1 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:11,344 Terry: And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 2 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,827 Time. 3 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:15,137 Six saltines in under a minute can't be done. 4 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:16,586 It's like concrete in here. 5 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:18,034 That's what they said about the 2-minute mile. 6 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,931 Nobody's ever run a 2-minute mile. 7 00:00:19,965 --> 00:00:20,827 Watch and learn, chichi. 8 00:00:20,862 --> 00:00:23,413 Okay, and... 9 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,379 go. 10 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:27,034 Six saltines all at once? You're smoking crack, dude. 11 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,689 If you want to get kooky, you could do five 12 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,241 and one or four and two, 13 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:33,000 but six altogether, you're just off the grid. 14 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:35,931 Although I must say, you are dominating those saltines. 15 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:39,000 Terry McConky is bitch-slapping these crackers. 16 00:00:39,034 --> 00:00:40,000 You're gonna do it. 17 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,551 You're gonna -- [ Whistles ] 18 00:00:41,586 --> 00:00:43,241 45 seconds. 19 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:44,931 Wow! That's amazing. 20 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:46,034 The saltine challenge is, in fact, 21 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:48,137 no challenge whatsoever. 22 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:50,000 Pay up. Okay. 23 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:51,655 There you go. How do you do it? 24 00:00:51,689 --> 00:00:53,551 I have a wet mouth -- super wet. 25 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,827 You know, it's the saliva that allows you to taste food, 26 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:57,896 which means food must taste great to you. 27 00:00:57,931 --> 00:00:59,000 It does. It tastes great. 28 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:00,413 I really enjoyed my lunch today. 29 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:02,034 Okay. 30 00:01:02,068 --> 00:01:03,758 I ask this next question with all due respect. 31 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:05,137 Which means you don't. 32 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:06,689 If someone is born with a wetter mouth 33 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:08,137 than the average person, 34 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:10,172 does that mean they are more likely to be plus-size 35 00:01:10,206 --> 00:01:11,827 because food tastes better to them? 36 00:01:11,862 --> 00:01:13,241 Or if you're born plus-size, 37 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:15,344 maybe you're genetically born with a wetter mouth, 38 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,344 which makes food tastier, which keeps you plus-sized. 39 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,172 Hmm. Makes you think. 40 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,068 Yeah, real chicken-or-the-egg scenario, isn't it? 41 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:24,172 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 42 00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:26,310 Man: Tacoma Fire, animal rescue, 43 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:28,137 6984 Adams Avenue. 44 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,344 Please respond.Let's hit it. 45 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:33,862 At least it stopped raining. 46 00:01:33,896 --> 00:01:35,931 Holy shit, what is that, a llama? 47 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,034 -An alpaca. -What's the difference? 48 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:40,034 A llama is bigger with longer ears, 49 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:42,068 and alpacas get stuck in swing sets. 50 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,931 -What are you, an expert? -Google. 51 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:46,172 The owner said that the alpaca got stuck up there 52 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,862 and now she can't navigate her way down. 53 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:49,034 Why don't you just harness it and lift it out? 54 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,068 We can't. We tried. 55 00:01:50,103 --> 00:01:51,724 Why? 'Cause of the sharp teeth and claws? 56 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:53,172 -[ Screaming ] -Whoa! 57 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:56,724 -Oh, oh, oh! -Blegh! 58 00:01:56,758 --> 00:01:58,931 Blegh! -Sneezing on him? 59 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:00,413 When they're threatened, they spit. 60 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:01,758 -No kidding. -Dude. 61 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:03,413 [ Sighs ] Ooh. 62 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:06,310 I think I'm having an allergic reaction to the spit. 63 00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:08,137 It's actually a gastric goo. 64 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:10,413 The bigger the threat, the more they reach down 65 00:02:10,448 --> 00:02:12,724 deep into their tri-part stomach and just... 66 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,000 It's really gross. 67 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,379 You got a tri-part stomach, right? 68 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:17,551 [ Laughs ] 69 00:02:17,586 --> 00:02:19,344 Okay, hey. 70 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:20,896 Now what are you gonna do, huh? 71 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:23,034 Oh! Oh! 72 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:25,241 It's like catching gasoline! 73 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,655 Aaah! 74 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:29,344 God. 75 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:31,172 Hey, ask Google how to make it stop. 76 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:33,586 Uh... Love. 77 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,172 That's what I needed to hear. 78 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:37,689 I need you to come back up and help distract this thing. 79 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,310 -How am I gonna do that? -Show your muscles. 80 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:42,482 Come on. 81 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:43,724 Hey, pretty girl. 82 00:02:43,758 --> 00:02:45,724 You look so soft. 83 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:47,827 I just want to pet you all over. 84 00:02:47,862 --> 00:02:49,689 Cap, it's not one of your divorcées, okay? 85 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:51,482 That's not gonna work. 86 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:52,517 Oh! 87 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:54,482 Oh! Oh! 88 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:56,689 Oh! 89 00:02:56,724 --> 00:02:59,137 I got an idea. Ohh! 90 00:02:59,172 --> 00:03:01,689 No, no, Chief, Chief, you don't want to do that. 91 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,172 Hey, buddy. 