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I love this place.
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- Yeah, me too.
- So strange, though.
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- Why is it called a river?
- That's, what it is.
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- Thank you.
- It's dried up, you know.
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I actually used to come here
a lot when I was a kid.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I used to ride my bike.
- It's our new spot.
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What? You're gonna steal
my childhood memories?
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No. We'll just make new ones.
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- Promise?
- Promise.
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- Give me that thing.
- Up-bup-bup! My camera, my show.
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Besides, you're prettier than I am.
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No fair.
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- Don't show my face.
- Shut up.
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Don't show my face.
Alright, give me that.
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- No.
- I'm serious, little missy.
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You mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
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Don't cry.
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God!
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I love it when you record me.
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No, really, I do.
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It means that you love me.
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What colour nail polish is that?
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Since when do you care about...?
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Goddammit, Kev.
You know when to turn that thing off!
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Shit.
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Get out here now.
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Thought I told you not to leave
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your girlfriend's damn
bike in the damn driveway!
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- Little slut!
- Slut?
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It's what it is.
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But it's right up or
it's out of commission.
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Kevin.
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Why are you so fascinated
with this thing?
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Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev.
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I'm much more fun in the flesh.
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And that's all you get.
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- Let go!
- ...and get a job!
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Fuck you, Grandma!
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- What the fuck?
- Oh, God!
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Breaking news at 10:30...
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near downtown Los Angeles,
a police pursuit.
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- You see that van there...
- Kev!
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- Holy shit. That's...
- Kev.
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- That's down the block.
- Aren't you gonna talk about it?
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Yeah, let's talk about how
awesome this fucking chase is!
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Look at this!
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Look. It's just down the street.
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Kev, put that thing down
and face what's going on.
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What's going on?
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It's a crazy-ass chase,
headed right for us.
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What do you think's gonna happen?
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You think that shit's gonna go viral?
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You're gonna become famous?
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I got... I have to go shoot this.
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It's sick, Kev. Put that thing down.
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Come on, babe, this...
This is my chance.
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Haven't you ever wanted to be a
part of something bigger than you?
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Holy shit! Oh, my God.
It's here, it's here, it's here.
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You made me miss it. Fuck!
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- Fuck, fuck!
- Kev!
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- Oh, my God, it's here.
- Come back!
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Shit, shit, shit! It's right here!
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Jesus Christ, Grandma!
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- You little pervert!
- Move! Move! Shit.
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You're gonna make me
fucking miss it. Shit, shit.
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Fuck! Fuck! I missed it.
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Get back inside! It's not safe
out here. Are you filming me?
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I'm on my property, man.
I'm on my own property right now.
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Seriously!
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Starting to see quite a
few pedestrians now...
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...in the age of Twitter and YouTube,
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people can track this sort of thing
and try to get in on the action,
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get their special shots of
the driver or the action.
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This guy is travelling at
such a high rate of speed
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through these residential
neighbourhoods.
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Definitely don't wanna be out
there making yourself a target.
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Thank you, honey. You made me miss it.
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Iris, what the hell? I'm sorry.
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- Get back inside!
- What the hell?
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I'll tase your ass if you don't
get inside right now, goddamn.
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Iris, get out of the street.
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I told you to get off the
street and turn that thing off!
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Holy shit! Oh, my God! Iri... Iris!
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Just come in and have a seat.
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I'm Detective Hughes.
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I'm gonna have to record
this conversation, OK?
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- OK.
- Tell me your full name.
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My name is Scarlett Kay.
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And what is your occupation, Miss Kay?
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I'm a magician's assistant
for Dante the Great.
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The tape that you brought in to us,
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where did you find that tape?
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In his dressing-room,
there's a secret compartment
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behind the breaker box.
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Dante recorded everything.
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He always needed an audience.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you so much for coming
out to the show tonight.
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The magician known as Dante the Great
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was arrested today.
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So just two years ago,
Dante the Great was John McMullen,
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and he was living in a
trailer park in Atlanta
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barely making ends meet,
couldn't pay the rent.
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He would do tricks for his
friends in the neighbourhood,
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and he was real good at it.
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Cut the cards. Alright. Alright.
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- Yeah, that's the blue...
- Pretend like you didn't see.
