1 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,480 I hate that we have to do this here. 2 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,240 BOOK YOUR HIV TEST 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,200 So gross. 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,480 -When's your appointment? -Nine. 5 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,480 -In five minutes? -Yeah. 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,480 We really need to go through the budget. 7 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,960 Yes, absolutely. 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,240 Yes, yes. 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,840 -Wait, is that Instagram on your computer? -It's practical. 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,360 I don't know. 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,600 -Has he still not replied? -No. 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,680 Not since I asked what him what he meant by, "Thank you. Take care, Amanda." 13 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,400 That guy gives me very bad vibes. 14 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,880 Yeah, but two days ago he was good vibes. 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,800 Yeah. Well, I like everyone in the beginning. 16 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,680 -Does this look like herpes? -Yeah. 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,400 You're joking. 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,960 I'm sure it's just the stress. 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,520 -Or HIV. -I'd rather have fucking HIV than herpes. 20 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,640 Can you give me some gold? Please. 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,480 -What? -The cold sore medicine. 22 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,160 No way. I barely have any left, get your own. Or just ask Jabba. 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,400 But she refuses. Even people with genital herpes can't get it. 24 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,920 Well, that's terrible for them. 25 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,480 -Fuck, maybe I should get tested too. -For what? 26 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,520 For HIV. 27 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,800 You know, I tried on those shoes at the thrift store 28 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,440 when my heels were really dry and cracked. 29 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,880 -Should I call him? -Just forget about it. 30 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:35,840 Should I get-- 31 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,640 -Amanda? -Yes. 32 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,840 Hang on. 33 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,400 -All right. Good luck. -Yep. 34 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,160 DIARY OF A DITCHED GIRL 35 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,040 Do you think it's weird if I go speed dating 36 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,960 when I've just started dating Oscar? 37 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,520 No, absolutely not. 38 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,280 -It's not? -No, it's not. 39 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,520 Just 'cause he wants me to, um… 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,280 To butt fuck him. 41 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,840 This Saturday. And I feel like that means he's into me. 42 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,840 -Hang on, he wants you to butt fuck him? -I'm butt fucking Oscar. 43 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,080 -Whoa! -What? Is that weird to you? 44 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,440 No! No, it isn't. No. Okay, so… 45 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,000 -It's the G-spot. It's up there. -Okay, you were being serious. 46 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,560 Okay, that feels a little bit like a commitment. 47 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,720 -Kind of? -That's what I mean. It is a commitment. 48 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,000 So, he might be sad if I go speed dating, 49 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,160 when he's sort of… 50 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,280 like, given his butt to me. 51 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,280 No. 'Cause you're not doing it til Saturday, right? 52 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,640 -Yeah. The butt fucking hasn't happened. -Right. 53 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,440 That's where the line is. After the butt fuck. 54 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,080 Okay! It's after the butt fuck. 55 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,800 -You're okay with us being here? -Yeah. 56 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,480 -Yeah? -Why wouldn't I be? 57 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,640 Just 'cause your bartender works here. 58 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,280 -No. He works at Plan B. -Hi. 59 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,160 Yeah. But he works here too, right? 60 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,160 One beer. 61 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,000 What?! No, he doesn't. 62 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,000 Uh… I could be wrong, 63 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,080 but I thought I saw him here like two weeks ago. 64 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,040 -Like, behind the bar? -Yeah, behind it. 65 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,640 -Shit! Why didn't you say? -He's not here now. 66 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,520 Thanks. 67 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,080 Oh my God! How do I look? Quick, tell me. 68 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,200 You look really nice. 69 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,600 -Is it obvious? -Sort of. 70 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,840 But Amanda, you look really pretty. 71 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,000 You have a hair on your chin. 72 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,360 -Can you be more discreet? -Wait! 73 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,000 -Why do you have a beard? -I've no idea. 74 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,560 -♪ A-ha ♪ -♪ A-ha ♪ 75 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,920 -Wow! Incredible. -Okay, Amanda. 76 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,320 Come on, I mean you gotta… 77 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,760 You gotta meet someone tonight. 78 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,920 I just don't think it's possible for us to make a very good impression. 79 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Hey guys, have you done this before? 80 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,080 Never. 