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♪ You want to turn this shit out
That's what I'm talking about ♪

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♪ You want to turn this shit out
That's what I'm talking about ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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Aren't either of us gonna orgasm?

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You want that little extra?

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What little extra?

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Maybe see you later?

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Is, uh, something wrong, or…?

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No, it's nothing.
Just something with the light.

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Something with the light?

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No. I mean, it's just you were…

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You were much prettier
in the dark, but in the light…

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I mean, there's something
that just doesn't feel right.

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DIARY OF A DITCHED GIRL

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I thought you went
on a really great date the other day?

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Well, he never replied.

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What about the basketball guy?

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He dissed me.

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I read a story about
this girl whose only requirement

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was that every boy she dated
was able to carry her 50 meters.

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-I thought that was brilliant!
-That's smart.

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Mom, are you coming?

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Oh, look.

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It might be a good idea
to stay on Tinder then, no?

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-There! The pièce de résistance.
-Oh.

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-Why is Lonely Dead Tiger here?
-Yeah, wasn't he on your shit list?

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My God, so judgmental.

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Listen, he's been so sad lately,
that he just wasn't able to reach out.

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-Is he coming with us, or what?
-No, no. I'm gonna stay here with him.

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-What?!
-We have a whole week's work to complete!

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Oh, come on! You'll be fine.
You'll have it up in one hour.

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Bullshit! We need help.

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You know what?
Men that old are at risk, okay?

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At risk of what?

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Of what? Of…

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Come on. You don't seriously
think he's gonna kill himself?

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I don't know, but I'm not risking it

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'cause I refuse
to have that on my conscience.

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As if we're going to…

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-Okay.
-You got this!

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We really need to talk to her.

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-Do you agree? Hello?
-Yeah.

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Seriously,

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why don't these guys upload
good profile photos? So weird.

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I don't know.

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-Oh my God, look at this.
-What the fuck is that? It's gross!

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So weird. Oh!

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Did you swipe right?

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Did you swipe right?

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-You're so fucking annoying.
-I'll be careful.

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-Can you just put it away?
-What an interesting character.

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No! Do you even know
what it means to do all that swiping?

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-Amanda…
-No!

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'Cause then
I've gotta get a new fucking outfit,

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I have to buy beers,
I have to speak to these people.

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And what if the guy was Emil Wester?

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What are you saying?

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I disgust him.

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Well, he swiped right on you.

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You just matched.

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Wow, he's good-looking.

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There's only ten minutes.
We're not gonna make it!

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Shh! We will.

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-How's it going?
-We are just about done.

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-It's gonna be good.
-This is quite a big client, so…

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-Absolutely. We know that. Yup.
-Yes, we know.

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Bye.

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-We're fine. It's fine.
-Ah!

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Mom packed a green one. What the hell?

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What the hell is going on?
For God's sake, Mom!

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That'll look fucking ugly.

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What the fuck, Mom!

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Wow! I'm so impressed.

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Really. It looks so great!

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-Wow!
-I know, right?

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We only work with the best.

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A little something extra to say thanks.

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-Thank you!
-Thanks.

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Ooh. A little gold jar.

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Shh.

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And you'll be getting some Botox, yeah?

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Sorry?

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Well, the first 30 clients
get a free injection too.

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Okay…

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How does this sound?

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"Hey, Mom. Let's have a talk
about our work environment soon."

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"I'll get coffee and pastries.
Does this date and time work for you?"

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I guess I could add "Love you," too.

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"Love you."

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-Is that…?
-Is this the new normal?

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Botox instead of face cream?

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I'm sending it now.

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Could you answer
in the thread to say you're available

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and that you think it's a good idea?

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What the hell?

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How old is that girl?

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I mean, that is just not right.

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No way.

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Not only
will your forehead be smoother…

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Hello.

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What…
Like, what is this?

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Are you planning on
injecting a minor? A little girl?

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Sweetie, you don't need this.
You can leave.

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You're pretty
just the way you are. You're…

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Come on, aren't you ashamed of yourself?

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I'm not giving her Botox.

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Really? I mean, good.

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This is a consultation,
so she can come back and see us

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when she's turned 18.

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-Okay?
-That is insane!

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You realize what you're saying is insane?

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-No one's being forced.
-Sure!

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-It is a personal choice. Okay, sweetie?
-But it's not a personal choice!

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We all get dragged into
this shit because of this stuff!

