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[birds chirping]
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[footsteps]
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[playful laughing]
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[no dialogue]
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[dripping sound]
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[heavy breathing, moaning]
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[slow, heavy breathing in sound
design]
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[breathing stops]
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[no dialogue]
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[no audio]
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[heavy breathing]
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Jennifer: You think Ben's gonna
let us take the van into town?
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Cat: Ha, good luck with that.
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Jennifer: Seriously? I can't go
in the woods.
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Cat: I am not pissing or
shitting for three days.
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Oh come on, I thought you ladies
were tougher than that.
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You're gonna let me borrow the
van, right?
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Yes, I'll let you borrow the
van. But you're gonna be missing
out.
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On what?
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On being one with nature.
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Please.
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What, before we had the niceties
of indoor plumbing, that's how
man connected with nature
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by pissing and shitting in the
woods.
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Well, woman is taking man's van
to the nearest porcelain throne
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or else nature will be the only
thing man gets to connect with
this weekend.
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Woman gets what woman wants.
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Damn skippy I do, hmm. And since
it's your birthday you just
might get what you want to!
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Okay.
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Let's go!
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What's up your butt?
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Nothing yet, let's keep it that
way.
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[Indie rock song playing on
radio]
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Cat: I mean you could have at
least checked him out, what if
he was hot?
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I'm not gonna hook up with some
guy in a random bathroom.
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He probably would have slit your
throat.
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Or stuffed it.
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What? Eww.
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You just got out of a
relationship, right?
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Yes, I am back on the market.
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I'm just saying, it may be time
to do a litle whoring around.
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What?
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Are we not talking about that?
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Why did I come?
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Because I asked you to?
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Why did you do that?
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Because you're my friend, and I
need somebody to have fun with
while these two are screwing
each others brains out.
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Yeah so, when does the fun
start?
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How about right now?
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I like it.
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Oooh, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie,
gimmie.
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Yoink!
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[indie rock song plays on the
radio]
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Cat: No water, no electricity.
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Nice one.
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No reception though.
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I think we'll manage.
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Guys it's gonna be awesome, grab
your shit!
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Well now that I know I can pee
in a toilet like a civilized
human, I kinda wish I would've
gotten Ben a birthday present.
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Aww ya know, you just being
here, it's enough for him, but
if you really wanted to get him
something.
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What?
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Scuze me.
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Josh: What is she doing?
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God only knows.
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All right, so there's two
bedrooms in the back.
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Girls in one, guys in one.
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You're not sleeping with Cat?
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Oh I'm gonna sleep with her, I'm
just not gonna 'sleep' with her,
it's some weird promise she made
to her mother.
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Really?
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Ooh, we have a deck!
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So who was he?
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Who?
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The guy.
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Oh that was Mark, he's gonna
come to the party tonight.
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Cat.
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What?
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It's your boyfriend's birthday.
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Yeah!
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So you invited a stranger to
your boyfriend's birthday party?
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So?
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All right, it's none of my
business.
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Josh, you need to loosen up a
little bit.
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Want a little something to get
you in the mood?
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No, not right now, no.
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Ok, but don't you rain on my
parade cake boy!
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So that's your old roomate.
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Yep.
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She's special.
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Yep.
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What's a cake boy?
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[no dialogue]
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Do you want the left, or the
right?
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Uhh...
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Relax man, I'll sleep on the
couch.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, its' not a big deal.
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As long as I can keep my stuff
in here though.
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Yeah, that's fine, not a
problem.
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00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:50,587
Get your trunks on, let's go
swimming.
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00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,881
No, I did not bring trunks.
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Who doesn't bring trunks? Here,
I got a spare pare.
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Thank you.
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00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,847
You're welcome.
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So is it like, a lake?
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Well yeah, it's a nice little
walk from here, not too bad.
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But it's not like, gross or
anything, right?
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No, nice an clean. Come on,
let's go!
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I like the little froggy.
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He's cute.
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You ladies ready?
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Bitch, we've been ready.
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Josh, hurry up!
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What's this?
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What's what?
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Where are the red briefs I
bought you?
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I didn't bring those.
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Go look in the leg of your spare
blue jeans.
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Look at what I'm wearing, look
at what I'm wear-
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I dress sexy for you all the
time, the least you could do is
wear something sexy for me.
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Quid pro quo.
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But on my birthday?
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Your birthday is in jeapordy if
you don't go in there and change
into those briefs.
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Fine.
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Go!
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Get!
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I swear to God, I gotta put a
shock collar on him next.
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Josh, did your ex ever tell you
what to wear.
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All the time?
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No.
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Well-
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You're lucky.
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What's taking so long?
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God.
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I thought we were supposed to be
the slow ones.
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Are you ladies ready to pass
judgment on Josh?
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00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:01,802
Yes!
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Judgement shall be passed!
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00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:12,229
Yes! Woo!
