1 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:21,765 ♪ I was born in East L.A. ♪ 2 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:26,187 ♪ Man, I was born in East LA. ♪ 3 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,354 - Good morning, L.A. 4 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,774 This is KRLA with Huggie Boy request and dedications. 5 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:31,987 It's 7:45 a.m., 6 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,113 and La Sad Girl just called us on our dedication line. 7 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,860 She wants to dedicate a song 8 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,409 to all the homies stationed in Japan, 9 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,248 All the guys in the Service. 10 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:46,461 Okay, here it comes, Sad Girl, on KRLA. 11 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,289 - Rudy! 12 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,710 Rudy! 13 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,708 - Okay, okay, all right, I'm up, I'm up. 14 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,177 - Come on, breakfast is ready. 15 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,508 Well, how do you like it? 16 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,260 - How do I like what? 17 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,386 - The picture. 18 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,147 - Oh, God. 19 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:14,442 - I already had Father Sanchez from next door bless it. 20 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,689 - Yeah, it looks great, Mom, 21 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,409 but it's covering the phone here. 22 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,286 - Well, I'll move it later. 23 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,406 I just wanted to see how it looks. 24 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,248 - Okay. 25 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,207 - Ah, mi hijo, before I forget, 26 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,451 I rented the house across the street. 27 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:28,327 - Hmm, good. 28 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,624 - Here's some money. 29 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,623 Now, I want you to deposit it in the bank on Monday. 30 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:33,669 Okay? - Okay. 31 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,173 - Thank you. 32 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,136 - All right. 33 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:42,891 Hey, you kids. 34 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,727 I told you, don't ride your bikes in the house. 35 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,268 - Robbie let me out, Robbie let me out! 36 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,141 - You listen to your Uncle Rudy! 37 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,894 - Yeah, you listen to your uncle. 38 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,987 Maybe their hearing hasn't developed yet. 39 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,823 Is there anything else, I'd like to eat my breakfast 40 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,193 before it grows green hair on it. 41 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,693 - As a matter of fact, there is. 42 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,366 - I had to ask. 43 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,866 - Oye, please, after work, go pick up your cousin Javier. 44 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,665 - Who's Javier? - He's your cousin, dummy. 45 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,708 - Can't you pick him up? - Me? 46 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,797 I can't pick him up, we're leaving. 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,586 - Where you going? - We're going to Fresno. 48 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,425 Don't you remember? 49 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,965 Chella, the kids and I are going to Fresno. 50 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:19,803 - Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,716 - Yeah, we're gonna be gone almost a week. 52 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:25,139 - The tub of water! 53 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,762 - Ah, okay, all right, where do I gotta go? 54 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,014 - It's a toy factory on South Anderson Street, 55 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,732 downtown Los Angeles. 56 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,692 And he doesn't even speak any English. 57 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,526 - Oh, great, Mom. 58 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,894 You know my Spanish isn't that good. 59 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,819 - Ay, mi hijo, don't worry about it, you'll be just fine. 60 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,988 - Uh, one small detail, what does this guy look like? 61 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,362 - His name is Javier Morales. 62 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,036 - Oh, rocket scientist, huh? 63 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,078 - Hmm, well, just ask for Javier Morales. 64 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,705 How many can there be? 65 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,173 - Probably only 50, it's a slow day at the border. 66 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,965 - Ugh, thank you, mi hijo, for going, bye-bye. 67 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,510 - I'm gonna go to work. 68 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,724 Good luck, Mom. 69 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:11,188 - Mom! 70 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,261 ♪ Ah ♪ 71 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:47,304 ♪ ♪ 72 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,479 - What it is, Rudy! - Yo! 73 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:21,587 Oh... 74 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,629 Boom boom boom boom. 75 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,595 Hey, come on, move. 76 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,803 Get out of the way, ya dummy! 77 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,315 ♪ Born ba da bom J“ 78 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,906 Hello, eye candy. 79 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,589 Hey, you give out fries with those shakes? 80 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:04,836 Oh, mama, looks like two puppies fightin' under a blanket. 81 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,586 Hey, baby. 82 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,341 Ooh. 83 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,970 Hey, hey, look at me, over here! 84 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,467 Hey, mama! 85 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,062 Hey, look, I'm driving with no hands. 86 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,056 Hey, look, no hands. 87 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,853 You need a tour of the lake? 88 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,442 Come on, we'll go skinny-dipping. 89 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,230 Hey! 90 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:33,701 Hey, anybody seen a redheaded girl in a green dress? 91 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,568 Whoo! 92 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,000 - Excuse me. 93 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:23,248 Any of you people seen a redheaded girl in a green dress? 94 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,542 - Hi. 95 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,411 - Duh! 96 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,250 - Uh... 97 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,423 Uh, hi uh, can I help you? 98 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,590 - My car was supposed to be ready over a week ago. 99 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,679 I have this black Peugeot. 100 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,593 - You have a Mack Peugeot? - oui. 101 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:18,219 - Hey, I knew you weren't a natural redhead. 102 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,097 Yeah, your car is ready. 103 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,769 I'm just putting the finishing touches on it right now. 104 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,144 It's all ready to go. - Hey, Rudy! 105 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,360 It's finished, man. 106 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,231 - Oh, be right there, man. 107 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,151 Listen, I'll be right with you. 108 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,150 Just let me take care of this dude, okay? 109 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,368 - Please, I'm in a very much hurry. 110 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,828 Is my car finished? 111 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,744 - Yeah, yeah, it's ready, I put some extra speakers in. 112 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,082 And I have to show you how to use them. 113 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,953 - I did not authorize speakers. 114 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,626 - That's okay, I put them in for free though. 115 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,419 - For free? - Yeah, yeah, free. 116 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,042 But I have to show you how to use them. 117 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,171 Okay, I'll be right back, just relax and have some matches. 118 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,923 Okay, I'll be right back. 119 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,800 - For free, eh? 120 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,097 - Hey. - Here It Is, man. 121 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,267 - All right. - New bridge, easy action. 122 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,014 - Easy action, that's me. 123 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,607 Easy action, man. - That's right, man. 124 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,982 Pretty smooth, huh? - Ooh, that's nice. 125 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,027 - Not bad. - Not bad, man. 126 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,483 Not bad. 127 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,826 Hey, you straightened out the neck too. 128 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,911 - Yeah, straight as your hooter, man. 129 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,029 - All right. 130 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,701 - Hey, what are you doing this weekend, man? 131 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,575 - Probably just sit home and Wang Chung, man. 132 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,416 - Yeah? 133 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,660 Why don't you come to my house? 134 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,663 We'll drink some beer and play some tunes. 135 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,630 You provide the beer, 136 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,749 and I'll provide the chicks and the TV, man. 137 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,421 - That sounds like a plan. - All right. 138 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,466 Party, everybody, party! 139 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,429 I feel good, ow! 140 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:37,343 - All right. - All right. 141 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,260 Well, give me a call. 142 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,349 - Thanks a lot, man, it looks great. 143 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,968 - Yeah, well, take care of it, man. 144 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,016 - Hey, I will, man, that's cherry terry. 145 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,856 - I'll see ya later. - All right. 146 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,602 - Can you put this in back? - Yeah, sure. 147 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,443 - Be careful with it. 148 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,358 I just got it fixed, man. - Okay. 149 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,106 - Put it way in back there. - You got it. 150 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,699 - If you are through having fun, 151 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,488 I would like to have my car! 152 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,577 - Oh, yeah, yeah, your car's ready. 153 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,572 Come on, you know what was wrong with your car? 154 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,414 No. 155 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,953 - You had the woofers blown. 156 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,701 Have you ever had your woofers blown before? 157 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,747 - I don't think so. 158 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,666 - Yeah, well, I did one time in Thailand. 159 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,916 Hoo, it makes your eyes spin, go ahead. 160 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,293 Step into your moving studio. 161 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:21,099 Get ready for the ultimate experience. 162 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,387 How's the sound? 163 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,559 - Fantastique. 164 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,881 - Have you ever seen this guy? 165 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,719 - No, I haven't. 166 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,212 - Javier Morales. - This is a raid! 167 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,055 I.N.S.! 168 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,474 - Now, go, go, go, go! 169 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,846 Move it, move it! 170 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,358 - Come on, will you? 171 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,651 - Hey, stop it. 172 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,362 - Oh, no, not again. 173 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,489 I don't believe, hey, wait, wait a minute. 174 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,332 Where are you going with my people? 175 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,292 Wait, wait a minute now. 176 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,121 - Head over to that other bus. 177 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,794 - Listen, I got papers on every one of these people. 178 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,882 - Yeah, well, we'll have to see 'em first. 179 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,796 - Just step up, wait a minute, wait a minute! 180 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,920 - Move, move. - Come on. 181 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,015 - Think we got 'em all? 182 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,892 - Yes, sir, we got 'em. 183 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,728 - Let's move 'em out. 184 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,400 - Help! 185 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,523 Help! 186 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,615 Help! 187 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,699 Get me out of here! 188 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,990 Ow, ow! 189 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,783 Get me down from here. 190 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,497 - Shut that thing off. 191 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,956 - Help, ow! 192 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:16,540 - Well, what we got here? 193 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,043 Looks like a bean in a beanbag. 