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Once upon a time, there was a woman.
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And the woman gave birth to
a beautiful, incredible boy
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who all the nurses agreed
was "quite a looker."
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But not everyone saw what she saw.
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That the boy was unstoppable.
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They said her dreams for
him were "not realistic."
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I'm sorry, Mrs. DiMeo.
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Your son's ability to interact
with the world around him
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will be very limited.
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I'm just being realistic.
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Insurance won't cover it.
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JJ will never be able to
operate a power chair.
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Please be realistic.
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Our school doesn't have the resources
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to mainstream your son.
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It's not realistic.
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But she was wrong.
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And she was wrong.
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And he was wrong.
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And never validated my parking.
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Over the years,
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the pair proved wrong
every person who said
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that incredible boy's dreams
were "not realistic."
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And now, here we stand
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on the brink of this incredible boy
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graduating and going off to college.
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And I'll tell you what
I told all of them...
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I want this for my son.
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Don't tell me it's not realistic.
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Well, our graduation photos
come in standard sizes.
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But, okay. We'll do a special order.
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Yeah, he was right. That is too big.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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N-Y-U!
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N-Y-U!
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- N...
- Today is the day
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my boy is getting into his dream school.
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"Where he'll go with his dream girl."
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I know, and I'm the
most excited one here!
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N-Y-U! N-Y-U!
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I'm the most excited
one here with dignity.
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N-Y-U!
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N-Y-U!
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N...
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Pretending to be excited about NYU?
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It's just so bloody exhausting!
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I mean, I don't know why I agreed.
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Hon, we don't even know
if he's gonna get in.
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He's getting in. A mother knows.
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All right, help me
practice my happy face.
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Go on. Tell me he got into NYU.
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JJ got into NYU!
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Aaaaggghh!
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No notes.
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Oh, you're not getting back
into model trains, are you?
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It's a replica of the
Golden Gate Bridge.
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A little father-daughter activity
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Dylan and I are working on.
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You know the special
relationship we have.
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She relishes any chance she
has to spend time with me.
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It's really sweet.
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Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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It's your homework?!
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Did Mom tell you?
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Damn foreigners.
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I tried to do it myself.
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I... It was too hard!
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I didn't have the right supplies,
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I couldn't figure out what to do...
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- No more excuses.
- Whoa.
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You just sounded like a real dad there.
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Well, you tried to manipulate your dad,
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you're gonna get a dad lesson.
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Do the work and see how
rewarding that can be.
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Or half-ass it and deal
with the consequences.
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Fine.
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Gimme a quick refresher.
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This is a...
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It's the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Dude!
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When were you gonna tell me
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about the speech you're
giving at graduation?
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"Oh, yeah. The class chose me."
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This is incredible!
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I've been thinking a lot
about our goodbye...
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to Lafayette, to each other.
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Now we have our forum.
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So, what are you gonna say?
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"I'm just gonna wing it."
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Wing it? Oh, no.
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You are no good on your feet,
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so I end up standing there reading,
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looking like an idiot.
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You're writing that speech, Mister!
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Laura, looking lovely.
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Sara, simply stunning. Yara...
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Ya-ra ten!
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Ray, word in the girls'
bathroom is you're being
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way more desperate than
normal. What's up?
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Junior class trip is coming up.
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Technically, we're
supposed to be studying
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the native marine biology
of Catalina Island,
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but everyone knows we'll be studying
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lips, hips, and fingertips.
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Just... truly disgusting.
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- I got a B-plus on this.
- Very nice.
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See what happens when you
listen to your old man?
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What's this project?
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This is for work.
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Your dad's got an interview
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at an architecture firm next month.
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Yeah, it has just been
flowing out of me.
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I even made a bet with myself
for extra motivation...
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I am not gonna shave my mustache
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until I land some kind
of architecture gig.
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Wow, Dad. I'm proud of you.
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Y-You're proud of me?
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Uh-huh.
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- This... This matters to you?
- Yeah.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna do the mustache
thing in solidarity.
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Well, this isn't good enough.
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It's happening! It's happening!
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They posted the acceptances!
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- Did he get in?!
- I don't know.