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Josh rocks!
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Very nice.
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00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:17,651
We love Josh!
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00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:20,237
Why does he get to wear trunks,
and I don't?
142
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Because he's nobody's bitch
anymore.
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00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:24,408
Oh, and I am?
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00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:31,707
Yes! You're my bitch!
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00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:39,923
Oh...
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This better be a Hell of a
birthday present.
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Oh, you're gonna love it.
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To the woods!
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Boys first.
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We go first?
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Yeah, you guys go first.
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Why?
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Spiders.
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00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:55,355
Spiders?
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00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:55,898
Yeah!
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I hate spiders.
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I don't care.
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You'll be fine.
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Cat: You have not yet learned,
that is better to just do what I
say, cause that makes everyone
happy.
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Josh: I don't know why we can't
just go to the beach like normal
people.
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Ben: We are going to a beach,
there's a beach at the lake!
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Josh: It's a dirty, gross lake.
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Ben: How do you know? You've
never been there.
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So I have a favor to ask you.
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Yeah?
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It's about Ben's birthday
present.
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Oh yeah, what'd ya get him?
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A faberge egg.
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What?
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No, I'm gonna fuck his brains
out!
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Don't you guys do that like, all
the time?
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00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:44,738
Well yeah, but there's all these
things that he wants to try, and
I'm like, eww.
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So I figured I could do one of
those, or you could help me with
something that would so super
duper awesome, it would totally
blow his mind, and he'd never
forget!
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What are you talking about?
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The three of us.
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Oh my God.
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00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:01,546
What?
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00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,007
I can't believe you just asked
me to be in a three way.
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People do it. It's not weird.
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I can't make out with Ben.
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Why not?
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I can't make out with you!
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Why Not?
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Because I'm just not into that.
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You're not into that.
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Really?
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How do you even know he's into
me?
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Trust me. He is.
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You're serious.
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Mmm Hmm.
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He's your boyfriend.
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Sharing is caring.
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Oh my God.
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You know, we just have to do it
like, you know one time, we'll
take a vow of secrecy.
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On this wild and crazy weekend,
we'll never have to talk about
it again.
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Even just a little bit would be
so awesome. Please, please,
please, please, please think
about it?
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I'll think about it.
198
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Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank
you.
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I didn't say yes!
200
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:58,061
Well thank you for thinking
about it.
201
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Is there anything I couldn't do?
202
00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:06,903
Girl, this is gonna be some fun!
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00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,989
[Josh screams] Cat: Shit!
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00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:12,451
Ah, get it off me, get it off,
get it off, get it off, get it
off get it off!
205
00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:14,077
Would you calm down?
206
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:15,829
Calm down, I don't see anything!
207
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:16,538
What happened?
208
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,414
Is it in my hair?
209
00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,832
No, I don't see anything.
210
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:19,833
Just check, just check it!
211
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,501
What happened?
212
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,712
I don't, uh there's spiders.
213
00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:24,755
Dude, would you calm down, I
don't see anything.
214
00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,381
All that for a spider?
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00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,176
I don't do spiders.
216
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Oh my god, that dance though.
217
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Oh shut up.
218
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,723
You lost your shit.
219
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:39,019
They have eight eyeballs, they
have eight eyeballs, and then
they wrap their prey up.
220
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:43,064
And they suck the juice out of
them, while they're still alive,
okay? So this next one is all
you.
221
00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:45,233
You go first this time, and the
next one is all you.
222
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,611
Okay, okay, okay. I'm just not
sure...
223
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,029
If I'm as good a dancer as you!
224
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Fuck you!
225
00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:50,906
Cause it's a spider!
226
00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:53,575
Oh my god.
227
00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:59,080
I have a strict two eyeball,
four leg, no juice sucking rule.
And if you can't do that, then
we're not friends.
228
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,126
Have you ever read Charlotte's
Web? The babies, they eat the
mother.
229
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They eat her.
230
00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:30,403
Ben: [mock screams]
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[no dialogue]
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Oh my god, it's cold!
233
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Oh it's not so bad.
234
00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:05,772
You'll get used to it.
235
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But seriously, seriously though.
236
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Comfort him.
237
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:14,114
Seriously though, I want to take
a minute, thank you guys all,
for coming out, this is making
my 26th really special.
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I know you're not all the
outdoorsy type, so it means a
lot.
239
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:18,994
Oh, oh.
240
00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:20,745
Aww.
241
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,497
You sure you guys wouldn't have
rather had a romantic getaway
for two?
242
00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,125
I mean, we always have a
romantic getaway for two.
243
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,251
Wherever we are.
244
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:30,964
Mmm hmm.
245
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,174
Kind of like now.
246
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:33,967
Hey third wheel.
247
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,261
Sup fourth wheel?
248
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,095
Come here baby.
249
00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:38,138
Oh yeah?