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I'm 30, but then
someone else goes and gets Botox

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and wow, they look like they're 20.

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-Do you understand?
-True.

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But isn't that what people want?

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I mean, look.

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This here.

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Five Botox shots.

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Five Botox shots
would eliminate it.

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You'd look beautiful.

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-See?
-Fine!

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Just be morons and keep
contributing to this bullshit. Go ahead!

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I don't give a shit, so…

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Hey.

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Right. So, as I was saying,
you can continue with this prepping cream…

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Are you…

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-What?
-Are you…

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-Oh God, no! It's a…
-No?

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-A work thing. So, I built that.
-Ah!

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Shit.

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-Right?
-Looks so good.

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-Oh, thank you.
-Yeah.

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So…

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You know they also do good things.
I mean they're not just superficial.

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They have goodwill projects too,
in developing countries, so, um…

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They do cleft palate surgeries,
things like that.

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Wow, that's… that's really wonderful.

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So that's cool.

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Sure is.

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We've matched on Tinder.

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Yeah. We did.

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But it's no big deal, right?

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Right. It isn't.

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Ouch.

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-I mean, just because we're friends. So…
-Yeah, of course.

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I guess we're not technically friends,
but we know each other.

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And you swipe right on people
you know just to be nice. That's all.

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Right.

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-Well, look at that!
-Yeah.

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-The Phantom!
-Nostalgic.

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Or something like that.

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Anyway, I… I'm gonna go.

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Seriously? You too?

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No!
I mean, I'm going to the sports store.

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Oh, thank God.

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Gonna grab this.

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-Take care. See you around.
-Sure. See ya.

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-God!
-Emil fucking Wester.

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Cut it out!

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Hey.

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That lipstick's nice on you.

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-Really?
-Course, it's really pretty.

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-What's it for?
-I've got a date with a scientist.

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Oh, nice! That's great.

169
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Well, you look super cute.

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I'm gonna show you something real quick.
Hang on. Filip and I have done this.

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Ta-da!

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A cozy little love nest!

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Oh, so nice.

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And we've also bought a new lamp.

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I'll send you the link now.

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Wait a sec.

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Look, I'm in a rush. Let's talk later.

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Oh, okay. Good luck!

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-Sure. See ya.
-See you.

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HI! NICE SEEING YOU EARLIER.

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HI! GREAT SEEING YOU TOO.

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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON TINDER?
ANY LUCK?

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I'VE GOT A DATE NOW.

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ASK ME AGAIN IN A FEW HOURS

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NICE! ME TOO.

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NICE. GOOD LUCK!

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YOU TOO!

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When my Mom died, you know,

189
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that was
the very first time I felt lonely.

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God, that's really sad.

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I'm sorry.

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Did that make you,
I don't know, fear death after that?

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-What do you mean?
-I just think… Well, I really fear death.

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Like, I'm really scared of not existing.

195
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That's a problem you just can't solve.

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Right. That's right.

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That's stupid.

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I suppose that's why I fear death.

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HOW'S THE DATE?

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I'm sorry. Just a work thing.

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IS IT RUDE TO LEAVE
AFTER ONE BEER?

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THAT BAD?

203
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How's your mom?

204
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AND YOU?

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Alive, or…

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She isn't.

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MY DATE IS LIKE 15 YEARS OLDER
THAN HER PROFILE SAID.

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RUN!

209
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I'm sorry. Oh my God, no!
Mom is very much alive.

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Very much so. Yes, she is.

211
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I'm sorry, but…

212
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Did you just look at my…

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look at my hairline?

214
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No! Of course not. I wasn't looking.

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I don't… I hadn't…

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I mean, I'm only looking
because we're talking about it.

217
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Okay, well that was really nice.
I mean, wasn't it?

218
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We should… stay in touch.

219
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I don't… I don't think that's a good idea.
We're on pretty different levels.

220
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Take care of yourself.

221
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ESCAPED MY DATE ALIVE.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

222
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-Oh!
-Hey.

223
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-God.
-Hey.

224
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Hey.

225
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-So are you going out?
-No.

226
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-I mean, I've just been on a date.
-Ah.

227
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Yep. So…

228
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So, now I'm buying breakfast.

229
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Breakfast for two then? Or…

230
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No! It's for me. There's nobody else.

231
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It's just me. I'm a very hungry person.

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-Okay. Sure.
-Yes.

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-Uh, good.
-Yeah.

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-Good luck with the hunger.
-Oh, thanks.

