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MUSIC: 'abcdefu' by Gayle

IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...

Returns... We're back!

It was just all fake, all the re-coupling speeches.

No, it wasn't fake. It was, it was.

You're not letting me talk. No, I don't want to talk.

Oh, my days, bro.

With what I know now, I would have picked Poppy, innit?

Me and Megan had a kiss on the terrace.

From her, I would have expected more.

# I was into you But I'm over it now... #

..romance...

Cheers to staying out of the drama. Forever, yeah, I hope so.

I like him.

..and repercussions.

# A-B-C-D-E F-U... #

I really haven't been feeling you, to be fair.

Listen, honey, I am what I am. That's why no man wants you here.

I always stay true to myself. No man wants you in here.

Grow up. You're so immature.

Yasmin's just the most irrelevant girl I've ever met in my life.

Piss off. # A-B-C-D-E F-U. #

Tonight... They're going to the Hideaway.

..love triangles...

We could be in trouble after tonight.

It's a risk you gotta take sometimes.

Send her ass back to the other villa.

She's such a sneak bitch.

And you...

"The public have been voting for their favourite girl and boy."

..have your say.

"Those with the fewest votes will be at risk

"of being dumped from the island tonight."

# Just a guy and a girl

# Couple strangers in this room... #

IAIN: Like all cabbies, Ben has opinions.

Most are very reasonable - the moon landings were fake,

the Prime Minister's a shape-shifting lizard,

Iain Stirling deserves a BAFTA.

But some of his ideas are a bit over the top.

He was saying how I've come out of my shell because of him.

He said, "People only like you in here because of me." What?!

I know that's not true. He's lost his head.

They was a nobody a week ago. Nobody.

Yeah, but what's happened? Piping up, bro.

Always trying to have her say.

Shall we go over, or no? No, don't, don't, don't, don't.

Not every day you get a connection on the first day.

You've got to explore it, which I've done.

No-one can say I haven't tried it. Yeah.

I said to you lot, I've been planning to explore it with Yasmin.

They think they're relevant, bro. They try and pipe up all the time.

That little group there, they was literally nobodies a week ago.

What's he saying? "That little girl group there..."

We're irrelevant. Rubbish.

And now, all of a sudden,

all of them start piping up to everyone out of nowhere.

Yesterday, with Melly here,

Shakira comes running over to get her say in. Why?

Why has Shakira come and got her say in?

Look, you're in an unfortunate situation,

but if you keep saying more, you're just gonna make it worse, bro.

Yeah, just hold it down.

No, but I just don't get, like, just the way he reacts...

He just does the wrong thing at the wrong time. He's not a bad person.

It's not that deep, to be honest. I'm not that arsed.

I just said to him, "I'm not a sensitive person,

"and I'm also avoidant attachment, so I'm kind of fine."

And also, don't make me look stupid.

He obviously had been saying stuff to the boys

that I didn't know about. What's going on?

Sorry, are we relevant enough for you guys to come over here?

Oi. Fill us in. Oi. D, what was B saying?

Honestly, just...

TONI: Words were coming out, but nothing was being said?

Yeah, he was going on a tangent. I was just really confused.

He's got no other vocabulary, to be honest.

I said to him, I was like,

"I'm trying so hard to be nice to you right now,

"and it's taking everything in me

"to not say something bitchy because I'm not a nasty person."

And he just kept being, "Show your true colours!"

If anything, it showed his true colours

because the way he was speaking to you wasn't nice.

I wasn't that emotionally invested, to be quite honest.

I wasn't sat there crying about it.

But at the end of the day, he can't really be doing that.

Not really the climax I was hoping for at the end of that relationship,

but here we are now.

IAIN: Harry and cabin crew Helena broke up ages ago,

but hey, never say never cos Harry did book an open return.

Do you want to talk to me? Or are we still not talking?

No, we can go for a chat. Yeah?

Yeah. Let's go and talk over here.

Ooh. Oh, yeah, he said he was gonna have a chat with Helena.

Ooh. Ooh.

I-I-I get it. What?

No, he just wants to try and be friends with her

cos obviously, the other day, it was a little bit heated.

The last thing they said to each other was she said,

"I can't be friends with you." Yeah.

How about you? You were chatting to Helena for ages, weren't you?

Yeah, I was, mate. How did that go?

Good. Do you know what? It's just nice...

Although she's chatting to Harry now.

Oh, shit, I didn't know that. Yeah, it is what it is.

Yeah, I just wanted to talk to you.

Obviously, you've been away for a while,

you've had a couple of days... You've had the long away day.

Sleepover club.

And then you've come back with, er, your man.

Another 30-year-old. You know how to pick them.

But I know... Don't find a 30-year-old round here.

I think, obviously, since coming back from over there,

coming into here, and she sees him again,

and the emotions spark up again. Yeah.

But I think she's a little bit reserved with being hurt,

like, her wall's a bit higher

than what it probably was when she came in here.

She's a top girl and my main priority,

so I'll just keep going and seeing how we get on.

I think the main thing was, for me, like,

that you didn't wanna be around me, and you couldn't be friends with me.