194 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,302 - Huh? 195 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,637 - Where's your green card? 196 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,347 - I don't got a green card, man. 197 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,637 - Where were you born? 198 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,475 - What? 199 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,597 - Read my lips, el fago, where were ya born? 200 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,645 - I was born in East L.A., man. 201 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,857 - You were born in East L.A., huh? 202 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,068 Then who's the president of the United States? 203 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,028 - That cowboy guy on TV. 204 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,904 The guy who was on Death Valley Days. 205 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,447 Uh, John Wayne. 206 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,990 - Get him out of here. 207 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,738 - I'm an American citizen, I demand to see my, 208 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,490 I'm not getting on the goddamn bus. 209 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,037 Get your hands off me! - Off you go! 210 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,251 - You're wiping me out of business. 211 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,915 I got 15, 20 orders. 212 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,834 I gotta have help here, you know? 213 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,002 I don't know what else to do. 214 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,716 It ain't easy to dig up a hundred, 215 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,209 110, 15 guys. 216 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,508 - Leave every day. - It ain't easy, you know. 217 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,720 This is a lot of bullshit. 218 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,635 You're gonna have to give me a break. 219 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,054 Oh, no. 220 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,395 Give me a, where are you, why don't you send here? 221 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,513 This is bullshit, ya hear? 222 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,483 Look at this place. 223 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,976 It's like a goddamn morgue in here. 224 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,230 One hour ago, I had 110, 115 good people. 225 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,608 Well, they cleaned me out, those bastards. 226 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,567 That's the third time in six months. 227 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,744 El busto. 228 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,237 They took 'em all away. 229 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,614 Hasta Ia bye-bye. 230 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,588 It's a raid, you get it? 231 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,968 La Migra. - Ah, Ia Migra. 232 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:47,218 - Exacta-mento, give this man a rubber tortilla. 233 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,683 By the way, you think maybe you got a hundred friends 234 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,769 ain't got nothin' to do tomorrow? 235 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,887 Okay, I'll tell ya what, pal. 236 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,310 I got a few phone calls to make and then I gotta lock up. 237 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,558 You wanna wait outside here? 238 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,435 You wanna wait outside? 239 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,187 Outside-oh? 240 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,568 - Hey! 241 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,736 I'm an American! 242 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,531 I went to Belmont High, ya idiots! 243 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,411 Hey! 244 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,830 Let me out of here, I'm an American! 245 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,473 What are you looking at? 246 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,938 Yeah, who are you? 247 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,103 - Jose Negren. 248 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,647 Welcome to the back of the bus. 249 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,941 - Yeah, well, I won't be here long. 250 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,985 As soon as I get these fuckers to stop, I'm out of here. 251 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,357 - Ooh, good luck. 252 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,031 These guys don't listen too good. 253 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,914 Maybe the shit they have in their head 254 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,041 is clogging up their ears. 255 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,178 - Well, what happens next? 256 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,843 - First, we take a nap. 257 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,059 When we wake up, we'll be at the border. 258 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,895 Then they take us off the bus. 259 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,764 Then we buy a beer and we figure out 260 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,732 how to be back by Monday. 261 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,520 - Shit. 262 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:32,861 - You sure you don't have a hundred friends 263 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:33,695 that need a job? 264 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,518 Rudy. 265 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,399 - Hey, vato. 266 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,067 Hey, who are you looking for? 267 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,279 No, man, they went to Fresno, ese. 268 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,832 Fresno, they went to Fresno. 269 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,827 Okay, wait right there, okay, I'll let you in. 270 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:22,751 Wait. 271 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,129 Hey, vato! 272 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,935 Hey, wanna buy some used lottery tickets? 273 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,184 Lottery, man. 274 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,056 Lot-ta-ria. 275 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:48,278 Man, I like you, here, you can keep 'em. 276 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,817 Go ahead. 277 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,023 - A gusto. - Go ahead, man. 278 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,841 - There you go. 279 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,219 I ain't never seen. 280 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,963 I think Elgin Baylor was the only guy-- 281 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,930 - Can I talk to you for a minute? 282 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,298 - Welcome to Mexico, just keep on moving now. 283 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,176 You need to keep going. 284 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,517 - Since this is your first time, I'm gonna buy you a beer. 285 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,359 - Hey, look, man, just show me 286 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,944 how to get back over to the American side, huh? 287 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,654 I just wanna get out of here, that's all I want. 288 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,522 - Okay. 289 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,319 You go all the way down to the end of the street, 290 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,910 across the bridge, you can't miss it. 291 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,449 - All the way down, then across the bridge? 292 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,447 - Thanks a lot. 293 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,552 - Okay, who's next here? 294 00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,924 - Oh, right here. 295 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,520 It's good to talk to an American. 296 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,266 You'll never believe what happened to me, man. 297 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,607 - You're probably right. 298 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,648 - First of all, I went down to the factory to get my cousin. 299 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,111 You know, and I don't even know what he looks like. 300 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,822 My mother says, 90 to the factory and pick him up. 301 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,567 You know, I won't lie to you, he's probably an illegal. 302 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,535 So anyways, I went to the factory to look for him, 303 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,450 and he's not even there and so I'm walking around 304 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,413 in the middle of the factory, all of a sudden 305 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,656 there's a goddamn immigration raid. 306 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,625 The doors fly open and all these guys come bustin' in. 307 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,084 And then they think that I'm an illegal, 308 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,045 and they grab me and throw me in the bus! 309 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,004 Hey, I want to make a complaint 310 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,543 about that officer right now, man. 311 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,043 This guy was not only rude, he was degrading. 312 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,714 So anyway, they throw me in the bus and they deport me. 313 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,303 They bring me down here, so here I am 314 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,094 and all I want to do is go home now, okay? 315 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,593 - Well, that's a real interesting story. 316 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,968 Now, would you mind repeating it 317 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:48,349 so somebody as slow as I am can understand? 318 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,815 - Okay. 319 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,854 Okay. 320 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,727 I went down to pick up my cousin. 321 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,274 I don't even know my cousin. 322 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,522 I was walking around-- - Okay, okay. 323 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,867 Okay, let's start with your name. 324 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,076 What is your name? 325 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,070 - Rudy. 326 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,368 - Rudy? - Rudy Robles. 327 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,412 Well, that's not my real name. 328 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,251 My whole name is. 329 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,746 Guadalupe, my first name. 330 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,464 Guadalupe Rudolfo Robles. 331 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,459 - Okay, Rudy, can you show me some I.D.? 332 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,586 - See, that's the problem, I don't have any I.D. 333 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,214 I walked out of the house without my wallet. 334 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,714 It's probably just sitting there in the living room 335 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,216 right now, you could send somebody home with me 336 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,264 and it's probably just there. 337 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,354 - I don't think that'll be necessary. 338 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,065 Guadalupe Rudolfo Robles, age 57. 339 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,029 Arrested three times in San Diego, 340 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,492 twice in Los Angeles, three times in Santa Ana. 341 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,488 Once you made it all the way up to San Francisco. 342 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,990 You sure like cities named after saints. 343 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:47,957 - What are you talking about? 344 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,249 - Returned to Mexico as an illegal alien nine times. 345 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,831 I think we'll make that 10. 346 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,755 - What are you talking about, 57, I'm not 57. 347 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,503 I don't care what your damn computer says. 348 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,844 - Then show me some I.D. 349 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,213 - I don't have any I.D., 350 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,262 all I got in my pants is my dick and 25 cents. 351 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,385 - Then you have enough to make a phone call. 352 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,933 They can come down and pick up their little boy. 353 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,180 Listen, amigo, I don't know where 354 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,399 you learned to speak English so well, 355 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,608 and I don't really care. 356 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,819 Now, if you want to make a phone call, 357 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,154 there's a phone booth right outside the door. 358 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,991 In Mexico, where you belong, Rudy-doo 359 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,826 or Lupely-loo or whatever your name is. 360 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,240 - Hey look, I want to see your superior officer. 361 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,453 Right now, I know my rights. 362 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,869 - Come and get this guy. - Get over here, somebody! 363 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,492 I'm an American cm, get. your hands-- 364 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,789 - Adios, amigo. - Get your hands off! 365 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,833 What the hell, get your damn hands off me. 366 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,376 I'm an American citizen, you idiots! 367 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,499 The president of the United States 368 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,171 is Ronald Dickhead Reagan! 369 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,885 - Next. 370 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,478 - Hello? - Hello, Operator? 