1 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,880 What the hell are you doing here? 2 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,040 What's happening here? 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,360 Wait, don't shoot. Don't shoot. 4 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,280 She said la la la la la 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,960 La la la la la la 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,320 La la la la la la 7 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,800 Wait. Your family. 8 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,680 -Coming today? -Yeah. 9 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,640 This is our last time together. 10 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,800 -It's very, very sad. -Very sad. 11 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,440 Now keep going. 12 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,880 Yes. 13 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,120 Yes. 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,560 You look so pretty. 15 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,240 This is such a good look for you. 16 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,720 You must be so excited. 17 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,880 So excited. Yay. 18 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,160 It's the moment you've been waiting for. Do you feel ready? 19 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,000 So ready. 20 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,560 -Hi. -Hi. 21 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,640 -How are you doing? -Good. 22 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,800 -How are you? -Well, I'm great. 23 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,200 -Wait, let me just take my things. -Okay. 24 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,600 Merci. 25 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,880 Shit! 26 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,560 Come here you. 27 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,600 I have missed you so, so much. 28 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,760 Been away for far too long. 29 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,120 Hurry up, I'm busy. 30 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,160 Wait, wait, I'm coming. 31 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,320 Darling, I'll just pay the taxi, all right? 32 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,560 Okay, I'm gonna wait here by the door. 33 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,440 Okay. 34 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,200 How much is it? 35 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,120 35. 36 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,240 Hey! 37 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,960 I got your address from the bartender. 38 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,680 This is my hospital bill. 39 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,960 You've got 30 days to pay it. 40 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,880 I've got five stitches in my dick because of you! 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,080 What's going on here? 42 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,840 I have no idea. 43 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,680 Maybe this will remind you then. 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,520 What are you doing?! 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,240 Beat it, asshole! 46 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,840 You will hear from my lawyers! 47 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,480 What's with that jerk? 48 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,840 I've no idea. 49 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,480 What's wrong? The neighborhood is full of weirdos. 50 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,600 So, how was your trip? 51 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,280 Well, it was actually a nightmare. 52 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,880 You know, first the train was delayed, 53 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,080 and then I tried to go to the restroom, but someone was smoking inside. 54 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,800 -Oh, that's awful. -Yes, terrible. 55 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,360 You must be really thirsty, do you want a cold drink? 56 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,360 Yes, please. 57 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,320 Oh, cheers. 58 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,760 So, how have you been? 59 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,840 Great. Busy. 60 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,360 Well we haven't spoken in a few days, we have a... 61 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,440 -a lot of catching up to do. -Yeah. 62 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,520 We do. 63 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,440 Well, you go first. I'm all ears. 64 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,360 Right. 65 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,480 Well, what I wanted to talk to you is-- 66 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,640 Hello! 67 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,200 How are you doing? 68 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,640 -Hi. -Hey. 69 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,080 Bon on se fait juste un ptit café- We'll just make a small coffee, 70 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,400 and then we're leaving, so, you have the whole place for yourselves. 71 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,880 Oh. No rush. We haven't even talked yet. 72 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,160 Well, would you excuse me, I'm in the bathroom for a minute. 73 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,080 Okay. 74 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,000 So? How's it going? 75 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,640 It's a bit strange actually. 76 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,960 It's like we don't know what to say. 77 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,400 You're both really nervous. 78 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,040 I still feel very bad about all the lies. 79 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,960 It's not like he's ever gonna find out. 80 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,600 Wait you show him what you've learned. 81 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,520 You won't feel so bad about all the lies. 82 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,520 And by the way, 83 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,640 I assume that you're changing into something sexier than this? 84 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,920 Of course she is. 85 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,880 I put some lingerie options on your bed. I'm so excited. 86 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,720 Good luck. 87 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,520 Come on. 88 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,600 Tell us how it goes. 89 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,800 What hell are you doing here? 90 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,360 This morning I lost my phone. So, I came in from the back door. 91 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,440 You have to leave, right now. 92 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,000 My brother is on his way. He's a policeman too. 93 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,840 -He have gun? -Yes, big gun. 94 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,080 What's happening here? 95 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,400 Wait! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 96 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,040 She's naked. 97 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,800 So, then the TV broke and since I had no phone I couldn't call 98 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,160 service so I went down to the street to get help and luckily 99 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,240 Oleg agreed to come up. 100 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,800 -What to fix the TV? -Yes. 101 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,720 And he must have forgotten his phone which is why he came back today. 102 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,480 Wait, wait. 103 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,240 Why were you looking for your phone in Ellie's bedroom? 104 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,400 Because this morning we make sex. 105 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,480 Well, I don´t blame her, just look at that body. 106 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:49,640 What? 107 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,000 What the hell is this guy talking about? 108 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,480 Thanks Oleg. No really, thank you. 109 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,840 My babushka always say, my babushka don't say lie. 110 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,360 What, you mean it's really true? 111 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,280 Yes, it's true. 112 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,400 We had sex a few times. 