Like, I think that just hit me really hard because, like,

you've been a massive part of my whole experience,

and I didn't realise, I think,

how many feelings and emotions were involved from both sides.

Cos that really cut me up.

And, like, I let it all out, and I think then, obviously,

you went away for a couple of days,

and I've obviously been spending time with Shakira and that.

Like, I wanna be around you.

Actually going away for two days, like, cleared my head massively.

Like, I feel like I needed that.

Oh... are you breaking up the chat?

How's it going? Hello, darling.

Yeah, is that all right? Oh... with Emily, yeah?

Yeah. This was a good chat, though.

Come on, then, Emily. Come on, darling.

You look unreal tonight, by the way. Oh, thank you! You look lovely, too.

Go on, Tommy! We've literally done wife swap.

We have literally done wife swap. Wife swap.

I know. That's what everyone's saying to me.

I don't know, it is quite hard,

coming back in here and seeing you and, like, Shakira.

Obviously, you're doing so right by her.

That hurts me,

to think that you just didn't have that in you to do for me.

Yeah, I get it.

I don't know what's round the corner,

but, like, right now,

I'm enjoying spending time with her, and, like, yeah, it is going well.

I'm not gonna compare it to what we had.

It's just annoying,

because I just want us to be back at how we were before. Mm-hm.

And it's like, is it gonna work, us just being friends?

Because if I've still got feelings for you,

like, I'm just gonna get annoyed.

Mm-hm. Yeah. You know I just like being around you.

But I mean, like, I don't, like...

I feel like if I want you, I want all of you.

Like, I don't trust wanna be your mate, do you know what I mean?

It's, like, all or nothing.

I don't really know how we leave this.

But I don't think now's really the right time

to chuck my hat in the ring.

So, are we... are we, erm... are we being friends,

or are we on eggshells still?

No, we can be friends. It's just, like...

I just don't think we are gonna be friends, though, do you?

Obviously, I have said nothing but good things about you.

I just... I can see when someone's genuine,

and I love it when someone carries herself so well. Mm.

You're exactly my type,

and you tick all the boxes in terms of what I look for in a girl,

so I had to come and chat to you while I had the chance,

before one of the other boys come and grab you!

So, no... No, like, the way you act as exactly like

how I'd want someone to treat me.

Now I think I've come to, like, my senses,

where I do just want that... Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Like, that's my main priority, before anything. Yeah.

It's just knowing I can sort of trust someone. Of course.

I'd literally say you're probably one of the most mature boys

I've ever met, really.

Really? That's a bold statement!

No, honestly, though, that's just something I look for in someone.

Yeah, of course, yeah.

So, ladies, I think the biggest thing I missed today was you, Alima.

Did he pull you, or did you pull him?

I pulled him. Just because, last night,

I was the one who stormed off the conversation. Yeah.

So I thought it's only fair if I go and speak with him.

Was there no apology whatsoever?

No, he never gave me an apology. I'm not expecting it, to be fair.

Harrison had told me that him and Remell were in the bathroom,

and Remell was basically saying how he regrets

not taking Poppy back here.

GASPS Wow.

I know you've already made your decision to end things,

but just, like, I want you to know that, of course.

Yeah, yeah. That's him in the bin. Like, never, ever again.

I think, at this point, I don't even wanna be friends with him, or civil.

I don't believe anything that's came out of his mouth.

Even, like, the re-coupling speeches, that was all a lie.

Like, I don't believe anything, and...

Well, what's done in the dark comes to light,

so we were gonna find out regardless. Exactly.

And I hope people can... Exactly.

..people can see, like, that it was all, like, fake.

# What a way to turn a best friend To an ex-friend

# It was me and you... #

IAIN: It's been tough for our cabbie.

I tried talking to Ben,

but, honestly, he drove me round the bend!

Then up a hill, then dropped me off at my house,

although he did knock off a fiver, so I'm 100% Team Ben.

# Cos I told you That he caught my eye

# But you had to go And stay the night

# And turn a best friend To an ex-friend... #

Was he kissing you last night? No, not last night.

OK. But, like, he's acting like he was, like,

the love of my life or something.

And I was like, "Ben, you're not that special to me. No offence."

The way he's gone about your situation, I'm like,

"Oh, fuck, is that gonna happen to me?"

But you have to test it. I gotta be honest...

The way he didn't hear me out,

and he never apologised to me, he justified it...

That is me. I'm like, "Mm..." Yeah! Exactly.

This is so fucking weird when you really think about it.

We've literally wife-swapped. Literally!

# What a way to turn a best friend To an ex-friend

# It was me and you... #

We'll see what happens, innit? I'm just gonna be true to myself.

If me being present is me moving mad, so be it.

He's back in the bed tonight.

I think one night on a daybed's good punishment.

I'm gonna be the bigger person and sleep in the same bed as him,

but that doesn't mean absolutely nothing. Yeah.

# You know this ain't the West End Stop your acting

# I can see right through... #

Well, good night, everyone. Night!