371 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,643 - Mm-hmm. - Operator, 372 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,311 I'd like to make a collect call 373 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:59,021 to 213-555-4052. 374 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,947 - 555-4050. 375 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,487 - 4052. - Five, two. 376 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,990 - Yeah, I'll talk to anybody. 377 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:07,828 Shit. 378 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,790 (telephone ringing] 379 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,502 - I have a collect call for anyone. 380 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,495 Will you accept? 381 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:21,463 - Oh, shit, they're in Fresno, god! 382 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,258 - I'm sorry, sir, your call can't be completed. 383 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,053 - Help, I've been deported, I'm in Tijuana! 384 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,266 Javier, can you hear me? 385 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,306 Javier! 386 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,315 Operator! 387 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,072 - Senor. 388 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:43,906 - What, what? - No, no. 389 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,445 - They have my quarter, they cut me off. 390 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,195 I've been deported, god, shut up! 391 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,991 Hello, hello, Operator, hello! 392 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:50,784 Guard! 393 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,162 Guard! 394 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,959 - Oye, big boy, hablas espanol? 395 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,545 No. 396 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,134 - I like your shoes. 397 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,717 - Oh, thanks. 398 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,308 - I like your shirt too. 399 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,642 - Great. 400 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,807 - I really like your pants. 401 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,146 Why don't you take off your pants? 402 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,812 - Yeah, man, take off the pants. 403 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,858 - Uh, what are you guys in for? 404 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,985 - Good times. 405 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,703 - Guard! 406 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,741 Guard, guard! 407 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,035 Guard, guard! 408 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,872 Aagh! 409 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,997 - Hey, you want these guys to stop fucking with you? 410 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,339 - Hey, get the guard! 411 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,835 - You don't need to call the guard. 412 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,506 I can make them stop. 413 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,347 - Well, make 'em stop, make 'em stop! 414 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:52,138 - Behind me, Satan, get behind me. 415 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:53,805 Go away. 416 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,681 Name's Feo. 417 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,267 May it please the Lord. 418 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:06,777 - Yeah, I'm glad to meet ya, Feo. 419 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:07,865 Thanks a lot. 420 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,906 - Oh, you don't have to thank me, brother. 421 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,870 You just have to pay me. 422 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:14,705 - What? 423 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:18,417 - The Lord's standard fee for rescue is $200. 424 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,704 But for you, the Lord says 425 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:23,668 100, cash. 426 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,128 - A hundred bucks, get lost. 427 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,674 - Suit yourself, friend. 428 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,559 - Judge me, O Lord, for I have walked in my innocence. 429 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,304 - Make 'em stop, make 'em stop! 430 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,806 - I'd like to help you, but I'm busy getting lost. 431 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,184 - I don't have a hundred dollars. 432 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,855 - You could owe it to the Lord. 433 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,694 - What? 434 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,438 - You can owe it to the Lord. 435 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,938 - All right, I'll owe it to you. 436 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:48,940 - I don't want to force you 437 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,443 into doing something you don't wanna do. 438 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,445 - Who, who's forcing, I wanna, I want to do it. 439 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,743 I owe you a hundred dollars! 440 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,918 - Get behind me, Satan, get behind me. 441 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,250 - Eh 442 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,214 - Let's do him together. 443 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:10,090 - With the Lord in an everlasting covenant. 444 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,971 - Yeah, all right, all right, what's the deal? 445 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,685 I mean, how am I supposed to pay you when I'm in here 446 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,974 for I don't know what, I don't know when 447 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,267 I'm going to get out, I don't have a hundred dollars. 448 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,687 - The Lord understands, my brother. 449 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,152 You pay off when you get out. 450 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,443 Or you work it off while you're in here. 451 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,281 - Out, you, out. 452 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,451 - Please. 453 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,246 - You can go now. 454 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,245 They can only hold you 24 hours for beating up a telephone. 455 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,000 - I can go? - You can go now. 456 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,304 - Don't forget, brother, you owe us a hundred. 457 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:56,265 - Yeah, here's one of 'em, fuck you. 458 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:01,972 - The wrath of God will follow you, heathen. 459 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,566 ♪ Freak out ♪ 460 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,985 - Hey, what do you mean, you don't work here anymore? 461 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,279 - At Pepe's bar, they pay me twice. 462 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,243 - Then why don't you go work for Pepe? 463 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,452 - Oh, eat shit. 464 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:21,074 - Oh, yeah, eat this, eat this, sucker! 465 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,577 Goddamn it! 466 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,876 Son of a bitch, I hate this fucking place! 467 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,419 What are you looking at? - Nothing. 468 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,667 - What did you say? - Nothing. 469 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,261 - Do you speak English? - Yeah. 470 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:37,507 - Well, that's great, that's great, you want a job? 471 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:38,474 - A job? - A job. 472 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,639 Yeah, boy, you want a job, you know what a job is? 473 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,762 Do you want one? - Doing what? 474 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,356 - Being the goddamn president of the United States. 475 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,975 What do ya think? - Ronald Reagan. 476 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,647 - Huh? 477 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,612 - Uh, uh, what do you want me to do? 478 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,322 - You just gotta stand out here 479 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,611 and get people to go in the bar. 480 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:57,235 Just get the people in the bar, that's all. 481 00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:00,238 - How do I do that? - You just, you just get 'em! 482 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,365 Use your imagination, Jesus. 483 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,868 What the fuck am I talking about, man? 484 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,368 Do I have to do everything 485 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,839 for every goddamn person in the whole fucking world? 486 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,799 Forget it! - Wait, wait. 487 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,176 Can I get something to eat? 488 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,422 - Yeah, sure, sure, you see that pool hall over there? 489 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,925 You go upstairs to that pool hall in a couple hours. 490 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,053 You ask for me, I'm Jimmy, okay. 491 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,930 I'll get you anything you want to eat, now what's your name? 492 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,352 - Rudy. - Rudy, alright, Rudy. 493 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,896 Welcome aboard, welcome aboard. 494 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,271 Now look, here comes a guy, now, go get him. 495 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:36,400 Go on, boy, get him, sic 'em! 496 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,196 Clean up this mess too. 497 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,412 ♪ Freak out ♪ 498 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,453 - Uh, wanna come in, come in the bar? 499 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,076 Uh, wanna come in? - Don't touch me! 500 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,454 I'm an American citizen. 501 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,580 - Chuck you, Farley. 502 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,958 ♪ Freak out ♪ 503 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,754 - Easy, open up, Pepe. 504 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,132 You're not a very good teacher. 505 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,381 - Give me this, look. 506 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,770 - Two lessons. 507 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,985 - The bartender said to give you this. 508 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,108 - Huh, oh, hey, huh? 509 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,033 Hey, not bad for a couple hours of work. 510 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,576 Hey, you hungry, why don't you sit down here. 511 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,496 Have something to eat, come on, you hungry? 512 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,459 Hey, Miguel. 513 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,166 This time why don't you try some English out there? 514 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,131 - Hey, try some Spanish. 515 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,802 - So you hungry, huh, what do you want to eat? 516 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,092 - Whatever, man, I don't care. 517 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,181 - Well, you name it. 518 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,221 Uh, steak and a beer. 519 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,639 - Steak and beer, you got it. 520 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,512 Hey Dolores, yeah! 521 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,898 Yeah, man, you're gonna like these tacos, boy. 522 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,984 They taste just like steak. 523 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,443 - Whatever. 524 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,280 - Hey, vato, where you from anyways, huh? 525 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,148 - Uh, L.A. 526 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,617 - Nah, I mean, you know, where were you born? 527 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,452 - L.A. 528 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,866 - Hey, you don't have to worry about me, man. 529 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,238 I'm not the Migra. 530 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,709 - Hey, man, I was born in East L.A., okay? 531 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,916 - Okay, whatever you say. 532 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,424 Oh, hey, here's your tacos. 533 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,719 - Hey, asshole! 534 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,383 Hey, hey, watch the felt! 535 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:23,631 Hey hey, hey hey hey! 536 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,265 - Hello, baby. - What? 537 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,144 - What's he saying, that's right. 538 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,325 Napkin, how do you say napkin? 539 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,784 - You say nap-kin. 540 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:50,746 - Oh, you speak English. 541 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,494 - Of course, don't you speak Spanish? 542 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,293 - Uh, well, not very well. 543 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,041 Uh, maybe you could teach me. 544 00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,883 - I have to get back to work. 545 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,049 - What? 546 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,473 - Enjoy your food. 547 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:09,889 - Oh. 548 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,646 I'd rather dis-froot-ee you, baby, 549 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,862 but the food will have to do right now. 550 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,238 - So what the hell are you doing in Tijuana anyways? 551 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:29,204 I mean, the job market must be really bad in LA. 552 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,074 - It's a big mistake that I'm here. 553 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,700 - Yeah, me too. 554 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,578 - All I wanna do is get back home. 555 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,172 - Well, this is your lucky day. 556 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,461 You just happen to be talking to 557 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,802 the number one coyote west of the Mississippi. 