1 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,336 A woman who jumped from the roof 2 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,976 of a multi-story building in camberwell yesterday 3 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,616 has been pronounced dead. 4 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,056 Okay, I found a place. 5 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,800 Five-star, swanky, the whole thing. 6 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,736 And I've never been to Spain before, so... 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,736 Portugal. 8 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,256 Sagres is in Portugal, babe. 9 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,536 Okay, who cares? Look, it looks so nice. 10 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,896 - And you know all about looking nice. - Hey, now I've got hat hair. 11 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,336 Yeah, I like it like that. 12 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,680 Here, try this. 13 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,016 - What is it? - My new creation. 14 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,800 It's focus group today, so... 15 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,680 Sneak preview. Lucky me. 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,576 Yeah. 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,760 - Yeah? - It's great. 18 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,800 - What is it? - It's miso jam. 19 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,440 - Miso jam. - You so what? 20 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,376 - You are such a dick. - You so pretty. 21 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,680 You so tasty. 22 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,256 And miso want a holiday. 23 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,440 Okay. 24 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,616 People may say that they're not ready for those textures in biscuits, 25 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,176 but our taste tests have rated off the charts, so... 26 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,576 - That's my almond milk. - I was only gonna have a bit. 27 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,376 - But you can have any milk. - Well 28 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,496 - that's the only vegan one. - My god. You serious? 29 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,080 - Okay. - Milk fascist. Okay, I'll have some. 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,896 - Maria, we're ready in here. - My kidneys! 31 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,136 - Yeah? - Yeah. 32 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,256 Guys, sorry. I'm gonna have to wrap up on this. 33 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,976 Looking like a regular hucklebuck. 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,696 Yes, boss. Made just like you said. 35 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,776 - No nuts in the nougat, right? - Nah. Just sugar and egg whites. 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,896 Okay, good. 37 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,840 'Cause my epipen is way over there, and I can't be arsed to run. 38 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,496 I think you've done it again. 39 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,656 It's another of your mental ideas that, annoyingly, really works. 40 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,976 Okay. Got my Guinea pigs at reception. All set? 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,240 Yeah. Wanna try one? 42 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,960 Come on in. Take a seat around the table, please. 43 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,520 Hi. 44 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,080 Okay. 45 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,536 They're amazing, but think about... 46 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,816 First thing I'm... 47 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,040 Guys, captain Jack sparrow at the end. 48 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,856 - What? - That guy. Look at him. 49 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,976 - That's nice. - Yeah. 50 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,120 Thank you. 51 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,456 - Anyone want a coffee? - Yeah. 52 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,896 - Can I get a double Espresso, please? - Black for me. 53 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,056 Can I get a latte? 54 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,656 Okay, well, thank you all so much for being here. 55 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,136 I'm Camille. I'll be running today's session. 56 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,120 Hi. Sorry, is this the right room for the tasting thing? 57 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,120 Sorry, I don't think you're in today. 58 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,256 Is that... No, it can't be. 59 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,536 I should be on your list. Verity Greene. 60 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,000 - Christ, that is her. Verity Greene. - Hang on. 61 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,176 Yes, you are down here. 62 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,136 Come on through. We haven't got going yet. 63 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,256 - Sorry. - You know her? 64 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,616 - I'll grab my seat... - Yeah, she went to my school. 65 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,496 - Sorry, so sorry. - No, no bother. 66 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,360 - Hey. - Well, that's a makeover she's had. 67 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,936 - Yeah? - Okay. 68 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,760 Guys, time to dig in. 69 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,456 Our head of flavor has dreamt up a fresh take on our famous hucklebuck, 70 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,776 and you lucky people get to try it first. 71 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,936 So have a taste, 72 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,360 and let's talk about how it makes you feel. 73 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,200 Yeah, do take a moment to sit with the flavor if you're not sure. 74 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,320 I'm sorry, but that's rank. 75 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,857 Okay. 76 00:03:51,881 --> 00:03:55,376 I mean, I like the normal hucklebuck, 77 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,920 but these are just... I mean. 78 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,616 I liked it. 79 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,056 What did you say the flavor group was? 80 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,896 Miso. It's a sort of umami. 81 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,056 Why? Why would you do that? 82 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,416 - Can I have another one? - Yeah. Of course. 83 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,800 Take as many as you like. 84 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,560 Sorry. 85 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,640 Maybe it's just me, but it definitely grows on you. 86 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,337 Okay. 87 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:24,120 But on the second one, it's, like, ten times better. Honest. 88 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,040 You should try. 89 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,240 Actually, 90 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,160 now I've gotten used to it, it's... 91 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,017 It's not bad. 92 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:45,416 I like the saltiness. 93 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,496 Okay, saltiness. 94 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,176 It really compliments the chocolate, like, the contrast. 