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ADULT ADAM: Ah, the weddings of the '80s.
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It was a night filled
with frilly dresses,
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mustachioed bandleaders,
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and embarrassing uncles
on the dance floor.
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That's why I couldn't wait
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for my brother to get married to Lainey Lewis.
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We're getting married!
[LAUGHS]Whoo!
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ADULT ADAM: And in my house,
it was all wedding, all the time.
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There she is,
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the woman
who made the little devil
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who's taking my angel.
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And there's the man
who once broke
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one of our dining room chairs
'cause he sat down too fast.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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You know, I know the bride's
side always does the planning,
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but now that
they picked a date and it's coming fast,
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I thought I would
just check in, make sure I'm on track.
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Smart.
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So, tell me
about the florist.
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Can't,
'cause there ain't one.
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You've at least booked
a wedding singer, right?
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Strike two!
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Please tell me
you booked a venue.
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Of course.
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I'm deciding between
the parking lot of my tile store
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or nothing,
'cause there is no venue.
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ADULT ADAM: And so my mom
sprang into action and selflessly planned
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the dream wedding
she always wanted.
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What the hell
is all this?
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Groom in the room!
Everybody cover up!
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This is not a drill!
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Welcome to Wedding HQ.
Don't look at or touch anything.
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I want it to
be a surprise on your big day.
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Mom's sparing no expense,
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so Dad will definitely
not be able to retire.
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It's scary
and hilarious.
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We just finished
our cake tasting,
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and this is the one
you like best.
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Why the hell is there
a middle-aged blonde lady
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between the bride and groom
on my cake topper?
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I think
you know why, pal.
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Mom,
this room is crazy!
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This is all
way too much.
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Nothing is too much
for my curly-haired groom.
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Which we're going
to feather back on the wedding day
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to make you look just like
a masculine Farrah Fawcett.
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I told you, me and Lainey
just want a small wedding
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with a deejay
and spaghetti bar.
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Well, when it's your wedding,
you can serve spaghetti.
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It is my wedding!
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Let me explain
exactly how this works.
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I know exactly what you want,
not you.
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How is that
even possible?
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See, your body
grew in my body,
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transferring all your thoughts
and choices into me.
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But I am me!
I know what me wants!
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No, I am you,
and you want what I want.
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That's ironclad logic
from where I sit.
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[KISSES]
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Man! This wedding's turning
into a whole thing, huh?
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Yeah,
'cause it's a wedding.
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You know, I had my doubts
this wildly misguided event
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would even happen,
but here we are.
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Seems that way,
but nah.
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"Nah," what?
"Nah" to getting married,
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'cause I'm making
a terrible mistake.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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ADULT ADAM:
It was January 9th, 1980-something,
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and I had a wedding proposal
of my own.
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My one and only business card,
fine sir.
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[POPS READING]
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"$1,000 cash or equivalent
in Garbage Pail Kids."
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What's
a Garbage Pail Kid?
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It's baseball cards
for kids who hate baseball.
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Come on! Just hire me.
We're family.
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It's like the old saying...
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"Always do business
with family."
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How can you even ask me
to do this
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after what you did
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to cousin Susan's
wedding video?
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I'm sure I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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ADAM: Da party! Party!
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Starring Adam Goldberg
as the cameraman.
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Also starring Susan.
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Um, she's the bride.
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It's Beverly... my mom.
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[IMITATES CHOMPING]
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
Such good grub, man.
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That is why
I'm not hiring you.
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It's true. Itzel eats so loud.
He's the worst.
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Weddings are supposed
to be fancy and special,
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not a showcase for
your stupid brand of stupid.
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W... Wait, this is
a wedding video?
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No, no, Adam.
No, no.
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You're turning
on me, too?
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But you love
my schtick.
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A wedding is
a no-schtick zone!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I become
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the most famous wedding
videographer in the world,
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you'll both regret this moment
as long as you live.
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I'm totally at peace
with this decision.
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ADULT ADAM:
While my dad and Pops doubted my serious side,
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Barry was having serious
doubts about his wedding.
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I can't marry Lainey!
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I'm just a dumb kid!
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I still get super angry
when someone else gets a gift.