558 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:46,422 You just place your order, I'll get you across the border. 559 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,515 - Yeah, let's go. 560 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,725 - Okay, finish your supper. 561 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:56,398 Now, since you're such a good friend of mine, 562 00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,018 I mean, since we go back such a long way, 563 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,190 I'm gonna let you take advantage 564 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:03,235 of the half-price sale that's going on right now. 565 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,779 Now, normally, the fee is $500. 566 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,110 But for you, 400. 567 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,372 - Your half-price sale, huh? 568 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,242 - Three-fifty. 569 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,789 - How am I gonna get $350, man, 570 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,127 I don't got a cent to my name. 571 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,791 - Hey, you made some money tonight, yeah, I mean, 572 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,961 in just a couple hours, you brought in, 573 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,300 you brought in 48 people. 574 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:27,467 10 cents a head, that's $4.20 right there. 575 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,181 I'm telling you, at this rate, two weeks' time, 576 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,674 you're gonna have enough money. 577 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,051 I mean, if you work overtime. 578 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:35,054 - I can't stay here two weeks, I gotta get home. 579 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:35,850 Oh, man. 580 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,943 Look, is there a phone around here I can use? 581 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,983 - No, no phone. 582 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:47,575 Only phone I got's got a lock on it, and I lost the key. 583 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,539 - How about a pay phone, is there a pay phone around? 584 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:57,206 - Yeah, there's a pay phone out in the alley. 585 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,997 - Can I borrow a quarter? 586 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,794 I'll mail you a check. 587 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:06,093 - All right. 588 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,758 It's comin' off your tab. - All right, thanks a lot. 589 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,802 - And them tacos are 2.50. 590 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:14,143 They're normally three bucks, but I like you. 591 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,062 - Hello? 592 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:28,407 - Operator, I'd like to call area code 213, 593 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,367 number 555-4736, please. 594 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,446 - 213-555-4736. 595 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,580 Deposit 75 cents, sir. - Pardon, how much? 596 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:40,828 - 75 cents for the first minute, please. 597 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,001 - Okay, don't hang up, all right? 598 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:45,045 Okay, just wait a minute. 599 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,389 Mister, do you got 50 cents, please? 600 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,349 - Go on, get outta here. 601 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:59,605 - Give me 50 cents, or I'll cut your fuckin' heart out! 602 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,145 - Sure, sure, here, just don't hurt me. 603 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:05,690 I love your people, take all you want. 604 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,313 - Thank you, mister. 605 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,405 Hello, Operator, are you still there? 606 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,902 Hello? - Hello. 607 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:17,123 - Okay, all right, here it goes. 608 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,753 - Hello? 609 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,088 - Hello, Oscar, Oscar, this is Rudy. 610 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,457 Listen, I'm-- - Who? 611 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,709 Who is this? - It's Rudy, man. 612 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,085 Listen, I'm in trouble. 613 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:31,804 I'm in Mexico. - I can't hear you. 614 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,138 Let me turn the music down. 615 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,506 - Well, hurry up. 616 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,552 - There. 617 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,803 Now, who do you wanna speak to? 618 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,977 - Oscar, listen, this is Rudy, man, 619 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,769 I'm in Mexico, I've been deported. 620 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,393 I need you to go to my house, get my-- 621 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,361 - Oh, you want Oscar. 622 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,856 Well, I'm not home now, but you can leave a message 623 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:54,076 when you hear the beep, sucker! 624 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,365 - Shit. 625 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:56,203 Gah! 626 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,743 - I told ya we shouldn't have stopped here for a beer. 627 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,583 I told ya, let's keep right on driving to Los Angeles. 628 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,079 But no, you had to stop, and I nearly got killed. 629 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,876 - Oh, Harry, will you shut up? 630 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,796 Okay, okay, okay, we will leave for LA. right now. 631 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,965 Does that make you feel better? 632 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,555 Oh, you wish, you wish. 633 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,515 You wanna unlock this door so I can get my sweater? 634 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:19,010 - Alright, alright, alright. - Hurry up, hurry up. 635 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:19,805 Hurry up. 636 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,928 - Do I need this? - Yes! 637 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,304 - Do I want this? - Oh fine. 638 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,646 My mother told me never to marry you. 639 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,936 I should have listened to her in the first place. 640 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,684 Do you think you could turn on the car and warm it up 641 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:27,856 a little bit-- - Yeah, yeah. 642 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:28,773 - Oh fine, fine. - That's what I plan to do 643 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,396 so we can drive away from here. 644 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:31,989 All right? - Fine, drive. 645 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,323 - How does that sound? 646 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,911 - How long have you been in Mexico? 647 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,245 - Uh, about two weeks. 648 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,990 We've been camping up and down the coast. 649 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,038 Had a wonderful time, right, dear? 650 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,126 - Oh yes, Mexico is beautiful. 651 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,792 And the people are just wonderful, we love them. 652 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,166 - Did you bring back any fruits, vegetables, 653 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,383 or liquor of any kind? 654 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,128 - Oh, no, sir, we haven't, nothing like that. 655 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,847 - Can I have your identification, sir? 656 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:57,635 Thank you. 657 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,517 - Get away from the car. 658 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:10,064 Get away from the car. 659 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,279 Fuck. 660 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,485 - Ho, jackpot! 661 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:20,946 - Bingo 662 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:23,745 - Whoa, hey, fuckin, we got something here for ya. 663 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,538 Look at this. 664 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,956 Oh . 665 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,954 - Keep it coming, keep it coming. 666 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:43,973 - Fuck me? 667 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:46,267 No. 668 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,185 Fuck you. 669 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,437 Isaiah. 670 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,403 Chapter five, Verse 20, 671 00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:02,155 woe to those that call the evil good and the good evil. 672 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:05,283 Woe to those that call the darkness light 673 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,749 and the light darkness. 674 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,120 Woe to those-- - Oh, just cut the shit 675 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,871 and get me outta here! 676 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,750 - Oh, just cut the shit and get you outta here. 677 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:20,723 Think I can snap my fingers and the doors fly open? 678 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,934 - Well, can't you? 679 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:24,722 - Yeah. 680 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:31,521 - Look, get me out of here, and I'll do whatever you want. 681 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,394 - Anything that I want? 682 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:39,529 Anything that I want. 683 00:34:55,802 --> 00:35:00,717 Well, what do you think? 684 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,887 Do you think you can handle it? 685 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,975 - I hope this works the first time. 686 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,687 Five, four, three, two, one. 687 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:27,451 You were sitting on the needle. 688 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,824 Sorry about that. 689 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:31,786 Ah. 690 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,084 All right, let's, uh, 691 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,004 what, uh, where was this tattoo now? 692 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,547 - It's on my chest. 693 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:41,629 - Oh, okay. 694 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,217 Oh, yeah, that's a nice tattoo. 695 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:48,844 - No, it's a picture of my wife. 696 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,355 - A lovely lady. 697 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,645 She's a bitch. 698 00:35:55,487 --> 00:36:00,448 She sent me a letter saying she's going to divorce me. 699 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,781 - Oh. 700 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,152 - I want you to take it off. 701 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,829 - Take it off? - Yeah. 702 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:09,660 - Uh, gah. 703 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:11,916 I can't take it off. 704 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,378 I mean, once they're on there, they're on there for good. 705 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,746 Don't you still love her? 706 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:18,795 - She ran away with my brother. 707 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:19,883 - Oh. 708 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:23,800 Well, uh, at least she kept it in the family. 709 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:24,592 Um. 710 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:29,347 I don't, maybe I could, uh, 711 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,721 I don't, change it, um, yeah. 712 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,398 I could, uh, I don't know, uh, 713 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:39,441 hey, what if we give her a black eye right there? 714 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:44,533 And, uh, maybe, uh, black out some of her teeth. 715 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,823 And break her nose. 716 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:51,199 I know, cut her throat. 717 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,205 No, no, I got it, I got it. 718 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,123 We'll draw a gun in here on this side, 719 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,964 and on that side, flying brains out that side. 720 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:02,585 - Yeah! - You love it? 721 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:03,676 - Yeah. - Yeah. 722 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,844 Okay, you wait right there. I'll go get the stuff. 723 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:18,480 Okay, well, just relax, and, um, think about your wife. 724 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,661 Okay, we're almost done. 725 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,953 All right, all right, I'm done. 726 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,211 Okay. 727 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,710 Let me just put a little 728 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,429 alcohol on that-- 729 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,469 Sit still or it'll get infected. 730 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,968 All right, let's get some air on it there. 731 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:54,640 All right, uh, I'm gonna go, uh, 732 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:58,857 go outside and get a breath of air for a minute. 733 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,350 You just relax, okay? 734 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,853 - Yeah. - All right, don't move. 735 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,069 - Hello? 736 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:00,418 - Hey Jimmy. 737 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:02,921 Hey, uh, 738 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,585 can I talk to you a minute? - Hey, East L.A., 739 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,378 how you, hey, Dolores. 