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♪ Ay, can you ♪
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♪ Yeah, can you feel it? ♪
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♪ Can you feel it? ♪
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♪ Can you feel it? ♪
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♪ Can you feel the ♪
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♪ I'm coming in hard
I'm making it swift ♪
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♪ Don't wanna be
playin' with y'all ♪
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♪ I'm killin' 'em all
and making it quick ♪
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♪ Nobody can do what we do... ♪
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So, how's your life going?
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Having any chest pains?
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Been in an accident?
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Are you bleeding anywhere?
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I'm the one you call
when shit goes wrong.
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I am your best friend
on your worst day.
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And all of the shit
you're about to see
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happened to a real,
actual paramedic.
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Me.
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♪ Know the people go
insane They feel the ♪
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♪ We don't give it
up We relish in the ♪
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♪ Can you feel the ♪
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Well, well, well, Taggert.
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Randy.
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What's up, Mike?
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-Who's your friend?
-Nobody.
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Student ride-along.
Not a real person.
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Man, don't take
that shit from them.
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Hey. What y'all
doin' here anyway?
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We got a disturbing
the peace call.
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What?
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Taggert, what the fuck
you talkin' 'bout?
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They told us it was
an unknown medical.
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Shit, I hope it is.
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Somebody gotta go
to the hospital,
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that's yo' paperwork, not mine.
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Yep, the ABCs of police work.
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"Ambulance before cruiser."
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Please be "disturbing
the peace."
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Please "disturbing
the peace." Come on!
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Police!
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OD.
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That's on y'all, suck as.
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Shit.
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-You wanna get the stretcher?
-Gladly.
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Is she dead?
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She's not dead.
Dying, but not dead.
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What do we assess first?
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-ABCs.
-ABCs. Um...
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-Airway, breathing, circulation.
-Yes.
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First thing, that's
what we check.
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-Understand that?
-Yes.
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-ABCs. They didn't...
-ABCs...
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Oh, man.
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Oh, oh, oh! Hey!
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Know what the treatment is for
a dirty needle stick? Chemo.
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Same as for a cancer patient.
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Seventy-two hours flat
on your back and puking.
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And a year's worth of HIV tests.
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Alright. Now...
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Ah!
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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.
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I should mention at this point
that you're all going to die.
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Heart attack.
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Car accident.
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Murder.
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Cancer.
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Diabetic shock.
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Fork in the toaster.
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Or peanut allergy.
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Rich, poor. Old, young.
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Sometimes they don't
find you for days.
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You'll be dead too one day,
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and sooner than you think.
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Because guess what?
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It all ends.
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You know the movie of your life?
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The one you're starring in.
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One day, that movie just
ends and you're gone.
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Remember what it was like
before you were born?
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It'll be just like that.
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Forever.
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But sometimes, 'cause
of people like me,
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you get a little borrowed time.
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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.
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Get the fuck outta my house.
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Gun! Gun!
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Secure your scene, Taggert!
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Secure your fuckin' scene!
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Fuck, man. First of all,
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I ain't know you could
run that fuckin' fast.
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God damn, you fast!
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Second of all, who
had a fuckin' gun?
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill
dispatch for this.
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She shot at us.
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You idiot! Someone pulls
out a gun, you run!
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-Clear!
-Get your fuckin' ugly-ass
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motherfuckin' hands off me,
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you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt!
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Scene's all yours, EMS.
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Randy, man, you okay?
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I'm fine.
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It's gonna be
alright, okay, ma'am?
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We're not gonna let you die.
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Seriously, you say
that one more time,
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I'm gonna punch
you in the throat.
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We never say that to a patient.
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-Ever.
-Sorry.
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What's that?
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This is NARCAN.
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It kicks the heroin off
of the narcotic receptors.
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This woman just
paid a lot of money
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to get higher than Jimi Hendrix
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and we're about to take that
away from her like... that.
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Okay. Um... You know what?
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I wouldn't sit
there if I were you.
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Why?
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Because...
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...of the puke.
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It's in my mouth!
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What the fuck?!
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What did she eat?!
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You stole my high, motherfucker!
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You're welcome.
Your life was saved.
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We're taking you to
the hospital, ma'am.
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You need to...
Ma'am, settle down.
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Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down!
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You need to calm down!
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Oh, shit! Her arm's free!
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No!
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Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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Got a needle!
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That is illegal, ma'am!
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Oh, God...
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Are you kidding me?
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You stuck me with
a dirty needle!
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You shit!
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Hey! Mike, brake!
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What the fuck?
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Right... right in the face.
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Hold her down!
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Hey! Now... Shit!
I fell in it! Ah!
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You crazy bitch!
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-Shit!
-Hey, hit her with the oxygen!
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-Breathe, bitch!
-What are you doing?!
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I said hit her with it!
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What happened?
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We administered oxygen.
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Yes, and then the patient
needed to be restrained,
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uh, thereby possibly resulting
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in some self-administered
bruising.
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Is that your medical opinion?
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Sorry, what medical school
did you go to again, doctor?
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-Not a doctor.
-Sorry?
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-Not a doctor.
-That's right!
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You're not a doctor.
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So what do you say we leave
the diagnosing of the patients
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-to the real doctors, huh?
-Okay.
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I got a dirty needle
stick in the ambulance,
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so if you'd please write
me a prescription...
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-What a shitshow.
-...for retroviral...
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You are unbelievable.
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Hope you enjoy this
nice, clean hospital...
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-Any dignity left in the EMS?
-...while I'm out on the streets
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getting vomited on,
having to take pills
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that smell like a
hobo shat in my mouth!
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Hey!
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In one day, I've been...
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shot at...
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thrown up on, and... strangled.
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And what, we still have...
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11 hours left in the shift.
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How do you guys
do this every day?
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It's our job.
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Your job sucks!
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Yeah, and it sounds real shitty
when you say it like that.
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Yeah, well, I can't go
back on that ambulance.
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Okay?
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I quit.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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Your job sucks!
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Now there goes
a future doctor.
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♪ When I get my check I'm
going on a world cruise ♪
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♪ On a boat made of pearl
jewels, full of whirlpools ♪
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♪ And a 1,000-inch flat-screen
to watch the world news ♪
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♪ And a personal chef to
cook up all the morsels ♪
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♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money,
money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money,
money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money,
money Money, money ♪
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{\an8}♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money,
money Money, money ♪
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Temperature readings
warming up a bit today
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into the upper 80s.
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By noontime, into the low 90s.
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...dry and pleasant
weather continues.
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Rain expected to
return next week.
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That's bullshit! You can't
talk while intubated.
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Crescent Premium,
how may I help you?
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Uh, certainly. One
moment, please.
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Crescent Premium, may
I direct your call?
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Well, I see you've certainly
put in your time as a paramedic.
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Well, I imagine insurance
sounds pretty boring,
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but we do work under some
pretty tight timetables.
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How are you at handling stress?
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Well, I'm a paramedic.
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So...
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I-I'm always stressed.
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Is that why you
chose insurance?
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Well, uh... I think that with
my many years of experience,
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uh, as a medical provider,
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that transitioning to another
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kind of medical or
healthcare field,
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I could bring, uh,
beneficial experience.
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Beneficial how?
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Well, I...
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think that being a paramedic
is really important work.
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And...
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in all honesty, I got into EMS
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'cause I really
wanted to help people.
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But the reality is...
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we hardly ever help anybody.
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We're just kind of a mop-up crew
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for the worst tragedies
in people's lives.
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You know?
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And, man, I have seen stuff.
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I mean, dead bodies
don't even register.
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I've seen millions
of dead bodies.
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Body parts. I've seen
arms and faces ripped off.
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And, man, that image gets
scarred into your brain
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for the rest of your
life, and I'm tired.
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I'm tired. I just... I show up to
work first thing in the morning
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and my first thought
is, "Fuck everybody."
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And given the opportunity,
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I would set fire
to that ambulance.
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Because it's broken, Bruce.
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It's broken. The whole
system is fucking broken.
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And it's sinking
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and I'm out there with a
thimble, trying to bail it out,
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and if I make one mistake,
someone could die.
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And you wanna know
my experience?
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out, and...
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I need the hell out of EMS
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before I fuck up
and kill somebody.
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Uh... you have any
other questions?
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22, are you 10-8 yet?
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Negative.
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-Waitin' on hospital paperwork.
-Waitin' on paperwork.
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They are over there
hittin' on nurses.
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That's some bullshit.
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22, get movin'.
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Here you go, baby.
Put that back for me?
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Oh, hey, Shanice.
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-Hey.
-Hey, Randy.
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How'd you enjoy your week off?
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Oh yeah, great. All the fun
of cancer without the cancer.
262
00:13:29,369 --> 00:13:30,704
Yeah, I had a needle stick once.
263
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:32,289
Oh, I remember.
264
00:13:32,372 --> 00:13:34,625
That junkie behind the
chicken place, with the hair.
265
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,752
Oh yeah, I forgot. I
was ridin' with you.
266
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:37,961
Hey, that's right.
267
00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:40,338
Hey, listen. Um...
268
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,135
You gotta take me
off the schedule.
269
00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:46,345
Please.
270
00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:48,722
You gotta cut down
my hours, somehow.
271
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:51,558
Really. I'm in... I'm in
terrible shape, Shanice.
272
00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:53,476
Shanice, listen.
273
00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:58,857
-I'm not okay.
-Randy, I am sorry,
274
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,109
but I am shorthanded. I
don't have anybody else,
275
00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:03,403
so you're in 42 with Mike.
276
00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:04,988
Come on...
277
00:14:05,071 --> 00:14:06,657
Why you always
sticking me with Mike?
278
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,450
He's the only one that can
put up wit' your prickly ass.
279
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:11,119
You may not know, but you're not
good at interpersonal relations,
280
00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:12,621
and I hope that's
not a shock to you.
281
00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:15,082
'Cause you know what? I
rode with you for two years
282
00:14:15,165 --> 00:14:17,209
but you break most people
within two or three months.
283
00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:20,045
Oh, come on. That's not
true. That's not fair.
284
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:22,255
Lots of people like
riding with me. Like Kim.
285
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:24,299
You like riding
with me, right, Kim?
286
00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:28,679
Oh. You do so like
riding with me.
287
00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:30,138
She likes riding with me.
288
00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:31,974
Shanice, when we
gon' get a raise?
289
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:33,642
Oh, baby, I would love
to give you a raise,
290
00:14:33,725 --> 00:14:35,644
and as soon as the government
ups our reimbursements,
291
00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:37,145
that's when you
will get your raise.
292
00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:38,897
And by the way, Randy,
you have another student.
293
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:40,482
-No. Unh-uh.
-Yes.
294
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:42,359
No. There's no way. No.
295
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,319
You are senior. You
get the student.
296
00:14:44,402 --> 00:14:46,280
Is there another paramedic
I should put them with?
297
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,947
Somebody better than you?
298
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,320
-Nobody's better than me.
-What I thought you'd say.
299
00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,707
Oh, come on, baby.
Don't do me like that.
300
00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:58,750
You know I'm at work.
301
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,293
Look, I don't get
off 'til seven.
302
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,838
No, no, no, not p.m., a.m.
303
00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:05,966
I can get at you at 7:30,
baby. All I need's 45 minutes.
304
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,426
That's more than
enough time, you know?
305
00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:10,721
Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps.
306
00:15:10,804 --> 00:15:12,639
Aw, yeah, you know I like that.
307
00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:14,682
Randy's here. I'll
call you back.
308
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,185
Look at this old creaky bitch.
309
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,146
You know you only got
like ten summers left.
310
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,439
Don't start with me.
311
00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:22,482
I haven't even
had breakfast yet.
312
00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:25,277
Uh, Mike, you gonna
let me drive today?
313
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,196
Uh, no. Okay? I
drive. You know that.
314
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,198
-Come on. Come on.
-No!
315
00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:32,618
Look, I wheel, you heal.
316
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,620
Why do you wanna upset the
natural order of things?
317
00:15:34,703 --> 00:15:36,496
And look, we got a
student today too.
318
00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:37,831
I know. I'm hoping
we can pull out
319
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:39,457
before that dipshit shows up.
320
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,420
Dipshit's already here.
321
00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:45,547
Oh, fuckwad.
322
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:46,882
Or Jessica.
323
00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,177
-Randy.
-Hey, Randy.
324
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,554
-Thanks for having me.
-Hey!
325
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:55,432
You know something?
You seem pretty smart.
326
00:15:55,515 --> 00:15:57,100
Bet you on the top of
your paramedic class
327
00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:58,185
and everything, ain't ya?
328
00:15:58,268 --> 00:16:00,062
Hmm. Pretty smart.
329
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,396
I'm smart too.
330
00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:03,106
Game recognize game.
331
00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:05,442
-Okay.
-Listen up.
332
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:09,029
We work a 24-hour shift,
from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.
333
00:16:09,112 --> 00:16:10,906
You really wanna spend 24 hours
334
00:16:10,989 --> 00:16:13,241
in this hot box with
two sweaty dudes?
335
00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:16,328
-Yep.
-You're gonna see things
336
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:18,288
that you can't unsee.
337
00:16:19,664 --> 00:16:21,083
I'm sorry, did I make a mistake?
338
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,627
Because I asked Shanice
to set me up with the best
339
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,587
because I wanna learn
from the best, so...
340
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:28,882
am I in the wrong truck, or...?
341
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,301
Okay. Alright. You
wanna tag along, fine,
342
00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:33,095
but here's what you're gonna do.
343
00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:34,262
Nothing.
344
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:36,264
You are going to do nothing,
345
00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:37,808
you are going to touch nothing,
346
00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:39,476
you are going to say nothing
347
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:41,603
unless I instruct you
to. You understand?
348
00:16:41,686 --> 00:16:44,398
This is not a democracy,
it's a dictatorship.
349
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,566
Okay? What I say goes.
350
00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:48,401
Period. End of story.
351
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,531
Alright, "dick-tator."
Let's hit it.
352
00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:58,954
♪ What kinda whips are
you driving around in? ♪
353
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,540
♪ I like 'em brown, yellow,
candy-coated and spacious ♪
354
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,209
{\an8}♪ What kinda whips are
you driving around in... ♪
355
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,253
{\an8}What the hell? We're
supposed to be saving lives
356
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,546
{\an8}and you're getting a latte?
357
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:09,923
{\an8}We don't get lunch breaks
or bathroom breaks.
358
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,758
We got 24 hours ahead of us,
359
00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:13,927
we gotta grab what
we can when we can,
360
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:15,511
and right now I am starving.
361
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:16,721
Hey!
362
00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:19,557
Do you guys really have
to park like this, man?
363
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,684
You're taking up like
three fucking spots.
364
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:24,104
We park that way in case
we have to leave quickly
365
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:26,315
in an emergency, sir.
366
00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:29,151
You know what? All you
people do is tie up traffic.
367
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:30,986
You know that? You should
get a fuckin' real job.
368
00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:32,362
How 'bout that?
369
00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:34,573
Hey, dipshit, we do
have a real fuckin' job.
370
00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:37,576
What do you do with this
plastic-ass name tag, Kevin?
371
00:17:37,659 --> 00:17:39,786
Huh? Go back to
RadioShack, motherfucker!
372
00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:41,538
-Chill out, man.
-I don't have to chill the fu...
373
00:17:41,621 --> 00:17:43,582
-You chill the fuck out!
-What an asshole.
374
00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:46,126
-Yeah, people are mean.
-Fuck you. I'm not chilling!
375
00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:47,544
You'll see.
376
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:50,213
Fuckin' handlebar
mustache bitch.
377
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,883
Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama.
378
00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:56,803
Uh, coffee and a muffin.
379
00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,180
No, you know what?
380
00:17:58,263 --> 00:18:00,265
Two muffins. One
chocolate, one blueberry.
381
00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:03,226
Two muffins, one
coffee. That is...
382
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:04,769
$10.25.
383
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:07,689
Um...
384
00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:11,860
-Free coffee for heroes.
-Oh.
385
00:18:11,943 --> 00:18:14,821
Free coffee for firemen
and policemen only.
386
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,491
I'm a paramedic.
387
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,076
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
388
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:20,327
Sorry...
389
00:18:22,787 --> 00:18:24,331
Medic 42, respond emergent
390
00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:26,375
to 5200 West Imperial Highway
391
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,709
for psychiatric patient.
392
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:29,836
Oh, it's your boy Johnny.
393
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,381
Man, I hope he's
wearing clothes today.
394
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,883
You know something?
I bet ya he's not.
395
00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:37,177
Matter of fact, 20 bucks say
he's gonna be butt-ass naked.
396
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,137
-Oh, no way.
-Twenty dollars.
397
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,380
-Bet you right now.
-I'm in.
398
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:42,140
You're payin' for my lunch today
399
00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,433
'cause he gon' be
fuckin' butt-ass naked.
400
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:44,476
-Let's do this.
-Let's do it.
401
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,144
-Come on, big money.
-Okay.