250
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:39,097
Let's show these kids how to do
it.
251
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:39,973
Let's do it.
252
00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:43,560
Give it to me.
253
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,603
That's intense.
254
00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:45,520
I feel like I'm watching a
movie.
255
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,105
Yeah.
256
00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:48,064
Should we pay a quarter for
this?
257
00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:52,152
Yeah we should.
258
00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:54,154
Oh my god.
259
00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,780
What?
260
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,407
Oh my God.
261
00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:59,534
What?
262
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:00,869
You turned me.
263
00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:01,661
No you turned me!
264
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:03,121
Shut up.
265
00:20:03,121 --> 00:20:04,956
I don't even like the dick
anymore. I hate the dick!
266
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:08,418
I have seen the light and I love
the pussy.
267
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,295
Love the pussy!
268
00:20:10,295 --> 00:20:16,426
I love it so much, that you can
seat me at the pussy buffet, and
let me eat.
269
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:19,596
Praise be brother.
270
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:22,766
Oh no, I'm still gay.
271
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,100
You're a jerk!
272
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,519
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
273
00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,688
That's gross.
274
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:34,069
Get me out of this fucking lake!
275
00:20:34,069 --> 00:22:47,410
[no dialogue]
276
00:22:47,410 --> 00:23:40,463
[no dialogue]
277
00:23:40,463 --> 00:24:45,778
[no dialogue]
278
00:24:45,778 --> 00:25:03,963
[low rumbling]
279
00:25:03,963 --> 00:26:45,273
[no dialogue]
280
00:26:45,273 --> 00:27:17,972
[low rumbling]
281
00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:27,565
Ben!
282
00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:31,611
Cat!
283
00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:34,864
Where are you?
284
00:27:34,864 --> 00:27:39,744
I found something.
285
00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:57,678
Over here!
286
00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:01,557
Look at this.
287
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,601
What is that?
288
00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:05,937
I don't know, but it's gross.
289
00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,147
Ugh, stop playing with it.
290
00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:09,315
Where's Jennifer?
291
00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:11,401
I'm here.
292
00:28:11,401 --> 00:28:13,361
What the hell is that?
293
00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:16,030
I don't know, some goo?
294
00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,281
A bikini?
295
00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:20,034
Nasty.
296
00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:21,494
I don't know.
297
00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:25,623
Let's get back to the cabin, you
guys owe me dinner.
298
00:28:25,623 --> 00:29:44,911
You owe me more.
299
00:29:44,911 --> 00:29:51,542
You know you're doing that
wrong, right?
300
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:52,376
Cat, here ya go.
301
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:54,212
Oh, yay!
302
00:29:54,212 --> 00:29:55,963
Aww.
303
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,465
Josh: That was my fluffy ball!
304
00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:58,758
That one's yours.
305
00:29:58,758 --> 00:29:59,967
Josh: Why is that one mine?
306
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,094
Because I said it's yours.
307
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:06,390
Ben: Who are you to deny a man
his little fluffy balls?
308
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:09,018
Ben: We'll make you one buddy.
309
00:30:09,018 --> 00:30:12,980
Josh: How about you just hand me
the stick, and I'll make my own,
cause I'm really good with
sticks and balls.
310
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:16,567
All right Jennifer, while we're
talking sticks and balls-
311
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:20,404
We've got mallows, and we've got
weiners.
312
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,739
Would you like a weiner?
313
00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,658
No, those are disgusting.
314
00:30:23,658 --> 00:30:26,953
What are you talking about, are
you a terrorist?
315
00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:30,248
They're made out of lips and
assholes, and other animal
parts.
316
00:30:30,248 --> 00:30:34,001
Yeah, but they're American lips,
and assholes, and other animal
parts.
317
00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,920
Yeah, don't be so sure.
318
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,423
Okay, you are either with the
lips and assholes, or you are
against them.
319
00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,259
Now what's it going to be?
320
00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:44,303
Mark: What's this about lips and
assholes, are we at war?
321
00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:46,472
Cat: You came!
322
00:30:46,472 --> 00:30:51,269
Yeah well, there's not a whole
lot to do when the sun goes
down, and you're by yourself.
323
00:30:51,269 --> 00:30:53,688
Everyone this is Mark, I met him
on the road earlier
324
00:30:53,688 --> 00:30:57,775
This is Ben, Jennifer, and Josh.
325
00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:58,526
Hi.
326
00:30:58,526 --> 00:30:59,902
Hey!
327
00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:02,196
I hear it's your birthday. Happy
birthday.
328
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:05,700
Thank you very much. Do you
partake?
329
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,285
No, I'm good, thanks.
330
00:31:07,285 --> 00:31:11,622
Well, it's here if you need it.
And you arrived just in time.
331
00:31:11,622 --> 00:31:13,541
Just in time for what?
332
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,543
Time for games!