95 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,080 - Yeah. That's what I thought. - Great. 96 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,240 - Thank god for verity, yeah? - Yeah. 97 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,936 - Thank you. - Punchy. 98 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,376 Well done, boss. 99 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,456 - The colors go... - Thank you. 100 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,040 That was my design brief. 101 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,096 Maria. 102 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,696 Yeah, it's Maria, isn't it? 103 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,376 Verity Greene. Do you remember me? Colworth manor high. 104 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,376 - My god. Yes. Of course. - Yeah. 105 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,816 - Hi. Wow. It's been... - God, yeah... like, ten years? 106 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,696 - Crazy. - Yeah. What are the chances? 107 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,816 - Wow! - Are you here for the tasting thing? 108 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:33,296 No. No, no. No, I... I work here. 109 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,296 - You work here? - Yeah, in the RandD division. 110 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,496 In the RandD? 111 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,536 Yeah, I'm just doing the focus group thing. 112 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,696 I really enjoyed it. It was so interesting. 113 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,016 All the new fillings. 114 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,576 - I mean, all the science of it. - Yeah. 115 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,160 Yeah. I think I'm definitely gonna apply for the job. 116 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:53,496 - Right. Sorry, the job? - Yeah, the, research assistant in RandD. 117 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,376 I don't think there is a job going. 118 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,856 The... 119 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,200 It said on the website there was a vacancy. 120 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,016 I'm quite... I mean, I'd know, 121 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,736 and I, yeah, I don't think there is a job going right now. 122 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,096 Sorry. 123 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:09,560 Yeah, I could have sworn... That's a pity. 124 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,040 If you remember anything about me, you'll know that I love a lab. 125 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,896 Yes. 126 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,320 I was such a geek at school, wasn't I? 127 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,416 - Well... - I, like, lived in the computer room. 128 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,536 Yeah, you were 129 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,096 I'm amazed you remember me at all because you were definitely popular. 130 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,216 I mean, I don't know 131 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,840 yeah. No. Especially compared to me. 132 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,200 Like, what was I? 133 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,136 Look, I... actually, I have to go. 134 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,960 - God, sorry. Yeah. Sorry. - Yeah. 135 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,040 Yeah... 136 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,840 - It was good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 137 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,017 Hey, Gabe. 138 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:11,776 - Hey. - Hey. 139 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,536 Nice one on the miso jam hucklebuck. 140 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,736 Camille said they were hesitant at first, then... 141 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,456 - Yeah, it's a grower. - A big grower. 142 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,176 They asked for takeaways. 143 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,776 I just saw we've got an advert for a research assistant. 144 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,256 - Yeah. Yeah, it went up a few days ago. - It's just that we hired luisa in march. 145 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,640 Well, expanding the team. 146 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,896 I mean, we're doing well. You are doing well. 147 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,056 Ditta's really into your mallow concept. 148 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,096 - Might launch it globally if he likes it. - Mr. Ditta said that? 149 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,976 Ask him if you don't believe me. He'll be here Thursday. 150 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,320 - Here? - Yeah. 151 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,560 Gonna get myself a new shirt. 152 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,816 She's this girl I went to school with. 153 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,576 I haven't seen her in years, and then today, bam, 154 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,376 she's in one of the focus groups, and then she's after a job in our office. 155 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,936 - In your office? - My office. 156 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,256 - Is there a job going? - Well, yeah, but not for her. 157 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,296 - She was, like, the school freak. - Is that her official title or... 158 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,496 She was clever, 159 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,520 like, brain box clever to the point where she was sort of "off." 160 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,616 Zero social skills. 161 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,560 She had this mad hair. 162 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,336 She was always scribbling, like, these weird little diagrams 163 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,680 of, like, computers that she wanted to build. 164 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,576 She... sounds kind of cool. 165 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,680 No, she definitely was not cool. Right from the off. 166 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,240 And there was this rumor about her. 167 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,160 Spicy rumor? 168 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,656 That she wanked off Mr. Kendrick in the computer room. 169 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,976 What, "Mr. Kendrick"? What, like a teacher? 170 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,016 Yeah. But it probably wasn't even true. 171 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,017 - It was... - That is... 172 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,256 Teenagers love to gossip, even if it's bullshit. 173 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,336 This is you saying you gossiped about verity? 174 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,816 - Everyone gossiped about verity. - Okay. 175 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,760 - It was just... she was just... - An easy target? 176 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 Not for me. 177 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,736 This one girl, Natalie caine, 178 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,016 when she heard about the Mr. Kendrick stuff, she was ruthless. 179 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,856 She kept calling verity "milkmaid," 180 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,016 like, over and over till it stuck, 181 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,360 and then that was just her name. 182 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,720 Like, "look at milkmaid's hair." "Look at milkmaid sitting on her own." 183 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,760 Kids can be vicious. 