1 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,518 Idea and Screenplay: Literary Adviser: 2 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:18,753 Starring: 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:27,153 And 4 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,758 Music by: 5 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,754 Played by: Conducted by: 6 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,512 Sound: Film Editor: 7 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,838 Stage Design: 8 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,752 Production Manager: 9 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,318 Director of Photography: 10 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,318 Directed by: 11 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,758 Produced by: 12 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,478 Frank, Frank! 13 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,158 We must be sitting on an ant-hill ...jau! 14 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,758 We can't be... - Why can't we...? 15 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,838 Jau! See? One went straight up my... 16 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,673 up my trouser leg... 17 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,758 Well you know what, take those pants off. 18 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,918 Hmm... that's really... yow... 19 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,633 Jau! - What's the matter? 20 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,758 This is terrible... me too. I can't stand it. 21 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,438 Wait. - What? It'll eat you alive. 22 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,554 Frank... 23 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,953 Jau! 24 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,759 Well, what's the matter? 25 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,553 Hey, look, come here... 26 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,558 Look, I'd never have expected an ant-hill here. Would you? 27 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,350 Hey look, you've got some ants here... - Me? Have I? 28 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,914 Yeah and you've got... - You've got some on your leg... 29 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,956 Jau! - Sure - and there's one running here... 30 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,076 There are dozens on you - take your clothes off... 31 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,555 That isn't true... you've got one here... 32 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,750 Wait, I am going to fall - 33 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,155 What if you do? There is one - 34 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,549 I bet you - there is one... here... 35 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,518 Jau... wait, you can't see a thing - 36 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,552 wait till I take it off... 37 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,834 I don't mind... 38 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,355 You can see now, can't you? 39 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,038 You are passionate, my boy... 40 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,158 No, I'm not. 41 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,634 Look, there's another ant... 42 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,233 Where? - Here! 43 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,358 How does the damn thing open? 44 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,918 Frank, Frank! 45 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,310 Done. 46 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,273 See, I managed... 47 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,038 Dad... - What? 48 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,592 Found anything? - No. 49 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,070 Luis! - Yes - 50 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,350 Found anything? 51 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,948 No. I haven't got anything either. - Neither have I. 52 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,194 Matt, you got something? I don't. 53 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,558 Dad... - What? 54 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,750 Come here! 55 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,348 Wait, they'll go away. 56 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,233 Of course they won't - they are coming closer. 57 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,758 For Christ's sake, what do the idiots want here? 58 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,348 I wish I knew. 59 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,958 Hook me up. 60 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,038 There's no peace, even in the woods. Terrible... 61 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,958 The ferns are nice, but the mushrooms have all been picked... 62 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,153 Jesus, I'd like to shoot these people. 63 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,953 Every damned place occupied by people 64 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,150 Sure, every damned place... 65 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,238 And every fool goes picking mushrooms and we have run around like idiots... 66 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,553 Pete, where are you? - Look, let's sit down. 67 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,479 Look... I'll have a smoke. 68 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,636 You know what? - Yes? 69 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,354 Let's try the deep woods... 70 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,438 That's an idea - let's go into the forest. 71 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,918 It's all the same - wood or forest... 72 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,554 Well. Let's give it a try... 73 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,029 Look, there's raspberry - grab it! Take it... To the forest... 74 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,991 Where are you? 75 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,236 Come here - this is where we'll meet again... 76 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,158 Pete, let's go and join gradpa... 77 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,636 Did you find it? 78 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,758 Where are you, grandpa? - There are some more a bit lower down... 79 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,756 Well, what is it? 80 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,438 I've got no mushrooms, but my feet are burned by nettles, 81 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,716 Spit on them, Hedy! 82 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,836 Look... Come here. - What? 83 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,155 And how am I to get there? - Let's make... 84 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,358 Say what... ...a plan - we'll meet here... 85 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,075 Frank! - Don't run off - you'll get lost. 86 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,668 Come over here... Matt, come here, come to mummy... 87 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,149 Look... - Watch out and don't get scratched... 88 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,231 Say what... - What are we going to do? 89 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,312 We'll start out from here, form a line - 90 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,556 do you get me? 91 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,194 We've got to find something! 92 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,838 Frank! Frank! 93 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,148 Look, at toad-stool - beautiful, like a picture... 94 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,032 Look at it - you'll remember it! - Atoad-stool, so what? 95 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,760 Look, it's got a little skirt underneath... 96 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,155 I like it... - It is nice - 97 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,470 at least we've found something... 98 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,958 Look, I'll tell you something - 99 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,158 I'm dead tired... - I'm going for a walk. 100 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,198 I'm going to find a nice spot - - Of course, I've about had enough too. 101 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,709 We'll look for mushrooms later on. 102 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,513 For heaven's sake, what have you packed? It weighs a ton! 103 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,596 Food and drink - what else? 104 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,750 I have a bag full of food too... - So it's drinks, why not... 105 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,996 Drinks - they'll be warm - let me see... 106 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,356 Come here, Pete! - It's warm, isn't it? 107 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,396 Yes, it's warm. - Well...? 108 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,438 We have to find a place to keep it cool - this way it's no good... 109 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,633 Careful, boys, careful! Pete, come here! 110 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,513 - Come, I'll undress you. Pete - don't get wet, do you hear? 111 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,955 All right - is it nice to bathe in? 112 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,358 Hurry up, Matt - come here - Matt... - Go, change... 113 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,158 - take the blouse off... 114 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,158 Come, 115 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,312 you've got to take your clothes off first and then you can go and bathe with daddy. 116 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,878 Of course - that will be nice... 117 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,918 That will be nice, that will be nice... 118 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,958 Where's the beer? Hand it over... 119 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,154 You and your beer! Let me see - 120 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,555 Hurry up! Come down here, come, come... 121 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,835 Into the water, boys! 122 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,478 Matt, put your hands up! Pete - 123 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,758 Hurry up! Hurry... 124 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,712 Boys, it's great! You'll bathe... 125 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,798 Let's go... last one in is a rotten egg... hurrah! 126 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,318 Don't splash! - Do splash him, do, splash him... 127 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,758 Jesus, it's great - cuts right through you - 128 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,758 Matt - from the other side... 129 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,320 I give up... 130 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,158 Come and join us - it's good for your health, 131 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,078 come, boys, grandpa... 