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Figured out the trick!
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Why don't you make some
beer appear? Be useful.
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You suck, bro.
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You guys are real funny for a bunch
of unemployed motherfuckers.
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Dante came in possession of a cloak.
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Nobody's really sure
where he got the cloak.
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So the rumours are that
Harry Houdini himself
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once owned this cloak.
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And it frightened Houdini,
so he got rid of it.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Well, there's no doubt that the
cloak changed Dante's life forever.
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His shows were completely exclusive.
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Passwords, knocking on doors.
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You gotta know somebody
to even get a ticket.
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That was the most amazing
show I've ever seen.
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He picked my pocket.
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From mid-balcony, he picked
my pocket, from the stage.
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I don't know how he did it.
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We went into the show
at 7 o'clock in New York.
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- We walk out of the doors...
- We're in L.A.
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We're in L.A. I...
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I'm kind of fucking pissed,
but I'm kind of like,
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this is the most amazing
thing I've ever seen.
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His illusions were on a different
level than anyone else.
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Today's magic is dead.
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You wanna learn a trick,
go Google it, go find it.
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It's on Wikipedia.
You will never discover how I do it.
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Hewwo, wabbit.
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Sa!
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Firefighters arrived on the scene to
see heavy flames on the east side.
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Not a lot of wind this afternoon,
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so they're hoping to keep this
contained to one structure.
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No word of any injuries or anyone inside.
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We have an audience tonight,
so why aren't you working?!
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What?
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What do you want from me?
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Please.
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The cloak's power comes
from what's inside it.
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But he had to feed it, and it
was only hungry for one thing.
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Dante. Oh, my God.
Turn that off. It's not funny.
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Can you hand me a towel?
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Seriously?
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There were some people that went missing
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that were close to Dante.
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Some of his assistants.
No bodies, no evidence.
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Just gone.
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Tell me what was your first impression
of Dante when you met him.
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The first time I met him, I was
auditioning for one of his shows,
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and I was really nervous...
he was my idol.
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Oh, my God!
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Scarlett. She's different.
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I just knew it was her, and we
were meant to work together,
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meant to be great together.
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So you always wanted to
be a magician's assistant?
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No, I want to be a magician.
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I wanted to work with him
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because I thought I would get to learn
how to do the tricks and the illusions,
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but no-one on the crew
knew how he did anything.
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It was frustrating, to say the least.
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Let's take five, guys.
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I know that this can all be
very confusing to begin with.
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It can take a lifetime of practice.
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And you're... you're brand-new.
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Let's say you and I just
put all this work aside
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and tonight, you have dinner with me.
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What do you say?
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- No, I have... I have a thing.
- Cancel it.
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He's picking me up in an hour.
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Clay is my ex-boyfriend.
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When's the last time you
heard from Clay, Miss Kay?
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A month.
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How was your relationship with Clay?
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Clay... Clay had a temper,
but... it was OK.
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We were OK.
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You weren't just an
employee of Dante, right?
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I mean, you guys had
some kind of relationship?
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We became really close,
working together.
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How'd you do that?
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I'll show you.
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We're going to film this one, alright?
That was close.
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- We're gonna try it again.
- OK. Alright.
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Now, on the count.
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One...
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Hey! Look at that!
Perfect sleight of hand.
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- He was my friend.
- Just friends?
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He was more than just my friend.
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The tapes that Scarlett
brought in indicated
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several violent murders
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that incriminated Dante
in the disappearance
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of at least two of the
magician assistants
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and her ex-boyfriend, Clay Bowland.
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Were you aware that Dante
was going to confront Clay?
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No.
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Sit!
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What a dick.
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I'm sorry.
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My shows are something that will reveal,
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from the darkness, great light.
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You will come through doorways that
you didn't even know were there,
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see something unbelievable.
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But you have to believe it because
it's right there in front of your eyes.
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- They're recording here.
- Get down!
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- Alright, alright.
- These guys with you?
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No! No! No!
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I guess that, concludes our interview.
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I'm gonna need your badge number.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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The cloak, when he has
it on, he's different.
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I can assure you, it's nothing magical,
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nothing supernatural...
it's just a sociopath.
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Hold onto your tickets.
It's gonna be a big finale.
