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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Look at those animals!
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This is a classroom. What
do they think they're doing?
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If I'm not constantly filling
my brain with knowledge,
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that's when the naughty thoughts come.
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Well, our new Principal
Funderburk just hired
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a sub who's different from the others.
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We're finally gonna
get our classroom back.
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Playtime's over, Jerry. It's
about to get real up in this hizzy.
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- [Beat boxing]
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Oh, yeah, oh, okay...
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- Guys, don't.
- Okay.
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The school finally found a
substitute that even you can't break.
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He's the perfect storm of discipline,
intelligence and toughness.
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You're forgetting he won
substitute of the year.
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I know all about this guy. I am...
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The sub sinker.
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I'm your substitute.
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Mr. Testa.
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And you should know that I have
not fully conquered my rage issues.
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Welcome to our classroom, Sir.
This is our teacher's textbook.
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Thank you. What's your name, son?
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Oh, I'm listed on the
honor roll as "Jerome".
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And today we're supposed to
do a recap on chapter six.
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Open your books to chapter six.
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Take out a clean she...
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Oh, sweet love of my life, that's...
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My high school sweetheart, Carol Miller.
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Until she broke my heart one summer.
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Oh, you mean when Jake Martin the
lifeguard took her away on his wave rider,
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leaving you sobbing on the beach
in your little ducky inner tube?
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- I vowed to one day win her back.
- Well that day is today.
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[Knocks on door]
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- Come in, Carol.
- What?!
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She can't see me like this.
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I... I haven't done a
sit-up since the '90s.
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[Groans] I'm hideous!
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I've gotta get outta here.
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[Sighs]
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Charge it to Mr. Testa.
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Woo!
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If only he used his mind for good.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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I can't believe Principal
Funderburk canceled geometry class
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making us take P.E. in this rec room.
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What else can he do?
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There's no more subs willing to
teach a class with Jerry in it.
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Incoming!
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[Shrieks]
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[Screams] What is it?!
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I think it's some kind of a ball.
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What do I do?
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Throw it back!
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- I don't know how.
- [Groans]
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Don't be such a wuss.
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I'll do it.
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Whoa!
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Your arm's like a cannon.
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They're coming over.
Just be cool, act casual.
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Look...
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Because of me, you guys
got stuck in the rec room
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and it's not fair that
you have to just sit here.
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Pick any sport you
want and we'll play it.
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I don't like it. What if it's a trick?
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Let's do Badminton,
the gentleman's game.
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Great. We'll serve.
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Uh, what are they doing?
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I don't know.
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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[All screaming]
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We've been shuttlecocked!
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Kim, this is gonna be the
greatest ninja Marathon ever.
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I mean, three full days!
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[Chuckles]
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I hear they're gonna break their record
for the most ninja attacks per hour.
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We are living in a golden age, Kim.
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Behold! "The heart stopper"!
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Three feet of bread, eight different
meats, 10 pounds of cheese...
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What are you guys gonna eat?
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This is literally the
happiest moment of my life.
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Ms. Applebaum: Rudy! I need your help!
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[Groans] The girlfriend.
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[Sweetly] Hey, Munchkin.
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I am not happy.
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I am watching my nephew Booker for
the week, and he is a little meanie.
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He never shows me any affection and
today he got kicked out of nursery school
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for poking another child.
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I'm gonna say it. I think he's a...
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[Whispers] Poker.
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That is a sad sad story.
Thanks for sharing. I'll see ya.
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No, wait... Rudy!
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You and I are gonna spend every moment
teaching Booker that the poke is no joke.
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No, I... uh...
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Uh...
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[Stammering] I have a better idea.
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Why don't you leave Booker with us?
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Why should she do that, Rudy?
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So I can watch the Marathon...
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Or I could lock the place
up and no one can watch it.
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We'll watch the boy.
You deserve a break.
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I think, like, at a spa for three days.
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Not a moment less.
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And Rudy will pay for everything.
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Really? [Giggles]
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Rudy, are you sure you can handle this?
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[Deeply exhales] Are you kidding?
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I teach kids discipline and
respect for a living. Come here.
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[Groans] Yes.
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Couple of days with uncle Rudy, and
his poking will be a thing of the past.
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- The Marathon's starting.
- [Grumbling] I know.
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- Thanks, Rudy.
- Yeah yeah, kiss kiss bye-bye.
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All right.