132 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,078 Help! I'm outnumbered! I give up. 133 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,553 It's twisting my feet, brr, 134 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,558 it's twisting my feet! 135 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,758 Let me tell you - she's dancing quite well... 136 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,758 You can see she was a dancer... 137 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,358 If she'd manage to lose 100 pounds... - lf... Well... 138 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,758 ...she'd be a ballerina! Swan lake - 139 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,198 This is like paradise. 140 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,834 Paradise, isn't it? Great... 141 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,918 I said it was like paradise, didn't I? 142 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,358 That's what people need - 143 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,353 a bit of peace and quiet - 144 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,795 that's all one needs to be happy... 145 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,753 Of course. Peace and quiet, 146 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,798 that's what we need most... 147 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,758 Let me tell you - if I had the power, 148 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,958 I'd make everyone come here - I'd make it a duty - and you'd see... 149 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,432 I would... 150 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,758 Just look - look at that tree - I've never seen a tree like this... 151 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,358 did you ever... 152 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,558 it looks like a great tower... - It does... 153 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,358 Beautiful... look - let me tell you - 154 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,158 nature is like a church... but what's the use... 155 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,158 You are right... 156 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,318 Great, isn't it? 157 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,758 Dad - dad - do you hear? 158 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,558 Now what? - Dad! 159 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,552 Someone's calling for help. Luis and Hedy aren't here... look... 160 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,955 Don't be silly... 161 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,038 Listen - do you hear...? 162 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,198 It isn't Luis or Hedy - it's someone else... 163 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,558 I am sorry that I can't... under these circumstances... 164 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,758 Don't be silly - if you loved me, 165 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,792 you wouldn't even notice that someone's calling... 166 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,878 Yeah - if she didn't call for help... 167 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,758 Dad - now it's two people calling... 168 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,758 Women. Do you have the bottle-opener? 169 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,158 Here... 170 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,555 That's a man... 171 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,955 I hope Luis and Hedy won't get involved! 172 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,349 Now it's three people! 173 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,755 What's the matter? 174 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,559 Shut up and breathe - we'll get away... 175 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,598 Mummy, the bridge is down. - Forget it - there's no time now... 176 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,638 Come on, damn you... 177 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,556 People always get in trouble, don't they? - People do... 178 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,636 Come here, dad! 179 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,234 It isn't you they are calling - come on and don't pester me. 180 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,272 And you'd expect me to... under such conditions... 181 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,558 I'll tell you something - my parents are going out tonight - 182 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,352 we'll go for a drive now and we'll go to our house in the evening. 183 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,433 What a stupid idea! To you house... - Why is it stupid? 184 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,154 Someone will come - and what are you going to say? 185 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,073 No one will come, don't worry, my parents are going to visit friends... 186 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,158 I wonder - 187 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,758 Granny! Granny! 188 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,358 Here I am - what's the matter? 189 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,358 Mrs. Capova. 190 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,279 Luis baby... - That's terrible! I can't stand it... 191 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,952 Luis baby, Luis baby... 192 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,350 Tell me - where do you thing they are? 193 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,749 You are the clever one, always - don't tell me you don't know... 194 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,474 You always pretend to know everything! 195 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,558 Johnny! - Luis baby, Luis baby... 196 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,519 Johnny! Johnny! 197 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,878 John! Johnny... 198 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,156 Mary! 199 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,356 Let's go home, quickly! Where have you been? 200 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,398 Here we are waiting for you like idiots, calling for you... 201 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,160 Let's go... Coming... 202 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,550 Let's go! Hurry, hurry... - Petey! 203 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,638 Where's the fire, for Christ's sake? 204 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,718 We are coming, aren't we? 205 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,149 Grandma! 206 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,435 Are you out of your mind - stupid? 207 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,154 Shut up, ass... 208 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,953 Home's home I always say... 209 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,038 Of course home's home, of course it is. - Look, it needs straightening again! 210 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,633 A bit to the left, I say... - To the right! 211 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,558 It isn't straight! - Of course it isn't. 212 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,353 How many eggs do you want, dad? - One will do. 213 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,396 Give it a push... 214 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,153 And you, Luis baby? - To the left. 215 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,196 Naturally. 216 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,510 Grandpa - have some sense - to the right, I said. 217 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,473 What do you take me for? 218 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,558 A fool? - I say to the right... 219 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,758 Grandpa is right - it needs a push to the left... - No, to the left... 220 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,358 Neither to the left nor to the right - it's straight... 221 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,398 I say - to the right... 222 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,350 It isn't straight! 223 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,914 It's allright now - it keeps sliding back... 224 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,759 To the right. 225 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,958 It's allright now, isn't it? - It needs a push to the right. Now it hangs straight. 226 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,396 Why does it hang...? - Why does it...? 227 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,478 I've told you many times - it's to remind us 228 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,758 that Our Lord Jesus Christ was crucified 229 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,792 and paid for our sins... - Paid for our sins... 230 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,833 ...and saved us for ever and ever... 231 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,151 Listen to grandma! - He paid for our sins. Will that do? 232 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,953 Come on, eat or the sausages will get cold... 233 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,157 Mummy, who pays for us must be crucified? 234 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,515 No, may the Lord forgive us! 235 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,598 He mustn't - but it isn't worth it - 236 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,952 it's better to avoid it... - Look, let's not go in to that - eat. 237 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,950 Eat, eat - do you call 238 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,753 this a Sunday dinner? 239 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,958 Of course it would have tasted different in the woods... in the woods... 240 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,118 sausages fried on the open fire... - The lovely smell... 241 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,551 It would have been great, Petey... just imagine... 242 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,912 You don't have to tell us, we know... 243 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,077 Imagine the gravy dripping onto a slice of bread 244 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,152 and you can smell the sausage in the woods - 245 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,192 Sausages in the wood are sausages in the woods... 246 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,355 ...and the woods are the woods... 247 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,159 Don't spill the beer! 248 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,391 Why didn't you stay there? - Why didn't you stay there? 249 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,634 Please, dad... 250 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,718 Pardon me, pardon me, what have I done? 251 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,353 Lord, it's warm... 252 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,433 Ham, ham, ham... - Ham, ham... 253 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,038 Sausages are better than eggs... 254 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,758 Have a piece of bread... a tiny little piece... 