1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,080 -Are you ready? -Yes. 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,640 All right. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 What's happening? 4 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,240 I got it this morning. From the best store in town. 5 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,400 Perfect. This is exactly what she needs. 6 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,640 And I wanted to make sure that she had several sizes. 7 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,640 We don´t want her to tear on first try. 8 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,440 Excuse me, did you just say "tear"? 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,920 What are we talking about here? 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,200 Kira, s'il te plait. 11 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,520 "My First Anal Explorer Kit." 12 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,080 Please tell me this isn´t what I think it is. 13 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,320 "Build up your backdoor expertise with three graduated butt plugs." 14 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,760 Yay! 15 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,960 The small plug helps beginners, like yourself, 16 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,480 adjust to the unique sensations of anal stimulation. 17 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,880 The medium plug helps build up your expertise and experience. 18 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,840 And the large plug helps you push the envelope 19 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,760 as you prepare for a night of back door fun. 20 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,600 So, would you like to go home and try them out? 21 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,160 No, I bloody well would not. 22 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,960 Don´t worry. We´ll be there if you need us. 23 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,880 Yay, butt plugs. 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,480 Remind me why I'm doing this again? 25 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,600 What's up with her? 26 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,960 Her man just told her he loves her, and she's sitting here like this? 27 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,320 I don´t understand her problem. 28 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,880 Girls, please, I have a headache. 29 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,840 It's not a headache. It's a meltdown. 30 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,120 You haven't showered in 48 hours. 31 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,640 Yeah. She´s right. You look like shit, man. 32 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,480 That´s maybe because I feel like shit. 33 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,880 I feel like the shittiest person in the world. 34 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,520 Why honey? What's wrong? 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,160 Because I tried, okay? I really did. 36 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,400 I'm clearly not cut out for this. 37 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,640 So you girls can make fun of me as much as you want 38 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,880 for being a virgin and a loser. 39 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,360 But I'm not gonna carry on hurting Olivier by playing 40 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,360 -your little cheating game. -It's not cheating. It's practicing. 41 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,400 Strange men are seeing me naked. 42 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,160 Okay, maybe it is cheating. 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,240 What if you save something just for Olivier? 44 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,600 Something you haven´t done with anyone else. 45 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,960 -Like what? -Penetration? 46 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,440 -James. -Oral sex? 47 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,760 Danish hipster. Random cab driver, check. 48 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,600 -Ejaculation? -No. Actually, not yet. 49 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,840 -There you go. -Voila. 50 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,680 And how am I supposed have sex with other men 51 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,520 without allowing them to jizz? 52 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,040 -You can certainly allow them. -Just not in here. 53 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,760 Only in here, and then here. 54 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,320 No, no, no, no, no. That is reserved for bowel movements. 55 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,520 Or suppositories, 56 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,720 which strangely enough are French people's favorite 57 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,320 -form of medicine. -Ah bon? 58 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,080 All I'm asking is that you open your mind a little. 59 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,880 I'd be glad to as long as I don't have to open my ass too. 60 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,720 All I'm saying is that with the right person, 61 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,000 a penis up your butt can be fucking awesome. 62 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,320 -I agree. -What? 63 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,080 How do you know if you don't love it 64 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,360 if you never want to try it? 65 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:11,520 4 3 2 1 0 Ignition 66 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,600 Just try one sip. 67 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,360 I need to know if there's too much kale. 68 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,160 Of course, there is too much kale. It's kale. 69 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,360 Kale is not food. Plus, it tastes like cow fart. 70 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,720 -Dude. -Look, 71 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,600 if you think that someone is actually gonna pay money 72 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,920 -for this stuff-- -My yoga students 73 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,200 have already pre-ordered 50 bottles. 74 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,640 Yeah. Your yoga students are a bunch of fucking idiots. 75 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,560 Sorry. 76 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,760 Bonjour, Charlie Chaplin. 77 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 It's this plug. I'm scared it will fall out. 78 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,320 It won't. That's the whole point. 79 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,760 Just let it sit there for the next two hours, 80 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,400 and let the work it´s magic. 81 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,240 In the meantime, let's find someone 82 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,240 who can deliver all that backdoor action. 83 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,040 Do you remember that guy that you used to date 84 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,360 before even moved in here? 85 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,160 You know, the guy who was really into anal? 86 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,480 Oh, God. Best sex ever. 87 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,800 He had this maneuver where he would dip his dick 88 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,120 in the jar of lube and then-- 89 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,760 Oh, please. Spare me the details. 90 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,560 Could you lend him to Ellie for a couple of hours? 