1 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,157 Once more, the eldritch terrors are gathering, 2 00:01:56,241 --> 00:02:00,453 attracted to an unprecedented amount of chaos in our cosmos. 3 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:04,791 Trivial as they are, the witches, mortals, and infernals 4 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:09,420 must be allowed an opportunity to restore order themselves. 5 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:16,094 If they fail, however, I will, if necessary, negate Sabrina. 6 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,604 So, to be clear, you want the cafeteria 7 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,316 to serve waffle fries instead of tater tots? 8 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,319 Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't it be both? 9 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,905 Could not have said it better myself. 10 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,241 And as your newly elected co-presidents, 11 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:43,788 Roz and I promise to try and get you those, uh, potato options you want, James. 12 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,500 Next up… 13 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,461 Milo. 14 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,755 Is Milo Moloch here? 15 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,592 - Yeah, I'm here. - Hi, Milo. How can we help you? 16 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,511 Yeah, so I'm here representing the Astronomy Club. 17 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,471 Uh, and basically, we need money. 18 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,601 This telescope we had broke last semester, 19 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,644 and despite numerous requests, 20 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,606 we haven't gotten any funds to repair or replace it. 21 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:15,195 First of all, we'll see what we can do about increasing your budget. 22 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,198 Yeah. If you give that telescope to me, my cousin might be able to fix it. 23 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,116 He's, uh, sort of a savant. 24 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,035 Thank you. 25 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,540 Okay, cool. 26 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,126 So, who's next? 27 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:32,921 I think it's my turn. 28 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,725 I implore you again. 29 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:50,647 Tell me what the next eldritch terror will be so that we may prepare for it. 30 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,482 Oh, you'll find out soon enough… 31 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,277 when it's devouring your putrid soul. 32 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,159 Has he told us anything of use yet? 33 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,037 - Not a syllable. - Ah. 34 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,039 You don't have to tell us your secrets, Father. 35 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,041 We can pry them from your brain ourselves. 36 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,169 What, with your feeble psychic abilities, Daughter? 37 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,673 You could try. 38 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,317 A locked safe. That's all. 39 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,569 Not to worry though. 40 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,656 There are other ways of opening you up. 41 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,346 Lilith, can I come in, darling? 42 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,871 Go away. Leave us be. 43 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:54,002 Well, close the door before something comes in after you. 44 00:04:58,631 --> 00:04:59,631 Um… 45 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:01,926 Lil... 46 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,388 Lilith, uh… 47 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,185 We adore having you here. We… we do. 48 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,895 - Um… - Yes? 49 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,064 It's just, um, you haven't left this room in days. 50 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,066 I must protect Adam at all costs. 51 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,568 Yeah, of course. 52 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,030 So, um, do you have a plan? 53 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:26,993 Yes. I shall remain in this room, biding my time until Adam's 16th birthday, 54 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,912 when he comes of age, becomes a man, 55 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,874 and challenges and defeats his father to claim the throne. 56 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:33,957 Making me… 57 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:35,959 Queen Mother. 58 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:44,469 Uh, so you… So, your plan is to stay in this room for 16 years? 59 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,221 I've waited a millennia to claim the Throne of Hell. 60 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,516 I can wait a little bit longer. 61 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,398 Care to explain yourself, Nick? 62 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,202 Maybe start by telling me why you're dressed like a Baxter High jock? 63 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,694 I just transferred here. 64 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,529 What? Why? 65 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:07,533 Maybe because you've been avoiding me ever since I told you how I felt. 66 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,161 Oh, right, when you all of a sudden declared 67 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,871 that we were end-game. 68 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,956 Look, I can understand why you'd be dubious 69 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,127 after everything I put you through, but… you're it for me. 70 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,586 You hurt me, Nick. 71 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,590 You really, really hurt me, 72 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:24,424 and I'm not over it. 73 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,343 I understand. 74 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,765 Look, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately 75 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,475 about our relationship, 76 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,519 and I realized something. 77 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,608 One of the reasons we weren't able to fully commit was... 78 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,777 I was fully committed. 79 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,446 One of the reasons I wasn't able to commit 80 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,658 was because I never spent any time in your world. 81 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,451 And you were a sex addict. 82 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,666 You split your time between Baxter High and the Academy, 83 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,962 and I think it's only fair that I do the same. 84 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,882 I know I wanna be a part of your world. 85 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,719 Oh, calm down, Ariel. That is not how public school works. 86 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,223 You need a file, previous report cards. 87 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:16,519 I sat down with Mrs. Meeks this morning, and one simple spell of persuasion later, 88 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,939 and you're looking at an official Baxter High junior, 89 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,066 not to mention a member of the LGBTQ Alliance 90 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,734 and captain of the wrestling team. 91 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,112 - Hey, brother. - What's up? 92 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,239 - See you on the mat? - Yeah, you know it, Billy. 93 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,535 Good guy, Billy. 94 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,289 You know what, Nick? 95 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,792 Who am I to tell you where you can and can't go to school? 96 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:40,877 But just know this. 97 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,671 Just 'cause you're ready to get back together, 98 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:44,922 doesn't mean that I am. 99 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,341 I need time. 100 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:49,509 I'll wait. 101 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,514 However long it takes. 