1 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:17,665 America's most wanted. Have you seen this man? 2 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:21,105 (Police radio, sirens) 3 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:27,865 'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.' 4 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:44,665 I is here, standing outside the United Nations of Benetton, 5 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:48,908 where representatives from the three corners of the world come 6 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:51,748 to end wars, international drug trafficking, 7 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,588 and everything else that is a bit of a laugh. 8 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:59,426 I is here with the geezer 9 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,938 who was the secretary-general 10 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:04,504 of the United Nations. 11 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:07,462 His name be none other than my man, 12 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:12,379 Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali. 13 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:15,627 How many countries is in the UN? 14 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:20,385 If I'm not wrong, according to the last statistics, 15 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:23,581 it must have more than 180 countries. 16 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:26,349 Is Disneyland a member of the UN? 17 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:31,589 No, because Disneyland is not an independent state. 18 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:34,747 Do you think, in a hundred years' time, 19 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:38,749 Disneyland or Disney World could 'ave a seat? 20 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:42,669 No. Disneyland is not doing politics, 21 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,985 - Disneyland is... - Well... 22 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:48,828 some of them is, some of them characters. 23 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:50,940 It is for the young children. 24 00:01:50,990 --> 00:01:54,539 How many languages is spoken at the UN? 25 00:01:54,590 --> 00:02:00,267 You have practically what we call the five languages. 26 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:03,108 But which is the funniest? It's French, innit? 27 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:06,381 - "Lo-lo-lo, dee-doo-loo-loo..." - Not necessarily. 28 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,944 - Maybe Arabic is more funny. - Oh, yeah. 29 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:10,981 It depends to whom, er... 30 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:15,228 What was the one that when the delegate spoke you was like... 31 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:18,182 (Laughs) "Look at him! I gotta go to the bog." 32 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:21,063 I am not allowed, I am the secretary-general. 33 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:25,422 There must have been one going, "Ubba-dubba-dubba-da." 34 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:30,385 I have to have a-a-a... poker face. Like this. 35 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:32,466 - Do you speak French? - Yes. 36 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:35,308 How do you say "shit" in French? 37 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:37,910 - Chic? - Shit. Shit. 38 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,066 Aight, crap, rubbish. 39 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:42,101 Ah. Oh. 40 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:44,300 (Chuckles) De la merde! 41 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:46,341 How do you spell that? 42 00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:48,108 (French) M-E-R-D-E. 43 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:51,142 - M... A... - R-D-E. 44 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:54,028 Thanks for that. 45 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:57,745 Me wanna say big up yourself, Boutros Boutros... 46 00:02:57,790 --> 00:03:00,987 Boutros Boutros Ghali. 47 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,827 Respect. 48 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,945 This is the Security Council Chamber... 49 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:11,265 - Wicked. ...of the United Nations. 50 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,029 It was donated by the government of Norway. 51 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:16,459 All right. Safe. So what happens here? 52 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:20,947 15 countries from different regions of the world 53 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:23,823 discuss about world peace and security. 54 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,462 Safe. Respect. 55 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:27,501 What's that, Jordan? 56 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:33,102 Ain't it stupid letting one sportsman have his own seat 57 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:36,745 no matter how, you know, powerful he is? 58 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:40,100 That is not Michael Jordan, if you mean that gentleman, 59 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:42,789 it's the state of Jordan in the Middle East. 60 00:03:42,830 --> 00:03:47,221 That's what you is telling the cameras but ain't it ridiculous, 61 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:51,786 letting one person have the same power as a whole country? 62 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,628 Again, it's not the person sitting there, 63 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:57,821 it's the government of the state of Jordan. 64 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:59,861 Is it named after Michael Jordan? 65 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:01,901 It is not. 66 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,465 - Does this country really exist? - Yes, it does. 67 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:09,025 - What's this? - Guinea, that's a country in Africa. 68 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:12,619 - The Republic of Guinea. - Is that a real country? 69 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:16,458 It is a real country, in Africa. It's quite large as well. 70 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:20,219 With full respect, why do you give crap countries a vote? 71 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:24,819 Well, er... that's your opinion of Guinea. 72 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:28,704 That is definitely not shared in this organisation. 73 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:32,709 Where is Africa represented? Don't see it nowhere. 74 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,583 - Well, Guinea... - Where? Where's Africa? 75 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:38,588 - This is a country in Africa. - So you claim. 76 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:41,940 This is a, er... earphone 77 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,426 used by the people that sit here to listen to the meetings 78 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:47,461 in six different languages. 79 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:51,298 Ain't it dangerous, though, having translatorors? 