92 00:03:03,206 --> 00:03:04,758 You got a lot of spit in your mouth? 93 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:09,931 Hey. Hey, buddy. 94 00:03:09,965 --> 00:03:14,034 Yeah, I bet that dries that mouth right up. 95 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,758 All right, Ike, get the harness. Get the harness. 96 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:17,034 Yeah, I got it, I got it. 97 00:03:17,068 --> 00:03:19,172 O-kay. 98 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,896 [ Applause ] 99 00:03:21,931 --> 00:03:23,137 Eddie: So what we really established 100 00:03:23,172 --> 00:03:25,000 is that your mouth is wetter than a llama's. 101 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:27,379 An alpaca, and you owe me 20 bucks. 102 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:29,344 Collect it from the llama. 103 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:42,655 Well, I'm hot blooded 104 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,413 Check it and see 105 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:49,172 Got a fever of 103 106 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:51,137 I'm hot blooded 107 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:01,068 Check it out. Package from the alpaca lady. 108 00:04:01,103 --> 00:04:03,517 Ooh, an al-package? 109 00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:06,241 Uh, I can still smell that gastric goo. 110 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,241 As a show of thanks, she is providing us 111 00:04:08,275 --> 00:04:11,896 a $500 gift certificate for alpaca fleece goods. 112 00:04:11,931 --> 00:04:14,655 Whoa!And they are soft. 113 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,344 Look at that -- alpacas. 114 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:19,482 -Whoo! -Choice. 115 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:20,827 Oh-ho. 116 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:22,137 Soft. 117 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:23,689 Surprisingly soft. 118 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,034 Oh, soft. 119 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:26,551 Super soft. 120 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:29,172 These mamas are soft. 121 00:04:29,206 --> 00:04:31,034 Hey, wait a minute. 122 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,896 Do they kill alpacas for their fur? 123 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,586 Ike, sadly they do. 124 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,931 Disgusting. 125 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:38,827 Oh, but so soft, though. 126 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,862 They make scarves, mittens, hats, sweaters, rugs, 127 00:04:41,896 --> 00:04:43,862 jumpers -- ooh, I want a jumper. 128 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,896 I used to have a pair of alpaca booties once. 129 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:46,827 Booties, huh? 130 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:48,241 Mm-hmm. I'm a foot guy. 131 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:50,241 And they really help with those foot massages. 132 00:04:50,275 --> 00:04:52,724 Ugh, I never let anybody touch my feet, 133 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,758 except for my mom, obviously. 134 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:56,689 So, what are we gonna do with the gift certificate? 135 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:58,068 Are we gonna split it or...? 136 00:04:58,103 --> 00:05:00,896 I'm thinking station tournament of champions, 137 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:01,586 winner takes all.[ Gasps ] 138 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:03,517 Whoa! Yes. 139 00:05:03,551 --> 00:05:05,379 We haven't had that in ages.That's what I'm saying. 140 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:08,586 It's raining outside, things are slow, let's do this. 141 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,241 Hey, you guys file that alpaca report? 142 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:11,586 Already done. 143 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,172 Now we're about to do a station tournament of champions. 144 00:05:13,206 --> 00:05:14,172 Ooh. 145 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:16,068 Okay. What's the prize? 146 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:19,206 We got a $500 gift certificate for alpaca fleece goods. 147 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:20,931 Wow. Oh, hey. 148 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:22,413 This is nice. 149 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,241 Wow, this is really soft. 150 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:25,724 I mean, like soft.Right? 151 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:26,862 Yeah, yeah.How do I look? 152 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:28,034 It looks a little small. 153 00:05:28,068 --> 00:05:29,172 What's the first event? 154 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:31,068 Frostbite challenge, bitch. 155 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:33,586 Aw, let's light it up, Sparky. 156 00:05:35,931 --> 00:05:37,379 Eddie: Yeah, yeah. 157 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:38,551 Oh, yeah. 158 00:05:38,586 --> 00:05:40,137 How's that feel, huh?You hate this. 159 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:41,827 You regret this, don't you? 160 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:42,896 How do you like it? 161 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:45,068 Nordic Viking power! 162 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:48,172 Yeah. 163 00:05:48,206 --> 00:05:50,655 Look at Andy, though. He can't take it. 164 00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:53,896 He's soft, like alpaca fur. 165 00:05:53,931 --> 00:05:55,241 There you go. 166 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,586 Terry: His little baby arm's gonna bleed on him. 167 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:57,344 That's the problem. 168 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:58,827 [ All shouting ] 169 00:05:58,862 --> 00:05:59,931 -Hey! -Softie! 170 00:05:59,965 --> 00:06:03,000 He's a softie! 171 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:04,482 Hey! 172 00:06:04,517 --> 00:06:07,241 No, no, no! 173 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:09,034 Is this how you spend the taxpayers' money? 174 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,482 Hey, Councilwoman, how are ya? 175 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:12,000 What's all this? 176 00:06:12,034 --> 00:06:13,896 Uh, this is the frostbite challenge. 177 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:15,379 Oh! 178 00:06:15,413 --> 00:06:17,413 Oh, is this one of those, uh, viral things? 