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The wedding
is weeks away,
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and you're just realizing
you're an idiot now?
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I always had a sense,
but now it's confirmed.
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All this wedding stuff
happened so fast,
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I just couldn't figure out
how to stop it.
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It happened fast
because you said,
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"Let's have
a fast wedding!"
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I only did that
'cause people said slow down.
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But you proposed
and insisted on doing this.
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That's only 'cause people
insisted I call it off.
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But you picked a random date
that was alarmingly close!
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That's 'cause people said
don't pick a date
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until you know
you're absolutely ready.
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I had no choice.
They boxed me in.
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Dude, this is exactly
why I told you
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to not get a crush on Lainey
or ask her out or date her
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or fall in love with her
or propose to her.
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Which is exactly why
I did all those things!
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Great, now you're gonna
devastate her
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and completely
ruin my life!
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I'm so sorry.
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I didn't know this wedding
was all about you.
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Of course it is.
Lainey is my best friend.
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I dropped out of college
to start a band with her.
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Now you're gonna
break her heart
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and drive her
straight out of town.
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You want me to get married
just to keep your band together?
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Could you?
No!
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Well, then,
when you tell Lainey,
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I got to be there
to pick up the pieces.
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Ooh!
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Maybe we'll turn
her heartbreak
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into a hit song
about falling in love
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with a pasty sewer goblin
who broke her heart.
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I don't like that song.
It isn't about you.
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Now go break up
with your fiancee for me.
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BARRY: Lainey,
please don't cry.
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I love you
more than anything!
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Thank you so much
for pulling the plug!
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Oh, sweet Lord,
thank you.
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What?
Seriously?
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I mean, when you proposed
under the stars,
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it was super romantic,
and I was like,
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"Hell yeah,
let's do this."
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That's what I was like.
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But then everyone
said, like,
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"You're too young.
You can't do this."
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And I was like,
"Suck it, family and friends.
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I'll do it
just to show you I can!"
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That was exactly
my train of thought!
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But then everyone caved
and got on board,
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a...and it all
became too real,
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and I was hoping you'd pull
the plug, but you didn't,
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so I was like, "Oh, well,
this is my life, I guess."
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I was like that, too!
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I mean,
I was freaking out
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'cause marrying you
would for sure
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ruin my dream of becoming
a Hollywood rock superstar.
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And I thought you were
gonna hold me back
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from all
my hopes and dreams!
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Aw, babe! I love you so much
for not wanting to marry me.
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BARRY: Yes!
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ADULT ADAM: It was
the perfect un-proposal.
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Meanwhile, I needed
the perfect way
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to become a serious filmmaker.
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Hey, is your mom around?
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I just finished addressing
all the wedding invitations
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'cause she was scary.
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Wait,
you're super sensitive.
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I need to prove to my dad
that I can make
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a wedding video
filled with heart.
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Tell me what I need.
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Oh, man.
I freakin' love weddings.
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The vows, the toasts,
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the little flower girl
dancing on her daddy's shoes,
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the crusty, old
great-grandfather
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who willed himself
to stay alive just to see the beautiful day.
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It's just too much, man!
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Interesting, interesting.
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Where do you land
on hilarious sound effects
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or frequent skits where
I play both Hans and Franz?
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Dude, the only funny thing
in a wedding video
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should be the groom
jamming a piece of wedding cake
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into the bride's mouth
as she laughs,
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but we all know
that she is pissed!
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Then I got nothing.
I give up.
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You know
what your problem is?
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You're obsessed with
making everything funny.
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I mean, look at these posters.
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Your room's like a museum
for dumb comedy.
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Fine, Gene Shalit!
Then what should I be watching?
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The classics
that have real characters
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and heart and drama.
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I... I mean,
look at this.
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You have a poster
for "Time Bandits"
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and not "The Godfather."
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Ugh. Not a fan.
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Not a fan of
the greatest movie of all time?
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I mean, I heard good things,
so I gave it a shot, but woof.
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Total snoozefest.
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So you really
only watch comedies?
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That's what
you're saying?
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No! I also watch
sci-fi and horror
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and fantasy
and sci-fi horror fantasy
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and anything set
at a wacky summer camp.
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Dude, let me
bottom-line this for you.