80 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:53,341 Why do you think that? 81 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:56,860 Cos let's say the translatoror is a double agent. 82 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:59,982 He can say, you know, well dodgy stuff, 83 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:03,306 like apparently the Vietnams war was started 84 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:07,468 when Saddam, er, Husseins got in a translatoror 85 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:11,628 and he was gonna send an email to the president of Thailand 86 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:13,945 to just ask him for a cup of tea 87 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:17,699 but the translatoror put in something that turned out like, 88 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,662 "Your mum is a ho and I has boned her," 89 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:24,623 and the Thai person got well eggy and that's what happened, 90 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,104 that's how the Vietnams war started. 91 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:31,029 I'm not sure that your recount of the story is correct. 92 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:33,061 It might very well be but... 93 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:35,385 - Well, that is the word on the street. - OK. 94 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:39,343 How does you choose who sits next to who? 95 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:43,144 It goes in English alphabetical order from A to Z. 96 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:47,468 Can you swap if the person next to you is really annoying you? 97 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:50,070 Can you swap? Er, no, I don't think you can. 98 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:52,101 The answer to that is no. 99 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:56,382 Does you ever separate people if they is mucking around? 100 00:05:56,430 --> 00:06:00,582 Like if they is chucking stuff at the President Kofi? 101 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:03,542 Well, no, that has never happened as far as I know, 102 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:06,024 so that has not been a necessity, no. 103 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:09,779 At three o'clock there is a meeting taking place here. 104 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:12,788 - In, like, ten minutes? - Ten minutes, yes. 105 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,549 A meeting to discuss Iraq. 106 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:19,026 - Can we be in the meeting? - No, we can't because... 107 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:21,379 - What about just me? - Nobody can. 108 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:24,103 No public is allowed for security reasons. 109 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:27,745 So what's going on in Iraq that we should know about? 110 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:32,545 Iraq is suspected of producing weapons of mass destruction. 111 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,581 - Wicked. - Gas... 112 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:36,621 - and nuclear weapons. - What a laugh. 113 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:38,740 And where does the boss man sit? 114 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:41,987 Well, the secretary-general sits right here. 115 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:43,668 - He sit 'ere? - Yes. 116 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:46,747 - Wicked. Can we sit here? - Definitely. 117 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:01,385 I has just written that Saddam Hussein is a bell end. 118 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:03,386 (Rroji) OK. 119 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,819 ( 120 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,702 Yekshemesh. 121 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,981 American national sport is called baseballs. 122 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:38,581 It's very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, 123 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:42,225 shoot them in a field and then have a party. 124 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:47,025 I like you. I find more now with team Savannah Sand Gnats. 125 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:49,026 Good morning. 126 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:51,061 ( 127 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,860 Now, ladies and gentlemen, a special big welcome. 128 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,664 We have tonight Mr Borat Sagdiyev 129 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,701 from Kazakhstan television. 130 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,786 (Cheering) 131 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:11,339 I love USA! Do you love USA? 132 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,950 (Cheering) 133 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:18,506 Yes. I love baseballs! Do you love baseballs? 134 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:20,780 (Cheering) 135 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,742 I like you! Do you like me? 136 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,790 US and A! US and A! 137 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:30,946 - US and A! - (Crowd) USA! 138 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,220 And now, please, everybody, 139 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:38,139 we stand for, er, national anthem Kazakhstan for respect. 140 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:41,387 141 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:43,990 142 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:47,181 143 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:49,744 144 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:53,226 145 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:55,909 - - (Girl whooping) 146 00:08:55,950 --> 00:09:01,263 147 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:07,226 148 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:09,500 (Cheering) 149 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,018 150 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:15,187 151 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,188 152 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,585 153 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:24,782 154 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:30,063 155 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:34,262 156 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:37,222 157 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:40,580 158 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:45,385 159 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:46,863 160 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:50,266 161 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,141 - - (Whooping) 162 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,942 163 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,299 - (Cheering) - 164 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:58,705 - - (Applause) 165 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:03,426 Ka-a-azakhstan 166 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:08,021 167 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:12,621 168 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,427 (Cheering) 169 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,461 I love USA! 170 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,944 I love USA! I like sex! 171 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:22,821 I love USA! 172 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:28,788 Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side wins? 173 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,821 That is not done in baseball. 