179 00:06:17,448 --> 00:06:19,034 I've been watching the Pittsburgh Police Department 180 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:21,344 sing the "Hamilton" songs on a loop. 181 00:06:21,379 --> 00:06:24,689 Good PR.No, it's not PR. 182 00:06:24,724 --> 00:06:26,344 -Charity? -Nope. 183 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:30,034 It's raining out, so we were just having some fun. 184 00:06:30,068 --> 00:06:32,068 Cool.Cool. 185 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:33,379 Can I talk to you in your office? 186 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:35,206 Uh...now? 187 00:06:35,241 --> 00:06:36,931 Yeah, now, Chief. 188 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:38,586 You sure? 189 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,034 Really sure. 190 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:42,172 -So, now? -Chief, right now. 191 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:43,689 -All right. -You got this. 192 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:44,758 You got this.Don't worry about it. 193 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:47,000 -Hey! -Sucka! 194 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:50,344 Ahhh! 195 00:06:50,379 --> 00:06:51,724 We meet again. 196 00:07:00,275 --> 00:07:01,620 State inspections -- 197 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:06,896 State inspections are next week. 198 00:07:06,931 --> 00:07:08,068 Already, for everybody? 199 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:10,482 All TFD stations are getting assessed. 200 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,137 The City Council wants to improve our rating 201 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:14,034 so that the state increases our budget. 202 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:16,206 Well, we've always had great ratings. 203 00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:19,379 The council is concerned they might drop. 204 00:07:19,413 --> 00:07:21,068 Why? 205 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:23,068 You're a new chief with a track record for fun and games, 206 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:25,482 which was just confirmed for me. 207 00:07:25,517 --> 00:07:27,379 That's just a morale thing -- bonding, you know. 208 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,068 It's important for the crew. 209 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:32,344 I'm all for office playtime just as much as the next gal. 210 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:33,655 Thirsty Thursdays? 211 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:35,034 That's my jam. 212 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:36,206 But I'll be honest. 213 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:38,000 There are other members of the council 214 00:07:38,034 --> 00:07:39,206 that didn't want you to be chief 215 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,482 because they didn't think you were a leader. 216 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:42,827 Who said that? Was it Tobleson? 217 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:45,000 You were one of the guys for a long time. 218 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:46,758 Now you're the chief. 219 00:07:46,793 --> 00:07:48,827 Act like one, all right? 220 00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:50,551 Focus on the inspection. 221 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:52,724 No more games. 222 00:07:52,758 --> 00:07:54,034 [ Telephone rings ] 223 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:56,137 [ Grunts ] 224 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:59,206 [ Telephone rings ] 225 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:00,758 Ugh, come on. 226 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:07,517 McConky. 227 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:09,241 Eddie: You know, your lips are turning blue. 228 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:11,034 Your lips are white. 229 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,896 What does that even mean?You know what it means. 230 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:15,206 This arm ain't coming out until it gets cut off. 231 00:08:15,241 --> 00:08:16,482 All right, hey, hey. Listen up. 232 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:17,586 We got a big state inspection next week. 233 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,068 We need to focus. 234 00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:21,068 Station tournament of champions is over. 235 00:08:21,103 --> 00:08:22,551 Linda: Time to button things up, fellas. 236 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,586 I'm rooting for ya. -Okay. 237 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,517 Bye, Miss Price. 238 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,000 Back on. Like Donkey Kong. 239 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:29,551 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 240 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:30,896 What?That wasn't all for show? 241 00:08:30,931 --> 00:08:31,758 No, it wasn't. 242 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:33,034 Come on, Juicy Mouth. 243 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:34,758 Get back in here. Come on. 244 00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:36,068 Come on, we'll throw an extra 15 minutes on the clock for you. 245 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:37,689 Get in here.No, we got things to do. 246 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,206 Like what? 247 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:40,137 Like we got to clean and repair the hoses? 248 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:41,517 We already did that, Chief. 249 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:42,758 We got to check the SCBAs and the bottles. 250 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:44,034 Chief, I already did that this morning. 251 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:45,482 Get your arms out of the bucket! 252 00:08:45,517 --> 00:08:47,724 Come on, Terry, we've been here for 45 minutes already! 253 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:48,724 This is an order. 254 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:49,862 I want those arms out of the bucket. 255 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:50,862 I'm gonna count to three. 256 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:54,758 Three, two, one. 257 00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:57,827 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 258 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:01,586 Are you kidding me? 259 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:02,896 Hey, hey, listen up. 260 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:04,344 Granny's the winner. Oh! 261 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:06,517 No, you can't make that call. You can't do that. 262 00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:08,206 I can call it, and I did. I'm the Chief. 263 00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:09,655 I'm the commissioner of the tournament. 264 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,000 I want that equipment inventory on my desk ASAP, 265 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,379 and let's nail this inspection, huh? 266 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:14,896 Come on, let's go. 267 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,344 -Oh, man. -Hey, come on now. 268 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,034 Whoa, whoa, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry. 269 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,344 What did she say to you in there? 