102 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,771 Was that an earthquake? 103 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,899 In Greendale? 104 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,077 - Oh... - What the heaven? 105 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,719 If there's one thing that was made very clear 106 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:36,516 during our royal tour of the Nine Circles, it's that Hell is not working. 107 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,936 Not working in what way? 108 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,314 For starters, too many souls suffering for no reason. 109 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,817 Overcrowding could easily be solved by say… 110 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,362 ...annexing the mortal realm into a new Tenth Circle. 111 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,989 Babe, again, it's not happening. 112 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,116 Course Greendale would be exempt, my lady. 113 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,204 New rule. One soul in, one soul out. 114 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,415 For every new sinner, we release one of the souls burning down here 115 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,628 for lame stuff like eating shellfish or wearing polyester. 116 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,505 We gotta let them go. 117 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,174 By the by, where is Lilith? 118 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,552 - Um, uh… - Sacred vessel of my unholy seed? 119 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,112 Where did you say she'd gone, Lord of Flies? 120 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,889 Um, uh, uh… 121 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,729 Billy? Lizzie? 122 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,983 Wh-where… where are we? 123 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,361 Shall we skin them alive and sup on their flesh, my queen? 124 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,322 Sabrina? What is going on? 125 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,576 Nothing, Lizzie. I promise. 126 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,619 I am just gonna go ahead and wipe your memory 127 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,497 of the last 60 seconds and send you back home. 128 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,581 Okay? 129 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:48,671 ♪ My love for you is always gonna be ♪ 130 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,674 ♪ Deep as the sea High as the tallest tree ♪ 131 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:56,345 ♪ So won't you come Climb a rainbow with me? ♪ 132 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:04,186 ♪ Until eternity ♪ 133 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,356 ♪ My love for you is always gonna be Deep… ♪ 134 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,735 Oh, there you are. Where'd you go? 135 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,113 Doesn't matter. Don't answer it. There we are. 136 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,950 Drink your milkshakes before they melt. 137 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,122 ♪ Yeah, climb a rainbow with me ♪ 138 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,376 Broken objective lens and shattered eyepiece. 139 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,882 I could, perhaps, fix the telescope… 140 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,469 just as soon as we've halted the eldritch terrors 141 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,721 and not died unspeakable deaths. 142 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:45,186 I'm sorry, Cousin, but I feel as if we are living under the Sword of Damocles. 143 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,355 Truthfully, I admire your ability 144 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,482 to compartmentalize your life expertly, but I'm... 145 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,775 Not so expertly. 146 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,861 Nick transferred to Baxter High. 147 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:54,944 Hmm. 148 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,949 Gives Don Juan a run for his money, young Nicholas does. 149 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,286 Yeah, then there's that earthquake earlier today. 150 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,623 - What earthquake? - Didn't you feel it? 151 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,340 There was a creature right there. 152 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,089 No, you didn't see a creature, Theo. You saw a hobgoblin. 153 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,799 You… 154 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,052 You saw one of my friends. 155 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,389 You can come out now. 156 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,810 Uh… 157 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,147 Theo... Theo, this is Moth. 158 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,522 Um… 159 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,859 Hi. 160 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,152 You said he'd be asleep. 161 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,528 He usually is. 162 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,573 - Robin, what the hell is going on? - Theo, I can explain. 163 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,914 - What the hell, Moth? - Relax, Puck. 164 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,626 You taught me that trick, remember? Now come on. 165 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,531 Ambrose, was that you? 166 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:13,667 There was a rumbling and an eruption as that burst through the ground. 167 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,086 Cousin, why does that figure look so familiar? 168 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,798 Because you've seen it before in Hell. 169 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,259 Ambrose, between the stalagmites I told you about and now this, 170 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,720 could this be another eldritch terror attacking? 171 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,681 No, it doesn't… it doesn't feel like that. 172 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,351 This feels almost… 173 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,020 geological, 174 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,022 tectonic, perhaps elemental. 175 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:40,319 Or could this be the infernal invasion that Hell has so often threatened us with? 176 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,614 No. Sabrina would have told me. 177 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,578 What can this mean? 178 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,331 Perhaps it's a declaration of war. 179 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,500 The witches have turned to Hecate. 180 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,710 It's a sign, Beelzebub. 181 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,214 But maybe I should go to the mortal realm and check in on everyone. 182 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,297 No. 183 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,008 I have a better idea. 184 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,647 Prudence? What's going on? 185 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,358 Weird Sister, you are needed for a special mission 186 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,943 related to the eldritch terrors. 187 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,946 Right now? But I have to go to school. 188 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,323 No, you're not going to school today. 189 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,742 You are going to Hell on Earth. 190 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,707 Ew! 191 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,668 Oh! 192 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,048 What is that smell? 193 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,887 Uh, I believe it's coming from that. 194 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,434 My father's corpse. 195 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,188 Oh my God. 196 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,358 Wait. 197 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,862 Are those… 198 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,738 Judith. 199 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,490 Judas? 200 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,797 Spellman Sisters' Mortuary? 201 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,550 Brina, uh… 202 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,302 there was an earthquake, 203 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,096 and then goat demon rock came out of the ground. 