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Stop filming silly stuff
and just focus on the heart.
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That's it!
I'll go to the man
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who has more heart
than anyone I know.
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[BEEPING]
ADAM: Pops!
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Stop randomly pushing buttons.
I need your help.
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And I need your help
to heat up this matzo brei.
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Your mom made
too big of a batch,
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so I had her seal it
in a baggie so I could freeze it...
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There's no time
to tell me
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the colorful history
of that matzo brei.
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I need a huge favor.
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Okay, but it's a great story
from pan to plate.
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Can you tell it fast?
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No! I need stories,
but not about matzo brei.
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You're gonna help me
prove to Dad
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that I can make
a heartfelt video.
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You want heartfelt?
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I'll make it so there wouldn't
be a dry eye in the house.
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[MICROWAVE DINGS]
Ooh!
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Oy.
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ADULT ADAM: As my serious
interview was on,
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Lainey's dad
had just been told
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the sad news
the wedding was off.
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Sweet Moses
on buttered toast!
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Miracles do happen!
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Maybe pull it back
a little, Dad.
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I can't help it.
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I'm just so glad you're not
throwing away your future
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on this boy-shaped
bag of cheese.
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That sounds like
it was at my expense.
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For sure, buddy.
This is going well.
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To be honest,
when I first met you,
246
00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,437
I was not a fan.
247
00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:02,438
And then I grew on you.
248
00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:03,570
You have not.
249
00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:04,919
But none of that
matters now,
250
00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,138
because you and I
are not gonna be family.
251
00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:07,965
Get in here.
252
00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,576
Oh!
253
00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,056
O-kay. We should
wrap this up.
254
00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,493
Time to go
break the news to Bev.
255
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,059
Oh, you better hop to it.
256
00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,105
She left this morning
to hire you a wedding singer.
257
00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,759
Wedding singer?
258
00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,282
ADULT ADAM:
Yep, Mom schlepped all the way to Jersey
259
00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,675
to hire the hottest
party entertainer around.
260
00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,764
[SINGING IN YIDDISH]
261
00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,814
ADULT ADAM:
Back then, there was no better wedding singer
262
00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,250
than Robbie Hart.
263
00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:34,078
[SINGING IN YIDDISH]
264
00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,081
Holy God, this guy is
the best I've ever seen.
265
00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,083
[SINGING IN YIDDISH]
266
00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,346
♪ Mazel tov ♪
267
00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,045
Ya, ya, ya!
Ya, ya, ya!
268
00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,090
Oh, wow!
269
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,265
Time to book me
a wedding singer.
270
00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,702
[SPEAKS IN YIDDISH]
271
00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,834
Eat [BLEEP],
Charles and Diana.
272
00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,837
I'm throwing
the wedding of the century.
273
00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,273
ADULT ADAM:
In order to prove to my dad
274
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,623
I could make
an emotional wedding video,
275
00:08:56,710 --> 00:09:00,191
I began shooting my first-ever serious interview.
276
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,890
All right, Pops.
I need emotion and heart.
277
00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,456
Just look into the camera
278
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,633
and tell Barry and Lainey
everything you feel.
279
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,460
Everything?
Everything.
280
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,375
Barry and Lainey,
281
00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:14,118
words can't describe
how I feel about you two.
282
00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,207
Makes me think back
to my own life.
283
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,295
I had no parents.
284
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:18,993
I had brothers who said,
285
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,212
"If you get married,
we won't help you."
286
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,693
I had a rare condition.
287
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:27,784
My appendix burst inside
without causing me any pain.
288
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:31,005
I have one large scar
across my abdomen
289
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:34,574
and one scar
all the way down my right side.
290
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:38,578
And I had my kidney...
One of my kidneys removed.
291
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,580
Can I erase that...
Erase about the kidney?
292
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,451
That's all I have to say.
293
00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:43,887
Uh...
294
00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,410
Cut?
295
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,151
That was fun.
How'd I do?
296
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,283
We've had
a lot of fun here.
297
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,415
Maybe too much.
Let's stop.
298
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,896
Well, if you need
anything else, just let me know.
299
00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,376
See you later, kiddo.
