1 00:00:43,588 --> 00:00:45,022 My god! 2 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,522 Wow, look at us. 3 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:48,939 We were so happy then. 4 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:50,838 What happened to us? 5 00:00:51,421 --> 00:00:53,231 I blame you. 6 00:00:53,255 --> 00:00:54,731 I think it's your fault. 7 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:58,338 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary. 8 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,772 Happy anniversary. 9 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:03,772 - Save it for tonight. - What?! 10 00:01:03,796 --> 00:01:05,731 - Yeah. - I'll make some coffee. 11 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:06,880 Okay, that's great. 12 00:01:07,463 --> 00:01:10,713 You can stay here and look at more pictures of me. 13 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:15,606 Does anyone know how autonomous drone insects 14 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:16,981 help with flowers? 15 00:01:17,005 --> 00:01:18,588 Anyone? Tisha. 16 00:01:19,171 --> 00:01:20,606 Polarization. 17 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:22,231 Almost. Very close. 18 00:01:22,255 --> 00:01:23,439 Pollination. 19 00:01:23,463 --> 00:01:26,397 So the adis buzz from flower to flower 20 00:01:26,421 --> 00:01:27,897 and spread pollen, 21 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,588 which is the same way organic bees used to do. 22 00:01:31,088 --> 00:01:33,314 And the technology around this is amazing. 23 00:01:33,338 --> 00:01:35,397 That's it. 24 00:01:35,421 --> 00:01:36,755 Class is over. 25 00:01:37,296 --> 00:01:38,963 Happy weekend, everybody. 26 00:01:39,546 --> 00:01:42,647 - Bye. - Bye-bye. Bye-bye, see ya. 27 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:45,588 Hey, Eva. 28 00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:48,522 Everything okay? What's up? 29 00:01:48,546 --> 00:01:50,106 It's tisha again. 30 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:52,022 She laughed at my shoes. 31 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:54,106 We can't afford new ones. 32 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:55,380 These were my sister's. 33 00:01:55,963 --> 00:01:58,231 Tisha says they're old. 34 00:01:58,255 --> 00:02:02,772 They're not old. They're vintage, which means they tell their own story. 35 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:04,338 And that is cool. 36 00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:06,546 Okay, I guess so. 37 00:02:07,046 --> 00:02:09,731 All right. Have a great weekend. 38 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,772 - Bye. - Bye. Who has the coolest shoes? 39 00:02:12,796 --> 00:02:13,814 I guess me. 40 00:02:13,838 --> 00:02:16,106 - Hey, cool shoes. - Thanks. 41 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:18,689 Amanda, are you coming for a drink? 42 00:02:20,088 --> 00:02:23,106 - Yes, you are, is the answer, but… - well, the problem is I can't. 43 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:24,981 Come on, I could use the moral support. 44 00:02:25,005 --> 00:02:27,064 I would love to come. Really, I can't. 45 00:02:27,088 --> 00:02:28,088 Why not? 46 00:02:28,588 --> 00:02:32,022 That's why not. Our anniversary. He's taking me away for the weekend. 47 00:02:32,046 --> 00:02:34,439 - Guten tag, ladies. - They're back. 48 00:02:34,463 --> 00:02:36,522 They were at the back of your sock drawer. 49 00:02:36,546 --> 00:02:40,606 I really tried my best to never see them again, but here we are. 50 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:41,856 It's tradition, isn't it? 51 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,439 Got the suede shorts, but I didn't think I should wear them around the school. 52 00:02:45,463 --> 00:02:47,564 Are you taking her somewhere nice? 53 00:02:47,588 --> 00:02:49,439 God, no. No, same old shithole. 54 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:52,439 - Where we got married. - All right, have a good time, you guys. 55 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:53,856 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye. 56 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,963 Be safe out there. 57 00:02:57,755 --> 00:02:59,755 I'm so excited. Happy anniversary. 58 00:03:00,505 --> 00:03:02,814 The minute your brain tries to think about it, 59 00:03:02,838 --> 00:03:04,338 it can't think about it. 60 00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:17,939 Still the same sign as ever. 61 00:03:17,963 --> 00:03:20,522 You think Phyllis is still working the desk? I hope so. 62 00:03:20,546 --> 00:03:22,356 I hope she's not, actually. 63 00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:32,522 Do you remember when Janice got up and started singing? 64 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,106 Your maid of honor? Yes. Would she remember? 65 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:36,546 Do you think she was drunk? 66 00:03:37,130 --> 00:03:40,314 - My god. - And one Juniper brat burger. 67 00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:42,731 - Jeez Louise. - One more Juniper brat burger. 68 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:43,772 Thank you, Polly. 69 00:03:43,796 --> 00:03:45,731 - Wow. - Yeah, sure. Knock yourselves out. 70 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:48,481 - Thank you. Thank you? - It hasn't changed. 71 00:03:48,505 --> 00:03:51,963 They have really outdone themselves. 72 00:03:52,546 --> 00:03:53,481 - Ooh! - Look at that. 73 00:03:53,505 --> 00:03:54,647 - Ready? - Yeah. 74 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:56,772 Three, two, one. 75 00:04:01,963 --> 00:04:03,522 That's dense. 76 00:04:03,546 --> 00:04:05,689 I like when my food fights back. 77 00:04:08,255 --> 00:04:10,647 Wow. He's sweet. 78 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:12,213 I hope they're an item. 79 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,296 He's more committed than ever before. 80 00:04:28,088 --> 00:04:29,421 Look. 81 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,463 The old piece of gum is still here. 82 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:35,755 Hello, our little friend. 83 00:04:36,338 --> 00:04:38,272 Who stuck you up there? 84 00:04:38,296 --> 00:04:39,731 We all know how you feel. 85 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,630 What's with the sex yoga? 86 00:04:43,338 --> 00:04:46,755 Apparently, this helps your little swimmers find their target. 87 00:04:49,505 --> 00:04:51,338 Are you sure you wanna try again? 88 00:04:52,713 --> 00:04:55,005 This isn't an official try. 89 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,546 But I'm okay with a happy accident. 90 00:04:58,046 --> 00:04:59,022 Okay. 91 00:04:59,046 --> 00:05:02,838 Although, arguably, I'm doing a lot of encouraging right now, so 92 00:05:03,463 --> 00:05:04,713 I'll encourage you. 93 00:05:07,963 --> 00:05:10,755 - You okay? - Another headache. 94 00:05:11,505 --> 00:05:14,546 Another fucking headache. You poor thing. 95 00:05:15,088 --> 00:05:17,255 Lucky for you, it's post-coitus. 96 00:05:18,338 --> 00:05:20,689 Coitus. Nice. 97 00:05:20,713 --> 00:05:22,522 - Can you grab my… - yeah, I got you. 98 00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:24,356 - Medic… thank you. - Here you go. 99 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:27,064 Ooh. 100 00:05:27,088 --> 00:05:29,005 That's… wow. 101 00:05:32,755 --> 00:05:34,106 Made you some coffee, babe. 102 00:05:35,796 --> 00:05:36,796 Babes? 103 00:05:39,296 --> 00:05:40,296 Babe? 104 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:43,630 Hey. You okay? 105 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,421 I got my period. 