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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,081 Previously, on "Future Man"... 2 00:00:05,082 --> 00:00:06,793 Pointed Circle hit us. 3 00:00:06,794 --> 00:00:10,174 You wound up on your back courtesy of Wolf and Joosh. 4 00:00:10,175 --> 00:00:12,136 Somehow your former friends figured out a weakness 5 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,600 - in my code. - I'm Stu's poison pill. 6 00:00:14,601 --> 00:00:17,105 He's afraid of me. If my brain is uploaded 7 00:00:17,106 --> 00:00:19,317 - I can crash the whole system. - There's only one way 8 00:00:19,318 --> 00:00:21,280 to the upload machines: You're gonna have to get past 9 00:00:21,281 --> 00:00:23,450 the commandos. Once inside, you're gonna have 10 00:00:23,451 --> 00:00:25,371 to beat the facial recognition scanner. 11 00:00:25,372 --> 00:00:28,294 - I think we'll be just fine. - The evil robot emperor, Stu, 12 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,006 will unleash his killing machines 13 00:00:30,007 --> 00:00:32,468 if you attack the Mons. 14 00:00:32,469 --> 00:00:34,849 - You're making a huge mistake! - This is way above 15 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:36,310 your pay grade, okay? I'm J1. 16 00:00:36,311 --> 00:00:38,022 I'm J1. 17 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:43,365 - Joosh? - I'm gonna shut myself down 18 00:00:43,366 --> 00:00:45,621 really quick, and then I'm gonna upload him anyway 19 00:00:45,622 --> 00:00:48,000 and torture him for all eternity. 20 00:00:48,001 --> 00:00:50,756 - Hoo-ah! - There's no spaceship! 21 00:00:50,757 --> 00:00:52,008 There's no MARS! 22 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,678 It's all lies! 23 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,515 Release the kill-bots. 24 00:01:23,948 --> 00:01:25,701 Move, soldier. 25 00:01:27,715 --> 00:01:31,682 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:49,165 --> 00:01:51,126 - They're all dead. - Not all of them. 27 00:01:51,127 --> 00:01:53,506 I can still hear a few screaming. 28 00:01:59,393 --> 00:02:02,566 Well, at least their suffering's over. 29 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:04,820 My Cluster. 30 00:02:04,821 --> 00:02:07,868 - Their blood is on my hands. - It's not your fault. 31 00:02:07,869 --> 00:02:10,081 And on my arms, and my knees, 32 00:02:10,082 --> 00:02:12,545 and my face, and... 33 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,681 Yeah, that's Thimble. 34 00:02:18,682 --> 00:02:21,855 Her blood is just as sweet as she is. 35 00:02:23,692 --> 00:02:25,444 Was. 36 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,618 That sweet blood is on me. 37 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:30,496 I was blinded by self-pity. 38 00:02:30,497 --> 00:02:33,168 I couldn't see Stu for what he really was. 39 00:02:33,169 --> 00:02:35,089 El Diablo. 40 00:02:37,094 --> 00:02:39,849 - What are those? - PSK's. 41 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:41,686 Personal Suicide Kits. 42 00:02:41,687 --> 00:02:42,980 I mean, our war is lost. 43 00:02:42,981 --> 00:02:44,775 We're holed up in a bunker. 44 00:02:44,776 --> 00:02:47,071 It can't get much lower than this. 45 00:02:47,072 --> 00:02:49,075 Which dot goes on which temple? 46 00:02:49,076 --> 00:02:51,121 - It doesn't matter. - That's good design. 47 00:02:51,122 --> 00:02:52,624 - Yeah. - Really? 48 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:54,002 You guys are throwing in the towel because of a... 49 00:02:54,003 --> 00:02:55,379 a couple invincible killer robots? 50 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:57,258 - Yeah, pretty much. - Yeah, yeah. 51 00:02:57,259 --> 00:02:59,179 Well, 12 million, actually. 52 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,726 Well, that doesn't work for me. 53 00:03:01,727 --> 00:03:03,395 That... that will not be the end of my story. 54 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:05,441 Cool, more murder dots for me. 55 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:08,197 You know, looking back at it, 56 00:03:08,198 --> 00:03:10,326 I think I most regret picking that voice 57 00:03:10,327 --> 00:03:13,332 - when I was 14. - You really fucking sold it. 58 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:16,171 Oh, it was exhausting and ultimately fruitless. 59 00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:19,302 Wish I had spent less time at the shop and... 60 00:03:19,303 --> 00:03:22,350 - more with Lugnut. - Where do I start? 61 00:03:22,351 --> 00:03:25,356 I made a lot of bad decisions. 62 00:03:25,357 --> 00:03:28,696 Well, I guess the one that hurts the most is when I... 63 00:03:28,697 --> 00:03:31,661 stuck my hand in Stu's brain goo and just even 64 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:33,790 gave him one flick of pleasure. 65 00:03:35,878 --> 00:03:38,257 Okay, yeah, all right, I... 66 00:03:38,258 --> 00:03:41,304 - I felt a little tingle, too. - Wait, you saw Stu's brain? 67 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:42,641 I more than saw it. 68 00:03:42,642 --> 00:03:45,605 - I jobbed it to completion. - Oh. 69 00:03:45,606 --> 00:03:48,026 - "Komputaboinken." - How would that even work? 70 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,157 We spent years looking for Stu's core processor. 71 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:54,080 If you can lead us to it then we... we can take Stu down. 72 00:03:54,081 --> 00:03:55,249 It's too well defended. 73 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,963 We'd never get past security. 74 00:03:57,964 --> 00:04:00,969 Unless... unless the system's down. 75 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,015 Guys, just get me as close as you can to Stu 76 00:04:03,016 --> 00:04:04,768 and then I'll... I'll do my thing. 