255 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,233 I'd like to know what happened in the woods... 256 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,193 A robbery, what else? ...we could have stayed there... 257 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,358 Don't be silly, my girl... - That's the question, 258 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,478 that's the question - People have a sixth sense that tells them... 259 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,751 What does it tell them? - It tells them when it's time to run... 260 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,756 That's fact. 261 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,314 Of course - those who run always win... 262 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,398 That's why I keep telling you - home is home, 263 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,758 that's where you find your peace, with your family... 264 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,758 Dad... - Hm. 265 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,078 I'm off... - Hm. 266 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,750 Do you hear? - What? 267 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,758 I'm off... - Hm... 268 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,318 Hm. You'll be wondering where I've gone to... - Hm... 269 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,758 To Chuchle - to the races... 270 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,553 Hedy! - What? 271 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,837 What if you and grandma took the boys the races without me - 272 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,276 And I'd go to the football with dad... - No, that's quite out of the question. 273 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,638 I have to tell you - or you'd wonder where I am. 274 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,758 Well - and where are you going to be? - Didn't I say you were asleep? 275 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,033 Look, Hedy... 276 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,794 ...three... ...threehundredandthirtythree... 277 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,793 Threehundredandthirtythree... ...silver birds... 278 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,755 ...silver birds... ...passed over... 279 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,796 ...passed over... ...over... 280 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,838 ...over... ...threehundredandthirtythree... 281 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,958 ...silver roofs. ...silver roofs. 282 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,995 I'll put the coffee-pot on, and then what? You'll go back to sleep. 283 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,759 The water will boil over and snuff out the flame-and you'll never wake up... 284 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,796 That's just what I need! 285 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,235 That's what I need - I'd have some peace and quiet! 286 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,318 Look, dad, look, you've no right to talk like that! - Look, leave me alone. 287 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,159 I have every right. 288 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,758 It's the truth, that's what it is, the truth... 289 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,514 I am right. - Right - you are right - in what? 290 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,751 You'll go back to sleep and the coffee would boil over. -You talk such nonsense 291 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,717 you didn't even put it on yet! - And I'm not going to - 292 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,318 I don't want to have you on my conscience! 293 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,153 You already have me on your conscience since a long time ago! A long time ago! 294 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,756 We are even, there. - I have a lot to blame you for, but you can't blame me... 295 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,758 You - blame me? You? I could blame you - I could... 296 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,839 Look, go to the races, will you? 297 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,753 I am fed up! Go! 298 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,838 We are going to the races! 299 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,758 Hold on to me, Matt. 300 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,716 Are you looking forward to it, boys? 301 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,758 Sit down nicely... damn you... 302 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,997 Damn you... - Damn you... 303 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,551 How can we expect poor Luis to manage his wife when I... 304 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,153 and old sucker... 305 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,756 Don't worry, Luis will soon find out how to manage Hedy... 306 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,158 As if I had ever found out how to manage you! 307 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,158 I never did - in thirtyfive years... 308 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,158 You'd have to be brighter... 309 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,238 I'd have to be a genius like Edison - 310 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,358 or Lenin, but even to two of them couldn't have managed you! 311 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,838 In thirtyfive years, 312 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,718 I managed to win my right to watch the football - and you hold 313 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,638 that against me! 314 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,758 That's almost more than if I had invented the electric bulb! 315 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,158 You didn't win any right, it's just that I am so fed up with you 316 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,238 that I'm glad to get rid of you for a while, you Edison! 317 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,078 Look, mum, take Hedy and the twins and go to the races without me! 318 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,592 Why without you? What are you going to do? 319 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,632 I'm going to the football with dad. - Oh, you are - and does Hedy know? 320 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,156 No. Go and tell her. - A heroic decision. 321 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,233 Luis baby, you know how she is... 322 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,358 What's this? How is she? 323 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,753 Just go and tell her you are afraid of her! 324 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,838 She is just like you! - Don't say that... 325 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,554 You'll see what you are... 326 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,638 Luis baby, the boys are looking forward to the races... 327 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,356 I am no horse. 328 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,358 You are no horse, but you are a father, Luis baby. 329 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,358 Lord, stop calling me "Luis baby" and go and tell her. 330 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,478 Look, Luis, if you don't win 331 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,717 the right to go to the football, you are a dead man... 332 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,352 That's obvious... - Shut up! Stop pushing him... 333 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,112 That's the only thing that's left to him. 334 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,192 Luis, you've got to win! - Go and tell her! 335 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,073 What and idea! Are you mad? 336 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,158 Why should I go and tell her? 337 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,557 Look, boys - we are all ready to go - and daddy isn't dressed yet. 338 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,231 I told you not to marry her! - You did? 339 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,638 I told him not to marry her! 340 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,558 Well - what's the matter? We are going! - We are going, we are going! 341 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,234 Where's the hitch? - Where's the hitch? 342 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,233 I am no horse, Hedy! - So? 343 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,158 No, I'm not! 344 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,238 Hedy, we'll go without him. - Come on, grandma. 345 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,557 No, no - he'll come too. - Grandma, let's go! 346 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,148 On Sunday, a family should be together. - Grandma, come on! 347 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,238 I'm going to the football with dad! 348 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,951 Wait... to the football - with me - I never asked you and said you should. 349 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,590 Daddy, let's go - 350 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,399 we'll go somewhere - to the football too... 351 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,353 On Sunday a family should be together. Do you hear? 352 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,953 You'll go to the races and I'll go to the football. 353 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,033 We aren't going. 354 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,152 You are going to the races with your mother. - We won't - you will! 355 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,268 I am not going to the races! 356 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,558 Come on, Grandma, Luis will catch up with us - in a hurry... 357 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,353 I am not going to catch up with you - don't count on that! 358 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,358 Grandma - don't argue with him! 359 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,238 Luis baby, you'd better catch up with us! 360 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,278 Well, thanks, dad... 361 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,558 Look, it needs straightening again! 362 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,312 Luis, I want to have some peace and quiet... 363 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,398 But I don't! 364 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,998 I'm going to run away - 365 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,078 I'm going to leave... 366 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,438 Look, I've been running away for 35 years and I haven't done it yet - 367 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,153 you won't do it either. 