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Hey!

2
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What are you doing? Stop.

3
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-It's closed. Come back later.
-But I left my jacket.

4
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-Your jacket?
-Yeah. Can you open the gate?

5
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Do you work here?

6
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-Yeah, of course.
-Okay.

7
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I forgot my keys, so…

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Just wait a second.

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-Jonte!
-Yeah?

10
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-Come outside.
-What is it?

11
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-There's a girl here, says she works here.
-What?

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Ah.

13
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Uh…

14
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Yeah, she's new.

15
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So, we're good. Okay?

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-Come with me.
-Mm-hmm.

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What was your coat check number?

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Hmm.

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Gosh, what was the number? Um.

20
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Uh, thirty-something? I don't remember.

21
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What does the jacket look like?

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It's leather,
blackish blue and it's short.

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Okay.

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Uh… So, I think…

25
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-Is this it?
-Yes!

26
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-It is?
-It is.

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Okay.

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I actually found this one
next to some beer barrels.

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Like it had been hidden.

30
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-How very odd.
-Yeah. Weird, right?

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-Who put it there?
-I don't know.

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Anyway, it's uh… It's lucky it got there.

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-I know.
-Here you go.

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-You should put a GPS tag on it next time.
-Mm-hmm.

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Or, you know, you can also get
these, uh… these little tickets.

36
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So, we both stand here,
and you give me your coat to hang up.

37
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-So that's how it works! Wow, so cool.
-Yeah, I know. It's really clever.

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-Well, now you know. For the next time.
-Yes. Right.

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-Know the way out?
-Yeah.

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-Cool.
-But, hey…

41
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Hmm?

42
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Do you want my number?

43
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Yeah, 'cause seeing as
we work together as colleagues,

44
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it'd be really good for team building.

45
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Or like, if you're ill,
then you can just let me know.

46
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Uh-huh. Oh, sure.

47
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-I think my phone's in my jacket, but…
-Ah, okay. No worries.

48
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Maybe you could write your number on here?

49
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Sure.

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Amanda.

51
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-Amanda.
-So…

52
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All right.

53
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Uh, thanks.

54
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You'll have to call me.

55
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Mm-hmm. I will, yeah.

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-Will you tell the boss if I don't?
-I sure will.

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DIARY OF A DITCHED GIRL

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Here, listen.

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"It was the feints and the nice moves
that were more important than winning."

60
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"The stuff like,
'Oh, yo! Wow! Look at him!'"

61
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"You had to impress everybody
else with tricks,

62
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so you had to practice all day long
until you were the best player there."

63
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Zlatan!

64
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I mean…

65
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Red light. Mom.
Oh my God, it's a red light!

66
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What are you doing, Mom?!

67
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It wasn't red.
It was… dark yellow.

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It was blood red, Mom. Fucking hell!

69
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You can't just play God like that.

70
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Just 'cause you gave us life,

71
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doesn't mean you can do
whatever the fuck you want.

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-Adina, I mean… Chill!
-You're fucking dangerous.

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And they only go red
when you girls are with me.

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-What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
-It's just really strange.

75
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And you do know that the road signs
and all those traffic lights

76
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are just recommendations?

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Mom, can you pass the electrical tape?

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Listen to this.

79
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"I would often sleep with the ball,
working out new tricks

80
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I could try the next day."

81
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"It was like a movie
that just wouldn't stop playing."

82
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That's nice.
I thought you dumped the consultant.

83
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-Yeah, so?
-Why are you reading his favorite book?

84
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Because it's very good!
I've got my eye on someone new.

85
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Oh, right.

86
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What are you doing?

87
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It's a cocktail shake... Never mind.

88
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-Oh, right.
-Do you have the tape, Mom?

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-For God's sake. Can you help out, please?
-Huh? Stop yelling at me--

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-You've done nothing at all to help.
-Well…

91
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-Come on, Monika! Electrical tape.
-Yeah, well. There.

92
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Was it weird to say I work there?

93
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Yes.