77 00:04:04,769 --> 00:04:07,398 - I'll fritz him out. - Yeah, he patched himself, 78 00:04:07,399 --> 00:04:10,029 so any power you had... 79 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:13,036 it's gone. 80 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:19,297 That was all I had. 81 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:21,886 Yeah, but... 82 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,848 we do have this. 83 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:26,687 There's enough Cameronium here to level that mountain. 84 00:04:26,688 --> 00:04:30,319 Wolf, you too sad to build a dirty bomb? 85 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,657 Wait, I have a better idea. 86 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,501 - What the... - That's impossible. 87 00:04:37,502 --> 00:04:39,253 - I saw that blow up. - A reproduction 88 00:04:39,254 --> 00:04:41,299 reverse-engineered from this one. 89 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,178 You really thought we were stupid enough to test 90 00:04:43,179 --> 00:04:45,642 experimental fuel on the only time-travel device 91 00:04:45,643 --> 00:04:47,228 - in existence? - Yup. 92 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:49,566 It pretty much informed every decision 93 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:52,364 I've made since then. 94 00:04:53,324 --> 00:04:55,494 Guys, this is great. This is great. 95 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,081 Okay, so... so what do we do? 96 00:04:57,082 --> 00:04:59,001 We... we jump back to right before 97 00:04:59,002 --> 00:05:01,005 Stu patches himself, I take out the other me, 98 00:05:01,006 --> 00:05:02,717 I get in his place in line, don't fight 99 00:05:02,718 --> 00:05:04,930 with Jimmy McGurgin, upload myself, and we now have 100 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:06,976 a super dead supercomputer, right? 101 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:10,650 - Mm, probably. - "Probably." 102 00:05:10,651 --> 00:05:13,280 You just sent me to die 103 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:15,242 - for a "probably"? - We were never 100% 104 00:05:15,243 --> 00:05:16,787 that uploading you was gonna work. 105 00:05:16,788 --> 00:05:19,041 Like, 78%. 106 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,712 It was Plan B, but it was the best plan that we had. 107 00:05:20,713 --> 00:05:23,300 Plan A was always destroy Stu's core processor. 108 00:05:23,301 --> 00:05:26,222 That's 100%, and now we can do that. 109 00:05:26,223 --> 00:05:28,686 When Stu patched himself he shut down for 11 seconds. 110 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:31,107 We jump back to that moment, all his defenses are down. 111 00:05:31,108 --> 00:05:33,069 We stroll in there, smash that brain. 112 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,322 Too much ground to cover. 113 00:05:34,323 --> 00:05:36,409 We'd never get there in time. 114 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:39,500 Unless we buy ourselves more time. 115 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:43,048 When we use the TTD, 116 00:05:43,049 --> 00:05:45,595 we jump in time, but not space. 117 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,557 Thus, if we run 11 seconds, 118 00:05:47,558 --> 00:05:50,354 let's say we get to about here. 119 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:53,109 If we jump when we're here, 120 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:54,571 we'd still be in the same exact place, 121 00:05:54,572 --> 00:05:56,407 just 11 seconds earlier, you see? 122 00:05:56,408 --> 00:05:58,746 We can just keep running and jumping, 123 00:05:58,747 --> 00:06:00,500 running and jumping, running and jumping, 124 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,587 extending our window for as much time as we need 125 00:06:02,588 --> 00:06:05,133 until we're past Stu's defenses inside the core processor. 126 00:06:05,134 --> 00:06:08,348 Then, we give him a brain job... 127 00:06:08,349 --> 00:06:10,938 he will never forget. 128 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:15,613 Because he'll... he'll be dead. 129 00:06:15,614 --> 00:06:17,659 Or he won't remember because he'll be... 130 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,830 - we'll kill him. - Yeah, I love this plan. 131 00:06:19,831 --> 00:06:21,124 It's a winner. 132 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:23,336 I'm in... right after this. 133 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:28,263 God... 134 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:36,781 Corey! 135 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:44,253 Oh, I haven't seen you in, like, a week, man. 136 00:06:44,254 --> 00:06:46,215 I was just to get OJ's car cleaned. 137 00:06:46,216 --> 00:06:47,677 You were right about him. 138 00:06:47,678 --> 00:06:49,765 - He is a great guy. - Yeah, I told you. 139 00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:51,685 - Yeah, what's up? - Oh, I need you to do me 140 00:06:51,686 --> 00:06:53,355 - a solid, Blaze. - Anything. 141 00:06:53,356 --> 00:06:55,400 Cool, cool. Make a quick trip to Utah. 142 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,071 Infiltrate a community where polygamy 143 00:06:57,072 --> 00:06:58,908 is tacitly accepted, marry all these 144 00:06:58,909 --> 00:07:00,745 beautiful people, provide for them, 145 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:04,210 and, uh, raise this special little girl, Lugnut, 146 00:07:04,211 --> 00:07:06,840 as if she was your own. 147 00:07:06,841 --> 00:07:08,134 Okay. 148 00:07:08,135 --> 00:07:11,767 So which one's Tugboat? 149 00:07:11,768 --> 00:07:14,021 Of all the places in the world, 150 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:15,817 right here at OJ's 151 00:07:15,818 --> 00:07:18,531 in 1993 is the safest. 