740 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,344 Boyfriend's back. 741 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,260 What happened to you, man? 742 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,099 I thought you got lost or something. 743 00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:16,218 - Yeah, uh, I got hung up. 744 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:18,804 You remember the other day, 745 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,522 you said you could get me across the border? 746 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,062 - Uh-huh. - Can you still do it? 747 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,937 Um, I don't have the money on me now, man, 748 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,313 but I swear to God, as soon as I get home, 749 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,860 I'll send it to you. - I'm not as dumb as you look. 750 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,108 I need the money. - Hey well, I'll go home, 751 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,280 and I'll bring it right back to you. 752 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,277 Man, I'll just get In my car-- - Money. 753 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,199 - Look, I gotta get home. ♪ I need the money money ♪ 754 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,413 ♪ Money ♪ - I'm in trouble, man. 755 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,954 - Why don't you try the canyon? 756 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,828 You know how to run? 757 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,840 All right. 758 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:47,708 Here we go. 759 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,377 See those people down there? 760 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,471 - Yeah. - Those are the polios. 761 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:54,214 Chickens. 762 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,009 Do you get it? 763 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,307 All right, now, all they wanna do, 764 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,931 they just wanna get to America. 765 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,272 - Join the club. 766 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:06,940 - All right, now, see those trucks over there? 767 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:09,187 The green and white trucks? - Yeah. 768 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,485 - Those are the bad guys. 769 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,324 - Yeah. - All right. 770 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,864 Now here's what's gonna happen. 771 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:17,738 The polios are gonna run down into the canyons. 772 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,331 The bad guys are gonna come in. 773 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,245 They're gonna chase them. 774 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,710 And they're gonna catch them. 775 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:26,922 But you see, they're not gonna catch all of them. 776 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,758 Now, see those trucks over there? 777 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,718 Those are the coyotes. 778 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:33,712 If you can make it to those guys, 779 00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:34,884 you can cut a deal with them, 780 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:37,258 they'll take you anywhere you wanna go, 781 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,975 even back to East LA. 782 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,515 Now, what you want to do... 783 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,564 Rudy? 784 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,658 - Okay, and you're here, okay, and I'm here. 785 00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:05,161 Okay, you guys, voom, voom, voom. 786 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,629 You guys, voom, voom, voom. 787 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,623 Choom, boom, he's out of there, I'm home free. 788 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:10,465 Okay, ready? 789 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,333 - Orale! 790 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,883 - Hey, wetbacks! 791 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,925 - Down. 792 00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:17,764 Ready? 793 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:19,804 Go! 794 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:20,676 Left, left! 795 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,520 - Every one of you is under arrest! 796 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,906 - Hey! 797 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:35,694 Got one! 798 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:38,697 - I'm an American citizen. 799 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:39,536 I was born in Los Angeles. - You heard 800 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:40,995 about Michael Jordan? - Who the hell is he? 801 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,957 - My parents were born in Los Angeles. 802 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,079 My grandparents were born in Los Angeles. 803 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:44,809 You're making a mistake. 804 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:46,598 I'm an American citizen. 805 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,438 I don't even speak Spanish. 806 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:49,226 Cabron! 807 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:52,522 Pasaports, green cards. 808 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,644 Cigars, cigarettes, candy. 809 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:58,106 Cigars, cigarettes. - Hey, pasaporte. 810 00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:58,948 - Passport? 811 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:00,692 Okay, you're now Iranian. 812 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,159 Your name is Achmed. 813 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:05,781 Welcome to America, Achmed. - Gracias. 814 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,409 - Cigars, cigarettes, chiclets. 815 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,161 Candy, cigarettes. 816 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,128 - Green card? - Green card. 817 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,668 Okay, you're now Fernando Valenzuela. 818 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,291 You had 21 wins last year. 819 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,087 All right. 820 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,515 - Hey, you! 821 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,008 I'm talking to you. 822 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,259 I need a beer. 823 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,102 Bring me some beer now. 824 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,732 How come you're not here with a beer yet? 825 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,521 I want a beer now! 826 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:35,985 Cerveza! - Cerveza? 827 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:56,965 Tall boy. 828 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:08,226 - Sorry, sir, both lines are busy. 829 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,435 - Okay, thanks. 830 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,613 Hello, Jimmy. - Huh? 831 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:22,106 Oh, hey. 832 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:23,279 - Hey, listen, man. 833 00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:24,572 You got another job for me? 834 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,991 I ran out of business. 835 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:27,863 - Uh, yeah. 836 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,124 You know, as a matter of fact, I do. 837 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:31,958 - Oh, good. 838 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:33,497 - Seeing as you're from East LA. and all. 839 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,370 Yeah, yeah. 840 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:38,373 I got something that's right up your sidewalk. 841 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,215 Yeah. 842 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:41,676 Hey, those boys, you see those boys out there? 843 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,510 - Yeah. - Yeah. 844 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,471 Now, those boys, they got jobs up in East LA. 845 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:47,010 As soon as they get there. 846 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,430 But the problem is, last time they was up there, 847 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,768 they got popped, 848 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,978 'cause they don't speak no English, you see. 849 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,940 Now, what I want you to do is 850 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,356 I want you to teach them to kinda, 851 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,775 you know, blend in and stuff. 852 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:02,988 - All they gotta do to blend in 853 00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:05,484 in East LA. is look brown. 854 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:06,700 - Now you want this job or not? 855 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,663 The job pays, uh, it pays, uh, 10, $10 a lesson. 856 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:13,916 Yeah. 857 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,787 I get, uh, I get four, you get six. 858 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,287 How's that sound? 859 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,289 - Why don't you just teach them yourself 860 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,917 and keep the whole thing? 861 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,090 - All right, I'll tell you what. 862 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:26,303 50/ 50, what do you say? 863 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,389 - Let's go before it changes again. 864 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,348 - All right. 865 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:32,143 Oh, yeah. 866 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,386 By the way, uh, these guys here, 867 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,308 they don't speak Spanish either. 868 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:37,023 No, these are O.T.M.'s here. 869 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,608 - O.T.M.'s? 870 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:39,521 - Yeah, well, the border patrol's 871 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,144 only got two classifications. 872 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:45,399 They got Mexican, and they got Other Than Mexican. 873 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,945 - O.T.M- - O.T.M., that's right. 874 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:47,784 You're catching on here. 875 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,369 Now, these boys here, 876 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:53,912 I think they're Chinese or Indian or somethin'. 877 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,455 But don't worry about it, it'll be a piece of cake. 878 00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:58,453 All right, boys, listen up. 879 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,001 Now, this right here is your new profesoro right there. 880 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:03,340 You listen to him, okay? 881 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:04,800 Good. 882 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:18,977 - Chinese Indians. 883 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:23,569 Time-out. 884 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,154 Okay. 885 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:27,023 What are you, playing blind man's bluff? 886 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:27,865 Here, take this off. 887 00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:29,529 Here, like this. 888 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,778 You look like you're gonna rob a 7-11, man. 889 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,530 This is not burglary. 890 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:34,702 What have you got, a toothache? 891 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,824 Take this off. 892 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:36,950 Okay stop, look. 893 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,417 This is the way you do it, okay? 894 00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:40,162 Just roll it up. 895 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,287 There you go. 896 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,586 Now you put it on your head. 897 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:48,382 That's why they call it a head band. 898 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,379 Okay? 899 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:50,221 Headband. 900 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,055 See? 901 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,265 Now you got head band. 902 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:54,634 - Head band. 903 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,476 - Okay. 904 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,310 All right. 905 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,021 Now you wanna say something, okay? 906 00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:00,265 So let's say you see a guy walking down the street, 907 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,766 and you wanna say hi. 908 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:04,735 You go, orale, vato, waas sappening? 909 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,985 Again. 910 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,954 Orale, vato, waas sappening? 911 00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:22,670 Yeah, hold on here, check this out. 912 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,381 All right, okay, watch this here. 913 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:32,889 Waa-S-S-A-P-P-E-N-I-N-G . 914 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:38,436 See? 915 00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:39,645 Waas sappening? 916 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,601 You don't read English. 917 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:52,651 Waas sappening, see? 918 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:56,992 All right just 90, like, waas sappening? 919 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,746 - Wa happena! - Haas. 920 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,118 - Waas sappening? 921 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:04,207 - Waas. 922 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,628 - Sappeni-- - Sappeni-- 923 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,502 - Waas sappening, yeah. 924 00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:14,384 - Waas sappening? 925 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:15,302 Waas sappening? 926 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,424 - Yes, that's it, you got it! 927 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:19,143 - Waas sappening? 928 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,011 - Waas sappening? 929 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:20,807 All right! 930 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,019 All you gotta do to have attitude 931 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,733 is just lower your headband. 