368 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,158 I am going to run away! I will, I will! 369 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,553 You will - where to? 370 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,638 You'll leave your family like a no good bum? 371 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,678 Where to? 372 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,838 Look - the men in our family have a sense of duty, do you hear? 373 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,278 So you want me to run after them to Chuchle, don't you? 374 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,118 Look, Luis - let me tell you - 375 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,398 if you don't win out over the football, 376 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,272 you are a dead man to me, that's what you are... 377 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,038 Slow down, no, no - start! 378 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,551 Grandma... - What? 379 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,558 Where's Luis? - I don't know - he was right here a minute ago. 380 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,558 Grandma - where's Luis? - I don't know. 381 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,758 Hell - if he went to the football, I'll show him... 382 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,518 Avodka! 383 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,758 That's how daddy fell - bim - 384 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,758 No, that's how daddy fell, you know... 385 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,038 That's how daddy fell - bum - 386 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,232 Luis baby, Luis baby... 387 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,158 Oh Lord, 388 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,873 I'm so nervous I can't do a thing. 389 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,554 Don't do a thing then... 390 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,638 Yes, yes... 391 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,158 I don't know how you can read your paper so calmly. 392 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,198 But I'm not reading them calmly. - One always reads the papers calmly. 393 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,954 You've never read a paper in your life and you tell me 394 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,150 how people read... 395 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,158 When would you expect me to read? The amount of work I have... 396 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,153 Look, intelligent people 397 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,238 always find the time to read the papers to learn 398 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,153 what's happening in the world... 399 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,358 Clever, aren't you - you are interested in what's happening to the world... 400 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,468 Or course I am interested... ...but you never gave a damn about 401 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,558 what's happening at home! - Stop harping on me - 402 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,557 so the boy hand too much to drink, so he'll sleep it off and we'll see... 403 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,318 Martin, you're a rock... 404 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,558 Stop playing at daddy - 405 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,194 play horses, will you? 406 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,358 Don't you look at us - 407 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,438 don't you look at us - 408 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,758 they are going to take "Him" from you and crucify "him" 409 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,358 we've got "him" in the kitchen 410 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,638 I can show "him" to you! 411 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,758 Where are you taking the crucifix? 412 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,558 Watch me and you'll see! 413 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,558 It's warm. 414 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,078 You're carrying the crucifix around 415 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,758 as if you were a nun! 416 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,958 Don't look like this - 417 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,032 so the boy got drunk, what's wrong with that? You act as if that was a crime. 418 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,158 He's a grown man, isn't he? 419 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,238 He'll sleep it off and we'll see... 420 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,760 It doesn't hang straight - you know that, don't you? 421 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,953 Not here, Luis baby... 422 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,560 You missed a lot, Luis, you missed a great game - 423 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,638 A match you'll never see the likes of. 424 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,233 It was like a concert, like the Philharmonic! 425 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,079 I don't find the right words to describe it... Jurkanin, the centerforward... 426 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,158 Sparta has a team 427 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,438 that would beat even Real Madrid!... you've never seen a match like that... 428 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,878 just imagine Luis - 429 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,958 straight from the goal - a long shot - not high - just right - 430 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,758 Andrej kicked the ball 431 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,556 across the field to Vrana, Vrana changed from left foot to the right - 432 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,755 passed it on to Vesely - 433 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,838 the speed, you ought to have seen that - 434 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,356 Vesely stood there like a wooden figure, 435 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,078 I shouted like mad, 436 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,158 and that's when they scored for the first time! 437 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,758 Within two minutes, another attack - do you hear? 438 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,758 Within two minute... Andrej 439 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,878 fooled them... he didn't catch the ball - are you listening? 440 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,158 Listen, I've got no one to tell this to... 441 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,158 He passed the ball and now 442 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,153 a header... and now another. 443 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,034 I said to myself: That's great - 444 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,357 one of those slow pokes threw it to him, you see, then a back heel, 445 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,557 and - damn you... 446 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,958 I need a cup of coffee. 447 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,638 Wait, Luis, I'll be back in a minute. 448 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,638 Where are you going with the cigarettes? - Guess. 449 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,350 You aren't going to smoke in the bedroom! - Is the coffee ready yet? 450 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,158 Is the coffee ready yet? I feel sick... 451 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,230 Get out of here with the cigarette. - For Christ's sake, mum, leave me alone. 452 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,758 I'm telling you to get out with those cigarettes. 453 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,350 Jesus Christ, don't make me crazy... I'll be damned if I... this can't go on, 454 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,478 you are driving me crazy! 455 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,558 You crazy old shrew! 456 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,156 Did you see that, Luis? Crazy old shrew! 457 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,239 I'm going to teach you a lesson! 458 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,758 The curtains could stand it for once! 459 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,952 I'll be damned... you can't take much, my boy! 460 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,551 Christ... I'll... 461 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,550 Dad! Please... be sensible! Dad! Mum! 462 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,430 ...I'm going to show her... 463 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,755 Dad, stop! 464 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,557 Here... go and pickle your bedding 465 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,838 for all I care... damn you... 466 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,678 Luis baby, your coffee is ready. 467 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,038 No, not here - come on, let... 468 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,714 Did you see that? 469 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,917 He isn't satisfied with having destroyed my life 470 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,912 he wants to destroy the bedding, too! The dirty old... but I'll show him...! 471 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,318 I'm not going to unlock the door till he makes the bed again! 472 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,758 The door is going to stay locked till you make the beds! 473 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,158 Don't be silly! 474 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,760 I am not going to unlock the door! 475 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,555 Please - open the door! 476 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,758 I told you I won't! 477 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,918 Mum, don't be silly, this isn't gong to help! 478 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,758 I'd rather you told me why you got so drunk - 479 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,958 and you stop kicking the door, it's useless! 480 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,038 Luis, open the door! - I haven't got the key! 481 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,158 It's in the door, isn't it? - It isn't, mum took it away. 482 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,838 Hell and damnation! 483 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,353 Luis, the key is in the lock! 484 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,949 It isn't! 485 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,759 Hell, I can't see through... 486 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,758 There's flap there, you spy! 487 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,238 I'm going to kick the door in! Hell, mum, open up 488 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,358 or I'll tear the bedding to shreds! 489 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,199 That would take a real man! 490 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,158 Please, mum, let him out, don't be silly. 