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Now you listen to me, little man.
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Uncle Rudy's gonna watch his ninja
Marathon and you're gonna sit there...
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[Giggles]
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Listen, Principal Funderburk,
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I signed up for geometry and
I'm not going back to P.E.
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I still have a shuttlecock on my person
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that the nurse says is going
to require a specialist.
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I can't bring back geometry if I
can't find a sub to take on Jerry.
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Well, it's your job to find that person.
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You're responsible for our education.
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Oh, that's the problem with students!
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It's always about education.
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Can't you just be like normal boys
and just try to get some girlfrien...
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I'll find someone.
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[Men punching and grunting on TV]
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Hey, uh, Rudy, where's Booker?
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Who?
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- Applebaum's nephew.
- Who?
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The kid we're supposed to be watching.
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Oh, him? I'm sure he's fine.
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My Lovey! My precious precious Lovey!
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I mean, what is that thing?
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[Crying]
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Okay, we can't watch the
Marathon with Booker crying.
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Okay, give him the stupid toy.
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Okay. Come on.
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But be gentle. And don't
squeeze him that hard, okay?
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It's the only thing that
got me through high sch...
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Kindergarten.
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Come on.
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[Groans]
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Uh, Rudy you think a ninja
Marathon is appropriate for Booker?
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Please, like he's gonna pay any
attention to the ninja Marathon.
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Not when he's got Lovey.
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- [Booker babbles]
- Shh.
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[Men grunting]
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I can't believe Funderburk
found a sub for geometry.
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When are these people gonna get it?
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I don't come to school to learn.
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Don't worry.
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I'll sink him just like
I've sunk all the others.
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[Door opens]
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Wait a minute.
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You're our new substitute?
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They call me Mr. Krupnick!
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By dividing the coefficient, you can
see that we have an acute angle of...
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73 degrees.
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Any questions? I have a question.
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Once you divide the co...
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How in the heck are
you a teacher, Milton?
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The school constitution states
in rule 17-dash-8 that...
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In an emergency situation, a
student with a perfect 5.0 G.P.A.
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May become a temporary
substitute teacher...
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Until a proper replacement is found.
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Yeah! In your delinquent faces!
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- Booya! Say what?!
- [Hollering]
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[Stops hollering]
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Well...
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You know what I do to subs, right?
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I know every single one of your moves.
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Your exploding chalk.
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[Pops loudly]
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Your electrified filing cabinet.
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[Zapping]
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Oh, really?
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Well...
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Say hello to my little fr...
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Where'd it go?
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Looking for this?
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My sonic bowel mover.
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That thing vibrates your
colon at 3,000 RPM's.
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I'm giving a chapter test tomorrow.
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Sidney and Albert: Yeah!
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And I think you can pass it, Jerry.
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You do?
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Absolutely.
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I believe in you.
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[Clicks on, light whirring]
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Wow, Milton.
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You're the first teacher
that actually believed...
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[Stomach gurgles]
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- Uh-oh.
- Do you need to go to the nurse?
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No, I need to go to the
bathroom! Now get out of my way!
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Funderburk: What are you
doing in the hall during...
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Oh, no.
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Run, boy. Run!
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[Men fighting, grunting on TV]
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[Cooing]
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[Grunting]
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[Rudy exhales sharply]
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No! You animal!
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[Giggling]
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I told you it wasn't a good idea
for him to watch the ninja Marathon.
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Kids that age are like sponges.
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[Panting]
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What have I done?
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I took a little poker and
turned him into a trained ninja.
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You're not a ninja. Are you, little man?
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[Baby-talk] No, you're
not. No, you're not.
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[Punches landing]
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We're in big trouble. [ Baby-talk]
Yes, we are. Yes, we are.
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Kickin' it with you!
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All right, class, this test
will make up 25% of your grade.
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I gotta turn the fan on. I feel
my pre-test hot flashes coming on.
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Jerry, you worried?
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No.
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I'm ready.
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You'll have 45 minutes
to complete the test.
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Begin in three, two...
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- One.
- [Sharp exhale]
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Yes!
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Jerry!
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Dude, you've been hit
by a giant spitball.
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[Laughs]
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I'm taking you to the
Principal's office.
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Ah! Wait, what? I didn't do anything.
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Ow! My ear.
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[Screams]
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All right, guys, we have to do something
before Ms. Applebaum comes back tomorrow.