81 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,640 For God's sake, why are we doing this? Someone remind me. 82 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,840 -So you guys can meet someone serious. -Right, okay. 83 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,280 Coming from the only girl here who gets daily dick. 84 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,400 -So I know what I'm talking about. -Yeah. 85 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,080 I'm just worried that I'll have nothing to say, 86 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,320 and be like, "Hmm." 87 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,160 In that situation, what do I do? 88 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,920 -I've got a good feeling. -You do? 89 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,480 I've got a feeling we're gonna meet some hot boys tonight. 90 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,280 -Look, stop that! Give it to Adina. -What for? 91 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,160 Are you planning on whipping these guys? 92 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,400 You never know! 93 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,280 -Stop it, you! -Give it to me. 94 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,720 -Good luck smack! -Ooh! 95 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,600 One for you, and another. 96 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,560 -Okay. -Bye. Good luck. 97 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,960 Fuck. Me. 98 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,440 This could be fun. 99 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,000 -Welcome. -Hey! 100 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,360 Hey. What are your names? 101 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,040 -I'm Jabba. Lilleman, Ronja and Amanda. -Ronja. 102 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,360 -We're here to… -Yeah, we're on the clipboard. 103 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,480 Yep, you're here. 104 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,960 Um… Right. If you'd like to come through. 105 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,280 -Um… -Oh! Aren't we…? 106 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,640 -No. This way. -No? 107 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,360 -Okay. -Huh? 108 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,520 In here is the area for our straight daters. 109 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,840 Right… 110 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,080 Good luck, ladies. You'll do great. 111 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,680 Holy shit. 112 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:15,960 My work email is magnus.svensson3@malmostad.se, 113 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:20,640 because there are three Magnus Svenssons in my department at work. 114 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,640 Gosh. 115 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,760 So, the dog's also allergic to gluten? 116 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,280 Yes. And meat as well, so… 117 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,560 so I decided to get a Basset instead. 118 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,600 Do you know what a Basset is? 119 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,160 Help. 120 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,960 -It's a medium-sized dog breed. -Oh. I see. 121 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,640 -How long you been single? -For 15 years. And you? 122 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,760 Six years. 123 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,360 Six years. Mm, yeah. 124 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:45,880 Well, uh… 125 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,400 Twelve… years, actually. 126 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,080 So, you've crossed the line too. 127 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,320 Ten years or more, and you're really fucked. 128 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,320 People think you can come back from loneliness, but really you cannot. 129 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,440 Oh, shit. I gotta… Yeah. 130 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,080 We gotta… go. 131 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,360 -Mm. -My name is Jerker. 132 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,800 -Hey. -Hey. 133 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,960 This is… This is Lilleman. You're Jerker. 134 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,440 -Yeah, hi. -Perfect. 135 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,720 I'm Jerker. 136 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,480 -Sorry, girls. -That was total bullshit. 137 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,400 You know, 138 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,720 I think I've actually examined one of them at the clinic. 139 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,200 No way! Which one? 140 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,240 I think it was Jerker, actually. 141 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,920 I can't believe they have our numbers now. 142 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,080 -Wait, what? -They don't, do they? 143 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,720 Why would they have our numbers? 144 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,360 You didn't check any of the boxes, did you? 145 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,320 -You guys didn't? But… -You checked the box. Oh my God. 146 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,080 Amanda, obviously we don't give our number to fucking Dumbledore. 147 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,560 I wanted to be nice. I mean, you could've told me! 148 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,920 -No! -Ugh! 149 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,480 Well, it was nice of you, Amanda. 150 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,320 Okay, who wants an evening milkshake? 151 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,520 -I do! -Yes. 152 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,640 Let's do it. 153 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,920 If we can't eat cock, we'll eat ice cream. 154 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,920 -TAKE CARE. -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 155 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,960 -Yeah. -Amanda? 156 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:18,960 Milkshake? 157 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,560 No. Listen, I, um… 158 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,000 -What? -I'm going home. 159 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,760 -Okay. -Bye. 160 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,840 Bye. 161 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,640 Well… 162 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,600 YOU OKAY? I WOULD HAVE CHECKED YES TOO. MEET UP AFTER MILKSHAKE? 163 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,920 Who'd ever believe that? 164 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,680 Yeah. That's like, crazy. 