300
00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,638
Dude,
all you got to do
301
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,553
is show this tale
of personal devastation
302
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,076
to your dad,
and the gig is yours.
303
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,991
You don't think I should
lighten it up a smidge?
304
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,690
You know, cut in a rim shot
or slide whistle?
305
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,778
Dig a few chuckles
out of it.
306
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,606
Do not dig for chuckles!
307
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,911
Here's what I'm thinking.
308
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,044
Barry and Lainey,
309
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,134
words can't describe
how I feel about you two.
310
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,570
[FART NOISE]
311
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,703
It just makes me burst.
[DEEP FART NOISE]
312
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,966
Your love is so special.[SQUEAKY FART NOISE]
313
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,273
So big.
[LOUD FART NOISE]
314
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,275
Thoughts?
You got serious problems, man.
315
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,799
Your grandfather
just bared his soul,
316
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,191
and now you want
to fart it up?
317
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,412
I can't help myself.
I can't not make something funny.
318
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,413
It's the only way
I can deal.
319
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,067
Deal with what?
320
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,025
With my life
in this ridiculous family
321
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,680
and at school,
where I feel anxious and awkward
322
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,160
and desperately
try to fit in!
323
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,249
And keyboard farts
help you fit in how?
324
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,772
'Cause they make me happy.
325
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:46,123
That's what big, funny movies
and TV shows do for me.
326
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:50,780
They let me escape
and forget for a few lousy hours
327
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:54,044
that I'm lazy-eyed
Adam Goldnerd.
328
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,046
Wow.
That's really deep, man.
329
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:56,960
I had no idea.
330
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,096
I think we both know
what has to happen now.
331
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,314
No! D...
Don't do it, man!
332
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,447
We connected!
You got deep!
333
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:09,277
[LOUD, LONG FART NOISE]
334
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,586
[NOISE STOPS]
335
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,676
[SIGHS]
336
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765
ADULT ADAM: While I bailed
on making serious videos,
337
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,332
my mom was still
on a serious quest
338
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,031
to book Robbie Hart,
no matter where he was.
339
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,686
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
340
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,905
♪ And the feeling's right
341
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,168
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
342
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,040
♪ Oh, what a...
Oh, what a night
343
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,042
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
344
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,696
♪ Oh, what a night ♪
345
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,436
Chaka Khan!
346
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,351
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
347
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,006
Uh, hey, there. Hi.
I'm Beverly Goldberg.
348
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,747
I'm sorry to just
barge in on you,
349
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,923
but it's kind of my thing,
and this is really important.
350
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,970
No bother.
It isladies' night, after all.
351
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,580
Even though it's lunchtime.
[CHUCKLES]
352
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,929
What do you need?
353
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,801
Well, my boy-king
is taking a shiksa bride,
354
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,890
so I'm here to lock down
Robbie Hart.
355
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,719
Robbie Hart?
Oh, God, no. He's lost it.
356
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,982
Really? He was wonderful
at the Horowitz Bar Mitzvah.
357
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,418
And that's all he books,
358
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,376
ever since
he tried to strangle the father of a bride
359
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,290
with a microphone cord.
360
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,770
Lucky for you,
361
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,512
there's a new sheriff
in wedding town,
362
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,166
and his name
is Jimmie Moore!
363
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,690
Listen, you have
a real bullish tenacity
364
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,344
that reminds me of me,
365
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,041
but this wedding
has to be perfect for me...
366
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,129
For them.
367
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,565
And it will be.
368
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,742
Seeing as I have
no other choice,
369
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,004
I guess you're hired.
370
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,527
I'll need a non-refundable
cash deposit.
371
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,268
Consider it non-refundabled!
372
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,704
Mom!
Barry!
373
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,185
I just non-refundably booked
our wedding singer!
374
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,839
About that... Barry has
something very important
375
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:33,753
he'd like
to share with you.
376
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,189
Barry, speak now.
377
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,061
I just cannot wait
for this wedding.
378
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,411
Lainey, anything
I'm leaving out that you'd like to say?
379
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,500
Only that
I'm equally excited.[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
380
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,111
Barry, anything else
you want your mom to know?
381
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,417
That I appreciate her
more than anything.
382
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,593
Lainey, just tell her.