106 00:05:49,588 --> 00:05:51,713 Hey, we'll get 'em next time, okay? 107 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:54,606 - We bought this too soon. - No, don't do that. 108 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,272 Yeah. I mean, you know I can't resist a bargain, 109 00:05:58,296 --> 00:05:59,880 but maybe it was bad luck. 110 00:06:00,421 --> 00:06:02,005 Come on, Amanda. 111 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,005 Maybe it still is. 112 00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:06,981 Let's put it on eBay and just get a couple bucks. 113 00:06:07,005 --> 00:06:08,046 Shut up. 114 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,421 We're gonna need it soon. 115 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:15,380 After last time, we don't even… know if I can. 116 00:06:16,671 --> 00:06:17,671 You can. 117 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:19,880 And you will. 118 00:06:22,421 --> 00:06:24,397 Or my dick will die trying. 119 00:06:26,546 --> 00:06:28,564 - I'm late. I love you. - Love you. 120 00:06:37,588 --> 00:06:38,588 Mike! 121 00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:41,338 Mike! 122 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,671 - What? - Come here. 123 00:06:49,796 --> 00:06:51,880 - What's up? - We need Shane on the rig. 124 00:06:52,505 --> 00:06:55,296 - Where is he? - Taking too long on his break again. 125 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:01,522 All right, you weirdos. 126 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,546 Shane! 127 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:03,963 Don't be resting. 128 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:07,272 - Nothing. - Wait one moment. 129 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:09,147 Come on. You're taking the piss. Get out there. 130 00:07:09,171 --> 00:07:11,772 I just threw some coin at this loser on dum dummies. 131 00:07:11,796 --> 00:07:12,897 - On what? - Dum dummies. 132 00:07:12,921 --> 00:07:15,314 - You don't know about dum dummies? - No, come on. 133 00:07:15,338 --> 00:07:16,564 It's so fucking funny. 134 00:07:16,588 --> 00:07:18,314 Desperate people go on here, 135 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:21,772 and then the audience pays them to do some dark shit. 136 00:07:21,796 --> 00:07:23,689 - When we reach 20 bucks... - I don't, I 137 00:07:23,713 --> 00:07:26,231 this guy is gonna drink his own piss. Look at him. 138 00:07:26,255 --> 00:07:27,897 Look, look. Target reached. 139 00:07:30,046 --> 00:07:32,272 - Fucking sick. - He's drinking piss. 140 00:07:32,296 --> 00:07:33,606 Jesus Christ. 141 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:37,314 - I'm supporting the gig economy. - Don't do it on the work computer. 142 00:07:37,338 --> 00:07:40,588 You're so good at your job, I just wanna see you do it, you know? 143 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:45,022 Fuck you guys. 144 00:07:45,046 --> 00:07:46,522 Fucking Americans. 145 00:07:46,546 --> 00:07:51,397 Then the sun's rays travel millions and millions of miles, 146 00:07:51,421 --> 00:07:53,689 all from space, 147 00:07:53,713 --> 00:07:56,064 and come down and hit the solar panels. 148 00:07:56,088 --> 00:07:59,171 And then, once they hit the solar panels, 149 00:07:59,755 --> 00:08:01,588 they, travel 150 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,380 far 151 00:08:04,421 --> 00:08:06,505 travel… long. 152 00:08:11,755 --> 00:08:13,856 Mike! Mike! 153 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,963 Hey, Mike! 154 00:08:16,255 --> 00:08:17,255 Mike! 155 00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:20,689 - What? - Hospital's trying to call you. 156 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:22,772 - What? - Something about Amanda. 157 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,088 - Did they say what it was? - I don't know, but it sounded serious. 158 00:08:37,463 --> 00:08:39,481 There is no simple solution 159 00:08:39,505 --> 00:08:42,731 due to where it's located and how long it's been growing. 160 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:45,130 It's essentially fused to her parietal lobe. 161 00:08:49,546 --> 00:08:51,421 - Mr. Waters? - Yeah. 162 00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:56,356 - As I was saying, there's no... - is she gonna be okay? 163 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:59,755 I'm sorry. Her prognosis isn't good. 164 00:09:01,463 --> 00:09:02,463 How 165 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:07,588 sorry, what are you saying to me right now? 166 00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:10,671 She may never regain consciousness. 167 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:18,755 No. 168 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:21,088 No. I mean, come on, look at her. 169 00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:24,981 She's breathing in there. There must be something you can do. 170 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:27,606 Even just a few months ago, I'd have said no, 171 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:29,939 but now there may be an option. 172 00:09:29,963 --> 00:09:31,772 It's… it's a new start-up. 173 00:09:31,796 --> 00:09:34,106 They have an experimental procedure. 174 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,796 - It's very new, so not without risk. - Okay. 175 00:09:37,296 --> 00:09:39,380 Their rep was in here just last week. 176 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:44,272 I can't make a personal recommendation, but you want me to call her? 177 00:09:44,296 --> 00:09:45,755 Yeah, I want you to call her. 178 00:09:57,963 --> 00:09:58,963 Hi. 179 00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:01,397 You must be Mike. 180 00:10:03,546 --> 00:10:05,963 I'm gay nor from river mind. 181 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:09,213 Come with me. 182 00:10:10,171 --> 00:10:13,796 Rivermind is a revolution in neurological science. 183 00:10:14,463 --> 00:10:17,981 How it works is both high-tech and incredibly simple. 184 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:22,147 So we take an imprint of the affected part of her neural structure, 185 00:10:22,171 --> 00:10:24,755 and we clone it onto our mainframe. 186 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,713 So basically, we just… we make a backup 187 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:31,439 of part of her brain onto our computer. 188 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:35,231 And then we remove the tumor and the surrounding tissue and 189 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:37,314 wait, wait, wait. Isn't that dangerous? 190 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:38,481 Well, normally, yeah. 191 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,755 But we made a backup, remember? 192 00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:47,439 And then we replace what we removed with synthetic receiver tissue. 193 00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:51,314 And then the river mind system transmits cognitive function 194 00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:54,314 from the backup on the cloud-based server. 195 00:10:54,338 --> 00:10:56,897 - Allowing her to live her life. - Okay, has anyb 196 00:10:56,921 --> 00:11:00,147 does this work, honestly? Has this been tested even? 197 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,272 Yes, it has. 198 00:11:01,296 --> 00:11:03,130 I am living proof. 199 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,796 Wait. What are you talking about? 200 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,481 Do you want me to show you? Okay, you see me right now, right? 201 00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:10,564 - I do. - Okay. 202 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:12,838 Eighteen months ago, this was me. 203 00:11:13,546 --> 00:11:15,838 - Shit. - I had a terrible accident. 