152 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:20,952 Life will be simpler for you here. 153 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,462 Can't you stay a little bit longer, fake papa? 154 00:07:37,277 --> 00:07:40,115 Had to secure the Cluster. 155 00:07:40,116 --> 00:07:43,455 I couldn't help but skip to a few milestones. 156 00:07:43,456 --> 00:07:45,710 I just walked Lugnut down the aisle. 157 00:07:45,711 --> 00:07:47,212 Wolf, you have a time machine. 158 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:49,593 - Why are you 10 minutes late? - Oh, sorry. 159 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,515 I'm still on island time. 160 00:07:52,516 --> 00:07:54,393 It was a destination wedding. 161 00:07:54,394 --> 00:07:57,902 Oh, one guess who I booked to play the reception. 162 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,782 No? No one's the least bit curious 163 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,496 about who I booked to... 164 00:08:05,082 --> 00:08:07,127 Fine. You don't get to know, then. 165 00:08:07,128 --> 00:08:08,881 Okay... 166 00:08:08,882 --> 00:08:11,177 so when we jump, we're gonna give ourselves enough time 167 00:08:11,178 --> 00:08:13,473 to get into position inside of Stu's compound. 168 00:08:13,474 --> 00:08:15,812 Then, when he goes to patch himself, 169 00:08:15,813 --> 00:08:18,441 - we make our run. - Well, here's a little hiccup: 170 00:08:18,442 --> 00:08:20,822 The secret entrance to Stu's compound 171 00:08:20,823 --> 00:08:23,243 is inside the hangar, so you three are gonna have 172 00:08:23,244 --> 00:08:25,205 to get through there, avoid Stu, his commandos... 173 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:26,750 And the other us's. Keep in mind, guys, 174 00:08:26,751 --> 00:08:29,213 "Back to the Future 2" rules do apply here. 175 00:08:29,214 --> 00:08:31,467 - What? - Uh, just ignore him. 176 00:08:31,468 --> 00:08:32,637 Wolf. 177 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:35,225 Fire up the TTD. 178 00:08:42,616 --> 00:08:44,661 I'm not going with you. 179 00:08:46,081 --> 00:08:47,499 These are my people. 180 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,796 I'm their leader. 181 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,967 I can't just leave them here to die. 182 00:08:55,057 --> 00:08:57,896 Their fate is my fate. 183 00:08:57,897 --> 00:08:59,980 God damn it. 184 00:09:01,199 --> 00:09:03,433 _ 185 00:09:04,196 --> 00:09:05,426 _ 186 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:13,834 You're gonna have to recruit the me from three hours ago. 187 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,493 Don't worry, she'll get it. 188 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:30,878 Okay, guys. 189 00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:34,259 Time to save the world again. 190 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:36,640 It was Hoobastank. 191 00:09:41,316 --> 00:09:42,902 Stay tight to that HAB unit, soldier. 192 00:09:42,903 --> 00:09:44,864 One hair to the left and you're made. 193 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:51,252 - We... we can explain. - Totally get it. 194 00:09:51,253 --> 00:09:53,590 What's your plan for getting into the hangar? 195 00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:55,343 How many guards you say there were? 196 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,763 - Uh, two. - Can you show us 197 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,642 - where the guard house is? - You thinking 198 00:09:58,643 --> 00:10:01,272 - Otter's Mousetrap? - Only play that makes sense. 199 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:05,363 Spacecraft will transport you to a new world. 200 00:10:05,364 --> 00:10:08,161 A world of boundless potential. 201 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:10,541 A world free from the limitations 202 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,962 - of life on this dying planet. - Don't look at me! 203 00:10:12,963 --> 00:10:14,674 It's not pretty. 204 00:10:14,675 --> 00:10:17,680 I'm a monster. 205 00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:22,815 Medical emergency. 206 00:10:25,614 --> 00:10:27,449 Thank you. 207 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:31,207 Sorry, my friend's in there. 208 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,514 You're going to enter... 209 00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:40,976 Once you make it through, you will reach 210 00:10:40,977 --> 00:10:43,524 the antechamber, where you will be issued 211 00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:47,197 your very own space helmets! 212 00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,514 Okay, the hidden hatch to the compound 213 00:10:59,515 --> 00:11:01,350 is on the other side of the hangar. 214 00:11:01,351 --> 00:11:03,438 You're doing great. This is gonna work. 215 00:11:03,439 --> 00:11:06,402 - I knew it would. - You will then be... 216 00:11:06,403 --> 00:11:09,116 The younger me. So naive, full of hope. 217 00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:10,619 We'll be taking... 218 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,497 Don't let him see you. 219 00:11:12,498 --> 00:11:14,376 I know he can't see anything. His eyes are swollen shut. 220 00:11:14,377 --> 00:11:15,838 Trust me. All right, we should 221 00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:17,967 - keep moving. - Get ready to travel 222 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,723 to a brave new world. 223 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:29,156 Yeah, take a long look at my disgusting... 224 00:11:29,157 --> 00:11:31,786 You will be pioneers fulfilling our manifest... 225 00:11:31,787 --> 00:11:33,624 Dick. 226 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,669 Previously unimaginable... 227 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,380 I'd recognize that bulge anywhere. 