333
00:31:15,543 --> 00:31:17,420
No, no games, not yet.
334
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,171
No, no no, Mark just got here,
we gotta get to know him.
335
00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,339
That's the idea.
336
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:22,925
So, Mark, the name of this game
is hot seat.
337
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,511
And Mark, you are in the hot
seat.
338
00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:26,637
Cat, are you with me?
339
00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:29,473
With you.
340
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:33,603
So the rules for hot seat is,
you have to answer all of our
questions as quickly, and as
honestly as possible.
341
00:31:33,603 --> 00:31:35,688
Mark, are you ready to play hot
seat?
342
00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:37,607
Sure, why the hell not?
343
00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:43,904
All right, Mark. First question.
344
00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,574
Have you ever killed a man?
345
00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:47,408
No.
346
00:31:47,408 --> 00:31:49,118
Have you ever been to jail?
347
00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:50,286
No.
348
00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:52,872
Have you ever shit your pants as
a grown man?
349
00:31:52,872 --> 00:31:54,332
No.
350
00:31:54,332 --> 00:31:56,167
Are you sure, you've never shit
your pants as a grown man?
351
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,960
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
352
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,087
Do you do any illegal drugs?
353
00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,380
Technically.
354
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,632
Did you bring any?
355
00:32:02,632 --> 00:32:04,050
Yes.
356
00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:06,510
Would you be willing to share
with the entire class?
357
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,805
Sure.
358
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,932
Mark have you ever brought a
woman to orgasm?
359
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,351
Yes.
360
00:32:13,351 --> 00:32:16,812
Have you ever brought a woman to
triple orgasm?
361
00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:18,981
I'm gonna need an answer Mark.
362
00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:22,234
I can neither confirm, or deny.
363
00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:25,696
Have you ever put a fruit or
vegetable up your butt?
364
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:31,077
What?
365
00:32:31,077 --> 00:32:33,579
No!
366
00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:38,334
Mark are you lying to Cat about
whether or not you have ever put
a fruit or a vegetable up your
rectum?
367
00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:39,794
Maybe.
368
00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,128
Was it a zucchini?
369
00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,254
God no!
370
00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:43,422
A banana?
371
00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:44,298
No.
372
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:45,591
Was it a Kumquat?
373
00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:48,302
Next question, please.
374
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:58,229
All right Mark, this is the
final question in the hot seat,
so for all the marbles, can I
get a drum roll Josh?
375
00:32:58,229 --> 00:32:59,939
Mark!
376
00:32:59,939 --> 00:33:02,566
Beatles or Elvis?
377
00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,652
Elvis, final answer.
378
00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:06,487
I feel like I know Mark.
379
00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:08,614
Now that we've terrified you.
380
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,408
No, no, it's totally fine.
381
00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:13,244
I wanna know what fruit he put
up his butt.
382
00:33:13,244 --> 00:33:16,872
All right, all right, you were
right.
383
00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,374
It was a banana.
384
00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:20,626
He lied, he lied!
385
00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,253
Umm, what's the penalty for
lying?
386
00:33:22,253 --> 00:33:25,256
Well, the penalty is, you have
to go first in truth or dare.
387
00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:28,801
So if I go first, I'm the one
that asks someone else truth or
dare.
388
00:33:28,801 --> 00:33:30,886
Yeah, it's not much of a
penalty.
389
00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:34,098
Okay, uh, Jennifer.
390
00:33:34,098 --> 00:33:36,392
Oh no.
391
00:33:36,392 --> 00:33:38,352
Truth, or dare?
392
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,562
Oh shit.
393
00:33:39,562 --> 00:33:42,565
Ah, nope Jennifer.
394
00:33:42,565 --> 00:33:44,650
We've been over this before.
395
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,944
The options are truth or dare.
396
00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:53,784
The options aren't truth, dare,
or shit.
397
00:33:53,784 --> 00:33:55,703
Truth.
398
00:33:55,703 --> 00:34:00,958
Okay, umm, I guess I'm supposed
to make this one a dirty one,
huh?
399
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,585
Bring it.
400
00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:12,094
Okay, was your first sexual
experience a good one, or a bad
one?
401
00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:15,014
I'm gonna go with, bad.
402
00:34:15,014 --> 00:34:16,015
Next.
403
00:34:16,015 --> 00:34:16,974
Details, details.
404
00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:18,309
Boo!
405
00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:21,729
Details.
406
00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:26,066
Well, I mean, we were fifteen.
407
00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:30,654
And he just, didn't know what he
was doing, right? He just didnt.
408
00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:36,827
What was his name?
409
00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:38,996
Roger.
410
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,082
Josh: That's where you went
wrong.
411
00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:43,918
His name was Roger? Who's
grandfather was he?
412
00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:48,297
And Roger was a nice boy, but I
don't care how nice a fifteen
year old boy is.
413
00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,801
When you guys are horny at that
age, you're all the same.