402
00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:48,105
Hey, student of the year,
what do you think? You in?
403
00:18:48,188 --> 00:18:50,524
-Balls in or out?
-Balls?
404
00:18:59,074 --> 00:19:02,202
I am Satan and his
only messenger!
405
00:19:02,285 --> 00:19:04,496
Well, there you have
it. It's a draw.
406
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:05,914
Shirt, no pants.
407
00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:08,458
What are you talkin' 'bout?
That's bullshit, okay?
408
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,335
I can see his dick.
That qualifies.
409
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:11,503
He's not naked!
410
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,797
How'd you call that naked?
He's wearing a shirt.
411
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,591
Shirt, no pants. That's
like, uh... Winnie the Pooh.
412
00:19:16,674 --> 00:19:18,093
I guess Winnie the
Pooh got his dick out
413
00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:20,178
because I can see
Winnie the Pooh's dick.
414
00:19:20,303 --> 00:19:22,014
Johnny, bring your
naked ass over here!
415
00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:24,141
Leave this place...
416
00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:25,976
or I'll destroy you all!
417
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:28,854
Oh, oh. Okay, so you really
wanna test your immortality?
418
00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:30,981
-Okay.
-Leave now!
419
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,531
I am Satan and his
only messenger.
420
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,992
Man, that's greedy as
fuck. You cannot be Satan
421
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:43,619
and his only messenger.
422
00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:46,079
Just pick one, okay? Got
too many fuckin' jobs!
423
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,541
I am Satan and his
only messenger!
424
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:51,001
Okay. You know what?
425
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:53,086
Have some breakfast. But...
426
00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:55,172
leave people alone.
Lay low. Okay?
427
00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:57,633
Or I'm gonna hook the
defibrillator up to your face.
428
00:19:57,716 --> 00:19:58,967
Bzz! You understand?
429
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,886
It don't matter. Put
some fuckin' pants on
430
00:20:00,969 --> 00:20:02,679
and get your ashy leprechaun
ass from over here.
431
00:20:02,762 --> 00:20:03,930
Nobody wanna see that shit!
432
00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:05,598
Satan does!
433
00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:07,517
What...
434
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,020
County, it's Medic 42.
435
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:12,189
We are available.
No patient on scene.
436
00:20:12,272 --> 00:20:13,815
Repeat, no patient on scene.
437
00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:15,776
Wait. What are you doing?
You abandoned your patient.
438
00:20:15,859 --> 00:20:17,277
You could lose your license.
439
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,404
-Satan loves me!
-That is not a patient.
440
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:20,656
That is Johnny.
441
00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:22,032
If he was actively schizo,
442
00:20:22,115 --> 00:20:23,200
he'd be pulling out his hair
443
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:25,077
and biting his lips
until they bleed.
444
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,579
That's what Johnny does
when he's not on his meds.
445
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,915
Right now, Johnny's acting
this way because he's hungry.
446
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,751
-Oh, he's hungry. Yeah.
-Yes.
447
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,795
The guy wagging his dick around.
448
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:36,463
-Yeah.
-That... He's hungry.
449
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,423
He wants us to take
him into the ER
450
00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:40,926
where they have to give him a
meal before they let him go,
451
00:20:41,009 --> 00:20:42,970
because the ER has no choice.
452
00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:46,056
They legally can't
turn anyone away.
453
00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:48,934
Now, we could bring him
in for his ER happy meal,
454
00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:51,436
but guess what? There's a
shit-ton of paperwork involved.
455
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,647
So it's a lot easier for
me to skip the middleman
456
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,233
and give him my breakfast.
And I'm starving!
457
00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,735
Okay. So just to recap.
458
00:20:58,818 --> 00:21:01,613
Your medical
solution is muffins.
459
00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:05,784
I sacrificed my
delicious muffins
460
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,035
for the good of humanity.
461
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,205
-Mike, let's roll.
-Alright. We outta here.
462
00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:17,337
Why are you here?
463
00:21:18,797 --> 00:21:20,132
Because I wanna save lives.
464
00:21:21,925 --> 00:21:24,219
-Is that funny?
-You wanna save lives.
465
00:21:24,302 --> 00:21:25,595
You think we savin' lives?
466
00:21:25,678 --> 00:21:27,347
Come on, now. We just
gave a dude muffins.
467
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,224
Yeah, I used to
want to be a hero,
468
00:21:29,307 --> 00:21:32,269
but the fact is,
we're not heroes.
469
00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:33,520
Okay?
470
00:21:33,603 --> 00:21:35,897
The fact is that most
of the calls we get
471
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,149
are bullshit.
472
00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:38,400
The people that
need us don't call,
473
00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:40,402
and the people that
call don't need us.
474
00:21:40,485 --> 00:21:42,029
People live, people die.
475
00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:44,990
You rarely make any kind
of difference whatsoever.
476
00:21:45,073 --> 00:21:46,158
This is a job.
477
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:49,202
Okay? You clock
in, you clock out.
478
00:21:49,285 --> 00:21:51,371
At the end of the day
you go home. That's it.
479
00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:52,956
I don't think you
really believe that.
480
00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:54,583
No, I do.
481
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,960
I do. I really, really do.
482
00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:58,670
And you should too
if you want to last.
483
00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:01,048
But you have people's
lives in your hands.
484
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:03,467
How can you not care? How
can you not give a shit?
485
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:04,759
Caring is what kills you.
486
00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:06,637
The fact is,
487
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,930
most people in this
job can't last a year.
488
00:22:09,013 --> 00:22:10,223
They can't hack it.
489
00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:12,267
And the good ones, the
really, really good ones?
490
00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:13,560
Five years.
491
00:22:13,643 --> 00:22:15,478
Five years, max. That's
all they can handle.
492
00:22:17,981 --> 00:22:19,441
How long have you been doing it?
493
00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:24,321
Eighteen years, nine months.
494
00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:34,581
Alright, class president,
495
00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:36,144
this one's for real,
so pay attention.
496
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,126
You're with me. Grab the bag.
497
00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:39,544
-Okay.
-Don't touch anything.
498
00:22:39,627 --> 00:22:40,462
Nothing. Got it?
499
00:22:40,545 --> 00:22:41,797
But then why am I...
500
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,506
...even here?
501
00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:51,348
Walk. Don't run. Never run.
502
00:22:51,431 --> 00:22:52,724
-Why?
-Why?
503
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:54,476
Oh, shit. Door's stuck.
504
00:22:56,811 --> 00:22:58,814
-BSI.
-What?
505
00:22:58,897 --> 00:23:00,065
-BSI!
-What the fuck is that?
506
00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:01,650
-Put your gloves on!
-Oh. Okay.
507
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,318
-Hey, Jimmy.
-Hey.
508
00:23:03,401 --> 00:23:04,903
Need you to pop that door.
509
00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:07,239
-Got it.
-Also need an additional driver.
510
00:23:07,322 --> 00:23:08,657
I need Mike in the back with me.
511
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,117
-We're on it.
-Hey. Everything's okay?
512
00:23:12,577 --> 00:23:13,578
What is that?
513
00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:16,039
I answer questions
after the fact.
514
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,668
It's a window punch.
515
00:23:22,837 --> 00:23:23,797
Okay, go ahead.
516
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,007
Pull her out the side.
517
00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:26,383
-Move in.
-Little more.
518
00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:29,803
Alright, head of her class,
519
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:30,929
what do we assess first?
520
00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:32,723
Airway, breathing, circulation.
521
00:23:32,806 --> 00:23:34,641
He's breathing, but
it's rapid deep breaths.
522
00:23:34,724 --> 00:23:36,267
Kussmauls?
523
00:23:36,726 --> 00:23:38,186
Wait, am I right?
524
00:23:38,269 --> 00:23:39,854
Rookie, get out the way.
525
00:23:40,438 --> 00:23:41,565
What's goin' on here?
526
00:23:41,648 --> 00:23:43,358
Got Kussmauls.
527
00:23:43,441 --> 00:23:46,069
Possible broken
everything. What about you?
528
00:23:46,152 --> 00:23:47,988
Lady was just a little
shook up but she's alright.
529
00:23:48,071 --> 00:23:49,781
Alright. Grab me
a collar, will ya?
530
00:23:49,864 --> 00:23:51,408
Okay, I got you.
531
00:23:51,491 --> 00:23:52,992
-Get out the way.
-Sorry. Sorry.
532
00:23:55,078 --> 00:23:56,705
Alright, and grab
me a non-rebreather.
533
00:23:56,788 --> 00:23:58,582
You just said not
to touch anything.
534
00:23:58,665 --> 00:24:00,876
And now I'm asking you
to touch a non-rebreather
535
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,127
and bring it to me.
536
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,170
Wait. No. No.
537
00:24:05,213 --> 00:24:07,215
Sorry. Sorry.
538
00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,884
Not in the truck. In the bag!
539
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,219
-The what?
-In the bag! In the bag!
540
00:24:11,302 --> 00:24:12,638
Oh, shit.
541
00:24:12,721 --> 00:24:14,180
Walk. Don't run.
542
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,685
Hey, buddy. Can you hear me?
543
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,482
One, two, three.
544
00:24:25,608 --> 00:24:26,985
One, two, three.
545
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:29,154
No. Yeah, I got him.
546
00:24:29,237 --> 00:24:30,989
How am I doin'?
547
00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:32,032
Alright.
548
00:24:32,115 --> 00:24:34,076
Nothing in the belly,
good in all four.
549
00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:35,702
Got this, hero?
550
00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:39,581
Oh, shit. He's in V-fib.
551
00:24:40,498 --> 00:24:41,917
You, I need you to do CPR.
552
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,835
Now. Go. Go!
553
00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:50,967
Harder.
554
00:24:51,885 --> 00:24:53,303
Harder! You're not
doing anything.
555
00:24:53,386 --> 00:24:54,554
Harder!
556
00:24:54,637 --> 00:24:56,556
Oh, God! I think I
just broke his ribs.
557
00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:58,308
No, no, no. That's a
good thing. A good thing.
558
00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,102
Don't stop, okay? Means
you're doing it right.
559
00:25:00,185 --> 00:25:02,354
Yeah. I can fix broken.
I can't fix dead.
560
00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:04,064
Come on!
561
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,155
Um, are we gonna shock him?
562
00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:14,074
No, we gonna wax his chest.
563
00:25:14,157 --> 00:25:15,534
Yes, we gonna shock him.
564
00:25:15,617 --> 00:25:16,785
Charging.
565
00:25:16,868 --> 00:25:18,745
Clear.
566
00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:21,039
Brainiac is clear. All clear.
567
00:25:29,672 --> 00:25:31,008
Comin' through.
568
00:25:31,091 --> 00:25:32,843
Hello? Hello, hello!
569
00:25:32,926 --> 00:25:36,555
Got approximately 40-year-old
male, two-car MVA.
570
00:25:36,638 --> 00:25:38,432
Restrained driver.
571
00:25:38,515 --> 00:25:40,183
Severe damage to the vehicle.
572
00:25:41,101 --> 00:25:42,686
Ten-minute extrication.
573
00:25:43,395 --> 00:25:44,813
Kussmauls at first,
574
00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:47,691
but once we got him out
went apneic and V-fib.
575
00:25:47,774 --> 00:25:50,068
Been shocked three times.
Last was on the drive here.
576
00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:51,069
Now asystolic.
577
00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:53,405
Ready? One, two, three.
578
00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,784
Pupils are fixed and dilated.
579
00:25:57,867 --> 00:26:00,287
Fractured right arm and
depressed skull fracture in...
580
00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:03,123
Hold compression. Just
hold, hold, hold. Please.
581
00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:04,541
He's asystolic.
582
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,836
You said he was traumatic.
Did you ever get a pulse back?
583
00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:09,046
-No.
-No.
584
00:26:09,129 --> 00:26:10,338
No.
585
00:26:10,755 --> 00:26:13,717
Time of death, 10:29.
586
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,011
Oh, God. You gotta
be shitting me.
587
00:26:16,094 --> 00:26:17,762
Is that mud?
588
00:26:18,722 --> 00:26:20,807
Well, nice job, Dr. Randy.
589
00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:23,226
Just track all the mud
and bacteria you want
590
00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:24,394
into my ER.
591
00:26:29,232 --> 00:26:30,734
Seriously?
592
00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:44,247
Hey. What happened?
593
00:26:44,831 --> 00:26:47,250
The doctor just
called it? That's it?
594
00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,086
Yes, that's it.
595
00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:51,088
Dude was dead when we got there.
596
00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:52,839
Okay, well, if you
thought he was dead,
597
00:26:52,922 --> 00:26:54,800
then why did you make me do CPR?
598
00:26:54,883 --> 00:26:57,886
Because nobody dies
in an ambulance.
599
00:26:57,969 --> 00:26:59,262
What do you mean?
It's an ambulance.
600
00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:02,808
-People die all the time.
-Nobody dies in the ambulance.
601
00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:05,352
It's a legal nightmare. Once
we start working on you,
602
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,020
we're not allowed
to declare you dead.
603
00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:08,939
Only a doctor or
coroner can do that.
604
00:27:09,022 --> 00:27:11,149
So even if he has zero
chance of making it,
605
00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:14,903
even if we're just pumping
blood through a corpse,
606
00:27:14,986 --> 00:27:16,780
we cannot declare him dead.
607
00:27:16,863 --> 00:27:18,740
Now, he can be dead
before we show up,
608
00:27:18,823 --> 00:27:20,826
he can be dead once
we drop him off,
609
00:27:20,909 --> 00:27:23,953
but never, ever in between.
610
00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:27,541
That doesn't make
any medical sense.
611
00:27:27,624 --> 00:27:29,084
It's not medicine.
612
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:31,503
It's healthcare.
613
00:27:31,586 --> 00:27:33,213
Welcome to EMS.
614
00:27:42,472 --> 00:27:43,515
No.
615
00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:45,767
No! Goddamnit.
616
00:27:47,185 --> 00:27:48,353
Stay.
617
00:27:49,104 --> 00:27:50,855
No! Go!
618
00:27:51,356 --> 00:27:54,192
Take my dollar,
you motherfucker!
619
00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,985
Goddamnit!
620
00:27:58,029 --> 00:27:59,364
Children can hear you.
621
00:27:59,447 --> 00:28:00,990
Fine. Good. You have a dollar?
622
00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:05,120
What I don't understand is,
if you hate your job so much,
623
00:28:05,203 --> 00:28:06,371
why don't you just quit?
624
00:28:07,288 --> 00:28:09,708
'Cause I like to eat and I don't
like to sleep in the gutter.
625
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,501
-So get another job.
-Like what?
626
00:28:11,584 --> 00:28:13,253
Like airline pilot? Huh?
627
00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:15,422
Listen, I've tried.
I am stuck here.
628
00:28:15,505 --> 00:28:16,715
Okay? Work at the hospital?
629
00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:19,676
All I'm qualified to do is
change bedpans and wipe asses.
630
00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:21,511
My training doesn't
mean shit here.
631
00:28:21,594 --> 00:28:22,721
Go to med school? Forget it.
632
00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:24,056
No. By the time I finish,
633
00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:25,641
it will be time
for me to retire.
634
00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:28,477
Okay.
635
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,979
Wait. What? No!
636
00:28:31,062 --> 00:28:32,940
God! I hate you!
637
00:28:33,023 --> 00:28:34,733
No! No! No!
638
00:28:34,816 --> 00:28:36,401
God!
639
00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:41,657
Okay.
640
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:43,325
Randy?
641
00:28:43,408 --> 00:28:46,161
Oh, Christ. I feel like my
heart's coming out my asshole.
642
00:28:46,244 --> 00:28:47,829
Hey. Hey.
643
00:28:47,912 --> 00:28:49,414
What's the matter?
644
00:28:49,497 --> 00:28:51,083
No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
645
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,585
-You havin' a heart attack?
-No. Just stop it. God.
646
00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,629
-No.
-Okay, so it's a panic attack.
647
00:28:55,712 --> 00:28:58,632
-No, it's not.
-Take some slow, deep breaths.
648
00:28:58,715 --> 00:29:00,884
Uh, hello? Paramedic.
649
00:29:00,967 --> 00:29:03,595
Are you okay to work like this?
650
00:29:06,264 --> 00:29:08,975
Look, I'm gonna
be fine. I just...
651
00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:13,397
Just need some-some time.
652
00:29:15,607 --> 00:29:17,192
You don't understand.
653
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:35,585
You know, when I was 13...
654
00:29:36,961 --> 00:29:38,463
my mom and my sister
and I went camping
655
00:29:38,546 --> 00:29:39,964
in the middle of nowhere.
656
00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,469
And my mom really
liked cold chicken,
657
00:29:44,552 --> 00:29:46,013
so we were eating cold chicken
658
00:29:46,096 --> 00:29:48,181
on a picnic table with
some potato chips,
659
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:51,309
and my mom got a piece
stuck in her throat.
660
00:29:52,727 --> 00:29:56,356
And I didn't... I didn't know
the Heimlich or anything...