228 00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:40,053 - Quick, he's on to you. - What? 229 00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:42,140 - What? - Uh... uh, no. 230 00:11:42,141 --> 00:11:43,476 Nothing. Uh, sorry. 231 00:11:43,477 --> 00:11:45,355 There's no one... no one's on to you. 232 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,025 It's all... everything's great. 233 00:11:47,026 --> 00:11:48,737 Plan is going... going great. You're doing great. 234 00:11:48,738 --> 00:11:50,240 No, no, no, something's up. 235 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,160 There's also an all-you-can-eat taco bar. 236 00:11:52,161 --> 00:11:54,666 on every spacecraft. 237 00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:12,367 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 238 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,296 There is someone I would very much like 239 00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:21,051 to formally introduce you to. 240 00:12:26,856 --> 00:12:29,569 - I knew it. - Hey, buddy. 241 00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,829 - We can explain. - Wait, are you me? 242 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,541 What the fuck is happening here? 243 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,712 - I'm mad at you. - I know, it's confusing. 244 00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,465 Okay, what are you doing? We need her 245 00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:43,095 on that reviewing stand now. Stu is introducing her. 246 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,183 - Yeah, I'm working on it. - Who are you talking to? 247 00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:46,435 Ty-Anne. She's great. 248 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,231 You were wrong about everything. 249 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:49,274 Just give us two seconds to explain what's going on. 250 00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,320 That is what's going on? 251 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:52,823 That's crazy! 252 00:12:52,824 --> 00:12:55,078 - I ate a nut for nothing? - N-no, not for nothing. 253 00:12:55,079 --> 00:12:56,998 I mean, you... you are very, very important. 254 00:12:56,999 --> 00:13:00,129 Yeah, not as important as you. 255 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,300 Well, uh, you're... you're essential. 256 00:13:02,301 --> 00:13:05,264 I mean this whole plan hinges upon Stu noticing you 257 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,394 and patching himself. 258 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,607 What, so I'm a decoy now? 259 00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:11,402 I am J1! 260 00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:14,199 You cannot make me into a decoy. 261 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,286 Okay, we gotta get Nut-Face Josh back 262 00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:19,126 to the front of the line. 263 00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:22,340 - I'm "Nut-Face Josh" now? - Son of a... 264 00:13:22,341 --> 00:13:24,512 mm, I gotta label my buttons. 265 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,599 - That's on me. - She is gonna be here 266 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,352 any minute, and you're gonna love her. 267 00:13:28,353 --> 00:13:30,273 She's great. 268 00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,318 Find my girlfriend. 269 00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:35,617 Okay, so long story short, you're just trying 270 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,370 - to ruin my big day. - "Your big day"? 271 00:13:37,371 --> 00:13:40,001 Do you hear yourself? I'm here because I realized 272 00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:42,798 - you/me is a complete idiot. - You're just jealous. 273 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:46,180 - You're psychotic. - Whoa, easy Tigers. 274 00:13:46,181 --> 00:13:48,309 Hey, it's me. 275 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,396 The Wolf from three hours from now. 276 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,904 The Wolf that's finally learned a few things. 277 00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:56,450 Look, it doesn't matter if you're a Biotic. 278 00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:59,039 Or a Bio-Tech or... 279 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,795 a filthy, no-good Chope. 280 00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:05,009 All that matters is that you're you. 281 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,013 We've all made mistakes. 282 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,019 I know I'm sorry for how I treated you. 283 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,529 Right now you don't want to hear the truth, I get it. 284 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,825 I get it, I... I've been there. 285 00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,829 Just... just go in peace. 286 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:22,126 Rejoin your hologram boyfriend for the pretend MARS launch 287 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,839 just like everything's perfectly normal. 288 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,884 That's all we ask. 289 00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:28,849 I got an idea. 290 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:32,146 How about you eat the nut and I take your place? 291 00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:33,775 That's kinda dumb. 292 00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:36,405 You already ate the nut and your throat's closed. 