383
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,335
I...can't wait
for you to be my mom.
384
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,989
[LAUGHING]
Oh! Jimmie!
385
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,251
We'll see you
on the dance floor.
386
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,644
Ohh!
387
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,515
Oh, God.
388
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,908
Now your mom just thinks
we totally love and appreciate her!
389
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,518
We made it so much worse!
390
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,564
Please help us
not get married, Mr. Wedding Singer.
391
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,218
Well, kids,
I think we all know
392
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,742
there's only
one mature option here.
393
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,222
Go through
with the marriage
394
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,180
and live a painful life
of what-ifs.
395
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,835
This sleazy guy we just met
is right!
396
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,011
There's no going back!
This is our life now!
397
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,448
Let's get you
two lovebirds married.
398
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,841
ADULT ADAM: But Lainey
didn't want that life,
399
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,930
so she turned to a guy
she knew could bail her out.
400
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,976
Hey, pal.
Gah!
401
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,717
It's me... Lainey.
Yeah, I know. W... What are you doing here?
402
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,719
I need you to help me
make a goodbye video to everyone I love,
403
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,417
'cause I can't tell them
face-to-face
404
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,071
that I'm getting
the hell out of here and moving to L.A.
405
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,463
So they have no idea?
None.
406
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,291
My dad doesn't even know.
Why me?
407
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,076
You're the one
who makes movies, and this is
408
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,208
the most serious,
important one of your entire life.
409
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,080
I really think
you got the wrong guy.
410
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,169
Dude, all you do
is make videos for your family.
411
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,605
Now make one for me.
412
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,693
Okay, then.
413
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,825
Challenge accepted
414
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,044
and most likely
not completed correctly.
415
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,654
Hello,
everyone Lainey loves.
416
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,787
Thanks for gathering
on such short notice.
417
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,963
I've prepared a plate
of Teddy Grahams and juice boxes.
418
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,051
Boopie, hurry it up.
419
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,836
The wedding's
less than two weeks away,
420
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,576
and I still haven't booked
a swan wrangler.
421
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,796
Yeah, I'd put a pin in that
till you watch the video.
422
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,885
Mind you,
it's a bit heavy,
423
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,018
so I lightened it up
a smidge.
424
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,497
♪ You take the good,
you take the bad
425
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,499
♪ You take them both
and there you have
426
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,849
♪ The facts of...
ADAM: ♪ Lainey
427
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,633
♪ The facts of...
ADAM: ♪ Lainey...
428
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,939
What the hell
is this, moron?
429
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,679
Whatever it is,
I'm digging the theme song.
430
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,812
♪ You know about the facts of...ADAM: ♪ Lainey
431
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,379
♪ The facts of...
ADAM: ♪ Lainey...
432
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,861
♪ When the world
never seems... ♪
433
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,645
I'm not
on a TV show yet.
434
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:24,733
What's happening?
435
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,517
Hey, guys.
436
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,258
Let me begin by saying
this is the hardest thing
437
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,304
I've ever had to tell anyone.
[CANNED LAUGHTER]
438
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,045
ADULT ADAM: Once again,
I couldn't handle
439
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,350
filming all that emotion,
440
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,309
so I added some laughs.
Literally.
441
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,093
If I don't give my dreams
a shot now,
442
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,616
I know I'm gonna
regret it forever.
443
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,444
[CANNED LAUGHTER]
444
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,533
Mrs. G, I know
how much time and energy
445
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,926
you've put into this wedding,
446
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,623
and all I can say is,
I'm sorry.
447
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,669
[CANNED CHEERS]
448
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,758
Erica, I don't know what this means for our band,
449
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,848
but I do know with your talent, there is nowhere you can't go.
450
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,068
[CANNED "OOH"S]
451
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,504
Dad, I know this is
one of my more crazy, impulsive decisions...
452
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,419
[CANNED HOOTING]
453
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,637
...but it's just something
I have to do.[CANNED CHEERS]
454
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,204
And, Barry...
455
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,119
[VOICE BREAKING]
What can I say?
456
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,729
I will always love you.
457
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,122
[CANNED LAUGHTER]
458
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,689
[APPLAUSE]
459
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,170
So, I guess that's it.