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Come on. Give him some time.
It's been like, what, a day?

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A day and a half.

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-Mom, time to fireproof.
-We gotta fireproof, Adina!

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-Adina, time to fireproof!
-That's what I just said.

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"A cable is a fire
that hasn't happened yet."

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Fuck you.

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Mom, what're you doing?
Are you taking selfies?

101
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Yeah.

102
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I've got a date with
My Sexy Tiger tonight.

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-You do?
-Yes!

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Even though the consultant
was a complete asshole,

105
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I'm glad I got to be naked
with someone, you know?

106
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Come on, guys. Can you help out, please?

107
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We really need
the installation to be perfect

108
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so they actually pay us next time.

109
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-What's going on here?
-Oh, hey!

110
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-Oh my God, he messaged!
-Hey!

111
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Jesus fucking Christ. So, yeah…

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Tonight is the launch
of a brand of ethical…

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HOW ABOUT A 2-PERSON KICK-OFF?
ENSURING JOB SATISFACTION?

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YES! BOWLING FOLLOWED BY…

115
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All the feathers
in your down blankets come from geese.

116
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Unfortunately,
they're plucked when still alive.

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BOWLING AND TEAMWORK EXERCISES?

118
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Their legs are cut off while
they're still alive. It's fucking awful.

119
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But here, we have
blankets that are locally made,

120
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so they're not imported from China…

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I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
WHEN I'VE CHECKED WITH HR

122
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'Cause nearly all other
down blankets are made in China.

123
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Adina! Can we talk for a second?

124
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He said he'll "get back to me."
What does that mean?

125
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I don't… What?!
How would I know? Seriously, Amanda.

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-I've found a video.
-Really?

127
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-I wanna see! Come on!
-No, I'm too scared!

128
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-He looks so hot!
-So show us!

129
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Ah! Oh my God, cute!

130
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-Look at you! He's hot!
-His hair's shorter now.

131
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-Like, he's very… He's…
-Okay.

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The Scientologists reported you
for abuse and theft.

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-Do you have any comments on that?
-Yeah. Look...

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All I did was try to get some evidence
for the world to see what was going on.

135
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So, you see, I had to
punch my way out of there.

136
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-But it was really just self-defense.
-Are you saying you were brainwashed?

137
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I mean… For real, man.

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Like, anything, like, goes there.
They normalize the craziest behavior.

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It can happen to anyone.

140
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Damn.

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It can happen to anyone, right?

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That probably, uh, happens a lot.

143
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Ugh. That's really not good. Shit.

144
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It was a little… unexpected.

145
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But hey, he's got
the most incredible hair, I mean…

146
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But he's had a haircut.

147
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You know what else gets normalized
in these situations? Those shirts.

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Yeah, but he has a totally
different style now, so…

149
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He dropped the cult style, huh?
Right?

150
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No, stop it!
I really don't think it's that big a deal.

151
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-Yeah, absolutely.
-Uh-huh.

152
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It's totally fine
that he was part of a crazy cult, right?

153
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Hmm?

154
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There were really good vibes.
People were trying your duvets…

155
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It was a really great event,

156
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and we're really stoked
with this collaboration.

157
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Oh, well, that's great.

158
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-See that it pays? That little extra?
-Yeah.

159
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Right. Well, that little extra.
I wanted to talk about that too.

160
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'Cause the sales figures
weren't what we hoped for.

161
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Oh, really?

162
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Yeah. Fluff only managed
to sell one blanket.

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-Oh, what? That's so strange.
-Oh, wow.

164
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And I'm afraid that means
that they can't reimburse you.

165
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Oh, no. That's… That's cool.

166
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Like, we knew they weren't gonna pay,
but why didn't they--

167
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No, I'm talking about, uh,
the material costs that were added.

168
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-What?
-Uh, the bed and the lamp too.

169
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Hmm.

170
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Mom, stop that!

171
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You're saying
we have to pay for the additional costs?

172
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You were the people doing the PR.

