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Previously on Awkward...
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- Matty, I didn't get into SCU.
- I'm sorry.
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Why did you go out with me?
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Because you're Matty McKibben.
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Apparently that's not
good enough for Gabby.
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She just wants to take
things a little slow.
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Not everyone can move as fast as I can.
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Which I respect.
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Some things are just worth waiting for.
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[California I Follow by Corsica Arts Club]
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Is that the mail?
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The mail's here?
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I should be getting an
envelope from Lockard.
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Squirrel.
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Don't worry, mom.
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Should be hearing any day now.
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A girl in my English
class found out yesterday.
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Yeah, I...
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Ordered a gift for your dad.
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Oh, crap, gift.
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Sometimes I can't
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It was Matty's birthday, 18.
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Technically, he was an adult,
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and I was taking a page out
of the adult handbook myself.
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The fact that he had a girlfriend
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didn't mean I couldn't still be his friend.
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Happy Birthday.
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Aw, a cupcake. My favorite.
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That's so nice, Jenna. Thank you.
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Yeah, it's chocolate.
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Okay, you know I love...
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I don't know, but I've been told...
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All: Someone here is getting old.
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It's Matty's special day today.
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All: This is what we want to say.
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Happy Birthday.
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Hap-Happy Birthday, yeah.
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[All cheering]
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Thank you.
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My gosh.
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- Yay.
- Yes.
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Baking for her man seemed
a little '50s to me.
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But I had to give Gabby props.
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It was sweet, if a little predictable.
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Lakers tickets? Holy [Bleep].
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Turns out I was the predictable one,
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rooting for Gabby's gesture to fall flat.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So Mary took up with
the king as his mistress,
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but Anne Boleyn lay in wait,
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knowing the long game
took patience and cunning.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, Matthew McKibben,
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you're wanted in the Principal's office.
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All: Ooh.
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Sir Thomas Wyatt's love for Anne Boleyn
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was obvious in his poetry.
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He was long thought to have
had an affair with her...
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Your surprise was so cool, Gab.
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You're, like, the best girlfriend ever.
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Gabby may have been Matty's
best girlfriend ever,
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but I was determined to
be his best friend ever,
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and that meant being polite to Gabby.
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It was really cool, Gabby.
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He loved it.
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Aw, thanks.
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Oh, hey, I'm throwing a little
surprise party for Matty later.
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You should come.
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Gabby was clearly just playing nice.
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She didn't want me to be there
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any more than I wanted to be there.
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Well, I was not going to
be railroaded into that.
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Tonight?
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I-I have plans.
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Oh, no, totally.
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I get it if you're not comfortable.
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Wait, what had just happened?
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Suddenly I wasn't feeling railroaded
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so much as high-roaded.
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Welcome to adulthood, man!
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Your ass is mine!
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Okay, Slunterdogs, we need
a new routine for regionals.
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With Lissa being suspended
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for tripping her technicolor dreamcoat off
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at the Valentine's Dance,
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I'm reclaiming my stolen captaincy.
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So, everyone, get ready
to learn a new cheer.
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U-g-l-y.
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You ain't got no alibi. You ug...
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We didn't vote you in
charge, Sadist Saxton.
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And that cheer is mean.
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We are cheerleaders, not jeer leaders.
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You are like a chihuahua on study buddies.
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Do you ever shut up?
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You are like a bossy bulldog.
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Do you ever let go?
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Aah!
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- That is it, ginger-vitis.
- [Screams]
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Who are you calling a ginger,
perma-bitch face?
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[Both shouting]
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Now, look, I love a girl fight
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just as much as the next youtuber,
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but you two are seniors.
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You have to set an example.
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I was trying to.
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With Lissa gone, I'm in charge.
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Says who? I'm Class President.
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I should make all leadership decisions.
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Both of you shut it.
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I am the master of your fates
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and the captain of your souls,
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and I say you work together.
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Huh?
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[R&B music]
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[Plane whooshing]
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Are we near an airport?
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[Chuckling] Probably.
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Surprise!
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Oh yeah
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Huh?
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No way. How did you get us in here?
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18 and over.
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We're both legal now.
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How cool is this?
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Sweet.
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And sour.
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They have a hot food buffet.
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[Bell rings]
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Choke me out with a cheer stick.
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I have to team up with Sadie.
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I can get along with
anyone except mean girls.
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They're just another level of suck.
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The key is to not show fear.
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Sadie can smell it on you like bad...
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Britney Jean perfume?