204 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:35,017 - What the hell should I do? - Nothing. Just don't touch it. 205 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,936 Um, Ambrose and I are on our way. 206 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,998 - It happened at Harvey's house too. - We need to get on this. 207 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,776 These may only be precursors to a much larger eruption. 208 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,737 Oh no. 209 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,661 Oh, for the love of LaVey! 210 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,955 It's getting worse by the second. 211 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,589 Chérie, it is Marie. 212 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,233 Come to the observatory at once. There is something you must see. 213 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,258 What is it? 214 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,888 It's Mambo Marie. We have to get to the Academy now. 215 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,143 What does it mean? 216 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:25,442 It means the infernal realm is pushing into the mortal realm or vice versa. 217 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,571 Of course this makes perfect sense now. The earthquakes, the tremors… 218 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,115 I know what you're gonna say. 219 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,284 That somehow I'm responsible for what's happening. 220 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,536 No, not just you. 221 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,705 You and your infernal twin are responsible. 222 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,956 I told you this would happen. 223 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,625 Two Sabrinas should not, could not exist simultaneously. 224 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,962 On top of which you met. Despite my previous warnings, you met. 225 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,298 And now the Earth and Hell are falling into each other. 226 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,299 But why? 227 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,261 Probably to crush one or both of you and obliterate this anomaly. 228 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,887 And no. Before you ask, 229 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,016 no, we cannot keep this from the aunties and deal with this ourselves. 230 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,934 - There are two realms at stake... - Ambrose. 231 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,144 Mm-hmm? 232 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,227 I understand… 233 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,855 and you're right, 234 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,067 but I wanna be the one to tell the aunties. 235 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,151 It's my secret. 236 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,988 I've been the one keeping it. I should be the one to tell them. 237 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,701 So, you're saying you're going to own up to everything you've done? 238 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:20,247 - Mm-hmm. - Actually take responsibility for it? 239 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,669 And who knows? Maybe Aunt Zee will be less mad if the news comes from me. 240 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,425 Aunt Zelda? There's something I need to tell you, 241 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,136 but we should probably call Aunt Hilda first. 242 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,600 So, it's true? 243 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,312 Morningstars, would you please clear the room? 244 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,939 Hilda and I would like a word alone with our niece. 245 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,023 Of course. 246 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,402 I'd love to learn more about my former home. 247 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,780 I'm told it's a temple for Hecate now. 248 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,200 Certainly feel the softer, more feminine energies. 249 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,120 Good luck. 250 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,713 Ironically, I was literally coming to tell you the truth. 251 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,217 I've already heard the truth from Lucifer, who unbelievably lies less than you do. 252 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,845 The fact that there are two of us has saved the coven on multiple occasions. 253 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,265 How many times have I been talking to her but thinking that I was talking to you? 254 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,071 And don't tell me that it hasn't happened. 255 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,622 Escape to Witch Mountain isn't the only Disney movie I've seen. 256 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,898 I'm extremely familiar with The Parent Trap as well. 257 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,441 Oh, loved that growing up. 258 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,027 Just once, when we were having a dance party. 259 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,279 Who else knew? 260 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,573 Besides the entirety of Hell? Who else in this realm? 261 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,117 Aunt Zee, please. 262 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,576 I don't wanna lie to you. 263 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,912 Oh, I think it's a bit late for that, my love. Isn't it? 264 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,165 But I also don't wanna get anyone else in trouble. 265 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,375 Ambrose. 266 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,086 Ambrose Spellman, you come here right this instant. 267 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,549 You knew? You knew the entire time, and you didn't say a word? 268 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,883 Aunties, please. 269 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,803 The only reason Ambrose kept it a secret was because I made him. 270 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:01,849 Oh, you made him. A 16-year-old girl forced a 134-year-old man to lie. 271 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,393 Is that what happened, Ambrose? Did Sabrina bully you? 272 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,476 Uh… 273 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,858 I had the most bizarre dream last night. 274 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,736 You were in it, and then some weirdo girl, like, climbed out from under the bed. 275 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,532 That wasn't a dream, Theo. 276 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,869 One of my old friends from before I was with the pagans 277 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,495 came and visited last night. 278 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,998 Is this one of your hobgoblin friends? 279 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,541 Um… 280 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,753 What did she want? 281 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,301 Hobgoblins, fay folk, fairy folk, 282 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,512 we feel things that others can't. 283 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,308 And according to Moth, there's some really bad stuff coming. 284 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,269 Probably connected to the eldritch terrors. 285 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,315 Anyway, the hobgoblins are leaving the mortal realm 286 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,983 for the fay realm for good… 287 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,801 and they want me to come with them. 288 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,780 Wait. Wait. Does… 289 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,325 Does that mean you're leaving? 290 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,408 Maybe. 291 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,871 And maybe you should come with me. 292 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,542 Thar she blows. 293 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:14,922 Hecate, the Triple Goddess, I've never quite understood her appeal. 294 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,882 Three women at the same time? 295 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,385 There is something intriguing about that, Lord Lucifer. 296 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,846 Can it with the casual misogyny. 297 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,848 Show some respect. 298 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:25,932 Mm. 299 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,060 Sabrina, there you are. 300 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,314 - Lucifer. - Nicholas. 