204 00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:19,522 I got a knock to the head that technically killed me. 205 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,897 So I was… I was lucky to be one of the first river minders. 206 00:11:22,921 --> 00:11:25,522 - Otherwise, I would not be here... - are you 207 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:29,022 I'm sorry. I don't... i… I don't know how else to say this. 208 00:11:29,046 --> 00:11:31,356 - No, go ahead. Bring it on. - Are you 209 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,796 tell me. Normal? 210 00:11:33,755 --> 00:11:34,856 - Yes. - Yes. 211 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,213 Physically, mentally, I. 212 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,189 I am fine. 213 00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:44,939 And my kids say that I am still the same pain in the ass that I was. 214 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,213 It's really sweet. 215 00:11:49,421 --> 00:11:51,005 - Do you have children? - Not yet. 216 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,189 Been close a couple of times. 217 00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:56,213 Mike. 218 00:11:57,838 --> 00:11:59,397 This will give you time. 219 00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:02,647 - Yeah. - Yeah. 220 00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:03,647 It will. 221 00:12:03,671 --> 00:12:05,481 Yeah. 222 00:12:05,505 --> 00:12:07,606 So a couple things you need to know. 223 00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,356 She's gonna sleep more every night. 224 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,606 One or two more hours. 225 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,564 It's one of the ways that we help the demand on our servers. 226 00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:17,772 And then she has to physically stay within the coverage range. 227 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:21,147 It's kind of like cell service. We're new, but let me just show you. 228 00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:24,981 So we already have most of the state covered, 229 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,439 and in the next year or so, 230 00:12:26,463 --> 00:12:30,505 we're gonna roll out nationwide and worldwide. 231 00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:34,505 How much is this gonna cost? 232 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,713 It's less than you think. 233 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,356 Is it less than we have? 234 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,064 Because it's pretty tight. 235 00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:43,255 Honestly, it's less than you think. 236 00:12:43,755 --> 00:12:48,189 We're really trying to drive uptake, so our pricing is really reasonable. 237 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,213 And 238 00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:53,046 the surgery is free. 239 00:12:55,213 --> 00:12:56,106 Wow, okay. 240 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,231 - Yes. - Okay. 241 00:12:57,255 --> 00:12:59,981 And then for the streaming, we run a subscription model. 242 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,064 So it's 300. 243 00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:02,630 It's 300 a month. 244 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,338 Okay. 245 00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:19,421 Mr. Waters? 246 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,981 She did great. You can see her now. 247 00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:31,671 Hey. 248 00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:34,481 - Hi. - Hey, babe. 249 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,522 Hi. 250 00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:37,856 Is it really you? 251 00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:42,880 Aw, I'm so happy to see you. 252 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,296 Ditto. 253 00:13:46,505 --> 00:13:50,064 They said I was gone for a couple days. 254 00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:51,755 Yeah, you were. 255 00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:54,171 I came back. 256 00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:57,755 - So you did. - Thanks to you. 257 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,814 The doctor said I could go home next week. 258 00:14:01,838 --> 00:14:04,213 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna get you home. 259 00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:06,338 Missed you. 260 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:10,088 That nurse said I was a miracle. 261 00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:16,088 You are a fucking miracle. 262 00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:19,255 I am a fucking miracle. 263 00:14:30,921 --> 00:14:32,231 Holy shit! I mean, 264 00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:37,005 I'm, like, really happy I'm alive, but 300 bucks a month? 265 00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:40,231 Mike, it's a lot of money every month. 266 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,397 Yeah, I know. I know. 267 00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:44,689 But I'm taking extra shifts, and there's stuff that we can cut back on. 268 00:14:44,713 --> 00:14:48,546 Like… maybe we don't need that trip to galway. 269 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,356 To see your dad? No. 270 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:54,522 It says river mind won't roll out in Ireland for a couple of years, 271 00:14:54,546 --> 00:14:58,731 and dad's a bit of a cunt now anyway, so that's a cutback I can live with. 272 00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:00,588 Come on! 273 00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:06,064 You know you're going, like, five miles per hour, right? 274 00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:08,814 You just had surgery on your brain. I'm being cautious. 275 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:12,421 Yeah, well, there's cautious, and then there's, like, this. 276 00:15:13,171 --> 00:15:14,796 You're so pretty when you're alive. 277 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:50,647 Okay, guys, let's take a look at our little friend, 278 00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:52,106 our little amphibian. 279 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:55,213 Don't put your fingers in there 'cause he might think it's food. 280 00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:43,630 - Hey. - Hey. 281 00:16:49,463 --> 00:16:52,838 Go easy on those. Can't afford more until payday. 282 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:10,272 - Go grab me another one. - Sure. 283 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,255 Guy's pulling out his own tooth. 284 00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:18,171 Yeah! 285 00:17:19,046 --> 00:17:20,397 Look, he swallowed it! 286 00:17:21,796 --> 00:17:22,796 Shit. 287 00:17:47,796 --> 00:17:48,796 Babe. 288 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,213 Sorry I'm late. 289 00:17:54,296 --> 00:17:56,296 Shane knocked over a scaffold. 290 00:17:58,921 --> 00:17:59,921 Amanda? 291 00:18:13,755 --> 00:18:14,755 Shit. 292 00:18:15,713 --> 00:18:17,505 It's June 5th this Saturday. 293 00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:20,046 Okay, and? 294 00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,005 And? 295 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,921 Ju… June 5th. 296 00:18:29,171 --> 00:18:30,546 Our anniversary? 297 00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:33,189 - Shit. - God. 298 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,046 I'm sorry. 299 00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:38,755 I didn't plan anything. 