184 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,376 But she was always this big computer genius at school, 185 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,496 and this says she's been working at a travel agent. 186 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,560 - Wait. Are you stalking her? - No. 187 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,976 But to go from that to food research, I mean, why? 188 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,336 Maybe she's got the qualifications. 189 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,680 She won't have the qualifications. 190 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:42,560 After that, then I took molecular biochemistry at Cambridge. 191 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,616 Yeah. I was quite proud because I got a first. 192 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,577 So I see. 193 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:49,416 And around the same time, I just got fascinated by food, 194 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,896 so I enrolled in a catering course at Oxford brookes. 195 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,200 You've been scuba diving since you were 12? 196 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,296 That's your mate, isn't it? 197 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,296 Who's been at this? 198 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,136 - Don't look at me. - I'll write my name on it, then. 199 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,056 - Need help with spelling? Begins with "I." - Yeah. Funny. 200 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,536 Guys? Hello! Everyone. 201 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,736 This is verity. 202 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,616 She's gonna be joining us as our new research assistant. 203 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,736 Please make her feel welcome. 204 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,336 Nick, could you find verity a desk? 205 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,856 Yeah. Definitely, yeah. 206 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,817 Thank you. 207 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:33,896 - Hi. Thank you. - Enjoy. 208 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,016 - Hi. - Hi. 209 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,336 - Do you want to come this way, m'lady? - Yeah. 210 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,856 - Great. You're welcome. - Hi. 211 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,616 Hey, again. 212 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,576 How about right here? 213 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,976 Pre-warmed chair. 214 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,640 - Slide you in, which is a plus. - Gabe? Gabe? Hey. 215 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,056 - That's quite the fast track. - Yeah, well, I just thought, why not? 216 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,591 She's overqualified if anything. I mean... 217 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,920 Right, and that's... that's all legit? 218 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,616 Well, I haven't rung Cambridge to ask if she's a fantasist, 219 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,816 if that's what you mean. 220 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,376 I'm just saying 'cause, I went to school with her. 221 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,936 - Yeah, you said. Did you not get on? - There it is. 222 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,336 No, it wasn't that. It wasn't that. She was just a bit... 223 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,416 A bit? 224 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,560 You know... 225 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,920 Odd. 226 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,816 Well, we're all a bit odd. 227 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,360 I'm just saying maybe kick the tires a bit more. 228 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,456 I'll... I'll call around. Better? 229 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,776 Yeah. Look, it's probably all fine. 230 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,616 Yeah. It probably is. 231 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,456 It's a great place to work. 232 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:36,416 We're a really chill partnership, and... 233 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,376 No, internal dating is allowed, but it's just frowned upon in some areas. 234 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,760 We'll add you to, the whatsapp group. 235 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,720 There's a funny whatsapp group. We do memes. We do sort of, like... 236 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,336 Hey, babes. 237 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,136 Gabe's hired her. 238 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 Verity fucking Greene. 239 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,256 So she was qualified. 240 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,536 Yeah, on paper. 241 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,440 Qualifications are on paper. 242 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,160 Have you got beef with her? 243 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,160 No. 244 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,816 It sounds like you got beef with her. 245 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,720 Go back to your... game. 246 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,896 Doors closing. 247 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,720 - Morning. - Doors opening. 248 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,600 - Morning. - Morning. 249 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,160 - Doors closing. - So I checked verity out. 250 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,656 - Yeah? - Clean bill of health. 251 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,856 - They all said super attentive. - Okay. 252 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,976 - Really smart. - Okay. 253 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,200 - Plays well with others. Yeah. - I get it. 254 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,296 - So, all okay? - Floor two. 255 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,297 All okay. 256 00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:56,656 Doors opening. 257 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,976 Great, because I told verity she can conduit between you and yudy today. 258 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,336 - She can conduit? Conduit's not a verb. - You know, liaise. 259 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,056 - You... you got what I meant. - Also, we don't need a conduit. 260 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,536 It's just so, you know, she can watch your process. 261 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,256 - Learn the ropes. - Right. 262 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:13,336 - And maybe even break the ice. - Sure. 263 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,856 - Have you tasted verity's flapjacks? Wow. - Steady on. 264 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,016 - Help yourself. - Hey. What's going on? 265 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,296 These are so good. 266 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,320 - You should work for a food company. - Yeah, maybe I should. 267 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,696 So this is my new mallow concept, the doubloon. 268 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,976 I wanna eat it already! 269 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,360 Always a good sign. 270 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,896 So, for yudy, the kitchen head, we compile the full list of ingredients, obviously. 271 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,816 Right, yes. That's where I come in. 272 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,080 For today, yeah. 273 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,976 So, for the enrobing chocolate 274 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,976 that is 70% dark with fine salt crystals. 