414
00:34:51,801 --> 00:34:53,636
You're like dogs.
415
00:34:53,636 --> 00:34:54,929
We are very excitable.
416
00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:55,554
Yeah.
417
00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:56,472
Tell me about it.
418
00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:58,557
Roger was in before I knew it.
419
00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:01,519
And I told him to go slow, and
easy, and he was like-
420
00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:10,277
Oh baby, it's my first time too.
And I promise I'll make it good
for you.
421
00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:13,906
I mean I told him to slow down
and take it easy, but-
422
00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:19,078
That horny little fucker
jackhammered me for about twenty
whole seconds, until it was all
over.
423
00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:22,832
The only thing I got out of that
experience was a split hymen.
424
00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:27,211
You know, the doctor says that I
split my hymen in P.E. that time
when I was playing volleyball
and I did the splits-
425
00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:30,005
Baby, baby, baby.
426
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:34,009
Wait your turn.
427
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:37,638
I know you love that story, but
it's not your turn.
428
00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:40,349
Anyway, it was awkward.
429
00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:44,895
And he was like a robot the
whole time we were doing it.
430
00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,356
And he lost interest in me
immediately afterwards.
431
00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:49,525
Aww.
432
00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:53,654
Don't give me sympathy mother
fucker, truth or dare.
433
00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:54,196
Me?
434
00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:55,698
Yeah, you!
435
00:35:55,698 --> 00:35:59,118
Oh uh, truth.
436
00:35:59,118 --> 00:36:01,120
Cat: Ya'll are pussies!
437
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,622
Josh: Jesus Christ!
438
00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:06,000
Ben: Your turn will come.
439
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,920
Josh: Yeah, just calm down over
there, P.E.
440
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:15,509
All right, right back at ya.
What was your most embarrassing
sexual experience?
441
00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:20,598
Wait, wait, wait. Are we
counting the bathroom today?
442
00:36:20,598 --> 00:36:21,932
Old man glory hole?
443
00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,226
Shut up.
444
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,687
Shut up, I'm never gonna live
that down.
445
00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:30,941
Uh no, it would probably be, no
it's with my friend Jude.
446
00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:33,611
Hey.
447
00:36:33,611 --> 00:36:35,946
Shut up.
448
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:43,037
Uh, we were in high school
together. He came over one day,
we were hanging out, and you
know.
449
00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:51,128
Things were going good, and I
thought things were kinda
leading to fellatio.
450
00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,464
Who says fellatio?
451
00:36:53,464 --> 00:36:55,799
I'm very proper.
452
00:36:55,799 --> 00:37:02,181
So you know, I thought, well I
took a bathroom break, and I
went and I cleaned up, as you
do.
453
00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:09,813
I came back, and low and behold,
one thing led to another and he
went down on me.
454
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:18,781
And immediately jumped back up,
spitting, and said, your dick
tastes like soap.
455
00:37:18,781 --> 00:37:20,783
Aww, babys first blow job.
456
00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:22,785
Thank you for laughing at my
pain.
457
00:37:22,785 --> 00:37:28,499
You, if you learned anything,
you just should have left it in
it's natural juices.
458
00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:30,209
Captain soap dick!
459
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:32,252
All right, so Cat-
460
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:33,170
Dare! Dare me!
461
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,004
Oh my god.
462
00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,089
Dare me.
463
00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:36,090
I knew you were going to say
that.
464
00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:37,091
Why would you do this?
465
00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,301
You would totally say that.
466
00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:42,846
Oh my god, this is hard because
there's nothing you won't do.
467
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,808
Um, dare me to sit on someone's
face.
468
00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:46,976
Dare me to sit on his face!
469
00:37:46,976 --> 00:37:50,270
Okay, Cat, I dare you to sit on
Ben's face.
470
00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:52,940
Yay, I'm gonna sit on your face!
I have to do it, I have to.
471
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,525
This is my birthday!
472
00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,151
I know, and for your birthday,
I'm just gonna sit on your face.
473
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,070
I have to, it's a dare! It's a
dare!
474
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:58,737
No!
475
00:37:58,737 --> 00:37:59,989
Don't you pinch me!
476
00:37:59,989 --> 00:38:01,198
I'm gonna fucking pinch you if I
fucking want to!
477
00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:02,074
Stop, no!
478
00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:02,866
Just let me sit on your face!
479
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:03,826
I'm gonna sit on your face!
480
00:38:03,826 --> 00:38:05,744
No, no no!
481
00:38:05,744 --> 00:38:07,246
Yes!
482
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,747
Stop, that tickles.
483
00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:10,332
I want to sit on your face, I
want to sit on your face.
484
00:38:10,332 --> 00:38:12,459
All right.
485
00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:15,879
You can sit on my face, but you
have to do something nice for me
later.
486
00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:18,590
Of course I'm gonna do something
nice for you later.