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It was on sale.
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For a reason.
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But you know what's worse than mean girls?
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Fake nice ones.
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Apparently Gabby is
having a party for Matty,
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a surprise party, and she invited me.
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Obviously I'm not going.
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- Um, are you kidding?
- No.
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Jenna, Gabby just threw down the gauntlet.
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By inviting you, she's saying,
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"I'm so secure in my
relationship with Matty,
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I can be friends with his ex."
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It's a power move.
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It's chick chicken.
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The first one to flinch loses.
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If you don't go, she wins.
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Was Tamara right?
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Was Gabby's invitation
all about intimidation?
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If she expected me to decline,
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then my only move was to accept.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Hey, Gabby.
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So my plans tonight got cancelled,
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and I can definitely come to the party.
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Yay.
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Oh, that's great, Jen.
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And, hey, the more the merrier.
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You're so not a Jen.
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I think abbreviating names
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is in the intimidation nation's bylaws.
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How was that for a power move?
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I'll be in and out in ten. I win.
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Hey, Jen, how about you stop
by Matty's house after school
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and help me set up?
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That would give us some time
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to really get to know each other.
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Later.
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Just when I thought I'd hit an easy volley,
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Gabby upped her game.
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By the time I got to Matty's,
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I had psyched myself up
to face off with Gabby.
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She may have had a full
ride to Stanford for tennis,
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but I could handle a
friendly singles match.
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[Doorbell dings]
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Hey!
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I hadn't bargained for the whole team.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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This is frickin' sweet.
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We'd be in math class right now.
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Turn down for what?
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- You're 18.
- Yeah.
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You know what that means.
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Actually, no.
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Well, you can vote.
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Next election's in two years.
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You can buy a lotto ticket.
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They card you for those?
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You can smoke cigarettes.
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Oh, but don't, 'cause you could die.
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You can join the army. Ooh.
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God, I guess turning 18
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is all about being allowed to
do things that could kill you.
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Actually, there is one thing I can do now
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that's pretty cool.
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Oh, yeah? What?
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I can find out who my birth parents are.
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I filled out a form a few weeks ago.
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Once I turn 18, I'm eligible to know.
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- Wow, that's intense.
- Happy Birthday.
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It's no lemonade, but Father
Sheridan sure likes it.
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God bless.
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Little...
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Mm, perfect placement.
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We make a great team.
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Totally.
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Gabby was a fierce
competitor, but I could be too.
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I was gonna be so
[Bleep] friendly, it hurt.
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Now, soundtrack... I
was thinking Bruno Mars,
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because that's what was on the radio
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on our first date... What do you think?
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Matty's favorite band was Bastille,
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but I didn't want to seem like
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I was trying to prove I knew him better.
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What was the play here?
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I think that...
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I think that you should
do what you think, Gab.
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I mean, you are his girlfriend.
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I think if Bruno Mars is sentimental,
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then Matty will love it.
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Cool, thanks.
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Yikes, hummus.
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If Gabby served that, she'd double fault.
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And I wasn't just playing nice with her.
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If I was really Matty's friend,
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I'd help Gabby give
him the party he'd love.
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I have to tell you, Matty hates hummus.
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It reminds him of cat puke.
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Uh, thank you, Jenna.
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You're a lifesaver.
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Vanessa, hide the hummus.
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Forget the hummus.
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I had texted Jake to
get Matty here by 6:30,
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and he just wrote back,
"wasted," with three emojis.
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Two lightning bolts and a bathtub?
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Oh, my God, they're drunk.
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They're gonna miss the whole party.
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I still need to get some other dip.
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And who's gonna pick them up?
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Relax, I'm texting Tamara right now.
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She will pick up Matty and Jake.
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I'll grab some guacamole,
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and I'll steal a bottle
of that Tequila Matty likes
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from my parents.
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You got nothing to worry about, Gab.
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When it came to playing
nice, I had just aced Gabby.
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Game, set, match.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Great form, guys.
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Now, for this next part, I was thinking,
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"yay, yay, what a day.
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Don't matter if we win,
as long as we play."
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That cheer is lame.
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You're being too nice,
strawberry short bus.
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I can do a meaner cheer,
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just not "u-g-l-y."
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[Gasps] I've got it.
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N-o-t a-t-t-r-a-c-t-i-v-e.
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Not attractive!
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- Not, not attractive!
- It is no use!
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I'm a bulldog, and you're a chihuahua.