275 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,616 70% dark choc, fine salt crystals. 276 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,936 Yeah. 277 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,936 And the, marshmallow? 278 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,736 - It's just mallow. - Yep, right, mallow. 279 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,776 Non-pork gelatine for the mallow. 280 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,160 Non-pork gelatine. 281 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,736 Actually, you know what? I can't remember if it's pork Mr. Ditta doesn't eat. 282 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,880 Better to go totally plant-based. Carrageenan. 283 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,536 It's made from... It's made from a sort of seaweed. 284 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,256 - Seriously, again? - Carra... 285 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,216 - Who's had me almond milk? - Carrageenan. 286 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,976 - "Not I," said the little red hen. - How do I spell that? 287 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,736 Carra... Carrageenan is... 288 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,016 - C-a-r... - No. It's 289 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,720 - I know it was... - Honestly, I went for cow's milk. 290 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,656 Know what? I'm just gonna email you with the full spelling. 291 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,880 - Yeah, great. That's great. - Yeah? Great, great. 292 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,520 Seriously, this stuff costs, like, £4.50 a carton. 293 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,576 I actually lived above a greggs in wandsworth once. 294 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,976 My waistline's still not forgiven me. 295 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,336 I used to be hooked on their steak bake. 296 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,536 It was like heroin in pastry for me, but now I've gone vegan, so... 297 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,056 - They do a chicken one? - Yeah. It has weird sauce. 298 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,656 The only chicken thing I actually miss is the morley's burger. 299 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,056 I love morley's. 300 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,016 Well, if we're talking fast-food chicken, the absolute winner for me is Bernie's. 301 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,576 - Bernie's? - Bernie's chicken. 302 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,336 Had branches everywhere. Went bust. 303 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,320 Whoever Bernie was, he was shit with money. 304 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,920 It was barnie's. 305 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,256 - Say again. - Barnie's chicken, the chicken chain. 306 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,640 It was "barnie's" with an "a," not Bernie's with an "e." 307 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,816 Yeah, no, it was definitely Bernie's. 308 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,016 - B-e-r... - b-a-r-n-i-e-s. 309 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,496 "Barney" with an i-e at the ending? That's not how you spell Barney. 310 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,056 No, I think "barnie" meant, like, an animal that lives in a barn. 311 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,080 Like a chicken. 312 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,080 They live in coops. 313 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,336 - Honestly, it's barnie's. - Yeah. 314 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,056 It was the chain. Bernie's. They were all over south London. 315 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:46,016 Yeah, sorry, I've got to say, I think it was Bernie's. Bernie's chicken. 316 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,416 - Okay. I know for a fact it's barnie's. - She's getting a strop on. 317 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,456 Yeah, Nick, because my boyfriend used to work at a barnie's. 318 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,216 He still wears a baseball cap from there, so I see the logo every single day. 319 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,760 So I know it is barnie's. 320 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,400 Come on, guys. "Bernie's," "barnie's," does it matter? 321 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,576 - It matters that she's wrong. - My god! Okay! Okay! 322 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,296 - Let's Google it. - Yeah, okay. Let's do it. 323 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,440 - Let's Google it. - Yep. 324 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,120 Barnie's chicken. 325 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,280 Dear. 326 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,737 N... no. 327 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,056 - No. No, no, no. - No, look. 328 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,136 - Deary me. - No. 329 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,296 - No? - It was not that. 330 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,216 - Is it not? No. - It wasn't that. 331 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,256 - Is the whole Internet wrong today? - It... 332 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,136 - That's annoying, isn't it? - My god. 333 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,680 Troubleshoot that if you can. 334 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,680 Feel the "Bern." 335 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,616 - Nick... - What? 336 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,960 - Let it go. - I am. 337 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,440 Hon... Look at this. 338 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,416 - What about it? - It's changed. 339 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,200 - From what? - Just read it. 340 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,600 Bernie's. 341 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,400 It used to say "barnie's." 342 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,120 Why? It's Bernie's chicken. 343 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,536 - You okay? - It was barnie's. 344 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,576 - Babes. - Don't "babes" me. It was barnie's. 345 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,096 I was the one who worked at a Bernie's chicken for a year, okay? 346 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,856 - It's always been Bernie's. - I swear to god, it's changed. 347 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,416 Maybe you just think it has, like the mandela effect. 348 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,096 - People misremember things. - No. I... 349 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,160 Like the monopoly man wearing a monocle. That was a big one. 350 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,216 - I made a dick of myself at work. - 'Cause of Bernie's chicken? 351 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:54,136 - No, because of fucking verity. - Okay, what's she got to do with that? 352 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,656 She's just getting on my nerves. 353 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,976 Everyone's fawning all over her, kissing her arse. 354 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,456 - She's allowed to be popular. - Why are you taking her side? 355 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,536 - What side? She's allowed to be popular. - I didn't say she wasn't. 356 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,240 It doesn't make her a threat. 357 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,696 - I didn't call her a threat. - Okay, well... 358 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,976 What? Now I'm threatened by popular people? Is that it? 359 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,256 No, I'm just saying that you like to be top dog. 360 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,736 - Fuck off. - You do. 361 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,256 You love it when everyone's sucking your dick 362 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,376 I expect people to suck my dick? 363 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,576 I didn't say "expect." 