174 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:34,101 - But maybe 50 dollar? - No, no, no. 175 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:39,099 - You want I pay him 50 dollar? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 176 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:44,429 I have a 40,000 tampon, no applicator, 177 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:47,428 you want I give to the umpire? 178 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:50,268 - I don't think so. - You think he will mind 179 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:54,701 - that there is no applicator? - I don't think so. 180 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,310 ( 181 00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:09,100 Hello, hello. 182 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:14,270 Everybody, you want to, is, come together to make, is... 183 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,585 er... touch one another? 184 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,101 - A big picture? - Yes. 185 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,141 Now we all hug. 186 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,987 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 187 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:26,066 (All chant) Yeah! Yeah! 188 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:29,898 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ow! Ow! Ow! 189 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,828 - Ahhhhh! - (Whooping) 190 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:37,864 You are real men! You are real men! I like! I like. 191 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:40,219 - You have a shower? - (Laughter) 192 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:41,942 Can I...? 193 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,981 You are very strong. 194 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,907 (Cheers) 195 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:48,180 (Chuckles) You are strong! 196 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,221 - Aah! - (Laughter) 197 00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:55,103 You have a hràng like my friend! 198 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:59,868 My friend, he have the same hràng from you. 199 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,980 That's good. 200 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,021 Can I touch? 201 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:07,062 - You want to do a wrestle? - A wrestle? 202 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,260 - Yeah. - What's that? 203 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,108 - I like to wrestle. - You want me to take you out? 204 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:16,621 - What does that... Take me out? - Ever heard of Steve Austin? 205 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,980 - What does he do? - Get him on the floor. 206 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,590 (Grunts and shrieks) 207 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:26,663 I'm gonna pin you! I'm gonna pin you! 208 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,507 Yeah! 209 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,825 USA! USA! 210 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,021 You OK? 211 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:39,667 - (Laughter) - Dang, man. 212 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,701 - I OK! - (Laughter) 213 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:45,629 Yes. I make a joke, you think I hurt! 214 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,345 - (Grunts) - Go on, Sam! Go ahead! 215 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,381 Go ahead! 216 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:57,621 Go ahead! Go ahead! 217 00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,661 (Laughing) 218 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,502 Go ahead! 219 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,939 - Yeah! - (Laughter) 220 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,741 Savannah! Savannah! 221 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:14,106 - You win. - I win? 222 00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:16,141 You OK? 223 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,829 - (Grunts) - No sad, no sad. Happy! 224 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,861 Are you hurt? 225 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,661 I OK. 226 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,144 (Breathing heavily) 227 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,870 - USA. - You win me. Thank you. 228 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,868 No way. 229 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,026 ( 230 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:05,226 How did you, er, manage to maintain... 231 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,465 er, a natural look? 232 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:10,626 Well, I have a good hairdresser. 233 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:13,059 What is the philosophy of the show? 234 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:17,661 - It's kind of like trailer trash. - What it is, trailer trash? 235 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:21,589 It's kind of like, I guess, backwoods from like, um... 236 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:26,822 middle of nowhere, kinda poor, dressing what you have around. 237 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:30,579 - So primitive, rubbish people. - Kind of, yeah. 238 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:34,418 So do you hope that these white trash... trashing people 239 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:37,189 will buy the clothes? 240 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:41,621 - I don't think they can afford it. - They are too poor! 241 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,230 It is like this in Austria! 242 00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:46,625 We take the clothes from the homeless 243 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:49,503 - and sell them in the shops. - Jack up the price. 244 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:52,940 - The homeless cannot buy them! - Definitely. 245 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:55,345 - That is the beauty of fashion. - Yeah. 246 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,380 So how important is fashion to you? 247 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:05,423 Fashion is very important. It keeps us creative, alive. 248 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,904 It's what makes us get up every day. 249 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,943 You know what? She's a real fashion icon living in her own time. 250 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:15,266 I'm from New York and I come across a lot of people 251 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:18,905 who are not from here but from other parts of the world 252 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:21,510 who really have no fashion sense. 