293 00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:38,743 So is yours! 294 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:44,004 Okay, you have got to get her back up there. 295 00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:46,926 - We are out of time. - Okay, you convinced me. 296 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,222 I'll do it, but only because I care 297 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,435 about what happens to humanity. 298 00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:57,698 - She was gonna rat us out? - How'd you know? 299 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,451 'Cause I only talk about my feelings 300 00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:01,038 - when I'm lying. - Quick question: 301 00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:03,459 Are any of you capable of staying on-mission? 302 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,338 I'm trying... 303 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,469 Listen, man, this mission is about saving humanity. 304 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,935 - Not about who's J1. - Yeah, says J1. 305 00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,859 - You're too strong. - Yeah, man. 306 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,614 You too. 307 00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:21,078 You know what? You're right. 308 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,790 It is about number. 309 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,002 The number of people that are gonna die 310 00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:27,131 if you don't get to the front of that line so that Stu 311 00:15:27,132 --> 00:15:28,510 - can see you. - So, what? 312 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,681 I'm supposed to just sacrifice myself 313 00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:32,601 and either get murdered by a bunch of robots 314 00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:35,272 or stuck all alone in this shit timeline 315 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:38,028 while you and Wolf and Tiger get all the glory 316 00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:41,368 - and go out and seize the world? - Hey. 317 00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:43,873 Look, you... you're playing your part, too. 318 00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:46,128 All right, do... do you think that those soldiers 319 00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:47,840 that got mowed down on Omaha Beach 320 00:15:47,841 --> 00:15:49,593 are any less important than the one that smashed 321 00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,931 through the Berlin Wall and killed Hitler? 322 00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:53,308 Do you remember any of their names? 323 00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:54,979 No. Does that matter? 324 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,400 No, because they are still heroes, and that... 325 00:15:57,401 --> 00:15:59,697 that is why the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 326 00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,201 is among the most popular tombs in the entire world. 327 00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:07,378 God damn it, you're good. 328 00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,013 Fine, I'll do it. 329 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,727 Hey, brave face. 330 00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:19,277 Close enough. 331 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,700 Go get 'em, soldier. 332 00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:27,210 You're gonna do great. 333 00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:29,840 Thank God. 334 00:16:29,841 --> 00:16:31,426 Okay. 335 00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:33,765 Nut-Face me is back on track. 336 00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:35,811 Give me the 20 on Tiger and Wolf. 337 00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:41,781 Either of you guys seen, uh, "Weekend at Bernie's"? 338 00:16:49,338 --> 00:16:51,509 Sorry, Achilles. 339 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,347 You sure you can impersonate me? 340 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,519 I don't know, you tell me. 341 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,731 I did that for 20 years. 342 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,779 I think I can drop it down 343 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,117 a register and then feign some deadness in my eyes. 344 00:17:04,118 --> 00:17:06,664 Come on, is that really what I sound like? 345 00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:09,169 Yeah, it's pretty good. 346 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,769 Oh, there you are. 347 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,439 I got all... I got all turned around. 348 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,361 Um, could you escort me to my, uh... 349 00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:24,073 Boyfriend. 350 00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,911 I've got eyes on RG1. 351 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,290 Repeat, Real Girlfriend 1 is on her way. 352 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,793 Yes! 353 00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:32,131 Okay, just moments away, folks! 354 00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,553 Moments away from boarding the ships and journeying 355 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,183 to a brave new world. 