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Izzy just called to say that they're up.
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JJ wants to FaceTime alone
with her so they can check!
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Non-verbal.
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- Oh, of course.
- Sure.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right.
- It's happening!
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My little boy is getting into NYU!
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I'll save it for him.
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Oh, this is it.
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All right, just give me a minute.
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Yay!
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Oh.
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JJ.
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Buddy...
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Oh, my love.
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I'm sorry. I know how
much you wanted this.
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Please don't be sad, JJ.
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Do you want me to call them?
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Mummy will call. Mummy will scream!
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Okay. But we're going to
find the positive in this.
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"NYU rejected Izzy, too.
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She's going to Chapman.
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I got into Irvine.
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I'll go there."
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Irvine?
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"The next town over" Irvine? That one?
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You... You'd be happy with that?
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Going and being in the
next town over... ?
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Yeah. Well, cool, cool, cool, yeah.
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"You've pretended enough for one day.
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You can be happy."
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Haaa-hahaha!
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Ohh, I think I've forgotten how.
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- This is it.
- Hey, JJ.
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How many pizza bagels you
think we can fit in here?
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Aww.
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She's not even reading
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- his words out loud anymore.
- Ah.
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Wish there was a woman that
could read my board like that.
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All our units have automatic
doors, accessible showers...
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It's close to home,
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close to school, close to your love.
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I mean, the shades are
lovely, aren't they?
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- They're okay.
- She hates them! Get rid of them!
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- What?
- I just like watching people
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experience you for the first time.
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So, you're really okay
with JJ moving out?
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Well, it's mad, right?
But it's not New York.
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"This place is amazing."
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Is that an "I'll take it"?
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Great. I'll get the paperwork.
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Aww.
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I'm so glad that this worked out.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Yeah, your mom's got your back.
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Maybe there's room to
mention it in your speech?
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"Nothing but room."
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- "I'm gonna wing it."
- What?
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It's been a month! You
didn't even start?
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Oh, I get it. You're messing with me.
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You say you'll wing it,
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but then you'll show up
with the perfect speech.
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Okay. Good stuff.
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JJ will be winging it.
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What's wrong with you people?!
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Ooh!
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F-Found a dent.
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Okay, Ray.
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You're at camp with no dating prospects,
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but you do have spunk and
seven new anecdotes.
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What's happening?
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The trip just started.
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Who said that?
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Ray DiMeo, Coach. But you call me...
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Oh, hey, nerdlinger.
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All the guys in your grade
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locked me in my cabin
with an angry raccoon.
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Had to climb out a window,
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which I didn't realize
was over a ravine.
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They shouldn't put
ravines under windows.
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Wait, so the trip is cancelled?
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For those jackasses.
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Sorry, Ray, I'm gonna have to
leave you alone on this island
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with all your female classmates.
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So, I'm the only boy on this trip.
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Get me away from this kid.
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Hey, Dad. How's the model coming?
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Coming along great. Great. I just
need to figure out how to...
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Wait, have you done anything in a month?
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I grew a mustache.
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Your interview's tomorrow.
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You think I don't know that?
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All day, I try.
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It's just so hard!
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Really?
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Well, well, well...
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looks like somebody's not
up to finishing their work.
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Know who you should talk to 'bout that?
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My dad.
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Seemed to have it all figured out.
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This is different, Dylan.
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This is for a job, not a grade.
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I don't even have a
real drafting pencil.
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I can't be expected to finish this thing
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without a GraphGear 500 Automatic!
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No more excuses!
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Buckle down, do your work,
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and you'll see how rewarding it can be.
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Fine.
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Only boy here. Can't lose.
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Brianna. Flowers?
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Camille G? No?
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Danielle?
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Flowers for a rose?
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Anyway, it's gonna be...
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Okay, am I really that bad?
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I understood you ignoring me
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when you had all the other guys here,
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but come on, ladies.
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What gives?
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Maybe it's because we all learned
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that you take any attention as interest.
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Also, raise your hand
if Ray has hit on you.
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Okay, the double hand-raise
is unnecessary, Sarah.
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Look, clearly there is
something wrong with me.