300 00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:40,856 I did though. 301 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,963 We're going to the Juniper. 302 00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:45,939 Okay. 303 00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:47,671 A fun little splurge. 304 00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:02,255 You okay, hon? 305 00:19:02,921 --> 00:19:04,796 - I can drive. - I'm fine, Amanda. 306 00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,647 Just a really long day today. 307 00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:10,106 Yeah. You're doing too many shifts. 308 00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:14,439 Yeah, well, we need the money. It's not like you can get a second job. 309 00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,963 You need to sleep. 310 00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:18,481 Yeah, that's not really my fault. 311 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,814 I know. I know. 312 00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:22,481 I'm not... that wasn't... that's not what I was saying. 313 00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:25,272 You know, we could just not go to the Juniper 314 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,213 and save some money, you know? 315 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:32,064 We promised we'd always go on our anniversary, babe. 316 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,564 I know, I just… I'm saying we could celebrate at home. 317 00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:38,272 I need a break, Amanda. I work my fucking arse off. 318 00:19:38,296 --> 00:19:41,356 - We both do. It's not just you. - I'm not saying you don't. I'm not s. 319 00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:44,189 - I didn't... - but I sleep all the time. 320 00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:46,981 - And I'm just a teacher. - "Just a teacher." 321 00:19:47,005 --> 00:19:49,064 - Not manual labor. - I see where we're going. 322 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,772 - But that... - you work hard, Amanda. 323 00:19:50,796 --> 00:19:53,314 - I'm not fucking disputing that. - I'm not making money 324 00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:55,897 we both work hard! Nobody is disputing that! 325 00:19:55,921 --> 00:20:00,356 I'm just saying, don't you wanna have fun in our free time, you know? 326 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:03,356 Babe? Shit. 327 00:20:07,338 --> 00:20:10,630 Babe, babe, babe? Sweetheart, can you hear me? 328 00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:14,130 Okay, babe? Babe. We're gonna get you to the hospital, okay? 329 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,005 All right, wait, wait. 330 00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:20,463 Shit. 331 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,463 Fuck, fuck! 332 00:20:25,463 --> 00:20:26,463 Shit. 333 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,439 What happened? What happened? 334 00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:30,564 - Why are you driving so fast? Don't… - I'm not. 335 00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:31,588 Slow down. 336 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,147 What's wrong? 337 00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:35,814 My god. 338 00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:37,522 God. 339 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:38,647 I understand. 340 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,981 Wow, that must have been so frightening, you guys. 341 00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,005 Yeah. 342 00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:48,106 The good news is there's no malfunction, Amanda. 343 00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,421 - There… wh… - what? 344 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,189 Did you not just… she blacked out. 345 00:20:52,213 --> 00:20:54,022 - Yeah, it was… - I thought she was dead. 346 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:58,171 It's because you passed outside the coverage area. 347 00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:01,647 - But you said that you checked the map. - I did check the m 348 00:21:01,671 --> 00:21:04,356 - I looked. It said it was within range. - You were gonna 349 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:09,963 what happened was we are upgrading some of our towers, 350 00:21:10,713 --> 00:21:15,481 and the ones in Palmer county are on the new bandwidth, 351 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:20,880 which is part of an exciting change to river mind's service. 352 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,772 What do you mean, change? 353 00:21:22,796 --> 00:21:23,963 From Monday, 354 00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:29,630 we are introducing river mind plus. 355 00:21:30,296 --> 00:21:31,189 Plus? 356 00:21:31,213 --> 00:21:36,439 A new subscription tier that has extended coverage, okay? 357 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,897 So it makes great use of those upgraded towers. 358 00:21:39,921 --> 00:21:42,272 - I'm gonna show you. Stand by. - That could be good. 359 00:21:42,296 --> 00:21:44,606 - Yeah. We have this… - here we go. All right, look at this. 360 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:45,564 This is it. 361 00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:49,755 As you can see, we will be extending our coverage all over North America. 362 00:21:50,338 --> 00:21:52,022 - So we can travel. - Yeah. 363 00:21:52,046 --> 00:21:55,189 Yes, if you upgrade, then absolutely you can travel. 364 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:56,856 And if we don't? 365 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,772 Then you just stay within your existing coverage range. 366 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:04,731 So you're saying that we have to upgrade to plus 367 00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:07,356 if we wanna leave the county? 368 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,380 Right, yeah. 369 00:22:08,755 --> 00:22:11,772 When we signed up, you said it was just gonna roll out everywhere. 370 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:16,189 Yes, it is, with river mind plus. That's what this is. This is the roll out. 371 00:22:16,213 --> 00:22:17,897 How much is the… how much is the plus? 372 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:20,814 So it is $500 a month 373 00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:23,356 on top of the existing package. 374 00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:25,522 So $800 in total. 375 00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:28,022 - 800 bucks a month? - Yeah. 376 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:30,314 We can't afford that. That's not... we can't 377 00:22:30,338 --> 00:22:32,022 you don't have to worry about that. 378 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:36,772 I mean, if you choose not to upgrade, you'll just stay on river mind common. 379 00:22:36,796 --> 00:22:37,689 "Common"? 380 00:22:37,713 --> 00:22:41,564 And you will continue to enjoy experiencing the services 381 00:22:41,588 --> 00:22:44,755 that you already have at the current price point. 382 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:52,939 You okay? It's nearly eight o'clock. Won't you be late? 383 00:22:52,963 --> 00:22:56,046 Yeah. I swear I'm sleeping more, 384 00:22:57,046 --> 00:23:01,505 which was a life goal, but this isn't like normal sleep. 385 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,671 There's like a… …electronic whistling in my head. 386 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:10,713 - You want a coffee? - Yes, please. God, yes, thank you. 387 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,064 Have you tried Espresso grande? 