165 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,960 Amanda! Hey. 166 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,680 -Hey. -How are you? 167 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,920 Good. How are you? 168 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,040 -Good. -Mm. 169 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,440 What, uh… I'm glad you're here. 170 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,840 What would you like? 171 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,720 Uh… an ale? 172 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,080 -Ale? -Mm-hmm. 173 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,320 Right. Or you could try a Herring Summer. 174 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,880 -What in the world is that? -A Herring Summer. 175 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,360 -Uh-huh. -It's a drink I myself have invented. 176 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,320 And tonight it's our bestseller. 177 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,760 -Well, I gotta have one. -Yeah. 178 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,160 -Yeah. -Let's go. 179 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,800 Listen, you won't be disappointed. It sounds gross, but it's not! 180 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:12,000 HAHA, I PROBABLY JUST NEED TO SLEEP. 181 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,560 BUT SEE YOU TOMORROW!! 182 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,120 Here. 183 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,880 I've been thinking about you a lot. 184 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,160 But you didn't reply. 185 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,160 Wh… 186 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,640 Uh… 187 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,160 Yeah. I, uh… 188 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,680 Sorry. 189 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,280 -I mean, it's not an issue. -No, I'm really sorry. 190 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,720 I was gonna reply, but I've been super busy and then… 191 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:49,120 I suck, I'm sorry. I'm best live. 192 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,600 Yeah. Oh, me too. I'm better live. 193 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,120 -Oh, yeah? -Absolutely. 194 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,240 Right. 195 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,880 Well, um… 196 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,360 So how about we do… live? 197 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,560 What? 198 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,920 I'm off at 2:00 a.m. 199 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,280 Sure, I can play Mario Kart till then. 200 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,200 So I'll see you then. 201 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,360 Yeah, sure. 202 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,760 See you later. 203 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:19,920 -You will. -Yeah. 204 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,680 Hey. 205 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:33,160 YOU CAN'T SHOW UP LOOKING HOT. I CAN'T WORK. 206 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,560 I'M LYING HERE FEELING… 207 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:02,080 I'M LYING HERE FEELING… OUTRAGEOUSLY HORNY FOR YOU. 208 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,280 YOU GOT MY IMAGINATION GOING. WHAT THE HELL? 209 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,480 ♪ Oh my life Is changing every day ♪ 210 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,000 ♪ In every possible way ♪ 211 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,640 HARD TO HOLD BACK WHEN I'VE BEEN WANTING YOU ALL WEEK. 212 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:26,920 ♪ And oh, my dreams It's never quite as it seems ♪ 213 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,520 I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR ME. 214 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,240 CAN'T WAIT FOR 2:00 A.M. 215 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,400 ♪ I've felt like this before ♪ 216 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,000 ♪ But now I'm feeling it even more ♪ 217 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,880 ♪ Because it came from you ♪ 218 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,560 I finally found it. It was in storage. 219 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680 Um… 220 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,640 THERE'S A PLANT CUTTING HERE WHO'S ALSO WAITING FOR YOU. 221 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,000 WHERE ARE YOU AT? WORKING LATE? 222 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,040 HEY, DON'T WANT TO PESTER YOU, BUT… 223 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,520 I'M GOING TO BED SOON 224 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 COULD YOU COME OVER? 225 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,840 THE BARTENDER 226 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,360 CALLING… THE BARTENDER 227 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,000 I'm unplugging the hall lamp. 228 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,960 The yellow lamp. 229 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,320 Unplugging the TV. 230 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,800 I'm unplugging… reading lamp one. 231 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,240 Reading lamp two. 232 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,560 Unplugging the blender. 233 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,600 Unplugging the coffee machine. 234 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,360 The stove is turned off. 235 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,560 Okay. 236 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,120 Fuck. Okay… 237 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,880 Reading lamp, hall lamp, yellow lamp, TV. 238 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,640 Reading lamp, window lamp. 239 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,640 Other reading lamp, other window lamp. 240 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,480 Blender. 241 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,200 Stove is off. 242 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,720 Okay. 243 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,320 Hall lamp, yellow lamp, TV. 244 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,960 -Hey. -Filip, I can't… I can't get out. 245 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,600 -The outlets again? -Uh-huh. 246 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,520 Okay. Let's see. 247 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,800 Uh-huh. Thanks. 248 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,480 -Morning. -Hi. 249 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,080 -How are you? -Fine. 250 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,240 Or, I don't know. That's a difficult question. 251 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,480 Are you feeling better about him? 252 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,960 -Okay. I get it. -Don't say that. 253 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,000 -What? -Don't say that. 254 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,120 -Say what? -That you get it. 255 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,320 You don't know what it's like to be single these days. 256 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,800 Jesus! Even if I had cancer, you'd still say, 257 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,600 "At least you have a boyfriend." 