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I think it's time I find out what.
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So, lay it on me.
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You want to hear about
everything that bothers us?
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I do. We came here to study
the biology of Catalina.
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Instead, let's study the
guy-ology of Ray DiMeo.
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I hated that.
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And we're off!
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You did all these?
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Dang, I dad-ded you up real nice.
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No, I hate every single one I start.
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That one's trying too hard.
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That one's just lazy.
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This one gave me a paper cut.
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What are you doing?
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Finding the one you hate the least.
266
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,819
No! That one shows promise.
267
00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,620
Good. That one is your baby.
268
00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:53,769
Finish it.
269
00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:56,110
You were so excited. What changed?
270
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,540
You.
271
00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,379
I was having fun. It was easy.
272
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,109
Then you said you were "proud" of me,
273
00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:03,939
and it stopped being about fun.
274
00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,499
If I fail, I disappoint everyone.
275
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,999
I disappoint you.
276
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,369
Me?
277
00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,379
Dad, I've got fantastic news.
278
00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,719
I don't care. I love you.
279
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,329
But when you start talking
your building stuff?
280
00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:19,040
It's all cartoon bears
on unicycles up here.
281
00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:20,549
Okay.
282
00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,319
Hurtful, but... but helpful.
283
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,349
Thank you, Dylan.
284
00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:24,850
Anytime, Jimbo.
285
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,360
Oops!
286
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,640
Hey. Everything okay?
287
00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:32,859
"It's Izzy.
288
00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,899
Please don't get involved,
289
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,000
but she broke up with me."
290
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,819
Hello, Izzy.
291
00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,720
Time for a talk.
292
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,429
Why didn't you ring the bell?
293
00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:47,160
Oh, I like a good surprise.
294
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,549
What you said to JJ about breaking up?
295
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,000
That was a bad surprise.
296
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,299
Can you stop using that sinister tone?
297
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,419
Is this better?
298
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,919
JJ is the one you should talk to.
299
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,869
He can't plan his life around me.
300
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,139
We're kids. It's not...
301
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,920
Don't say "realistic."
302
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,139
It's a bit of a trigger.
303
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,389
Fine, you want to know?
304
00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:11,099
We were in the store,
looking at shams...
305
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,559
You're the sham! Sorry.
306
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,720
I actually do want to hear this.
307
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:14,940
JJ got an e-mail.
308
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,269
From NYU.
309
00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:17,960
They're still writing him.
310
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,359
To reconsider coming.
311
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,840
He got in.
312
00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:22,819
He what?
313
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,619
It's his dream and he
said no to be with me.
314
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:29,699
I begged him to go, but
he won't listen to me.
315
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:32,810
There's just one person
he will listen to.
316
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:35,660
Okay.
317
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,019
What. Is. Wrong. With. Ray.
318
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,799
Might I be a, uh, hideous ghoul?
319
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,560
I mean, not physically...
320
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,980
Interesting.
321
00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:47,499
"Not physically hideous."
322
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,939
Good. All right. Now
let's talk negatives.
323
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,019
Ooh! Molly!
324
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,139
You seem to particularly dislike me.
325
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,979
You're pretty insecure.
326
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,940
But weirdly also way too confident.
327
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,739
Insecure and too confident.
328
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,999
Bit of a paradox, okay.
329
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,239
And I know this isn't really your fault,
330
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,919
but you got too tall too fast.
331
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:05,929
Okay.
332
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:08,359
Still writing the last one, Sarah, 'kay?
333
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,840
Fine! Don't write a speech!
334
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:13,940
I don't care!
335
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,100
Three years together
336
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,979
and I ask you to do one thing!
337
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,040
But noooo!
338
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,120
Okay! Have a nice life!
339
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:25,000
Just do bullet points, man.
340
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,500
No, huh?
341
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,179
Just sit there with your sad face.
342
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,920
Yeah! You should be sad!
343
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,359
You're a bum!
344
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,950
A sad bum!
345
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,089
Little context:
346
00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,890
Izzy just broke up with him.
347
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,760
Oh, I'm so sorry.
348
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:50,420
Just write a little!