173
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-Our role is just to build stuff, not…
-Exactly.

174
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Thing is, our order was really simple.

175
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Your "order" was
a bit boring, don't you think?

176
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Cut it out!

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Choosing to do a more
expensive installation was your decision.

178
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Okay.

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You said you liked our ideas.
And that you supported them.

180
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-But now you just…
-I really did.

181
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But the results weren't what we hoped for.

182
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You don't get it. We're going
to have to get rid of this place.

183
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Oh my God. Calm down.

184
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What're we gonna do?
We have no money.

185
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We'll have to traffic ourselves.

186
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Sell our bodies for sex. It's a good thing
we're close to the border.

187
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Oh, Adina! Would you just stop it?

188
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It's gonna be fine.

189
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Trust me.

190
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Your phone's ringing.

191
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"My Sleeping Tiger." Why not "sexy"?

192
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That asshole never showed up.

193
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I got so angry
that I renamed him "My Dead Tiger."

194
00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,240
But then I thought,
"No, that's a bit harsh."

195
00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,000
So, I changed it to "My Sleeping Tiger."

196
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,240
Mom, I think it's good he didn't show up.

197
00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,680
I think you should downgrade him to
"Leave Me The Fuck Alone Tiger."

198
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,320
You may be right.

199
00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,760
I mean, you know, because the energy
from all the men you sleep with…

200
00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,760
It remains in your uterus.

201
00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,880
So, it wouldn't be a bad idea
to have higher standards.

202
00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,440
Wait, what do you mean?
How long does it remain?

203
00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:31,400
Oh, it stays in there forever.
That crap is stuck in you forever.

204
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,400
Just imagine what I'm carrying around.

205
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,360
-Oh, come on!
-What?

206
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,400
-That's not fair, Amanda.
-What?

207
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,080
You didn't tell me
you were gonna dress all fancy.

208
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,440
Well, I have to. Right?

209
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,520
You look so good. I love it.

210
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,080
-You brought flowers for Dad?
-No, for the bartender.

211
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,000
Of course! He's gonna be blown away.

212
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,880
He'll love it.

213
00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,080
You never tell me I look good.

214
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,640
-Yeah, I do.
-Right.

215
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,960
It's okay. Really.
I've just realized that… you don't.

216
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,640
What are you talking about?
You're so pretty, like, it's obvious.

217
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,400
And Filip says it to you all the time.

218
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,840
-Look, it's okay, really. Forget it.
-You're so beautiful.

219
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,880
It's…

220
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,040
no big deal.

221
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,920
Did Dad say what he wanted? Hmm?

222
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,200
-Uh, he just said, "Dinner."
-Mm.

223
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,200
-Well, it's nice of him to visit.
-Yeah, it is.

224
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,240
My God!

225
00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,560
-I forgot to say.
-What?

226
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,760
You look incredible!

227
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,280
-Oh, you asshole. Fuck you!
-Yeah?

228
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,760
You look incredible.

229
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,520
COD LOIN CAPRESE
SALTIMBOCCA ALLA ROMANA

230
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,520
TOMATO SOUP WITH PESTO
PRAWN SALAD

231
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,080
I think the soup for me.

232
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,640
Look, have whatever you like.

233
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,320
Okay? Oh, it's my treat, of course.

234
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,880
-That's very nice.
-Yeah. Thanks, Dad.

235
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,600
I'll get the prawn salad then.

236
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,240
I'll get the same,
but with goat cheese.

237
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,880
Are you sure?

238
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,680
The cod fillet is really good.

239
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,400
The prawn salad
sounds really delicious though.

240
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:18,120
-Yeah. And I'm still vegetarian.
-Of course. I know that, but…

241
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,040
Well, as you wish.
You choose what you want.

242
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,360
Mm!

243
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,000
Hey, those are beautiful flowers.
Who are they for?

244
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,240
Huh? Come on, tell me his name then.

245
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,280
Jonte. Jonathan.

246
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,640
That's a great name. It's reliable.