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What I need right now
from you is the truth.
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I can't have any more
stories about magic.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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I know now that what he does,
they're not illusions.
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There. Over there.
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It's... magic.
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There's no such thing as magic.
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What is the first rule?
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You never tell the rubes
how the trick is done.
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- I saw what you did.
- What do I do with you now?
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I know you murdered those women!
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It wasn't me.
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Not you? What is it? What is that thing?
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Real magic.
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Get down on the ground! Get down!
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Gentlemen.
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Welcome... to the show.
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No!
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Nothing up my sleeve!
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Suspect down.
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What the hell?
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Ta-da!
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What are you doing?
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Scarlett, stop. Give that to me.
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No!
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Give me the cloak!
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Scarlett!
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Give it to me!
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You made me do this!
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Dante, please.
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Dante?
252
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,698
I'm so sorry, my dear.
253
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,855
I'm sorry, my dear.
254
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,713
Scarlett, no! Wait! No!
255
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,420
So where's Dante now?
256
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,464
That's a great question.
257
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,717
I know our entire department
is looking for him.
258
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,179
We have gotten assistance from the FBI.
259
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,264
It's only a matter of time.
260
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,443
I like to think that he's somewhere...
261
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,521
planning his comeback.
262
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,858
We talked. We talked... few months back.
263
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,035
He missed me.
264
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,946
He said he's coming for a visit.
265
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,407
He'll... he'll come. He's coming.
266
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,618
He always does.
267
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,716
He comes home.
268
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,013
Where did the cloak end up?
269
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,803
Nobody knows for sure.
270
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,750
...down through this interchange again
271
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,377
with the LAPD right behind it,
we'll see which way he...
272
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,104
Iris, pick up your fucking phone.
273
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,395
- Kevin. Come here, please.
- Iris. Baby.
274
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,981
Please come, Kev!
I don't know what they're gonna do.
275
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,609
- Please.
- Baby. Don't hang up.
276
00:22:59,202 --> 00:23:00,237
Fuck!
277
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,390
What the fuck?
278
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,340
Hey, what you doing?
You're gonna miss it.
279
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,313
Miss what?
280
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,725
Can you see it?
281
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,356
They're coming this way.
282
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,024
Oh, man.
283
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,668
See it on YouTube, bitches.
284
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,124
Dude!
285
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,210
Holy shit!
286
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,196
- Look, there's another one.
- Look, there's another guy.
287
00:23:59,296 --> 00:24:00,840
Stop!
288
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,383
Stop!
289
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,927
Gotta help me!
290
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,682
They're coming back on the 110 freeway.
291
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,517
He's really picking up some speed.
292
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,535
Stop!
293
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,567
You little prick!
You're slowing us down!
294
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,569
I don't give a fuck
about your guys' video.
295
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,737
- That thing took my girlfriend.
- Will you fuck off already?
296
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,781
Dude, you don't understand.
It's coming back around.
297
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,033
- Yeah, no shit.
- No, you're not listening to me.
298
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,577
It's going in circles on purpose.
299
00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:31,800
Why?
300
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,392
Oh, shit!
301
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,862
No! Oh, my God!
302
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,242
Fuck! It's got me!
303
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,329
Take my arm!
304
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:20,085
- Grab him!
- I can't get to him!
305
00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,076
Grab him!
306
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,014
Oh, my God! Oh, God!
307
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,016
Look at me, dude! Grab my hand!
308
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,044
Oh, yeah!
309
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,410
No, no.
310
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,214
Marta.
311
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,687
Marta, Marta.
312
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,313
Reports now that there might actually be
313
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:11,067
a hostage situation, so LAPD is
going in a surveillance mode.
314
00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,821
Stupid girls bike.
315
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:20,868
Fuck. Oh, shit,
it's turning around again.
316
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,296
Fuck, this can't be happening.
317
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:47,145
How much fucking hot dog
does he want? Go over there.
318
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,605
Fuck the hot dogs.
319
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,732
No, papi. Don't make
fun of your brother.
320
00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,651
What's he gonna do about it?
321
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,862
One more strike,
he's back in for five to ten.
322
00:45:55,962 --> 00:46:00,074
Give me a burger before I give
you some matching eye shadow.