258 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,960 I've been single before, I'm just in a relationship now. 259 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,680 So stop with that shit. 260 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,520 Fixed it! 261 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,440 I spoke to Natalie. Looks like she got us some more work. 262 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:47,360 I told you money would come in. You just have to trust the cosmos. 263 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,360 So, what about the fire at the Fluff event? 264 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,720 -Was it electrical? -No, they think it was arson. 265 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,520 -They've opened an investigation. -An investigation? 266 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,200 -Yes. -They think it was done on purpose? 267 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,960 -They think so. -That's a fucked up thing to do. 268 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,480 Very fucked up. But hang on, what job? 269 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,480 It's that thing… fillers. 270 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,760 -Fillers. -It's fillers? 271 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,640 Or it might be called Botox. 272 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,720 Look, okay. Fine. Whatever it's called, we're not doing it-- 273 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,800 We agreed we wouldn't do stuff like that. 274 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,000 It's demeaning, so we're not working on it. 275 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,200 What did I say? 276 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,440 Fillers are demeaning to women. So, no. 277 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,120 Give me a break, for God's sake! 278 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,120 What's up with your generation? You're so damn PC, you know? 279 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,040 Surely it's a hell of a lot better that we earn money from this 280 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,600 instead of someone else. 281 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,040 -I think being yourself should be enough. -Exactly. 282 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,920 It is super important to be true to yourself. 283 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,200 And Natalie told me that they also have 284 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,840 goodwill projects where they perform stuff like cleft palate surgeries. 285 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,520 So, there you have your alibi, if you need one. 286 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,240 There. Done and dusted. 287 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,600 Mom came through. 288 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,000 I'm still not sure. 289 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,240 I think you need to get Tinder. 290 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,280 -Just stop it, will you? -No, I'm serious. Do it! 291 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,080 The people who use Tinder are brain-dead. It's a no. 292 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,920 Well, at least they get laid. 293 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,440 -It's hopeless. -Why's it hopeless? 294 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,400 Ugh. I mean, there's… 295 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,400 the bartender, you know. 296 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,680 You've gotta move on. He's a fucking douche. 297 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,320 -I'm in love. -What the fuck? 298 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,240 I love him. 299 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,360 Oh, come on, Amanda! You met the guy once. 300 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,880 Yeah, so what? I'm totally… 301 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,200 Adina, I mean, I wanna… 302 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,560 I wanna live with the guy, die with him, and be buried together. 303 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,520 What do you mean, be buried together? 304 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:35,120 I refuse to believe you can fall in love with someone after one date. Come on. 305 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,400 I feel so fucking betrayed that you didn't say anything. 306 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,360 I get why you didn't tell the other girls, 307 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,720 but to lie to my face about it and go see him… 308 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,520 Like, it's just pretty weird-- 309 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,000 -I'm sorry. I know. -We're really late now. 310 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,920 -We're ten minutes late. -We're half an hour late. 311 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,880 Did you bring your sketches so we can show him? 312 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,160 Hello, hello! 313 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,000 -Hey, munchkin! -Hey! 314 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,080 -Awww. -Hey. Aw. 315 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,920 -Gurra! Hello! -Amanda! 316 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 -Hello! -I've missed you so much. 317 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,480 -And I've missed you! -Hey. 318 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,960 -Honey. Hey, you look lovely. -Hi, Dad. 319 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,200 -Wow. -Oh, thanks. 320 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,640 -Your suit's nice. -It's so warm. 321 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,960 Did you make it yourself? 322 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,920 -It's a dress. -Yes, but there's a bathing suit under it. 323 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,600 -Oh, it's… Yes. -It's lovely and yellow. 324 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,560 -Hey, Paula. -Hey. 325 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,680 Hey, there. 326 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,040 -Welcome. -Have you eaten already? 327 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,800 Yeah. But don't worry, there's a lot of leftovers. 328 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,800 Take, uh… 329 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,400 Oh, right. Shit. It's not vegetarian, but I guess you can kinda pick around… 330 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,800 -I'm sorry. I tried to tell him. -I'll be fine. I'll eat the salad. 331 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,840 Well, once in a while you have to, you know… 332 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,840 Oh my God, what is that? 333 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,080 -Paula… -Come on, Mom. 334 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,200 -What? -It's herpes. 