460
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,345
I love you all.
[FART NOISE]
461
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303
Dook on a doughnut!
Lainey's gone?
462
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,915
Tell me what happens
on the next episode!
463
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,221
I tried to tell her I was
the wrong guy for the project!
464
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,267
How could she leave?
What about our band?
465
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,269
What about
my future daughter-in-law?
466
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,661
What about
my current daughter?
467
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,968
What about all
my non-refundable deposits?
468
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,405
Oh, poop! We got to talk
some sense into that girl.
469
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,972
Where is she?
Heading to the airport.
470
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,017
That's where
the planes take off!
471
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,322
We got to get
over there!
472
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,716
Or maybe
we respect Lainey's wishes
473
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,761
and finally let her
spread her wings on her own.
474
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:40,156
Are ya happy, Geoff?
You just wasted 10 seconds.
475
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,244
I'm going
to the airport.
476
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,593
I'm coming for ya,
French fry!
477
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,247
Okay, everyone stop!
478
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,380
We all know
who needs to do this.
479
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,555
Go.
480
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,991
BILL: Damn it, she's right.
481
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,558
Go bring her back
to us, kid.
482
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,605
[CANNED "AW"S]
483
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,912
[CHUCKLES]
484
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,696
Sorry. I couldn't take it
anymore. [CHUCKLES]
485
00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,523
You got a problem.
486
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,872
I really do.
487
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,919
ADULT ADAM: Even though
Lainey made the easy choice
488
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,226
to just cut and run,
489
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,055
Barry would never let
the love of his life fly away without a fight.
490
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,753
Would you like the peanuts
or the pretzels?
491
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,059
She'll have the me.
492
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,321
Barry,
what are you doing here?
493
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,713
Bro,
switch seats with me.
494
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,888
I'm in first class.
495
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,151
Billy Idol's up there.
496
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,804
Sweet!
497
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,284
You're here?
Seriously?
498
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,460
Look, I'm sorry
I followed you.
499
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,593
Don't be.
500
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,377
I didn't say goodbye 'cause
I thought it would be easier,
501
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,509
but it just made me
feel worse.
502
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,641
Well, the good news is,
you don't have to say it,
503
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,773
'cause I'm coming
with you.
504
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,296
Barry...
I mean it.
505
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,124
Wherever you are,
that's where I'll be.
506
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257
Honestly, I wish
it was that simple.
507
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,085
We both know you can't
just pick up and leave.
508
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,217
And we both know
when it comes to you,
509
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,741
I'd do anything.
510
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,353
BILLY IDOL: Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment.
511
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,181
One of our first-class
passengers
512
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,834
would like
to sing you a song
513
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,836
inspired by one
of our coach passengers.
514
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,403
Wait, what's Billy Idol
talking about?
515
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,492
There's a whole thing
going on up there.
516
00:16:55,579 --> 00:17:01,281
ROBBIE:
♪ I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
517
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,893
♪ Carry you around
when your arthritis is back
518
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,851
♪ All I want to do
519
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,245
♪ Is grow old with you
520
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,943
That's so sweet.
521
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,467
It really is.
522
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,208
♪ I'll miss you[PASSENGERS MURMURING]
523
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,906
♪ Kiss you
524
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,562
♪ Give you my coat
when you are cold
525
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,694
♪ Need you
526
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,393
♪ Feed you
527
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,526
♪ Even let you hold
the remote control...
528
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,745
[LAUGHS]
529
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,486
I wish that was us.
530
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,314
It is us.
531
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,186
No, these two are just...
so ready to be together,
532
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,535
to grow old together.
533
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,841
So are we.
534
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,712
Bar,
we love each other,
535
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,671
but we're just
two impulsive kids.
536
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,151
We have our whole lives
ahead of us.
537
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,589
As much as I hoped
this flight would be
538
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:49,459
the start
of something huge for us,
539
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,853
I...
540
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,507
Guess it really means
goodbye.
541
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,248
For now.
542
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,511
Just promise me
543
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,904
when the time's right,
544
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,123
you'll come back to me.
545
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,040
Promise.