323
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,458
This thing has my girlfriend.
Please help me.
324
00:46:10,108 --> 00:46:11,718
Fuck!
325
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,013
You have the cojones to turn me in?
326
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,190
I got your cojones right here!
327
00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,522
Who the fuck is that motherfucker?
328
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,733
Lucy, where did you get the camera?
329
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,651
Daddy. He has a trunk full of 'em.
330
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,624
Get rid of it!
331
00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:42,200
You'd bring that to my uncle's house?
332
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,878
Do something, Uncle Alberto!
333
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:58,683
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Iris. I'm so sorry.
334
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,221
You touch her, I'll kill you!
335
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:05,086
Erase that.
336
00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:23,551
Help!
337
00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:25,398
...chased by... Oh!
338
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:30,445
Oh, my God. A huge
explosion right below...
339
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,524
Pussy!
340
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,860
Don't make it. Don't make it.
Trip, trip, trip, fall, fall.
341
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,570
Don't make it. Don't make it. Fuck.
342
00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:45,031
- Whoo!
- Son of a fucktard!
343
00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,866
- Why are we shooting?
- Did you get that?
344
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,951
No. Oh, that was the one?
345
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,787
Oh, no. Dude, I wasn't rolling.
Yeah, we gotta go again.
346
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,789
- Did you get it?
- What the fuck, man?
347
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,875
Craigslist ad said you could
operate that shitty-ass camera.
348
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,752
You said your skating didn't suck dick.
349
00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,670
You guys are not allowed to be up here.
350
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,715
- Go back to your house.
- Hey, you got that shit!
351
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,051
Hey, you've got that shit.
352
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,431
Fuck.
353
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,559
Oh-ho! Oh, that was so trill!
354
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:17,146
Oh... just the focus, it was bad.
So, one more.
355
00:49:17,796 --> 00:49:19,507
Get the fuck out of here.
356
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:23,043
Three, two, one, action.
357
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,572
We all good?
358
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,421
All clear, big dog.
359
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:33,370
Jesus!
360
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,628
- Did you get that?
- Sorry, dude.
361
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,338
The battery just, like, fell out.
362
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,715
- We gotta go again.
- What are we paying you for?
363
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,801
If you fucked up my car,
I'm calling the cops.
364
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,719
Dude, fuck you.
365
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,846
Get back in your car.
366
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,983
Merry Christmas, dicks. Put 'em on.
367
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,160
- Oh, fuck that.
- Those are stupid.
368
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,911
Jump into it, and then do a Shamu dive.
369
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,305
And I'm gonna get a shot with this.
370
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,088
Whoa!
371
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,340
When you gonna help me out with a ride?
372
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,510
I got a nice vagina
just waiting for you.
373
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,638
- Yeah, right.
- I got the vag on deck all day.
374
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,849
I got vagina all day.
375
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,392
Do it, little homie.
376
00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,697
Dude!
377
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,574
Oh, man. Are you OK, dude? My bad.
378
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:54,076
Semper fi, cockbag dick hole!
379
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:07,923
I'm just directing a Web series
right now about abused dolphins,
380
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:11,397
and then I freelance as a bartender.
381
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,055
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! I'm coming.
382
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,974
Keep fighting, keep fighting.
Keep punching.
383
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:20,144
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
384
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:23,288
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
385
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,793
Can't believe we got kicked
out for that shit, dude.
386
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,034
- I woulda shot those dudes.
- Yeah, right.
387
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,620
If it was life or death,
you would have left me chillin'.
388
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,163
- You would have bailed.
- Not even.
389
00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,706
Excuse me. Do you have a dollar?
390
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,875
Nah. Take this, though, dude.
I bit the end, but...
391
00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,545
I spent all my money on this
fucking filmer guy over here.
392
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,964
I got a stogy left if you want it.
393
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:53,135
You need a light? Oh, yeah. No problem.
394
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,096
- Fight the hobo! Bum fight!
- Dude, dude, are you serious?
395
00:51:56,196 --> 00:52:00,226
I go to sleep fucked up, not knowing
I peed in a bottle right next to me.
396
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:03,020
I wake up in the morning, like,
fuck, I need water, you know.
397
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,315
Bro, I grabbed the bottle and
just gulp, gulp, and then...