247
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,200
I, uh, dated a Gun-Maj once.

248
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,800
You know, that's actually
why I ended up breaking up with her.

249
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,160
-That's awful, Dad.
-I'm still ashamed of it.

250
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:49,280
There was a guy in my class
whose name was Jan Lennon.

251
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,160
-You've gotta be kidding.
-No. His name was Jan Lennon.

252
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,920
-Jesus.
-I'm rooting for Jonathan.

253
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,040
-What does he do?
-He was a Scientologist.

254
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,840
Ooh, how exciting.

255
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,040
Uh, I have to take this call.

256
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,440
Uh, sorry.

257
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,200
What did you do that for?

258
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,640
-Hi, honey.
-Do what?

259
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,920
-Don't steal my bread.
-You've got it all!

260
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,600
I had to go to Malmö for some… meetings.

261
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,080
Mm-hmm. Just some, uh…

262
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,520
errands.

263
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,000
No, no. Just for the day.

264
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,160
I'm going home to Gustav later and then
I'll drive him to his tennis practice.

265
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,560
-Yeah. What? No!
-Bread?

266
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,400
-Oh, for God's sake.
-Yeah.

267
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,920
-Thank you.
-Is yours good?

268
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,360
Yeah. It's really good.

269
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,400
Yeah, do that and call me later.
Yeah, I love you too.

270
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,120
Yeah… Yep.

271
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,120
I love you, baby. Kiss, kiss.

272
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,560
Paula… says hi, of course.

273
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,000
-Mm.
-That's nice.

274
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,000
Yeah, it is.

275
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,760
I mean, it looks like we should…

276
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,240
should talk about
the elephant that's in the room.

277
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,280
Oh, come on!

278
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,400
-You both forgot my birthday?
-Oh!

279
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,720
I thought I'd celebrate my 60th in style.

280
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,800
Oh, yeah. Sure.

281
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,400
-Get everyone together for a big party.
-Nice.

282
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,720
Sounds good.

283
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,560
Problem is, of course,
that I'm no good at these things.

284
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,320
I find them stressful. So…

285
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,680
Do you think you would consider
helping me out with some of it?

286
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,440
-I mean, sure. We can definitely do it.
-Right, yeah.

287
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,240
Aw. You're the best.

288
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,280
Thank you.

289
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,000
I couldn't do it otherwise.

290
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,160
So where are you meeting him?

291
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,200
-The Taproom.
-Nice.

292
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,400
Feels safe, you know?

293
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,800
-In case he's a weirdo.
-True.

294
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,640
He's not gonna be weird, I mean…

295
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,600
Like, those people who have left
those white supremacist groups,

296
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,840
they usually start working in anti-racism.

297
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,560
-I bet he'll be like that.
-Oh?

298
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,520
I'm sure he's a good guy.

299
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,280
-Is that common?
-Oh my God, yeah. It's super common.

300
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,400
-Oh.
-Yeah.

301
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,480
I've just bought him a beer.
Is that too much?

302
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,640
-No, I think that's thoughtful.
-Okay.

303
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,600
Hey, maybe I should
skip the flowers then, huh? Or…

304
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,120
No, I would have loved that.

305
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,360
Wait, you mean
the flowers or the beer or…?

306
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,880
Um… both.

307
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,840
Okay. I've just got normal lager.

308
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,160
-Was that… Was that stupid?
-Everyone likes…

309
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,000
-Filip, wait!
-We can't be late for our laundry slot.

310
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,400
The laundry room is one minute away.
Please stay one minute?

311
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,720
-He wants to use the steaming thingamajig.
-Okay, yeah, but…

312
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,800
When he gets here, like,
do I hand him the beer or just leave it?

313
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,360
-Uh, I'd leave it on the table.
-Yeah, hand it to him.

314
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,240
Okay.

315
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,000
I think there's something in your hair.

316
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,400
Where? Shit, he's coming.

317
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,360
-Hello.
-Hey.