349
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,719
Look at me off to meet a potential boss
350
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,149
for drinks at a swanky bar.
351
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,299
I feel like Don Draper.
352
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,089
You finished. Nice work.
353
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,099
Thanks, Dylan.
354
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,499
Oh, hang on.
355
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,540
For good luck.
356
00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,260
This is the exact pencil I said.
357
00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:11,260
So you do listen.
358
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:12,360
And you care.
359
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,320
Get. Feeling stompy.
360
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:18,059
Okay, so, finger guns are bad.
361
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,380
But let me ask you this:
362
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,900
are they less bad if I
get a leather jacket?
363
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,840
We don't know, Ray.
364
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,120
Okay? Get a leather jacket,
don't. What's the point?
365
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,600
The point is to make this work.
366
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:28,620
With who?
367
00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:30,619
Anyone! I'm not picky!
368
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,489
Any one of you works.
369
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:33,900
That's how it feels.
370
00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,369
It's not about us.
371
00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:38,099
Who picks flowers without
knowing who they're for?
372
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,289
That's not love.
373
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:41,629
Y-You're right.
374
00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,879
I've been chasing a
feeling, not a person.
375
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,299
You don't know us.
376
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,629
And you're so busy trying to get us
377
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,890
to notice you, we don't get to know you.
378
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,679
I've been so stupid.
379
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,849
Maybe there's still time.
380
00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:57,480
Hi. My name is Ray.
381
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,159
I'm not a lothario.
382
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,299
I've had one girlfriend
383
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:03,279
and she said my kisses "needed work."
384
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,879
I really like Rubik's Cubes.
385
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,059
I pretend I know how to
solve them, but I don't.
386
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:11,369
So I carry around one
to swap it out with.
387
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:14,259
I get sad when I'm not
invited to parties,
388
00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:16,799
but strongly prefer using
the bathroom at my house.
389
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,419
And I say all these things
to a doll named Tony
390
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,139
who I tell all my problems.
391
00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:22,479
Damn, DiMeo!
392
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,670
No way.
393
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,379
They let you come back?
394
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,479
My dad's a lawyer.
395
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,089
He said he was gonna sue the school.
396
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,680
Coach is coming from the hospital.
397
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,969
He's bringing beer.
398
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,389
Too bad school's over, DiMeo.
399
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,159
We'll have to make fun of you
for that stuff next year.
400
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,170
Aah!
401
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,389
Hey, hey, guys!
402
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,179
I've got a variety.
403
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,559
Hope that's cool.
404
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,859
He got into NYU?
405
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,359
Well, he has to go, right?
406
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,560
Well, without question.
407
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,059
Except one question:
408
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,080
does he have to go?
409
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,340
Jimmy, he wants to stay.
410
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,940
For his high school girlfriend?
411
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,890
I mean, New York is his dream.
412
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,199
I don't want him to go.
413
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,869
But I was ready to let him.
414
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:01,920
I don't have it in me
to force him, Jimmy.
415
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,379
Maya.
416
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,090
Look at the big picture.
417
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,790
- It's just so stupid.
- Yeah.
418
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,469
Dr. Miller!
419
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:18,079
Shouldn't you be onstage
420
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,100
mispronouncing Indian students' names?
421
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,599
I've been practicing. I plan to crush.
422
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,550
Now, I've come to expect
an endearing tardiness
423
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,069
from the DiMeos.
424
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,019
Your invitation says 11:00.
425
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,040
The ceremony doesn't start till noon.
426
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,379
Aww.
427
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,449
Congratulations, JJ.
428
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,980
We're really gonna miss you.
429
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:45,589
And we'll miss Bhagyasharee
Shrinivasaraghavan-Mutyala.
430
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,310
Hi, Ray.
431
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:52,179
That's the third girl to
acknowledge my existence today.
432
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,959
Oh, word in the girls' bathroom
is you impressed everyone
433
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,819
with how vulnerable and
honest you were on the trip.
434
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,019
The junior girls have decided
435
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,599
to make you their project next year.
436
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,940
You're gonna crush it. I'm furious.
437
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:06,550
Uh, sorry, I had to take a phone call.