661
00:29:57,357 --> 00:29:58,400
so right there...
662
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:00,861
in that dumb campground...
663
00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,573
...my mother died.
664
00:30:06,825 --> 00:30:08,284
And I just watched.
665
00:30:13,748 --> 00:30:16,209
So that's why I'm...
that's why I'm here.
666
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,174
I'm gonna tell you something
667
00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:24,467
that I wish someone had
told me a long time ago.
668
00:30:25,468 --> 00:30:29,347
Run away from this job as
fast as humanly possible...
669
00:30:30,181 --> 00:30:32,350
or you will end up like this.
670
00:30:39,107 --> 00:30:41,067
That's weird.
671
00:30:44,362 --> 00:30:46,114
Uh, hello? This is Randy.
672
00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:57,625
Okay.
673
00:31:00,378 --> 00:31:01,378
Okay.
674
00:31:03,131 --> 00:31:04,758
What you mean you can't be late?
675
00:31:06,259 --> 00:31:08,428
I know you're a teacher.
Fuck those kids.
676
00:31:08,511 --> 00:31:10,180
Just don't... It's
too early to be...
677
00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:12,307
♪ Keep on dancin' ♪
678
00:31:13,558 --> 00:31:15,185
What the fuck goin' on
wit' you? Hey, stop.
679
00:31:17,395 --> 00:31:19,273
Mmm!
680
00:31:19,356 --> 00:31:20,691
♪ Keep on groovin' ♪
681
00:31:20,774 --> 00:31:22,442
Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack.
682
00:31:24,194 --> 00:31:25,737
♪ You'll know what to do... ♪
683
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,489
Whoo-hoo!
684
00:31:27,572 --> 00:31:29,157
Yeah!
685
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,159
Hey! I quit!
686
00:31:31,242 --> 00:31:32,703
I quit!
687
00:31:32,786 --> 00:31:34,204
I got a new job. I'm quitting!
688
00:31:34,287 --> 00:31:35,914
That's it. I'm done.
689
00:31:35,997 --> 00:31:38,250
I'm done. I got a new
job. I can't believe...
690
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,168
I totally thought that
I blew the interview,
691
00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:41,920
but apparently they
loved my honesty.
692
00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,715
So... that's it. I'm outta here.
693
00:31:44,798 --> 00:31:46,300
So... It's...
694
00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:48,343
Shanice, you've been amazing.
It's not you. Really.
695
00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:49,845
Thanks. You're the
best supervisor.
696
00:31:49,928 --> 00:31:51,096
I really... Thank you s...
697
00:31:51,179 --> 00:31:52,639
I don't need to give
you two weeks, do I?
698
00:31:52,722 --> 00:31:54,391
I don't think I could
stay another two weeks.
699
00:31:54,474 --> 00:31:56,560
I can't do two weeks' notice.
They need me to start Monday.
700
00:31:56,643 --> 00:31:59,521
Come on. Please, please
I... I can't believe it!
701
00:31:59,604 --> 00:32:02,482
Honestly, I didn't know
that I could feel happy.
702
00:32:03,233 --> 00:32:04,860
Hello? Are you still there?
703
00:32:04,943 --> 00:32:06,236
Yes, I'm still here.
704
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,114
Can we, uh, re-up
on rubber gloves,
705
00:32:09,197 --> 00:32:10,866
hypos, and normal
saline... Hang on!
706
00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:12,451
Randy!
707
00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:13,785
I did not say you could quit.
708
00:32:14,536 --> 00:32:16,246
And you have to
finish your shift!
709
00:32:17,122 --> 00:32:18,290
-Asshole.
-Excuse me?
710
00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:19,373
No, no, no! Not you.
711
00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:23,629
{\an8}Okay! We ride!
712
00:32:23,712 --> 00:32:24,963
{\an8}We ride!
713
00:32:25,463 --> 00:32:26,340
Ha-ha!
714
00:32:34,764 --> 00:32:36,933
♪
It's my last day-ay! ♪
715
00:32:37,016 --> 00:32:39,352
♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
716
00:32:39,477 --> 00:32:41,772
♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
717
00:32:41,855 --> 00:32:43,899
♪ It's my last day! ♪
718
00:32:43,982 --> 00:32:46,193
Whoo!
719
00:32:46,276 --> 00:32:48,779
So long, fuckers!
720
00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:50,030
Yeah!
721
00:32:54,492 --> 00:32:55,994
Ah...
722
00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:58,455
I love the smell of nursing
home in the morning.
723
00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:03,585
How you doin'?
724
00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:07,339
Hmm. What's for lunch?
725
00:33:07,422 --> 00:33:08,965
What the fuck is wrong wit' you?
726
00:33:09,758 --> 00:33:10,550
Sorry?
727
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,219
This happiness is
making me uncomfortable.
728
00:33:12,302 --> 00:33:13,595
It's actually kinda
freaking me out.
729
00:33:13,678 --> 00:33:15,138
Yeah, it's a little unnerving.
730
00:33:15,221 --> 00:33:19,017
Well, in 18 more hours, I
am done with EMS forever.
731
00:33:19,893 --> 00:33:22,187
Uh, hi. Hello.
732
00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:23,605
What took you so long?
733
00:33:23,688 --> 00:33:25,023
What you mean what
took us so long?
734
00:33:25,106 --> 00:33:26,566
We got here in six minutes.
735
00:33:26,649 --> 00:33:28,568
That's two RandB
songs. Six minutes.
736
00:33:28,651 --> 00:33:30,028
We can't get here
faster than six minutes.
737
00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:31,947
The fuck you think
we got, a teleporter?
738
00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:33,448
Uh, where's the patient?
739
00:33:33,531 --> 00:33:35,325
Alright, look. Just-Just...
740
00:33:36,242 --> 00:33:37,202
follow me.
741
00:33:37,285 --> 00:33:38,745
This way.
742
00:33:38,828 --> 00:33:39,913
Come on.
743
00:33:39,996 --> 00:33:42,207
How the fuck did
he get this job?
744
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:45,460
She's been having a little
trouble breathing lately.
745
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:47,921
Define "lately."
746
00:33:50,882 --> 00:33:52,217
Newbie, what's your assessment?
747
00:33:53,093 --> 00:33:55,470
Well, she's cyanotic,
appears to have lividity.
748
00:33:55,553 --> 00:33:57,264
In my professional opinion...
749
00:33:57,347 --> 00:33:58,432
she's dead.
750
00:33:58,515 --> 00:33:59,766
Hmm.
751
00:34:00,809 --> 00:34:03,812
-You gotta do something.
-Do something? What? CPR?
752
00:34:03,895 --> 00:34:05,314
She's dead.
753
00:34:05,397 --> 00:34:07,064
Got a better chance of
reviving the nightstand.
754
00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:08,233
You gotta try.
755
00:34:08,316 --> 00:34:09,318
No, we're not touching her.
756
00:34:09,401 --> 00:34:10,819
-Unh-uh.
-Alright.
757
00:34:11,736 --> 00:34:13,488
I'm gettin' the charge nurse.
758
00:34:13,571 --> 00:34:14,906
You can if you want to.
759
00:34:14,989 --> 00:34:16,908
Is the charge nurse a magician?
760
00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:19,453
Because that's the only way
this lady is coming back alive.
761
00:34:19,536 --> 00:34:20,537
With magic!
762
00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:22,164
Waste of time.
763
00:34:22,247 --> 00:34:23,832
Even the newbie
knew she was dead.
764
00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:25,876
No offense.
765
00:34:25,959 --> 00:34:27,085
I am offended.
766
00:34:27,835 --> 00:34:29,504
Hey, County. Medic 42.
767
00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:32,214
Medic 42, this is
County. Go ahead.
768
00:34:32,966 --> 00:34:34,760
County, we need a coroner.
769
00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:36,094
We have a DOA on the scene
770
00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:38,305
and, uh, we're standing
by for paperwork.
771
00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,473
Copy, 42. Contacting coroner.
772
00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:43,810
What do you mean, coroner?
What's going on here?
773
00:34:43,893 --> 00:34:46,521
Your patient is assuming
room temperature,
774
00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:47,856
I declared her dead,
775
00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:50,066
the coroner is coming,
and we are going to leave.
776
00:34:50,942 --> 00:34:51,944
How do you know she's dead?
777
00:34:52,027 --> 00:34:53,403
What are her vitals?
778
00:34:54,446 --> 00:34:55,864
You wanna know her vitals?
779
00:34:56,448 --> 00:34:58,658
Well, if you must
know, zero pulse,
780
00:34:59,409 --> 00:35:01,453
zero over zero blood pressure,
781
00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:02,996
zero respirations.
782
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:06,124
Like all... zeroes.
783
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,336
Would you like to
know her blood sugar?
784
00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:12,047
She was just fine when I checked
on her a few minutes ago.
785
00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:14,883
A few... minutes ago? Really?
786
00:35:15,842 --> 00:35:17,052
Shake her hand.
787
00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:19,262
Go over and shake her hand.
788
00:35:19,846 --> 00:35:21,264
Do it.
789
00:35:21,347 --> 00:35:23,349
-I'm good.
-Mike?
790
00:35:32,817 --> 00:35:33,943
Look.
791
00:35:34,527 --> 00:35:35,527
Look!
792
00:35:36,696 --> 00:35:38,615
"Hi. I'm dead."
793
00:35:39,657 --> 00:35:41,326
Goddamn, she cold.
794
00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:43,620
You know why she's fuckin' cold?
795
00:35:43,703 --> 00:35:45,122
Because this is rigor.
796
00:35:45,205 --> 00:35:46,832
'Cause she's dead.
797
00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,376
This type of stiffness
don't take a few minutes.
798
00:35:49,459 --> 00:35:52,921
We talkin' five or six hours.
799
00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:55,007
Huh? You can iron
your clothes on her,
800
00:35:55,090 --> 00:35:56,091
that's how stiff she is!
801
00:35:56,174 --> 00:35:57,467
Stiff as a board!
802
00:35:57,550 --> 00:35:59,135
Can I be honest wit' you?
803
00:36:00,178 --> 00:36:02,222
You're probably the worst nurse
804
00:36:03,098 --> 00:36:04,766
I've ever fuckin' met.
805
00:36:04,849 --> 00:36:06,977
This is totally unacceptable.
806
00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:08,312
I'm calling your supervisor.
807
00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:09,938
Oh. Please do.
808
00:36:10,021 --> 00:36:11,773
That would be hysterical.
809
00:36:11,856 --> 00:36:15,152
In the meantime, I suggest
you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice.
810
00:36:15,235 --> 00:36:18,030
She's starting to add to the
lovely aroma around here.
811
00:36:18,113 --> 00:36:19,615
I smell dead people.
812
00:36:26,121 --> 00:36:27,789
-Hello!
-Randy,
813
00:36:27,872 --> 00:36:29,499
who is this nursing home lady
814
00:36:29,582 --> 00:36:30,959
screaming at me
on the other line?
815
00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:32,502
Look, these people
are idiots, okay?
816
00:36:32,585 --> 00:36:34,755
They had a patient of theirs
that was dead for hours.
817
00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:37,633
Randy, you have got to
learn to manage these people
818
00:36:37,716 --> 00:36:39,259
and stop acting like an
asshole to everybody.
819
00:36:39,342 --> 00:36:41,470
Now I gotta deal with this mess.
820
00:36:41,553 --> 00:36:43,180
What do... It's my
last day, Shanice.
821
00:36:43,263 --> 00:36:45,057
It's not my last day, and
if you finish your shift
822
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:46,350
we'll see if it's your last.
823
00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:48,560
Really? Oh, no. This
is definitely my...
824
00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:49,728
I said what I said.
825
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:52,981
Fuck.
826
00:36:53,106 --> 00:36:55,067
So, Carol, if you were
assessing that patient,
827
00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:56,776
would you classify
them as alive?
828
00:36:57,902 --> 00:36:59,655
I see. No, no, no.
No, you're right.
829
00:36:59,738 --> 00:37:01,365
I don't have a nursing degree.
830
00:37:01,448 --> 00:37:02,824
I was trained as a paramedic.
831
00:37:02,907 --> 00:37:05,160
Uh-huh. Well, let me ask
you something, Carol,
832
00:37:05,243 --> 00:37:07,037
since you deal in elder care.
833
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,706
My grandmother died 12
years ago at the age of 99
834
00:37:09,789 --> 00:37:11,583
and we buried her
next to my grandfather
835
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,794
at that cemetery out by
the airport. Know the one?
836
00:37:13,877 --> 00:37:15,629
Uh-huh. Well, let
me ask you this.
837
00:37:15,712 --> 00:37:17,923
If you and I were to go out
there together right now
838
00:37:18,006 --> 00:37:19,299
and dig up my
grandmother's corpse,
839
00:37:19,382 --> 00:37:20,926
do you think you
could revive her?
840
00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:22,511
Because that makes
about as much sense
841
00:37:22,594 --> 00:37:24,388
as what you're saying
to me right now.
842
00:37:24,471 --> 00:37:27,015
Your patient was dead, bitch.
843
00:37:27,098 --> 00:37:28,934
Mm-hmm. And your people
didn't realize it
844
00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:30,560
for five or six hours.
845
00:37:30,643 --> 00:37:32,396
That is called negligence.
846
00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:34,064
But you thought
you'd just call 911
847
00:37:34,147 --> 00:37:35,774
and cover your
asses, is that it?
848
00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:39,111
Ah. Well, how 'bout you and
I call your administrator
849
00:37:39,194 --> 00:37:41,071
and go over this
incident point by point
850
00:37:41,154 --> 00:37:43,323
and see which one of us
still has a goddamn job
851
00:37:43,406 --> 00:37:44,741
by the end of the day?
852
00:37:45,909 --> 00:37:48,578
Oh! You're suddenly okay?
853
00:37:48,661 --> 00:37:50,789
We're clear now, Carol?
854
00:37:50,872 --> 00:37:52,291
Great. Well, if you
have any more problems,
855
00:37:52,374 --> 00:37:54,084
my name is Shanice, you
call me immediately.
856
00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:55,711
You got that?
857
00:37:55,794 --> 00:37:57,004
Damn right.
858
00:38:02,842 --> 00:38:04,886
Oh my God, I am so hungry.
859
00:38:04,969 --> 00:38:06,638
Mike, find a taco
truck or something.
860
00:38:06,721 --> 00:38:08,932
My stomach is eating itself.
861
00:38:09,015 --> 00:38:10,392
I got you. That's
all you have to say.
862
00:38:10,475 --> 00:38:12,102
You didn't really quit, did you?
863
00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:14,270
Yeah. I did.
864
00:38:15,105 --> 00:38:16,398
-No, you didn't.
-Yeah, I did.
865
00:38:16,481 --> 00:38:17,691
No, you did not.
866
00:38:17,774 --> 00:38:19,401
Yes, I did.
867
00:38:19,484 --> 00:38:21,570
Look, look. Let
me say this, okay?
868
00:38:21,653 --> 00:38:24,031
Randy has been in this
way too long, okay?
869
00:38:24,114 --> 00:38:26,700
EMS is not supposed to
be working this long.
870
00:38:26,783 --> 00:38:29,369
He don't know what he's gonna
do out in the real world.
871
00:38:29,452 --> 00:38:30,579
This motherfucker can't do shit.
872
00:38:30,662 --> 00:38:32,331
What are you talking about?
873
00:38:32,414 --> 00:38:33,915
I wouldn't know how
to function out there?
874
00:38:33,998 --> 00:38:35,709
Oh, but you know how
to function out there.
875
00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:37,127
-You damn right I do.
-Yeah.
876
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,712
I function well out there too.
877
00:38:38,795 --> 00:38:40,422
'Cause I'm a normal
fuckin' person.
878
00:38:40,505 --> 00:38:42,507
I go home, I take a shit,
879
00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:44,551
then I take a shower
and I put on my clothes
880
00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:46,261
and I pick up my
lady, we go to dinner,
881
00:38:46,344 --> 00:38:47,929
then we come back
home and we fuck.
882
00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:51,224
Okay? That is called
being a part of society.
883
00:38:51,307 --> 00:38:52,643
You, on the other hand,
884
00:38:52,726 --> 00:38:54,853
would not survive one
day in the real world.
885
00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:57,189
'Cause he ain't did shit.
Don't do nothin' besides this.
886
00:38:57,272 --> 00:38:58,940
When the last time
you been on a date?
887
00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:02,903
Hmm? When was the last time
you washed your fuckin' sheets?
888
00:39:02,986 --> 00:39:04,821
Oh...
889
00:39:07,449 --> 00:39:09,743
Well, where are you gonna work?
890
00:39:09,826 --> 00:39:11,787
I'm working in an
insurance company.
891
00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:13,789
-What?!
-What?
892
00:39:13,872 --> 00:39:15,290
-Are you...
-What?
893
00:39:15,373 --> 00:39:17,209
You gon' work in
insurance. Please.
894
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:19,002
Man, you can't even
work at fuckin' Subway.