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I tried to calm him down
with a piece of banana.
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00:13:32,556 --> 00:13:34,941
The last thing I remember
is getting hit in the nose
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with a flurry of fat little baby legs.
258
00:13:39,356 --> 00:13:43,165
Okay, look, we've gotta teach this kid
that there are consequences to his actions.
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00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:46,613
- Jack, you gotta fight him!
- We can't do that. It wouldn't be fair.
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00:13:46,614 --> 00:13:49,390
It'll be fair if I use this Bo
Staff. Jack, let's jump him on three.
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00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:52,822
Stop! Wait wait, guys, are you serious?
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00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:54,596
Jack, you're a
second-degree black belt, but
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this is the toughest
opponent you've ever faced.
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Now get out there and beat up that baby!
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00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,788
You're right. I'm not gonna
hurt him, but I'll teach
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him what it's like when
somebody fights back.
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00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:12,308
All right, buddy. You've been a good
boy, but you just can't go around...
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- [Kick landing]
- [Jack groaning]
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[Punches and kicks landing]
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[Jack groaning]
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Was it at least close?
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00:14:32,978 --> 00:14:36,878
What do you need to hear, champ?
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00:14:40,643 --> 00:14:43,090
Milton, I'd like to
present you with this fruit
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and muffin basket as a
token of our appreciation.
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00:14:45,829 --> 00:14:47,997
You did something no one else could do.
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You got Jerry Martinez expelled.
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Yeah![Laughs]
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- Woo.
- Wait. Jerry was expelled?
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00:14:56,339 --> 00:15:00,183
- But I shouldn't have been.
- Oh!
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00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:02,524
Milton, I didn't shoot
the spitball. Okay?
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I wasn't afraid to take the test
because I took your advice and I studied.
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00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:08,577
[Scoffs] Yeah, right. You
studied for a geometry test?
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00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:10,632
[Laughter]
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00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,456
Look, I didn't do it,
but I know who did.
285
00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:15,691
Milton, this is roughly where
you were standing, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:19,184
Allow me.
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00:15:20,781 --> 00:15:26,121
Uh, I don't think Milton's
quite that fat. [Laughs]
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00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:31,173
As you can see, this
was no ordinary spitball.
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00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:34,077
This was a super deluxe
saliva-soaked sphere of death
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with a circumference
of 14.4 centimeters.
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00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,720
You know what circumference is?
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It's the linear distance around
the outside of a circular object.
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00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:48,332
I don't even know who you are anymore!
295
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:51,927
A spitball this size
wouldn't fit in a straw.
296
00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:55,164
It would take a very
unique delivery system.
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00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:59,668
Something like, I don't
know... say, Albert's clarinet?
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[All gasp]
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00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:03,924
[High-pitched giggling]
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00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:07,109
That's so fun... are you accusing me?
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00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,784
I couldn't have shot it at Milton,
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00:16:08,785 --> 00:16:12,479
because Randy's enormous head would
have been in the way. No offense.
303
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,380
None taken. My mother says my head's so big
because I have a massive amount of brains.
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As I was saying,
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this was no ordinary spitball and
it didn't take an ordinary path.
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This particular spitball made a 90-degree
turn... a right angle, if you will...
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Before making impact with its target.
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00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,532
Wait a minute. Hold on. [Giggles]
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00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:37,237
Okay. So you expect us all to
believe that it turned in mid-air?
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00:16:37,238 --> 00:16:40,718
That is one magic spitball.
311
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:44,446
It's not magic. It's math.
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00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:47,806
You created an external force
when you turned on the fan,
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claiming to have a hot flash.
314
00:16:50,453 --> 00:16:52,273
I get hot flashes!
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00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:58,174
When that lunch lady doubles up
on my tuna and calls me big boy.
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00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:02,035
Check this out.
317
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,419
[Clarinet toots]
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00:17:15,892 --> 00:17:20,212
That's right! Albert is the spitballer!
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00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:24,139
It was me. It was me!
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00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,822
Kickin' it with you!
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00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:29,257
This has been the worst
three days of my life.
322
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,964
I missed most of the Marathon,
I'm gonna lose my girlfriend.
323
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:36,041
And my Lovey's been torn to shreds.
324
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,335
But at least I can still
hear his comforting words.
325
00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:41,822
I love... [distorted] You.
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00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:43,983
[Sobbing]
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00:17:46,712 --> 00:17:51,197
- Rudy, he's coming for you!