113 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,920 I can't believe it, you know what? I never would have imagined-- 114 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,880 I'm sorry. 115 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,760 Really. 116 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,120 I'm so sorry. 117 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,440 Why sorry? We make very good sex. 118 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,680 Oleg! 119 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,080 Why you care what your brother think? 120 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,720 Which brother? I thought you only have sisters. 121 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,440 What the hell Ellie? You were lying to us this whole time? 122 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,040 You promised us that you'd stop! 123 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,280 Stop what? 124 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,640 Oleg? Could you give us a minute? 125 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:39,680 Russia. 126 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,520 This is unbelievable, utterly unbelievable. 127 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,280 I know, but please, don't be mad at Ellie. 128 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,200 Like Veronique said, we are the ones who put her up to this. 129 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,560 She was afraid you would laugh at her because she didn't have 130 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,800 enough experience. 131 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,720 Zero experience. 132 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,960 And remember that girl from the party? 133 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,320 Miss Romania. 134 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,280 -Anya. -Well, actually-- 135 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,920 Wait. We haven't finished yet. 136 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,560 Please don´t break up with Ellie. 137 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,760 She such a great... but, you guys are such a super duper couple. 138 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,280 You're so compatible. 139 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,000 'Cause she's like, a Gemini, and you're a Pisces. 140 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,360 And all these men she slept with-- 141 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,640 Right, that is it! Shut up the lot of you, 142 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,680 because apparently, none of you have noticed that I am right here. 143 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,920 I've been right here for the whole time 144 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,160 and I am perfectly capable of speaking for myself. 145 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,360 So, let me just clear up a few facts, okay? In case there any doubts. 146 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,600 A, I did not do this because the two of you put me up to it, 147 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,040 I did it because I wanted to. 148 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,440 And B, I didn't just do it for him, I also did it for me. 149 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,640 So, yes. Yes, it's true. 150 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,400 I was a virgin. 151 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,120 And I started out very, very naive, 152 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,880 and I thought the most important thing 153 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,240 was to learn how to please my man. 154 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,800 Yeah, it's quite laughable, isn't it? 155 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,560 But, you know what? I'm not that girl anymore. 156 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,280 I'm sorry Olivier for lying to you, 157 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,560 but these past few weeks have been the best time of my life. 158 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,120 I've never felt so free and alive. 159 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,160 And I found out that there's still so much to learn 160 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,080 and I'm just not ready to be with one guy. 161 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,240 But, I really am sorry. 162 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:11,680 Truly sorry 163 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,080 for hurting you. 164 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,960 I just hope you can forgive me. 165 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,200 Of course I can forgive you. 166 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,520 This is such a relief.` 167 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:23,840 -What? -What? 168 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 One second. 169 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,120 I've been downstairs for half an hour. 170 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,720 Good luck, Olivier. 171 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,280 Anya? What hell are you doing here? 172 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,680 -You didn't tell her? -Tell me what? 173 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,240 I was just going to. All right? 174 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,520 Ellie. 175 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,360 Anya and I are back together. 176 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,960 -What? -Oh, come on. 177 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,960 I ran into her in a little café in Avignon and-- 178 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,160 "You ran into her", Bah Oui parce que hein. 179 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,440 The world renowned place for Romanian tourism, sure. 180 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,920 And when she heard that you and I were together 181 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,160 for almost two months and hadn't had sex yet. 182 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,280 She... 183 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,120 she just clearly opened my eyes. 184 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,200 She made me realize I love you more like a sister. 185 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,600 I have like a cousin who sleeps with his sister-- 186 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,000 Kira, sweetheart, not now. 187 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,040 Goodbye, Ellie. 188 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,480 I wish you the very best. 189 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,880 Are you okay, sweetie? 190 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,720 Let's go for drinks and forget about this giant douche! 191 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,040 Or we can go to movie. 192 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,480 Yeah, how about a comedy? 193 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,920 -No, a porn Veronique. -Yes, a comedy. 194 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,440 For goodness sake, stop babying me. 195 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,720 I don't need movies, I don't need drinks, I'm fine! 196 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,120 Actually I've never felt better. 197 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,880 It's over, I'm free. 198 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,040 I don't want to talk about it anymore. 199 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,560 Oleg? What are you doing? 200 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,400 Sorry. I still did not find my phone. 201 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,440 It's right there, underneath the dresser. 202 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,440 Sorry, 203 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,160 I'm really sorry for today. 204 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,640 Your brother 205 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,720 might be very mad at you. 206 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,040 He's not my brother, he's my boyfriend. 207 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,560 Was my boyfriend. 208 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,120 Although, apparently now I'm his sister. 209 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,560 So, I... 210 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,720 I make big problem for you? 211 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,520 Must be mad. 212 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,600 You know what? 213 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,320 I am very mad. 214 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,520 And I know just how you can make it up to me.