 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,490 She tries to off herself, like that? It doesn't add up. 678 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:39,420 This isn't the first time Peach has tried to kill herself. 679 00:38:40,670 --> 00:38:41,840 You're kidding. 680 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,550 I've talked her off of a ledge more times than I can count. 681 00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:50,800 So when she needs me, she really needs me. 682 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,150 I understand. 683 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,020 I understand that I'm too late. 684 00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:05,690 There's too much history. 685 00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,950 I understand without a shadow of a doubt... 686 00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:18,960 Peach wins. 687 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,100 How is a normal guy supposed to compete with a rich, unstable stalker 688 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:36,010 who'd rather fake her own suicide than be apart from you? 689 00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:40,100 Your whole life is braided with Peach's. 690 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,850 Inseparable, now and forever, 691 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,860 until she drags you into her own personal Grey Gardens. 692 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,740 Right now, she's probably sinking her claws deeper. 693 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,970 You think wrecking this place is gonna solve our problems? 694 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,260 Are you high again? 695 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,150 Another person I failed to help. 696 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,620 I thought I could better myself for you. I couldn't. 697 00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:47,130 I tried to be the perfect boyfriend, the perfect friend to your friends, 698 00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:50,550 and it wasn't enough. So, to hell with it. 699 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,550 It's freeing in a way, to know so definitively where I stand. 700 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,010 Where you stand. 701 00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,470 To know for certain what I have to do to protect you. 702 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,850 And just like that, everything clicks into place. 703 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:08,270 My feet. Runner's high. 704 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,730 It is pretty great. 705 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,490 And I remember this is why I took up jogging. 706 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,700 ♪ You must run and hide ♪ 707 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:25,670 ♪ For the hunter, he seeks ♪ 708 00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:29,000 ♪ With his devilish pride ♪ 709 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,010 Oh. She's dead. 710 00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:37,220 Of course she's dead. She fell. 711 00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:40,560 That's right, she fell. 712 00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:44,940 An accident. Happens all the time. 713 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,940 She was running and she fell. Into a rock. 714 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:49,860 Over and over again. Okay, let's be real, she was attacked. 715 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,006 Someone attacked her. But maybe they had a good reason, right? 716 00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:53,530 You ever think of that, Detective? 717 00:41:53,610 --> 00:41:54,650 Shit! Detectives are real 718 00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,676 and DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock. 719 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,740 God, the sound. I would never hurt a woman. 720 00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:02,330 But she was a dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy. 721 00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:05,040 She forced my hand. That's on her and her family 722 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,420 for screwing her up. I had to, Beck. I had to. 723 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,740 I knew you'd never forgive me, but she gave me no choice. 724 00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:12,380 I'm not a bad person. She was going to ruin you. 725 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:14,590 But you're safe now. Thanks to me. 726 00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:16,760 I just want you to live your best life. 727 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,986 It's brave, what I do for you. 728 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:20,350 It's not easy. It's hard. Sometimes it makes me sick. 729 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:21,470 I'm brave. 730 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:24,196 How many guys will do anything for the person they love? 731 00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:26,270 Honestly, Beck. You're lucky to have me. 732 00:42:35,070 --> 00:42:37,360 It's over. What's done is done, 733 00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:39,950 and now there's nothing standing between me and... 734 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:41,200 Paco. 735 00:42:42,870 --> 00:42:43,950 Paco, what did you do? 736 00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:47,080 I couldn't take another night. 737 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,580 I didn't know how many sleeping pills would knock him out. 738 00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:53,300 Beck, you asked me to help Paco, but turns out you're gonna save him. 739 00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:55,800 Because it's thanks to you that I know exactly what to do. 740 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,130 We need towels. Does your mom have any naloxone? 741 00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:01,140 It would be in the bathroom cabinet. A nasal spray. Fast. 742 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:03,580 - Do I call 911? - Not if you want to see your mother again. 743 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:32,170 You freak. You little freak. 744 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:09,080 The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble. 745 00:44:09,950 --> 00:44:12,120 That beating was karmic. I know it. 746 00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:15,460 I did a bad thing today. 747 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,800 But for a good reason. 748 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,090 And if there's any justice in the world... 749 00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:25,260 you are the reward for all my suffering. 750 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,100 Hey, you. 751 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,160 Oh, Joe, thank God. 752 00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:35,400 Peach was attacked in Central Park in broad daylight. 753 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,270 I'm headed to the ER now. 754 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:40,190 She's alive? 755 00:45:41,870 --> 00:45:42,970 .srt Extracted, Synced and Corrected by Dan4Jem, AD.XII.MMXVIII