301 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,649 What a nice surprise. 302 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,651 Screw you. Hey. 303 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,987 Nick, why are you dressed like a Baxter High jock? 304 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,697 'Cause I was there looking for you. 305 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,826 Why are you wearing a red headband and hanging out with these tools? 306 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,537 What did you call us? 307 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,308 Nick, before you say anything else... 308 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,710 No, before you say anything else, I need you to hear me, okay? 309 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,880 I'm crazy about you, Spellman. 310 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,300 But if you tell me that it's over, 311 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,805 if you tell me that there's no hope for us getting back together, 312 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,641 then I… I will… I will leave you alone. 313 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,562 But if there's even a chance, even a one percent chance 314 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,357 that you might one day forgive me and wanna be with me, 315 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,443 then I'll wait. 316 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,738 So just tell me, Spellman. 317 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,283 Is it over? 318 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,035 Or is there even a tiny chance… 319 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,497 that I can undo the biggest mistake of my life? 320 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,629 Nick, I'm not who you think I am. 321 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:42,217 I'm the other Sabrina you're gonna find out about pretty soon. 322 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,682 But I think there's definitely a one percent chance she'll take you back. 323 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,516 Now, if you'll excuse me, 324 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,477 I think Aunt Zee's probably done berating Sabrina by now. 325 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:13,165 Well, Judith and Judas are quite comfortable in a sealed bedroom. 326 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,794 Now you're going to tell us everything you know about the eldritch terrors. 327 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,339 And in return, we shall reacquaint your head 328 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,174 with your rotting meat sack. 329 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,633 I have no use for my body, 330 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,803 and you won't need yours either once the remaining terrors arrive. 331 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,348 They'll feast on your flesh. 332 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,392 Somehow we thought you'd say that. 333 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,693 And now you forget, girls, I bear the Mark of Cain. 334 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,320 I cannot be killed. 335 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,403 Quite right. 336 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,323 You cannot be killed, 337 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,825 but you can still feel pain, can you not? 338 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:53,080 Like when people say they can still feel missing phantom limbs. 339 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,414 Hmm. 340 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,502 No. 341 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,758 Excellent. Excellent. 342 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,470 We'll have some fun with this now, won't we, Father? 343 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,390 And you'll tell us all about your good friends… 344 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,143 the eldritch terrors. 345 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,694 - Oh, I should probably go to school. - Mm-hmm. 346 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,778 Yeah. 347 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,872 All right then. 348 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,876 Now that we've all calmed down… 349 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,086 We know the problem. 350 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,046 The existence of two Sabrinas has caused a… 351 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,297 A paradox. 352 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:48,385 …catastrophic anomaly forcing our realms to crash into each other. 353 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,263 - But why? - Don't you see? 354 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,473 Chaos begets chaos. 355 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,434 A chain reaction has begun that won't stop 356 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,727 until the realms are wholly crushing each other. 357 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,606 What if we killed a Sabrina? 358 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,776 If one of us did die, 359 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:06,736 would that fix things? 360 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,696 Not necessarily. 361 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,158 The mortal and infernal realms are attracting each other. 362 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,494 It wouldn't be enough to just stop them. You'd… 363 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,247 We need to push them away from each other. 364 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,374 I've got a crazy idea. 365 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,086 Even crazier than two Sabrinas. 366 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,047 Mr. Scratch, how long have you been lurking there? 367 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,592 Long enough to tell you that no one's killing any Sabrina. 368 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,385 What's your crazy idea, warlock? 369 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,637 I'll talk in small words so you can understand me. 370 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,867 Do you know what happens when two magnets are close to each other? 371 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,602 Depending on the polarity, they'll attract or repel each other. 372 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:41,104 Exactly. The mortal realm has a magnetic field. 373 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,731 So does the infernal one. 374 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:44,858 Opposites attract. 375 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,070 But if we could reverse the realms' polarities, 376 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,364 maybe they'd repel each other. 377 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,448 Hmm. 378 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,410 But how do we do that? 379 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,494 That's easy. 380 00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,956 We Parent Trap the realms. 381 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:08,507 Order of Hecate, you stand at the epicenter of Hell. 382 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:12,677 Morningstars, you stand at the epicenter of the mortal realm. 383 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,096 Now summon your opposing energies. 384 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:21,269 We call upon you, Maiden, Mother, and Crone, 385 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,982 imbue your dark power into this infernal throne. 386 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:30,695 We call upon Hell and its most unholy hordes. 387 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:35,492 I gift this realm my power, the darkest of the dark lords. 388 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,678 The realms' energies are aligning. 389 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:59,057 It is working, but the realms are so enmeshed. 390 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,017 It is like… 391 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,101 Conjoined twins. 392 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:06,231 We may succeed in separating them, but we could destroy both in the process. 393 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,525 Stop. Stop the invocation. 394 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,610 Stop the invocation immediately! 395 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,447 We must regroup and think of something else. 396 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,369 I've been thinking, Robin. 397 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,621 Um… 398 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,541 I can't go to the fay realm with you. 399 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:29,254 I can't leave my dad, and my friends, and school. 