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Invader Zim
Abducted
S01E18A (S04E07)

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Subtitles: Ainee

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So... you're saying
the humans are dumb,

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yet tall. How is that even
possible?! I mean...

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...how could
anything tall be dumb?

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Yeah. Huh?!

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Huh?!

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Can you imagine?
Huh?!

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Huh?!
Huh?!

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I assure you,
it's really quite...

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Door... bell?
Hold on...

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GIR!

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GIR! Remember with your
brains: You must behave

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like a human dog monster!
Do you understand?

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I really don't.

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GIR! Human dogs
don't speak.

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Now go answer the door!

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- Oh yes, where were we?
- Oh yeah. Huh?! Huh?!

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Howdy, squishy. We are
here to vomit language

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with the young man who
lives in this shelter unit.

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What?!? We're
not aliens!

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Aliens... That's
a good one!

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- So, how tall are they?
- Perhaps as tall as you,

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my Tallest. - And somehow, and
I'm just trying to get this straight here,

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somehow they're dumb? - Like
the dull-witted Gasquiggasplorch!

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I see... fascinating!

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Yes, it is fascinating,
but I don't see.

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He... hello?! My Tallest?
Where have you gone! GIR!

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GIR! What have
you done to the...

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- Who're you?! - Howdy, perfectly
normal human worm baby!

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- We are your new neighbors.
- You're wearing costumes!

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- No, we aren't! - Yes, you are.
You're not human at all!

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You're aliens. Your ship is
emitting an interference field

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and it just interrupted
a very important call!

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Right! Plan 2!

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What's plan 2?
Stuff him in a sack!

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GIR! Defensive mode!

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Who are you?!

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Foolish Earthling! You have
fallen victim to our clever plan!

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- He sure did, Pa. - You
threw me in a sack!

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Silence! You have been
chosen as a perfect specimen

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of the human race and will be
added to our collection of life forms.

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- But... - Do not
attempt to resist us!

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We have spent hundreds of your
Earth years harvesting the galaxy,

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haven't we? Adding
to our collection!

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- Well... Where are they?
- They escaped.

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Don't say that! It
might give him ideas!

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But I'm not human! See? Not
human! Only a brilliant disguise!

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- I can see how you can be
fooled but... - You are human!

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We have proof!

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- I know what you are,
Zim! - I'm human, yep,

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human, human, human!
Just look at my neck!

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I was lying! Surely you've
heard of the mighty Irken race!

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We don't get that TV no
more! I read a lot though.

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How do you explain
the dog then?

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Humans keep
dogs as pets.

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Yeah, the dog,
'splain it!

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This is GIR. He's disguised
as a dog, you fools!

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GIR! Cast off your amazing
doggy ruse and show them

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your mighty robot form!

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- Hi there! - Would
you look at that?!

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Ya see? Now, if
you could just...

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What a smart dog!
Come here, doggy!

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Come on!

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He will make a fine
addition to our collection!

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- Could you just maybe
drop me off? - Impossible!!!

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We've gone past the
point of no return!

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But my house is
right down there!

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I could probably just jump
onto the roof. Wait!!!

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You're hovering above an Earth
neighborhood in plain sight?!?

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Do you think we're stupid?
We're using advanced cloaking

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technology, aren't we? Our ship is
disguised and perfectly unnoticeable.

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Look at that! It's one of
them Orca whales, yeah...

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- But enough philosophy... - But...
we haven't been talking about...

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Let the hideous
experiments begin!

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We will begin by fusing you
to another human being!

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- That's no human being!
That's a gopher! - Silence!

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Begin the fusion!

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Incredible. Incredible
work! Success!

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Thank you, thank you!
What we do next?

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Let's fuse him
with this juice!

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No, no! I think we've already
proven our mastery of the

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fusing technology!
- The juice! Juice!!!

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Look! I'm the captain and
I'm sick of you always fusing

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things to my juice! I know! Why
don't we test how he reacts to

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having things shoved through
his head! - Shoving? No!

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No, his head's just
begging for juice fusion!

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The human is escaping!

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Stop him!

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Run, gopher!
Go for help!

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Well now, look at that!

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Another escape! Is it
just me?! Is it me?! Huh?!

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There must be some
way off this stupid thing!

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Hello? Over here!

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We shouldn't have fused him!
We made him twice as powerful!

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Twice as deadly!

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I'm telling you, that juice would've
slowed him down, but good!

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Hey! What are you?

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I don't even know anymore.
They fused me so many times.

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Everyone else they kidnap
escapes, but I'm so heavy

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now, so digusting!
What's this thing?!

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- How did they get away?!
- That duct up there leads

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to the emergency escape
ships! If only I had an arm

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or a leg or maybe... yes!
Someone to help me get there!

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Would you
please help me?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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And what if the juice had
made him more powerful,

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did you ever think of that?

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Wait... Are we talking
about the same juice?

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Yeah. When's the last
time you cleaned yourself?

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Define "self".

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GIR! Come to Zim!

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Now look at that! The
other one's getting away!

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Look at him go!

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Hold onto
something, GIR!

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I thought I told you to lock
the escape ship room!

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Just 'cause I didn't lock it, it's
my fault it was unlocked,

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it's that what you're
trying to say?

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That's what I'm
saying, yes!

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Fine, fine. If it makes you feel
better to pretend I'm stupid...

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...then go ahead! I'm gonna fuse
these other humans to the blob thing!

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Fine! You do that! I'm
setting coordinates for the

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next Earthling specimen...
The Earth weasel!

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Sorry, my Tallest. I may
have found a species even

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dumber than the humans.
- Were they... tall?

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Subtitles: Ainee