270 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:21,724 She said I should stop being one of the guys 271 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,172 and act like a chief. 272 00:09:23,206 --> 00:09:24,206 You can still be a chief and have fun. 273 00:09:24,241 --> 00:09:25,344 Chief Ratchet was fun. 274 00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:26,827 Chief Bitterman was a lot of fun. 275 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:28,068 No, neither of them were fun. 276 00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:29,586 Well, then, you can be the first fun chief. 277 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:30,862 How great is that? 278 00:09:30,896 --> 00:09:32,206 You just want me to be your playground buddy. 279 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:33,827 Those days are over. I'm the chief now. 280 00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:35,586 Chiefs don't have fun. I need you to respect that. 281 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,034 Okay. Okay. 282 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:39,896 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 283 00:09:39,931 --> 00:09:41,862 You're welcome, Terry. 284 00:09:45,862 --> 00:09:47,068 Chief? 285 00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:54,344 You will have fun, Terry McConky. 286 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:56,827 I'll make sure of that. Poor chair. 287 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,206 You got a raw deal in life. 288 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:00,724 There. 289 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,379 Hope you're hungry, chair. 290 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:11,517 I thought this chair smelled bad on the outside. 291 00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:23,068 You guys know how valuable this alpaca stuff is? 292 00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:25,034 It's like 300 bucks for a sweater. 293 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:27,310 I could sell this stuff on eBay and make a killing. 294 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:29,310 Granny: No, not if I win it first. 295 00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:31,379 Yeah, I told my girl about that alpaca fur, 296 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,034 and she is hot for it. 297 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,827 Mm-hmm. She said she'd do things. 298 00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:36,724 What kind of things?Soft things. 299 00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:38,137 Mm. 300 00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,586 See, I can't find anything on here 301 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:42,379 about them killing alpacas for their fur. 302 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,931 It just says that they shave them. 303 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,827 Kind of like giving them a haircut. 304 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,931 You know anything about that, Andy? 305 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:48,000 What would Andy know about haircuts 306 00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,241 with his receding hairline? 307 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:50,551 It's not receding. 308 00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:52,068 It's thinning. There's a difference. 309 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,379 -That's receding, brother. -Whatever. 310 00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:55,689 When I win, I'm gonna send all that stuff 311 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,724 back to the alpaca lady in protest 312 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,862 for them killing those beautiful animals for their fleece. 313 00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,000 That's a good cause, man. 314 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,241 You should be proud of yourself. 315 00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:05,586 Hey, you guys seen Chief?He's in his office. 316 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:06,586 All right, let's do the next event. 317 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,137 -Ooh. -Oh, yeah. 318 00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,862 I'm gonna win me some alpaca fur, baby! 319 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,413 No, I'm gonna win that alpaca fur. 320 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:13,689 That's impossible 'cause I'm gonna win that alpaca fur. 321 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,137 I'll tell you what my girl said first. 322 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,931 Oh, I already know 'cause she told me, too. 323 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:19,206 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 324 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:20,655 Ooh. 325 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,655 Ch-ch-chu. 326 00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:25,310 [ Sniffs ] 327 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:28,241 God. 328 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,172 [ Sniffing ] 329 00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:43,655 [ Sighs ] 330 00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:45,206 Oh, God. 331 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:48,551 Hmm. 332 00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,344 Dude, didn't you get bounced from the military 333 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,310 for having shaky hand syndrome? 334 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,379 Hell no. I was a medic. 335 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:08,931 You try doing hemorrhoid surgery on your sergeant 336 00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:10,310 in the middle of a mine field. 337 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,000 It was a piece of cake. 338 00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,724 Well, we thank you for your service. 339 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,137 Oh, he's got it. 340 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:16,206 All: Oh! 341 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,827 Hey! 342 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,586 Uh, what are you guys doing? 343 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,482 Uh, nothing. 344 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,655 Andy, what are you doing? No, don't look at him. 345 00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:25,862 Me, look at me, over here. 346 00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:27,482 Andy, over here. 347 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,482 Are you playing Jaws of Life Jenga? 348 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,172 No.It sure looks like it. 349 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,482 No. No. 350 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:33,655 Then you won't mind if I knock over this 351 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:34,827 random stack of blocks then.