487
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:21,010
All right, fine. Get it over
with.
488
00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:23,512
Yes! Yes!
489
00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:24,805
I'm gonna put my butt on your
face!
490
00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:26,306
All right.
491
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,182
Let me hold my breath.
492
00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:27,850
All right.
493
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:29,226
Josh: Three! Two!
494
00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:30,394
Josh: One!
495
00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:33,564
Josh: Contact!
496
00:38:33,564 --> 00:38:36,442
I'm sitting on your face, I'm
sitting on your face.
497
00:38:36,442 --> 00:38:37,860
All right, you can get off me
now.
498
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:41,864
Don't move!
499
00:38:41,864 --> 00:38:45,576
[playful squealing]
500
00:38:45,576 --> 00:38:46,952
Don't put me in the fire, don't
let him put me in the fire,
don't put me in the fire!
501
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:48,328
Fine, fine fine, sit down.
502
00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,663
Cat: In your face!
503
00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,875
Her other lips are sweaty too.
504
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:56,336
And they're on your face!
505
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,964
So, Cat. It is your turn to ask
a question.
506
00:38:58,964 --> 00:39:00,299
All right.
507
00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:05,721
Ummm, Mark. Truth or dare?
508
00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,223
Challenge accepted. I'm gonna
say dare.
509
00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:13,604
Oooh!
510
00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,731
Mark.
511
00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:18,484
I dare you.
512
00:39:18,484 --> 00:39:29,036
To kiss the person you find here
most sexually attractive on the
lips, for at least five
seconds.
513
00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,288
Oh wow, a whole five seconds!
514
00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,374
A whole five seconds.
515
00:39:33,374 --> 00:39:38,337
I'm right here, it's fine, it's
okay.
516
00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:45,677
Hey I am comfortable in my
heterosexuality, so if you need
to kiss me, you go ahead and
plant one right there.
517
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:49,473
Cat: Awww, Jennifer's gonna get
some!
518
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:52,726
Josh: Say hi to Roger!
519
00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:59,274
Cat: Oh, oh!
520
00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,652
You gonna stand up or what?
521
00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:27,386
Yes.
522
00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:29,304
I think that's a little more
than five seconds.
523
00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:34,560
Cat: Hmmm, no, shoosh, shut up.
524
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,273
Guys I mean, come on, get a
room, or a tent, or something.
525
00:40:39,273 --> 00:40:43,694
This could be a round in a game,
or this could go all night, if
you want.
526
00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:45,696
It's your call.
527
00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:47,114
Cool?
528
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,490
Cool.
529
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:57,166
Cool.
530
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,792
That just happened.
531
00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:01,545
Yeah it did!
532
00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:05,632
Cat: Well I guess that's the end
of truth or dare.
533
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:10,053
That's why, we have our own way
to make things fun.
534
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,681
Yes we do.
535
00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:19,813
And it will be much easier to do
that, with-
536
00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:21,148
This.
537
00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:23,275
Mmm hmm, one for you.
538
00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,401
I thank you.
539
00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:37,289
You're welcome.
540
00:41:37,289 --> 00:41:43,504
Now Jennifer and I are going to
go in the house and get your
birthday present ready.
541
00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:45,797
All right.
542
00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:48,967
We'll be right back!
543
00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:57,935
Okay.
544
00:41:57,935 --> 00:42:41,228
[heavy breathing in sound
design]
545
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:55,450
Are you ready?
546
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:59,746
Yeah, I'm, I'm ready.
547
00:42:59,746 --> 00:43:01,498
Close your eyes.
548
00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:06,503
Okay.
549
00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,339
Keep them closed.
550
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:15,178
They're closed.
551
00:43:15,178 --> 00:43:21,351
Okay you can open them.
552
00:43:21,351 --> 00:43:24,688
You got me, you?
553
00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:31,361
Well, us.
554
00:43:31,361 --> 00:43:36,450
You know how most guys fantasize
about being with two girls at
the same time?
555
00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:39,453
Well yeah, I mean what guy
doesn't?
556
00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:46,793
Well tonight, you get to be that
guy.
557
00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:49,129
Seriously?
558
00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:58,263
Seriously.
559
00:43:58,263 --> 00:44:01,058
Josh: So they say eight months
is a long time for two guys to
be together.
560
00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:04,770
I don't know, I guess he just
thought it was time. I don't
know.
561
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,105
Mark: Did you ever think we
weren't meant to be monogamous?
562
00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:08,065
Well-
563
00:44:08,065 --> 00:44:11,610
Well nothing, it's not natural.
564
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,613
It's an unfair expectation we
put on ourselves.
565
00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,324
I don't know there's some
comfort in a relationship.
566
00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:21,078
Yeah, but there's a fine line
between comfort, and
suffocation.
567
00:44:21,078 --> 00:44:23,789
Yeah, sounds like somebody has
been through some terrible
relationships.