895
00:39:19,085 --> 00:39:21,588
I could w... I could
too work at Subway.
896
00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:23,632
You gotta deal with
customers to work at Subway.
897
00:39:23,715 --> 00:39:25,175
Yeah. I could deal
with customers.
898
00:39:25,258 --> 00:39:26,969
You could? Let's
pretend I'm a customer.
899
00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:28,387
-Okay.
-Okay. You ready?
900
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:29,846
-Yeah.
-I walk in. Ding!
901
00:39:29,929 --> 00:39:31,431
The little bell go
off. I'm in there.
902
00:39:31,514 --> 00:39:33,392
Oh, hello, sir. Are
you having a nice day?
903
00:39:33,475 --> 00:39:34,559
I'm having a great day.
904
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:35,852
I would like a
sandwich for lunch.
905
00:39:35,935 --> 00:39:37,312
-Okay.
-You really supposed to...
906
00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:38,981
Would you like a
six-inch or a foot long?
907
00:39:39,064 --> 00:39:41,775
Okay. I want a six-inch
vegetarian sub, okay?
908
00:39:41,858 --> 00:39:43,985
-On wheat with chicken.
-Mm-hmm.
909
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,489
-Hmm.
-Okay.
910
00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:50,200
Uh... that-that doesn't make it
911
00:39:50,283 --> 00:39:51,868
a vegetarian sub
if you add chicken.
912
00:39:51,951 --> 00:39:54,413
No. I would like, like I said,
913
00:39:54,496 --> 00:39:57,749
a six-inch vegetarian sub
on wheat with chicken.
914
00:39:57,832 --> 00:39:59,543
I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that
915
00:39:59,626 --> 00:40:00,961
'cause that's not
a vegetarian sub.
916
00:40:01,044 --> 00:40:02,629
Motherfucker, it is.
917
00:40:02,712 --> 00:40:04,840
-I'm the customer.
-If you have chicken on it...
918
00:40:04,923 --> 00:40:06,675
See? That's exactly why
you couldn't work there.
919
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:08,635
-But it's not vegetarian!
-It is vegetarian!
920
00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:11,638
There are rules here,
sir. There are rules.
921
00:40:11,721 --> 00:40:13,973
I can order whatever the
fuck I want. Alright?
922
00:40:14,391 --> 00:40:16,059
I want a orange Fanta
923
00:40:16,142 --> 00:40:17,394
with grape juice in it.
924
00:40:17,477 --> 00:40:19,062
You can serve your
own drink, sir.
925
00:40:19,145 --> 00:40:21,064
Here's your cup. Go
to the drink station.
926
00:40:21,147 --> 00:40:22,691
What type of racist
shit is that?!
927
00:40:23,942 --> 00:40:25,277
Fuck that. I'm
calling corporate.
928
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,195
Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep.
Corporate.
929
00:40:27,278 --> 00:40:30,699
Hey! This dude named Randy
that work at the Subway
930
00:40:30,782 --> 00:40:32,409
is a asshole, okay?
931
00:40:32,492 --> 00:40:35,453
He tried to make me make
my own fuckin' drink!
932
00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:37,914
Also this is a
Black man calling,
933
00:40:37,997 --> 00:40:39,166
so you know what that's about!
934
00:40:39,249 --> 00:40:40,709
Bye! Fired!
935
00:40:41,543 --> 00:40:43,211
-Shit.
-Alright. Alright.
936
00:40:43,294 --> 00:40:45,505
Well, you know what? I'm
not working at Subway,
937
00:40:45,588 --> 00:40:47,049
so... win-win.
938
00:40:47,132 --> 00:40:48,466
Medic 42.
939
00:40:49,175 --> 00:40:50,969
No. Come on!
940
00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:53,221
Not now. Don't take it.
No. No. No, Mike. Please.
941
00:40:53,304 --> 00:40:55,057
Come on, man. It's our job.
942
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:56,558
-42 is here. Go ahead.
-Oh, God.
943
00:40:56,641 --> 00:40:58,435
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
944
00:40:58,518 --> 00:41:00,395
Respond emergent
in 33 Cooper Court.
945
00:41:00,478 --> 00:41:04,024
Oh man, I hope this patient
is dead so I can eat...
946
00:41:04,107 --> 00:41:06,151
...a taco.
947
00:41:20,331 --> 00:41:21,875
Oh, this is gonna
be fucked up.
948
00:41:26,963 --> 00:41:28,548
Hey. Hey. Sir?
949
00:41:28,631 --> 00:41:31,259
S-Sir, excuse me. We just...
We just wanna take a look at...
950
00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:32,719
Yeah. Hey.
951
00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:36,556
-What?
-Hey, sir, uh...
952
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:39,393
Why don't you get on the ground
so we can help you out, okay?
953
00:41:39,476 --> 00:41:41,436
-Here, come here.
-Should I take my helmet off?
954
00:41:41,519 --> 00:41:42,813
No!
955
00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:43,855
-No.
-No.
956
00:41:43,938 --> 00:41:45,607
Real s... No! Okay.
957
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:46,775
Goddamnit.
958
00:41:49,069 --> 00:41:50,445
{\an8}-Better...
-Oh.
959
00:41:50,528 --> 00:41:52,781
{\an8}You've had a little too much
to drink this afternoon?
960
00:41:52,864 --> 00:41:54,616
{\an8}-Just a little.
-Be right back.
961
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,059
{\an8}I'ma get the rest
of the equipment.
962
00:41:56,743 --> 00:41:58,495
{\an8}Hold C-spine, please, madame.
963
00:41:58,578 --> 00:42:00,372
{\an8}-Yep.
-Thank you.
964
00:42:00,455 --> 00:42:01,873
{\an8}Hello there. My name's Randy.
965
00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,875
{\an8}We're gonna be taking you
to the hospital today.
966
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:06,837
{\an8}-What's your name?
-Uh, my name's Matt.
967
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,171
{\an8}Or Matthew.
968
00:42:08,254 --> 00:42:09,381
{\an8}Okay, Matthew.
969
00:42:10,090 --> 00:42:11,842
{\an8}I'm, uh... just
wondering if you...
970
00:42:11,925 --> 00:42:13,927
{\an8}Know what? Maybe call
me Matt, actually.
971
00:42:14,010 --> 00:42:16,138
{\an8}-That feels more like...
-Okay, Matt.
972
00:42:16,221 --> 00:42:18,890
{\an8}Matt it is. Any other
pain anywhere? Hmm?
973
00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:21,101
{\an8}Eh, just like...
a little headache,
974
00:42:21,184 --> 00:42:22,894
{\an8}but I don't think
it's a big deal, doc.
975
00:42:23,603 --> 00:42:25,564
{\an8}Uh, not a doc. Paramedic.
976
00:42:25,647 --> 00:42:27,357
{\an8}Can you tell us a bit
about what happened?
977
00:42:28,525 --> 00:42:29,735
{\an8}Uh, yeah.
978
00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:31,069
{\an8}I crashed my bike...
979
00:42:31,152 --> 00:42:32,404
{\an8}-Oh, hey!
-Okay!
980
00:42:32,487 --> 00:42:34,615
-We wanna hold you real still.
-Sorry.
981
00:42:34,698 --> 00:42:35,949
Real still.
982
00:42:37,909 --> 00:42:40,787
{\an8}I don't have to go to the
haps... hospital, do I?
983
00:42:40,870 --> 00:42:41,997
{\an8}'Cause I don't have insurance.
984
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,707
{\an8}Matt, don't worry about that.
985
00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:46,543
{\an8}They're just gonna send you a
soul-crushing bill later on.
986
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:48,920
Excuse me. Excuse
me. I'm a nurse!
987
00:42:49,003 --> 00:42:50,922
Excuse me. I'm a nurse.
988
00:42:51,923 --> 00:42:53,967
I saw the ambulance and
figured you'd need help.
989
00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:55,344
Let's get this helmet off.
990
00:42:55,427 --> 00:42:56,511
You don't have to do that.
991
00:42:56,594 --> 00:42:58,805
Lady, I don't wanna
be mean to you
992
00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:00,724
'cause you remind
me of my auntie,
993
00:43:00,807 --> 00:43:01,975
but leave us the fuck alone.
994
00:43:02,058 --> 00:43:03,977
Is this like a turf war over me?
995
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,687
Right. I need you
to bandage his eyes.
996
00:43:06,229 --> 00:43:07,605
What's wrong with my eyes?
997
00:43:12,027 --> 00:43:13,946
Eyes. Both. Both eyes.
998
00:43:14,029 --> 00:43:15,864
Why? The other eye's fine.
999
00:43:15,947 --> 00:43:17,991
Not a democracy.
1000
00:43:18,074 --> 00:43:20,160
-Both eyes.
-That doesn't make any sense.
1001
00:43:20,243 --> 00:43:23,329
-Why would I do that?
-Both eyes.
1002
00:43:28,418 --> 00:43:30,671
Hey, do you guys know
what you're doing?
1003
00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:33,006
Because, like, it sounds
like you don't agree.
1004
00:43:33,089 --> 00:43:35,217
Oh, we know exactly
what we're doing.
1005
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:36,885
Let him see out of his good eye.
1006
00:43:36,968 --> 00:43:40,555
Taggert! Escort this lady out
of my presence immediately.
1007
00:43:40,638 --> 00:43:41,723
What?
1008
00:43:42,307 --> 00:43:44,017
-Come with me, ma'am. Let's go.
-Out.
1009
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,477
I'm not leaving my patient.
1010
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,437
-Mm-hmm.
-No. This is my patient!
1011
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,438
Mine!
1012
00:43:52,525 --> 00:43:53,860
Sorry. I'm trying
to understand.
1013
00:43:53,943 --> 00:43:55,153
Did you have me wrap both eyes
1014
00:43:55,236 --> 00:43:56,738
because you didn't
want him to panic?
1015
00:43:56,821 --> 00:43:58,615
What did I say? Not in
front of the patient.
1016
00:43:58,698 --> 00:44:00,617
-I-I don't understand.
-Not in front of the patient!
1017
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,953
-I'm trying to understand.
-Dictator, remember? Dictator!
1018
00:44:03,036 --> 00:44:04,454
Yeah, dic-something.
1019
00:44:04,537 --> 00:44:06,373
I can hear you guys.
1020
00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:09,710
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Matt, or Matty.
1021
00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,670
-42-year-old male.
-Matthew.
1022
00:44:11,753 --> 00:44:13,714
Conscious but not
alert. ETOH on board.
1023
00:44:13,797 --> 00:44:15,299
Penetrating injury
to his right eye.
1024
00:44:15,382 --> 00:44:18,093
As far as we can tell,
no neuro involvement.
1025
00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:21,513
Vitals are stable. No SOB
or other injuries detected.
1026
00:44:21,596 --> 00:44:23,390
Wow. That wasn't
interesting at all.
1027
00:44:23,807 --> 00:44:25,642
'Cause to me, what
I'm seeing here
1028
00:44:25,725 --> 00:44:27,602
is a stick in the eye!
1029
00:44:29,479 --> 00:44:30,479
What?
1030
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,982
I'm sorry, sir. Your
eye, it's, um...
1031
00:44:33,983 --> 00:44:34,983
jelly.
1032
00:44:35,485 --> 00:44:36,695
Aw, man!
1033
00:44:36,778 --> 00:44:38,822
I can sew it up and
give you an eye patch.
1034
00:44:38,905 --> 00:44:40,949
That's the best I can
do for you, though.
1035
00:44:41,032 --> 00:44:43,284
You can thank your
friends in EMS.
1036
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,371
I did everything right.
1037
00:44:46,955 --> 00:44:48,498
Get out of my ER.
1038
00:44:56,506 --> 00:44:58,007
That guy's a dick.
1039
00:44:58,758 --> 00:45:00,510
No, no, no.
1040
00:45:00,593 --> 00:45:01,887
No, no. Why both eyes?
1041
00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:03,513
-It is a reasonable question.
-Listen.
1042
00:45:03,596 --> 00:45:04,890
Our patient is
scared and confused
1043
00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:06,892
and he needs to know we know
what the fuck we're doing.
1044
00:45:06,975 --> 00:45:08,393
So stop asking questions
in front of him
1045
00:45:08,476 --> 00:45:09,603
like a fucking five-year-old.
1046
00:45:09,686 --> 00:45:11,229
Know what? I came
here to learn from you
1047
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:13,065
because I thought you had
something to teach me.
1048
00:45:13,148 --> 00:45:14,316
Instead, you give me bullshit
1049
00:45:14,399 --> 00:45:15,567
about how saving
lives doesn't matter
1050
00:45:15,650 --> 00:45:16,777
because you're dead inside.
1051
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,654
You're everything I don't
want to be. Everything.
1052
00:45:18,737 --> 00:45:20,864
-Shh! Shh!
-Top to bottom. What kind of...
1053
00:45:20,947 --> 00:45:22,991
Boo-hoo. Are you jaded?
Are you Mr. Tough Guy?
1054
00:45:23,074 --> 00:45:24,785
-What's behind the eyes?
-The brain.
1055
00:45:24,868 --> 00:45:27,287
Right. And do we want that stick
moving, carving up the brain?
1056
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,039
-No, we don't.
-No. We do not. Right?
1057
00:45:29,122 --> 00:45:30,749
-How many eyes do we have?
-Oh, come on.
1058
00:45:30,832 --> 00:45:33,293
-How many eyes do we have?!
-Two! We have two.
1059
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:34,753
Do they work independently?
1060
00:45:36,629 --> 00:45:38,006
Oh, shit.
1061
00:45:38,089 --> 00:45:39,340
Yeah.
1062
00:45:40,008 --> 00:45:41,342
Where one eye moves...
1063
00:45:42,802 --> 00:45:43,803
the other one follows.
1064
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:45,973
They move in tandem.
1065
00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:47,432
How far is that
stick back there?
1066
00:45:47,515 --> 00:45:49,101
We don't know. Is it
digging up the brain?
1067
00:45:49,184 --> 00:45:50,519
We don't know.
1068
00:45:50,602 --> 00:45:53,397
Our job is to stop the trauma
1069
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,066
and get him into the
ER as soon as possible.
1070
00:46:01,738 --> 00:46:02,822
Listen.
1071
00:46:04,032 --> 00:46:05,492
The problem at an accident scene
1072
00:46:05,575 --> 00:46:07,661
is everyone is so amped
up and full of adrenaline
1073
00:46:07,744 --> 00:46:08,996
they get tunnel vision.
1074
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:11,373
They're just looking
at the one problem.
1075
00:46:11,456 --> 00:46:13,416
They're not seeing
the big picture.
1076
00:46:14,542 --> 00:46:17,296
Our job, while everyone
else is freaking out,
1077
00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:20,215
is to take a deep
breath, step back,
1078
00:46:20,298 --> 00:46:22,050
and see the whole thing.
1079
00:46:26,554 --> 00:46:27,597
You're right.
1080
00:46:28,306 --> 00:46:30,266
-Sorry?
-You're right.
1081
00:46:32,435 --> 00:46:34,104
I didn't think about
that. Thank you.
1082
00:46:34,187 --> 00:46:35,230
Uh...
1083
00:46:36,314 --> 00:46:37,774
Okay. Uh...
1084
00:46:37,857 --> 00:46:40,068
and I shouldn't have questioned
you in front of a patient.
1085
00:46:40,151 --> 00:46:41,653
I'm sorry.
1086
00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:43,029
It won't happen again.
1087
00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:49,536
Are we good?
1088
00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:56,668
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
1089
00:46:59,045 --> 00:47:00,088
Well...
1090
00:47:09,305 --> 00:47:11,141
Let's get a burger
before I drop dead.
1091
00:47:11,224 --> 00:47:13,018
Did you put that
dipshit in his place?
1092
00:47:13,101 --> 00:47:14,185
No.
1093
00:47:15,353 --> 00:47:17,105
Because he was right
and I was wrong.
1094
00:47:17,188 --> 00:47:20,859
Okay, look. Randy can be an
asshole sometimes, you know?
1095
00:47:22,318 --> 00:47:24,780
Okay, yes, he's a asshole
all the damn time.
1096
00:47:24,863 --> 00:47:27,741
But there's nobody else I
would ride with other than him.
1097
00:47:27,824 --> 00:47:29,159
Jesus!
1098
00:47:29,242 --> 00:47:30,994
What the hell, man?!
1099
00:47:31,494 --> 00:47:32,746
-What are you...
-He's falling apart.
1100
00:47:32,829 --> 00:47:34,122
Pedestrians have
the right of way!
1101
00:47:34,205 --> 00:47:35,499
You almost killed me, dude!
1102
00:47:35,582 --> 00:47:36,917
We all end up like that?
1103
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,877
-Calling yourself a paramedic!
-A broken mess?
1104
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,295
Get out!
1105
00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:42,756
Hey. Hey. Hey.
1106
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,759
Can we go? Please? I'm hungry.
1107
00:47:46,509 --> 00:47:47,386
-Okay.
-Alright.