266
00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,443
[Cell phone chimes]
267
00:09:33,445 --> 00:09:35,010
We were never meant to play nice.
268
00:09:35,012 --> 00:09:37,513
Whoa, I have to pick up Jake
and Matty at a strip club?
269
00:09:37,515 --> 00:09:40,148
I'm not going by myself.
270
00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,516
I need a bulldog.
271
00:09:41,518 --> 00:09:44,653
[Paris by Magic Man]
272
00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:48,256
Jetlag, been in a state of disaster
273
00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:49,858
ever since I left you
274
00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:54,597
the last time I saw
you just fade away
275
00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:58,366
now I get lost
tracing my steps back
276
00:09:58,368 --> 00:10:00,068
The big envelope.
277
00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,536
Everyone knew what that meant.
278
00:10:01,538 --> 00:10:03,572
I'd wait until after
Matty's party to open it
279
00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:05,407
and savor all the details.
280
00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:08,276
But it sure felt good to
finally be able to say...
281
00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:10,512
I got in! I got in!
282
00:10:10,514 --> 00:10:12,379
I can't believe we can't get in.
283
00:10:12,381 --> 00:10:13,748
Nice try, though...
284
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,050
Shakira.
285
00:10:16,052 --> 00:10:18,385
These hips don't lie.
286
00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:21,623
But I do.
287
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:23,625
Come on.
288
00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,593
Just so we're clear,
I'm doing this for Matty,
289
00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:27,128
because I wouldn't let him miss his party.
290
00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:29,430
I would never go to these
lengths for anyone else,
291
00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:30,864
especially not you.
292
00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:32,699
Well, I'm doing this for Jenna.
293
00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,002
We just made it through a minor
rough patch in our friendship,
294
00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:37,138
and it's important for me
to pull through for her.
295
00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,639
Names.
296
00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:40,641
I'm Chi-chi Wa-wa, and
this is Sadie Saxton.
297
00:10:40,643 --> 00:10:41,942
Don't use my real name!
298
00:10:41,944 --> 00:10:43,244
Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.
299
00:10:43,246 --> 00:10:44,711
Okay, lockers are there.
300
00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:47,147
Disposable razors and
baby wipes on the counter.
301
00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:49,282
Let's just go get them.
302
00:10:49,284 --> 00:10:51,484
No. Stage is that way.
303
00:10:51,486 --> 00:10:53,553
We're just here to get some guys.
304
00:10:53,555 --> 00:10:55,656
Aren't we all, sweetie?
305
00:10:55,658 --> 00:10:58,792
Come on, you two up next.
306
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:03,950
There she is.
307
00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:04,951
Yeah!
308
00:11:04,953 --> 00:11:06,185
Oh, man, I got to pee so bad,
309
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,953
but I don't think I can stand up.
310
00:11:07,955 --> 00:11:09,188
Yeah, what's in these?
311
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,557
[Cheers and applause]
312
00:11:14,061 --> 00:11:15,494
That looks like...
313
00:11:15,496 --> 00:11:16,762
Both: Tamara and Sadie.
314
00:11:16,764 --> 00:11:17,996
Whoo, let's go!
315
00:11:17,998 --> 00:11:19,198
Take it off!
316
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,732
You take it off.
317
00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:21,934
- Hoo!
- Hoo!
318
00:11:21,936 --> 00:11:24,369
[Laughing]
319
00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:25,938
[Dance music]
320
00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:29,641
[Men whooping and whistling]
321
00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:34,145
322
00:11:34,147 --> 00:11:35,981
Yay, yay, what a day.
323
00:11:35,983 --> 00:11:38,717
Five, six, seven, eight.
324
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:42,087
[Men whooping]
325
00:11:42,089 --> 00:11:44,589
Doesn't matter if you
win, as long as you play.
326
00:11:44,591 --> 00:11:45,823
Take it off.
327
00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:47,559
Yeah, baby.
328
00:11:47,561 --> 00:11:49,026
Whoo!
329
00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:50,995
My eyes. Gouge out my eyes!
330
00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:54,832
This can't be happening.
331
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,867
Let's go, boys.
332
00:11:56,869 --> 00:11:59,036
Mm. Let's go, girls.
333
00:11:59,038 --> 00:12:00,638
Seriously, you're coming with us.
334
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,639
No, no. No touching.
335
00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:02,640
They said no touching.
336
00:12:02,642 --> 00:12:03,975
No, dummy.