568
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:30,045
Not really, I just know a lot of
miserable people who are stuck
in relationships they don't want
to be in anymore.
569
00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,798
Maybe there's such a thing as
serial monogamy.
570
00:44:32,798 --> 00:44:36,176
All right, there ya go! Like
monkeys.
571
00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:37,469
Monkeys?
572
00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:40,847
Yeah! I saw this documentary on
monkeys one time.
573
00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:47,020
They've sort of got the
monogamous thing going on, but
they also just kind of mess
around with the whole tribe.
574
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:52,609
You know young, old, gay,
straight, monkeys just go with
the flow and have a good time
apparently.
575
00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:57,239
Hmm, I also watched a video of a
monkey masturbating with a frog.
576
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,492
He just picked that live little
thing up, put it's mouth right
on it's dick.
577
00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,661
And just murdered that thing!
578
00:45:02,661 --> 00:45:04,704
Oh wow.
579
00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:07,207
Yeah, so I don't know if we
should aspire to the social
politics of monkeys.
580
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,334
I don't know.
581
00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:11,294
Could be fun.
582
00:45:11,294 --> 00:45:13,213
So which do you want to be?
583
00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,549
The monkey or the frog?
584
00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:16,216
Here?
585
00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:19,720
Yeah! Sure, why not?
586
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:27,436
Come on, you do not want to be
ninety years old, lying on your
deathbed, remembering the time
you were alone in the woods with
a guy you barely know.
587
00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:34,276
And you could've played monkey
and the frog, but you didn't,
and-
588
00:45:34,276 --> 00:46:09,102
Ribbit.
589
00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:12,022
Wow, all this for me?
590
00:46:12,022 --> 00:46:37,047
Uh huh, but before you get it
all, you gotta do a little
something for us first.
591
00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:46,139
[heavy breathing]
592
00:46:46,139 --> 00:47:02,405
[snorting]
593
00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:04,241
Wait, stop, stop.
594
00:47:04,241 --> 00:47:05,867
Why?
595
00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:08,245
Because I don't want to finish
yet.
596
00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:09,371
It's my turn.
597
00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:20,840
Okay.
598
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,551
Tastes like soap.
599
00:47:22,551 --> 00:47:24,052
That's very funny.
600
00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:27,931
Now wash your mouth out with it.
601
00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:31,810
[heavy breathing]
602
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:35,522
[gasps]
603
00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:38,483
Oh, relax.
604
00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,277
She was-
605
00:47:40,277 --> 00:47:43,989
No, no, no, you're just high,
it's okay just come on down.
606
00:47:43,989 --> 00:47:47,742
Just lie back.
607
00:47:47,742 --> 00:48:07,596
Let us take care of you, and
just enjoy the show, okay?
608
00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:08,888
You cool?
609
00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:15,145
Yeah.
610
00:48:15,145 --> 00:48:24,404
[wet kissing sounds]
611
00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:27,616
You know this trip turned out a
lot more interesting than I
thought it was going to.
612
00:48:27,616 --> 00:48:29,534
Yeah?
613
00:48:29,534 --> 00:48:38,918
Yeah. I thought I was going to
be the fifth wheel, but instead,
I'm the frog.
614
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:42,964
Blame these woods man.
615
00:48:42,964 --> 00:48:45,175
I've been horny ever since I got
here.
616
00:48:45,175 --> 00:49:02,734
Prove it.
617
00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:31,763
[slimy, slithering sound]
618
00:49:31,763 --> 00:50:11,010
[Cat begins gagging, struggling]
619
00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:29,070
[In a strange voice] Won't you
let us in?
620
00:50:29,070 --> 00:50:42,500
[heavy breathing]
621
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,671
Aren't you gonna look at me?
622
00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:50,383
Hey!
623
00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,343
Good.
624
00:50:52,343 --> 00:51:07,942
It's better when you're awake.
625
00:51:07,942 --> 00:51:28,296
[heavy breathing]
626
00:51:28,296 --> 00:51:43,853
[breathing normalizes]
627
00:51:43,853 --> 00:52:12,382
[no dialogue]
628
00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:56,801
[no dialogue]
629
00:52:56,801 --> 00:53:28,791
[sound of something emerging
from the water]
630
00:53:28,791 --> 00:54:00,198
[birds chirping]
631
00:54:00,198 --> 00:54:14,629
Mark?
632
00:54:14,629 --> 00:54:30,645
Mark!
633
00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:45,868
Hey!
634
00:54:45,868 --> 00:55:26,826
Hello?
635
00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:37,628
Hello?
636
00:55:37,628 --> 00:56:25,927
Anybody?
637
00:56:25,927 --> 00:57:33,369
[heavy breathing in sound
design]
638
00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:37,498
It's as sweet as mother's milk.
639
00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:40,126
And as nourishing.