388 00:23:16,088 --> 00:23:20,397 The beans are roasted slow and long for a richer, smoother taste. 389 00:23:20,421 --> 00:23:22,088 Can't say that I have. 390 00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:26,588 - Can't say that you have what? - Tried Espresso grande. 391 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:28,897 Is that what this is? 392 00:23:28,921 --> 00:23:31,356 What? No. That's just our usual shit. 393 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:36,439 - So why did you bring up Espresso grande? - I didn't. 394 00:23:37,796 --> 00:23:40,546 - Wait, what? - Sh... fucking Shane. 395 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:42,421 Fucking Shane today. 396 00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:45,796 See you later. 397 00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:53,939 So, at the hive, 398 00:23:53,963 --> 00:23:57,606 the bees pass the nectar between themselves until it's gooey, 399 00:23:57,630 --> 00:24:02,564 and then they push it into the wax chamber until it becomes 400 00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:04,147 anyone? Bobby. 401 00:24:04,171 --> 00:24:05,439 It becomes honey. 402 00:24:05,463 --> 00:24:07,171 That's right. Honey. 403 00:24:09,171 --> 00:24:10,522 Kids love honey. 404 00:24:10,546 --> 00:24:12,897 That's why parents love honey nugs. 405 00:24:12,921 --> 00:24:16,505 Whole grain chunks covered in golden tupelo honey, 406 00:24:17,005 --> 00:24:18,921 the sweetest way to start your day. 407 00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:20,838 Honey nugs from ditta. 408 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:24,755 And can anyone tell me something with honey in it? 409 00:24:26,838 --> 00:24:27,897 Mickey. 410 00:24:27,921 --> 00:24:28,856 Honey nugs. 411 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,897 Honey what? 412 00:24:29,921 --> 00:24:31,022 Honey nugs. 413 00:24:31,046 --> 00:24:33,064 What are… what are those? 414 00:24:33,088 --> 00:24:35,005 The sweetest way to start your day. 415 00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,630 Okay, if you say so. 416 00:24:39,421 --> 00:24:40,772 Anyone else? 417 00:24:40,796 --> 00:24:42,380 Bye-bye. Bye. 418 00:24:44,546 --> 00:24:46,421 Bye, sweetie. See you tomorrow. 419 00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:49,772 Hey, Oscar, what's up? You're kind of quiet today. 420 00:24:49,796 --> 00:24:50,689 You okay? 421 00:24:50,713 --> 00:24:55,088 Well, mom says we have to move out to get away from dad. 422 00:24:56,588 --> 00:24:57,755 Well, 423 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:01,856 you know, your mom must have a very good reason 424 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,147 to even think about saying something like that. 425 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:06,588 Yeah, dad gets mad all the time. 426 00:25:07,921 --> 00:25:09,606 That must be really scary. 427 00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:12,564 Yeah, but he says it's mom's fault. 428 00:25:12,588 --> 00:25:14,147 I don't wanna go. 429 00:25:14,171 --> 00:25:16,546 I hear you, Oscar. 430 00:25:17,588 --> 00:25:18,588 Listen, 431 00:25:19,005 --> 00:25:22,064 sometimes we have to do things that we don't wanna do, 432 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,921 but they turn out for the best. 433 00:25:26,463 --> 00:25:27,755 And the truth is, 434 00:25:28,255 --> 00:25:32,046 families that stay together bask in the glow of Christ's heart. 435 00:25:32,838 --> 00:25:35,897 For more information on faith-based family counseling, 436 00:25:35,921 --> 00:25:37,880 visit christsheart.Com. 437 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:39,546 Okay. 438 00:25:41,796 --> 00:25:42,796 Okay. 439 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,421 Have a good day. 440 00:25:52,671 --> 00:25:53,671 Long day? 441 00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:55,588 Yeah. 442 00:25:58,130 --> 00:26:00,838 Too long for a happy accident? 443 00:26:01,755 --> 00:26:03,296 Fuck no. 444 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:08,838 Yeah.. 445 00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:22,731 Ride smooth with thirst trap lube. 446 00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:27,189 Available in six flavors, none of them vanilla. 447 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,272 What did you say? 448 00:26:31,296 --> 00:26:32,296 What? 449 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,171 - What did you just say? - I didn't say anything. 450 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,231 No, I mean when you were just talking about lube. 451 00:26:39,255 --> 00:26:40,796 I don't need lube. 452 00:26:43,505 --> 00:26:44,856 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 453 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,897 Why did you just say, "ride smooth with thirst trap lube"? 454 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,397 What? I didn't… I didn't say that. 455 00:26:51,421 --> 00:26:53,689 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did, just now. 456 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,796 I know the kind of sex stuff that I say. I would never say that. 457 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,671 No, no. Sorry. 458 00:27:03,713 --> 00:27:05,171 Fuck of a buzzkill, that. 459 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,189 Hoping for a hard time? 460 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:15,106 Try manville erectile dysfunction gel. 461 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:17,921 Side effects may include high blood pressure and suicidal ideation. 462 00:27:21,963 --> 00:27:22,963 What? 463 00:27:23,296 --> 00:27:26,255 Yeah, that's a commercial message. 464 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,314 Jesus Christ. 465 00:27:29,338 --> 00:27:31,439 As in an advertisement? 466 00:27:31,463 --> 00:27:35,939 It's something that we are trialing as a part of the evolution of our service. 467 00:27:35,963 --> 00:27:39,189 You must be in one of our test cells. Let me just check and see. 468 00:27:39,213 --> 00:27:43,231 So you're running ads through me? 469 00:27:43,255 --> 00:27:47,147 You're, like, giving me, like, commercial fucking tourette's? 470 00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:49,856 Okay, not all the customers appreciate the messages. 471 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,856 Ads! Those are ads! 472 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,189 - Yes. - Not messages, ads! 473 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,731 But they are designed 474 00:27:54,755 --> 00:27:58,647 to be contextually relevant to the situation that you're in. 475 00:27:58,671 --> 00:28:01,314 So they will stand out less in a conversation. 476 00:28:01,338 --> 00:28:03,439 - They'll be less intrusive. - That makes them worse. 477 00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:07,481 What's your next trick? You gonna make my asshole whistle jingles? 478 00:28:07,505 --> 00:28:10,147 - That's not part of our development. - Can we opt out? 479 00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:12,272 Of course you can. Yeah, all you need to do 480 00:28:12,296 --> 00:28:14,731 is upgrade to river mind plus. 481 00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:16,272 That is right, Amanda. 482 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:18,380 - Upgrade. - We can't afford that. 483 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:21,397 You people are sick. 484 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:26,981 Hot, new fall nikes. 485 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,588 Just $200. Now at foot locker. 486 00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:34,838 Amanda? 