400 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,881 Theo, you won't be safe here. 401 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,304 I've never run away from a fight in my life. 402 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,723 Okay. 403 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,668 Then I'm not going either. 404 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:13,214 ♪ So baby, baby, baby Can you hear the drumroll? ♪ 405 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:19,012 ♪ 'Cause happy is the hollow Of a mortal soul ♪ 406 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,983 What? Is… is it raining? 407 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,819 Sounds like it's pouring cats and dogs. 408 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,821 That's not rain, Hilda. That's hail. 409 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,407 Perfect. Now it's hailing. 410 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,201 It's not hail, Directrix Spellman. 411 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:42,952 Behold. 412 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,457 - Those are pearls. - Hmm? 413 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:48,874 It's raining pearls. 414 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:51,753 How can that be? 415 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:52,962 The Pearly Gates. 416 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,924 Merciful Merlin! 417 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:59,344 Heaven, the celestial realm, is being dragged into this mess 418 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,637 and falling on top of us. 419 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,180 Which means that the False God 420 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,558 will be sticking his nose into our affairs sooner rather than later. 421 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,519 I despise when he does that. 422 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:11,481 And yet all you do is give him cause, bringer of light. 423 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,199 And, uh, who… who might you be, friend? 424 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,284 An eldritch terror perhaps? 425 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,368 No. 426 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:25,912 They are an angel 427 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,498 of the highest celestial order… 428 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,751 as close to the False God as I once was. 429 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:34,921 I am Metatron, born Enoch. 430 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,798 I represent order. 431 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:40,135 There is an unprecedented amount of chaos in this cosmos. 432 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,638 Left to your own devices, there would only be more. 433 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,516 So I come to you with a solution, 434 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,185 a method to restore order. 435 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,065 For the cosmos to survive, 436 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,818 one Sabrina must die. 437 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,864 Which Sabrina? 438 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,198 Either. 439 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:05,034 They both contain the same number of molecules. 440 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,369 Choose one. 441 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,293 That's ridiculous. We couldn't possibly choose. 442 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,457 - We can't choose one, obviously. - No, that doesn't… 443 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,500 Silence! 444 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,585 Sorry. 445 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:17,839 There is yet one other solution. 446 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,259 The two Sabrinas can merge into one 447 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,804 so that only one single entity remains. 448 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:28,682 Merge? 449 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,102 What do they mean, "merge"? 450 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,979 Two cells fusing. 451 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,689 Surely… surely, there are risks to this? 452 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,816 The risks are inconsequential. 453 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,860 They have two distinct souls. 454 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:39,986 If you combine them, 455 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:42,697 won't one absorb the other like twins in the womb? 456 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,575 And what if only one's memory survives? 457 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,659 Or neither's does? 458 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,036 Are those our only options? 459 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,623 Death or a merge? 460 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,208 Correct. 461 00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:57,670 Maybe… 462 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,465 Maybe merging is not so bad. 463 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,176 Who would we even be? Would we be either of us? 464 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,579 Maybe it'll be like how it was before there were two of us. 465 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,347 And the realms will be preserved. 466 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,474 And no one would die because of us. 467 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,269 You know, in some way, it'll be like we're together forever. 468 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,022 And what happens now? 469 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,608 Okay. 470 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,235 I think we go in there, 471 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,821 and we tell Metatron that we'll agree to the merge. 472 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:26,199 But first, we need some time… to wrap things up. 473 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,952 I've been spending all these months in Hell. 474 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:34,999 If you don't mind, I'd love to spend some time with your... or our friends. 475 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,127 Yeah, totally. Will you tell them what's happening? 476 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,463 I don't think so. 477 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,508 I want a day that's just fun, 478 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,344 that's not tragic. 479 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,681 I don't even know what I'd do with my last day. 480 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,893 I have an idea, but first, I've gotta tell you 481 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,981 about this fascinating conversation I had earlier with Nick. 482 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,321 We have an announcement to make. 483 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,783 This mess is our fault. 484 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,911 We won't be responsible for countless deaths 485 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,395 of witches, mortals, and infernals. 486 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,457 - So we're going to do it. - We're gonna merge. 487 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,877 S-Sabrinas, 488 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:20,753 are you sure? 489 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,088 I am, Auntie. 490 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:24,257 We're taking responsibility for our actions. 491 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,509 No, I don't support this. 492 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,928 No, there's… there's… there's another way. 493 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,140 There's… there's always another way, right? 494 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,519 Ambrose, will you fix that telescope and give it to Roz? 495 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:40,648 That telescope will be the alpha and omega of my legacy at Baxter High. 496 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,734 Yeah, of… of course, Cousin. 497 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,864 Another final request, Metatron. 498 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:52,410 We want one last day as ourselves 499 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,913 to enjoy it as we see fit. 500 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,043 You have six hours. 501 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:16,642 You may enter. 502 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,605 What is it now, Hilda? 