640
00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:44,755
Drink.
641
00:57:44,755 --> 00:57:47,091
Where is everyone else?
642
00:57:47,091 --> 00:57:49,677
Around.
643
00:57:49,677 --> 00:57:53,181
Why are you wearing a bed sheet
in the middle of the woods?
644
00:57:53,181 --> 00:57:56,976
Night never really has to end
Josh.
645
00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:59,020
What does that mean?
646
00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:02,565
It means you don't have to go
back to your boring old life.
647
00:58:02,565 --> 00:58:05,568
You never have to be alone
again.
648
00:58:05,568 --> 00:58:11,365
All you have to do is drink.
649
00:58:11,365 --> 00:58:39,101
I don't want to.
650
00:58:39,101 --> 00:58:43,564
Drink.
651
00:58:43,564 --> 00:58:44,649
What are you doing?
652
00:58:44,649 --> 00:58:46,108
Drink!
653
00:58:46,108 --> 00:58:47,568
What is wrong with you?
654
00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:48,694
It will purify you.
655
00:58:48,694 --> 00:58:50,530
For what?
656
00:58:50,530 --> 00:59:35,491
You will drink.
657
00:59:35,491 --> 00:59:47,044
[grunting, moaning]
658
00:59:47,044 --> 01:00:12,737
[sounds of wilderness in sound
design]
659
01:00:12,737 --> 01:00:14,572
Josh, what's wrong?
660
01:00:14,572 --> 01:00:17,825
What's wrong? What the hell was
that back there? Where's Mark?
661
01:00:17,825 --> 01:00:20,620
He went back to his place. We
were just having a good time.
662
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:22,913
A good time? That didn't look
like a good time to me.
663
01:00:22,913 --> 01:00:25,499
Since when do you act like that?
664
01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:28,502
Don't be such a prude.
665
01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:30,171
Why were you choking him?
666
01:00:30,171 --> 01:00:33,424
Because he asked me to?
667
01:00:33,424 --> 01:00:35,343
Just get away from the van.
668
01:00:35,343 --> 01:00:38,137
Josh, this is all just a big
misunderstanding, all right? Why
don't you just-
669
01:00:38,137 --> 01:00:41,057
I'm not, I'm not talking to you
okay? You fucking attacked me.
670
01:00:41,057 --> 01:00:41,766
What?
671
01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:42,767
You kicked me!
672
01:00:42,767 --> 01:00:43,893
I did not!
673
01:00:43,893 --> 01:00:45,478
Josh it's just the acid.
674
01:00:45,478 --> 01:00:47,438
I didn't take any acid bitch.
675
01:00:47,438 --> 01:00:50,608
Well it's something, you're
acting crazy.
676
01:00:50,608 --> 01:00:53,444
These woods are fucking crazy.
677
01:00:53,444 --> 01:01:10,753
Josh, will you just give me my
keys?
678
01:01:10,753 --> 01:01:15,633
Mark?
679
01:01:15,633 --> 01:01:20,763
Mark?
680
01:01:20,763 --> 01:01:22,390
What's the matter with you?
681
01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:23,349
Let go!
682
01:01:23,349 --> 01:01:24,767
Let go!
683
01:01:24,767 --> 01:01:30,022
[spitting]
684
01:01:30,022 --> 01:01:36,445
[wretching]
685
01:01:36,445 --> 01:01:38,906
Ben: It's going to be okay.
686
01:01:38,906 --> 01:02:25,077
Ben: You're going to love it.
687
01:02:25,077 --> 01:02:33,294
None of this will matter when
you drink.
688
01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:37,131
Nothing will ever matter again.
689
01:02:37,131 --> 01:04:25,906
Drink.
690
01:04:25,906 --> 01:04:28,868
It wants you, Josh.
691
01:04:28,868 --> 01:04:33,956
It wants us all...
692
01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:55,811
...back.
693
01:04:55,811 --> 01:05:03,402
It's ready for us.
694
01:05:03,402 --> 01:06:02,378
[no dialogue]
695
01:06:02,378 --> 01:07:25,794
You'll be home soon.
696
01:07:25,794 --> 01:08:25,646
[sound of something coming out
of the water]
697
01:08:25,646 --> 01:08:44,164
[deep cooing, moaning sound]
698
01:08:44,164 --> 01:08:51,255
[low grumbling]
699
01:08:51,255 --> 01:09:12,609
[deep purring]
700
01:09:12,609 --> 01:09:34,339
[cooing, soft whistling]
701
01:09:34,339 --> 01:10:05,412
[purring]
702
01:10:05,412 --> 01:13:28,365
[no dialogue]
703
01:13:28,365 --> 01:13:46,424
Oh, I don't do spiders. Oh my
god.
704
01:13:46,424 --> 01:17:23,433
[sounds of nature slowly fading
in]
705
01:17:23,433 --> 01:17:25,433
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