487 00:28:35,421 --> 00:28:36,421 A quick word? 488 00:28:39,421 --> 00:28:42,356 Sorry. Wait, she said I said what? 489 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,564 What I just told you. 490 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:48,231 She says that you recommended Christian family counseling to her son. 491 00:28:48,255 --> 00:28:51,272 And, listen, she's pissed, right? 492 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:52,189 God. 493 00:28:52,213 --> 00:28:53,588 Like, I mean, 494 00:28:54,421 --> 00:28:57,772 I said it doesn't sound like something that you'd say. 495 00:28:57,796 --> 00:29:00,880 I didn't think that was happening during school hours. Shit. 496 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:03,147 You didn't think what would happen? 497 00:29:03,171 --> 00:29:04,814 Feeling over the hill? 498 00:29:04,838 --> 00:29:06,921 Don't panic. There's hope for you. 499 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,147 Find your mature match at silver swans. 500 00:29:10,171 --> 00:29:12,796 Exclusive dating for the over 50. 501 00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:16,022 I'm 49. 502 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:19,713 - What? - And… what the fuck are you talking about? 503 00:29:21,921 --> 00:29:26,880 So she said if I can't stop doing it that they're gonna have to let me go. 504 00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:30,439 What? I mean, she can't fire you. 505 00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,272 What choice do they have? 506 00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:33,713 I can't be around kids. 507 00:29:37,963 --> 00:29:38,963 Amanda 508 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:42,606 you know, if you lose your job, 509 00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:45,481 we're gonna struggle to even cover our common subscription. 510 00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:46,505 I know. 511 00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:56,088 We'll work it out. 512 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,022 We'll do something. 513 00:29:59,546 --> 00:30:00,630 I'll do something. 514 00:31:11,296 --> 00:31:13,838 Say goodbye to stomach gas 515 00:31:14,421 --> 00:31:16,064 with debloat's gummies, 516 00:31:16,088 --> 00:31:18,939 our unique blend of simethicone and thc. 517 00:31:18,963 --> 00:31:20,647 Hi, it's gay nor from river mind. 518 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,522 - How are you this morning? - Hello? Yes, yes. 519 00:31:23,546 --> 00:31:24,772 Yes, thank god. 520 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:26,439 - You got my payment? - Yeah. 521 00:31:26,463 --> 00:31:27,939 Can you flick a switch or whatever? 522 00:31:27,963 --> 00:31:31,314 We are processing your river mind plus upgrade now. 523 00:31:31,338 --> 00:31:34,564 - How long does it take to kick in? - Should be pretty much instant. 524 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:35,522 Okay, great. 525 00:31:35,546 --> 00:31:37,689 Ketchup, mustard, and 526 00:31:37,713 --> 00:31:40,897 while I have you, would you like to hear about exciting plans 527 00:31:40,921 --> 00:31:42,671 fuck no. Hey, babe. 528 00:31:44,088 --> 00:31:46,314 - Hey. - Hey. 529 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:50,314 Okay, so you're, officially on river mind plus. 530 00:31:50,338 --> 00:31:51,231 - What? - Yeah. 531 00:31:51,255 --> 00:31:54,064 I had a bit more left over from my overtime and stuff, 532 00:31:54,088 --> 00:31:56,606 so I just… made an upgrade. 533 00:31:58,213 --> 00:32:00,106 - Yeah, okay. - No more ads? 534 00:32:00,130 --> 00:32:02,939 No more ads. No more ads. 535 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,088 And, hey, now, with the location restrictions off, 536 00:32:06,588 --> 00:32:07,796 next anniversary, 537 00:32:08,505 --> 00:32:10,272 we can go back to the Juniper. 538 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,296 Aw. 539 00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,421 - I wish we could afford it. - I'll make sure we can afford it. 540 00:32:16,130 --> 00:32:18,005 - Okay, thank you. - Yeah. 541 00:32:21,796 --> 00:32:23,272 - Love you. - I love you. 542 00:32:39,921 --> 00:32:42,147 Hey, Oscar. Listen, I just 543 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:44,505 mom said not to speak to you anymore. 544 00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:49,356 Okay, I'm sorry. Can you tell your mom 545 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:51,647 I'm not supposed to listen to you either. 546 00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:54,380 - Hey, Oscar. Why don't you come with me? - Yeah. 547 00:32:59,463 --> 00:33:00,522 Okay, guys. 548 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:04,439 We've just got 20 more bucks to reach our target. 549 00:33:04,463 --> 00:33:07,921 And I will put my nose in this mousetrap. 550 00:33:10,671 --> 00:33:12,463 I'm not gonna put it on my dick. 551 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,397 Not doing that either. 552 00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:17,522 Mask stays on. 553 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:23,630 Fuck. 554 00:33:31,338 --> 00:33:32,338 Okay. 555 00:33:33,546 --> 00:33:35,856 How about… how about this, guys? 556 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,272 How about for $90, 557 00:33:37,296 --> 00:33:40,005 I'll put the fucking mousetrap on my tongue. 558 00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,005 It's 10:00 A.M. 559 00:34:19,963 --> 00:34:21,814 How long have I been asleep? 560 00:34:21,838 --> 00:34:24,296 Like… like, 12 hours. 561 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:26,963 What? 562 00:34:27,713 --> 00:34:28,713 Jesus. 563 00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:31,255 Thank god it's the holidays. 564 00:34:31,755 --> 00:34:32,755 Thank god. 565 00:34:34,671 --> 00:34:36,130 What's wrong with you? 566 00:34:38,463 --> 00:34:39,606 Bit my tongue. 567 00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,713 Why am I sleeping longer? 568 00:34:45,671 --> 00:34:48,189 As a part of our last firmware update, 569 00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:51,296 we did extend the sleep time a little bit. 570 00:34:51,796 --> 00:34:53,314 To 12 hours a night? 571 00:34:53,338 --> 00:34:56,189 Well, everyone can use a little extra rest, right? 572 00:34:56,213 --> 00:34:58,814 It's not, restful though. 573 00:34:58,838 --> 00:35:00,814 Like, I'm not dreaming. 574 00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:02,481 I wake up tired. 575 00:35:02,505 --> 00:35:05,147 It doesn't feel like actual sleep. 576 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,213 Well, that's 'cause it's sleep mode. 577 00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:10,689 - "Sleep mode"? - Yeah. 578 00:35:10,713 --> 00:35:12,481 While you're in sleep mode, 579 00:35:12,505 --> 00:35:17,064 our servers are harnessing your spare processing capabilities 580 00:35:17,088 --> 00:35:19,505 to help with the overall workload. 581 00:35:20,838 --> 00:35:23,505 So you're using my brain 582 00:35:24,046 --> 00:35:25,838 to… to power the server? 583 00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:28,106 Shouldn't it be the other way around? 584 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:32,046 It is, except when you're in sleep mode. You can kind of think of it like 585 00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:34,897 giving back to the grid. 586 00:35:34,921 --> 00:35:36,963 Why do I have to give back to the grid? 587 00:35:37,463 --> 00:35:42,022 Why? I mean, we pay for fucking plus. It's supposed to be better than common. 588 00:35:42,046 --> 00:35:43,481 It's better than common. 