- Play dead!
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00:17:51,198 --> 00:17:52,878
_.
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00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,980
[Kiss]
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00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:18,057
Aw. Look, you did it.
331
00:18:18,146 --> 00:18:21,294
You turned a poker into a hugger.
332
00:18:21,295 --> 00:18:23,929
Can I have kisses?
333
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:28,233
[Exhales] Oh, my gosh. That is the
first time he has ever kissed me.
334
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:30,902
You are a miracle worker.
335
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,651
Wait. Oh, were you crying?
336
00:18:33,652 --> 00:18:37,410
Yes. Because I missed you so much.
337
00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:39,116
Aw!
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00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:43,596
Now you should go. Yeah, uh, go spend
some quality time with that little Angel.
339
00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:46,717
They grow up so fast.
340
00:18:48,113 --> 00:18:50,633
All: Marathon!
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00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:55,544
TV announcer: And that
concludes our ninja Marathon.
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00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:57,093
I can't believe we missed it!
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00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,190
Due to new regulations concerning
programming that involves fighting,
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this will be the last time we
will ever show the ninja Marathon.
345
00:19:03,913 --> 00:19:06,104
What?! They can't mean forever.
346
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:08,306
And we totally mean forever!
347
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:10,767
[All sobbing]
348
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,127
Albert, it was you?
349
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,663
But why? I've never wronged you.
350
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:22,055
That's the problem.
351
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:25,360
You've never wronged anyone!
You're always so perfect.
352
00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:30,641
Perfect grades, amazing
hair and such a ladies' man.
353
00:19:31,557 --> 00:19:34,424
Let's not get crazy.
354
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:38,885
It hurts me to say this, Jerry,
but your expulsion is cance...
355
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,819
It's can...
356
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,561
[Moans]
357
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:45,089
It is can... oh, gosh!
358
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,444
[Inhales sharply] You're back in.
359
00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:48,148
Yes!
360
00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:50,810
Albert, go wait in my office.
361
00:19:50,811 --> 00:19:52,273
I'll be there in a minute.
362
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,259
[Whimpers]
363
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,441
There's a bran muffin
that's got my name on it.
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00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:58,022
[Clicks tongue]
365
00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:03,403
Jerry, one thing doesn't add up.
366
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:07,125
If you didn't do it, then why did
you yell "yes" after I was hit?
367
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:09,689
Because I knew the answer
to the first question.
368
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:14,610
PI times radius squared,
the area of a circle.
369
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:16,927
Wow.
370
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:21,530
You told the truth, and
I didn't believe you.
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00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:22,729
[Exhales]
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00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:25,728
What kind of a teacher am I?
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00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:28,585
What kind of a friend am I?
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00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:30,492
A great one.
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00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:32,754
You believed in me and got me to study.
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00:20:32,755 --> 00:20:35,932
Nobody's ever done that before.
377
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,420
But I got you kicked out of school.
378
00:20:38,421 --> 00:20:40,945
Being a teacher is too much pressure.
379
00:20:40,946 --> 00:20:43,129
I just wanna be a student again.
380
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,836
Even if it means going
back to P.E. class.
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00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:49,728
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! I
cannot go back to wearing shorts!
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00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:52,541
I've got my mom's legs.
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00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,280
Hold on.
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00:20:54,281 --> 00:20:58,805
Principal Funderburk, I promise I'm
gonna retire the sub sinker forever.
385
00:20:58,806 --> 00:21:01,236
Well, I guess I could
teach geometry for now.
386
00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:02,662
Let me grab the attendance folder.
387
00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:03,654
- Uh...
- [Clears throat]
388
00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,987
You know there is nothing
more rewarding than...
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00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:09,108
- [Zapping]
- Ah! Wow!
390
00:21:11,009 --> 00:21:14,309
Kickin' it with you!
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00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:20,069
- [Ragtime music playing]
- I love these old comedies.
392
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,681
I know, right? There's nothing
like a good old-fashioned pie fight.
393
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,439
So you gave Booker back
to your sister, huh?
394
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,309
- Oh, no. He's here.
- What?!
395
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,945
What do you mean, "he's
here"? What if he saw this?
396
00:21:29,946 --> 00:21:31,769
So he saw a pie fight.
397
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,994
What harm could come from that?
398
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:36,515
[Baby giggles]
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00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:38,747
[Laughing]
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