[ All shouting ] 352 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,379 Is that okay? 353 00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:38,655 -No, no, no. -Okay, all right. 354 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,862 I said we had to stop this. We have an inspection. 355 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:42,137 The inventory is on your desk. 356 00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:43,655 Hazmat suits? Cleaned. 357 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,206 OSHA checklist? Done. 358 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,206 Rescue rope, safety belts, harnesses, hooks, rope grabs? 359 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:51,000 Checked, checked, and checked. 360 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,068 Can I talk to you for a second out here? 361 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:55,517 Not you. Him. Join me. 362 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,206 Clean that up. 363 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,068 I'm supposed to be putting a stop to this. 364 00:13:01,103 --> 00:13:03,172 No, you're supposed to be "chiefly," and you are. 365 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:04,344 You know, you're part of the problem. 366 00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:05,896 You need to follow orders. 367 00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:07,931 I know, but I've been ragging on you for 25 years. 368 00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,241 You're married to my sister. 369 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,724 It's weird taking orders from you. 370 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,034 And stop calling me Terry in front of the men. 371 00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:13,655 I'm Chief. I'm not Terry. 372 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,241 I'm not Juicy Mouth. 373 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,724 You know what? You're right. 374 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,551 My bad, Chief. 375 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,586 You wouldn't be pulling any pranks, would you? 376 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:21,931 What kind of pranks? 377 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,137 Prank pranks, pranky pranks, 378 00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,344 covert pranks? 379 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,758 You said now's not the time. 380 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,000 That's never stopped you before. 381 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:27,862 I don't know what you mean, Chief. 382 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:28,827 That's right. I'm the Chief. 383 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,310 You don't prank the chief. 384 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,551 Are you accusing me of something specific here? 385 00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:34,724 No. Okay. 386 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,206 Okay. Okay. 387 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:38,310 Okay. TTYL. 388 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:39,551 What's that mean? 389 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,862 Talk to you later. 390 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,655 Huh. Okay. 391 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,896 Mm. 392 00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,034 [ Sighs ] 393 00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:00,241 [ Sniffs ] Yeah. 394 00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:02,586 [ Sniffs ] Yeah. 395 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,724 Yeah. 396 00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:09,034 Okay. 397 00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,827 [ Sniffing ] 398 00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:13,344 What the [bleep] 399 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:19,586 Aaaaah! 400 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:28,034 Oh, my God, it's worse.It's in the wall! 401 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,379 What are you gonna do? 402 00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:30,931 I don't know! 403 00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:31,724 All right, come with me. I want to show you something. 404 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,137 Come on. 405 00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:41,620 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 406 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,896 Mmm! My girl just sent me a picture 407 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:47,551 wrapped in only alpaca fleece, 408 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,689 and she is fine!Let me see. 409 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,034 -No, no. -Give me the phone. 410 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:52,137 Maybe I should tell her about how they kill 411 00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:53,724 those alpacas for their fur. 412 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,034 Maybe I should kill you. 413 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,034 Whoa, whoa, Granny.Granny, calm down. 414 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,241 It's alpaca fleece, right? 415 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,517 Yeah. Okay, then. 416 00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:02,068 Drink. 417 00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:05,034 -[ Whistles ] -Mm. 418 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:05,896 What are you guys doing? 419 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:08,034 Hydrating. 420 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,344 You're doing the Most Piss Challenge. 421 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:10,862 I never liked that name. 422 00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,206 But I did want to invite you to come and join us. 423 00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,068 I told you no on this. I can't join you. 424 00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,931 Terry -- Chief. 425 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,724 You are the chiefiest chief there has ever been. 426 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,689 -Super chiefy. -We're ready for the inspection. 427 00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:22,344 There have been no calls. It's raining. 428 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,137 You can't go back to your office because it's destroyed 429 00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:26,517 and it smells like low tide, and you have won 430 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,758 the Most Piss Challenge every year 431 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,068 for the last 20 years, 432 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,379 and now there's alpaca on the line. 433 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:32,310 Come on, Chief. 