491 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,238 I won't! - But this is silly... 492 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,156 Make the beds - you won't get out otherwise if you stand on your head! 493 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,558 All right, all right, 494 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,558 I'm going to make the beds, you'll be sorry yet! 495 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,878 Mum, I have to go to the toilet! 496 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,758 There's a pot in there! 497 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,478 Awoman like that expects you to pray for her! 498 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,558 All the devils in hell must be alerted... 499 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,758 Who is it? - Suchankova... 500 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,150 Mrs. Suchankova? - Hello, Mrs. Homolkova... 501 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,748 Hello... - Who is banging so hard in your place? 502 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,156 Who is doing what? - Don't you hear it - it resounds through the whole house? 503 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,555 Do you hear anything? - Of course I do. 504 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,240 I'll be damned... - So will I... 505 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,838 Luis... - What? 506 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,912 Who was it? - I don't know. 507 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,748 Look, Luis... - What? 508 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,758 Where's the key? - For Christ's sake - I told you 509 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,952 mum took it... - Never mind. Look, Luis... 510 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,272 Well... - I have an idea... - What, again? 511 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,878 Look - all depends on you... 512 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,151 Don't be scared... why are you scared? The way you talked in the afternoon... 513 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,758 I am not scared, why do you thin I am? 514 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,758 I hope you aren't. 515 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,958 It's much too high, dad - 516 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,158 I'll never manage... 517 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,158 What are you staring at? - I'm not. 518 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,748 What?! - I said I'm not. 519 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,158 Take the beer home before the foam falls... 520 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,037 I'm on my way to fetch the beer. - Go and fetch it, then. 521 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,238 I want to see you throw... 522 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,751 Look, scram, scram, I said. Run along, scram... 523 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,558 Christ, he is an idiot! 524 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,312 He can't be my son - such a stupid ass - 525 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,558 Christ, I've never seen such an idiot. 526 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,158 Hello, Mrs. Suchankova. - Hello, Mr. Homolka - 527 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,358 Did the noise come from your apartment? - I threw some cigarettes into your window. 528 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,952 Look, what do you take me for? I know the noise came from your place. 529 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,153 Stupid ass - stupid ass... 530 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,238 can't be my son... can't be my son... 531 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,233 You didn't stay outside long enough to cure your headache... 532 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,153 You've only been outside a few minutes. - A few minutes but it's enough. 533 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,953 Why didn't you stay a bit longer? - Never mind, mum. 534 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,078 Why didn't you put a stone inside to make it heavier? 535 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,634 What stone? Oh - no stone. 536 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,828 Look, next time I'm going to throw something at you, you... 537 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,918 You didn't throw me anything, you... - What stone? 538 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,078 Next time I'll ask old Mrs. Waitinger - she'll do better than you... 539 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,710 Come on - what did you and dad arrange to do? What stone? 540 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,155 We didn't arrange anything... - Say, dad - what stone? 541 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,233 Go to hell, you crazy old harpy! Mum stop it - can't you see how my head hurts? 542 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,318 You shouldn't have got drunk! 543 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,474 Why don't you unlock the door? Nothing but quarrels all the time... 544 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,068 Open the door, curse you... 545 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:11,118 Nothing but quarrels - if it wasn't more than that, 546 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,073 I wouldn't mind, but that's the way we live - 547 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,953 take Romeo and Juliet - that's what I call a loving couple... 548 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,235 Yeah - for how long? They died soon... - Mum... 549 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,318 And our dad? He'll live to be a hundred! 550 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,155 Open the door and stop the nonsense! 551 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,352 Do you hear him? Would Romeo ever have kicked the door? 552 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,838 You'll have to revarnish it! 553 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,157 Why should I revarnish it? There won't be anything left to revarnish! 554 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,758 Look, Pauline, don't pretend to be out - you left your shoes out here! 555 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,918 Silly thing to do... 556 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,838 Look, Pauline, 557 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,794 I'm taking your shoes along - 558 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,878 I'll sit in the car 559 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,958 and wait for you to come out. 560 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,553 And I hope you heard me! 561 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,758 Who is it now? - Mrs. Suchankova again! 562 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,709 Mrs. Homolkova - - Didn't I tell you that - 563 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,758 That's not why I came - - I'm bringing Mr. Homolka's cigarettes. 564 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,917 What cigarettes? - He threw them through the window into my apartment! 565 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,318 You are the only sensible creature here... 566 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,238 Luis, Luis... 567 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,358 What? - Who was that? 568 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,351 Look, don't talk to me. - Don't you talk to me! Silly ass. 569 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,558 You don't even know how to throw things, but never mind. 570 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,638 Look, Luis, couldn't you push a cigarette through the keyhole? 571 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,151 I could - if I took the tabacco out... - Hell and damnation! 572 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,078 So you and dad conspire against me? Behind my back? 573 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,951 Look - leave the door handle alone - make the beds, or else... 574 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,078 So that's why you went for a walk? 575 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,158 God is just and made you miss! 576 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,078 Look, I was going to fry you a steak but as you like dad 577 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,475 more than me, go, go, go to your wife. 578 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,160 I don't want you here! - I'm not going... - I don't want you here! 579 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,158 If you like dad more than me... - I don't like him better - why should I 580 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,953 that's all you ever say you like him better - you are both great, 581 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,469 but I don't remember that you've ever acted like normal people! 582 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,830 Like normal people... - Are you and Hedy normal people? 583 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,350 That's something else again. 584 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,954 Is it? Why are you here then? Why aren't you with Hedy? 585 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,038 All right, I'm going to join her now. 586 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,879 Why don't you? 587 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,752 I'll be better off there than here! 588 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,358 A lady has to wear a hat, 589 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,558 ha... ha... ha... hat 590 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,358 without a hat she is no lady... 591 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,358 Hats of all shapes and styles... Daddy 592 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,318 we aren't to talk to you! Yes, daddy! 593 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,198 Why not? - Mummy said we mustn't! 594 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,278 Yes, daddy, mummy said we mustn't, that's a fact! 595 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,958 She can't have. - She did, she did. 596 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,472 I'll be damned if I do it! I am not going to! 597 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,878 I'd be stupid if I did! Cursed work... 598 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,358 Hell, mum, you don't expect me to make the bed, do you? 599 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,033 Jesus, mum, I'm going crazy for a cigarette! I feel like crying... 600 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,754 Cry, why don't you? 601 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,353 Matt, let me have the book. - What do you want it for? 602 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,638 I want to look at the pictures. 603 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,355 Daddy, let's play cow... 604 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,556 Yes, daddy, let's play cow... 605 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,638 Don't be difficult, daddy. 