398
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,150
But it still tasted like beer, though.
399
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,153
There's this one time I went and
saw this old '80s hardcore band.
400
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,863
People were front-flipping and shit.
401
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,740
- All of a sudden, I look over...
- Front-flipping?
402
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,867
- People were front-flipping?
- Front-flipping into the crowd.
403
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,619
See, I told you, people can front-flip.
404
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,287
Dude, shut the fuck...
405
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,706
I look over and my homeboy's,
like, throwing kids,
406
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,875
like, just throwing 'em
into the wall and shit.
407
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,419
Little kids?
Throwing little kids into the wall?
408
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,296
No. No, dude. They're, like, 20. Boom!
409
00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,423
The fat guy's homie, or should I say...
410
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:32,967
Was he bleeding?
411
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,136
I'm gonna fucking pistol-whip
the shit out of you if you...
412
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,097
Yo, don't touch my shit.
413
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:40,900
Dude, we need a new fucking
spot to finish this video.
414
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,853
My cousin told me about
this ditch in Tijuana.
415
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:47,189
He said it's always empty,
totally secret.
416
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,833
- You got gas money?
- I'm not paying.
417
00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:54,029
Hey, hey! Sam! Hey, Sam!
418
00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:57,116
- Dude, it's Shaun.
- Whatever the fuck. Come here.
419
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,201
When are we gonna finish my skate video?
420
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:02,329
It's done. Hey, do you still
have your dad's credit card?
421
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,331
Dude, we cannot go to TJ.
422
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,292
You know that fool
Carlos in third period?
423
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,711
The cartel stuffed his
uncle in a barrel of acid.
424
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,254
Dude, let's go.
425
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,339
You can go and fuck up
the filming some more.
426
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,717
Tijuana is fine now.
The drug dealers all left.
427
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,428
They got... they got firecrackers,
428
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,763
they got weed,
they don't card for alcohol.
429
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,405
Yeah, get a bunch.
Get the big ones, the big ones.
430
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,948
- Test 'em.
- They only have three.
431
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,700
Make sure they're not a dud. Test 'em.
432
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,719
- Nah, we'll...
- There you go. There you go.
433
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,394
Thanks for the ride. This is a
very serious piece of equipment.
434
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,730
- You have sex, keep it on.
- Alright, cool. I will.
435
00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:13,067
This kid throws $20 for gas and
he gets the fucking titty cam?
436
00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,693
No, that goes for both of you.
437
00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,987
If you have sex, keep your cameras on.
438
00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,530
Oh, damn!
439
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,407
You want a swig of this?
440
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,076
Tell your sister to go home.
441
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,661
She's got syphil-herp.
442
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,996
But the fact is,
'Faces of Death' and 'Jackass',
443
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,499
they sell more than every
skateboard video combined.
444
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,494
Yo, dude, you know...
445
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:35,047
- You know where the fuck we are?
- I do not! I have been lost for hours.
446
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,590
Seriously?
447
00:54:36,790 --> 00:54:39,214
These come-bags are boring.
448
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,887
Is that a fucking earthquake?
449
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,639
I just survived a Mexican earthquake.
450
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:47,434
Hey, how often do you guys
clean your skateboard wheels?
451
00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,813
This wasn't what I was thinking of,
but you can skate this, yeah?
452
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,440
Yeah, but it smells like your mom.
453
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,492
Do you all know how to climb fences?
454
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,906
Jason, did you turn on your camera?
455
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,200
Turn on these whack-ass titty cams.
456
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,743
- Guys, turn on your cameras!
- Shut up.
457
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:06,286
Turn on your camera.
458
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,831
It's been... Fuck off.
459
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,419
Pour some for the homies, Gas Money.
460
00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,113
Hey, guys...
461
00:55:23,245 --> 00:55:26,857
Hey, dickhead, you think a skinned
kitten would still get views?
462
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:30,477
Oh, got a missed call.
463
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,062
You gonna start filming or what?
464
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,148
Remember that one time
you did a shitty kick-flip
465
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,483
and got more views than porn?
466
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:40,663
There's a bunch of dog shit
in the middle of it.
467
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,574
Dude, this place is weird.
468
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:46,368
I ain't going back, though.