# Won't be missing yooooou

# So don't call my phone

# In five years' time

# Thinking some apology Gonna change my mind

# Girl, you turned a best friend

# To an ex-friend And that's the truth

# Yeah, you turned your best friend To an ex-friend

# Won't be missing you. #

# I wake up every morning In my own bed... #

IAIN STIRLING: Alima's not feeling chatty this morning.

Talking of which, I've just found out that on this show,

I'm paid by the word.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

really did not know that. Really.

How are you feeling, Alima?

EMILY LAUGHS How did you sleep, Yas?

Yeah, I slept all right, to be honest.

I think I just needed to sleep things off.

Good morning. ALL: Morning.

Ayy. What you telling me, my boy?

Did youse dream of strawberry picking last night?

Yeah, I was just frolicking through the fields all night long.

LAUGHTER

# I don't ever, I don't ever

# Hardly ever really Think about you no more... #

I might wear this one, I've found the string now.

Yes, Tone!

How was it last night? It was decent, to be fair, mate.

# I don't ever, I don't ever

# Hardly ever really Think about you any more... #

Here's your drink. HE MUMBLES

These boys fucking do their coffees quick, don't they?

I think the only thing people could disagree with me

is calling her irrelevant, which I get.

I understand I shouldn't have said it,

I said it out of the heat of the moment. Yeah.

But everything else, I handled perfectly.

Yeah, man. I'm done. Yeah, man. Irie mon.

If you're both done, you're done, innit?

# But in the middle of the night I can still see you vivid

# One little slip And now I've got to relive it

# Oh, but I don't ever, I don't ever

# Hardly ever Think about you no more

# Think about you no more. #

Good morning, bitches. Good morning.

One person I will not take shit from, it's Ben.

He's always the one being like, "Oh, she needs to be humbled,

"she needs to be this, she needs to be that."

He needs to be humbled. He needs to be humbled.

His fucking head is the size of Mallorca, for fuck's sake.

THEY LAUGH

When I was over there in the kitchen,

I couldn't hear the whole conversation. Yeah.

But I could just hear you saying, like,

"You're irrelevant, no-one likes you," things like that.

It shouldn't get personal.

She was getting joy out of trying to push it out of me.

She kept going over the same thing.

Yasmin, who's put 2p in her to come over and start piping up?

Just cos her ego's hurt.

How are you feeling, boy? Yeah, I feel all right, man.

Probably chat to Emily today.

I did walk away, and I felt something,

so definitely see where it goes.

IAIN: Helena wants a chat with Harrison.

Ooh, I've got an uncle Harrison that just made a soft porn movie

where he sleeps with an entire village.

Good old Harrison "Scored".

Do you want to go to the hammocks? Me and you?

Yeah. Yeah, come on, let's go.

How are you? I'm good. I'm great, actually. How are you?

How was your date yesterday? Yeah, no, it was actually nice.

Do you know, every night, I'm thinking,

"OK, I'm gonna pull Helena tonight."

You never do, though. You never pull me for chats.

I don't want to get involved in little triangles

and stuff like that, do you know what I'm saying?

Where's the triangle?

Well, I feel like you've got numerous boys

after you at the moment. I'm not feeling it.

Not feeling it? No. He's not my type.

I feel like he's just very serious all the time.

What, you just don't feel like you want to rip his clothes off?

No, not at all. Not at all?

No. Literally not at all.

Do you feel like that with me? Yeah, a little bit.

A little bit? Bro. Can you stop with these answers, please?

Sorry, you're asking for a lot. I never ask you questions like this.

You can ask me questions, I don't mind. I'll answer everything.

Do you want to rip my clothes off?

OK, shit, yeah, I can't answer. Gone all shy, sorry!

THEY LAUGH

No, like, obviously, you know I fancy you. Mm.

I think that's obvious, do you know what I'm saying?

Good luck, Helena. May the best woman win.

Are you OK?

You just came back with a man, go get to know him,

don't get to know mine.

Have you and Harrison had a chat,

like, where you're at in the sense, like...?

I mean, we're not closed off by any means. No, no, no.

He didn't pull her. No.

If he pulled her, it would be different. Yeah.

He didn't. No.

Yesterday was really good, so he'd be stupid to fuck it up. Exactly.

But they do, girl, they fucking do. Yes, the fuck, they do.

They fucking do.

I didn't frolic through a fucking strawberry field for nothing.

I know. What's this?

Oh, just situations. Obviously, like, Toni and Harris...

Obviously, that over there is not fun for Toni.

Obviously, he does have a connection, by the looks of things.

I'll be honest with you,

I think she's what he'd go for in the outside world.

Blonde? Not blonde, just, like, her personality.

Let's not forget the comment originally

was that he'd had the best chat with Helena. Mm.

And then he backtracked. Yeah.

Shakira, stop putting demons in my head.

I'm not putting demons in your head. She's just being realistic.

I don't want you to look like a mug.

I just see that he's still invested in other people,

and I don't want you to be all in for him.

HELENA GIGGLES

I think I've made my decision. What?

You want to go to the Hideaway? Yeah.

And then just see how things pan out, innit?