606 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,358 Boo - I am a cow called Daisy... 607 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,717 Great! Great! Again...! - I'd like to tell you what you are! 608 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,552 Off to the kitchen with you, boys. We'll go and prepare supper. 609 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,551 Let them stay - don't you see we are playing? - Look... 610 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,558 Didn't I tell you you are not to talk to daddy? 611 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,638 Heddy, Heddy, don't be so hard on me. 612 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,155 It's all your fault! 613 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,352 Next time I'm going to the football - 614 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,038 or I'll get drunk again... 615 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,278 We'll settle accounts yet... 616 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,958 ...or I'll go to the football 617 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,758 and get drunk! 618 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,838 Or I'm going to start running after girls! 619 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,158 Hell and damnation! 620 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,712 That's how you should whistle... 621 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,355 Boys, how often have I told you not 622 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,238 to play with the taps in the bathroom? 623 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,153 Daddy, we aren't supposed to talk to you. - Yes, daddy, we really aren't 624 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,350 supposed to talk to you. - That's what I said - 625 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,556 In that case, look after them! 626 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,631 We aren't to talk to you, mummy said we mustn't. 627 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:01,029 Well it's true that mummy told us not to. 628 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,839 Did you really tell the boys not to talk to their own father? 629 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,832 Yes, grandma, mummy said we mustn't, 630 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,278 yes, grandma, mummy said not to... 631 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,834 Do you think that's right? 632 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,838 Yes, I think it's right. 633 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,198 Hasn't the soup gone sour? 634 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,919 I don't think so. You don't? - I don't. 635 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,072 It's because dad's upset me - I've lost my taste... 636 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,398 Hedy, you shouldn't have done that... - What? 637 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,034 You shouldn't have told the boys not to talk to their father. 638 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,232 Look, grandma, that's my affair. - Your affair? What do you mean? 639 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,638 It's my affair too... Is he your husband or mine? 640 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,149 He's your husband but my son! 641 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,549 So what? - I am his mother, that's what. 642 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,148 So what, so what? 643 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,589 I won't let you treat my Luis baby that way... 644 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:22,678 Look, grandma, I am his wife... 645 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,758 Yes, and what's more - a wife or a mother. 646 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,553 Wait, he'll tell us what's more - a wife 647 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,353 or a mother, he'll tell you. 648 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,158 Did you lock him in? - No. Why should I lock him in? 649 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,238 But he is locked in - look, Luis baby - 650 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,352 Luis - Luis baby... 651 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,758 Go to hell! - He is asleep - I know him... 652 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,559 He never locks the door... 653 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,353 And now he did. 654 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,838 Luis, do you hear? 655 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,958 ...Of course he's snoring - do you hear him? 656 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,070 Never mind, never mind, 657 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,513 we'll wake him - he must tell us what's more... 658 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,958 Degrading, what's what it is! Degrading! 659 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,278 Mum - I've made them... 660 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,358 Mum, do you hear? I've made the beds! 661 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,318 So you don't believe me, do you? 662 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,750 Such degradation - and you won't talk to me? 663 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,755 For heaven's sake, 664 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,838 I'm going to have a heart attack... 665 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,958 I lost a shoe... Shall I lock the door? 666 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,078 Hedy, are you there? Look, 667 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,758 why aren't you sensible if mum isn't? 668 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,151 Look, mum's always been against you, from the beginning, 669 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,233 I heard you argue... 670 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,358 and you side with her! 671 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:45,076 Don't pretend you aren't there - I can hear you! I can hear you cook... 672 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,358 Boys, why don't you say something? 673 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,438 I am locking the door. 674 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,353 Oh, Matt, shut the water off, 675 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,478 Matt, shut the water off! 676 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,191 Look grandma, I've only got one set of nerves. 677 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,271 And what do I care about your nerves? What do I care about your nerves 678 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,351 when I have to see how unhappy my poor boy is. 679 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,431 Do you think I am happy? What a family I married into... 680 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,511 beyond all my dreams! What a family... 681 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,034 And what do you think you, you are? You are so proud you cold be a princess! 682 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,350 You ought to be glad my Luis baby married you, 683 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,954 you ought to kiss his hands! - And what else am I supposed to kiss? 684 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,753 My ass! 685 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,958 Mum - I am telling you - I hate you! Do you hear? 686 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,352 I am telling you - in front of Hedy - in front of witnesses - 687 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,151 and if someone hits you over the head it's going to be me! 688 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,671 Do you hear? 689 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,118 I really made the beds, that's how low I've sunk - 690 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,356 but you aren't going to see it, if I was to sit here till the end 691 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,758 of my days, hell, till the end of my days 692 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,233 - there you are - 693 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,153 that's what you'll get, you old harpy... 694 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,318 Say it - I want you to say it. - For Christ's sake! 695 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,391 Don't take the Lord's name in vain - 696 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,875 I want you to tell her who is more... 697 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,150 Don't you see he is afraid to tell you? Luis... 698 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,033 Stupid - why should he be afraid - stupid - he is afraid to tell you! 699 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,919 Why should he be afraid to tell me that a wife is more than a mother? 700 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,157 Of course he is - he is afraid of you. Luis baby - Luis baby - 701 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,755 who are you afraid of? 702 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,559 Both of you! 703 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,358 Hey, mum, what are you doing? Something's burning! 704 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,758 I've got no one but you... 705 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,758 only you, do you hear? 706 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,758 Look, mum, forget it... 707 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,192 Look, always gave you your heart's desire... 708 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,156 I am making such a lovely steak for you... as soft as a cake... 709 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,909 Aren't the steaks for all of us, grandma? 710 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,560 You aren't going to get one. 711 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,638 Luis baby... - Look, mum... 712 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,758 Luis, baby... - Well, mum... 713 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,158 The steaks! 714 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,353 Stop honking that horn! Are we to listen to that noise... 715 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,438 I hope I can honk if I want to... - Don't argue, my boy! 716 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,630 You ought to have seen the fun! 717 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,712 What got into you? Just look at yourself! 718 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,558 Come and eat! 719 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,078 Needs a draft, that's what it needs - 720 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,998 what a great cook you are, my dear... 721 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,998 Just look at yourself! Put your hands up - 722 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,554 Luis, go and get the boys sweaters! 723 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,353 I'd like to slap you... both of you... 724 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,755 put your hands up - come on - Luis! 725 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,838 What a terrible smell! 