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ESCAPED MY DATE ALIVE.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

236
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-Let's go with red wine. Yes.
-Sure.

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Fuck it,
I'm just gonna text the scientist.

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Seriously?

239
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Is that crazy,
if I'm not even that interested?

240
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Yeah, a little bit.

241
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,440
-No, we've all been there before.
-It's understandable, it's just not…

242
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I just really wanna have someone!

243
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And you will have someone.

244
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What if you match
with that faceless guy on Tinder?

245
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Wait, huh?

246
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,000
Okay, who's this faceless guy?

247
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Just some creepy freak
that Adina swiped right on.

248
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,440
But why is he faceless?

249
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-He didn't upload a photo.
-I see.

250
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,840
-Okay, so what have you seen of him?
-Well, absolutely nothing!

251
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-Not even his body?
-No.

252
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,640
-That's wild!
-Yeah, that's what I said.

253
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,360
-Crazy.
-Wait a second.

254
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Am I an incel?

255
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,120
What?

256
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,800
-What the hell?
-Am I?

257
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,720
Am I that person who just
sits around at home, watching weird porn?

258
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,920
You know, somebody that nobody ever wants.

259
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,680
-I mean, no! Obviously!
-No!

260
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,360
-Are you serious?
-What kind of question is that?

261
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,640
She's gone insane.

262
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,000
You're not serious?

263
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,960
I mean, you're not even listening.

264
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,720
-Do you watch weird porn?
-I don't.

265
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,280
-Hey.
-Hey.

266
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,200
-Hi.
-There's no such thing as a girl incel.

267
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,720
-Hey.
-Hey.

268
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,480
Look at that.

269
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,720
I missed you.

270
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,760
Nice sweater.

271
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400
Thanks.

272
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,920
Wait, what? Is it yours?

273
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,800
-Yeah!
-No way.

274
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,040
-Sorry, thought it was Adina's.
-No! Looks better on you.

275
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,680
-Really.
-You look really good.

276
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,320
-I'm a little jealous.
-I'll change later.

277
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,640
-Bye, sweetie.
-Bye, see you soon.

278
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,320
Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.

279
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,720
Oh, are you staying over?

280
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,400
Yep.

281
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,600
You can stay over too. The couch is comfy.

282
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,680
No, I'll go.

283
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,160
You're welcome to stay.

284
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,920
-Can I have a hug?
-Yep.

285
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,560
-Bye.
-Bye.

286
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,680
Talk later.

287
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,000
All right.

288
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,720
I'm unplugging the hall lamp.

289
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,240
Now, I'm unplugging the yellow lamp.

290
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,960
-Hang on, has it gotten worse?
-I'm unplugging the TV.

291
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,400
-Oh, she didn't say?
-I'm unplugging the reading lamp.

292
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,480
Didn't say what?

293
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,760
Well, after that Fluff fire,
it's gotten bad.

294
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,960
-Unplugging the window lamp.
-It's bad. Um…

295
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,760
I thought she'd spoken to you.

296
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,920
Filip, can you come check with me?

297
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Yeah, coming!

298
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,280
See ya.

299
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,800
I'm unplugging
the second window lamp.

300
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,680
CBT

301
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,480
-Sorry I'm late.
-It's okay.

302
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,560
-I brought pastries and stuff.
-Oh, nice.

303
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,640
Was it…

304
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,120
No, I just… had to do some things.

305
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,800
Yesterday, I thought maybe you…

306
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,600
What?

307
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,720
So, what? You think that I'm a problem
for the business, or some shit like that?

308
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,440
We don't think that.

309
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,480
-We really don't.
-We're not saying that at all.

310
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,040
We just feel that lately,
there have been a number of…

311
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,920
incidents that need addressing.

312
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,320
Because--

313
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,200
-Can you turn it off?
-Yeah, of course.

314
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,120
We both just think that it's important

315
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,800
for us to agree on rules
and expectations in terms of work effort.

316
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,640
Hang on, what incidents?

317
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,840
The job was a success.

318
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,960
Yeah, but it almost
turned into a disaster.

319
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,680
It was good. It went well.

320
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,280
-It was…
-It did not.

321
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,680
Right. But it felt good.

322
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,880
And you think that was my fault?

323
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,520
Well, we don't wanna point fingers. But…

324
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,440
Listen, we just need everyone to agree

325
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,680
that when we're at work, we work.

326
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,840
-Hello. Amanda, come on!
-What?