503 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,690 Oh, well, I just, um… 504 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,819 I, um… I finally got a chance to come down and tell you. 505 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:28,570 Um… 506 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,657 - He's here. - Who's here? 507 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,867 - Who? - Lucifer. 508 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,621 He's at the Academy. I just thought you would wanna know. 509 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,000 Right. Um… 510 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:45,630 So, shall we pack up a few things, and we'll get you out of here before... 511 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,382 - No. - No? 512 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,302 I can't keep running, Hilda. 513 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,806 I must face him, talk to him. 514 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:57,432 Here. 515 00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,394 Take Adam. 516 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,353 Hide him. 517 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,313 - Okay. - Keep him safe. 518 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,275 And send His Lordship in, will you? 519 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,821 - Are you really sure? - Yes. 520 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:26,879 So this is where you've been keeping yourself, Lilith. 521 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,464 A temple of Hecate. 522 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:32,885 Oh, she was the goddess of witches, and I was the first witch. 523 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,972 And our newly born son? Where is he? 524 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:37,974 Spirited away where you'll never find him. 525 00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:39,057 Lilith, 526 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,144 this is not a fairy tale. 527 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,355 When I leave this realm, I will be taking my son. 528 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,484 Caliban sent two kings to kill me. 529 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,570 Didn't you, Caliban? 530 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,613 The wench lies. 531 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,073 I couldn't care less… 532 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,117 about you. 533 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,620 I promised you death should you betray me. 534 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,082 I should kill you now. But I won't make you a martyr to our son. 535 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,460 A son needs his mother. 536 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,046 How absurd you are! 537 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,132 As Romulus and Remus suckled on the teat of a wolf, 538 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,969 so our son shall suckle on the teat of a hellhound. 539 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:16,971 Toughen him up and all that. 540 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,474 And he'll have his father to teach him how to be king. 541 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,641 Retrieve him. 542 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,144 Make sure he's ready for his trip to Pandemonium. 543 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,564 You have six last hours to spend with Adam. 544 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:28,816 Enjoy them. 545 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,371 Guys, crazy idea. 546 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:46,584 What if we play hooky today? 547 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:50,129 - Don't you play hooky basically every day? - That is fair. 548 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,173 But not with you guys. 549 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,802 And today's kind of important. 550 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,137 What'd you have in mind? 551 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,973 Something I've never done with you guys before. 552 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:04,685 So, Spellman, why did you want me to meet you here? 553 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,232 Nick. 554 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,821 Knowing that I might not be myself for much longer, 555 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,343 there's a few things I need to say to you before it's too late. 556 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,579 Even after everything that's happened between us… 557 00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:26,748 I miss you… 558 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,085 so much. 559 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:33,297 And I heard what you said to me. Well, to me and the other me. You… 560 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,174 You know what I mean. 561 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,927 And when I search my heart… 562 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,473 that one percent chance you were talking about? 563 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:46,810 It's now. 564 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,405 ♪ Turn around ♪ 565 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,408 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit lonely ♪ 566 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,702 ♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪ 567 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:04,662 ♪ Turn around ♪ 568 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,124 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit tired ♪ 569 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,168 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 570 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,253 ♪ Turn around ♪ 571 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:15,339 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit nervous ♪ 572 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,633 ♪ That the best Of all the years have gone by ♪ 573 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,427 ♪ Turn around ♪ 574 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,847 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit terrified ♪ 575 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:25,141 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 576 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:28,728 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 577 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:34,192 - ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ - ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 578 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,403 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 579 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:40,781 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 580 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:44,493 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 581 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,914 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 582 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,542 ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ 583 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,421 ♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪ 584 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,715 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪ 585 00:36:58,090 --> 00:37:01,594 ♪ Together we can take it To the end of the line ♪ 586 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:05,765 ♪ Your love is like A shadow on me all of the time ♪ 587 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,433 ♪ All of the time ♪ 588 00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:11,062 ♪ I don't know what to do And I'm always in the dark ♪ 589 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:15,274 ♪ We're living in a powder keg And giving off sparks ♪ 590 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,443 ♪ I really need you tonight ♪ 591 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:21,572 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 592 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,283 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 593 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,745 ♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love ♪ 594 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,748 ♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪ 595 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,877 ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪ 596 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:38,798 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 597 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:46,806 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 598 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,770 Don't worry, little Adam. 599 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,398 Oh. 600 00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:56,731 It'll be all right. 