932 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,023 That's it, like this, man, okay? 933 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,065 In the bad position. 934 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,279 See? - Bad, bad. 935 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,149 - Now, just lean your head back like this. 936 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,571 Like you're listening to some hip music 937 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:37,286 that only you can hear, all right, man? 938 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,030 Digging it, all right? 939 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:41,954 Take this hand and put it in here. 940 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:44,123 Like you're playing pocket pool or somethin', man. 941 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,837 All right, okay. 942 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,081 Now, this hand, you go back here, 943 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:51,676 like you just cut one and you wanna shoo away the smell. 944 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,137 It goes like that, let's try it, man. 945 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,096 Cruise, man. 946 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,265 Orale, vato, waas sappening? 947 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,226 - Orale, vato, waas sappening? 948 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:01,344 - Get down, mama! 949 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:02,641 - Get down! 950 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,810 Mama. - I say, waas sappening? 951 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:07,104 - I say, waas sappening? 952 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,022 - All right, here we go. 953 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:11,737 - Happen happen! 954 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,230 Happening! 955 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:14,152 - Waas sappening? 956 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,948 Waas sappening? 957 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,367 - Waas sappening? 958 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:25,618 - All right, try this one. 959 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,503 I say gaucho. 960 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:36,595 - Hey, gaucho. 961 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,215 - Hey Simon, Limon? 962 00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:40,136 - Waas sappening? 963 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,179 - All right. 964 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:42,552 - Waas sappening? 965 00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:45,229 Suave. 966 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,769 - Shake and then shake. 967 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:48,982 Shake and that. 968 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:51,277 And then him. 969 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,190 - Bim. 970 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:53,029 - Bim. 971 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:53,942 - Bim. 972 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:55,360 - Ayah! 973 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:57,449 - Waas sappening, mama? 974 00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:58,909 - Ooh, mama. 975 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:09,086 - All right. 976 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,248 - Waas sappening? 977 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,796 Waas sappening, waas sappening? 978 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,007 - Hey, bitchin', mama. 979 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,846 Totally rad, whoo, bitchin'. 980 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,714 Yeah, whoo! 981 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,350 Hey, get back here. 982 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,813 Hey, relax. 983 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:28,601 Relax, man. 984 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:31,146 This little tattoo's gonna make you blend right in. 985 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:34,487 Pretty soon they won't be able to tell you from the natives. 986 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:37,073 Next thing you know, you got a job, make a little money, 987 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:40,239 Get a little place, get a credit card. 988 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:43,409 Start making payments on a Toyota, just like an American. 989 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,656 - Is that all it takes to be an American, 990 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,705 is to buy useless things? 991 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:50,419 - You think having a car in LA. is useless things? 992 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,288 Try to get around in LA. without a car, man, 993 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,633 you end up with feet look like Donald Duck, honey. 994 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:58,503 So, uh, where you from anyways? 995 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:01,302 - El Salvador. - Oh, yeah? 996 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:04,050 I know some girls from El Salvador, 997 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,348 except they're all disco bunnies. 998 00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:08,392 - What is die-so bunnies? 999 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,478 - Disco bunnies. 1000 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:14,352 It's, uh, you know, girls that hang around discos. 1001 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:17,025 You know, you buy 'em a drink, you dance with them. 1002 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:20,616 You end up driving them all over LA. in your useless car. 1003 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,826 - Disco bunnies. - Yeah, that's it. 1004 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:25,287 You got it. 1005 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,751 Hey, hey, I was just teasing you. 1006 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:33,541 Women. 1007 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,976 - Waas sappening? 1008 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,458 - Hello, mi'jo. 1009 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,921 Are you there? 1010 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:17,540 What are you doing? 1011 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:19,087 Are you being good? 1012 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,505 Javier? 1013 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:22,469 Are you there? 1014 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,554 Javier? 1015 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,549 - Is sin making you lonely? 1016 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,678 You ask yourself, is sin making you lonely? 1017 00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,904 - Hey, uh, Jimmy. - Huh? 1018 00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,113 - Hey, man. 1019 00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:42,948 Hey listen, you got any other jobs I could do, man? 1020 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,067 I need to make some money a little bit quicker. 1021 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,569 - Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do. 1022 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:47,411 - Oh good. 1023 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,781 - If you don't mind being naked. 1024 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:50,873 Nah, I'm just kiddin' ya. 1025 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:52,708 I got a job, follow me. 1026 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,206 - Hey, uh, so listen, what are you doing 1027 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:01,129 down here in T.J. anyways, man? 1028 00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,342 - Oh, you know. 1029 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:04,924 - No. 1030 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:08,596 - Well, you know, it's kinda like in them cowboy movies, 1031 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,684 you know, when the two guys are on horseback, 1032 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,679 and they're riding across the plains, 1033 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,182 and the posse is chasing them, you know? 1034 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,148 - Yeah. 1035 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,641 - One guy says to the other guy, 1036 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:19,519 if we can just make it to the Mexican border, 1037 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,191 then we can make it. 1038 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:21,983 - Yeah. 1039 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:24,986 - Yeah. 1040 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:29,407 - Oh. 1041 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,491 - All right, here it is. 1042 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:35,709 Don't take no wooden pesos. 1043 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:42,084 - Gotta have 'em, gotta have 'em, gotta have 'em. 1044 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:42,959 Hey, yo! 1045 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,007 YO! YO, YO, YO, YO, YO! 1046 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,970 Gotta have 'em, oranges! 1047 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:02,653 Yo, yo yo! 1048 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:03,646 Come on, get your oranges. 1049 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,648 Here you go, fresh oranges. 1050 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:06,524 Right here. 1051 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,655 Come on. 1052 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:11,404 Yeah, well, hope you die of scurvy. 1053 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,959 - No steal, no steal. 1054 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,630 - Oh. 1055 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,924 No, no, no, he didn't steal. 1056 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:32,508 No no no, I gave it to him, here here. 1057 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:33,350 Here, go ahead. 1058 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:35,139 - No, no, no steal. 1059 00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,979 - No, no, it's okay. 1060 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:38,598 It's okay, here, here. 1061 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:42,819 - No, no, no. 1062 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,357 - That's okay, that's all right. 1063 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:45,695 I gave it to him. 1064 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:57,450 Wait, wait. 1065 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,335 - No, no, no, senor. 1066 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,550 - No, it's all right. 1067 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:08,135 Go ahead. 1068 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:30,324 All right, all right. 1069 00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:34,904 All right, working all the time. 1070 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:36,076 Come on back, come on back. 1071 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,414 All right, all right. 1072 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,623 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1073 00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:39,458 Where you goin', all right? 1074 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,327 Wanna come in, have a drink? 1075 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,703 Come on inside? 1076 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:43,704 What do you wanna do, get down and boogie? 1077 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:44,705 All right, boogaloo. 1078 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:45,831 Shake your thing? 1079 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:46,958 What did you come here for? 1080 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:49,006 How about a little, uh, pool? 1081 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,502 A little pool? 1082 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:54,382 How about a little, uh, wah, wah, wah, wah? 1083 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,474 All right, inside. 1084 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:57,718 Take care of my man, in here you go. 1085 00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:00,266 YO, Yo, Yo, Yo, YO, YO, YO, YO! 1086 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,191 Hey, man. 1087 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,025 Have a good time in there? 1088 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,484 Get back in there. 1089 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:11,691 - Waas sappening? 1090 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,238 - Waas sappening? 1091 00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:15,407 - Yeah, let's go, let's go. 1092 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:19,244 Say, what's happenin', bro? 1093 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:20,662 I'm gonna take a break. 1094 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,704 - Yeah, come on in. 1095 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,668 Yah, uh-huh. 1096 00:56:22,671 --> 00:56:24,457 Come on in, all right. 1097 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,168 Give me five, yeah. 1098 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:47,893 All right! 1099 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,693 Come on in, watch your step there. 1100 00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:57,661 Get back over here. 1101 00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:00,952 Now go on in there and have a good time. 1102 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:28,480 Listen, how much money have I got now, man? 1103 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,318 - You? 1104 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:32,530 You made, uh, my God, you made about $100 already. 1105 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:33,363 - Oh, yeah? 1106 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:34,983 - Yeah. - Yeah, $129. 1107 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:38,410 - Well, yeah, $129. 1108 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:40,074 You're just raking it in, aren't ya? 1109 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,914 - You don't miss a beat, do you? 1110 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:42,782 - Not many. 1111 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,455 - Why don't you just take that on account, man? 1112 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:48,204 I'll send you the rest as soon as I get home. 1113 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,330 - Rudy. - Yeah? 1114 00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:54,002 - You crack me up. 1115 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:59,090 - I'm glad I crack somebody up. 1116 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,310 - Hey, Rudy, I'm gonna buy you a drink. 1117 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,479 I'm gonna buy you a drink, 1118 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,519 and I'm not even gonna put it on the books. 1119 00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:08,436 How about that? 1120 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:11,435 - Alert the media. 