335 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,680 Right. Wow, this is just so nice. 336 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,200 -It looks fantastic. Really lovely. -Very well done, girls. 337 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,400 You're real pros. 338 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,840 Yeah, incredible. Look here, that's the stage. 339 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,400 Yeah. We've been thinking gold balloons and string lights for the stage. 340 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,720 Yeah, on the printouts you can see the balloons and the string lights. 341 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,120 -You could have birch garlands. -Birch garlands? 342 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,520 Yes. All around the stage, you know? 343 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,560 Oh, and an arch. 344 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,480 -An arch? For what? -Yes. For you. 345 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,600 I mean, I'm flattered. 346 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,240 I think it's important for the stage to look beautiful. 347 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:34,080 Because, you know, there's gonna be a lot of speeches. 348 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,400 -Ah… -Or maybe not! 349 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,960 -Will you just stop, please? -Hey! 350 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,360 -There will be. -Such a downer. 351 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,600 Oh wait, I was thinking about the sign. 352 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,320 The sixty sign, you know? 353 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,680 Right. Oh, you're right. 354 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:51,120 Uh… I saw a really cool sign when we were in Elsinore. 355 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,600 Here, look. 356 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,920 Super cool. 357 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,680 Yeah, look at the neon… 358 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,240 But this is made in a factory. You know? Like, it's store-bought. 359 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,040 It might be difficult. 360 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,600 Shall we just buy a factory-made sign? Is that what you want? 361 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,360 What? Nah… Really? 362 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,480 For God's sake, I'm useless at these things. 363 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,040 And you really wanted one of those, didn't you? 364 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,920 I was super… well, excited. 365 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 -Yeah. -To have a sign and stuff. 366 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,800 -Oh, well. -Or maybe… 367 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,000 Sorry? 368 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,720 Oh, sure. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll check it out. 369 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,720 No, really? 370 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,560 Oh, girls. That's so kind. 371 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,360 -I knew it! Thank you. -Aw. 372 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,800 -Come on, let's drink to that. -That's so great. 373 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,960 -Cheers. -So, here's to the sign. 374 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,880 Dad, we've heard this song a thousand times now! 375 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:58,040 That's the thing about these songs. You can listen to them a thousand times. 376 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,880 -No. -No! 377 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,040 Oh no! Oh no! 378 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,520 -Loopin' Louie flies again. -I did it! 379 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,000 Damn, not again! 380 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,480 -Very nice. -That's right. 381 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,200 Amanda saw the bartender yesterday. That Jonte guy. 382 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,800 -Really? -He's a bartender? Ooh! 383 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,960 "He's a bartender." 384 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,760 Oh, shit! 385 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,640 -Hey! No cursing. -Yes! 386 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,840 Is a bartender a good idea to date? 387 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,520 For God's sake! 388 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,800 -Ki…Ki… King of the air! -Woah! 389 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,040 What do you mean? 390 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,680 I just mean bartenders are constantly, you know, getting hit on. 391 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,160 They probably have the pick of the bunch. 392 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,480 -Yes! -Damn. 393 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,960 Perhaps you should find somebody more patient. 394 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,680 Someone who can deal with, you know… 395 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,360 if you show your true colors right at the beginning. 396 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,760 Well, I just mean that you wouldn't want to scare them off. 397 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,880 Yeah! 398 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,840 I'm the best, admit it! 399 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,520 -Do you guys wanna go again? -I wouldn't mind. 400 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,000 I think I'm too tired. Sorry, Gurra. 401 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,280 Are the beds set up? 402 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,520 Didn't you tell them about tomorrow? 403 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,880 My parents? 404 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,960 Right. Yeah, uh… 405 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,080 We've got visitors coming tomorrow. 406 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,800 What? They can't stay over? 407 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:01,480 No, of course they can. It's just that, you know, well, we're busy tomorrow. 408 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,600 Because they're gonna get here early. 409 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,040 I've already made the beds for them. 410 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,600 So… 411 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,720 -We'll stay next time. Deal? -God, yeah. It's fine. 412 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,080 -We'll just go. -It's been so nice to see you. Really. 