364 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,576 Sorry. I ask them to? 365 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,456 Be a bit difficult since I don't have a fucking dick. 366 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,360 You can relate to that, can't you? 367 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,240 Bernie's chicken! 368 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,000 Just through here, Mr. Ditta. This is where the magic happens. 369 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,736 This is Nick in graphics. 370 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,896 Kitchen head, yudy. 371 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,576 And, of course, of chili flake bête noire fame, 372 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,416 our chief wizard, Maria. 373 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,736 Technically, a female wizard is a witch, so... 374 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,936 Either way, I'm impressed by your conjuring. 375 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,376 Thank you. 376 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,560 The famous miso jam hucklebuck. 377 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,000 I've heard good things. 378 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,760 There is a bit of a learning curve to it. 379 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,760 Very good. 380 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,416 This is the doubloon. 381 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,216 It's a new concept. 382 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,776 - It's made from... - please, please, no spoilers. 383 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Let me guess. 384 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,760 That's good. 385 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,976 That's great. 386 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,600 Okay, so it's, 387 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,376 dark salted chocolate. 388 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,256 - Yes. - And, kind of a marshmallow. 389 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,536 Just mallow. 390 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,256 But what's this texture? It's very interesting. 391 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,616 Well, it's bound with a plant-based gelatine, 392 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,816 which is derived from seaweed. 393 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,240 Seaweed? 394 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,080 The things that we can do, hey? May I? 395 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,000 Yeah. Yeah, you're the boss. 396 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,416 Tight ship you're running, Gabe. See you in Berlin. 397 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,456 Yes. Of course. 398 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,816 Good. And I think you should join us. 399 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,840 I... 400 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,537 Yeah. Yes. 401 00:21:20,561 --> 00:21:22,800 - Good. - Okay, all right. 402 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,216 - What is up with you? - It's beef gelatine in the mallow. 403 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,776 - Beef? - What? Ditta is hind... 404 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800 - You just fed him beef. - Carrageenan. 405 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,816 - I said "carrageenan." - Wasn't on the list. 406 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,616 - I was specific. - It wasn't on verity's list. 407 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,880 Verity's list. 408 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Verity's list. 409 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,760 - Sorry, what did you call it? - Carrageenan. 410 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,336 - I've never heard that word before. - You wrote it down. 411 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,040 You even asked how to spell it. 412 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,696 - She just said, "non-pork gelatine." - I didn't. 413 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,800 Luisa was complaining about almond milk. Maybe you were distracted. 414 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,896 - Honestly, non-pork was all she said. - So it's a verbal instruction. 415 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,616 Maybe some things get misheard. 416 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,896 I wrote it in an email to her. Listed every ingredient. 417 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,560 Sorry, Maria, but in the email you sent, it just says non-pork gelatine. 418 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,736 I know what I wrote. 419 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,096 Well... please stop shouting at me. 420 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,440 I am not. 421 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,400 - I am not shouting. - You've been raising your voice. 422 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,176 - What? When? - I think you need to calm down. 423 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,720 I am calm! 424 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,000 I'm... I. 425 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,840 I am calm. 426 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,720 Gabe, I remember what I wrote and how I wrote it. 427 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,280 I am saying that verity is mistaken. 428 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,160 Let's see that email. 429 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,536 - You owe verity an apology. - That is not what I wrote. 430 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,120 Just apologize. 431 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480 I'm sorry. 432 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,560 Can I go now? 433 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,376 - She altered it somehow. - Whoa! 434 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,696 - I don't know how or why. She must have. - Maria. 435 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,176 Gabe, please, come on. You have known me for years. 436 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,816 Will you please just listen to me? 437 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,336 I am listening. You sound quite emotional. 438 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,080 I... know what I wrote. 439 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,816 Look, you have some personal issues with verity. 440 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,856 I can see that. 441 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,816 But, from my perspective, she's hardworking, you know, well-liked. 442 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,136 - She's done nothing wrong. - Yeah, she's doing this. 443 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,560 No one is doing anything. 444 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,336 - Look, is everything all right at home? - Don't fucking patronize me. 445 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,776 - If you want to take some time off... - I am fine. 446 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,560 All right. Well, if that ever changes, 447 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,136 I'm always here to talk. 448 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,400 Maria. 449 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,160 In the meantime, 450 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,296 get off verity's back. 451 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,320 Okay? 452 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,800 You're starting to look vindictive. 