318
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,480
-Hey. How are you?
-Good. You?

319
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,640
Yeah, I'm good.

320
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,400
It's nice that I can bring all this.

321
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,440
'Cause there's no coat check here.

322
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,960
I did see a loudspeaker. If you…

323
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,080
-Ah.
-Mm.

324
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,080
-Um, is this for me?
-Oh, uh-huh.

325
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,320
That's so… nice.

326
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,160
I mean, we're colleagues now,
so we should, you know, like…

327
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,840
Uh-huh. That's right.

328
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,520
-Do nice things for each other.
-Yeah!

329
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,400
Um… But I'm afraid the company policy
says I can only offer one beer.

330
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,040
-That's no fun.
-Right?

331
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,040
Yeah.

332
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,360
Hey, I invented a new drink last Friday.

333
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,280
-Really?
-Uh-huh. It was the bestseller.

334
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,400
-Hey!
-Yeah.

335
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,600
That's great!

336
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,680
Yeah, it was great, actually. Thank you.

337
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,080
And easy to make too, so…

338
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,640
It was a shot of gin,
one of, um, apricot brandy…

339
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,000
-Mm-hmm.
-Uh, agave syrup, lime, mint…

340
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,000
IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY HAIR?

341
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,320
SALAD DRESSING? RIGHT SIDE.

342
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,280
…some lemonade.

343
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,800
Uh…

344
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400
You okay?

345
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,280
-Has something…
-No.

346
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,360
No?

347
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,520
But it was really just self-defense.

348
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,040
-You were brainwashed then?
-What?

349
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,760
Uh…

350
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,160
You've seen the interview?

351
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:43,880
Oh, yeah.

352
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,320
Fuck, I've gotten so much shit
because of that one stupid video.

353
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,760
I mean, everything I said
was completely taken out of context.

354
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,800
Sorry. It's just, to be honest, I was…

355
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,080
I was in a very dark place
when I was recruited.

356
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,040
And the stuff about the violence…

357
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,400
I just wanted some evidence
to show everybody how crazy they are.

358
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,600
But everybody knows that.

359
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,480
Sure, but, uh…

360
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:13,440
People might not know… just how bad.

361
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,920
I brought you these.

362
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,960
Really?

363
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,400
That's, uh, very-- Oop. Oi.

364
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,200
They're, um...

365
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,840
lovely.

366
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,400
No, they're ugly as hell.

367
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,520
Yeah, but…

368
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,440
They go really well in here.

369
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,720
-That's exactly what I thought!
-Oh, really?

370
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,440
Well, that's really… sweet. Thank you.

371
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,120
I, um…

372
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,680
I got you something too actually.

373
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,280
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

374
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,160
-What are we doing?
-We're just gonna, uh…

375
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,160
I mean, don't be scared.

376
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,720
-"Don't be scared"?
-Yeah, it's safe.

377
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,520
-So, what are we doing?
-I mean, we just… gotta be quick, okay?

378
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,600
Here, take this. Your gift.

379
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,040
-You're joking?
-No!

380
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,640
-What?
-Let's do this.

381
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,280
-But where? Here?
-Oh, yeah!

382
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,640
-Okay. Put it down.
-Oh my God.

383
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,800
-This is insane.
-Oh, come on!

384
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,560
-Here, right now?
-What? Yeah!

385
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,920
Then, uh…

386
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,960
Okay, these are top quality,

387
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,080
so as soon as they're lit,
we gotta run like crazy, okay?

388
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,840
-Wait, wait, wait.
-What? What is it?

389
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,040
-What? No, are you bailing?
-Will you bring it?

390
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,160
-No.
-Huh?

391
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,120
-Just bring it.
-Okay. I got it.

392
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,440
-Where are we going?
-Just wait and see.

393
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,480
-Okay.
-Oh my God!

394
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,600
-Where are we going?
-We're doing it there.

395
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,160
-Now I'm scared.
-There.

396
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,520
Fuck, yeah! We've gotta do it here!