We just walked three hours.
469
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,080
Something funky worth showing people.
470
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,623
No-one wants to see you guys
471
00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:53,667
go backward and forward
for four fucking hours.
472
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,210
- Wait. Go on the barrel.
- The barrel?
473
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,713
- Go on top and do a front flip.
- A front flip?
474
00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:00,132
Don't come off that barrel
until you do a front flip.
475
00:56:00,232 --> 00:56:01,800
This goes out to your momma.
476
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,977
You be in the front right there.
477
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,388
That was the shittiest front flip...
478
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,390
That fucking camera guy is weird, dude.
479
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,768
I know, and he's got this
weird-ass look on his face
480
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,394
like he wants to touch me.
481
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,480
And Gas Money Kid just
sits there and stares.
482
00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:20,110
Want to be immortal, or do you
want to be a giant vagina monster?
483
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,737
I will front-kick your asshole.
484
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:24,364
Some chick, she was all
fucked up at the park.
485
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,366
You know the bleachers,
how there's, like, gaps between?
486
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,369
She fell between 'em, like,
the top one. Like, "Boom, boom!"
487
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,622
- Terrible.
- Yeah, real fucking sad.
488
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:38,971
- Don't blow off your dick hand.
- At least your mom got two dick hands!
489
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,345
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
490
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:48,355
Dude, dude, is that bleeding?
491
00:56:50,734 --> 00:56:53,127
What the fuck? Hot as my balls.
492
00:56:57,497 --> 00:57:00,291
What the fuck?
493
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,128
Dude.
494
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:09,952
Where did she come from?
495
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:12,162
Is she a ninja? Are you a ninja?!
496
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:13,789
Dude, your sister followed us here.
497
00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,999
- What's wrong with her?
- Hey, I'm just kidding.
498
00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,210
Hey. My name's Taylor. But...
499
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:20,295
No, seriously, though, I'm a director.
500
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,923
Want me to throw you in some movies?
We could do that.
501
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,057
Hey, video guy,
your dad's a good singer.
502
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,359
Dude, let's bounce.
503
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,692
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
504
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,820
- Oh, what the fuck, dude?
- Shit! Shit! Shit!
505
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:07,467
Hey, I'm gonna shoot one of
these motherfuckers, dog.
506
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,303
Oh, shit.
507
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,933
Get that fool, Gas Money, dog!
508
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,685
Get the fuck off him!
509
00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:18,520
Come on, Gas Money. Crack him!
510
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,686
Get off that kid!
511
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:31,158
- Do what you gotta do, man!
- What am I doing, man?
512
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,131
- Where are you going?
- I don't know, man.
513
00:58:36,212 --> 00:58:37,957
Dude, back up.
514
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,458
Dude, don't... Get...
515
00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:46,115
Oh, my fucking God.
516
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:53,055
- Do crackheads have fire blood?
- Yeah, definitely.
517
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,599
I'll go to the Mexican hospital.
I don't give a fuck.
518
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,935
- Shit. There's more.
- But they go down easy!
519
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,103
- They're falling apart!
- They got a disease.
520
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,022
- Dude, use your gun.
- What the fuck?
521
00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:04,120
I only got one more bullet, dog!
522
00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:31,510
Where the fuck is Gas Money Kid going?
523
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,903
Oh, shit! Hey, dog.
I think they killed Gas Money Kid.
524
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,850
Don't talk. Just fight!
525
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:10,132
Find a weapon, find a weapon,
find a weapon.
526
01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:35,532
Deck-check that fool!
527
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,379
Bitch!
528
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:42,539
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
529
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:45,527
Little fucking bitch! Bitch!
530
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,545
He's dead, motherfucker! Help me!
531
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,547
There's more of them!
532
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,894
Dude, they're everywhere!
533
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,325
What are you doing?
534
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,148
Oh, what the fuck?
535
01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,192
Help, dog! Help!
536
01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:14,124
What the...
537
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,868
What's up, motherfucker?
538
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:30,057
Fuck.
539
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,622
Oh, fuck that! Vámonos!
540
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,937
13, motherfucker!
541
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,642
- Fuck, man, you all good?
- You were kind of crazy.
542
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,854
Hey, we killed a lot of fools.