601 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:00,945 He'll never have you. 602 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:04,155 Never. 603 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,493 No matter what it takes. 604 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,134 What the hell? 605 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,594 - You're ruining his life. - Whose? 606 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:26,762 Robin's. 607 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,974 He's one of us. He belongs with us. 608 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,643 He's as fast as lightning and can run on freaking rainbows. 609 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:36,355 He'll live for thousands of years, but not if he stays with you. 610 00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:39,734 Every day spent in this doomed realm, 611 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,278 cut off from the faykind, he gets a little weaker. 612 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,780 Eventually, he won't be a hobgoblin at all. 613 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,409 Everything that makes him special will be gone. 614 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,203 Let him go, mortal… 615 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,330 for his sake. 616 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,422 And voilà! 617 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,383 Good as new, that. 618 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,018 Oh no. 619 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,691 No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. 620 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,323 We're supposed to rule Hell together. 621 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,409 What will happen to us now? 622 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,496 If I don't come back the same, 623 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:36,457 I guess you'll have to torture all those souls without me. 624 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,085 That was a joke. 625 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:44,340 Thank you for loving me. 626 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:45,549 Once was not enough. 627 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,387 Come back to me, Spellman. 628 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,435 Enough chaos. 629 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:58,854 Let the merge begin. 630 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,528 Sabrinas, close your eyes 631 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:10,157 and invite the darkness of space into yourselves. 632 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,702 Imagine yourselves floating, weightless. 633 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,832 Empty yourselves of your troubles, your identities, 634 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:19,667 your souls. 635 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,962 Let yourselves go. 636 00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:26,924 Release and surrender to my voice. 637 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:31,429 I will transform and transmute you into one. 638 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,513 Stop! 639 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,265 Stop the ritual! 640 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,599 Ambrose, what is it? 641 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,811 Aunt Zelda, it is much bigger than we could have ever imagined. 642 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:42,982 Everything we've experienced is a mere prelude to our annihilation. 643 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:47,987 There are three new realms approaching… on a collision course with our own. 644 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,698 Sorry. It's, what, three new realms? How's that… What? 645 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,242 They are the next eldritch terror, 646 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,412 bearing down upon us, causing these tremors, 647 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:57,872 promising our extinction. 648 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,709 They are horrors from the stars, 649 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,334 the Cosmic… 650 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,422 which is why it is strange 651 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,717 that our celestial friend here did not know about it. 652 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,219 Unless they did. 653 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,473 They just chose not to share it with us. 654 00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:21,896 Had you known of the duplicate cosmos, there was an 83% chance 655 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,440 you would have tried to preserve both Sabrinas' lives. 656 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:26,025 - Damn straight. - And yet, 657 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:29,403 the probability of those efforts being successful 658 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:31,655 would be approaching zero. 659 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,366 You would only have birthed more chaos. 660 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,785 The merge must proceed, 661 00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:41,624 or the rogue cosmos will destroy three realms. 662 00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:42,917 Oh, wait a second. 663 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,840 What's the probability of the merge succeeding? 664 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,755 Fifty-six percent. 665 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,881 Those are terrible odds. 666 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,047 What was your backup plan? 667 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:54,094 One or both Sabrinas must die. 668 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,890 - Step away from my niece. - And my daughter. 669 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,808 Don't even think about it. 670 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:03,229 It is statistically the only way. 671 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,688 Order must be restored! 672 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,607 No! Sibling, stop! 673 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:10,528 You forget. We are both celestials. Do not force my hand. 674 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,243 There will be order at all costs. 675 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,828 Then you leave me no choice. 676 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,132 Or… der. 677 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,311 Well, did the merge work? 678 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,151 Behold, the latest eldritch terror, the Cosmic, 679 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,572 as foretold by Harvey Kinkle's sketch. 680 00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:59,827 There are three duplicate realms approaching our own. 681 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:02,955 The infernal, the mortal, the celestial. 682 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,959 The existence of two Sabrinas in our cosmos has… 683 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,212 brought about the existence of a parallel cosmos 684 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:14,800 that is hurtling towards ours, being pulled towards ours by the Sabrinas. 685 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,386 However, I do have a simple idea 686 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:21,640 as to how we might stop this other cosmos from crashing into our own. 687 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:25,686 We could possibly avert this deadly impact 688 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:29,732 and cause the eldritch cosmos to dissipate 689 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:35,279 by sending one Sabrina from our Earth to the other Earth. 690 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,323 Like an offering 691 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,575 or a sacrifice. 692 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:44,246 Sabrina Morningstar must go. She's clearly the lesser Sabrina. 693 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,683 - Oh, Auntie, that's not true. - Sabrina Spellman is correct. 694 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,518 - She is by far the lesser Sabrina. - But, Dad... 695 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:50,502 - Excuse me? - Come on. Stop. 696 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,088 We are both equally responsible for this. 697 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,256 Yeah, exactly. 698 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,093 So we'll decide who goes, fair and square. 699 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,806 Sabrina Spellman and Morningstar have decided upon their preferred method 700 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:03,890 of decision making. 