356 00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:38,770 Oh. 357 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:41,191 My queen. 358 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,696 That suit was designed for your body, 359 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,491 and your body is designing that suit. 360 00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:47,203 Yeah, yeah. 361 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,374 - Um, cool. - What's wrong? 362 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,002 You... you look like you're about to throw up. 363 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,841 I'm... no, it's just... it's the excitement. 364 00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:56,012 It's just... it's all the excitement. 365 00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:58,851 I just can't wait to be in a place where we can 366 00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:02,149 touch each other, lover. 367 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,736 Okay. 368 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,665 Okay. 369 00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:12,336 Okay, we are in position. 370 00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:15,092 Yeah, the rest is up to Nut-Face You. 371 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,721 Yeah, yeah, don't... he'll be good. 372 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,183 I gave him a very, very, uh, inspiring speech, 373 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,438 so we're good. 374 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:23,233 - Cool digs. - All right! 375 00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:24,737 Jimmy, you're up! 376 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:27,283 - See you on MARS! - Not if I see you first. 377 00:18:27,284 --> 00:18:28,786 Love you, Stu. 378 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,921 I got you. 379 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,114 - What is taking so long? - Don't worry. 380 00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:48,785 Nut-Face Me will come through for us. 381 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:51,665 Just gotta stay sharp. 382 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:07,029 Okay, I know you too well. 383 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,658 Something's up. 384 00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:11,622 Stop. 385 00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:13,876 Stop... stop the launch. 386 00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:16,089 I knew it. 387 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,676 Your feet are not toasty. 388 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,262 Okay, it's paused. 389 00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:21,725 - What's going on? - Um, I... 390 00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:23,521 I just... I think that, 391 00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,608 you know, before we go through with this, um... 392 00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:27,403 what about Ty-Anne? I mean, we haven't talked 393 00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:29,073 about how you feel leaving her behind. 394 00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:30,910 We should probably get into that at great length, 395 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,498 right now. 396 00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:35,085 Empathy. 397 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,549 The ability to understand and share in the emotions 398 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,218 of another, yeah. 399 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,097 - You have that. - Yeah. 400 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,559 Yeah. 401 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,020 I'm... I'm fine. 402 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:45,523 - Shall we continue? - Hold on, hold on. 403 00:19:45,524 --> 00:19:47,694 I mean, what about all the... the years 404 00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:49,030 you've spent together? 405 00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:52,537 Movie night or... or breakfast for dinner. 406 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:55,083 The home-school prom, where I'm sure 407 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,171 you were her date and she was just 408 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,508 so fine with that. 409 00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:00,720 You just gonna kind of abandon her now? 410 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,139 You were right. 411 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:05,062 Everything I did for the past 34 years, 412 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,859 I... I did for her. 413 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:11,784 And sure, I made some mistakes, but I... 414 00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:14,121 I loved her. 415 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:17,546 And I never thought I'd be going through this without her. 416 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,766 - Until we consummated our bond. - Oh, hmm. 417 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,895 Then I literally flipped a switch, and Ty-Anne 418 00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,607 was dead to me. 419 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:29,820 - That must have been hard. - No. 420 00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:32,742 Easy as pi... to the four-millionth decimal. 