397
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,160
-Are you game?
-Oh, yeah!

398
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,040
-Are you?
-I'm game. Fuck, yeah!

399
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,400
Fuck you, Fluff!

400
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,800
You're the psycho, not me!

401
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,560
Oh, shit.

402
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,160
Oh my God!

403
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,160
♪ Do what I want 'cause I can ♪

404
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,440
-Oh my God!
-Oh shit!

405
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,000
Fuck.

406
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,840
Let's go. We gotta get outta here
before the cops show up. Run!

407
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,720
♪ Because I'm gonna ♪

408
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,200
♪ Hate to say I told you so, all right ♪

409
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,200
Whoa!

410
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,720
You're crazy.

411
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,960
That's a little weird.

412
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:54,920
Huh?

413
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,080
There are people dealing over there.

414
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,680
We should keep walking.

415
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,440
-Yeah, keep walking.
-Yeah.

416
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,760
You good?

417
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,120
Uh, yeah. I'm good.

418
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,800
-Long time…
-Yeah.

419
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,960
You good?

420
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:18,480
We, uh… used to hang out
a long time ago when I wasn't good.

421
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,000
Oh, I see.

422
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,920
During your Scientology period, right?

423
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,840
Yeah… No, before that.

424
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,240
I, uh… tried a lot
of different stuff during that time.

425
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,560
-Like what?
-The usual stuff.

426
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,160
Weed, MDMA, heroin.

427
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,600
Mm. Heroin?

428
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,280
Yeah, but…

429
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,560
It's not like I'm a junkie, you know?

430
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,440
-Come on. Don't, like…
-That's what all junkies say.

431
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,560
-"I'm not a junkie, it's just heroin."
-Yeah.

432
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,160
Maybe, but, uh…

433
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,600
a friend of mine OD'd,
so I stopped all that.

434
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,360
-Like, right away.
-Shit, that's awful.

435
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,880
But look…

436
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,440
Um…

437
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,800
Well, to prove to you
just how harmless I really am,

438
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,080
I could invite you over for a…

439
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,160
a cup of chamomile tea?

440
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,760
Zero caffeine.

441
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,560
-Is that an herbal thing?
-I think so, yeah.

442
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,320
-What, and I'm just supposed to trust you?
-Are you serious?!

443
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,720
-Really?
-I have…

444
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,960
Uh…

445
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,920
I have water too, so…

446
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,560
I love water.

447
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,280
I'm out of water,
so we'll have to drink wine instead.

448
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,600
That okay?

449
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,400
-Sure.
-Yeah?

450
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,920
It's a real relief to see
you don't bring your work home with you

451
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,920
at the end of the day.

452
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,560
Yeah, it's very important to me. Very.

453
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,400
-I can see.
-Uh-huh.

454
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,600
So, this is me.

455
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,640
-Very nice.
-Thanks.

456
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,440
-A little messy, but, uh…
-No.

457
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,280
What's all this?

458
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,520
They're my, uh, friends.

459
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,480
-They're your friends?
-Yeah.

460
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,600
Um, this one here is Petronella.

461
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Rikard.

462
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,920
I'm being serious.

463
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,440
Maybe I need to get rid of some of them,

464
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,360
but you get close, you know?

465
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,120
It's weird.

466
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,120
-I can help with Rikard if you want.
-Mm.

467
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,880
Rikard's actually my favorite.

468
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,720
Um…

469
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:49,320
But, um, we can have shared custody?

470
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,920
How do you turn the lights out?

471
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,240
You just…

472
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,560
…do this.

473
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,880
I think
it's nighttime for them as well.

474
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,800
Oh, yeah? And they've had
a really long day.

475
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,600
So, they should really get some sleep.

476
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:41,280
Isn't there a workplace rule that says
colleagues can't sleep with each other?

477
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,920
-It's a little tight.
-A little.

478
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,680
You okay?

479
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,160
-What is it?
-No, nothing.

480
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,800
I'm just thinking about the heroin.

481
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,880
What?