1108
00:47:47,469 --> 00:47:49,221
Let's go feed this motherfucker.
1109
00:48:14,204 --> 00:48:15,205
Stop!
1110
00:48:15,872 --> 00:48:17,040
-Okay?
-What?
1111
00:48:17,123 --> 00:48:18,375
What you're doing is
fuckin' disgusting.
1112
00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,043
-I'm hungry.
-What you mean, you hungry?
1113
00:48:20,126 --> 00:48:21,295
Just puttin' shit in your mouth.
1114
00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:23,171
You're eatin' like
a fuckin' Pac-Man.
1115
00:48:23,254 --> 00:48:25,590
You know something? I don't
even wanna eat no more.
1116
00:48:25,673 --> 00:48:28,593
You just... I done lost my
appetite watchin' you eat.
1117
00:48:28,676 --> 00:48:30,262
Pretty soon, I'm
starting this job,
1118
00:48:30,345 --> 00:48:32,014
I'm gonna have a
real lunch hour.
1119
00:48:32,097 --> 00:48:35,267
One hour every single day.
1120
00:48:35,350 --> 00:48:36,685
I'm gonna work nine to five.
1121
00:48:36,768 --> 00:48:38,478
I'm gonna go home,
I'm gonna sleep.
1122
00:48:38,561 --> 00:48:40,188
Hey.
1123
00:48:40,271 --> 00:48:42,857
Excuse me. Um, are you
an ambulance driver?
1124
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:45,485
-Paramedic.
-Okay. Wait.
1125
00:48:45,568 --> 00:48:47,446
Can I just ask you one question?
1126
00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:49,698
Okay. Can I just have
like ten more minutes
1127
00:48:49,781 --> 00:48:51,408
and then I'll answer
whatever question you have.
1128
00:48:51,491 --> 00:48:52,826
Wait, just one
thing. Super quick.
1129
00:48:52,909 --> 00:48:55,537
What's the worst thing
that you've ever seen?
1130
00:48:58,164 --> 00:49:00,250
Why do people
always ask me that?
1131
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:03,211
I mean, I get that there's
a morbid fascination,
1132
00:49:03,294 --> 00:49:06,339
but I mean, why do
they ask me that?
1133
00:49:07,132 --> 00:49:09,551
What's the worst thing
that's ever happened to you?
1134
00:49:09,634 --> 00:49:11,094
You want to think
about that right now?
1135
00:49:11,177 --> 00:49:12,179
I sure don't.
1136
00:49:12,262 --> 00:49:15,057
I have seen some
terrible things.
1137
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:18,226
I know things that you
do not want to know.
1138
00:49:21,062 --> 00:49:23,940
I know what brains smell like.
1139
00:49:24,649 --> 00:49:27,194
Brains have a distinct
smell. Did you know that?
1140
00:49:27,277 --> 00:49:29,404
Sometimes I smell it when
I come out of the ambulance
1141
00:49:29,487 --> 00:49:32,699
and I know right then and
there, better watch my step
1142
00:49:32,782 --> 00:49:36,953
or else I'll slip and fall in
some poor dead soul's memories.
1143
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,959
You know what's in there?
1144
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,504
Dead two-year-old.
1145
00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:49,424
She got decapitated by
the seat belt upon impact.
1146
00:49:49,549 --> 00:49:51,134
Wanna look in there?
1147
00:49:51,217 --> 00:49:53,303
You want that image
seared into your brain
1148
00:49:53,386 --> 00:49:54,680
forever and ever?
1149
00:49:54,763 --> 00:49:56,890
Well, someone's
gotta look inside.
1150
00:49:57,974 --> 00:50:00,477
Someone's gotta have that image
1151
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,854
in their brain for the
rest of their lives.
1152
00:50:03,938 --> 00:50:05,231
I'm that somebody.
1153
00:50:06,107 --> 00:50:08,235
That's not even the
worst thing I've seen.
1154
00:50:08,318 --> 00:50:11,529
So we get a call,
unknown medical,
1155
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,032
neighbor's complaining
about smells.
1156
00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:16,368
Go into the apartment,
meet the woman,
1157
00:50:16,451 --> 00:50:18,078
she seems totally normal,
1158
00:50:18,161 --> 00:50:21,456
but apparently she's suffering
from postpartum depression.
1159
00:50:21,539 --> 00:50:23,375
So I ask her,
"Where's the baby?"
1160
00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:25,418
"Where is the baby?"
1161
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,922
Sure enough, there it
is, in the microwave.
1162
00:50:29,005 --> 00:50:31,591
-Stop.
-And its face...
1163
00:50:31,674 --> 00:50:33,552
was like melted cheese.
1164
00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:35,804
Oh my God.
1165
00:50:35,887 --> 00:50:38,348
That is the worst thing
I've ever heard in my life.
1166
00:50:38,431 --> 00:50:41,852
I know! I ordered
it medium rare!
1167
00:50:44,229 --> 00:50:45,147
Ah, come on!
1168
00:50:45,230 --> 00:50:46,731
-What the fuck?
-Come on!
1169
00:50:48,983 --> 00:50:50,485
Hey, come on.
Don't be like that.
1170
00:50:50,568 --> 00:50:51,903
You wanted to know.
1171
00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:53,988
You don't want your
chicken sandwich?
1172
00:50:54,948 --> 00:50:57,826
You gonna finish that?
1173
00:50:57,909 --> 00:51:00,745
Okay, so, there wasn't actually
a baby in the microwave.
1174
00:51:06,584 --> 00:51:09,963
See, that's what it is.
You still new to all this.
1175
00:51:10,046 --> 00:51:11,882
And you ain't seen shit yet.
1176
00:51:11,965 --> 00:51:13,967
Like, nothing. Not at all.
1177
00:51:14,050 --> 00:51:15,719
You still got all that
resilience in you.
1178
00:51:15,802 --> 00:51:18,639
You got the emotional
reserves in the bank.
1179
00:51:18,722 --> 00:51:20,140
You got all that in there.
1180
00:51:20,223 --> 00:51:21,224
And when bad shit happen,
1181
00:51:21,307 --> 00:51:23,268
you still got that
cushion inside.
1182
00:51:24,269 --> 00:51:26,313
Yeah, but when you been
doin' this long enough...
1183
00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:30,275
...you run out of
those reserves.
1184
00:51:31,276 --> 00:51:33,153
Yeah, but you keep doing it.
1185
00:51:33,236 --> 00:51:35,113
Aw, hell no.
1186
00:51:35,196 --> 00:51:37,198
Shit, I'm goin' to law
school in six months.
1187
00:51:38,324 --> 00:51:39,701
-What?
-Yeah.
1188
00:51:40,744 --> 00:51:41,911
Why law school?
1189
00:51:43,079 --> 00:51:44,831
You know who gets
fucked over more
1190
00:51:44,914 --> 00:51:46,958
than anybody in this country?
1191
00:51:48,126 --> 00:51:49,627
Hardworking people.
1192
00:51:51,212 --> 00:51:53,006
Hardworking people.
1193
00:51:53,923 --> 00:51:55,383
My mom.
1194
00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:00,597
She, uh, passed two
years ago of-of cancer.
1195
00:52:03,183 --> 00:52:05,518
And two years before that,
she went to the hospital
1196
00:52:05,977 --> 00:52:07,938
'cause she knew
something was wrong.
1197
00:52:08,021 --> 00:52:09,981
You know, and they
checked her out.
1198
00:52:10,857 --> 00:52:12,359
Her insurance covered that.
1199
00:52:13,693 --> 00:52:16,112
They diagnosed her, and
her insurance covered that.
1200
00:52:18,281 --> 00:52:22,202
But when it came to
actually helping her...
1201
00:52:23,661 --> 00:52:26,081
they told her she didn't
have the right policy.
1202
00:52:26,164 --> 00:52:28,583
She did her best. She was
calling the insurance company
1203
00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:31,544
and... arguing and
fighting and...
1204
00:52:33,505 --> 00:52:35,757
But as she was doing
that, the cancer spread.
1205
00:52:40,053 --> 00:52:41,221
And she died.
1206
00:52:43,765 --> 00:52:45,267
Wasn't even about the
doctors at that point.
1207
00:52:45,350 --> 00:52:46,851
She needed a lawyer.
1208
00:52:48,478 --> 00:52:51,064
Look, I wanna help people.
That's why I became EMS.
1209
00:52:52,649 --> 00:52:54,693
You know? I want to
make a difference.
1210
00:52:57,362 --> 00:52:59,406
And I don't feel like
that's what we doin', man.
1211
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:04,828
Also, I...
1212
00:53:05,870 --> 00:53:07,998
would love to not make
minimum wage anymore.
1213
00:53:08,081 --> 00:53:10,208
I'm broke as fuck.
1214
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:12,585
I'm taking all this shit
home and warm it up later.
1215
00:53:13,336 --> 00:53:14,629
I don't have a goddamn thing.
1216
00:53:35,316 --> 00:53:37,069
{\an8}Well, you know,
it's nighttime now,
1217
00:53:37,152 --> 00:53:40,071
{\an8}so it's 'bout to
get really weird.
1218
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,116
-Weird.
-Weird how?
1219
00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:45,786
Medic 42, respond to
A143 Orange Avenue
1220
00:53:45,869 --> 00:53:46,995
for a psychiatric patient.
1221
00:53:47,078 --> 00:53:48,997
Shit, man. It's the president.
1222
00:53:54,461 --> 00:53:57,381
I'm the president of
the United States!
1223
00:53:57,464 --> 00:53:59,383
Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts!
1224
00:53:59,466 --> 00:54:01,468
Mike! Help! Mike!
1225
00:54:01,551 --> 00:54:03,595
Get your hands off my
friend, motherfucker!
1226
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,222
Mike!
1227
00:54:05,305 --> 00:54:06,890
Ah!
1228
00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:08,808
Hit him with something!
1229
00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:13,063
Not fruit! Don't
hit him with fruit!
1230
00:54:13,146 --> 00:54:14,690
Call another ambulance!
1231
00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:16,858
Charlie, we're trying
to fucking help you!
1232
00:54:16,941 --> 00:54:18,943
-Stop it!
-I'm the president!
1233
00:54:19,694 --> 00:54:22,030
I'm the president of
the United States!
1234
00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,741
This is what
happened last time.
1235
00:54:24,824 --> 00:54:28,120
So that is why we gotta get
him in the ambulance peacefully
1236
00:54:28,203 --> 00:54:30,414
or he will kick the
living shit out of us.
1237
00:54:30,497 --> 00:54:33,041
He sounds like he needs to
be in a psychiatric facility.
1238
00:54:33,124 --> 00:54:35,794
No, no, no, no, no. Look,
he's a sweetheart, man.
1239
00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:37,754
He don't mean any
harm, you know?
1240
00:54:39,047 --> 00:54:40,549
That's usually when
he's on his meds.
1241
00:54:40,632 --> 00:54:43,510
Now, if he's off his meds,
it's a different story.
1242
00:54:43,593 --> 00:54:44,720
Plus it's the end of the month.
1243
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,638
What happens at the
end of the month?
1244
00:54:47,389 --> 00:54:49,975
Look, the system give him
20 pills a month, right?
1245
00:54:50,058 --> 00:54:51,601
But there's 30 days in a month.
1246
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,730
What do you think Charlie do
with those other ten days?
1247
00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,481
Loses his shit.
1248
00:54:57,232 --> 00:54:59,109
Sometimes he makes it
to the end of the month,
1249
00:54:59,192 --> 00:55:00,402
sometimes he don't.
1250
00:55:00,485 --> 00:55:01,778
Right now look like he didn't.
1251
00:55:02,445 --> 00:55:03,947
So we're not calling PD?
1252
00:55:06,199 --> 00:55:07,659
-No.
-No.
1253
00:55:07,742 --> 00:55:11,121
"Look, look, look. Charlie
is a 6'6" Black man
1254
00:55:11,204 --> 00:55:13,081
with mental health issues.
1255
00:55:13,164 --> 00:55:14,541
Would you call the police?
1256
00:55:25,427 --> 00:55:26,970
Hey, Mike, kill the lights.
1257
00:55:27,053 --> 00:55:29,264
We don't wanna set him off
any more than he already is.
1258
00:55:32,267 --> 00:55:35,311
I'm the president of
the United States!
1259
00:55:40,191 --> 00:55:41,902
I hate the end of the month.
1260
00:55:47,032 --> 00:55:48,908
Wait, wait, wait.
1261
00:55:49,617 --> 00:55:51,787
Hey.
1262
00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:54,331
-You have all your teeth?
-Yeah.
1263
00:55:54,414 --> 00:55:56,541
Then you're gonna wanna stay
about, oh, I don't know...
1264
00:55:56,624 --> 00:55:58,126
-Oh.
-...that far back.
1265
00:55:58,209 --> 00:55:59,377
Alright. Alright.
1266
00:55:59,794 --> 00:56:00,962
Alright, look.
1267
00:56:01,379 --> 00:56:03,215
-Y'all ready?
-Ready.
1268
00:56:03,298 --> 00:56:04,841
Okay, I'm 'bout to knock.
1269
00:56:11,181 --> 00:56:12,224
Secret Service!
1270
00:56:12,307 --> 00:56:13,725
Shit.
1271
00:56:13,808 --> 00:56:16,478
Uh, h-hey, Mr. President.
1272
00:56:16,561 --> 00:56:18,438
Look, look, um... The
Secret Service, man.
1273
00:56:18,521 --> 00:56:20,732
We here to evacuate you and
take you to the White House.
1274
00:56:22,233 --> 00:56:24,402
What about the first lady
and the vice president?
1275
00:56:27,781 --> 00:56:29,449
We're gonna send
a second chopper.
1276
00:56:29,532 --> 00:56:30,409
Mm-hmm.
1277
00:56:30,492 --> 00:56:31,952
We're not leaving anyone behind.
1278
00:56:32,035 --> 00:56:33,287
-Okay.
-Okay?
1279
00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:34,746
-Top secret.
-Top secret, so lay low.
1280
00:56:34,829 --> 00:56:36,039
Come. Sir.
1281
00:56:36,122 --> 00:56:38,083
-Come on.
-Please. Please. Come. Come.
1282
00:56:39,084 --> 00:56:40,084
Come on.
1283
00:56:41,586 --> 00:56:44,672
Stay low. Stay low.
Watch for snipers, sir.
1284
00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:47,926
Right this way,
sir. Right this way.
1285
00:56:48,009 --> 00:56:50,220
-Here we go.
-No.
1286
00:56:51,262 --> 00:56:52,973
-No.
-It's the chopper.
1287
00:56:53,056 --> 00:56:54,891
Hey, show him that it's
the chopper. Like...
1288
00:56:54,974 --> 00:56:56,852
The chopper's right here, sir.
1289
00:56:59,688 --> 00:57:02,858
Right this way.
1290
00:57:02,941 --> 00:57:05,277
Come on, man. You got
this. Come on. It's good.
1291
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,029
Alright, we got
Mr. President with us.
1292
00:57:07,112 --> 00:57:09,322
Come on, sir.
1293
00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:14,453
Shit.
1294
00:57:14,536 --> 00:57:16,288
-Hey. Hey. Hey.
-No. Hey. Hey.
1295
00:57:16,371 --> 00:57:17,748
Officers. Excuse me.
1296
00:57:17,831 --> 00:57:20,792
Uh, hey, we've got this
totally under control, okay?
1297
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,544
This is, uh, a patient of ours.
1298
00:57:22,627 --> 00:57:23,920
He's having an
episode right now.
1299
00:57:24,003 --> 00:57:25,422
There's really, uh...
1300
00:57:25,505 --> 00:57:26,840
-Calm down.
-No reason to panic.
1301
00:57:26,923 --> 00:57:27,841
Just relax.
1302
00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:29,885
We just came here to
help. We got a call.
1303
00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,053
Just back up.
1304
00:57:31,136 --> 00:57:32,721
If you could please
turn off your lights.
1305
00:57:32,804 --> 00:57:35,015
-We got a call...
-Got a psychiatric patient.
1306
00:57:35,098 --> 00:57:36,975
The lights are gonna
make him really nervous.
1307
00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:38,769
Calm down, alright?
1308
00:57:38,852 --> 00:57:41,313
-I'm the president.
-I know you are. You are.
1309
00:57:41,396 --> 00:57:43,023
I'm the president of
the United States.
1310
00:57:43,106 --> 00:57:45,233
-We're just here to help.
-He's having an episode.
1311
00:57:45,316 --> 00:57:47,444
Just back up. Back it up! Now.
1312
00:57:47,527 --> 00:57:49,112
Listen. But you gotta chill.
1313
00:57:49,195 --> 00:57:50,364
Just relax, okay? We got you.
1314
00:57:50,447 --> 00:57:51,865
-I'm the president.
-I know.
1315
00:57:51,948 --> 00:57:53,492
-But you gotta stay calm.
-I'm the president!
1316
00:57:53,575 --> 00:57:54,952
-Please.