434 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:35,172 [ Chanting "Chief! Chief! Chief!" ] 435 00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:42,931 [ Urinating loudly ] 436 00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,344 [ Gags ] 437 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,034 [ Urinating loudly ] 438 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:06,034 Okay. Okay. 439 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:08,000 -Captain. -Okay, captain. 440 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,482 -Yeah! -Not a surprise. 441 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:12,379 Not a surprise. -What have we got here? 442 00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:15,137 Oh! 443 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,655 Yeah, I got to lay off the supplements. 444 00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,241 That's weird. Okay. 445 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,344 -Man. -Wow. 446 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,862 Okay. Yeah. 447 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,172 Hey, who's still going? Me. 448 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,862 I'm still going. I'm like a camel. 449 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,517 This is like milking a camel! 450 00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:28,517 Wow. So good. 451 00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:29,862 The best. I told you. 452 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:31,862 Chief has the most piss! 453 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,413 All: Chief has the most piss! 454 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:34,862 Chief has the most piss! 455 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,655 Chief -- 456 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,862 It's like I'm spelunking in an underground cave of urine. 457 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,206 You have got to be kidding me. 458 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,551 I told you to act like a chief.[ Urinating stops ] 459 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,517 I am. I do. 460 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,689 You've --[ Urinating loudly ] 461 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,310 [ Urinating stops ] 462 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,000 Chief, I --[ Urinating starts ] 463 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,724 [ Urinating stops ]Can you -- 464 00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:56,344 [ Urinating continues ] 465 00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:59,137 When I -- 466 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:01,137 [ Urinating stops ] 467 00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,344 Oh! 468 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:05,034 Good God, how long has this been going on? 469 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,000 This isn't all me. 470 00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:09,000 Your office looks like a cyclone hit it 471 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,379 and smells like a turtle aquarium. 472 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:13,827 Then I find you with your men cheering you on 473 00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,241 as you pee for them? 474 00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,896 I don't know how to take you seriously. 475 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,344 I --Woman: Station 24, all units, rescue call -- 476 00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:20,931 child stuck in well. 477 00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:22,827 Okay, let's go. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry. 478 00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:25,931 [ Alarm blares ] 479 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,551 Excuse me, folks. 480 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:30,896 Hunter? It's gonna be okay. 481 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,310 Mommy loves you. 482 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,551 Oh, my Hunter is in the pipe. 483 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,724 He's been down there for hours. 484 00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:37,413 Okay, we'll get him out. 485 00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,344 Hunter, can you hear me? 486 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,517 He's not responding.Okay. 487 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:45,862 Granny, why don't you get those folks back? 488 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,379 Got it. 489 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,000 Ike, take Hunter's mom over to the trucks, would you? 490 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,379 Come on with me, ma'am.He's very fragile. 491 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,379 All he ate today was oat milk with flaxseed. 492 00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,241 Okay. 493 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:55,482 His allergist thinks that he might be protein-prejudiced. 494 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:56,896 Oh, okay. 495 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,758 Oh, my goodness. Come on. 496 00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,344 Let's go over here.We'll get him. 497 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,482 We'll get him. 498 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,689 Looks a little tight down there for any of us. 499 00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:06,931 Hunter: Is she gone? 500 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:09,068 Is my mom gone? 501 00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:10,689 Yes, son, she's in the parking lot! 502 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,137 Good! I'm sick of that a-hole! 503 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,241 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 504 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,000 All right, let's not talk about Mom like that. 505 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,724 You ever have to eat flaxseed?! 506 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,137 Hunter, we're here to get you out. 507 00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,689 I don't want to come out! 508 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:24,482 I came down here to bake and use my iPad to make crap 509 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:25,896 for my YouTube channel! 510 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,413 You have an iPad down there? 511 00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:28,827 Duh! 512 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,586 How do you think she tracks me?! 513 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,862 All right, listen, Hunter, we're not leaving here without you, 514 00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:34,482 so we're sending down a rope. 515 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,137 Don't! I'm warning you! 516 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,310 Send it down. 517 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,758 Oh! 518 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,206 Kid, you got a BB gun down there? 