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God, what does a girl have to do
to have sex in this city?

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Pardon?

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Sorry. Nothing, it´s just...

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Could you just do a U-turn?

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She said, la, la, la, la

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La, la, la, la

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I live just around the corner.

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-Do you?
-Wanna leave?

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Yeah?

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Excuse me, I'll pay
both glasses.

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What is that?

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Where... where are you going?

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What the hell just happened here?

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Fuck.

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No.

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Whoa, you're gonna
swipe right to that?

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Of course. Bruno totally
looks like a Libra

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and I'm an Aquarius.

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My psychic says
it's a very sensual match.

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And did your psychic
also notice that beautiful shadow

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that Bruno has around his collar?

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Oh, my God. Is that back hair?

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Major.

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I know it´s kinda mean to say, but

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back hair causes me blockage.

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My endorphins refuse to release.

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No.

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Oh, hi, Ellie.

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-Hey.
-What happened to "serious cutie"?

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-Ran off.
-Why?

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The bartender at Titty Twister
told him what happened last week.

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-Ooh, the bite job?
-Yeah.

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Apparently, there's a dick pic
with my teeth marks

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circulating around Paris.

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I am now considered
a danger to penises everywhere.

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No wonder. Just put it away.

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Bon, what we going to do with her?
She hasn't made any progress

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and Olivier is due back in two weeks.

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Because she isn't centered.

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She's wasting her time
in bars instead of

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focusing her sexual energy on Seener.

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Excuse me. "She" is right here

43
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and there is no way
I'm going on Seener.

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Oh, come on, it´s easy. It´s fun.

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It´s like online shopping,
but for men.

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Look, I got ten matches in one hour.

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What am I gonna do with ten matches?
Am I a rabbit?

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We're all animals, Ellie.

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We all love sex.

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We all need sex.

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Every orgasm is
a spiritual awakening,

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and the key to unlocking your vagina

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is right in the palm of your hand.

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You wanna use that on Seener?

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That's my profile picture.

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Yeah, have you seen your coat?
What are you? 80?

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It's my favorite coat.

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Oh, no, no, even better,

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let's use this super corny picture.

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That's not corny. It was taken
at my cousin's farm.

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Ah, finally, a beach picture.

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But she's hiding her beautiful body.

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people will think
she's opposite of skinny.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Once again, she can hear you

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and I already see
where this is going,

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so if two of you think you are going
to get me in some cheep lingerie,

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splayed on a bed
with my boobs hanging out...

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Lift up your leg, further back,
keep going... a little bit more.

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You look constipated.

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Take a deep breath.

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And release.

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There you go.

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Nice.

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Girls, what do you think?

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Four words, thank god for Photoshop.

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Don't be nasty.

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I think it´s a little late for that.

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Seriously, Ellie? Photoshop
is only a tool to help bring out

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your very best self.

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Now, what do we write
in your description?

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"The only hair that should be
between my legs,

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-is your beard."
-Don't you dare post that.

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Oops.

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Do you reckon he bring his babies
on the date,

85
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or just the wife? Pervert.

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The Fedora,
the bald man's best friend.

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Definite left.

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He's hot.

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I agree, wait.

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He is in my anthropology class
and that would be a definite no,

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unless you want me
to wear a ski mask to school.

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He's a definite right swipe.

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I swiped.

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Shit. He just sent me a message.

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"Do you wanna have some fun?"

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What do we do now?

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Your taxi should be here
in two minutes.

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Maybe I should go up
and change into normal underwear.

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Ellie? Do you want
to lose your virginity?

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-Yes.
-Then please,

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no more granny underwear.

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Fine.

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I have to say she looks good.

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But she needs a lucky charm.

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Kira, why?!

106
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I bought it at Coachella.

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Of course, you did.

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God, Vero. Why are you
always so negative?

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Because you're always so positive.

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This is Paris. You're supposed
to be annoyed and fed up.

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My cab is here.

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This is who I am.

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If you don´t like it,
I can always move out.

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-Wish me luck?
-No, I don't want you to move out.

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Seriously, could you just please
just try be a little bit less happy?

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Don´t touch the bracelet!

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Oh, my God!

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Alright back there?

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Sure. Who wants to ride in a taxi

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when you can ride in a shopping cart.

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Sorry. I...

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I go shopping because...

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tonight I go on holiday.

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You are my last ride.

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Great.

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Didn't think it´s gonna be
so much traffic tonight?

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Oui, It is...

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Fuck man! Move!

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Fuck!

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Second time today.

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God. What does a girl have
to do to have sex in this city.

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Pardon?

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Sorry, nothing, it's just...

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Could you just do a U-turn?

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As you wish.

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Oh, God!

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How do I get back up?

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Ben euh, pull the handle.

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Where is it? I can't see anything
with all these bloody bags.

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Wait, wait, I do it, I do it.

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Thank you.

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Sorry, just give me one second.

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Much better.

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That's beautiful.

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Thanks.

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-You don´t like?
-Wow, I've...

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just never really thought
about it before honestly.

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Wow, I don't think
I'm ready for this.

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Really?

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So why you take off ton string? Hein?

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Why you tell me you want sex tonight?

152
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Why you wear symbol of gay pride?

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Are you joking?

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-You play games.
-No, no, no, it's not that.

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I just wanna go home.

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Would you please put my seat back up?