589 00:35:43,505 --> 00:35:45,439 Seriously, if you were still on common, 590 00:35:45,463 --> 00:35:49,272 my god, you would be looking at sleeping at, like, up to 16 hours a night, 591 00:35:49,296 --> 00:35:50,231 and with ads? 592 00:35:50,255 --> 00:35:52,897 I mean, Amanda, I'd be happy to drop you back down a tier. 593 00:35:52,921 --> 00:35:53,814 No. 594 00:35:53,838 --> 00:35:57,671 Or you could move up to our exciting new tier. 595 00:35:58,213 --> 00:35:59,564 It's actually the reason 596 00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:04,897 that we have extended sleep mode for our non-premium users. 597 00:36:04,921 --> 00:36:06,522 We're premium users. 598 00:36:06,546 --> 00:36:10,939 Well, plus is actually now standard. But it is better than common. 599 00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:15,356 And this new tier, it is ultra-premium. 600 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,421 We call it 601 00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:20,421 river mind Lux. 602 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,296 If you could just turn your attention to the monitor. 603 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,231 Take a look here. Right? 604 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:30,689 Ever since my fatal liposuction procedure, 605 00:36:30,713 --> 00:36:32,897 river mind has been a lifesaver. 606 00:36:32,921 --> 00:36:36,314 And now there's something even better. Rivermind Lux. 607 00:36:36,338 --> 00:36:39,522 Rivermind Lux doesn't just keep your brain running. 608 00:36:39,546 --> 00:36:41,147 It heightens your senses. 609 00:36:41,171 --> 00:36:43,981 Meaning sights, sounds, flavors, 610 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:45,939 even the feeling of this breeze. 611 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,939 In fact, all physical sensations are simply more 612 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,064 sensational than ever. 613 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,171 And you're in charge. 614 00:36:57,755 --> 00:36:59,606 Dial it up or dial it down. 615 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:02,588 Take control of your mood with the river mind app. 616 00:37:04,296 --> 00:37:07,231 And with the exclusive river mind Lux ability browser, 617 00:37:07,255 --> 00:37:10,796 you can use skills and attributes sourced from other river mind users. 618 00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:15,564 So if you thought you couldn't do park our… think again. 619 00:37:15,588 --> 00:37:16,856 Whoo! 620 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,314 Rivermind Lux. 621 00:37:18,338 --> 00:37:21,296 It's life, but not as you know it. 622 00:37:24,755 --> 00:37:28,231 So, if I could have you back over here. 623 00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:31,564 That was pretty cool, right? 624 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:32,856 Great. 625 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,314 How much does it cost? 626 00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:37,689 It's just an additional $1,000 a month. 627 00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:41,064 Sweetheart, you'll wanna watch your head. 628 00:37:41,088 --> 00:37:44,897 We can't… we can barely afford what we're paying now. 629 00:37:44,921 --> 00:37:50,255 I know. We understand that Lux is a real vip package. 630 00:37:50,796 --> 00:37:55,397 So if you don't choose to subscribe to the full-time package, 631 00:37:55,421 --> 00:37:58,272 we actually have temporary boosters 632 00:37:58,296 --> 00:38:00,314 for, like, a few hours. 633 00:38:00,338 --> 00:38:01,546 Or a few days. 634 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:05,189 No? So maybe if you have a special occasion, Amanda? 635 00:38:05,213 --> 00:38:06,939 - We're not interested. - Okay. 636 00:38:06,963 --> 00:38:08,463 - Thank you. - I understand. 637 00:38:10,046 --> 00:38:12,171 How much are those booster packs? 638 00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,630 What have you got, dum dummies? 639 00:38:46,963 --> 00:38:50,880 No, I'm not putting one of my bunny ears up my a-hole. 640 00:39:21,546 --> 00:39:22,546 Okay. 641 00:39:26,838 --> 00:39:28,731 Let's make this fucking quick. 642 00:39:33,963 --> 00:39:34,963 All good? 643 00:39:35,671 --> 00:39:37,106 You feeling okay? 644 00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:39,147 Yep. Free to roam. 645 00:39:39,171 --> 00:39:40,255 Okay! 646 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:42,921 It's better than that. 647 00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:45,546 - What do you mean? - Check the glove box. 648 00:39:52,255 --> 00:39:54,421 That's 12 hours of river mind Lux. 649 00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:58,255 You're gonna have a very good time. 650 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,272 Mike, come on. We can't afford this. 651 00:40:01,296 --> 00:40:02,463 I know, I know, I know. 652 00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:04,005 It's one weekend. 653 00:40:05,005 --> 00:40:06,380 I want you to enjoy it. 654 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:08,963 In fact, I order you to. 655 00:40:10,963 --> 00:40:11,963 Thank you. 656 00:40:16,296 --> 00:40:18,005 Yeah, that's it. You just scratch it. 657 00:40:18,505 --> 00:40:21,588 And then you look at the code, and that activates it. 658 00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:28,130 Okay, well, I put the app on your phone. 659 00:40:31,338 --> 00:40:33,755 And then you just dial up your pleasure. 660 00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:37,380 Like this? 661 00:40:38,963 --> 00:40:39,963 That's it. 662 00:40:43,713 --> 00:40:44,713 Wow. 663 00:40:46,088 --> 00:40:47,088 Feel it? 664 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:58,380 Hi! 665 00:40:59,046 --> 00:41:01,314 I like your truck. 666 00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:11,421 Your hand feels so nice. 667 00:41:12,171 --> 00:41:15,231 - Yeah, yours feel nice. - Like extra, extra nice. 668 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:18,689 Two Juniper brat burgers. 669 00:41:18,713 --> 00:41:19,713 Thank you. 670 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:22,647 Cheers. 671 00:41:22,671 --> 00:41:25,046 Three, two, one. 672 00:41:25,671 --> 00:41:26,731 You're in. 673 00:41:29,213 --> 00:41:31,231 My god. 674 00:41:32,505 --> 00:41:34,897 It's exactly as I remember it. That is 675 00:41:34,921 --> 00:41:36,397 that's pungent. 676 00:41:36,421 --> 00:41:37,463 That is just 677 00:41:38,421 --> 00:41:40,213 that's fucking amazing. 678 00:41:46,463 --> 00:41:49,231 Look, they're back. Christ. 679 00:41:51,963 --> 00:41:52,963 Babe. 680 00:41:54,296 --> 00:41:55,296 Amanda. 681 00:42:34,546 --> 00:42:37,338 Hey, you don't need to do all that for me, baby. 682 00:42:37,963 --> 00:42:39,380 It feels so good. 683 00:42:43,046 --> 00:42:45,731 It's just… it sounds like you're exaggerating a little bit. 684 00:42:45,755 --> 00:42:49,814 I'm not. Your skin feels so fucking good. 685 00:42:49,838 --> 00:42:51,213 Yeah. 686 00:42:55,296 --> 00:42:58,772 All right, maybe we can just dial it down a little bit. 687 00:42:58,796 --> 00:43:00,897 Just literally on the app. 688 00:43:00,921 --> 00:43:04,397 - No, no, no, not right now. - No. Okay. All right. 689 00:43:05,963 --> 00:43:09,689 Jesus Christ. Do you mind if I just take a little breather? 690 00:43:09,713 --> 00:43:10,731 Okay, okay. 691 00:43:12,796 --> 00:43:13,796 Okay, you... 692 00:43:39,338 --> 00:43:40,338 Jesus. 693 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,880 Babe? 694 00:43:43,296 --> 00:43:45,505 Babe, it's 11:00 A.M. 695 00:43:49,338 --> 00:43:50,463 We gotta check out. 696 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,147 I guess Lux is over, then? 697 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:10,897 Jack, Jack. 698 00:44:13,713 --> 00:44:15,814 - Man. - Shit. 699 00:44:18,588 --> 00:44:19,647 Jesus. 700 00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:24,380 Morning. 