1121 00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:12,652 Hey. 1122 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:13,817 Through the teeth, round the gums, 1123 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,235 look out gullet, here it comes. 1124 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:19,281 - I like it, I like it. 1125 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,740 - Got a spot you need cleaning? 1126 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:26,037 - Hey, what say you and me go to a restaurant tonight? 1127 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:27,205 I know this little place 1128 00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:29,579 that's got the best criadilla in the world. 1129 00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:31,250 Have you ever had that? 1130 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:32,669 - What's that? - Criadilla? 1131 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,259 Oh, it's bull ball, boy. 1132 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:36,468 - Let's have a ball. 1133 00:58:36,471 --> 00:58:37,711 - Oh, it's great, it's great. 1134 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,213 It eats better than it sounds, really. 1135 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:41,886 You just gotta be careful, you gotta spit the pits out. 1136 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:42,974 - Oh, get out of here. 1137 00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:46,391 - What do you say? 1138 00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:48,765 - Yeah, whatever. - All right. 1139 00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,529 - Is my credit good for another drink? 1140 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,277 - Hell, yeah, why not? 1141 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,495 But I, I'll pour it. 1142 00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:05,284 - Summertime Blues. - Johnny B. Good? 1143 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,455 - Summertime Blues. 1144 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,578 - Orale, Summertime Blues! 1145 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:14,253 - I think you should stick around. 1146 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:19,220 - Summertime Blues. 1147 00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:25,392 - Summertime Blues? 1148 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,977 - Simon. - Done. 1149 00:59:36,448 --> 00:59:40,442 ♪ Da da da da Da da da da ♪ 1150 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:43,945 ♪ Well, I'm a gonna raise a fuss I'm a-gonna raise a holler ♪ 1151 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:46,993 ♪ Da da da da ♪ - Rudy, you're not bad. 1152 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,991 ♪ Workin' all summer just to try to earn a dollar ♪ 1153 00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:51,994 - Maybe I can manage this guy. ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1154 00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:55,123 ♪ Well, I try to call my baby I try to get a date ♪ 1155 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:58,046 ♪ My boss said no dice, son you gotta work late ♪ 1156 00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:00,920 ♪ Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do ♪ 1157 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:05,892 ♪ But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues ♪ 1158 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,682 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1159 01:00:12,651 --> 01:00:15,985 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1160 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:22,404 ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ 1161 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,870 - All right, all right, very good. 1162 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:28,784 See, you got it. - Yeah. 1163 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,250 - So, uh, I'm gonna teach you the most famous 1164 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:35,087 rock and roll song that there is, okay it goes. 1165 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:37,377 ♪ Bat da-da dat dat ♪ 1166 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:40,797 ♪ Dat dat dat dat dat da da dat ♪ 1167 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:42,966 ♪ Well, shake it up, baby ♪ 1168 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,805 ♪ Shake it up, baby ♪ 1169 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:49,393 ♪ Twist and shout ♪ - La Bamba? 1170 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:52,684 ♪ Ba la bamba ♪ - It's Twist and Shout. 1171 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:55,103 Twist and shout. ♪ Ba la bamba ♪ 1172 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:57,021 ♪ You know you twist real good ♪ 1173 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,359 ♪ Twist real good ♪ 1174 01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:00,525 ♪ You know you twist so fine ♪ 1175 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:01,863 ♪ Twist so fine ♪ 1176 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:04,108 ♪ Come on and twist a little closer ♪ 1177 01:01:04,119 --> 01:01:05,450 ♪ Twist a little closer ♪ 1178 01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:07,569 ♪ Come on and show me that you're mine ♪ 1179 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,071 ♪ Show me you're mine ♪ 1180 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,288 ♪ Let's stay here. ♪ 1181 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,078 ♪ Ah ♪ 1182 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:15,539 ♪ Ah ♪ 1183 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,294 ♪ Arrghh ♪“ 1184 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,423 - All right, yeah! 1185 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,512 See, the thing is that there's a million guys out there, 1186 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,598 and they all got guitars, you know? 1187 01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:29,933 Uh, look, uh. 1188 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:31,893 Yeah, yeah. 1189 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:35,059 And everybody has, okay. 1190 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:37,148 So the thing is, you have to do something different. 1191 01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:37,983 You know. 1192 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,362 Yeah, right. 1193 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:45,278 So, like, if we put rock with this kind of music-- 1194 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:54,082 ♪ Purple haze all around ♪ 1195 01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:59,046 ♪ Don't know if I'm comin up or down ♪ 1196 01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:02,792 ♪ Am I happy or in misery ♪ 1197 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:07,763 ♪ Whatever it is that girl put the spell on me ♪ 1198 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:14,311 ♪ Purple haze was in my brain ♪ 1199 01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:19,059 ♪ Lately things just don't seem the same ♪ 1200 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:23,404 ♪ Acting funny but I don't know why ♪ 1201 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:28,367 ♪ Excuse me while I work these lights ♪ 1202 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:33,037 ♪ Help me ♪ 1203 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,076 Hey, help me! 1204 01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:37,747 Help me! 1205 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:40,920 All right, ooh, yeah! 1206 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:41,709 Help me! 1207 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:45,334 Yes, someone help me! 1208 01:02:59,192 --> 01:02:59,977 - Fa. 1209 01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:30,800 - Oh, ha! 1210 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:50,153 - Oh thank you sir, thank you sir. 1211 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,088 All right. 1212 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:15,219 - So, where did you learn to speak German? 1213 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:17,721 - Oh, hi. 1214 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:20,346 You got another pail of water back there someplace? 1215 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,689 No. - No, I don't know. 1216 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,148 What are you doing here anyway? 1217 01:04:24,152 --> 01:04:25,734 - I work here. - Oh, yeah? 1218 01:04:25,737 --> 01:04:27,398 I thought you worked at the pool hall. 1219 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:29,863 What, they fire you? 1220 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,322 - No. 1221 01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:33,909 I work here, I work there. 1222 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,244 I work at another restaurant on the weekends. 1223 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,988 I work very hard. 1224 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:41,117 - Oh, yeah, you must be rolling in money then, huh? 1225 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:44,870 - I have enough money to buy you a beer, if you want. 1226 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:47,748 - Oh, yeah, well, I want. 1227 01:04:47,759 --> 01:04:49,841 - Come on. - She's gonna buy me a beer. 1228 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,460 Hmm, how about that? 1229 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:53,549 - So? 1230 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,802 - So what? 1231 01:04:56,810 --> 01:05:00,769 - So how come you know how to speak German? 1232 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,013 - Because I used to live in Germany. 1233 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,436 For six years I was stationed there. 1234 01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:06,558 - In the Army? 1235 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:11,481 - In the Army, being all I could be, 1236 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,198 except all they let me be was a mechanic. 1237 01:05:13,201 --> 01:05:17,115 So I was in the Army as a mechanic for four years, 1238 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,207 and I stayed a couple of extra years and got married. 1239 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:25,544 - You are married? - Was married, was, was. 1240 01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,504 - What happened? 1241 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,295 - Uh, didn't work out. 1242 01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:37,756 Well, it worked out once, but I worked it back in. 1243 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,257 - What? 1244 01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,306 - It's a chis-to? 1245 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,555 You know, a joke. 1246 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:51,478 Yeah, it was that too, it's a joke. 1247 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:03,700 Um, listen, uh, what time you get off? 1248 01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:08,211 - In about 15-20 minutes, why? 1249 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:12,048 - I'm working up to it, give me a chance. 1250 01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:15,214 I thought maybe if you weren't doing anything, uh, 1251 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,928 we could go out and have some dinner, 1252 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:19,263 seeing as this is my last night in town. 1253 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:21,133 - You are leaving? 1254 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,760 - You gonna miss me? 1255 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:26,559 So uh, what do you think? 1256 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:29,691 Go out, have some dinner or something? 1257 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,150 - I tell you what. 1258 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:36,612 You can come over to my house, and I will cook you dinner. 1259 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,700 - Sure, yeah, that'd be great, yeah. 1260 01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:42,822 Uh, I could save me some money and see your house. 1261 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,791 - Good! 1262 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:48,581 I, I live on the beach in Rosarito. 1263 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:52,456 I will give you my address, and you will have to take a bus. 1264 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,208 - No, that's no problem. 1265 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,176 Yeah, that'd be great. 1266 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,840 - Is 7:30 okay? 1267 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,464 Yeah, yeah, 7:30 is fine, I'll be there. 1268 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:02,637 All right, great. 1269 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,885 I'll be there. - Okay. 1270 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:06,762 - Thanks a lot. 1271 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:09,561 Um, uh, what should I wear? 1272 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,480 - Nothing. - I can do that. 1273 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,444 - I didn't mean nothing. 1274 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,689 - I know what you meant, don't worry. 1275 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,782 - Just for dinner, okay? 1276 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,948 - 7:30, don't be late. 1277 01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:22,740 - Ciao. 1278 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:27,866 - Whoa, hey, boy! 1279 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,661 You done all right. 1280 01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:31,457 Not bad. 1281 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:34,251 Not bad. 1282 01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:37,959 Oh, sure you don't wanna stick around? 1283 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:41,089 We can make a lot of money together. 1284 01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:41,884 - Yeah. 1285 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:48,102 - All right. 1286 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,942 You come by here 7:00 tomorrow morning. 1287 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,277 I'll take you there. 1288 01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:57,396 - Sounds good. 1289 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:02,405 Be good, Jimmy, thanks a lot, man. 1290 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:03,902 - All right. - See you in the morning, man. 1291 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,074 - See you. - Nice place 1292 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,415 you got here, man. - Yeah, I call it home. 1293 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,785 - See you tomorrow, Jim. - Mmm-hmm. 1294 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:31,305 ♪ I'm in a slow south slow one ♪ 1295 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:33,398 ♪ Got a date with an angel ♪ 1296 01:08:33,401 --> 01:08:35,017 ♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ 1297 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,235 What, hey! - Hola. 1298 01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,784 - You got $100 of Fee's money, ese. 1299 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,074 - Now, my little cabron, 1300 01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:49,869 you better give us the money, 1301 01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:52,584 or you better give us something! 1302 01:08:58,176 --> 01:08:59,462 - I don't have no money, I don't have it! 1303 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:01,301 - Give us the money, honey! 