438
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,359
Wait. Oh, my God!
439
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,069
- They want me.
- I can't bel...
440
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,799
Whoa, Dad. You are bleeding.
441
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,959
What?
442
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,369
Oh, yeah, do not shave
with art class scissors.
443
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:17,159
Dad lesson.
444
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,640
Oh, buddy.
445
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,210
Look at you.
446
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,549
"Let's talk speech."
447
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:30,209
You'd do that for me?
448
00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:31,839
Thanks, JJ.
449
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,589
You're up next and that
valedictorian girl is killing it.
450
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:36,219
So, I had a few thoughts.
451
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,440
JJ, I've got to talk to you.
452
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:38,620
No!
453
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,879
No, you don't!
454
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,890
Please!
455
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,979
Izzy told me you got into NYU.
456
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,779
I'm not saying you have to go, I can't.
457
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,940
But tell me what you're thinking.
458
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,240
You can tell me.
459
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,819
"I won't leave her, Mom."
460
00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:00,059
Again, I'm not saying you have to go.
461
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,569
But if you did...
462
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,159
it could still work with Izzy.
463
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,459
"Because I'm so good on the phone?
464
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,410
Because I'm so worth waiting for?"
465
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:16,299
"I found someone who loves me, Mom.
466
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,969
If I leave, I lose her.
467
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:22,469
I may never find someone again.
468
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:25,389
Be realistic."
469
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,359
My love, you know what you have to do.
470
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,869
I've opened so many doors for you,
471
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:38,409
but you walked through every one.
472
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:40,449
And look what it got you.
473
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,940
This silly hat.
474
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:47,109
Don't tell me to be realistic.
475
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,249
Don't tell you,
476
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,619
'cause that's not what got you here.
477
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,900
You be afraid, fine.
478
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,689
But don't stay out of fear.
479
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,720
That's not what love is, darling.
480
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,099
This is love.
481
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,649
Go.
482
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,119
Please welcome to the stage
483
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,799
your student speaker...
484
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,550
- Buddy.
- ... JJ DiMeo!
485
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,569
You're on.
486
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,360
- We love you!
- JJ!
487
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:21,120
- DiMeo!
- Whoo! JJ!
488
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,580
Love you, JJ!
489
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,440
You wrote a speech?
490
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,629
It's funny. It just is.
491
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:34,339
Your words, my voice, for the last time.
492
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,299
Students.
493
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,720
Facul... ty...
494
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,519
Brrrb.
495
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,269
Hold it together. Hold it together.
496
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,679
Don't do this.
497
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:56,179
I stand before you as a confi... "
498
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,740
I'm just so proud!
499
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:09,369
"My road to Lafayette was a long one.
500
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:12,599
The road ahead...
501
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,089
... is even longer.
502
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,830
I know... "
503
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,739
- Weenie.
- You just cried!
504
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:24,749
I got this.
505
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,239
There's gotta be some...
some jokes in here
506
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,269
somewhere, right?
507
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,849
Yeah.
508
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,389
"And who could forget the lunches?
509
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:32,690
Beefaroni?"
510
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:36,149
"More like... "
511
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:39,359
You're right, son. It is
more like barf-aroni.
512
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,650
It's okay, Jimmy.
513
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,699
"Forget what I wrote.
514
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,079
I have one message.
515
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:56,040
A lesson I was learning
every day for years
516
00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:57,940
without realizing it.
517
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,509
I learned it again today.
518
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:04,389
From my first teacher."
519
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,350
Take it home, Kenneth.
520
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,099
"It's a hard lesson.
521
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,000
It can make you do things
you don't want to.
522
00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:20,239
Like say goodbye."
523
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,820
"Be unrealistic.
524
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,610
Be unrealistic.
525
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,980
Thank you."
526
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,199
Hey!
527
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,480
Watch where you're going, you...
528
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,409
Time!
529
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,449
Hey, only three hours late this time.
530
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:11,260
Two months until classes start.
531
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,379
We're gonna get you down to the DiMeo
532
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,579
respectable 15 minutes in no time.
533
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,460
Okay! Let's try this again, people!
534
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:26,280
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