421 00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:34,663 It was always about you. 422 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,625 She was a pale imitation. 423 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,046 An experiment gone awry. 424 00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:41,217 - Was she, now? - Yeah. 425 00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:43,138 And any paternal feelings I had towards her 426 00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:45,727 have been permanently deleted. 427 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,187 Good talk. 428 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,735 Resume the launch! 429 00:20:49,736 --> 00:20:51,697 Well, then, I'm about to tell you something 430 00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,491 that's gonna be a pretty big disappointment. 431 00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:55,788 I'm gonna save your life, I'm gonna save your life, 432 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,001 I'm gonna save your life, and your life, 433 00:20:58,002 --> 00:21:00,047 and your life. 434 00:21:00,048 --> 00:21:02,677 Unknown soldier coming through. 435 00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,309 Get behind me. 436 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:09,190 I got you. 437 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,586 Joosh. 438 00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:25,055 You know, we do have a time machine. 439 00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:27,142 We could go to Medieval Times. 440 00:21:27,143 --> 00:21:30,440 1986, Buena Park, grand opening. 441 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,279 Shit, we're up! 442 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,450 - Uh, ten, nine... - Go! 443 00:21:35,451 --> 00:21:38,081 Eight, seven, six, 444 00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:39,291 five... 445 00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:40,670 - Four... - I'm in the middle! 446 00:21:40,671 --> 00:21:41,964 - I'm in the middle! - Three, two... 447 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:43,676 hit it, hit it! 448 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,305 Ten, nine, 449 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,393 eight, seven, 450 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,648 six, five... 451 00:21:50,649 --> 00:21:53,194 Four, three, 452 00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:54,614 two, one. 453 00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:56,869 Come on, hit it, hit it, hit it! 454 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,123 - Cool lamp! - Ten... 455 00:21:59,124 --> 00:22:01,962 Nine, eight, 456 00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:04,968 seven, six, five, 457 00:22:04,969 --> 00:22:07,473 four, three... 458 00:22:07,474 --> 00:22:09,143 hit it, hit it! 459 00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:10,813 - Cool lamp! - Shit. 460 00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:12,316 Did we know that was gonna happen? 461 00:22:12,317 --> 00:22:14,654 Yeah, yeah. You saw "Time Climbers 3." 462 00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:15,740 - What? - Oh, it's great. 463 00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,409 - Okay, go, go, go. - Five... 464 00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:18,704 - Four... - Four... 465 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,248 - Three... - Hit it, hit it! 466 00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,252 Two, one. 467 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,841 Seven, six... 468 00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:26,469 Shit, did we know, that was gonna happen? 469 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,516 That's gonna get annoying. 470 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:29,768 What's gonna happen to all of them? 471 00:22:29,769 --> 00:22:31,187 Who cares? They're not us. 472 00:22:31,188 --> 00:22:32,899 Three, two, one. 473 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,403 Hit it, hit it! 474 00:22:39,287 --> 00:22:42,125 There's us's ahead of us! 475 00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:44,380 And behind us! 476 00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:49,014 - Why are we still running? - Wait, yeah. 477 00:22:50,184 --> 00:22:51,770 - Two, one... - Hang on a sec. 478 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,314 If they get there first then we'll still be 479 00:22:53,315 --> 00:22:55,695 in the hallway when Stu comes back online. 480 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,699 When those turrets come back on, 481 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,830 we do not want to be here. 482 00:23:00,831 --> 00:23:02,082 Can we go? 483 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:04,713 - Do we have free will? - Uh, I... 484 00:23:04,714 --> 00:23:06,550 - I think so? - All right, well, 485 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,138 let's just get the fuck out of here. 486 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,309 No, no, unless the first group fails 487 00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:12,896 and we can make it to the front and... 488 00:23:12,897 --> 00:23:14,273 and then they'll need someone to take over, 489 00:23:14,274 --> 00:23:16,778 - and that should be us. - What? 490 00:23:16,779 --> 00:23:18,616 - Fuck you guys. - What in the shit? 491 00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:20,995 I swear to fuck. 492 00:23:20,996 --> 00:23:22,874 Why don't we just keep running and jumping? 493 00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,084 I mean, won't we get there eventually? 494 00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:27,299 I... I don't know. 495 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,932 See you in 7734, suckers! 