-I'm the president!
1317
00:57:55,035 --> 00:57:56,495
-Calm down!
-I'm the president!
1318
00:57:56,578 --> 00:57:57,955
I'm the president of
the United States!
1319
00:57:58,038 --> 00:57:59,373
-Whoa!
-No, no, no, no, no!
1320
00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:04,211
-I'm the president!
-Hey, chill! Chill! Chill!
1321
00:58:04,294 --> 00:58:05,545
Calm him down.
1322
00:58:05,628 --> 00:58:07,339
No. Please. You do
not have to do this.
1323
00:58:07,422 --> 00:58:08,715
-Ma'am, back up.
-Okay.
1324
00:58:08,798 --> 00:58:10,258
Please, you've gotta
put the guns down!
1325
00:58:10,341 --> 00:58:12,010
He's not a danger!
1326
00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:14,137
-I'm the president!
-Now!
1327
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:15,472
-Now!
-Come on!
1328
00:58:15,555 --> 00:58:18,225
-I'm the president!
-Calm him down, or I will!
1329
00:58:18,308 --> 00:58:20,519
-I will! Okay. Okay.
-Right now! Or we will.
1330
00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:22,062
-Okay, let me...
-Right now!
1331
00:58:22,145 --> 00:58:24,481
Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down.
1332
00:58:24,564 --> 00:58:26,108
Look at me. Look at me.
1333
00:58:26,191 --> 00:58:28,527
Look at me. Calm... You
gotta calm down, man.
1334
00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:30,946
Please, please calm down for me.
1335
00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,864
Okay?
1336
00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:35,992
Please calm down. They
don't give a fuck, man.
1337
00:58:37,202 --> 00:58:38,996
But I give a fuck, okay?
1338
00:58:39,079 --> 00:58:40,830
Hey, hey, Mr. President.
1339
00:58:42,457 --> 00:58:43,750
Charlie.
1340
00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:46,795
I see you, okay?
1341
00:58:48,546 --> 00:58:50,215
I see you and I got you.
1342
00:58:52,258 --> 00:58:54,177
But you gotta calm down, okay?
1343
00:58:55,261 --> 00:58:57,514
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
1344
00:58:57,597 --> 00:58:59,432
I won't let nothin'
happen to you.
1345
00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:02,644
Just calm down. Okay?
1346
00:59:02,727 --> 00:59:05,355
Okay. Okay.
1347
00:59:05,438 --> 00:59:06,438
Hey...
1348
00:59:08,316 --> 00:59:10,235
As you can see, he's
calmed down, okay?
1349
00:59:10,318 --> 00:59:12,946
I'm EMS.
1350
00:59:13,029 --> 00:59:15,073
That's our ambulance
right there. We got him.
1351
00:59:15,156 --> 00:59:17,617
Okay? He's just havin'
an episode today.
1352
00:59:18,451 --> 00:59:19,703
Alright?
1353
00:59:19,786 --> 00:59:21,830
Just put the guns down, alright?
1354
00:59:24,749 --> 00:59:25,875
Please.
1355
00:59:29,421 --> 00:59:30,421
Okay.
1356
00:59:31,548 --> 00:59:32,799
Alright.
1357
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:36,428
Hey. Hey! Look at me.
1358
00:59:37,554 --> 00:59:38,722
I'm proud of you, man.
1359
00:59:42,142 --> 00:59:43,142
Thank you.
1360
00:59:44,811 --> 00:59:46,062
Thank you.
1361
00:59:47,355 --> 00:59:48,357
I'm good.
1362
00:59:58,616 --> 01:00:00,994
-This way.
-Everything's fine, okay?
1363
01:00:01,911 --> 01:00:03,246
Just have a seat.
1364
01:00:03,997 --> 01:00:05,791
She's gonna belt you in, okay?
1365
01:00:05,874 --> 01:00:09,002
We can't take off until we
get you belted in, okay?
1366
01:00:43,828 --> 01:00:45,705
I'm the president of
the United States!
1367
01:00:46,956 --> 01:00:48,625
I'm the president of
the United States!
1368
01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:57,050
I'm the president of
the United States!
1369
01:00:57,550 --> 01:00:59,136
I can't fuckin' do the IV!
1370
01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:01,138
-Okay, I got it. Just breathe.
-I can't get it!
1371
01:01:01,221 --> 01:01:03,098
I'm the president of
the United States!
1372
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:08,228
I'm the president of
the United States!
1373
01:01:09,062 --> 01:01:11,857
Randy, can you do me a
favor and maybe, um...
1374
01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:14,276
maybe keep the president
calm for a little bit?
1375
01:01:14,359 --> 01:01:16,778
Yeah, I'm on it.
1376
01:01:17,737 --> 01:01:20,616
County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42.
1377
01:01:20,699 --> 01:01:22,325
Can I get a physician on?
1378
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:24,870
Copy. Standby.
1379
01:01:24,953 --> 01:01:27,122
I need a doctor's permission
to administer a sedative.
1380
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:28,582
This is Dr. Serano. What?
1381
01:01:28,665 --> 01:01:31,710
Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano,
this is Paramedic Randy.
1382
01:01:31,793 --> 01:01:34,087
Uh, currently en route
to your facility,
1383
01:01:34,170 --> 01:01:36,340
and an emergent
psychiatric patient.
1384
01:01:36,423 --> 01:01:38,759
Patient was
uncontrollable at scene
1385
01:01:38,842 --> 01:01:41,178
and actively fighting
the restraints.
1386
01:01:41,261 --> 01:01:43,138
Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100.
1387
01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:46,224
Seeking two milligrams
of atropine for sedation.
1388
01:01:46,307 --> 01:01:48,143
-Wait.
-Atropine?
1389
01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:49,770
Yeah, for sedation. Yes.
1390
01:01:49,853 --> 01:01:51,396
Atropine?
1391
01:01:51,479 --> 01:01:53,649
Do you mean Ativan?
1392
01:01:53,732 --> 01:01:56,484
Are you trying to kill your
patient, Paramedic Randy?
1393
01:01:57,068 --> 01:01:58,403
Fuck!
1394
01:01:58,903 --> 01:02:00,322
Ativan. Yes, Ativan.
1395
01:02:00,405 --> 01:02:02,324
Two milligrams for sedation.
1396
01:02:02,407 --> 01:02:05,035
Uh, ETA ten minutes.
1397
01:02:05,118 --> 01:02:06,453
Wonderful.
1398
01:02:06,536 --> 01:02:08,622
Try not to murder
anyone on the way.
1399
01:02:08,705 --> 01:02:09,957
Fuck.
1400
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,292
It had to be Serano. Fuck!
1401
01:02:28,099 --> 01:02:29,601
Shit! You scared me.
1402
01:02:29,684 --> 01:02:31,311
Oh, please.
1403
01:02:31,394 --> 01:02:32,937
Give me a fuckin' break.
1404
01:02:33,688 --> 01:02:36,817
Hey. You know, there are three
other hospitals in this area.
1405
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:38,694
Why don't you drop your
patients in one of them, huh?
1406
01:02:38,777 --> 01:02:40,821
It's a busy night.
It's not up to me.
1407
01:02:43,031 --> 01:02:46,243
You take care of what,
one patient at a time?
1408
01:02:46,326 --> 01:02:49,704
I got 25 full beds
in there, man.
1409
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,832
I got a waiting room
with an eight-hour wait.
1410
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:57,962
I got emergency codes going
off upstairs constantly.
1411
01:02:59,255 --> 01:03:02,467
I got an administration that
won't hire enough staff,
1412
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,887
and simultaneously tell me
that I gotta be fuckin' nicer?
1413
01:03:05,970 --> 01:03:09,808
I gotta be nicer and
I gotta be faster.
1414
01:03:10,266 --> 01:03:13,061
This whole building is
on my shoulders, man.
1415
01:03:13,144 --> 01:03:16,981
And now, now I gotta take
time to fix your mistakes.
1416
01:03:18,066 --> 01:03:19,401
Well, I got a better idea.
1417
01:03:19,484 --> 01:03:21,361
Maybe you take your
bullshit patients
1418
01:03:21,444 --> 01:03:22,987
somewhere the fuck else.
1419
01:03:24,572 --> 01:03:27,743
Dr. Serano, come to
emergency, please.
1420
01:03:27,826 --> 01:03:29,745
Well, you'll excuse me.
1421
01:03:29,828 --> 01:03:32,163
I gotta go back to
never being done.
1422
01:03:37,544 --> 01:03:38,795
Alright, here we go.
1423
01:03:39,921 --> 01:03:41,131
-Let's go.
-Watch this.
1424
01:03:41,214 --> 01:03:43,216
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Can you handle the heat?
1425
01:03:43,299 --> 01:03:45,093
I got it, playboy. Come on, now.
1426
01:03:45,885 --> 01:03:47,471
Oh!
1427
01:03:51,266 --> 01:03:52,893
-Whoo!
-Oh, yeah?
1428
01:03:52,976 --> 01:03:55,270
-That's not a home run.
-That's a home run, man.
1429
01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:57,189
You didn't even make
it to the sidewalk.
1430
01:03:57,272 --> 01:03:58,482
Went right over your head.
1431
01:03:58,565 --> 01:04:01,068
The gutter is the home run line.
1432
01:04:01,151 --> 01:04:02,986
-That's bullshit.
-Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit.
1433
01:04:03,069 --> 01:04:04,237
That's a fuckin' home run.
1434
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,198
-Don't be a hater.
-Go get your ball.
1435
01:04:06,281 --> 01:04:08,200
-I'm up.
-No. No. What...
1436
01:04:08,283 --> 01:04:10,243
Know something? This is
crazy that this is...
1437
01:04:10,869 --> 01:04:13,163
We been doin' this silly
shit for three years now.
1438
01:04:13,246 --> 01:04:14,498
You gon' miss me?
1439
01:04:14,581 --> 01:04:15,749
Oh...
1440
01:04:16,249 --> 01:04:18,043
We're gonna see each
other. We'll hang out.
1441
01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:20,295
What you mean? We
don't hang out.
1442
01:04:20,879 --> 01:04:22,923
Yeah, we do. What are
we doin' right now?
1443
01:04:23,006 --> 01:04:24,508
Dude, this don't
count. We're at work.
1444
01:04:24,591 --> 01:04:26,259
-This is fun, it's friendship.
-This is work.
1445
01:04:26,342 --> 01:04:28,804
-This is not hanging out.
-This is...
1446
01:04:28,887 --> 01:04:30,055
This is EMS shit, man.
1447
01:04:30,138 --> 01:04:31,390
I don't know shit about you.
1448
01:04:31,473 --> 01:04:32,975
We don't even talk like that.
1449
01:04:33,058 --> 01:04:34,393
What type of shit
you want me to ask?
1450
01:04:34,476 --> 01:04:36,186
Like, how's your
mom doing? Or...
1451
01:04:36,269 --> 01:04:38,021
if your lawn is being tended to.
1452
01:04:38,104 --> 01:04:39,940
If you have a lawn.
I don't even know...
1453
01:04:40,023 --> 01:04:42,734
My mom is dead and
I don't have a lawn.
1454
01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:45,236
And... I don't know. What else?
1455
01:04:46,154 --> 01:04:49,491
Goddamn, man. We're
just coworkers, man.
1456
01:04:49,574 --> 01:04:51,785
You act like I'm like your
best friend or something.
1457
01:04:54,496 --> 01:04:55,663
Come on.
1458
01:04:56,373 --> 01:04:57,373
Pfft.
1459
01:04:58,541 --> 01:05:01,378
-Oh, shit, I'm your best friend.
-Okay, who's up?
1460
01:05:01,461 --> 01:05:03,130
I have a lot of friends.
1461
01:05:03,213 --> 01:05:04,547
I have a lot of...
1462
01:05:05,298 --> 01:05:09,011
-lot of really... good friends.
-Medic 42, respond.
1463
01:05:09,094 --> 01:05:11,471
-Damnit. I'm his best friend.
-Medic 42 responding.
1464
01:05:11,554 --> 01:05:13,515
-That sucks.
-You're not my best friend!
1465
01:05:14,349 --> 01:05:15,976
-Jerry's my best friend.
-Who's Jerry?
1466
01:05:16,059 --> 01:05:18,228
-Who the fuck is Jerry?
-Jerry's my cousin.
1467
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,147
He lives in Tempe.
1468
01:05:33,243 --> 01:05:34,703
That's why we don't run.
1469
01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:42,794
Excuse us. Comin' through.
1470
01:05:44,003 --> 01:05:46,131
Excuse us. Thank you.
1471
01:05:51,803 --> 01:05:53,013
What happened?
1472
01:05:53,096 --> 01:05:55,557
Hit with a line drive right
in the chest and passed out.
1473
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,851
-I got it. Thank you.
-Are you his father?
1474
01:05:57,934 --> 01:05:59,353
No.
1475
01:05:59,436 --> 01:06:01,063
Uncle. Uh...
1476
01:06:01,146 --> 01:06:03,941
Uh, do you know if he has
any, uh, medical problems?
1477
01:06:04,024 --> 01:06:05,067
Uh, problem as...
1478
01:06:10,447 --> 01:06:12,157
Yeah, none that he knows.
1479
01:06:17,954 --> 01:06:19,039
Did the AED shock him?
1480
01:06:19,122 --> 01:06:20,415
Yeah, twice now.
1481
01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,459
-Did he wake up at all?
-No.
1482
01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:23,626
Let's hold CPR.
1483
01:06:31,009 --> 01:06:32,761
Okay, he's in V-fib.
1484
01:06:33,344 --> 01:06:35,055
Charging.
1485
01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:36,306
Okay. Clear.
1486
01:06:36,890 --> 01:06:38,308
-Clear.
-Clear.
1487
01:06:39,726 --> 01:06:41,519
Okay, Mike, continue CPR.
1488
01:06:43,563 --> 01:06:45,482
How long was he down
before you started CPR?
1489
01:06:45,565 --> 01:06:47,234
We thought he just had the
wind knocked out of him...
1490
01:06:47,317 --> 01:06:49,319
-Yeah, how long exactly?
-I don't know, maybe a minute.
1491
01:06:49,402 --> 01:06:50,904
Okay, that's good enough.
1492
01:06:53,323 --> 01:06:54,324
Ho! Ho! Ho!
1493
01:06:56,326 --> 01:06:57,326
We have a pulse.
1494
01:07:01,164 --> 01:07:03,417
-My chest hurts.
-Oh. Hey-hey, buddy.
1495
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,460
-What's his name?
-Vicente.
1496
01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:07,504
Vicente, hey. My name's Randy,
1497
01:07:07,587 --> 01:07:09,631
and we're gonna be
taking care of you, okay?
1498
01:07:58,888 --> 01:08:00,307
Hey, spike that for me?
1499
01:08:00,390 --> 01:08:02,225
Get a blood pressure.
1500
01:08:02,308 --> 01:08:03,852
Am I gonna die?
1501
01:08:04,936 --> 01:08:06,188
We're gonna do
everything in our power
1502
01:08:06,271 --> 01:08:07,731
to make sure that
doesn't happen.
1503
01:08:07,814 --> 01:08:09,357
Alright?
1504
01:08:10,358 --> 01:08:11,818
My chest hurts.
1505
01:08:11,901 --> 01:08:14,279
There's no easy way
to say this, Vicente.
1506
01:08:14,362 --> 01:08:15,988
Your heart got hit
with a baseball
1507
01:08:16,071 --> 01:08:18,742
and it stopped. That's
why your chest hurts.
1508
01:08:18,825 --> 01:08:22,162
In the exact millisecond,
your heart got hit
1509
01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,496
just as it was contracting.
1510
01:08:23,579 --> 01:08:25,916
It's like the ball reached out
1511
01:08:25,999 --> 01:08:28,043
and sucker-punched your heart.
1512
01:08:28,877 --> 01:08:30,420
It's a one-in-a-million chance.
1513
01:08:30,503 --> 01:08:33,715
And as a matter of
fact, after all this,
1514
01:08:33,798 --> 01:08:36,426
I would go buy a lottery
ticket if I were you.
1515
01:08:37,843 --> 01:08:40,054
So... am I gonna die?
1516
01:08:40,137 --> 01:08:43,517
You're with us now, and our
job is to keep you healthy.
1517
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,227
Okay? So just lie
there and relax.
1518
01:08:47,812 --> 01:08:49,064
BP's 90 over 60.
1519
01:08:49,898 --> 01:08:51,566
Okay. That's not a bad start.
1520
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,733
You're gonna feel
a little sting.
1521
01:08:52,816 --> 01:08:54,443
Gonna get an IV started.
1522
01:08:54,526 --> 01:08:56,945
One, two, three.
1523
01:08:57,614 --> 01:08:58,614
Okay.
1524
01:08:59,908 --> 01:09:02,577
Now... you having any
trouble breathing?
1525
01:09:03,453 --> 01:09:05,872
A little. My chest hurts.
1526
01:09:06,956 --> 01:09:08,541
Any pain anywhere else?