701 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,936 Rock, paper, scissors. 702 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,355 On three. 703 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,693 - One. - Two. 704 00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:16,277 Three. 705 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,697 Spellman wins. 706 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,782 Morningstar must go. 707 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,328 No. I refuse. 708 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,163 The child, my child, stays with me. 709 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:28,582 Dad, please. Stop. 710 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:31,011 You always said you wanted me to bring honor 711 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:32,753 to the House of Morningstar. 712 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:35,422 What kind of queen would I be if I let all my subjects die? 713 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,552 How will we get me to the other cosmos? 714 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:42,971 A rocket? 715 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:48,477 No, Nicholas and I, we'd open up a wormhole in a mirror, 716 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:50,396 and you would step through it. 717 00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:01,614 Hey, babe. 718 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,618 Sorry I'm late. I… 719 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:08,621 I... 720 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:09,997 Theo? 721 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:13,251 Are you okay? 722 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,172 You need to go… 723 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:19,507 Robin… 724 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,761 with the other hobgoblins. 725 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,807 You need to go with them. 726 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,273 You can't stay here 727 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:40,028 and give up everything that makes you, you. 728 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,364 Did something happen? 729 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:47,870 I don't want you here. 730 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,873 I don't want you here. Go. 731 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,097 I love you, Theo. 732 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:10,559 Leave your window unlocked. 733 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:13,687 And one night, I'll… I'll come back through it. 734 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,356 I promise. 735 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,777 I love you too. 736 00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:25,406 Go. 737 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:27,241 Please. 738 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,870 Honor your promise to me, Caliban. 739 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:13,831 I will, my lady. 740 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:23,215 I don't even know what to say. 741 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,258 Say… 742 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:28,720 Say you'll see us soon. 743 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,181 I'll see you soon. 744 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:39,439 Ready, Cousin? 745 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:42,150 What will the other universe be like? 746 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:46,363 If not an exact copy, very close to our own. 747 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,830 We call upon the universe, shift your paradigm. 748 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,958 Split apart the fabric of space and time. 749 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,040 Sabrina, is that you? 750 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,249 There you are. 751 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,543 Where were you? We were getting worried. 752 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:44,630 Not me. I haven't been worried since bottomless mimosas. 753 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,197 What happens now, Ambrose? 754 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:49,927 We wait 755 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:53,639 and pray that the sky stops falling on us. 756 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:57,392 - Didn't Metatron say that the chances... - Metatron did not know the future. 757 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:01,563 Nor did the angel account for hope… and love. 758 00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,403 The child, 759 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:11,322 hand him over. 760 00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:14,076 The time has come, Lilith. 761 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,493 Give me my son. 762 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,412 Why don't you sit for a while, 763 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,290 like you used to? Have a bite to eat. 764 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:24,086 I've already lost one child today. I will take the other with me presently. 765 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,675 Lilith? 766 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:32,928 You once cooked me a special meal. 767 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,556 My lover, Adam. 768 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:39,518 I named our son after him. 769 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:43,601 What have you done, Lilith? 770 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,233 Medea was a witch. Did you know that? 771 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:50,195 I freed our son, and I freed myself. 772 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:53,949 Rather he die than be raised by you. 773 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:56,410 And as for me, 774 00:49:57,911 --> 00:49:58,911 well, 775 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,371 kill me 776 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,457 as promised, please. 777 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,461 Do it, I beg you. 778 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,880 Do it, please. I beg you. 779 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,304 You will not die for this outrage, Lilith, 780 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,681 but you will suffer. 781 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:26,106 - I curse you, witch, with humanity. - What? 782 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,066 You are stripped of your powers 783 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:31,570 and banished from Hell to walk on Earth the rest of your days. 784 00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,363 You will age. 785 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:36,408 You will grow weak as all mortals do. 786 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,243 You will know strife. 787 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:41,079 You will know sickness, disease, pain, 788 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,206 but you will not die. 789 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:48,420 You will writhe in grievous guilt for the choice you have made today, 790 00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:52,632 and you will wish desperately for death, for release, 791 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,885 but it will never come. 792 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,012 No! Wait. 793 00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,972 Wait! 794 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,225 Wait! Wait! 795 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,040 Father, 796 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,252 we know what the next eldritch terror is. 797 00:51:30,128 --> 00:51:31,128 The Cosmic. 798 00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:33,799 Yes, child. 799 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,009 So you're going to tell us how to stop it... 800 00:51:37,385 --> 00:51:38,762 or my next needle… 801 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,306 goes in through your ear. 802 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:52,692 Sabrina. 803 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,491 - You thinking about her? - Hmm. 804 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,547 Oh, look. 805 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,299 A falling star. 806 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,932 Star light, star bright, 807 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,434 The first star I see tonight, 808 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,562 I wish I may, I wish I might, 809 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,398 Have the wish I wish tonight. 810 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,693 That Sabrina be safe. 811 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,239 That we all be safe.