496 00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:32,810 Ten... 497 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,856 Nine... 498 00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:36,902 eight... 499 00:23:36,903 --> 00:23:38,948 seven... 500 00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:40,576 six... 501 00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:42,412 five... 502 00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:44,709 four... 503 00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:46,880 three... 504 00:23:46,881 --> 00:23:48,592 Ten... 505 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,932 The fuck? 506 00:23:54,522 --> 00:23:56,566 Okay, we gotta go. We gotta go. 507 00:24:02,746 --> 00:24:04,289 Those doors aren't gonna open! 508 00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:05,326 Yes, they will! 509 00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:08,966 We're out of time! 510 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,638 - Power jump! - Power jump! 511 00:24:19,697 --> 00:24:22,785 Hoo-ah! 512 00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:31,887 Joosh? Wolf? 513 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:34,099 Tiger. 514 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,479 But if Tiger's in there... 515 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,651 Hi, Dad. 516 00:24:44,329 --> 00:24:45,790 - Wow, did I underestimate you. - Do you know how many times 517 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,125 I wanted to quit? 518 00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:48,962 To kill myself? 519 00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:52,804 Do anything but stay with you? 520 00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:56,310 Suddenly it's all worth it. 521 00:24:56,311 --> 00:24:59,734 Um, that hurts. 522 00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:01,445 Tiger... 523 00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:03,491 - I thought you liked me. - You took advantage of me 524 00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:05,161 when I was emotionally vulnerable. 525 00:25:05,162 --> 00:25:07,625 How else was I gonna get you to like me? 526 00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:09,253 No, no, no, no! 527 00:25:09,254 --> 00:25:11,298 - Wait, wait, wait! - Stu, it's smasher code, okay? 528 00:25:11,299 --> 00:25:13,010 - Gotta do it. - Everything I did 529 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,681 I did for you, Tiger! 530 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,977 - And for you, Ty-Anne. - You're about to murder 531 00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:19,314 - all of humanity. - Yeah, for you! 532 00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:20,985 Look, I... I know I lied. 533 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,824 I... I know I'm gonna kill millions of innocent people, 534 00:25:23,825 --> 00:25:26,245 but I am gonna save so many more. 535 00:25:26,246 --> 00:25:28,499 It's called a cost-benefit analysis. 536 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,086 I ran the numbers. Believe me, 537 00:25:30,087 --> 00:25:33,176 - they're on my side. - Yeah, well, we're not. 538 00:25:33,177 --> 00:25:36,432 I thought humanity was a weakness, 539 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,019 and it turns out that's the only thing 540 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,606 that kept you fighting. 541 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:42,945 God, everything you endured... 542 00:25:42,946 --> 00:25:45,200 all the odds you overcame, 543 00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:48,206 and you never gave up. 544 00:25:48,207 --> 00:25:51,755 None of you. 545 00:25:51,756 --> 00:25:54,051 My systems never could have accounted for that. 546 00:25:56,515 --> 00:26:00,104 Because it's fucking absurd! 547 00:26:00,105 --> 00:26:01,900 How did you do it? How? 548 00:26:01,901 --> 00:26:05,406 You filthy shaved apes! 549 00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:13,047 We got the gist, right? 550 00:26:13,048 --> 00:26:14,968 No, no! 551 00:26:14,969 --> 00:26:16,805 No! 552 00:26:16,806 --> 00:26:19,101 Oh, no! No! 553 00:26:31,418 --> 00:26:34,214 I died. 554 00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:03,439 Okay. I mean, it's not as bad 555 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,443 - as I expected. - Yeah. 556 00:27:05,444 --> 00:27:07,405 A lot more dead yous than dead us's. 557 00:27:07,406 --> 00:27:10,579 To be fair, a lot of them are mutilated past the point 558 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,541 of recognition, right? 559 00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:15,338 Oh, it's pathetic. 560 00:27:15,339 --> 00:27:18,010 Wolf? What's wrong? 561 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,764 Oh, so it's not so much fun when it's a room full 562 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,684 of dead yous, huh? 563 00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:24,022 Such a waste of talent. 564 00:27:26,152 --> 00:27:27,988 Down on the ground. You have two seconds 565 00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:30,284 to comply starting... 566 00:27:30,285 --> 00:27:31,955 - now. - Uh... 567 00:27:37,216 --> 00:27:38,677 - Who the hell are you people? - You're under arrest 568 00:27:38,678 --> 00:27:41,223 for violating Statute HXB34 569 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,269 of the Santa Clarita County Time Code. 570 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,908 Santa Clarita? 571 00:27:49,264 --> 00:27:53,096 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 40415

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