519 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:41,586 Hunter: Oh, hell yeah! 520 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,310 God, this kid is an asshole. 521 00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,551 Here, Andy, you're on rope duty. 522 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,000 Oh, thanks, Captain. 523 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,000 Hunter, stop shooting at my men. 524 00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:49,655 Hunter: Then leave me alone! 525 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,724 Chief, the water table is pretty saturated from the rain. 526 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,034 If we don't get this kid out of here, 527 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:54,724 the water's gonna rise up in this pipe. 528 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,000 All right, Hunter, listen, if you let us pull you up, 529 00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:58,689 you can vape in the fire truck 530 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,655 and shoot it for your YouTube channel. 531 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,206 Chief, that's irresponsible. 532 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,172 I'm not gonna let him vape in the fire truck. 533 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,724 -I also want 50 bucks! -For what? 534 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:08,206 Hunter: To buy the Guardians of Terrary season pass! 535 00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:09,310 What's that? What's he talking about? 536 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:10,413 It's a video game. 537 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,517 Hunter: For 50 bucks, I can get the elf queen 538 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,896 to take off her royal panties! 539 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,862 Ooh.What kind of video game? 540 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,758 All right, 50 bucks it is. 541 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:19,655 Hunter: In advance! 542 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,827 Send it down, douchebag! 543 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:23,758 -Oh, my God, this kid. -Okay, anybody got any cash? 544 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,137 You got cash? What, are you kidding me? 545 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,034 Andy, you got cash? 546 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,344 Yeah, I got like 25 bucks, 547 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,241 but I was gonna buy my mom a turtleneck. 548 00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:30,344 Okay, come on. 549 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:33,827 All right, it's coming down. 550 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:35,310 Hunter: This is only $25! 551 00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,379 Half now, half when you hug your mom. 552 00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:39,310 Fine! 553 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,551 All right, Hunter, we're sending you this rope down. 554 00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:41,724 Put it around you. 555 00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:43,586 Yeah, I get it, dickhead! 556 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,551 I hate this kid.The worst. 557 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:46,551 There we go. 558 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,000 There we go. 559 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:48,827 Here he comes. Almost there. 560 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:50,172 -Easy. -Easy, easy! 561 00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:51,482 -Easy. -Here he comes. 562 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,034 Granny: Got a big fish here. 563 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,896 There he is. 564 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,689 Hunter, all right, buddy. 565 00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:58,517 Good job, buddy. 566 00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,068 Okay, all right. 567 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:02,931 Going viral, bitches! 568 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,482 Should've asked for 100 bucks. 569 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,896 All right, you get the rest when you act happy 570 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,689 to see your mom, okay?Fine. 571 00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:08,931 All right, Granny, check him out. 572 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:11,034 Hey, man, show me that elf princess. 573 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,896 How you doing?All right. 574 00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:13,862 Come on.I'm sure he's fine. 575 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,068 He's just a kid. Walk it off. 576 00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:17,034 I'm good. 577 00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:18,724 Since I was doing something with effort, 578 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:20,000 I was already turtling. 579 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:21,551 Yes, Lorraine, the city takes pride 580 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,137 in its first responders. 581 00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:25,689 I have no doubt they'll get the job done. 582 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,482 [ Cheers and applause ] 583 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,482 Back off! 584 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,379 My baby! 585 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:31,896 Oh! 586 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,000 We are going straight to Wholesome Foods 587 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:37,068 and you can pick out any soy pop flavor that you want. 588 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,034 Nice work. 589 00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:42,068 This kind of free publicity is 590 00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:43,379 always a plus. 591 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,655 Are you suggesting we should put more kids in pipes? 592 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,931 I would never suggest such a thing. 593 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,206 Unless you think it would work. 594 00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,034 Ike: Excuse me, Chief. Sorry to interrupt. 595 00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:53,551 Just wanted to say tremendous leadership out there. 596 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,310 Just a pleasure to serve alongside you every day, 597 00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:56,517 and it's an honor. 598 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,586 Thanks, Ike. 599 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:02,758 Chief, per your request, we are packing up those trucks ASAP. 600 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:04,241 Thank you, Andy. 601 00:21:04,275 --> 00:21:06,482 Chief, I know you don't really consider yourself 602 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:07,931 "one of the guys," 603 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:09,827 but the men really respected your leadership today. 