453 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,736 What I don't understand is how she changed the fucking email. How? 454 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,760 Maybe she didn't. 455 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,576 - Kae, I know what I wrote. - Maybe you sent it to draft by mistake. 456 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,656 I checked the draft folder. Fucking hell. 457 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,456 Have you... have you listened to anything I've fucking said? 458 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,856 Every word since you came in. 459 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,136 Okay, verity has orchestrated some high-tech conspiracy 460 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,376 she has always been good with computers. Like, mad genius level. 461 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,856 - She is doing this. - I think you're working too hard. 462 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,416 - Don't you fucking start. - I do. You're sounding 463 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,656 I think you sound stressed and obsessed. 464 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,056 Sh, Natalie texted back. 465 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,096 Who's Natalie? 466 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,400 Nat from school. 467 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,880 It's not from her. 468 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,696 "Hi, this is Dan, nat's husband." 469 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,000 "No easy way to say this, but nat passed away a few days ago." 470 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,656 "Sorry it took a while to reply, 471 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,176 but it's been tough, as I'm sure you understand." 472 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,280 Shit. 473 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960 Sorry. 474 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,600 Was she a close friend or... 475 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,680 Maybe just send him a text, you know. Poor guy. 476 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,696 "Sorry for your loss," or... 477 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,856 Don't... babes, don't call. What you doing? The man just said he's grieving. 478 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,496 - Hello? - Hey! Hi, sorry. 479 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,376 This is... this is Maria, from nat's school. You just texted me. 480 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,416 Yeah. Your name was on the thing. 481 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,696 Honey, stop. 482 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,336 Sorry to break it in a text. It's just been rough, you know? 483 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,936 With the kids and... it was such a shock. 484 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,696 I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure. 485 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,536 God, yeah. 486 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,976 How did she... Was she ill, or... 487 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,480 - Maria. - Or... - How did she... die? - Yeah. 488 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,520 She... she took her own life. 489 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,376 - As in, she killed herself? - Yeah. 490 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,456 But why? I mean 491 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,440 I don't know. Some kind of breakdown. 492 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,696 In the weeks leading up, she wasn't really rational. 493 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,856 How so? 494 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,440 Like, paranoid. Accusing everyone of lying about stuff. Stupid things. 495 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,360 Her grip on reality wasn't, you know, the best. 496 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,456 Sorry, why... why do you wanna know this? 497 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,376 Had she been in touch with anyone from school? 498 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,377 What do you mean? 499 00:26:36,401 --> 00:26:39,176 Had she bumped into anyone from colworth manor high? 500 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,376 - What's that have to do with anything? - Did she mention verity Greene? 501 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,416 - No. I don't know who that is. - Fuck's sake. Maria. 502 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,856 - Are you sure? - Look, I'm sure. 503 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,936 - Verity Greene. - Listen, I have to go. 504 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,336 - I've got to put my kids to bed. - I'm so sorry. 505 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,496 - I'm gonna hang up. - If you could try to remember... 506 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,520 Don't call this number again. 507 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,240 Morning. 508 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,920 Are you sitting the meeting out? 509 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,560 Sorry? 510 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,056 There was a team meeting this morning. The rest are still down there. 511 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,280 - I'm early. - It was at 8:00. 512 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,296 - No one said. - I think Gabe sent an email yesterday. 513 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,600 I did not see that. 514 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,960 - I mean, it's probably in your junk. - I bet it is. 515 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,200 Do you have a problem with me? 516 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240 What? 517 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,760 You just seem like you have a problem with me. 518 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,640 And why might that be? 519 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,120 I don't know. 520 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,480 You can't think of any reason? 521 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,576 I know you didn't think much of me at school. 522 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,256 I didn't think anything of you at school, verity. I hardly noticed you. 523 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,680 You even said yourself you were always in the computer room. 524 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,856 I'm sorry, but you didn't really cross my mind very often. 525 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,656 - People said stuff about me. - I don't know. Did they? 526 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,320 About me and Mr. Kendrick. 527 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,360 I never... I never believed any of that. 528 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,040 Whole time I was at school, he was, like, the only one who was nice to me. 529 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,896 He didn't care that I had mad hair or whatever. 530 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,320 He just, like, told me I was clever, and he looked out for me. 531 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,640 That computer room, like, I lived for it, 532 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,480 those lunchtimes, because it was the only place I wasn't on my own. 533 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,456 So when he was transferred, I had nothing. 534 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,760 Because everything outside of that was, like... 535 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840 You know. 536 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,760 Kids can be fucking awful. 537 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,000 They're just kids. They're not thinking. 538 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,560 Yeah, I know. 539 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,280 I never had a problem with you, verity. 