1 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:27,399 Alice Cooper, The Nightmare. 2 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:31,996 Special guest star, Vincent Price. 3 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:32,242 You'll have to excuse me, but I'm laughing at you, little boy. 4 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,583 I am laughing because... 5 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,521 You're lost. 6 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,548 I'm not lost, I'm sleeping. 7 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:42,125 No, little boy. This is no longer simple sleep. 8 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,992 This is much, much more... 9 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,631 This is the big one, the ultimate phantasm. 10 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,400 The extravaganza! This is a nightmare. 11 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:57,437 You are at my mercy, little boy, because you created me. 12 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,636 I am the spirit of the nightmare. 13 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,409 Oh, yeah. 14 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,051 Nightmares aren't from indigestion 15 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,121 or tension or discomfort. 16 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:12,454 They come from the blackness of your mind. 17 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,055 This is all a part of your imagination. 18 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,322 And little boy, I'm so thrilled 19 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:22,835 that you have been blessed with such a fertile imagination. 20 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,194 It's really nothing. 21 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,566 Yes, and it makes my job so much easier. 22 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,208 Now, what would you like first? 23 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,471 Well, I think if we started with a little... 24 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,880 Whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it. This is my nightmare, right? 25 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,547 Yes, that's correct. 26 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,679 No holds barred, all stops pulled. 27 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,788 - A four-star nightmare! - OK, let's go. 28 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,687 I appreciate your enthusiasm, little boy. 29 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,724 You want excitement and that's what you'll get, 30 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,264 but first we must make a bargain. 31 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,203 Oh, no. No, no. No bargains. No. 32 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,670 Come now. It won't hurt, I promise. 33 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,966 You're not selling your soul to the devil, no. 34 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,512 You're just renting it out. 35 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:10,917 Now all you have to do is to agree never to try to escape. 36 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,185 Escape? Why? It's my nightmare. 37 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:18,051 Good. I'm glad we're on the same side. "Escape." 38 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,117 What a glorious word. 39 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:24,356 It always conjures up great visions of danger 40 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,795 whenever I hear it. 41 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,697 All right, little boy. 42 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,531 If it's excitement you're after, I'll show you some. 43 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:35,841 I'll show you the tormenting way to incredible pleasure. 44 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:42,441 But always remember, there is no escape. 45 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,514 That's right, little boy. 46 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,442 Sleep. 47 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,411 And may you have a wonderfully dreadful dream 48 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,716 and a deliciously total feeling of helplessness. 49 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,386 Fine... 50 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,996 Fine. You're catching on. 51 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:36,094 I have so many horrible things in store for you. 52 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,498 You won't be able to thank me enough. 53 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,460 I see you've come here for an education. 54 00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:02,364 That's very encouraging. 55 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,732 Most children aren't interested in science. 56 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:10,006 Well, this is my museum. 57 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:15,144 I want to show you my wonderful spider collection. 58 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,746 I don't like spiders, I don't like witches 59 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,351 and I don't like you at all. 60 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:20,475 Little boy... 61 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,888 - Remember our bargain. - Yeah. 62 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,720 Spiders are such endearing little creatures, 63 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,751 very much like you. 64 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:32,387 But before I show you my most renowned prizes, 65 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:36,468 do tell me, are you pleased with your excursion so far? 66 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,662 I mean, you're not afraid, are you? 67 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,341 Well, why? Why? 68 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,607 There's been nothing frightening yet. 69 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:47,440 It's all been so tame so far. 70 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,343 You don't want to wake up, do you? 71 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,609 - Well, I wouldn't mind. - Well, you can't wake up. 72 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,088 Well, now we'll take you on the tour. 73 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:04,619 Welcome to the Museum of Natural Horrors. 74 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,461 Now, moving right along here... 75 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,660 Eugh! 76 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:12,135 Now, please, young man, don't touch the displays. 77 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:14,470 Oh, that's very cute. 78 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,836 Here we have Arachnida, the spiders, our finest collection. 79 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,606 This friendly little devil is the Heptothilidi, 80 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,477 unfortunately harmless. 81 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:30,920 Now over here, over here, the nasty Lycosa raptoria. 82 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:36,719 His tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin. 83 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:41,727 Yes, and here, here is my prize. 84 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:46,129 My prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely? 85 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,163 And so deadly. 86 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,569 Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous 87 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:53,440 as that of the rattlesnake. 88 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:57,405 You see, her venom is highly neurotoxic. 89 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,184 Which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system, 90 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,290 causing intense pain, profuse sweating, 91 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:07,587 difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, 92 00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:10,791 violent convulsions, and finally... 93 00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:12,528 death. 94 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:18,864 You know, I think what I love most about her 95 00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:24,773 is her innate, her inborn need to dominate, to possess. 96 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:28,873 In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage 97 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,540 to the smaller and weaker male of the species, 98 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,279 she kills and eats him. 99 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,818 She is delicious. 100 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,949 And I hope he was. 101 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:46,063 Oh, such power and dignity, unhampered by sentiment. 102 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:49,929 If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, 103 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:53,636 I feel that man has ruled this world 104 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:57,276 as a stumbling, demented child-king long enough. 105 00:27:57,876 --> 00:28:02,712 And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow 106 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:08,351 shall rise as his most fitting successor! 107 00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:13,683 These words he speaks are true, we're all humanary stew 108 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:18,686 if we don't pledge allegiance to the Black Widow. 109 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,599 Fine, you're catching on. 110 00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:41,728 I have so many horrible things in store for you. 111 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:45,169 You won't be able to thank me enough. 112 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:17,705 What's the matter, little boy? You look so sad. 113 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,250 Didn't you like playing with your toys? 114 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,782 Yeah, I guess I just got a little carried away. 115 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,686 You reminded me of when I was a youth, 116 00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:29,555 many hundred years ago. 117 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,425 But that's another nightmare. 118 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:36,024 Well, no harm. You're here to have a good time. 119 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:39,069 And you must admit this nightmare is everything 120 00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:41,138 you wanted it to be now, isn't it, eh? 121 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,370 I haven't let you down, have I? 122 00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:09,850 By Jove, he's got it. I really think he's got it. 123 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,124 Or we've got him. 124 00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:16,564 Either way, he's such a splendid dreamer. 125 00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:04,097 He's coming along nicely. 126 00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:07,438 Wonderfully demented, thoroughly diabolical. 127 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,904 Such a worthy selection. 128 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,674 He fits in so perfectly. 129 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:16,840 And more to come, little boy. 130 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:09,703 OK. 131 00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:15,128 Little boy, there's no need to run. 132 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,790 You'll never find an escape. 133 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,493 I've already told you that. 134 00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:20,399 I've had enough. I'm getting out of here. 135 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:23,632 No, you can't do that. You'll miss the best part. 136 00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:27,375 I've saved it for the last. 137 01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:44,733 This is what you wanted once you closed your eyes, isn't it? 138 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:47,201 We haven't let you down now, have we? 139 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:51,641 And you've been so much help because this entire nightmare 140 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:56,679 was waiting patiently just inside your subconscious. 141 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,613 Foolish little boy. 142 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:18,354 He had to learn that we weren't finished with him yet. 143 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:23,718 Bedrooms are only temporary sanctuaries from nightmares. 144 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:06,631 Sweet dreams.