91 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,840 You know we really need someone who knows what he's doing. 92 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,960 I haven't spoken to him in a year. 93 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,360 I can´t just call him up. 94 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,440 Besides, every guy likes anal. 95 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,200 Just go on Seener and you´ll have a hundred of options. 96 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,120 Anyways, I got to sell my organic babies. 97 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,400 'Cause they won´t keep. 98 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,640 -What are you doing? -Looking for Mr. Lube Jar. 99 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,880 But he was with Kira. 100 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,400 Yeah, you know, I want someone for you who is really good. 101 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,920 What was his name again? 102 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,920 Benoit? Baptiste? 103 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:41,960 See, there he is. 104 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,120 Et Voila. 105 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,480 I'm not sure I like his face. 106 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,160 That's the beauty of anal honey. You don´t have to look at his face. 107 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,520 Come on, send him a message. 108 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,280 -Are you ready? -Yes. 109 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,600 All right. 110 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,280 What's happening? 111 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,440 There's something wrong... 112 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,160 There's something blocking me. 113 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,280 I'll be right back. 114 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,200 ¿Te gusta, he? 115 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,520 -Ah oui, me gusta! -¿Te gusta, he? 116 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,680 -¿Te gusta? -Ah oui me gusta. 117 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,520 -¿Te gusta? ¿Te gusta? -Excuse me. 118 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,560 Hello? Pedro, hi! 119 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,840 Hey, Ellie. 120 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,360 Ellie. The girl who never learned to knock. 121 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,600 I´m sorry. But it´s urgent, Vero. 122 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,920 Can I see you in the bathroom? 123 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,560 Honey, I know you are a virgin and everything, 124 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,680 but you know this thing we are doing, it's called "Sex." 125 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,520 Which means we do not want to be disturbed. 126 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,720 I'm sorry, but... 127 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,160 Go ahead. She tells me everything anyway. 128 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,400 Fine. You know the butt plug? 129 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,760 Well, I kind of forgot take it out 130 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,160 and Bertrand felt it, 131 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,120 so I went into the bathroom to remove it, and... 132 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,080 but I think he pushed it further up instead. 133 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,240 I don´t understand. 134 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,480 It's very simple, cariño. 135 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,600 Ellie's ass swallowed her butt plug. 136 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,320 All right, okay, 137 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,360 "Kegel's, the perils of tight pelvic floor-- 138 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,120 This is all your fault, you know. 139 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,800 Okay, okay, here. 140 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,760 Here, it says that you need to squat, okay? 141 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,320 So squat, bend your knees, and relax your perineum, 142 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,720 -Have you clenched? -Yes. 143 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,320 -Unclench. Unclench. -What? 144 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,280 Good. Now, push. Push. Push harder. 145 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,360 Keep pushing, keep pushing. 146 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,760 Why do I ever listen to you people? 147 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,800 Okay, push, push, push. 148 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,720 Who´s drinking my kale? 149 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,840 Bertrand? What are you doing here? 150 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,480 Kira. What are you doing here? 151 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,400 -I live here. -I can´t believe it. 152 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,040 -What? -I can't believe 153 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,240 I'm seeing you again. 154 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,920 I've been dying to call you for the past year. 155 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,240 You have? 156 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,160 Well, yeah, I still think about you all the time. 157 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,720 Our amazing moments, your small breasts. Your body. 158 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,440 I've thought about you too. A lot. 159 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,440 Well, then why didn't you answer my messages? 160 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,640 You sent me messages? 161 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,080 After that night at the Peniche. 162 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,600 Never got them. 163 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,200 Oh, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet 164 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,280 the next day, so... 165 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,800 Anyway since you didn´t answer 166 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,400 I thought you stopped liking me. 167 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,240 I never stopped liking you. 168 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,080 Can you explain to me again, why you´re here? 169 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,720 For you. 170 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,600 Come on. 171 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,640 Congratulations. It's a boy. 172 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,840 I'm so sorry for the delay, 173 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,000 my roommate made this organic green juice 174 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,240 and it must have caused me to... 175 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,000 Where´s he gone? 176 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,120 Bertrand? 177 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,720 Bertrand? 178 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,440 Bertrand? 179 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,440 Bertrand? 180 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,400 Hello, you have just reached Olivier's ansewering machine, 181 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,640 Leave me a message, I'll call you back as soon as I can. 182 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,840 Hi, 183 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,360 Olivier, it's me. 184 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,480 I was just ringing to tell you that I love you. 185 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,520 And I miss you. 186 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,320 I can't wait to see you again.