327
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,000
Do you agree?

328
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,920
When we're here,
we're here, and that's very nice.

329
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,360
There've been several occasions where
you've been at work, but you haven't…

330
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,640
You've just been
on your phone, messing around.

331
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,640
-I mean, oh, okay.
-Not really. No.

332
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,160
-I understand. I read you loud and clear.
-Good. Well, thanks.

333
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:50,240
But some people choose to be there
for other humans as well as their work.

334
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,040
I mean, can you please just stop it?

335
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,960
And sometimes I like
to prioritize my fellow humans,

336
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,560
but I won't do that anymore.

337
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,640
So…

338
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,840
-How's Tiger been feeling?
-Well, he's struggling.

339
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,800
Okay.

340
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,160
Fuck, this is difficult!

341
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,440
What are you doing? Stop kissing ass.

342
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,120
-Ugh, shit!
-I'm not kissing…

343
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,480
Yes, you are.

344
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,880
-Listen.
-Uh-huh?

345
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,640
I'm not doing this anymore.

346
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,520
Right. Oh, okay.

347
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,520
-You've gotta apologize.
-I will not.

348
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,160
-Can't you just--
-If she wants to be a baby, let her.

349
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,800
-Please. I'm begging you.
-Jesus, Ama--

350
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,600
Uh, look,
sorry if I hurt your feelings, Mom.

351
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,600
Of course I want you
to stay with the business.

352
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,360
Thank you, sweetie.

353
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,920
Oh, that's good to hear.

354
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,640
-It's us three!
-Us three.

355
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,840
-Love you.
-Yeah.

356
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,120
Let's try this again.
These actually aren't that heavy.

357
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,120
Yeah. It's just how you carry them.

358
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,280
Exactly.

359
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,880
SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING.
I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH BAD DATES.

360
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,200
I KNOW THE FEELING.

361
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,000
NOT GETTING
ANY BETTER, THEN?

362
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:30,320
IF YOU ASK ME, TINDER SUCKS.

363
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:38,000
WANT TO TRY AND CHANGE THAT?

364
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,040
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

365
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:51,880
WANT TO TRY ONE DATE, ME AND YOU?

366
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,800
LET'S DO IT.

367
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,400
♪ Hey there, what you doing?
We should keep it moving ♪

368
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,720
♪ We don't gotta make plans
Let's get going tonight ♪

369
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,920
♪ All right, hang on tight ♪

370
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,360
♪ We can go to Frisco ♪

371
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,440
♪ Dancing at the disco ♪

372
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,920
♪ Light up on the floor
Like squares in the mirror ball ♪

373
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,800
RED OR WHITE?

374
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,600
BOTH.

375
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,480
-Hi.
-Hey, hi.

376
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,320
-Come in.
-Yeah.

377
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,520
-You can just push it.
-All right.

378
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,440
Yeah.

379
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,280
-Wow.
-Yeah.

380
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:07,960
Nice.

381
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,360
So… are you ready?

382
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,000
You were serious about strip ping pong?

383
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,560
Yeah. Uh…

384
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,240
Wait, did you think I was kidding?

385
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,280
-Fuck!
-No, it's…

386
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,840
Okay, so I'm very embarrassed right now.

387
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,640
Hey, by the way.

388
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,520
-Are you ready?
-Yeah, come on. Hurry up.

389
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,600
Don't rush me now.

390
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,720
-Okay, but I mean…
-Come on!

391
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,040
And…

392
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,600
Fuck, man!

393
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,840
-Okay.
-All right.

394
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,480
It's fine.

395
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,760
There you go.

396
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,240
-You ready?
-Yeah.

397
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,520
I'm gonna win
every fucking point from now on.

398
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040
That didn't count.

399
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,160
That didn't fucking count.

400
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,960
-Let's carry on.
-Okay, okay.

401
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,520
-Ah! No!
-It's your turn!

402
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,920
Finally! A-man-da! A-man…

403
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,320
Dammit!

404
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,360
Fine!

405
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,720
Damn. It's stuck.

406
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,280
I'm not falling for that.

407
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,880
-But it is stuck.
-Right!

408
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,040
It is!

409
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:52,920
There.

410
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,640
Can I…?

411
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,880
-Oh, boy.
-Yeah…

412
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,960
Is it your turn to serve?

413
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,240
Or we could…

414
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,240
Or we could do what?

415
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,120
I can't think of anything.