253 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,940 - They look ridiculous. - There's no personal style. 254 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,983 Why not put them on trains, send them to a camp and say bye-bye? 255 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:31,339 I would love to say bye-bye to them. 256 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:39,348 The style gurus in Austria are saying Osama bin Laden 257 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:42,985 is, like, the best-dressed guy, do you think so? 258 00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,305 - I think he's cool. - He's so cool. 259 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,945 Yeah, I don't know if he's the best-dressed guy, um... 260 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,424 but he's definitely very fashionable. 261 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:56,498 Have you ever thought of using disabled models but with normal clothes? 262 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,859 I mean, not like disgusting disabled 263 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:02,585 but just the mental thing so you wouldn't be able to see it. 264 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:06,464 There is one model we used for a couple of seasons that was deaf. 265 00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:09,627 How did she know when to go out? Did you push her? 266 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,547 No, you just, you know, tap her. 267 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:15,549 In Austria, the casting director is a more important job 268 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:18,263 than doctors or politicians. 269 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,301 Is it the same here? 270 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:23,820 Erm, no, fashion isn't thought of as... 271 00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:28,625 as seriously as the medical profession here but I think... 272 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:31,025 - That's ridiculous. - I think so. 273 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:34,585 I mean, fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. 274 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,621 I think so. 275 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:43,026 Ja, ich bin hier mit Michael, I am here with Michael, 276 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,300 ze other designer today. 277 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:48,945 - Congratu... Congratulations. - Thank you so much. 278 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:52,949 Why was there so much cardboard? Why was that theme so much there? 279 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,185 Cardboard? There was no cardboard. 280 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,698 - There was a theme of cardboard. - No. 281 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:02,540 Why did you base the whole show around the theme of cardboard? 282 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:06,503 Well, because everything is so hippy in fashion 283 00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:09,667 that I wanted to do something that was the opposite. 284 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:14,420 Like stiff and cut and just amazing like that, that's what I felt like. 285 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,189 Because no one has yet had the guts... 286 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:21,303 - No one has the guts. ...to do a show about cardboard. 287 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:24,103 No, they don't understand. 288 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,459 - Too scared to touch it. - They are. 289 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:30,469 What I loved about the show was that it had... 290 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,501 no humour at all, 291 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,223 which was just so powerful. 292 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,909 - Well, it was dead serious. - Yeah. 293 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:41,544 Yeah. It was super-serious. 294 00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:45,219 How did you keep the show humorous all the way along? 295 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,261 Using pop icons. 296 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:51,269 Why was the show all about the individual? 297 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,744 Because that's what we are 298 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,384 and that's what we prefer everyone to be. 299 00:17:56,430 --> 00:18:03,142 It's amazing, cos this show was, at its essence, all about other people. Why? 300 00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:06,580 Because when you're an artist you look at other people 301 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:09,588 and that's how you become an artist, you observe. 302 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:14,420 I found ze collection so... heavy 303 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:17,268 that it was pulling me down 304 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,188 into a place better than heaven. 305 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:25,140 Yeah, I wanted it to be like a weight on people. 306 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:27,181 I wanted you to just... 307 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,504 fall, collapse. 308 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:34,702 How did you make sure that the show was just so light? 309 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:38,299 Because when you... Because we wanted things to flow 310 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,865 but at the same time not just be too overly feminine. 311 00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:44,947 But you somehow managed to achieve this sense 312 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:48,983 of the show being lighter than air, everyone just floating up. 313 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:52,420 That's what it was. They were in the clouds, in space. 314 00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:56,304 Do you think consistency is important? 315 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,147 No. 316 00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:03,022 (Police radio, sirens) 317 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,261 Booyakasha! 318 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:11,703 Diggety check this out because I is 'ere with none other than my main man, 319 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,060 General Brent Scowcroft. 320 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:19,661 Him was the national security advisor to George Bush, 321 00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:22,099 who was the president of America, 322 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,903 and also to some geezer called Ford. 323 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:30,104 Is fighting the most harmful thing you can do to the other side? 324 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:33,347 Ain't the most harmful thing you can do 325 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:36,462 is to call them nasty names? 326 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,900 Mmm, not really, not for countries. 