337
00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:04,942
Gabby is throwing you a surprise party,
338
00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:05,977
and you're missing it.
339
00:12:05,979 --> 00:12:08,045
Oh, okay.
340
00:12:08,047 --> 00:12:11,315
Let me see you move
341
00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:12,083
342
00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:13,683
let me see you move
343
00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:16,086
[party chatter]
344
00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:17,854
Tamara said they'll be here any minute.
345
00:12:17,856 --> 00:12:19,523
Everybody hide. Matty's coming.
346
00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:22,192
Everybody hide, hide.
347
00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:26,763
[Exhales]
348
00:12:26,765 --> 00:12:29,966
Girl, thank you so much.
349
00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:31,334
I have to admit,
350
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,236
I was kind of nervous to ask you for help,
351
00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:35,138
but I'm glad I did.
352
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:36,372
Nervous? Why?
353
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:37,841
[Chuckles]
354
00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:41,945
Because I was afraid you'd
think my party ideas were lame.
355
00:12:41,947 --> 00:12:43,947
You're creative and alternative.
356
00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:48,083
I'm, like, straight and boring.
357
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:49,818
Gabby, you're not boring.
358
00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,521
If anything, you're intimidating.
359
00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:54,757
I'm intimidating?
360
00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:56,225
Matty really respects you
361
00:12:56,227 --> 00:12:58,327
and likes you as a person.
362
00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:00,563
That's a lot to take on in somebody's ex.
363
00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:02,965
But I'm glad we're hanging out,
364
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:05,934
because I like you, Jenna.
365
00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:07,036
I genuinely do.
366
00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,403
Validation was coming
367
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:10,873
from all sorts of unexpected places today.
368
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,075
First Lockard and now Gabby?
369
00:13:13,077 --> 00:13:15,177
I had been wrong to
think she had any agenda
370
00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:16,945
other than kindness.
371
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,814
Finding out I was wrong about her
372
00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:19,814
was a very happy...
373
00:13:19,816 --> 00:13:23,385
All: Surprise!
374
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,919
What?
375
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:26,521
You!
376
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,591
[Dance music]
377
00:13:29,593 --> 00:13:32,694
378
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,028
Okay.
379
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,763
Thank you, Grannie McKibben.
380
00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:38,700
I don't play baseball.
381
00:13:38,702 --> 00:13:41,468
Envelope from Uncle Doug.
382
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,470
Yeah.
383
00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:53,714
Speaking of envelopes, guess what.
384
00:13:53,716 --> 00:13:54,715
- I'm in.
- [Gasps]
385
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:56,116
Yay-germeister! Where?
386
00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:58,219
Lockard, but it doesn't matter where.
387
00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,153
I'm just glad I'm in somewhere.
388
00:14:00,155 --> 00:14:01,722
That's awesome, chica.
389
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:04,458
Congrats.
390
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:07,528
So are you guys friends now or something?
391
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,896
Well...
392
00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:13,100
Both: Yay, yay, what a day!
393
00:14:14,335 --> 00:14:16,502
So what, are you guys friends now?
394
00:14:16,504 --> 00:14:17,604
- Ew, no!
- Never.
395
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,039
You guys, this party, it is...
396
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,540
It is off the chain.
397
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:21,608
You got all my favorites.
398
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,911
You got guacamole, tequila, Bastille.
399
00:14:24,913 --> 00:14:27,847
I mean, I am the luckiest guy.
400
00:14:27,849 --> 00:14:29,215
Girl friendships are as perplexing
401
00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:30,583
as they are pleasurable.
402
00:14:30,585 --> 00:14:31,718
I suddenly realized
403
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,186
that this had never been
a competition for Gabby.
404
00:14:34,188 --> 00:14:36,188
She wasn't trying to intimidate me.
405
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,090
She was just straight-up cool.
406
00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,860
And being truly cool
meant not just playing nice
407
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,895
but actually being nice.
408
00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:45,865
The party was all Gabby.
409
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:47,833
To Gabby.
410
00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:49,135
Aw, I can't.
411
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,403
I have a big match tomorrow.
412
00:14:51,405 --> 00:14:52,838
Mm.
413
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,774
Uh, Jenna?
414
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:57,176
It felt good, not needing the credit.
415
00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:58,577
I was still a friend to Matty,
416
00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:00,845
but I'd made a new friend in Gabby.
417
00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:04,750
Well, looks like my work here is done.
418
00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:06,652
But Happy Birthday.
419
00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:08,620
Jenna.