I feel like Tone's not gonna be happy, though.

IAIN: That villa's so crazy right now,

I asked ChatGPT to explain what's going on, but it refused.

Apparently, processing the data

would use up all the water in the ocean.

And now Yasmin's making a move on Giorgio.

Giorgio, do you want to go for a chat? Sure.

Do you want to go fire pit? Yeah, let's go.

Yeah? Yeah, your posture is phenomenal.

I know. How are you? I'm very well, thanks. How are you?

Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

I feel like I haven't spoke to you much.

I feel like I've not spoken to you either.

And obviously, there's a lot that's been going on the last few days.

It's been very busy. I know, I was gonna say.

How have you been, settling in here, in this circus?

Do you know, the other day, we were sat

and where I saw you sat up, I actually sat up myself.

SHE LAUGHS That's what everyone says.

I actually sat up. I was like...

I was like, oh, my God, your posture is actually making me sit up.

Yeah. Literally everyone says that. It's crazy. That's so funny.

But, yeah, I've been good, settling in nice.

A lot of drama, obviously. Oh, yeah, of course.

How's things? Completely ended now with you?

Yeah. Things have kind of completely ended with Ben last night. Yeah.

For me, it was a case of, like,

I wasn't that emotionally invested into him, so it's not as if, like,

I was sat there, like, really upset and butthurt about it. Yeah, yeah.

But I don't wanna settle for someone that I'm not all-in for,

because that's not fair on me, that's not fair on the other person.

Yeah. Do you know, I'm very much the same.

I'm very picky with the types of girls

that I see something with moving forwards. Yeah.

So I very much feel you on that.

I think being picky is such a good thing. Mm.

I'd rather be picky than settle for every person that comes my way.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah. The biggest thing for me is if...

if I feel like I can get on someone

and I know they'll get on with my family.

Yeah, definitely. What about yourself?

Kind of a similar thing, to be honest. Yeah.

Like, looks-wise, I really don't have a type.

Like, I've never been in a relationship before.

Ever? No. How old are you? 24.

For me, it's because I'm quite self-sufficient.

You surprised me the most when I came in. Oh, really? Yeah.

And I think this could potentially probably be the first chat of many.

Yeah. No, I agree. Yeah. Yeah.

No, but I like you, and I think you have a good vibe to you as well.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I think you have got incredible posture.

BOTH LAUGH Thank you.

But you are lovely as well. Yeah.

My chat with Giorgio definitely went better than I was expecting.

He did say that I surprised him.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but, yeah,

I guess we'll see where things go.

How are you? Fire pit?

Huh? Fire pit? What, you wanna go talk?

Do you like the shorts or no? Cute.

Yeah? Thanks.

I like the bikini, too. Thank you, thank you.

Why do I feel like I'm in trouble,

and I'm walking into the headmistress's office?

How was your chat with Helena?

HE CHUCKLES Yeah, it was good, man.

I don't really have much more to say than that. What was it about?

It was a good chat. Erm...

I think she's been wanting to pull me for a few days

and just speak about where my head is at with everything.

She expressed that she's going to end things with G.

And she has to tell you that?

Well, no, it just sort of came up in conversation.

She just said that she just wasn't really feeling it,

and then that's about it.

She asked about you. And you said?

I said things are going really well.

Obviously, like I said to you,

I'm still open to getting to know her. Erm...

But at the same time, obviously it's gonna take a bit

because I feel like I do like you.

I hope so. "I like you too, Harrison."

SHE LAUGHS

I'm waiting for it. You know that already.

But I keep fucking hearing from Shakira

that I'm gonna end up looking stupid.

Why does she keep saying that, though? I don't know.

And it's getting in my head, and now I'm bothered. Really?

Yeah. But what's she saying, though?

That I need to watch out, and I shouldn't be all eyes for you

because you're not all eyes for me.

I wasn't worried about you and Helena speaking until she made me.

I'm gonna go grab her and see what she's saying,

because I don't like how she's getting into your ear.

Oh, she's getting into my head, I'll tell you that much. OK.

Well, I'll go grab her.

Shakira.

Come here, you. Like the bikini.

Shut up. HE LAUGHS

What are you up to?

Well, I've had Toni pull me cos she says she's bothered

about things you're saying to her,

and I feel like it's not really needed.

Em was just saying that she thinks you and Helena

have a good little connection.

I agree. You think? Yeah.

And what, you don't think the same with me and Tone? I'm not sure.

I don't know. I just like, didn't really think anything of it

until she made me think something of it.

And I would rather have her like,

say positive things to me, not negative.

I don't think she's trying to do that, Tone.

She's trying to look out for you, but I get it -

she doesn't need to keep saying it.

I just think you're selling her a dream. How?

I think you actually fancy Helena. Yeah, I fancy her, yeah. Yeah.

But I fancy Toni as well. As well?

Yeah. How much?

Cos I feel like she, in her head, thinks you really like her.

Like, she's like, "Third times a charm, der, der, der.

"He knows where home is." But she's not really...

I just don't want her to mug herself off either.