604 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,310 Okay, okay, I get it. 605 00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,310 Uh, begging your pardon, Councilwoman? 606 00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:15,379 Saving a kid gets you a lot of goodwill. 607 00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:16,862 Great optics. 608 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:19,137 So you don't need to kiss the chief's ass in front of me. 609 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,931 Just doing our jobs, ma'am. 610 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,689 And we will be ready for that inspection. 611 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,172 Great, great. 612 00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:25,827 Chief, why don't you talk to the news crew? 613 00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:27,310 I'm sure they'd love to hear what you have to say. 614 00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:29,068 I'm gonna let you take care of that 615 00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,413 'cause you're so good at it. Thank you, Councilwoman. 616 00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:32,413 Thank you. 617 00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:34,068 [ Laughs ] 618 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,344 All right, now can we finish the tournament of champions? 619 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,862 No chance. That's an order. 620 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,034 This is just the two of us here. 621 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,206 You know you want to, fun guy. 622 00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:42,000 Look, I'm not the fun guy until I find out 623 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,655 what happened to my office. 624 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:45,034 You still wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 625 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,413 I have no idea. 626 00:21:46,448 --> 00:21:47,586 But let me know how that goes, okay? 627 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,862 I'm here to help. 628 00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:56,241 So, uh, we still doing the tourney? 629 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,310 -Hell yeah. -What's the next event? 630 00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,137 Oh, yeah, 'cause I've got some alpaca fleece 631 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:03,241 that is ready to sell on eBay, baby. 632 00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:04,689 You know what, guys? 633 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,034 I think we should just forget about that prize. 634 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,034 No, 'cause I'm still gonna win. 635 00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:10,655 -Yeah. -There's nothing to win, Granny. 636 00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:12,068 What do you mean? 637 00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:14,034 I talked to the alpaca lady, and I informed her 638 00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:15,724 that we will no longer be trafficking 639 00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:16,827 in her bloodstained items. 640 00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:18,034 -What? -You did what? 641 00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:20,344 Wait. Before you freak out, 642 00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,379 think about it, okay? 643 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,379 Ike!You're gonna feel a lot better about yourselves. 644 00:22:24,413 --> 00:22:25,896 Man, we were kidding. 645 00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:27,517 They don't kill the alpacas for their fur. 646 00:22:27,551 --> 00:22:29,551 They just shave them. 647 00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:30,758 -Really? -Yes. 648 00:22:30,793 --> 00:22:33,655 Yeah. Fur grows back. 649 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,068 Granny: Now I'm freaking out. 650 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,862 What am I gonna do when my girl asks about the fleece? 651 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:40,655 Guys, I got to make a return. 652 00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:43,241 Come on, beauty. 653 00:22:43,275 --> 00:22:44,655 Okay, so, that's happening. 654 00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:47,172 Wow. That's -- Oh, boy. 655 00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:49,482 I found it! I found it! 656 00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:50,896 Oh. 657 00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,586 You put it in the chair, you son of a bitch. 658 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:56,655 Yeah, well, I just wanted you to have some fun. 659 00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,896 I'll get a new chair now. I solved the mystery. 660 00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,379 I solved it. No help from you. 661 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,482 Okay, well, fun is fun, Chief. 662 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,000 You're never gonna get me again. 663 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,586 Never! You say that to me. 664 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,517 I will get you again. 665 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,758 Good job. 666 00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:11,655 [ Hums ] 667 00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:15,724 Ahh. 668 00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:17,379 [ Sniffs ] 669 00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,034 Shit! 670 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,344 Eddie! 671 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:25,344 Eddie! 672 00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:27,241 Chiefy? 673 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,931 I give up. 674 00:23:28,965 --> 00:23:30,344 Uncle. Uncle? 675 00:23:30,379 --> 00:23:31,517 Yeah. 676 00:23:31,551 --> 00:23:32,275 Curtain rod. 677 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,310 Oh, you sneaky bastard. 678 00:23:36,344 --> 00:23:37,068 Mm-hmm. 679 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:38,103 [ Grunts ] 680 00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:42,517 [ Groans ] 681 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,862 Fun, right? 682 00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,000 You come see me if you want to have more fun. 683 00:23:46,034 --> 00:23:47,482 You're not fun. 684 00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:48,586 Come on outside if you want to have fun with me. 685 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,931 Just come where the fun is, okay? 686 00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:51,137 Fun. 687 00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:52,655 Get out of here! 688 00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,586 Fun! No!