Killed a lot of fools.
543
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:31,356
Let's get the fuck out of here, psycho.
544
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,817
Motherfucker, they killed Gas
Money Kid and Camera Guy, man!
545
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,360
What the fuck you supposed to...
546
01:02:37,008 --> 01:02:38,446
Oh, shit.
547
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,307
Run!
548
01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:05,649
Go under, dog. Go under!
549
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,069
- Hold 'em off for me, dog!
- Help me, you fucking psycho!
550
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,821
What are you doing?
551
01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:27,595
Just give me a second, fool.
552
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:15,059
Run! Get the fuck out of here!
553
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,104
Run!
554
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,608
Come on, motherfucker! Let's go!
555
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:54,182
We're not dead, motherfucker!
Don't stop till the border!
556
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,256
Hey, dog, I'm still rolling!
557
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,924
Me too! Let's go!
558
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:06,011
Do you feel as bad as I do about
Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy?
559
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,721
Yeah. Come on, dude!
560
01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:10,598
Hey, hold up, hold up!
Something's slowing me down.
561
01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,268
Dude, are you fucking serious? Let's go!
562
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,856
Police are warning it's a
very dangerous situation
563
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,608
they are struggling to stay ahead of.
564
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,487
There are now reports of 11 fires
burning out of control across the city.
565
01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,322
People should absolutely
be staying inside.
566
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,074
Do not...
567
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,749
Stop the fucking car! Please stop!
568
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,585
Trust me, baby.
569
01:06:21,684 --> 01:06:22,979
What the fuck?
570
01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:25,423
I need your help! I need your help!
571
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:29,219
- You fuck!
- Get out of the car!
572
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,137
You keep going. Don't worry about that.
573
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,680
What are you doing?!
574
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,982
Keep going. We could edit that out.
575
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,020
Alright. And just
ignore the guy driving.
576
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,107
Just forget...
Don't even think about him.
577
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,705
Trust me, baby, I'm a pro at this.
578
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:49,531
Yeah, right there.
Oh, yeah, that's beautiful.
579
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:53,743
That's it. Take it slow, slow.
Slow gets 'em.
580
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,121
Slow is what sucks 'em in.
581
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,915
Aren't you gonna join me?
582
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:02,293
I only like to watch, baby.
583
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:05,422
Make sure you're in focus.
584
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:11,719
Yeah. They know they can't touch you,
and it gets 'em even more.
585
01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:14,597
- That's it, slow.
- You don't recognise me, do you?
586
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,184
I do this eight days a week, baby.
587
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,979
I might have seen... I don't know.
588
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,648
I don't know why,
but I don't know how to...
589
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,400
Now do you recognise me?
590
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,527
What? What the f...
591
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,529
- Turn around, you...
- Sorry!
592
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,448
- Fuck with my rhythm!
- Sorry.
593
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:36,803
One more. OK. Now keep going.
Keep going. We could edit that out.
594
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,000
That's it. Don't worry about anything.
595
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,127
We're in our own little sanctuary.
596
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,256
Yes, yes. Drowned in slow.
597
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,468
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good.
598
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,261
You're very... I knew you were hot.
599
01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:55,013
- Yeah? You like...
- Don't... don't talk.
600
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,764
It's better if you don't talk.
601
01:07:56,864 --> 01:08:00,059
- Just show me.
- OK.
602
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:05,064
That's it. Very good. Nice and slow.
603
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:09,027
That's it, touch yourself.
Rub it. Attagirl. Yeah.
604
01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:11,704
- Camera. Now!
- What the fuck?!
605
01:08:12,804 --> 01:08:14,716
Don't shoot my face! Don't shoot my face!
606
01:08:14,816 --> 01:08:18,411
Who cares about your face, asshole?
Let's see that pretty body of yours.
607
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:21,039
- Go ahead, strip.
- Fuck you, bitch!
608
01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:23,182
Do it. Do it now.
609
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,586
How does it feel, huh?
610
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,589
Wow. You're the whole package.
611
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,592
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
612
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,719
Fuck this shit.
Hundred bucks or no hundred bucks!
613
01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,804
Keep driving.
614
01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:40,975
Maybe I'll make your retarded
friend strip next, huh?
615
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,562
A little threesome?