Cos I said like, speak to him, she's like, "Harrison!"

She's not really let me know that though, you know?

I don't necessarily know where her head stands in terms of

if G was a bit of her, I think...

But he isn't, Harrison.

She's only got eyes for you, you know that as well,

that's my concern.

Yeah, but I don't think that's a concern,

that's just how she's feeling at the time,

do you know what I mean?

Just be open. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

As long as you are not... sowing seeds.

Just be transparent about it, though.

Harrison, he needs to be better at communicating

because he's trying to tell everyone and keep everyone sweet,

and it's gonna blow up in his face,

cos as soon Helena and Toni have a chat, he's fucked.

YASMIN: You OK, Tone?

What has he said to you?

Helena would be someone he would be willing to get to know

because of whatever, this, that, and the third.

So he didn't say to you that he has a good connection with Helena?

He said good connection not that he likes her.

And that it's flirty and that, yeah, he likes her,

they get on, they have a lot in common.

No, I said, "What did you guys talk about?"

And he said that she's ending things with Giorgio. Yeah.

I said, "Why the fuck is she telling you that and not him?"

Why do you think? No shit.

He's not done anything wrong,

I just feel like he's just not telling you how he actually feels.

Yeah. And he was like... AS HARRISON: "I didn't pull her."

Yeah, but she wouldn't have pulled him if there was nothing there.

Yeah. AS HARRISON: "So are you mad at me?"

They have a good connection that he's gonna explore.

That's what we're supposed to do cos we're open.

Yeah.

Not that I really expected her to, like, tell me

that she was gonna pull him, like, I wouldn't have said no.

Yeah. She could have just said something to me beforehand.

I don't think she has the loyalties to you to do that, though.

Like, you aren't the best of pals. Do you know what I mean?

I would do it to her.

I think he's trying to keep you sweet a little bit, Tone.

I'm not about to let some little boy break my heart. Yeah.

I haven't spoke to him in ages,

and then when I had that chat with him then, like, get really giddy.

Like, I never get that with G. MEGAN: Yeah, no.

Do you know what I mean? Like, he's just so serious.

He was like, we can go into the Hideaway later this evening,

and then we'll go from there.

HE LAUGHS

Hideaway Helena for a reason. Yeah, you love the Hideaway.

I'm not worried about fucking Helena.

# I surrender... #

IAIN STIRLING: The atmosphere in that villa's chilly.

I haven't seen this much open hostility

since they found a rib eye steak in my pocket

at the Margate Vegan Food Festival.

I'm sorry, but tofu just doesn't fill me up.

I'm thinking, like, man... Look at the beds here, yeah.

How many couples are actually...? No. No good, no good, decent.

BOTH: No good, no good. No good. No good.

Decent. Fucked. Mad, innit?!

Helena, are you sort of, like, deading things? Yeah.

Or just saying, "Like, talk to the other girls?"

It's just not there. Yeah.

# Feels so close When you're next to me

# Feel so high... # What about you, Harrison?

No, I'm gonna have a few chats tonight. My boy.

LAUGHTER About time, innit?

About time you're off the leash. About time I turn up, innit?

Everybody, welcome Harrison to the villa.

THEY CLAP

# Oh, I, I

# Oh, I I see hatred in your eyes. #

Go on, what's the plan, H?

Obviously, stay between us boys, innit? Yeah, obviously. Yeah, yeah.

Helena... Hideaway. Yeah, tonight?

Yeah, I think tonight's the night, boys. My boy.

You've gotta get cracking, mate. I think so, bro.

She's got no interest in Gio...

I mean, obviously she wants me, but H...

LAUGHTER H is all right for now.

You've got the head start, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah.

And he's wifed-off now, innit, so he can't do nothing.

How are you gonna deal with Toni?

I'm not even gonna think about that right now.

We will worry about that later. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Deal with that later. She's gonna be fireworks.

You need to speak to Giorgio. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

Why do I feel nervous? Cos you feel bad, that's why.

You feel guilty. Just say you're not feeling it.

Go on, girl. Believe in you.

Do it now, cos you'll never fucking do it otherwise. Yeah.

I think a weight will be lifted off your shoulders if you just talk.

He knows it's coming anyway. Love you. Love you. You've got this.

Is she coming to pull you, G? Probably not.

She is probably gonna get her drink. Yeah.

You wanna go for a chat? Yeah. Go on, Gio.

Oh. She's gonna finish it now. Oh, my God.

How are you? Yeah, good thanks, how are you?

You look nice. Thank you. Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

What's the matter? Feel like you got something on your mind.

Just wondering how you're feeling.

Obviously still want to get to know you, and just see how things go.

I'm just taking it steady, just relax, chill, see what happens.

Why, what have you got on it? LAUGHING: Why...?

Why are you saying it like that?

I feel like you have something to say. Yeah.

I just started thinking about everything, obviously, like...

Obviously, I do think we get on really well. Mm.

That's the reason that I brought you back,

but I just don't know if, like,

that romantic spark is there for me, j... like, right now.

I don't know, like, obviously we shared a bed together

four nights in a row.