701 00:44:39,921 --> 00:44:40,921 Hey! 702 00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:45,921 Mikey! If you're gonna live by the sword, you're gonna die by it, man. 703 00:44:46,421 --> 00:44:49,981 - Okay. Whoa, watch out now, big guy. - Fucking arsehole. 704 00:44:50,005 --> 00:44:51,005 Hey, just chill, man. 705 00:44:52,005 --> 00:44:53,897 Fuck. What the fuck? 706 00:44:55,005 --> 00:44:56,897 What, it's not so funny now? 707 00:44:58,005 --> 00:45:00,731 Is that not funny now? Come on, funny man. 708 00:45:00,755 --> 00:45:02,505 - Give us a fuckin' giggle! - Let him go. 709 00:45:03,671 --> 00:45:05,772 - Prick. - You're a fuckin' psycho! 710 00:45:05,796 --> 00:45:07,439 Don't fuckin' speak! 711 00:45:07,463 --> 00:45:09,481 Piss-drinking motherfucker! 712 00:45:09,505 --> 00:45:10,588 - Come on! - Hey! 713 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,397 We're coming, man! 714 00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:19,731 What the fuck are you doing? Back up! 715 00:45:28,838 --> 00:45:30,546 You're home early. 716 00:45:32,755 --> 00:45:33,755 What's wrong? 717 00:45:35,755 --> 00:45:36,755 Mike? 718 00:45:40,630 --> 00:45:41,921 Come on, you're scaring me. 719 00:45:49,463 --> 00:45:50,671 I just got fired. 720 00:45:51,505 --> 00:45:52,505 What? 721 00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:56,189 But you've worked there for ten years. 722 00:45:56,213 --> 00:45:58,356 I fucked up so bad, babe. 723 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,522 How? What did you... they can't just fire you. 724 00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:03,213 I don't wanna talk about it. 725 00:46:03,713 --> 00:46:05,439 You get fired and don't wanna talk about it? 726 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:07,088 Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it. 727 00:46:08,005 --> 00:46:10,130 Wait. So how do we. 728 00:46:11,921 --> 00:46:14,880 I don't… what do we… how do we 729 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,130 how will we pay for river mind plus? 730 00:46:20,130 --> 00:46:22,814 - I don't know. - I… I can't start running ads again. 731 00:46:22,838 --> 00:46:24,963 They won't let me back in school. 732 00:46:29,588 --> 00:46:32,897 Well, we'll… do you know what? We'll go to river mind and plead our case. 733 00:46:32,921 --> 00:46:34,171 They won't listen. 734 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:38,380 Because we're… we're loyal customers. 735 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:40,588 Yeah. 736 00:46:41,005 --> 00:46:42,856 She knows us. She… yeah. 737 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,772 - I mean, it's been a long time. - Yeah? 738 00:46:44,796 --> 00:46:46,380 We pay on time. 739 00:46:46,921 --> 00:46:48,338 They have to listen, right? 740 00:46:49,046 --> 00:46:50,046 Yeah. 741 00:46:51,713 --> 00:46:55,481 I am afraid not. 742 00:46:55,505 --> 00:46:59,231 You know, given a little time, I'm sure I will just get another job. 743 00:46:59,255 --> 00:47:01,772 At Uber, post mates, or whatever. 744 00:47:01,796 --> 00:47:03,731 Great. Yes, that's great. 745 00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:04,921 And when you do, 746 00:47:05,546 --> 00:47:08,647 we will reinstate your full subscription. 747 00:47:08,671 --> 00:47:10,772 I… I'll lose my job 748 00:47:10,796 --> 00:47:13,296 if, if I can't get back on plus. 749 00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:16,272 - Sorry, plus is actually now standard. - Please! 750 00:47:16,296 --> 00:47:18,772 - … okay. - We are good customers 751 00:47:18,796 --> 00:47:22,272 we're just asking for a little credit so we can get back on our feet. 752 00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:26,689 I understand your circumstances, I do, but the system won't even let me input it. 753 00:47:26,713 --> 00:47:28,856 - Come on. - Not even if I try. My hands are tied. 754 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,838 Don't make us use the baby money. 755 00:47:32,171 --> 00:47:33,880 There's… there's still baby money? 756 00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:38,314 - I mean, not fucking much, but yeah. - You didn't tell me. 757 00:47:38,338 --> 00:47:39,981 - Let's not use it. - I didn't know. 758 00:47:40,005 --> 00:47:42,522 Because if we use it, then that's it. What's the point? 759 00:47:42,546 --> 00:47:44,064 - Yeah, but... - that's just giving in. 760 00:47:44,088 --> 00:47:46,939 - Are you trying to get pregnant? - Surely… yes! 761 00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:48,064 You are? 762 00:47:48,088 --> 00:47:51,856 I mean… we haven't been trying very hard lately, but 763 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,231 we were hoping for a happy accident. 764 00:47:54,255 --> 00:47:56,130 Okay. But you're not pregnant now. 765 00:47:56,921 --> 00:47:58,088 Why are you asking? 766 00:47:59,005 --> 00:48:00,546 Pregnancy costs extra. 767 00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:04,647 When you're pregnant, it just alters the brain. 768 00:48:04,671 --> 00:48:09,564 There are cortical shifts and changes to the ventral striatum. 769 00:48:09,588 --> 00:48:13,564 It's a lot for your brain to process when you're pregnant. 770 00:48:13,588 --> 00:48:14,856 Like, literally. 771 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,814 So it's $90 a month. 772 00:48:18,755 --> 00:48:19,796 Fuck you! 773 00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:07,338 Hey. We're here for the crib. 774 00:49:12,296 --> 00:49:13,296 I'll get it. 775 00:49:21,421 --> 00:49:22,796 Good luck with the baby. 776 00:49:23,546 --> 00:49:25,046 We're not having a baby. 777 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,314 Then why'd you want the crib? 778 00:49:27,338 --> 00:49:29,755 We're setting it on fire for our music video. 779 00:50:00,963 --> 00:50:02,338 Hey 780 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:04,463 hey, babe. 781 00:50:11,296 --> 00:50:12,314 Hey. 782 00:50:12,338 --> 00:50:14,171 How are you doing, sleepy head? 783 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:17,838 Happy anniversary. 784 00:50:18,838 --> 00:50:20,213 You remembered. 785 00:50:22,088 --> 00:50:23,296 Happy anniversary, babe. 786 00:50:27,421 --> 00:50:29,022 Come with me, please. 787 00:50:42,671 --> 00:50:44,606 I could only afford 30 minutes. 788 00:50:44,630 --> 00:50:46,088 Mike. 789 00:50:47,171 --> 00:50:49,838 - How did you even pay for this? - Don't worry about it. 790 00:50:52,421 --> 00:50:55,647 You told me you weren't gonna do any more… tooth stuff. 791 00:50:55,671 --> 00:50:57,005 No, no. It's just 792 00:50:57,838 --> 00:51:01,397 it's a private buyer. It's dum dummies, but it's a specialist thing. 793 00:51:01,421 --> 00:51:03,546 Don't even think about it. Come on. 794 00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:10,814 I'm just gonna slide your Serenity up to Max. 795 00:51:36,755 --> 00:51:37,963 I think it's time. 796 00:51:45,463 --> 00:51:46,356 - No, I... - yeah. 797 00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:49,338 - I think we're okay for a little while. - It's time. 798 00:51:52,755 --> 00:51:54,088 Only if you're sure. 799 00:51:55,463 --> 00:51:56,505 I'm sure. 800 00:51:59,921 --> 00:52:00,921 Okay. 801 00:52:05,338 --> 00:52:06,338 Okay. 802 00:52:13,713 --> 00:52:15,171 Do it when I'm not here. 803 00:52:31,171 --> 00:52:32,338 There we go. 804 00:52:36,255 --> 00:52:37,505 Are you comfy, babe? 805 00:52:40,671 --> 00:52:41,713 I love you. 806 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:44,880 I love you too. 807 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:56,272 - Are you filled with dread? - Babe! 808 00:52:56,296 --> 00:52:57,606 Wracked with despair? 809 00:52:57,630 --> 00:52:59,439 Babe? Not yet. 810 00:52:59,463 --> 00:53:03,171 Let the sun shine in with endorphox antidepressant lozenges. 811 00:53:05,338 --> 00:53:07,189 - Sustained release. - It's okay. 812 00:53:07,213 --> 00:53:08,606 Endorphox is… 813 00:53:13,713 --> 00:53:14,772 God. 814 00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:15,856 I love you.