413 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:21,160 "The liver breaks down around two centiliters of alcohol per hour." 414 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,800 -Please, will you drive? Say yes, say yes! -I don't want to. 415 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,600 Rock, paper, scissors? 416 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,960 Do you think Dad would visit us on death row? 417 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:39,880 What? 418 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,480 It's like since they moved away and our zip codes changed, 419 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,640 he doesn't care. 420 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,240 If we were gonna be executed, I think that… I guess… 421 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,520 the odds of him visiting are fifty-fifty. 422 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,920 Also, did you see they moved that photo of us? 423 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,240 Mm. 424 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,160 So, forty-sixty. 425 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,080 Did we drink too much wine? 426 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,200 Well, I mean, if you just focus on the road in front of you and-- 427 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,480 -Obviously, I'm already doing that. -Why are you getting so worked up then? 428 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,000 -I'm not worked up at all. -Just accept you're behind the wheel. 429 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,400 And go slow. 430 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,880 Can you keep looking? 431 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,520 Amanda, I am looking! 432 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,320 -No, you gotta look all around us. -There's no one behind us! 433 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,720 -I'm so stressed right now. -Stop stressing! 434 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,840 -Hey. -Hey. 435 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,120 I need a breathalyzer for a friend, for later. 436 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,360 Sorry. Try the Clas Ohlson store? 437 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,560 -I did. They're closed. -Maybe Autozone? 438 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,360 But I need it now. Can't you go check? Like… 439 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,000 -Please? -Sorry. 440 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,760 You can borrow mine if you want. 441 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,760 Sorry? 442 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,320 I've got a breathalyzer in my car. 443 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,120 Huh. 444 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,360 That's nice, but, um… 445 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,080 I'm okay. Thank you. 446 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,280 -I'm good. -Okay. 447 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,280 Are you sure? It's fine by me if you wanna… 448 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,480 -I'd love to, but I can't. -Why? 449 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,840 'Cause I've got oral herpes. Look. It's a cold sore. 450 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,760 Ah. 451 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,480 It's not sexual. It's hereditary. I got it from Adina. 452 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,680 -Okay. -It's active which means it's contagious. 453 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,880 It's… Yeah… Okay. So we'd better not share it. 454 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,800 -We'd better not. -Okay. 455 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,480 -Yeah. -But… 456 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,240 …like it made him feel sick. 457 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,600 He said I couldn't blow in his thingamajig. 458 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,840 -That's so lame! Because of a cold sore? -I know! 459 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,400 Fucking asshole. You should've sacrificed him. 460 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,880 Fucking Emil Wester. 461 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,280 ♪ …be our last goodbye ♪ 462 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,320 ♪ Carrie ♪ 463 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,640 -♪ Carrie ♪ -♪ Carrie ♪ 464 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,080 ♪ Things can change my friend ♪ 465 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,560 -♪ Woah, oh ♪ -♪ Woah, oh ♪ 466 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:02,640 -♪ Carrie, Carrie ♪ -♪ Carrie, Carrie ♪ 467 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,720 ♪ Maybe we'll meet a… ♪ 468 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,280 ♪ …again ♪ 469 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,200 Hey, you. 470 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,000 Come on, give me your phone now. 471 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,040 I'm downloading Tinder right now. 472 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,720 I really don't want it. 473 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,840 Yes! Come on. 474 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,800 You know, it's been ten years. 475 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,200 I'm screwed. 476 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,880 Do you want me to come with you to drop the van off? 477 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,160 No, you're good. 478 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,280 Are you really sure? You don't mind? 479 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,200 No, wait! 480 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,000 Did you survive? 481 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,160 Barely, Filip. 482 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,320 Why don't you stay over? 483 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,600 No. Thanks, though. 484 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,440 -You sure? -Mm. 485 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,080 Okay. Drive carefully. 486 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,920 -Call me when you get home. -Mm-hmm. 487 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,560 Ciao! 488 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,880 Stop it! 489 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,600 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 490 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,200 Oh, shit! Fuck! What the hell, Dad? 491 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,520 Hey. 492 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,560 Oh, fuck. 493 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,960 I'll get Tinder if this goes well. 494 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,880 I'll get Tinder if this goes well. I'll get Tinder. 495 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,960 -Good evening. -Hey. 496 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,080 Your license and vehicle documents, please. 497 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,680 -Okay. -Here. Please, blow in this. 498 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,680 BASED ON THE NOVEL BY AMANDA ROMARE