Like, in here, you should know, by day four, how you are feeling.

And I just don't really know, like... Yeah.

I think we get on so well, we could talk about literally anything.

Yeah, that's cool, I get it. No worries at all.

I hate having conversations like this.

Oh, it is what it is, innit?

All right, I'll let you get back to the girls.

Oh, come here.

SHE CHUCKLES

I'm in it because of you, anyway, so... I know.

Welcome. Thanks for that, yeah.

Here's your present. Thanks for that, see you later.

SHE LAUGHS

Giorgio took that conversation on the fucking chin.

It was one of the easiest "I'm not feeling this" convos

I think I've ever had in my life.

And then, we kinda just had a hug and went on our ways. It was fab.

Right, H, now you're set. Let me see... One final look.

Let's go, my boy.

Let go.

CLEARS THROAT

If you don't kiss her, you're sacked.

Saying nothing, G. THEY CHUCKLE

What did he say? Say nothing? Yeah.

LAUGHTER

He's gotta walk past Toni as well, Toni's sitting there. Yeah.

All right, girls? Hello. Helena, do you wanna come with me?

SHE SQUEALS

SHE LAUGHS

I've been waiting for this one. Turn it up.

Go on, the boys. Good timing, that, mate.

Oh!

Quick, let me see Toni.

Hey, don't... Don't look to the left. Oh, my God.

Don't look to the left. It's an awkward one. Eugh!

They're going to the Hideaway.

SHE WHIMPERS They're going.

Right in front of Toni, right in front of Toni,

right in front of Toni. Fuck off.

Toni. Burn it. How do you feel? Burn it.

LAUGHS

Toni's fallen on the floor, look. Toni's fuming.

Not bad, not bad. What did you say?

I just said, like, "I spent four nights with you, now,

"and I think, in this type of place, four nights is enough time

"to spend with someone to know whether you, like,

"you're feeling it or not." Yeah.

How have I gone the whole day with someone I'm in a couple with

and not even spoken to him? Yeah.

What, you just don't get that urge? No.

Just not feeling it at all? No.

To be fair, same with me and Toni, you know?

It's been nothing, you know what I'm saying? Mm.

But when we go to bed and stuff, it's, like...

It's just like a peck, and just roll over to sleep.

It's like fucking marriage. Yeah. No, it is,

like an old married couple, man. Honestly.

Was it Harrison that pulled Helena? She just got up. Yeah?

He got up and pulled her. I told you.

You all right, girls? Yeah.

Room for a small one? Yeah. In jorts.

Hey, honey. If they... If they kiss, is that it done for you?

Yes! OK. The fuck!

Seven-year age difference, that's weird.

Send her ass back to the other villa.

LAUGHTER

Girl, we're all girls at the end of the day. No, she's weird.

Like, she keeps it to her chest, like she is not said,

"I'm interested in getting to know Harrison."

Ew, she is such a sneak bitch.

I don't wanna get involved,

but I'm going to have to if she keeps speaking like that.

She can't fucking speak about Helena like that.

He pulled her, though. He asked her to go for a chat in the Hideaway.

We're gonna walk out to a shit storm.

You think so? Yeah.

We haven't done anything, though. Yeah, I know, but she's...

You know what Toni's like. She's gonna be absolutely fuming.

Oh, no. We could be in trouble after tonight.

That's a risk you've got to take sometimes.

Are you willing to take that risk, though?

I've got nothing to lose. SHE LAUGHS

Yeah, true. It's all me, innit, to be fair?

HE LAUGHS No, it's true, man, but I'm happy.

# I don't got no self-control

# With all my mind and all my bones

# My eyes are like two black holes

# Self-destruct is all I know I got no self-control... #

Mate, oh, my God.

Can you tell I was nervous to do that? No, were you?

Really? Yeah. Were you nervous? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?

Yeah, I don't know what was going on.

Was you actually nervous? No, no, no...

THEY LAUGH

Let me just have a minute, please.

# I can't control myself... #

I don't know if she's gonna come at me or you.

I feel like it's been a long time coming, honestly.

I feel like I'm happy it's worked out this way,

you know what I'm saying?

# I don't got no self-control... #

Right, come on.

HE SIGHS Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Are you scared?

No. You are, aren't you?

Right, I'm going right. OK.

Do you want to go and speak to him, Tone? Are you gonna? No.

You've got a bit of red lipstick on you. Do I?

LAUGHTER

Do I actually? Yeah, a little bit.

Swear down? Where? On your lips, there.

And on your teeth. On the top.

Anyway, just talk to us, bro.

How was the kiss? We didn't kiss.

Yes, you did. We kissed. Nah, we kissed, we kissed.

I feel like it's been a long time coming, bro, honestly.

Stop looking. Sit back. Where's your lipstick?

Go on, Helena. What?

Where's your lipstick? Have I what?

ALL: Where's your lipstick? Oh, fuck off.

It does look a bit smudged. What?

Yeah, there. She had a kiss. I can see it.

Good kiss or not? Yeah, it was a good kiss, bro.

It was a good kiss, a good kiss, good kiss.