1527
01:09:08,624 --> 01:09:10,544
No. Not really.
1528
01:09:10,627 --> 01:09:12,461
You have any medical problems?
1529
01:09:12,544 --> 01:09:14,840
-No.
-On any meds? Any allergies?
1530
01:09:14,923 --> 01:09:16,383
-No.
-No? Okay.
1531
01:09:16,466 --> 01:09:18,551
-How old are you again?
-Eleven.
1532
01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:20,970
-Are you married?
-What?
1533
01:09:21,053 --> 01:09:22,764
-No.
-I get it.
1534
01:09:22,847 --> 01:09:25,017
You're not ready to settle.
You wanna play the field.
1535
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,602
You wanna keep
your options open.
1536
01:09:26,685 --> 01:09:28,604
That commitment is scary.
1537
01:09:28,687 --> 01:09:30,856
I get it. I'm with
you. Pound it.
1538
01:09:30,939 --> 01:09:32,440
Boom.
1539
01:09:33,024 --> 01:09:36,486
I'm gonna call the hospital.
You just lie there and relax.
1540
01:09:37,236 --> 01:09:39,196
So... am I gonna die?
1541
01:09:45,704 --> 01:09:47,163
You're gonna be alright.
1542
01:09:48,539 --> 01:09:50,041
Promise.
1543
01:09:54,504 --> 01:09:55,964
County ER, Medic 42.
1544
01:09:56,047 --> 01:09:58,383
Medic 42, this is
County. Go ahead.
1545
01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:01,678
County, Medic 42 en
route to your facility
1546
01:10:01,761 --> 01:10:04,431
emergent with 11-year-old
patient post-cardiac arrest
1547
01:10:04,514 --> 01:10:06,391
due to a baseball to the chest.
1548
01:10:06,474 --> 01:10:08,393
Patient was down for
approximately a minute
1549
01:10:08,476 --> 01:10:09,770
before receiving CPR.
1550
01:10:09,853 --> 01:10:12,356
Two shocks by AED, one by me.
1551
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:13,857
Patient is in sinus tach.
1552
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:16,652
Conscious, alert,
oriented times three.
1553
01:10:16,735 --> 01:10:18,320
Blood pressure 90 over 60.
1554
01:10:18,403 --> 01:10:20,656
ETA approximately seven minutes.
1555
01:10:20,739 --> 01:10:22,407
County copies.
1556
01:10:22,824 --> 01:10:24,367
Medic 42 clear.
1557
01:10:24,951 --> 01:10:27,662
Hey, Vicente. So you're quite
the baseball player, huh?
1558
01:10:28,747 --> 01:10:30,267
What position do they
have you playing?
1559
01:10:30,999 --> 01:10:32,959
My chest...
1560
01:10:34,335 --> 01:10:35,963
I feel funny.
1561
01:10:39,049 --> 01:10:40,133
Start CPR.
1562
01:10:43,803 --> 01:10:44,680
Charging.
1563
01:10:47,348 --> 01:10:48,976
-Clear.
-Clear.
1564
01:10:49,059 --> 01:10:50,686
Clear.
1565
01:10:55,231 --> 01:10:58,652
County ER, Medic 42.
1566
01:10:58,735 --> 01:11:00,279
Medic 42, go ahead.
1567
01:11:00,362 --> 01:11:02,781
Patient is back
in cardiac arrest.
1568
01:11:02,864 --> 01:11:04,366
Uh, ETA two minutes.
1569
01:11:11,122 --> 01:11:13,417
-What do you need?
-Let's get him outta here.
1570
01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:14,793
-You stay in.
-Comin' out.
1571
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,421
Okay, we're good.
1572
01:11:18,838 --> 01:11:20,841
-Comin' through.
-Comin'. Excuse us.
1573
01:11:20,924 --> 01:11:23,218
-Watch out.
-What was his last pressure?
1574
01:11:23,301 --> 01:11:27,097
90 over 60. Pulse 110.
About 20 breaths a minute.
1575
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,474
He was fine and then just
went right back into V-fib.
1576
01:11:29,557 --> 01:11:31,393
Uh, 11-year-old child, male,
1577
01:11:31,476 --> 01:11:33,186
hit in the chest
with a baseball.
1578
01:11:33,269 --> 01:11:35,397
Was down for about a minute
before they started CPR.
1579
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,690
Shocked three times,
1580
01:11:36,773 --> 01:11:38,275
became alert and
conscious three times.
1581
01:11:38,358 --> 01:11:40,068
Went back into V-fib,
he was defibbed at 200.
1582
01:11:40,151 --> 01:11:42,112
One milligram of
epi, shocked again,
1583
01:11:42,195 --> 01:11:43,780
second milligram of epi.
1584
01:11:43,863 --> 01:11:45,282
He's currently asystolic.
1585
01:11:45,365 --> 01:11:47,159
-Do we have a name?
-Vicente.
1586
01:11:47,242 --> 01:11:49,786
That-that's all we... That's
all we have is Vicente.
1587
01:11:49,869 --> 01:11:52,455
You got half a name? Great work.
1588
01:12:09,764 --> 01:12:10,764
Hey.
1589
01:12:11,725 --> 01:12:14,185
Thought you'd wanna know.
Your patient didn't make it.
1590
01:12:17,814 --> 01:12:19,107
Thanks, Colette.
1591
01:12:22,235 --> 01:12:23,695
Yeah, that sucks.
1592
01:12:25,155 --> 01:12:26,823
You were great
with him, Randy.
1593
01:12:31,745 --> 01:12:33,080
No, I wasn't.
1594
01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:34,873
Yeah... You were.
1595
01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:36,083
You didn't make
a single mistake.
1596
01:12:36,166 --> 01:12:37,167
It's not your fault.
1597
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,710
You did nothing wrong.
1598
01:12:38,793 --> 01:12:40,211
I made a big fucking mistake.
1599
01:12:41,838 --> 01:12:43,965
I told a boy he was
gonna live and he died.
1600
01:12:44,716 --> 01:12:46,927
It's a rookie fucking
move, and I knew better.
1601
01:12:47,010 --> 01:12:49,846
But Goddamnit, he just kept...
1602
01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,766
asking... ...and asking.
1603
01:12:56,061 --> 01:12:57,187
That boy died...
1604
01:12:58,229 --> 01:12:59,731
thinking I was gonna save him.
1605
01:13:01,024 --> 01:13:03,276
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.
1606
01:13:04,569 --> 01:13:05,988
And that's...
1607
01:13:06,071 --> 01:13:07,489
why we build a wall.
1608
01:13:07,572 --> 01:13:08,657
Not to keep people out
1609
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:10,409
but to keep shit
like that inside.
1610
01:13:32,347 --> 01:13:34,140
This job breaks everybody.
1611
01:13:41,356 --> 01:13:43,317
All we wanna do
is save your life.
1612
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,569
Oh! Shit!
1613
01:13:48,530 --> 01:13:50,073
Some of you...
1614
01:13:50,156 --> 01:13:51,950
don't make it easy.
1615
01:13:54,911 --> 01:13:56,747
You should be dead
five times over...
1616
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,127
...but no matter how many times
1617
01:14:02,210 --> 01:14:03,753
you brush with death...
1618
01:14:05,755 --> 01:14:07,632
you refuse to die.
1619
01:14:08,967 --> 01:14:09,967
Respect.
1620
01:14:12,053 --> 01:14:14,389
Others of you, we do
everything right...
1621
01:14:15,765 --> 01:14:17,225
...and you die on us anyway.
1622
01:14:17,308 --> 01:14:18,518
What the fuck?
1623
01:14:18,601 --> 01:14:20,395
We see you struggling.
1624
01:14:20,979 --> 01:14:23,023
They can't deny you service...
1625
01:14:23,106 --> 01:14:24,775
but they can bankrupt you.
1626
01:14:24,858 --> 01:14:27,110
-Wait. Who had the blister?
-She did.
1627
01:14:27,193 --> 01:14:28,362
You? Okay.
1628
01:14:28,445 --> 01:14:31,031
We carry you on our backs,
1629
01:14:31,114 --> 01:14:33,158
every one of us,
1630
01:14:33,241 --> 01:14:36,662
and you crush us a
little more every day
1631
01:14:36,745 --> 01:14:39,664
until you grind
us down to a nub.
1632
01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:43,418
This is all part of the job,
1633
01:14:43,501 --> 01:14:44,836
so you deal with it.
1634
01:14:44,919 --> 01:14:47,005
You compartmentalize it.
1635
01:14:47,088 --> 01:14:49,675
You eat shit and shove
it down, down, down,
1636
01:14:49,758 --> 01:14:52,219
until one day you
wake up and you say,
1637
01:14:52,302 --> 01:14:53,178
you know what?
1638
01:14:56,431 --> 01:14:57,640
Fuck the patients.
1639
01:14:59,601 --> 01:15:00,894
Fuck the nurses.
1640
01:15:02,354 --> 01:15:03,730
Fuck the doctors.
1641
01:15:06,107 --> 01:15:08,526
Fuck this ratty-ass hospital!
1642
01:15:11,529 --> 01:15:13,865
Fuck all the blood
and shit and puke.
1643
01:15:15,950 --> 01:15:17,786
Fuck your documentation!
1644
01:15:18,453 --> 01:15:20,122
Fuck the fakers.
1645
01:15:20,205 --> 01:15:22,124
Fuck the bullshit calls.
1646
01:15:22,207 --> 01:15:23,875
Fuck every shoplifter
who got caught
1647
01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:25,668
and pretended to pass out.
1648
01:15:26,836 --> 01:15:28,463
Ah! Ah!
1649
01:15:28,546 --> 01:15:29,923
-Come on.
-Get up.
1650
01:15:30,006 --> 01:15:32,050
Fuck the fire department.
1651
01:15:32,133 --> 01:15:33,844
Fuck the PD.
1652
01:15:33,927 --> 01:15:36,305
I know my rights.
I know my rights!
1653
01:15:36,388 --> 01:15:39,516
Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk
who think they know the law.
1654
01:15:39,599 --> 01:15:43,061
Fuck the bystanders,
the rubberneckers,
1655
01:15:43,144 --> 01:15:45,063
the lookie-loos.
1656
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,234
Fuck the dead ones.
1657
01:15:49,693 --> 01:15:50,694
Fuck the live ones.
1658
01:15:50,777 --> 01:15:52,446
Fuck this bullshit pay.
1659
01:15:52,529 --> 01:15:54,573
Fuck me! Fuck you!
1660
01:15:54,656 --> 01:15:56,533
Fuck this job!
1661
01:15:58,076 --> 01:15:59,703
Fuck everyone,
1662
01:15:59,786 --> 01:16:02,664
except the kid who just
wanted to play baseball.
1663
01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:07,752
Exit paperwork.
1664
01:16:08,503 --> 01:16:09,796
You don't have to sign it.
1665
01:16:23,601 --> 01:16:25,729
-I'm goin' home.
-Randy...
1666
01:16:26,438 --> 01:16:27,939
Please don't go out like this.
1667
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:32,610
Just leaving without even
finishing your last shift?
1668
01:16:34,112 --> 01:16:35,947
Don't go out like a chump.
1669
01:17:09,022 --> 01:17:10,690
Mike, turn on the lights.
1670
01:17:13,109 --> 01:17:14,527
Randy, come on, now. You...
1671
01:17:15,987 --> 01:17:17,948
You know I can't do that
unless we get a call.
1672
01:17:18,031 --> 01:17:19,491
Come on, man.
1673
01:17:24,704 --> 01:17:25,831
Alright.
1674
01:17:25,914 --> 01:17:27,874
One last time.
1675
01:17:46,101 --> 01:17:48,728
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
1676
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:51,481
-You gonna answer that?
-No.
1677
01:17:51,564 --> 01:17:53,358
Let another crew
handle it. Just...
1678
01:17:53,441 --> 01:17:55,402
You know what? Drop
me off at home.
1679
01:17:55,485 --> 01:17:57,863
What? Motherfucker, I
don't know where you live.
1680
01:17:57,946 --> 01:18:00,532
Medic 42, respond.
1681
01:18:02,701 --> 01:18:03,952
I'll get it.
1682
01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:06,955
This is Medic 42 responding.
1683
01:18:44,868 --> 01:18:47,788
Come on, man. One
more and you're done.
1684
01:18:57,839 --> 01:18:59,132
Hey, what the hell?!
1685
01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:08,266
Alright, you grab the
stuff. I'll check this out.
1686
01:19:09,392 --> 01:19:11,395
-What the hell?!
-I got you!
1687
01:19:11,478 --> 01:19:14,189
Where's PD to control
these assholes?
1688
01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:23,323
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1689
01:19:23,406 --> 01:19:24,991
What the fuck?!
1690
01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:31,790
{\an8}That's not good.
1691
01:19:35,210 --> 01:19:36,086
Fuck.
1692
01:19:45,512 --> 01:19:47,263
All dead in here.
1693
01:19:48,390 --> 01:19:49,558
Watch your step.
1694
01:20:06,741 --> 01:20:07,784
She's got a pulse.
1695
01:20:07,867 --> 01:20:09,411
She's breathing.
1696
01:20:09,494 --> 01:20:10,954
Shallow and ragged.
1697
01:20:11,037 --> 01:20:12,622
-Hold C-spine.
-Okay.
1698
01:20:20,296 --> 01:20:21,757
Okay. Let's roll her on three.
1699
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,134
One, two, three.
1700
01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:49,117
Grab the collar.
Keep her breathing.
1701
01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:02,756
Oh, lucky...
1702
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,759
lucky baby.
1703
01:21:05,842 --> 01:21:08,303
How'd you get so lucky? Huh?
1704
01:21:08,386 --> 01:21:09,972
Okay.
1705
01:21:10,055 --> 01:21:12,891
It's okay.
1706
01:21:12,974 --> 01:21:15,852
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh!
1707
01:21:15,935 --> 01:21:17,646
You're a lucky baby.
1708
01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:40,502
Stop that car! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1709
01:21:40,585 --> 01:21:42,212
-Hey! Heads up! Heads up!
-Oh! Move!
1710
01:21:42,295 --> 01:21:44,381
Move!
1711
01:21:44,464 --> 01:21:45,674
Hey! Hey!
1712
01:21:45,757 --> 01:21:48,260
You almost killed us, asshole!
1713
01:21:50,637 --> 01:21:54,099
Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck,
park it perpendicular,
1714
01:21:54,182 --> 01:21:56,268
-block that ramp.
-Hold on. Wait. What?
1715
01:21:56,351 --> 01:21:58,186
Block off the whole
fuckin' freeway!
1716
01:21:58,269 --> 01:22:01,023
No one gets through!
1717
01:22:01,106 --> 01:22:02,274
Oh, shit.
1718
01:22:07,821 --> 01:22:10,824
County, Medic 42. Do you
have another unit incoming?
1719
01:22:11,658 --> 01:22:12,534
Negative.
1720
01:22:12,617 --> 01:22:14,161
Next available
unit is 15 minutes.
1721
01:22:14,244 --> 01:22:15,954
Want us to start a second unit?
1722
01:22:16,037 --> 01:22:17,997
Negative. We're taking
the baby with us.
1723
01:22:34,222 --> 01:22:35,766
-Good lung sounds.
-Good.
1724
01:22:35,849 --> 01:22:37,517
A crying baby is a healthy baby.
1725
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,186
Alright, switch with me.
1726
01:22:39,269 --> 01:22:40,312
Your job is airway.
1727
01:22:40,395 --> 01:22:42,814
Keep her breathing at all costs.
1728
01:22:42,897 --> 01:22:44,441
Let's see if she takes an OPA.
1729
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,778
Yeah, she took
it. No gag reflex.
1730
01:22:47,861 --> 01:22:50,572
Mom's got a lot of rib
fractures and head lacs.
1731
01:22:50,655 --> 01:22:53,075
Oh, she's gagging on the
OPA, but it's intermittent.
1732
01:22:53,158 --> 01:22:55,035
-Should I take it out?
-Yeah, take it out.
1733
01:22:55,118 --> 01:22:56,870
She's had too much
trauma already.
1734
01:22:57,829 --> 01:23:00,040
Talk to her. See if
she can obey commands.
1735
01:23:01,124 --> 01:23:03,835
Miss, can you raise
your right arm, please?
1736
01:23:06,212 --> 01:23:08,382
Alright, not bad.
Hang on there, Mom.
1737
01:23:08,465 --> 01:23:10,133
Ma'am, you're in an ambulance.
1738
01:23:10,216 --> 01:23:12,678
You were in a pretty bad wreck.
We have your child. She's okay.
1739
01:23:12,761 --> 01:23:14,221
We're taking you
to the hospital.
1740
01:23:14,304 --> 01:23:15,847
County ER, this is Medic 42.
1741
01:23:15,930 --> 01:23:18,058
Incoming to your facility,
emergent with two patients.
1742
01:23:18,141 --> 01:23:20,727
One a Level I, the other
a stable pediatric.
