1 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,360 Oh God, yes! 2 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,240 So, how long you two are back together? 3 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,880 Four days. But, only 'cause I managed to get him out of 4 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,600 Ellie's greasy hands in time. 5 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,960 Don't look at me! It was Vero's idea. 6 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,520 -Veronique didn't have sex with him! -Well, I didn't really! 7 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:46,040 Kira, you should be happy, if Ellie hadn't invited me to the loft-- 8 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,840 To give her el rabo de torro in her-- 9 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Do you have no limits? 10 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,280 -No. -No. 11 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,000 If you could all just stay out of my sex life please? 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,520 Because so far every single piece of advice has been a fucking disaster. 13 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,800 Okay, I'll tell your problem, Ellie. 14 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,720 This Olivier? 15 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,480 He´s a nice, normal guy 16 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,600 from a normal family, he does normal things. 17 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,280 Everything normal. 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,040 So? 19 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,440 So, if you want to make sex with 20 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,880 a normal guy you need to make sex with 21 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,280 other normal guys for practice, 22 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,840 not like porno sex. 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,280 Just normal sex. 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,760 No lesbianas, no guys who want to echarse un polvo in your butt. 25 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,560 -No offense, man. -None taken. 26 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,080 Just try to make normal sex. 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,760 In and out. 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,840 That's all you need Ellie. In and out. 29 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,360 Oh, for god's sake, give me that! 30 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,680 You okay? 31 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,240 -Hello, Miss. -Hello. 32 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,160 -Sorry to be late. -No problem. 33 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:49,960 So what's wrong? 34 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,600 I'm English, I'm sorry I don't speak French very well. 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,360 Lets speak in English then. 36 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,800 -Oh, thank you. -It's good practice. 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,760 I think I've broken a filling. It really hurts. 38 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,440 Okay, let's have a look. Open wide please. 39 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,800 I haven't done anything yet. 40 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,920 Yeah, we have an infection here. 41 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,360 Okay, so this is the plan, 42 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,360 I'm going to drill a bit, 43 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,240 and then clean it up before we put in a new filling. 44 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,480 Alright? 45 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,760 So, I'm going to... 46 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,160 give you a shot. 47 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,680 Oh No no! I'm sorry, I'm really scared of needles. 48 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:34,840 I'm scared of... 49 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,040 Oh, I understood. I understood... But, it's nothing really. 50 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,920 It won't hurt one bit, I promise. 51 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,040 I'll be very gentle. Okay? 52 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,240 You have a beautiful gum structure. 53 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,080 I bet you say that to all the girls. 54 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,360 No touching. 55 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,680 Are you ready. 56 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,480 I'm going in. 57 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,520 In and out. That's all you need Ellie. 58 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,960 Here we go. 59 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,920 -Are you alright? -Uh-huh. 60 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,240 No, I mean the shot. Is it working yet? 61 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,720 Oh, it's fine. I can't feel a thing. 62 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,080 Such a good girl. 63 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,360 You've been very brave. 64 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,800 I'm proud of you. 65 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,240 So, if you want to make excellent sex with a normal guy, 66 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,200 you need to make excellent sex with other normal guys for practice. 67 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,320 Let's do it. 68 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,600 Let's do it. 69 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,960 I don´t have aCarte Vitale. Do you accept credit cards? 70 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,000 No, it's alright, there is no charge. 71 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,400 Really? 72 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,120 That's very nice of you. 73 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,440 Well, at least let me take you out for a drink. 74 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,240 What time do you get off? 75 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,040 Do none of you have rooms? 76 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,160 Ellie! 77 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,760 You look like you swallowed a golf ball. 78 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:39,680 How's your tooth? 79 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,480 Ask me how my dentist was. 80 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,760 I'm guessing he was hot. 81 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,720 But, I'm sure you're much hotter, baby. 82 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,080 I'm going back to his office at 8:00. 83 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,800 At the office? That's where he wants to hook up? 84 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,080 I've never done it on a dentist's chair. Sounds exciting. 85 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,840 Yeah, except he didn´t want me to use deodorant, make up, 86 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,840 perfume, or, scented soap. 87 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,440 He must have a lot of allergies. 88 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,880 He must be American. You guys are allergic to everything. Right? 89 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,040 Anyway I'm going go take a shower without soap and get ready 90 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,520 for my normal, regular date. 91 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,720 Just like you said Pedro. 