What has that experience kind of told you

about where you stand with Toni? Or is it the same with Toni now?

Bro, I think I'm feeling Helena. What, more?

Yeah, a little bit, bro, yeah, a little bit.

Just instantly, like that? You've been feeling it for a minute.

Yeah, I've been feeling it for a minute, bro.

Helena, get to the important stuff. Obviously, we've just had a kiss.

Was it good? What was he saying, though?

Like, this has just been long-awaited,

and he doesn't really know what he's feeling with Toni at the moment.

You've just been called a bitch, a weirdo.

Who's said that? Toni? Toni's been shouting her mouth off.

The thing is, I get where she's coming from

because it looks like the timing of it is really bad,

when she had a date yesterday.

Helena, are you gonna speak to her if she pulls you? I wouldn't.

No, let her speak to... What is there to say?

Let her speak to Harrison first, it's not your problem.

You think I should pull Toni? Go and grab her now.

Fire pit.

Harrison's going over there... Shh, shh!

Oh, God!

Let's go fire pit. HE CLEARS THROAT

You're dead.

What's up with you? You're weird for that.

What do you mean? You're fucking weird for that.

What... What do you mean? You and her - weird.

Weird, like how? Like, what...? Why'd you have to do that?

Do what? Go there.

I just wanted to talk to her.

MIMICS: "I just wanted to talk to her."

You could do that fucking anywhere!

I told you why I did it. I told you earlier, though.

No, you didn't tell me anything about that.

What, that I was open to getting to know other people?

There? But I feel like if we was to speak here...

If I was going to the Hideaway with someone, I would've told you.

I don't want everyone saying it when I'm having conversations.

I'm sure. You're hiding something. What am I hiding?

I'm not fucking stupid.

OK, well... I don't wanna argue.

But, obviously, when me and Helena were in there, we did have a kiss.

Hope you enjoyed it.

Is that it? That's it.

But I don't know why, like, you're in a mood with me.

Cos you're weird and sneaky. How is that sneaky?

We just went on a fucking date yesterday,

and you're already going to the Hideaway with another girl

and kissing her.

And she's sat there in my fucking face,

after I said that I liked you, like everything was sweet.

Is she fucking stupid, though? You can like the same fucking boy.

I'm in the same fucking house.

Obviously, I'm gonna be sat in front of her.

Where does she want me to go? Fuck off.

Toni, listen to me. I understand... What?!

I understand it was bad timing, but at the end of the day...

No, sit down, sit down. Sit down. No. No, no, no, no, no. For what?!

Toni... just have a conversation. I don't want to!

Don't walk off. Why are you walking off?

Because you're stupid! Just have the conversation.

Oh, my God, sure, let's have a fucking conversation.

I said I didn't go into the Hideaway to kiss her.

But you did it.

Thought, out of respect,

I should come to you and tell you straightaway.

Oh, my God! If you respected me, you wouldn't have gone in there.

So, where do we stand now? Over it.

We're done? So you're telling me if I came to you and told you

I was gonna take her to the Hideaway...

Would've been a little bit better.

..then everything would've been cool?

I have to sit here and fucking watch you,

and then look at everyone else look at me like I'm some fucking idiot?

And she literally sits there in my fucking face and smiles at me!

You're weird! That's not nice, that.

Toni, Toni, shut the fuck up. Don't tell her to shut the fuck up.

What is she on about, smiling at her?

We live in the same fucking house!

She came back about the date, said she liked him, and you smiled...

And you said, "Aww! How cute!" Hang on a minute...

He took me to the fucking Hideaway, mate!

Fuck off. Weird.

I have an issue with the both of you.

No, it's me that you have an issue with.

# What does she give you That I couldn't...? #

So, the chat's done?

# Well, I would've... # Fuck sake.

# Might be brutal... #

Weird fucking bitches.

Go on, strut your stuff.

Walk down your fucking catwalk. Both of you.

# Was it worth it? Are you proud?

# Did you really think That I'd forgive you now? #

IAIN STIRLING: I'm surprised Toni and Helena don't get along.

They've got loads in common -

they're both strong independent women,

they both like Harrison,

and they both can't stand that woman in the red dress.

Come on, let's go.

EMILY: Look what you've fucking done.

HARRISON: It was just one kiss.

Hi. Hi.

I'll start off with this.

If the same thing was done to you, why would you do it to me?

Harrison took me to the Hideaway. Helena...

..you sat here yesterday, helped me get ready for a date,

cheered me on, why do you need to go to the Hideaway and kiss him?

It's not my fault he took me to the Hideaway and kissed me.

OK.

It's not.

Realistically, outside of here, do you think you're gonna have

a relationship with a 22-year-old that lives in America?

I think you're deeping it too much.

We literally just went to the Hideaway and had a kiss.

Like, obviously, I've not thought about that at that moment.

How was the kiss, Harrison? Decent, to be fair.

SHE LAUGHS

Best kiss since I've been here.

SHE GASPS French?

Best chat since you've been here.

And you're gonna sit here and ruin my good thing

because you don't have one?