1743
01:23:20,810 --> 01:23:22,729
Medic 42, be aware,
we're on diversion.
1744
01:23:22,812 --> 01:23:24,231
We've got way too
many patients here.
1745
01:23:24,314 --> 01:23:26,108
You'll have to take them
to the ER at University.
1746
01:23:26,191 --> 01:23:27,985
Uh, negative. Negative.
1747
01:23:28,068 --> 01:23:29,903
She will not make
it to University.
1748
01:23:29,986 --> 01:23:32,823
Listen up. Got an approximately
30-year-old female,
1749
01:23:32,906 --> 01:23:36,285
a head-on collision, ejection,
massive damage to vehicle.
1750
01:23:36,368 --> 01:23:38,495
What's their GCS?
1751
01:23:38,578 --> 01:23:40,872
Well, right now
it's a 14, but...
1752
01:23:40,955 --> 01:23:43,166
Your patient doesn't
meet Level I criteria.
1753
01:23:43,249 --> 01:23:44,376
Yes, she does!
1754
01:23:44,459 --> 01:23:46,461
We're gonna be there
in five minutes,
1755
01:23:46,544 --> 01:23:47,879
so just page out a team.
1756
01:23:47,962 --> 01:23:49,339
Negative, we are on diversion.
1757
01:23:49,422 --> 01:23:50,799
Do not come here, understand?
1758
01:23:50,882 --> 01:23:52,467
You need to reroute
to a different ER.
1759
01:23:52,550 --> 01:23:54,303
We are coming there
whether you like it or not!
1760
01:23:54,386 --> 01:23:55,512
So get ready for us!
1761
01:24:06,856 --> 01:24:08,108
-Hey, Astor?
-Yeah?
1762
01:24:08,191 --> 01:24:09,318
-Wanna take that baby?
-Got it.
1763
01:24:09,401 --> 01:24:10,819
Meet us inside?
1764
01:24:11,945 --> 01:24:13,280
Medic 42. What bay?
1765
01:24:13,363 --> 01:24:14,781
Two. But they're not happy.
1766
01:24:14,864 --> 01:24:16,450
Serano's on the warpath.
1767
01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:18,076
No one is happy.
1768
01:24:19,536 --> 01:24:21,747
No. No. No.
1769
01:24:21,830 --> 01:24:23,665
-Stop.
-No, no, no. Doctor, listen.
1770
01:24:23,748 --> 01:24:25,334
-This is a 30-something...
-No!
1771
01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:27,002
-A head-on collision.
-No. No. No.
1772
01:24:27,085 --> 01:24:28,462
The four other
passengers are DOA.
1773
01:24:28,545 --> 01:24:30,172
She is not a Level I criteria.
1774
01:24:30,255 --> 01:24:33,675
Do you have any idea how
expensive a Level I criteria is?
1775
01:24:33,758 --> 01:24:35,427
Any idea, you idiot?
1776
01:24:35,510 --> 01:24:37,346
Okay! This patient meets
all Level I criteria.
1777
01:24:37,429 --> 01:24:38,972
She's not even intubated!
1778
01:24:39,055 --> 01:24:41,058
You got her bagged?
What the hell is that?
1779
01:24:41,141 --> 01:24:43,560
This patient is dying, asshole!
1780
01:24:43,643 --> 01:24:45,228
-Now listen to my report!
-Asshole?
1781
01:24:45,311 --> 01:24:46,855
How 'bout fuck you, asshole!
1782
01:24:46,938 --> 01:24:49,066
-Come on! Come on!
-Shit.
1783
01:24:49,149 --> 01:24:52,277
I will be happy to kick your ass
and put you in a bed next to her
1784
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:53,779
but you need to
listen to my report!
1785
01:24:53,862 --> 01:24:56,448
How 'bout this? Instead
I call your supervisor,
1786
01:24:56,531 --> 01:24:58,366
we settle this right now.
1787
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,369
Who the fuck do
you think you are?
1788
01:25:05,290 --> 01:25:06,290
Excuse me?
1789
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,543
-Who are you?
-This patient just went apneic
1790
01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:10,963
three times with no gag reflex
on the way to the hospital.
1791
01:25:11,046 --> 01:25:12,089
She's got a skull fracture.
1792
01:25:12,172 --> 01:25:13,674
She meets all Level I criteria.
1793
01:25:13,757 --> 01:25:15,217
Because last time I checked,
1794
01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:17,302
when a patient goes
apneic with no gag,
1795
01:25:17,385 --> 01:25:20,180
their GCS goes down
to three. Right?
1796
01:25:20,263 --> 01:25:22,557
And I just watched this
paramedic fight like hell
1797
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:24,893
to save this woman's life
while caring for her child
1798
01:25:24,976 --> 01:25:27,729
and dodging incoming traffic
at the same fucking time!
1799
01:25:27,812 --> 01:25:30,023
And all I see you doing
is standing there,
1800
01:25:30,106 --> 01:25:32,734
like a fucking asshole,
with your dick in your hand,
1801
01:25:32,817 --> 01:25:34,820
arguing with him
about this patient
1802
01:25:34,903 --> 01:25:35,904
who is dying!
1803
01:25:35,987 --> 01:25:37,781
Your patient!
1804
01:25:39,908 --> 01:25:41,326
And if you refuse to treat her,
1805
01:25:41,409 --> 01:25:43,244
you'll lose your
goddamn license.
1806
01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:48,333
Who are you?
1807
01:25:50,585 --> 01:25:52,796
I'm Dr. Romero. I'm
your new resident.
1808
01:25:55,298 --> 01:25:56,591
Oh, shit.
1809
01:26:00,678 --> 01:26:04,015
Well, Dr. Romero...
1810
01:26:06,184 --> 01:26:07,811
I look forward to
working with you.
1811
01:26:09,604 --> 01:26:11,189
We're gonna have so much fun.
1812
01:26:12,273 --> 01:26:13,692
Get the patient.
1813
01:26:19,072 --> 01:26:21,158
O-Okay, look.
1814
01:26:21,241 --> 01:26:24,244
You mean to tell
me you're a doctor?
1815
01:26:25,912 --> 01:26:27,997
Resident, but yeah.
1816
01:26:28,581 --> 01:26:30,417
But you told us you
were a paramedic.
1817
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,628
No, I-I didn't. You said that.
1818
01:26:32,711 --> 01:26:34,254
I just didn't correct you.
1819
01:26:34,879 --> 01:26:36,798
Um... I never said that.
1820
01:26:36,881 --> 01:26:39,760
You... That's what you
said when we first met you.
1821
01:26:39,843 --> 01:26:42,721
No. Why would I? I'm a
doctor, not a paramedic.
1822
01:26:42,804 --> 01:26:45,140
Hey, Dr. What's-your-face.
1823
01:26:45,223 --> 01:26:47,517
Grab a bedpan and come with me.
1824
01:26:49,561 --> 01:26:51,438
We're gonna have so much fun!
1825
01:26:54,566 --> 01:26:57,110
-Hmm.
-Whoa.
1826
01:26:58,486 --> 01:26:59,863
That's, uh...
1827
01:27:01,322 --> 01:27:02,782
Huh.
1828
01:27:09,706 --> 01:27:10,791
Hey.
1829
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:13,835
Patient's gonna live.
1830
01:27:15,003 --> 01:27:16,838
I mean, usually
once we drop 'em off
1831
01:27:16,921 --> 01:27:19,132
it's not our problem
anymore. But, um...
1832
01:27:20,008 --> 01:27:21,802
But it's good to, um,
1833
01:27:21,885 --> 01:27:24,054
it's good to know she-she
made it, you know?
1834
01:27:24,721 --> 01:27:26,014
Yeah.
1835
01:27:27,432 --> 01:27:29,267
Way to, uh, throw
yourself under the bus...
1836
01:27:30,018 --> 01:27:31,270
doctor.
1837
01:27:31,353 --> 01:27:33,897
Serano's gonna make
your life a living hell.
1838
01:27:33,980 --> 01:27:35,524
I know.
1839
01:27:35,607 --> 01:27:37,859
I never wanna be
that kind of surgeon.
1840
01:27:40,028 --> 01:27:41,613
Thanks for the coffee, doc.
1841
01:27:57,879 --> 01:27:59,172
She should have died.
1842
01:28:00,715 --> 01:28:02,425
She would have died in my care.
1843
01:28:04,803 --> 01:28:07,764
Right now, I'd be telling that
family that their mom is dead.
1844
01:28:12,894 --> 01:28:14,563
You know, I thought
I'd come out here today
1845
01:28:14,646 --> 01:28:16,439
and I'd meet the
paramedics and...
1846
01:28:17,357 --> 01:28:19,859
see what you do, how you work.
1847
01:28:23,405 --> 01:28:25,073
And I know you're
sick of your job.
1848
01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:27,200
I know you're burnt out.
1849
01:28:27,283 --> 01:28:29,369
I know you think you
don't make a difference.
1850
01:28:31,162 --> 01:28:32,789
But you made a difference today.
1851
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:35,166
You did.
1852
01:28:36,626 --> 01:28:38,253
You saved her life.
1853
01:28:40,672 --> 01:28:42,298
And you saved her family.
1854
01:28:47,262 --> 01:28:49,222
You're the kind of
doctor I want to be.
1855
01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,310
Not a doctor.
1856
01:28:55,478 --> 01:28:56,563
Well...
1857
01:28:57,856 --> 01:28:59,274
if I ever need saving...
1858
01:29:01,443 --> 01:29:03,486
God, I hope it's
you that shows up.
1859
01:29:35,435 --> 01:29:37,020
Hey, one of those is for Mike.
1860
01:29:40,231 --> 01:29:41,524
Not anymore.
1861
01:30:16,393 --> 01:30:17,853
That is a gift from the crews.
1862
01:30:17,936 --> 01:30:19,396
This is breakfast, on us.
1863
01:30:19,479 --> 01:30:21,023
Dispatch and the crews
chipped in after they heard
1864
01:30:21,106 --> 01:30:22,941
you told Dr. Serano
to go fuck himself.
1865
01:30:23,024 --> 01:30:25,443
So this is a retirement gift.
1866
01:30:26,653 --> 01:30:27,653
Wow.
1867
01:30:28,697 --> 01:30:29,697
Come on.
1868
01:30:30,740 --> 01:30:32,492
Aw.
1869
01:30:33,702 --> 01:30:36,371
Now, get out of my
substation, civilian.
1870
01:31:02,897 --> 01:31:04,399
Keep your password safe.
1871
01:31:05,066 --> 01:31:07,194
If you have any trouble at
all, call IT right away.
1872
01:31:07,277 --> 01:31:10,364
If you have any trouble with
them, call me right away.
1873
01:31:10,447 --> 01:31:11,782
Okay.
1874
01:31:11,865 --> 01:31:13,784
Alright. Uh, now, to access
1875
01:31:13,867 --> 01:31:16,203
the forms for the
preauthorization...
1876
01:31:23,376 --> 01:31:25,378
You guys ever see
anyone choke to death?
1877
01:31:26,046 --> 01:31:27,839
You get the fist like
right under here,
1878
01:31:27,922 --> 01:31:30,050
and then it's just
straight back.
1879
01:31:30,133 --> 01:31:31,843
Ha!
1880
01:31:34,345 --> 01:31:36,264
Drowning's the worst way to go.
1881
01:31:36,347 --> 01:31:37,808
Absolute worst way to go.
1882
01:31:37,891 --> 01:31:39,100
Best way to die?
1883
01:31:40,018 --> 01:31:41,311
Decapitation.
1884
01:31:52,822 --> 01:31:54,449
What are you still doin' here?
1885
01:31:55,742 --> 01:31:57,535
Oh. Is that it?
1886
01:31:59,621 --> 01:32:00,497
That's it.
1887
01:32:00,580 --> 01:32:01,748
Come on. Let's get outta here.
1888
01:32:01,831 --> 01:32:02,999
Uh...
1889
01:33:10,734 --> 01:33:12,235
Hi.
1890
01:33:14,779 --> 01:33:17,282
So...
1891
01:33:17,365 --> 01:33:20,744
Well, as it turns out...
1892
01:33:20,827 --> 01:33:24,205
your close-out paperwork
was never properly...
1893
01:33:25,290 --> 01:33:26,416
filed.
1894
01:33:32,005 --> 01:33:33,506
-Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.
1895
01:33:34,799 --> 01:33:36,843
Hey, uh, maybe I could...
1896
01:33:36,926 --> 01:33:38,386
thank you properly sometime.
1897
01:33:39,596 --> 01:33:40,638
Take you out for lunch.
1898
01:33:45,310 --> 01:33:46,310
Alright.
1899
01:33:49,022 --> 01:33:52,317
And, uh, you will be in
truck 42 with Mike today.
1900
01:33:55,236 --> 01:33:57,781
Hey, Randy!
1901
01:34:07,374 --> 01:34:10,585
That's right. That's right.
1902
01:34:10,668 --> 01:34:12,129
Listen, man. Uh...
1903
01:34:12,212 --> 01:34:14,089
You gotta let me drive this one.
1904
01:34:14,172 --> 01:34:15,299
-Nope.
-Mike.
1905
01:34:15,382 --> 01:34:17,259
Not a chance. You
know the rules.
1906
01:34:17,342 --> 01:34:18,968
Okay? I wheel, you heal.
1907
01:34:19,761 --> 01:34:22,222
Come on, now.
Ain't shit changed.
1908
01:34:22,305 --> 01:34:25,100
"Let me drive this one."
1909
01:34:26,142 --> 01:34:27,603
Yeah, the system
is still broken,
1910
01:34:27,686 --> 01:34:29,979
but what am I supposed
to do, quit trying?
1911
01:34:31,356 --> 01:34:32,816
I'm no hero.
1912
01:34:32,899 --> 01:34:35,652
But... the truth is...
1913
01:34:35,735 --> 01:34:38,947
I only feel alive when
you're about to die.
1914
01:34:44,619 --> 01:34:46,371
See you out there.
1915
01:34:48,415 --> 01:34:50,751
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1916
01:34:50,834 --> 01:34:53,128
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1917
01:34:53,211 --> 01:34:55,505
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1918
01:34:55,588 --> 01:34:58,300
♪ Only thing on our
mind is where to next? ♪
1919
01:34:58,383 --> 01:35:00,636
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1920
01:35:00,719 --> 01:35:02,763
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1921
01:35:02,846 --> 01:35:05,432
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1922
01:35:05,515 --> 01:35:07,851
♪ Only thing on our
mind is where to next? ♪
1923
01:35:07,934 --> 01:35:10,437
♪ You can jump inside of
this custom ride with tints ♪
1924
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:13,148
♪ Candy apple Touch
of lime and mint ♪
1925
01:35:13,231 --> 01:35:15,651
♪ Bump some Isley hits
Crush so fine she sits ♪
1926
01:35:15,734 --> 01:35:18,195
♪ Front, my rider chick
Love my rider miss ♪
1927
01:35:18,278 --> 01:35:20,530
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Such a dime she is ♪
1928
01:35:20,613 --> 01:35:23,116
♪ Must remind 'em with Trust
she'll find some prints ♪
1929
01:35:23,199 --> 01:35:25,744
♪ Well, then she'll cuss,
get live, and flip ♪
1930
01:35:25,827 --> 01:35:28,038
♪ So don't touch nothing
besides the grips ♪
1931
01:35:28,121 --> 01:35:29,289
♪ Yeah ♪
1932
01:35:29,372 --> 01:35:30,457
♪ Don't discuss
what time it is ♪
1933
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:31,959
♪ Just go shine the rims ♪
1934
01:35:32,042 --> 01:35:34,294
♪ Hypnotize them when
I roll through town ♪
1935
01:35:34,377 --> 01:35:36,672
♪ When you need a lift
I'ma hold you down ♪
1936
01:35:36,755 --> 01:35:38,131
♪ Can you picture this ♪
1937
01:35:38,214 --> 01:35:40,300
♪ Me in a photo You in a photo ♪
1938
01:35:40,383 --> 01:35:42,844
♪ Flyin' through the galaxy
Nowhere to go, though ♪
1939
01:35:42,927 --> 01:35:44,972
♪ Won't cost a dime
We can all afford ♪
1940
01:35:45,055 --> 01:35:47,724
♪ The fare on this
ride All aboard ♪
1941
01:35:47,807 --> 01:35:50,185
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1942
01:35:50,268 --> 01:35:52,646
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1943
01:35:52,729 --> 01:35:54,982
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1944
01:35:55,065 --> 01:35:57,317
♪ Only thing on our
mind is where to next? ♪
1945
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:59,820
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1946
01:35:59,903 --> 01:36:02,406
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1947
01:36:02,489 --> 01:36:04,992
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1948
01:36:05,075 --> 01:36:07,995
♪ Only thing on our
mind is where to next? ♪
1949
01:36:08,078 --> 01:36:10,246
♪ Joy ♪
1950
01:36:11,998 --> 01:36:13,708
♪ Let's ride ♪