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Invader Zim
Walk for your lives
S01E16B (S04E04)

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Subtitles: Ainee

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Hey! Invader Slacks!
It's Probing Day!

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- Whaddya think of that, huh?
Huh?! - You've blended in well

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with the large nostril people
of Boodie Nen, blah, blah, blah...

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Now if you'll just show us
a little puppet show depicting

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how you plan to
destroy the planet...

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- Puppet show?! - Everyone loves
puppets. Except you, it seems.

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- You fail inspection.
- You get a pummeling!

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Happy Probing Day,
Invader Slacks!

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I shall... try
harder, sirs!

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You know, ever since we've
became the Tallest, I...

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I dunno... it's neat. And Probing
Day just makes it even better.

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Hey, Zim's next on the list.
Should we even inspect him?

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I mean, he's not really an
Invader and... we hate him.

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Greetings, my Tallest!

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Zim?! We didn't
call for you!

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You know you're interrupting
a very important... - Today's

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Probing Day, yes? Well, I'm
ready for my inspection

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and I think you'll find
that I'm prepared!!!

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How about we just pummel
you and call it done?

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But you must see
this! I have prepared

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a human experiment.
- Look, Zim. We have

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some pummeling to do and...
oh, hurry up, alright.

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This bothersome dirt child was
captured trying to infiltrate my base!

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I've suspended him in a variable
time stasis field. I made it myself!

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Does it not amaze you!?!

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You'll never get
away with this, Zim!

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I'm going to expose you! For the
horrible alien menace that you are

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and scoope your
insides out.

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Well, you look real
busy eploding, Zim.

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What a shame.
Moving on, now.

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Yeah! Yeah! Two words: 
more puppets! Yeah!

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Dib? He seems to have been
vaporised. Victory for Zim!!!

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Wait... Look at this place!

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Probing Day is ruined! The
Tallest said they would call

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back in an hour!
- No, they didn't.

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- Wait! If I can fix up the
base before they call...

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GIR! Begin clean
up and repairs. Now!

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I don't wanna!!!

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Okay!

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Hey! Look at that!
It's one of them big head boys!

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GIR! Remove...
whatever that thing is!

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It burns!!!

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Quit playing around, GIR!
I thought I told you to get

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rid of this!

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Computer! Analyze
this thing!

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Thing is resulting explosion
from destruction of time

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stasis field! - An explosion?
Why is it not exploded, then?

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Tell me, now!

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Explosion co-bonded
with time stasis field.

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Result: Explosion is exploding
really, really slowly.

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Explosion cannnot be
extinguished. Explosion must

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expand to its...
inevitable size.

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What is that size? And... why
is my computer coughing?

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Yes... yes... no! No!
Enough already!

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Solutions! Give
me solutions!

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Solutions! Give
me solutions!

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- Explosion could be dampened,
perhaps. - The city cess pool!

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Of course! Of course!
We'll drown this thing

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in garbage and then get back
here before the Tallest call back!

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I didn't... say anything
about the city cess pool.

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Yes! Ingenious!
Come, GIR!

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Okay, a little to the left.
Okay, step foreward. Okay,

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look out for the monkey.
- Got it! Okay. How am I doing?

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Okay. Monkey, got it.
Okay. - Okay, look out for

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the other monkey.
Okay? - Okay, got it!

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Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Look out!!!

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We cannot fail, GIR. Even
as a small Irken Smeet,

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my dream was to pass Probing
Day like a Slorbees passes

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her young: Jiggly, and
full of juice! I must...

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Oh, we're here.

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That was your fault,
GIR! You're bad!

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Just another chalenge. GIR!
Cross to the Voot Cruiser and

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work the tractor beam!
I'll hold the explosion here

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until you grab it with
the beam! Hurry!!!

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Look what I found!
He smells real bad!

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GIR! Stop!
No! Leave!

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Plan B!

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We have to hurry, GIR!
It's growing faster!

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Must... find... help!

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Look at him run
all slow-like.

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Quickly, GIR!
We haven't much time!

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Look! The city
cess pool!

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Smells like human...

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Hey! Come-a back-a
with-a my meat!

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Dog with meat!
Dog with meat!!!

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I'll show you not to stand
around and do nothin'!

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Run for your lives!!!

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Oh, whaddya make a that?

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Run!
Run!!!

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Walking's fine, honey.

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Evacuate the city!

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No hurry, though. Just...
you know, whenever.

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The Tallest are gonna
call us soon. I just know it!

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Base... so messy...
explosion... so close!

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This is just horrible!

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- I know what you mean.
- That's it! Time!!!

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- What you say? - If I can bring
the time field around the

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explosion back up to regular
speed, it'll fix everything.

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No, it won't!!! - The explosion
will blow up like normal and

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be gone forever!!! - But
won't it just explode?

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Just like this... kablam! - Do
not interrupt my being ingenious!

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But I'll need another fragment
of the time field as a trigger.

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The Dib monkey
was in the field...

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Too bad he
was destroyed.

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But no!
No, he wasn't!

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He wasn't?! Good!
Let's get him!

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Won't the s'ploding hurt?

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Do not question Zim!

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Almost to police!

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Zim! You're just going
to blow us all up?

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This is stupid! This
is stupid! Stupid!

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There! I've accelerated Dib's
time field to cancel out the field

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around the explosion. Computer!
What's the angle of trajectory?

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36 mark 2. But seriously, Zim.
If you just speed up the explosion...

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I don't pay you to
contradict me!

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You don't pay me at all!

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What if the big s'plodey
goes fast. Won't it get all bad?

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I am Zim!!!

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Thank you, Invader Larb.
Happy Probing Day!

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Well, was that everyone?
I hope that was everyone.

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Let's go! I'm hungry!

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Well, there is Zim, but I
think he stopped being alive.

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Oh well. Let's see!

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O-kay...

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Hallo! Hallo?! I am here,
my Tallest! My Tallest?!

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No!!!

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You jerk!

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Subtitles: Ainee