What a turn-on you are, yeah.
616
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:48,650
- So good, baby.
- Wait a second. I know you.
617
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:52,153
Yeah. Millions of guys do,
thanks to your website.
618
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:54,197
It was your ex-boyfriend.
619
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,865
You shouldn't have dumped him, lady.
620
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,244
I didn't film you. All I did was
buy the footage for my blog!
621
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:03,248
I got a blog.
It's called nutlesswonders.com.
622
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:05,833
Oh, don't! Please, don't!
623
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:09,295
Lesson learned!
Loud and fucking clear, man!
624
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:12,006
- I'll take it down. I promise!
- My tits made you money.
625
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:15,593
So now I'm here for my cut.
Here's the good part.
626
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,888
I bet people will pay to watch
me shoot your dick off.
627
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,432
Want to see whose video gets more hits?
628
01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,560
Let's make a hole in you
and show the world.
629
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,729
Oh, yeah, bitch?!
630
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:31,025
Come on, let's see that star now,
get this thing to turn out like I told you.
631
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:35,154
You want to do it now, bitch?
Stick it out or I'll fucking turn it purple.
632
01:09:36,054 --> 01:09:38,733
Yeah, who's got you now, you smart-ass?
633
01:09:39,022 --> 01:09:40,745
Hey, you want a cut?
634
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:07,872
Something's going on.
635
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:11,142
This is absolutely insane.
Are you sending out...
636
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:04,387
Help me! Kevin!
637
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,923
Kevin.
638
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,693
Why are you so fascinated
with this thing?
639
01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:49,348
Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev.
640
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,278
I'm serious, little missy.
641
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,001
- You mess with the bull...
- Don't cry.
642
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,911
Yeah? It's our new spot.
643
01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:11,579
What? You're gonna steal
my childhood memories?
644
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:14,081
No. We'll just make new ones.
645
01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:17,260
- Promise?
- Promise.
646
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,842
Iris?
647
01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,523
- Kev?
- Iris?
648
01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:41,192
You're filming it, aren't you?
649
01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:44,529
That's so good, baby.
That means we'll be a part of it.
650
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,989
A part of what?
651
01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,542
We're gonna finish it.
652
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,456
What are you talking about?
653
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,975
I think you know.
654
01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:07,134
Oh, my God.
655
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,686
It's been filming us the whole time.
656
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:12,815
What the fuck?!
657
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,728
You're sick, Kev.
658
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:19,355
- We're all sick.
- Oh, my God.
659
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,525
What did I do? Oh, my God.
660
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,372
What the fuck?
661
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:28,614
Iris, where are you?
Iris, tell me you're OK.
662
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,962
Just start the upload.
663
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:35,705
I ca... I can't.
664
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:39,250
Haven't you ever wanted to be a
part of something bigger than you?
665
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,168
You don't know what's
happening out there.
666
01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:43,462
These videos, they...
they fuck people up.
667
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,006
Do it.
668
01:14:45,838 --> 01:14:46,966
Do it.
669
01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:48,926
I...I can't. I can't do it.
670
01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:52,430
- Do it.
- I can't. I can't do it.
671
01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:55,516
Haven't you ever wanted to be a
part of something bigger than you?
672
01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:56,809
You don't understand what's happening.
673
01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:59,270
- Jesus Christ!
- Do it!
674
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,814
Fuck, fuck! Stop! Wait, wait, OK.
675
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,412
Stop, stop. I'll do it.
676
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,627
Fuck.
677
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:22,752
Gonna go viral.
This shit's gonna go viral.
678
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:26,505
This shit's gonna go viral.
This shit's gonna go viral.
679
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,717
- This shit's gonna go viral.
- Oh, fuck. What did I do?
680
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:33,137
What the fuck? What have I done? No.
681
01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,598
- This shit's gonna go viral.
- What is going...
682
01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,642
This shit's gonna go viral.
683
01:15:38,289 --> 01:15:39,894
Jesus Christ! Stop, stop!
684
01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:42,063
- Stop it!
- Gonna go viral!
685
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:45,107
This shit's gonna go viral!
This shit's gonna go viral!
686
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,307
Gonna go viral!
686
01:15:48,305 --> 01:15:54,718
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