546
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,217
♪ Oh, I could be the man
547
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,177
♪ Who grows old with you
548
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:17,487
♪ I wanna grow old with you ♪
549
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,882
ADULT ADAM:
In the end, it took two strangers madly in love
550
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,405
to show Barry and Lainey
551
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,277
that instead of trying
to grow old together,
552
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,713
they had to grow up first.
553
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,410
Any luck, son?
554
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,629
No.
555
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,065
Aw, schmoopie.
556
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,807
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
557
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,243
That's okay,
buddy.
558
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,378
[SNIFFLES]
559
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,947
Hey. Let's talk.
560
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,558
I know. I'm a moron.
561
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,516
I made you
blow a ton of money on me.
562
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,865
I'll pay you back
somehow, okay?
563
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:51,217
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
564
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,566
I don't care
about the money.
565
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,220
I just care about you.
566
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,744
Truth is...
567
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,311
I know how hard
this is for you.
568
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,443
You really don't.
[SCOFFS]
569
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,316
You forget
that I was engaged to another woman
570
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,535
before your mother.
571
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,538
And like you,
I was young, stubborn, and stupid.
572
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,019
And what happened?
Lucky for me,
573
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,934
she knew in her heart
that we weren't ready,
574
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,805
and I took it hard.
575
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:15,850
I thought
my life was over.
576
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,286
I get it.
577
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,550
But then
I met your mom,
578
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:24,772
and I found out
my life was just beginning,
579
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:25,990
just like yours is.
580
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,254
ADAM: Hey.
581
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,734
I, uh...
I made you something.
582
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,345
I... I thought
it might cheer you up.
583
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,869
Hey, don't come in here with
another dumbass comedy video.
584
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,697
Actually,
585
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,916
this time,
I kept it real.
586
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,310
I... I think this
is the goodbye that Lainey wanted.
587
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,225
ADULT ADAM:
Barry and Lainey had always been the one couple
588
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,400
everyone was rooting for.
589
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,707
Sure, they were mismatched,
590
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,492
but together,
their love just made sense.
591
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,972
That's why it was
so heartbreaking
592
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,800
they never got
their happy ending.
593
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,063
At least, not in this decade.
594
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,283
Lainey's life
took some crazy turns,
595
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,416
but eventually, their paths would cross again.
596
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,549
As for me, I had been
hiding behind jokes
597
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,377
and making silly movies,
598
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,857
but this very moment
changed it all.
599
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,686
I learned that every story
needs a little heart.
600
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,775
And in my family,
we had a lot of it.
601
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,346
ADAM:
Dunn-a dunna dun-a!
602
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,653
Da party! Party!
603
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,091
Starring Adam Goldberg
as the cameraman.
604
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,398
We also have...Susan.
605
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,313
Also Beverly.
606
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,317
[IMITATES CHOMPING]
Oh, that's so good.
607
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,667
BOTH: I had brothers
who said,
608
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,409
"If you get married,
we won't help you."
609
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,802
I had a rare condition.
610
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:42,806
My appendix burst inside
without causing me any pain.
611
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:46,332
I have one large scar
across my abdomen
612
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,857
and one scar
all the way down my right side.
613
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,642
And I had my kidney...
One of my kidneys removed.
614
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,688
I only have
one kidney now.
615
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,472
Maybe I shouldn't
have said it. Can I erase that...
616
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,908
Can I erase that...
617
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,867
Erase about the kidney?
618
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,869
Can I erase that?
Erase about the kidney?
619
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,001
I can't believe Pops actually
said all this on camera.
620
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,481
Yeah, this one's a keeper,
all right.
621
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,527
Keeper?
No, you got to erase that.
622
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:08,963
Come on.
No one besides our family's
623
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,660
ever gonna
see this crazy video.
624
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,706
If I were you,
I'd just tuck it away
625
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,534
and then use it at
my actual wedding to Lainey.
626
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:15,926
Oh, God.
Please don't go there.
627
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,233
I mean it.
We will end up together.
628
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,279
Maybe not now, but...
629
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,150
Who knows where we'll be
10 years from now?
630
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,935
ADULT ADAM: As off-base
as my brother usually was,
631
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,546
this time, he might've
been onto something.
632
00:21:26,596 --> 00:21:31,146
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