327 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:42,669 Let's imagine we was back all those years ago 328 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,701 when you was fighting Russia. 329 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,186 If the President had gone over to the head of Russia and said, 330 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,667 "Yo! Boris!" or whatever. "Stop being such a neeuurrgh!" 331 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,941 - Mm-hm? - He would've felt this small. 332 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:58,743 Well, as a matter of fact we did that. 333 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,987 - Did you go "neeurgh"? - Well, not "neeurgh". 334 00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:05,147 - But what? - You don't do that in diplomatic circles. 335 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:07,863 But did you do a kind of spaz impression? 336 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:09,582 Er, no. 337 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,100 When should a nation nuke another one? 338 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,220 That's a very good question. 339 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:19,307 - That's a very good question. - Thanks a lot. 340 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:25,061 I would say only if its very vital interests are involved. 341 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,866 Do you think America should nuke Canada? 342 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:32,185 - No. - Why not? 343 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:37,748 Because we don't have any real, significant problems with Canada. 344 00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:39,781 But if you nuked Canada, 345 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:43,106 the amazing thing would be the element of surprise. 346 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:45,186 Them would never h'expect it. 347 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,984 Then you could take all their... h'everything they got there. 348 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:53,228 - We don't want what they have. - They must have something good. 349 00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:56,228 They have a lot of things good - gold, oil... 350 00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,704 Those cow things with the horns. 351 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,541 - Moose. - Aight. 352 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,909 ( 353 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,180 354 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,903 355 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:14,059 If you is an officer, what is the bestestest tactic in battle? 356 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,101 To win. 357 00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,781 Oooh. 358 00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,821 Wh-What? What does that mean? 359 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:28,146 The best... the best tactic you can do 360 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:33,139 is to manoeuvre so that you surprise the enemy. 361 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:36,466 So is the bestest tactic surprise? 362 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,865 - Sure it is. - Cos that makes me think of... 363 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:41,504 - Ooh! Did that surprise you? - Yes. 364 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,347 That did, didn't it? 365 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:46,587 When you surprise somebody, you have the advantage 366 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:48,666 cos you know what you're doing, 367 00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:52,100 - and he's not prepared. - That's true because... 368 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:54,141 - Ah! Yo. - Yeah. Exactly. 369 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:59,059 - Did that...? - Most of the great generals in history 370 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,544 have figured out how to surprise the enemy, 371 00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:03,945 do something they don't anticipate. 372 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,504 No. I understand because... 373 00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,302 - Ha! - (Laughs) Exactly. 374 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:11,467 Does you understand? I is trying to surprise you. 375 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:14,229 It's exactly that concept. 376 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:24,941 Is the army worried about the threat of chemical and biological weapons? 377 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:27,185 Sure. Sure. 378 00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:32,429 Did they ever catch the people that sent Tampax through the post? 379 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:34,461 Er, no, they did not. 380 00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:36,865 It wasn't Tampax, it was anthrax. 381 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,140 I think they is different brand names. 382 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:42,546 Well, that may be but anthrax is a germ, 383 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:46,378 er, Tampax is something very different. 384 00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:50,708 Me just wanna say big up yourself, General Scowcroft. 385 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,980 You has helped us out here. 386 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:55,021 And, you know, the interesting... 387 00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,867 - Ooh! - (Laughs) Yeah. 388 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,708 - The surprise thing. - Surprise, you got it. 389 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:02,548 But me just wanna say all you lot out there, 390 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,787 listen to the words of my man the general, 391 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:09,618 and I ain't shittin' you, he really is a general, Scowcroft, 392 00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:13,106 cos him has said nuff important things about war an' tings. 393 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:16,222 You'd better listen up. Don't get mashed up. Keep it real. 394 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:23,462 Me know you probably can't tell me this cos it is classified 395 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:27,389 but what do the letters CIA h'actually stand for? 396 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:29,580 Easy - Central Intelligence Agency. 397 00:23:29,630 --> 00:23:33,384 - Is that your real face? - Yes. Had it for a long time. 398 00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:36,024 Let's talk about some conspiracy things, 399 00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:38,265 let's go back to the grassy knoll. 400 00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:40,778 Who actually shot JR? 401 00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:43,139 Uh... JFK, you mean? 402 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:45,260 - Er, I don't... - Who's he? 403 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:53,347 I am Boutros Boutros Ghali. 404 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:57,019 Put down your gun and listen to... 405 00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,630 - (Ali) Bob Marley. - Bob Marley.