92 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,880 Maybe I should use just a little bit of deodorant? 93 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,280 I bought organic, hypoallergenic, non-toxic-- 94 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,560 No! No, no, don´t, It's... I like your natural smell! 95 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,360 Oh, you're one of those... 96 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,960 You've seen to be having a little bit difficulty. 97 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,760 I know, it's just like... I'm a little tired and 98 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,240 also after you I had a 99 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,280 double root canal which is a complicated... 100 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,880 Don't talk. Just relax. 101 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,160 Yes, honey. 102 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,600 It's me. Do I wait for you to eat? 103 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,720 No, don't wait for me. I still have a patient to see. 104 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,640 I'll call you over Skype before he goes to bed. 105 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,640 Skype, yes. 106 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,200 Just wait, give me a second, ok? 107 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,200 - Yes, sweety! How's my sweety? - Hello daddy! 108 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,520 You're not coming home? 109 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,400 No, it's because I have a... 110 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,320 a patient, so you have to go to bed now. 111 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,320 Come home soon, okay? 112 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,440 Yes, darling. I love you. 113 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,000 - Kisses. Daddy loves you. - Goodnight, daddy. 114 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,200 Kisses. 115 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,480 Excuse me. 116 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,640 I'm sorry. 117 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,640 So, that's why you wanted no odors 118 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,680 no lipstick, so your wife can't find any traces. 119 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,000 I'm sorry. 120 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,720 And why you wanted to do meet at the office. 121 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,280 So, she can't track your phone. Very clever. 122 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,800 I know, it's... 123 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,960 I didn't mean to deceive you, 124 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,400 I mean I don´t... It's... 125 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,520 It's just... 126 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,680 I was trying to... 127 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,800 Marriage is so complicated. 128 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,440 And when you have a kids, everything changes. 129 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,360 But, they don´t tell you that, no one tells you. 130 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,600 Right. 131 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,880 After Lolo was born... 132 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,840 she just stopped wanting sex... 133 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,440 So... 134 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,280 what can I do? 135 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,440 I never wanted to be a cheater but... 136 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,840 I have needs. I'm a man. 137 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,240 I really have to go. 138 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,640 Not yet! 139 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,800 Oh, hi Ellie. 140 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,760 Hi. 141 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,280 How was the normal dentist? 142 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,520 Married, with a baby. 143 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 He actually cried before we could even do anything. 144 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,360 Suddenly he felt very guilty about cheating with his wife. 145 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,720 What a waste of time. 146 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,800 You know, I don't even care anymore. 147 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,640 I'm just gonna stay a virgin forever. 148 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,160 Oye, Ellie. You should not give up because one boring, crying... 149 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,320 probably sexually repressed dentist. 150 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,200 ¡Venga! 151 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,080 There are more solutions to this problem. 152 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,120 Like what? 153 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,400 Well, Veronique and I are really open. 154 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,400 Wait, if someone having a threesome 155 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,520 with Ellie it should be me and Bertrand. 156 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,720 Hello? No one is having a threesome. 157 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,720 You just got back together! It's way too soon for you have a third party-- 158 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,440 Read my lips. No one is having a third party here. 159 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,160 But, Bertrand already slept with her. 160 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,320 No, not really. 161 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,880 And I've seen her naked many times-- 162 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,880 Excuse you? Who used hot wax to rip out all that hair from her vagine? 163 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,000 Oh, for Gods sake. 164 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,760 Vodka. No ice. 165 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,040 Don't look at me like that. 166 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,760 Don't you dare show me that dick pic with the bite marks again, 167 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,920 because you have no fucking idea what I've been going through. 168 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:51,000 All I wanted was to get laid a few times before my boyfriend comes back. 169 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,160 Just little in and out, 170 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,600 just one simple, easy, liberating orgasm, 171 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,560 is that really too much to ask? 172 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,320 I really feel her first threesome 173 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,320 should be with someone who is accepting, grounded and nurturing. 174 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,680 And out of the two of us, that would be me. 175 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,240 Except you're forgetting an extra factor. 176 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,160 The girl has to be attracted to the guy. 177 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,480 And I don´t want to be mean or, anything but, Pedro, 178 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,000 is a lot hotter than Bertrand. 179 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,360 Where is Ellie anyways? 180 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,400 Shit, she went home... She probably was mad. 181 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,480 You should feel bad.