416
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,000
Never mind. It's okay.

417
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,280
-You okay?
-Uh-huh.

418
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,080
You good?

419
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,040
Is it…

420
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,160
Sweaty?

421
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,720
No. You're okay.

422
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,720
Should I shower?

423
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,920
There's no need.

424
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,000
I can if you wanna.

425
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,480
Uh, sure. If you wanna. But…

426
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,920
Only if you want.

427
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,720
-I want you to do what you want.
-Okay, but… Okay.

428
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,880
You don't need to shower.

429
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,880
-Hey.
-Sorry.

430
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,720
Hey, do not apologize.

431
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,080
-I think I wanna shower.
-Okay.

432
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,880
I'm sorry.

433
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,880
It's morning.

434
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,520
Just say if you… if you want me to go.

435
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,200
-Are you going?
-No, but…

436
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,600
If you want me to, just say.

437
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,240
Okay.

438
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,920
Right.

439
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,680
I just meant because…

440
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,160
I mean, because you…
you had a really long shower

441
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,120
and now it's morning.

442
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,200
You can just go.

443
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,600
Okay.

444
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,720
Are things cool with us?

445
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,920
Yeah, of course.

446
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,680
I mean, was it really that bad?

447
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,240
It was awful.

448
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,440
That doesn't have to mean anything though.

449
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,080
Message him now and suggest another date.

450
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,240
-No.
-Yeah.

451
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,280
You text him now. Just say hello.

452
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,320
Like nothing happened.
Just write something.

453
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,720
Okay.

454
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,960
-Like nothing happened.
-Yes.

455
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,640
Yes.

456
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,680
-What is it?
-I can't find him in the app.

457
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,560
-What?
-He's not there.

458
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,560
-He unmatched me.
-He didn't unmatch you, Amanda.

459
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,160
Let me see.

460
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,440
It's a bug, that's all.

461
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,240
You've just gotta turn it off and on. Mm.

462
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,560
Hmm.

463
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Nope.

464
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,280
Hang on. Um…

465
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,920
It's that thing that…
What's the word? It's just shit.

466
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,600
It's a shit app and sometimes
people disappear from your matches.

467
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,720
Hang on. No, he hasn't unmatched you.

468
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,800
Hey, where's Adina?

469
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,160
-Uh, she's working out.
-Okay.

470
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,160
-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

471
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,920
I'm just gonna grab something.

472
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,200
I was thinking… Um…

473
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,240
About the…
I've found a group therapy thing.

474
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,080
-For Adina.
-Perfect. That's wonderful.

475
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,600
I've been, um… looking into that too.

476
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,960
Um…

477
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,680
-What are you looking for?
-The special mug.

478
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,920
-What mug?
-The special birthday one!

479
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,920
Oh, uh, it's there.

480
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,600
Here.

481
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,480
Thanks.

482
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,920
It's a really nice
family tradition you have,

483
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,760
passing that mug from one person
to another for their birthday.

484
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,440
Amanda?

485
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,640
Hey. Hey.

486
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,320
You okay?

487
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,000
Hey…

488
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,640
Do you, like… Do you want a cup of tea?

489
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,080
You can sit in the love nest
and I'll bring--

490
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,400
Sit in the love nest?
No, I don't want to.

491
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,360
Right. Obviously not.

492
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,760
Sorry.

493
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,760
-Sorry.
-Hey, it's…

494
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,040
-Don't…
-I'm gonna go.

495
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,840
You could… Amanda?

496
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,640
Go away.

497
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,400
What?

498
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,640
You're a sex freak.
Leave me the fuck alone.

499
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,040
What are you talking about?

500
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,360
About the fact that you showed me
your dick and you ruined my life!

501
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,520
-I'm sorry.
-I don't want your apology!

502
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,840
My life's fucked!

503
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,560
Tomorrow is my fucking birthday.
And I… It's just gonna be shit.

504
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,760
So go away! Please, just go!

505
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,200
I know it's wrong, but…

506
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,480
I'm just so fucking lonely.

507
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,800
So what? We're all lonely!
Will you just leave me alone?

508
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,360
-Okay.
-I'm so sorry.

509
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,760
I'm sorry for yelling at you like that.

510
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,240
It's okay.

511
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,760
It's fine.

512
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,880
But hey…

513
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,200
Would you, uh…

514
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,440
like my number?

515
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,040
BASED ON THE NOVEL BY AMANDA ROMARE