I'm not ruining your good thing, babe.

Like, we went on a date fucking yesterday.

I'm not gonna fucking not speak to somebody because you two

went on a date yesterday.

Says more about you.

The thing is, Helena's not one to argue.

She'll let you argue with yourself. Yeah, thanks.

And Toni don't want that, she wants all guns blazing.

But you think there's, like, intent behind this

but there actually isn't.

Like, we're just exploring what we've got,

and I'm sorry that it's come out like this.

You don't seem very sorry.

I didn't wanna upset you, but obviously I have. No shit.

So I apologise for that.

I can't really apologise for the kiss

because obviously we both wanted to kiss in that moment.

Thanks for ruining a good thing, girl.

Really.

She's leaving the conversation there.

SHAKIRA: Do you wanna go for a chat? Me and you? Yeah.

CONOR: Oh, he's getting it from all angles.

What'll gonna do? Try and get into his head?

Why is she always getting involved? so boring.

It's so fucking 22-year-old behaviour.

See, like, why is she getting involved? I just don't understand.

SHAKIRA: I just don't know what fucking planet you're on.

HARRISON: What do you mean? I said to you, "Do you like Helena?

"Do you have a connection with Helena?"

You were like, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You didn't say fuck all like that to Tone. On my life I did.

I told her that. I told her that. You didn't. You didn't.

I don't understand what fucking planet you're on.

You've not even fucking apologised to her.

Obviously, it'll upset the girl.

You knew what reaction it was gonna have.

No, I... No, no, no, no. You sit here and say to my face now

you didn't know that was gonna upset her.

It's the finger-pointing at eye level as well.

I didn't know. She's not told me how she feels about me.

Bullshit! How am I supposed to hear it from you?

So, you're telling me you didn't know that she liked you?

I don't know, she hasn't told me, how I supposed to know? Bullshit.

I don't know. We don't talk like that.

Can I have some sweets, please? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Well, I'd so laugh if Harry came back to you.

She'd look like a right fucking dickhead.

I went to the Hideaway and kissed her.

And it's not... it's not that deep.

It's not that deep? I think it's deep to her.

Did you think that was gonna go down well?

No, I was just thinking in the moment.

Exactly. Thinking in the moment. You didn't think at all.

I was thinking in the moment.

You've not even fucking apologised to the girl.

Is that how you treat people? I'm open to getting to know...

You can have a fucking conversation...

TEXT ALERT BOYS: Oh!

LAUGHTER

I've got a text!

# Rise up for the fallen

Beating for the broken... #

READS ALOUD:

Oh, fuck sake.

# Rise up for the fallen Beating for the broken... #

You've pissed me off!

What, I've not done anything wrong, though?

What do you mean, you've not done anything wrong?

Are you on fucking Mars?

What did you want me to do? Speak to her about it.

Tell her that you even like Helena for starters.

I've told... I've told...

Before you go and fucking lips her in the Hideaway.

I've told her. Oh, I'm sure she knows now.

# Rise up for the fallen Beating for the broken

# Powerless the poison

# Cos we're the saviours. #

# In darkness, the truth is... #

TEXT ALERT

"Islanders, the public have been voting

"for their favourite girl and favourite boy.

"Those with the fewest votes will be at risk of being dumped

"from the island tonight.

"As Giorgio is the newest Islander he is not included in the vote."

# It's where we're meant to be... #

TEXT ALERT

"In no particular order, the three boys who have received

"the fewest votes and therefore at risk are..."

TEXT ALERT

Ben.

TEXT ALERT

"Remell."

# Welcome to the new world

# Welcome to a new life... #

TEXT ALERT

"Harry."

TEXT ALERT

"In no particular order,

"the three girls who have received the fewest votes,

"and therefore at risk are..."

# You'll find out That you can never die... #

TEXT ALERT

"Toni."

TEXT ALERT

"Shakira."

TEXT ALERT

"Megan." # Tell me what it feels like

# Walking in a dream world

# Welcome to the new world... #

TEXT ALERT

"Can all vulnerable Islanders please stand in front of the fire pit?"

# Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Welcome to the new world

# Welcome to a new life. #

# In the still of the night

# I held you

# Held you tight

# Cos I love you so

# Promise I'll never... # TEXT ALERT

"Only one boy and one girl will be dumped from the island tonight."

# That night in May

# The stars were bright above... # TEXT ALERT

"And that decision is in the hands of the public."

# In the still of the night

# I held you

# Held you tight

# Cos I love you so

# Promise I'll never... # TEXT ALERT

"The boy with the fewest votes,

"and therefore dumped from the island is..."

"Remell."

# In the still of the night

# I held you... #

Yeah?

# In the still of the night... #

TEXT ALERT

"The girl with the fewest votes,

"and therefore dumped from the island, is..."

TEXT ALERT

"..Megan."

# Through the night... #

# Through the night... # What the fuck?

# In the still of the night... #

It's OK. It's all right.

I didn't expect that. # Through the night... #

WHISPERING It's fine.

INDISTINCT

You've been a big part of my experience here.

I'm grateful for it.

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