482
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,320
-Wh… What do you mean?
-Yeah.

483
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,560
What?!

484
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,640
What about the heroin?

485
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,880
What, like… No, I didn't…

486
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,880
I didn't use hypodermic needles, so it's…

487
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,880
But, um…

488
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,280
We can use a condom.

489
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,080
If you want.

490
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,480
-Do you?
-Uh, yeah.

491
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,280
Shit.

492
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,160
Sorry, I guess that was…

493
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,400
a little too quick, maybe.

494
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,280
It was just so…

495
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,880
-Same here.
-Oh, yeah?

496
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,520
-It was…
-Same here.

497
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,320
Nice, right?

498
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,520
You're really beautiful. Do you know that?

499
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,880
Fuck! That's just my, um…

500
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,320
It's just my roommate.

501
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,400
I share this apartment.

502
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,040
No, no, no, no, it's fine. You're good.

503
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,160
-You think they heard me? Oh my God!
-No, definitely not. Don't stress.

504
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,720
-It's not like they're my parents.
-Stop it!

505
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,280
Why? What?

506
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,000
It's cool.

507
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,280
This is when I beat you at Mario.

508
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,960
At Mario?

509
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,640
I don't think I have the energy.

510
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,200
I get it.

511
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,760
I'm just tired.

512
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,680
But could we, I don't know…

513
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,600
watch a movie or something?

514
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,680
And we can chill?

515
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,760
Hey, you're welcome to stay.

516
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,560
♪ Down, down in my bones ♪

517
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,840
♪ Somewhere I'd never have known ♪

518
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,000
♪ Right at the back of my head… ♪

519
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,600
THANKS FOR A GREAT CONFERENCE.

520
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,440
THINK WE TOTALLY NAILED

521
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,120
THE TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES

522
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,840
♪ …'Cause you talk to me
And it comes off the wall... ♪

523
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,800
I guess it's a little strange,
but nothing major.

524
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,080
He just used to be a Scientologist.

525
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,320
You don't need to focus
on stuff like that. It's not important.

526
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,400
That's true.

527
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,280
It feels like…

528
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,560
I just feel drawn to him
on a whole other level.

529
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,480
Oh, I know what you mean.
Look, attraction isn't in the mind.

530
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,160
It's in here. The body.

531
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,720
Exactly!
It's all over our entire body.

532
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,040
Yeah! Ooh.

533
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,000
Good.

534
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Oh, and there's another
little… you know, a thing.

535
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,400
He used heroin for a small time.

536
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,360
Wait. What the fuck? Huh!

537
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,920
-What's going on? Are you listening to me?
-The Tiger cancelled again.

538
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,680
Well, Mom thinks
it's all just minor details, so…

539
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,680
Yeah, classic minor detail. Heroin.

540
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,760
I AM ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ

541
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:10,480
BUT I STILL FEEL
THERE ARE THINGS WE NEVER GOT AROUND TO.

542
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,680
MAYBE WE SHOULD SCHEDULE
A PLANNING DAY SHORTLY?

543
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,240
-What the fuck is that?
-It's just the building.

544
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,000
Uh, Amanda?

545
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,760
-Mm?
-Amanda, can you come here?

546
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,880
Now, please!

547
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,200
Oh my God, shit!
There are bugs. Quick, help me!

548
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,760
They're in the tree!

549
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,280
Get something!

550
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,360
Get some hairspray or something!
Bring something to use as a weapon!

551
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,360
Anything!

552
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,560
I told you not to bring in
a dead tree from the park!

553
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,520
No, dammit! Amanda, help me!

554
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,120
-They're everywhere!
-Is he ditching me?

555
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,600
-He wrote, "Take care."
-Amanda!

556
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,200
BACK AT YA. TAKE CARE.

557
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,800
BASED ON THE NOVEL BY AMANDA ROMARE

558
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:31,280
♪ My baby does so much panicking around ♪

559
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:38,400
♪ And lately, I cannot talk her down ♪