540 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,800 And I am... I'm really sorry that you had such a hard time. 541 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,040 Thank you. 542 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,536 Nick, we gotta change that slogan by the end of the day. 543 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560 "Crunchy surprise" is not gonna play. 544 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080 What's with the no-show at the meeting? 545 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,920 Hello? 546 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,896 We had an emergency recall. A youtuber found a toenail in a caramel cove. 547 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,080 Did you not get my email? 548 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,536 Maria, my email? 549 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,440 I bet it's in my spam. 550 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,936 You guys are taking the piss. 551 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,696 Okay, sorry, everyone. 552 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,536 This keeps happening, and it's not on, all right? 553 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,896 One of you's been at my almond milk again. 554 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,056 And it was full this morning, so... I know it's just happened. 555 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,120 So who was it? 556 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,680 I was in the meeting with you, so... 557 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,456 My god. It was her. 558 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,616 Okay? It was verity. She drank the whole thing in front of me. 559 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,616 - Why are you doing this? - Because you are a fucking freak. 560 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,656 - Okay, enough. - I don't know why she's doing this. 561 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,056 - I don't know why you're doing this. - I didn't want to say. 562 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,560 I find her so intimidating. 563 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,240 But it was Maria who drank your milk. 564 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,280 Really? 565 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,600 I drank almond milk? 566 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,057 Yeah. 567 00:32:06,081 --> 00:32:07,960 Which I'm allergic to? 568 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,616 I mean, I only know what I saw. 569 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,400 - You lunatic fucking liar. - I said enough. 570 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,080 We can... we can just check the camera. 571 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,400 The security camera? 572 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,440 Okay? 573 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,416 Yeah. Let's do it. 574 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,560 All right. 575 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,600 Okay. 576 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,776 Kitchen area. 577 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,000 - Play it from here? - Yeah. 578 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,256 Honestly, it wasn't me. It was her. 579 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,880 Let's just... watch the tape. 580 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,056 Jesus Christ, Maria. 581 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,320 I didn't do that. 582 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,720 My... that... 583 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,056 That is not even possible. I've got a nut allergy! 584 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,120 - No such thing as a nut allergy. - What's "nutallergy"? 585 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,440 - A nut allergy. - What? 586 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,400 Nut... 587 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280 "Nutallergy"? 588 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,880 An allergy to nuts. 589 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,216 I am allergic to nuts. 590 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,400 Well. 591 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,616 I have had a serious nut allergy my whole life. 592 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,176 I've always had to read ingredients and study labels. 593 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,376 It's how I got into food. Because of my nut allergy! 594 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,616 "Nutallergy." you keep saying it like it's supposed to mean something. 595 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,216 - What does it mean? - Do you know? 596 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,240 No. 597 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,440 Now we're googling it. Okay. 598 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,136 How are you doing this? 599 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,096 Okay, look, Maria. Look, just... 600 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,056 - It's that. It's that pendant thing. - Maria... 601 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,576 My god. She's changing things... Okay. Whoa. Hey. 602 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,456 With that thing around her neck. 603 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,176 - Get off me! - You need to calm down. 604 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,640 I am calm. I am calm. 605 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,136 All right. So why don't we just sit down? 606 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,216 Let's... Maria. Hey! Whoa! 607 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,416 Your actions leave me with no choice but to let you go. 608 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,880 Maybe you're struggling with your mental health. I... 609 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,216 Whatever nutallergy is, I don't know. 610 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:33,456 But you need to take a break and focus on yourself. 611 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,520 You need to get well. 612 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,736 This is not coming from me as a boss 613 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,080 but as a friend, one human being to another. 614 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,760 Please speak to someone. 615 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,400 - Get some help. - Shut up, you cunt. 616 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,200 - See you tomorrow, verity. - See you tomorrow, Nick. 617 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,880 What the fuck? 618 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,000 Shit. 619 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,680 Shit. 620 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,120 Come out. 621 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,320 I will call the police. 622 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,880 Yeah, I thought it might be you. 623 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,496 I've got your fucking thing. 624 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,176 Your fucking pendant. 625 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,216 It won't work for you. It's got finger ID. 626 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,800 This changes things, doesn't it? 627 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,720 You say something, 628 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,616 you fiddle with this, 629 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,936 and then somehow, reality changes. 630 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,360 How can that little thing change reality? 631 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,160 It's just a remote. 632 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,896 Connects to the quantum compiler downstairs. 633 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,096 That's what changes reality. I'll show you how it works. 634 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,856 - You're not fucking getting this back. - It really is just a remote. 635 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,120 I've got loads of them. 636 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,496 Technically, it's not changing anything. 