1304 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:04,504 Stop it, hey! 1305 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,746 - I don't know about your country, 1306 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,209 but in my country, 1307 01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:37,454 if you make a date for a certain time, 1308 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:39,297 then you show up at that time. 1309 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,008 Since 7:30, I had dinner ready! 1310 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,422 - You got any ice? 1311 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:44,669 - Ice? 1312 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:45,512 - Ice. 1313 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,472 Uh, just something cold. 1314 01:09:57,735 --> 01:09:58,941 - Are you okay? 1315 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:06,733 - Yeah, I'm okay. 1316 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:11,579 I just, I got into a little chingazo with some guys. 1317 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,698 A fight, I got in a fight. 1318 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:18,587 I don't know, they chased me, and I got on the wrong bus 1319 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,672 and I ended up five miles up the road, I had to walk up. 1320 01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:23,041 I'm really sorry. 1321 01:10:24,846 --> 01:10:25,631 - Hey, hey 1322 01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:32,721 I'll get dinner, okay? 1323 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:35,011 Just a moment. 1324 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:41,400 Drink this one. 1325 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,443 - You look really nice. 1326 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:52,453 - Thank you. 1327 01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:56,245 I'll go get dinner. 1328 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:04,965 I'm sorry I was mad at you. 1329 01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:07,961 It's just that, 1330 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,680 I was really disappointed when you didn't show up. 1331 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:13,675 I mean, I don't have very many friends here. 1332 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:17,645 The first day I was here, I had my purse stolen, 1333 01:11:20,026 --> 01:11:22,017 all my money, everything. 1334 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:32,490 I thought I was going to be here for a few days. 1335 01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:35,330 It has been almost five months now. 1336 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,201 I just, 1337 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:41,248 I just didn't want to come 1338 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,043 to the United States with nothing. 1339 01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:50,053 You know what I mean? 1340 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,591 I hope you like arroz con pollo. 1341 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:03,918 - God damn it, son of a bitch. 1342 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:05,377 Fat piece of... 1343 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:08,423 That son of a bitch bandit, he wanted 500 bucks! 1344 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:12,169 500 bucks, Jesus! 1345 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,931 Well, I covered it. 1346 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,646 - You sure? 1347 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:24,980 - No. 1348 01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:27,100 I mean, I'm out $150 here! 1349 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:29,977 - I could send it to you from L.A., man. 1350 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:30,774 - No, no. 1351 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:36,326 I wanted to give you a going-away present. 1352 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,491 I mean, what the hell, you know? 1353 01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:40,613 - Thanks a lot, Jimmy. - It's only 150 bucks. 1354 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:42,912 Yeah. - I appreciate It, man. 1355 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:55,128 - Well, uh, tada! 1356 01:13:58,225 --> 01:13:59,590 - All right, Rudy. 1357 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:01,309 - See you later, Jimmy. - I'm gonna miss you. 1358 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:03,144 - I'm gonna miss you too, man. 1359 01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,512 Believe it or not, I had fun here. 1360 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,981 - I liked having you around, you know? 1361 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,600 You're kinda like... 1362 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,191 Well, you're kind of like a pet. 1363 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:15,441 All right, you take care. 1364 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,317 - All right, man, you be good. 1365 01:14:17,328 --> 01:14:18,284 - 150 bucks! 1366 01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:22,952 - Uh, thanks for the dinner last night, 1367 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:23,824 uh, almost. 1368 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:31,046 I remembered, huh? 1369 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,878 So, uh, you have my phone number, huh? 1370 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:41,391 When you get to town, you give me a call, okay? 1371 01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:44,052 Come on, come on. 1372 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:49,603 Be good, die-so bunny, okay? 1373 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:53,899 - Rudy! 1374 01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:08,793 - Um, well, call before you come. 1375 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:12,417 Anytime. 1376 01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,160 - Here we go, L.A. 1377 01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:03,321 - Hey, so you're only down $150 bucks. 1378 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:05,318 Come on, boy, you're gonna make that up in no time. 1379 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,536 I got lots of jobs for you. 1380 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,577 Oh, come on, Rudy. 1381 01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:13,667 Hey, I'm still your manager, right? 1382 01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:15,253 Hey, Rudy, the car's back here. 1383 01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:17,793 Come on, I don't want to leave it here. 1384 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,540 Rudy! 1385 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:29,392 - Hell, Jake, I ain't seen a single living soul all morning. 1386 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,227 Must have been a fiesta last night. 1387 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:33,346 They all overslept. - Yeah. 1388 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:39,019 - Uh, there's the first customer of the day. 1389 01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:40,565 Smile pretty, old buddy. 1390 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:43,110 You're on Candid Camera. 1391 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:45,575 - Where is he? - 12:00 o'clock. 1392 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:49,120 - Ah, yeah, there he is. - Yeah. 1393 01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:51,364 I'm gonna get me some 25. 1394 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:54,367 - It'll be a few minutes before he gets here. 1395 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,164 I'm gonna take a whiz. 1396 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:14,103 ♪ Everywhere around the world ♪ 1397 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:15,562 - Pipe's clogged up this morning. 1398 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:18,149 ♪They're coming to America ♪ - Charge! 1399 01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:21,816 ♪ Every time that flag's unfurled ♪ 1400 01:18:21,822 --> 01:18:25,736 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ - Son of a bitch Jake wake up! 1401 01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:28,030 ♪ Got a dream to take them there ♪ 1402 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,527 - Holy shit! - Go back! 1403 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:33,281 - Mayday! ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1404 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:37,126 ♪ Got a dream they come to share ♪ 1405 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:41,373 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1406 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:44,171 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1407 01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:45,293 - I've got a gun! ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1408 01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:48,387 - Get your ass in this truck! - Shit! 1409 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:52,475 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1410 01:18:55,314 --> 01:18:59,057 ♪ Today ♪ 1411 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:06,822 ♪ Today ♪ 1412 01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:14,993 ♪ Today ♪ 1413 01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:30,004 - Well, here they come, 1414 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:34,259 East L.A.'s own Roosevelt High School marching band. 1415 01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:40,147 - What's happening? 1416 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,312 - I forgot, it's the Cinco de Mayo parade. 1417 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,151 - What's Cinco de Mayo? 1418 01:19:44,154 --> 01:19:48,864 - I don't know, but we have a parade every year, come on. 1419 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:03,629 - Oh, Simon. 1420 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:16,308 - Waas sappening? - Hey vato, waas sappening? 1421 01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:22,231 - What are you doing? - You're looking good, man. 1422 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:23,440 - Good. - Suave. 1423 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:31,532 - Go Raiders! - Fernando Valenzuela! 1424 01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:52,178 ♪ I was born in East L.A. ♪ 1425 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:56,766 ♪ Man I was born in East LA. ♪ 1426 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:57,600 - Oh, yeah? 1427 01:20:57,603 --> 01:20:58,764 You were born in East LA. 1428 01:20:58,771 --> 01:21:00,853 Well, let's see your green card, huh? 1429 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,346 - Green card? 1430 01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:04,019 ♪ I'm from East LA. ♪ 1431 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:04,857 - Alright, well then, 1432 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,601 who's president of the United States? 1433 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:07,647 - Oh, that's easy man. 1434 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:09,486 That guy that used to be on Death Valley Days. 1435 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:10,321 Uh, John Wayne. 1436 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,656 - Alright, let's go, come on. 1437 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:16,368 ♪ Next thing I know I'm in a foreign land ♪ 1438 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:19,956 ♪ People talking so fast I couldn't understand ♪ 1439 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:24,043 ♪ There was nobody left to lend a helping hand ♪ 1440 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:27,789 ♪ I was cold it was dark where is a burger stand ♪ 1441 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:31,668 ♪ I want to go back to East LA. ♪ 1442 01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:35,546 ♪ I wish I was back in East LA. ♪ 1443 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:39,471 ♪ I don't belong here in downtown T.J. ♪ 1444 01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:43,847 ♪ 'Cause I was born in East LA. ole ♪ 1445 01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:03,249 ♪ I crawled under barbed wire swam across the stream ♪ 1446 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:07,712 ♪ Rode in six different trucks packed like a sardine ♪ 1447 01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:11,173 ♪ Walked all day in the burning sun ♪ 1448 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:16,137 ♪ Now I know what it's like to be born to run ♪ 1449 01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:23,261 ♪ Up ahead was the promised land ♪ 1450 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:27,186 ♪ Shining like a star just beyond my hand ♪ 1451 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,560 I All I could see was a golden door I 1452 01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:34,656 ♪ I looked up, a sign said five zillion sold ♪ 1453 01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:38,617 ♪ And I was back in East L.A. ♪ 1454 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:42,409 ♪ Yes I was back in East LA. ♪ 1455 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:46,250 ♪ You know I'm never gonna stray ♪ 1456 01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:51,214 ♪ 'Cause I was born in East LA. orale ♪ 1457 01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:54,379 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ 1458 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:58,254 ♪ I'm a low riding vato from East LA. ♪ 1459 01:22:58,265 --> 01:23:02,054 ♪ We are same ♪ ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ 1460 01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:07,021 ♪ Whoo hoo ho hoo ♪ ♪ Born in East LA. orale ♪ 1461 01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:10,809 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ 1462 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:15,154 ♪ This ain't no Datsun it's a Chevrolet cruise all day ♪ 1463 01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,819 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ 1464 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:22,787 ♪ What I say ♪ ♪ Born in East LA. orale ♪ 1465 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,741 - Soto Street! - We love it! 1466 01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,915 - Brooklyn Avenue! - We love it! 1467 01:23:29,922 --> 01:23:32,038 - City of Terrace! - Ahh... 1468 01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:36,675 - Whittier Boulevard! - We love it! 1469 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,885 ♪ Orale ♪ 1470 01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:40,721 - Wilshire? 1471 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,341 I said, how to get to Wilshire? 1472 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,514 What, am I lost or what? 1473 01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:49,059 ♪ I'm a low-ridin' vato from El Mara way ♪ 1474 01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:53,060 ♪ I was born I was born in East LA. ♪ 1475 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,231 ♪ What you say ♪ 1476 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:57,947 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ - East LA. 1477 01:23:57,950 --> 01:24:01,818 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ ♪ Don't delay ♪ 1478 01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:05,696 ♪Born in East LA. ♪ ♪ Cruise all day ♪ 1479 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:09,575 ♪Born in East LA. ♪ ♪ In East LA. ♪ 1480 01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:13,420 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪ ♪ Orale ♪ 1481 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:16,381 ♪ Born in East LA. ♪