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Invader Zim
Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom
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Subtitles: Ainee

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Delicious! Delicious!
I'm normal!!!

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How am I still the only person
who sees Zim's an alien?!

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I mean, come on!!!
Come on!!!

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- Come on!!! - Why do you
have to have a head?

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Gaz! I want you to see this!
Today, things are gonna change.

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I'm gonna do... something!
I'm not just gonna sit back

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and watch Zim get away
with his... his... things he do!

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- I mean... - Things he do?
What's your problem?

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Oh, you know what I mean!
I'm just... I have to do something

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about it! Something
new! And soon!

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Now!

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What? Who?!

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That... that was horrible!

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Who did this?!?! Who dares
to soil my normal boy head

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with this... pork-cow?!

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- That's a stinkin' muffin!
- Silence! Whatever this is

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I will find the beast who
threw it. I will find you!!!

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Sleep peacefully now, for it is
the last peaceful sleep

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you will know from
this moment on!!!

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But we're not
asleep right now!

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Wow.

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Actually, that
was kinda funny.

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Thank you,
Mr. President...

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What?! What's
happening?!

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Who-what... what are you? And why
did you transform into giant shoes?

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We are beings of pure energy.
This is merely a form your human

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brain can understand.
- But... you just looked

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like aliens before you
turned into shoes.

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- Yes... but you couldn't
comprehend that. - Yes, I could.

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Oh, forget that, already. Now Dib...
Dib... whatever your last name is!

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- That's right. - We are the
Meekrob and we have a common

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enemy, Dib. The Irken Empire.
We are busy fighting them

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on our own planet, but have
come to offer you a gift that

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can aid in your
battle with them.

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It hurts!

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Yes. You now have the
power to defend the Earth

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like never before.

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Why... why did
you choose me?

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You are the worthiest, Dib. And
no one else had the head large enough

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to accommodate so
much power. Now, rest!

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A dream? Was it a
dream? I feel... odd.

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What an amazing
morning, isn't it?

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No, really.
Something's different.

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It wasn't a dream!
I really was chosen!

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Son, you're looking
in good spirits today.

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You must've finally seen the
light about studying real science.

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No, Dad! These alien
shoes came into my room

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and gave me some kind of
gift. I know how that sounds,

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but it's true!

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Those aliens were
demented hallucinations!

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But your DNA does seem
to have evolved beyond that

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of normal human beings.

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I... guess I'm sorry about being
so mean to you all those times, then.

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This is... this is just incredible!
I should... I should see if this

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whatever-it-is really will
help me deal with Zim.

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I'm gonna head
over to his base!

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Hey! I'm speaking
out loud to myself in

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an unnatural manner.
Oh, well.

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I am Dib!!!

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Oh, man!!!
That was great!

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Time for some
serious notes!

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No! I'm sick of
waiting and watching!

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I should take action! I'm...
talking out loud some more! Odd!

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I'm going for it!

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Dib, Dib Dib Dib!!!

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I've got a few things
to tell you, Zim!

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And that's all I have
to say about that!

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Ehh... okay!

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I can't argue with that, Dib.
You've won. I'm giving myself

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up to the Earth autorities. It's
been nice working with you, GIR!

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Now self-destruct!

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Finally!!!

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This feeling! The power!
It isn't going away!

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Things really are gonna
be different for me!

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At last!

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You've opened the world's
eyes to the existence of aliens, Dib!

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- Now what? - There are many
other mysteries still unsolved.

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I figured, you know,
I'll do some of that.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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ghosts!

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- Hey.
- How're you doing?

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Dib rocks!!!

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I love you Dib!!!

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...and to prove that the
lake's spooky monster is real,

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this task force has granted
me permission to drain the lake.

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What's left to be
discovered now, Dib?

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- Dib!
- It's been years, Zim!

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Twenty of your years to be
precise, enduring these indignities!

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The only reason I have
not try to escape is

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because it amuses me!
- Amuses you to what?

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Ah, yes.
The invasion!

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I didn't ask you
about the invasion.

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Oh, you didn't? Well,
you were supposed to.

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Well, they'll be here!
The armada will come

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and there's nothing
you can do about it!

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We'll see, Zim.
We'll see.

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To better study the
coming alien menace...

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I am proude to open the Dib
Institute of Paranormal Studies/

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/School of Paranormal
Tolerance/Museum/Snack Bar.

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Sir, they're coming!!!

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The Massive: the armada capital ship.
The side pods are filled with snacks.

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It's their weak spot.
Alpha,

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you'll be bringing
down the Massive.

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But Dib... sir, who
lead Alpha squadron?

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Our snacks!!!
It's over! Retreat!

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...and that's how I was rewarded the
"Greatest Person Ever to Live" award.

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You've lived quite a full life,
haven't you, Sir Dib?

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Yes, Alan. It was everything
I could have hoped for,

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and more. And I even
got to ride a moose.

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And who could forget
that day? Yes, well,

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we thank you for sharing
your incredible life with us

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and for allowing the
human race to survive.

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Oh, yes. You're
welcome.

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And... if I may say, there's one final
question that would settle the curiosity

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of your many fans. Did you
throw the muffin at Zim's head?

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Wow, that's going
back a long ways.

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As a matter of
fact, I did.

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Aha!!!

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I knew it! I knew
it was you!

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What? There
aren't shoe aliens?

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Get out!

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Just one more thing.

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You stink, Zim!

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Subtitles: Ainee

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I'm so happy!