637 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,016 It just retunes our corporal frequency 638 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:19,216 to one of the parallel realities where whatever I've said has always been true. 639 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,776 There's infinite timelines, so I just pick the one 640 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,920 where you're the only one who knows what's going on. 641 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,176 - So you feel really... - How... special. 642 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,480 - Where... where did you... - I built the system. 643 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,200 Computer lab nerdo. 644 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,040 I can change little things, like you chose a red top this morning instead of yellow. 645 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,360 Make it so you've always spoken Chinese. 646 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,960 Make it so we're having this conversation in the office. 647 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,576 Or put it all back. 648 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,920 You total fucking bitch! 649 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,456 It's quite cool, though, isn't it? 650 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,200 I don't understand. 651 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,320 I don't care if you understand it. 652 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,320 I'm doing it to hurt you. 653 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,360 That's the main thing. 654 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,120 Why? 655 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,320 - You know why. - I don't know. 656 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,160 Who started that rumor... 657 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,560 About me and Mr. Kendrick? 658 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,760 - What? - Who started the lie? 659 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,480 I... I don't know. 660 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,360 And you're still lying. 661 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,520 Natalie caine told me it was you. 662 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,776 Just before she jumped. She said it was you. 663 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,160 Was she lying? 664 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280 No. 665 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,240 Then why? 666 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,640 I don't know. 667 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,640 Maybe I was jealous. 668 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,736 Maybe I wanted Natalie to get off my back. 669 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,736 I... it wasn't my fault. I just said it as a joke. 670 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,496 She ran with it, and, like... 671 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,896 And everyone else just went along with it. 672 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,736 Yeah, and then it became a reality, and weirdo milkmaid couldn't fight back. 673 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,576 And she was stuck there. 674 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,920 Just like everyone calling her mad. 675 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,720 Lonely old place, isn't it? 676 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,040 You... you could use that. 677 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,080 You could use that to do anything. 678 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,176 You can make it so that none of that matters. 679 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,056 - You could be... - empress of the universe? 680 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,017 Yeah. 681 00:43:40,041 --> 00:43:42,976 What, make it so I'm empress of the universe? 682 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,760 Worshiped by acolytes? 683 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,896 Yeah. Yeah, that was the first thing I did. 684 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,840 Don't get me wrong. It was amazing. 685 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,880 For a while. 686 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,640 I've done everything. 687 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,040 I've been everything. 688 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:07,576 But whatever I do, all that stuff is just... 689 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,480 It's just still there. 690 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,920 Just aching away. 691 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,760 So here I am, fixing a hole. 692 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,520 Seeking closure. 693 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,816 Took me five weeks to break Natalie. 694 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,560 You've been what, like, 695 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,120 five days. 696 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,760 How do you think you'll do it? 697 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,600 She was a jumper, but you're not a jumper. 698 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,200 Maybe you like wrists. 699 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,200 Or... 700 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,160 Fuck! 701 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,416 - The police are here. Armed police. - Fuck you! 702 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,816 Your boyfriend called and said you've gone berserk. 703 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,720 You've broken into my house with a knife. 704 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,016 Police! Drop it! 705 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,576 Thank god you're here. 706 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,256 Don't let her hurt me. 707 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,640 Drop the knife. 708 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,080 Hands on your head. Now. 709 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,840 Turn around. 710 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,440 Christ! 711 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,520 Drop it! 712 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,560 Get your hands up! 713 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,520 Stop! 714 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,976 The pendant works for me. The pendant works for me! 715 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,136 Drop it now, now, now! 716 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,976 She shot herself. It wasn't me. You saw the whole thing. 717 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,120 I know. 718 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,720 Who is she? 719 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,696 I've never seen her before in my life. I don't know who she is. 720 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:13,000 So why did she shoot herself? What's going on here? 721 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,976 We're gonna need to take you to the station to ask some questions. 722 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,056 No, you won't. 723 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080 How so? 724 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,600 You work for me. Both of you. 725 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,480 Yes, guv. 726 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,720 You worship me. 727 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,720 Yes, ma'am. 728 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,120 Because. 729 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,200 I am. 730 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,040 I am the empress 731 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,320 of... the universe. 732 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,080 Hail Maria. 733 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:55,680 Hail Maria! Hail Maria! Hail Maria!