726 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,152 Tell her - our blue-ribbon cook... 727 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,558 So you are out, are you? That's news... 728 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,158 You know what you can do - you and the whole family... 729 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,555 I didn't lock you in, grandpa. - We didn't lock you in... 730 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,752 Stop it! - You all locked me - don't argue! 731 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,953 Matt and I didn't! - The whole family did! 732 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,078 Eat - the soup's good. - The whole family locked me in, I said. 733 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,477 Your food will get cold... Just watch - a lot is going to happen. 734 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,156 Dad - stop it... I'm going to show you what's... what... I will... 735 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,758 Sorry - pardon me... so you are not going to stop honking, are you? 736 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,156 Do you understand Czech, damn you? 737 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,238 Where are you going - who do you think you are? - Just do that again! 738 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,912 Luis - boys - come on, come on - 739 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,038 Come on! You'll catch cold, do you hear? 740 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,758 Hedy - the food gets cold... 741 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,917 I'll slap your face - and that goes for all of you - do you want to catch cold? 742 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,234 Hurry up - you can take it later... 743 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,558 Come and eat, dad - the soup is good - 744 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,958 and the potato-salad... 745 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,438 Have a cigarette, dad... 746 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,758 you can smoke in the kitchen... come on, dad... 747 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,358 Hedy - the food is getting cold... 748 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,953 ...you can't blame me for not being able to... 749 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,156 if he keeps honking... 750 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,754 I know - except that you said that once before, today... 751 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,952 I wish he hadn't taken our shoes away! - I'll teach you manners, hooligan... 752 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:26,998 Grandpa, she's thrown a bucket of water on him and we'll throw the burned steaks! 753 01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,598 Where are you going? Where are you going? We'll throw them on his head - yeah! 754 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,350 Boys, who put you up to this? Who gave you permission? 755 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,352 What an idea! Dad, come and watch the fun! 756 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,438 Don't try to butter me up - I told you - 757 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,433 there's going to be no fun - you'll be sorry yet... remember that! 758 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,472 As you wish - it's you who's going to be sorry. 759 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,558 Who is going to be sorry? Who? You are going to be sorry! 760 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,558 You are. - Crazy old harpy... 761 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,278 she dares to tell me that I am going to be sorry... 762 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,472 what does she take me for, a complete idiot? 763 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,638 I am going to be sorry, I... why should I be? 764 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,551 Why should I be sorry? 765 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,833 And that's the people I have to live with... cursed life... 766 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,838 we'll see yet who is going to be sorry! 767 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,478 Come and eat your soup - the show's over, anyway... 768 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,912 nasty hooligan... deserved all he got... - He did - a boy that age - 769 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,594 with a car... 770 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,558 A car? Do you call that a car? 771 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,638 Mrs. Suchankova aimed well... It was funny... 772 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,478 very funny... call that a car? 773 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,438 Dad - did you lock yourself in? - This is a madhouse - Jesus Christ... 774 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,958 Grandpa, grandpa... - Dad! Dad - this is nonsense... 775 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,158 It isn't... 776 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,438 Jesus, dad, open the door - we're like a pack of lunatics. 777 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,758 Do you hear? This is like a loony bin! 778 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,998 The whole world is a loony bin nowadays... 779 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:25,078 Yes - and that's why ought to have some peace at home. You said so yourself? 780 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,552 I've been looking for peace for 35 years and what do I get? A constant rodeo! 781 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,036 And what have I got? 782 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,549 Oh Lord - I wish they'd come and fix the TV-set 783 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,353 or we'll all go mad... I'm going to our room - 784 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,438 it would be too much to expect that grandpa would unlock the door... 785 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,758 We've locked the door, we've locked the door. 786 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,838 Why did you lock the door? Because we've never been locked in... 787 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,194 Boys - do you hear me? 788 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,555 'Cause grandpa also locked the door! 789 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,750 Is that why you locked it? - Yeah! 790 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,956 Open the door, do you hear! 791 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,713 You won't be allowed to watch television... 792 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,758 It's broken anyway! Don't make me mad! 793 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,033 Dad - do you know what you've done now? The boys have locked themselves in. 794 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:13,232 Open the door and they will, too. - That's a trick I'm not going to fall for! 795 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,557 I am telling that the boys have locked themselves in because you did... 796 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,758 That's the truth, dad! 797 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,833 The boys are imitating you, dad! 798 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,753 It's a trick... 799 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,838 My word of honour - when they saw you lock the door, they did, too - 800 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,633 my word of honour... tell him... 801 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,633 ...honestly... honestly... 802 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,758 All right... I'm coming... 803 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,158 I'm coming... 804 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,638 but let me tell you - I'm going to open the door, 805 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,958 but God help you if it's a trick! 806 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,756 Come and lock, grandpa - see for yourself... 807 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,158 The boys... they've locked themselves 808 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,789 in like their grandpa... 809 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,917 That's great! ...that proves whom they love... 810 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,759 that proves whom they love! 811 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,197 Boys, open the door - this is your grandpa, 812 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,478 I've opened it too... - Yes - but you've been locked 813 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,551 in for a long time - and we are going to stay locked in for a long time too... 814 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,555 There you are... 815 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,558 You were in such a hurry to get into the kitchen - you can go now... 816 01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,955 So what? Is that a miracle? You are telling me as if it were a miracle 817 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,429 that the kitchen door is open... - You kept begging me 818 01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:50,358 to open the door! - I - begging you? 819 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:52,948 I begging you for something - I've never begged in my life... 820 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,833 Look, stop it or I'll... 821 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,758 Oh, she's just furious that the boys love me better 822 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,553 than her, that's it... - The boys - love you better? 823 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,069 You? 824 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,158 The boys and love you better? 825 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,558 Boys - open the door! 826 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,112 We aren't going to - even if you were to stand on your head! 827 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,318 What do you think of that? - Don't be silly! 828 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,358 ...we aren't silly... we aren't silly... 829 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:29,958 I need something from the room... 830 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,038 No you don't... hahaha... 831 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,318 Just you wait till I come back from the bathroom. 832 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,919 Why should I be afraid of her? 833 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,912 I know you aren't afraid of her - why should you be? 834 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,753 Not of me - but you are afraid of her - of her - you are! 835 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,394 Because if you aren't you'd admit 836 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,948 that the boys love me more than her! 837 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,554 What nonsense! She can't admit that 838 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,148 because it isn't true! And she won't admit they love me best 839 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:08,038 because she's mad at me, that's why! 840 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,072 Say it, Hedy - say it! - What do you want me to say? 841 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,158 Whom the boys love best... - Don't ask me - go and ask the boys! 842 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,511 I've about had enough! Everybody keeps locking doors 843 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,638 but no one ever locks the door of the bathroom so the boys can't play there! 844 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,158 This is the 2nd time I've had a shower today... 845 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,153 So what? That's no reason to get excited they are only children, after all... 846 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:29,913 Yes - because of a bit of water... 847 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:33,158 Thanks for the advise - open the door, boys! 848 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,078 Luis - Luis - don't be silly! 849 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,760 Don't make such a fuss... 850 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,149 Boys, do you hear? You are going to get a good hiding! 851 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,356 Haven't I told you again and again 852 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,556 not to play with the shower? 853 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,750 Boys - boys, don't be scared, I won't let anyone touch you! 854 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,354 Stop it! If you don't know how to teach them mannaers, shut up! 855 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,596 What sort of education is that? Terrible! 856 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,029 If you can't tell them off at least keep your mouth shut. 857 01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,310 Listen, Luis baby, I think I've done enough... 858 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,312 Look, Luis, stop cursing, the boys hear enough curses as it is... 859 01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,758 children should be talked 860 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:07,838 to sensibly... Jesus Christ... 861 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,918 what they need is a bit of love... 862 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,952 one need that even at our age... 863 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:18,358 people need to be loved... 864 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:21,318 Yes, of course - why are you staring at me? 865 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:24,318 If you are right, I don't argue... 866 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,478 Grandpa - is daddy still there? Is he there? 867 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,558 Luis baby - go to the kitchen, dad and I will settle this... 868 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,478 Grandpa... Grandpa... 869 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,478 Of course I'm here, boys - 870 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,558 you can open the door now, your dad's gone away... 871 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,229 No, no - I'm going to give them a good hiding! 872 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:49,675 We are going to open up - now! 873 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,069 Stop it, stop it... 874 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,158 I am telling you they'll get a beating like never before... 875 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:58,078 They are not... - Come here, boys, come here! 876 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,919 Only over my dead body! Do you hear? 877 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,759 Who gave you permission to play with the shower? 878 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,638 You do it again and again - just look at me... 879 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,558 This is a madhouse... 880 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,433 Who are you going to obey? 881 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,159 Grandpa... I don't believe this 882 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,551 Look, go and look after the children - 883 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:22,638 they are pampering them - it's unbelievable 884 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:29,358 ...now what is it? Aren't you talking to me? 885 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,160 I am - why not... 886 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,118 Why don't you say something? 887 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,158 Look, I am only human, do you understand? 888 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,478 So what? So am I - 889 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,478 and so are my parents - only human... what else... 890 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,758 Listen, we tricked your daddy, didn't we? - Well - what do you think? 891 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,958 ...and I'm going to go and buy you a nice roller-scooter 892 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:05,238 understand? 893 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,873 There's something wrong with the boys they aren't as lively as usual... 894 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,753 That's Luis fault... 895 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,358 Hell, when is Van ek coming to fix the TV? 896 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,758 Day after tomorrow, he said. 897 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,358 What's the matter with you? 898 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,758 Nothing. 899 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,758 Shouldn't the soup be warmed up again? 900 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,160 Mum... 901 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,158 Stop it, I am exhausted! 902 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,238 Wait, we've got to reach our goal! - What goal? Where are you going? 903 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,549 When I think where I could have been if I hadn't grown so fat... 904 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,756 where I could have been if I hadn't grown so fat... 905 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,758 What's the matter? 906 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,078 Where she could have been if she hadn't grown so fat... 907 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,158 Hedy... Hedy... 908 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,158 Oh, I'm so unhappy! 909 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:49,158 Christ, that's no tragedy... 910 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,158 Look, Hedy - if I think where I could have been - what I could have done... 911 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,238 I am fat and unhappy too and I don't cry... Hedy... 912 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,318 Look, who isn't... who isn't unhappy? 913 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,678 What should I say? What I could have done and where I could have been... 914 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:07,118 we are here, so what can we do... 915 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:10,750 Look, you've got the twins... so what's the matter? 916 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,759 Let me tell you - the boys will go far, won't they? Boys... 917 01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,758 I'll go far... 918 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:23,558 Yes, even further... 919 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:27,156 That's it, boys - you'll go far and that's all that matters, isn't it? 920 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,478 We'll far, we'll go far... ...see the whole world! 921 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,558 The whole world! ...the world... 922 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:41,158 So what else do you want, what else? 923 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:44,238 Two lovely boys - Chat else do you want? 924 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:47,518 Mummy, I want to go to the toilet! I do, too! 925 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:51,152 You do? Run along, boys hurry up, run along... 926 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,358 Well, boys, but to go far isn't easy. 927 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:58,278 Don't you dare wet the lid, boys! 928 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,358 I always say a family is the foundation stone of the whole state... 929 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,353 That's what I keep telling you. 930 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,392 You - telling us? I never heard you say that! 931 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,553 Well, so you hear me now. 932 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,638 I bet you've read that somewhere... - What are you saying? 933 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,234 Have you ever seen me read? 934 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:19,312 No, I've never seen you read, that's a fact! 935 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,638 Well? That's right, grandpa, a family is the foundation of the state. 936 01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,837 Don't I know that? And what's the state? 937 01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:30,118 What's the state - we are the state, aren't we? 938 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,960 That's a smart thing to say. 939 01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,958 Yes, isn't it? 940 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,478 Hedy... - Oh, I could have been a dancer... 941 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,798 Look, Hedy, what is it now? 942 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,918 Don't, Hedy... - Leave me alone, will you? 943 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:51,552 Look at yourself - look Chat you've done to me, 944 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,158 all of you... where I could have been, 945 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:59,358 how far I could have gone... what are you staring at, all of you? 946 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:04,598 I am in a rut... 947 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,758 that's where I am... 948 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:12,351 Don't look at me, it's all your fault. 949 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:16,237 Get up, Luis baby, get up and dance with her... 950 01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:19,558 come on dad, let's have some music - 951 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,638 try the radio... 952 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:26,158 If the TV had worked, all this wouldn't have happened... 953 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,758 do you want to dance to this? 954 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,117 Don't be silly, mum, don't be silly... 955 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,717 Get up, Luis - I wan to dance too... 956 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,638 Don't be silly...