420
00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:11,356
Thank you.
421
00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:13,392
Any time.
422
00:15:19,031 --> 00:15:22,366
I have to say I am pretty proud.
423
00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:30,408
Oh, my God.
424
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,810
Wait, you are?
425
00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:34,278
Oh, thank you.
426
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,348
Oh, thank God.
427
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,583
Thank you?
428
00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,452
For being proud of me.
429
00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:44,388
I just didn't know how you would react.
430
00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:46,190
Proud of you?
431
00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:47,725
Yeah.
432
00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:49,927
Wait.
433
00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:53,030
Why does that say Lacey?
434
00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:54,998
Oh, my God, you applied to Lockard?
435
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,001
You applied to college?
Why didn't you tell me?
436
00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,003
I didn't tell anyone, not even your dad.
437
00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:01,038
Did you take the SATs?
438
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,505
What did you get?
439
00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:04,774
Oh, don't even tell me.
440
00:16:04,776 --> 00:16:06,443
I can't believe this is happening.
441
00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:08,144
Honestly, I can't even believe I got in.
442
00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:10,413
Well, is there one for
me? I mean, did I get in?
443
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:15,585
Yes, there's something for you, see?
444
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:17,019
Jenna Hamilton.
445
00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:20,490
It was the small
envelope. Big [Bleep] deal.
446
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:24,128
I had spent all day
trying to be adult about things
447
00:16:24,188 --> 00:16:26,256
and right now I was fresh out
448
00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:27,924
My mom had applied to college?
449
00:16:27,926 --> 00:16:29,225
And what was worse:
450
00:16:29,227 --> 00:16:32,095
She had gotten in somewhere
that had rejected me?
451
00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:35,064
Jenna, please talk to me.
452
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,900
Go away!
453
00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:39,735
Sweetie, I didn't think
that I would actually get in.
454
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,638
It's just that I never got to go,
455
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,109
and then you're gonna
be leaving me all alone,
456
00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:47,443
and I just thought...
457
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:48,678
You just thought you'd way overstep
458
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,113
your nonexistent boundaries
459
00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:53,082
and interfere with my life
for the millionth time?
460
00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:55,751
Just leave me alone!
461
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:03,359
[Knocking]
462
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,563
Psst.
463
00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:09,264
What are you doing here?
464
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:12,935
I needed a drinking partner.
465
00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,103
Are you okay?
466
00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:18,440
W-what's wrong?
467
00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:24,346
I didn't get into Lockard.
468
00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:25,814
Was that your first choice?
469
00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:26,949
But my mom did.
470
00:17:26,951 --> 00:17:28,817
Youch.
471
00:17:28,819 --> 00:17:30,051
That's crazy.
472
00:17:30,053 --> 00:17:32,186
It sounds like you need a drinking partner
473
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:34,255
more than I do.
474
00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:36,391
Hmm.
475
00:17:37,993 --> 00:17:40,194
Whoa.
476
00:17:40,196 --> 00:17:42,897
Ooh.
477
00:17:42,899 --> 00:17:44,065
- Oh.
- Mm.
478
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:47,735
Ugh.
479
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:50,204
Oh, chasing Tequila with chocolate.
480
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,373
I'm so cool.
481
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,075
Yeah.
482
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:56,177
You know who's cool?
483
00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:58,045
Gabby.
484
00:17:58,047 --> 00:18:01,348
She's so self-confident and easy breezy.
485
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:04,451
I'm just not that awesome.
486
00:18:04,453 --> 00:18:06,487
Lockard agrees.
487
00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:08,355
It's not true.
488
00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:11,492
Matty, let's be honest.
489
00:18:11,494 --> 00:18:13,093
The only reason you were interested in me
490
00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:15,228
in sophomore year is
because I'd sleep with you.
491
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:16,630
And I am not criticizing you.
492
00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:21,134
I'm just saying what's true.
493
00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:22,903
Now there's Gabby, and...
494
00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:25,772
You'll wait for her and
date her out in the open,
495
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:28,241
and...
496
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:31,211
That's not me.
497
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:35,047
Jenna, do you know why I'm really here?
498
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:39,018
Okay, I didn't want to drink alone, yes.
499
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,721
But I also wanted to thank you.
500
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,556
You gave Gabby all the credit,
501
00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:48,127
but I know you helped with that party.
502
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,662
Today I got an envelope
503
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:52,531
with my birth parents' names in it,
504
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:55,134
and I didn't want to open it alone.
505
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:58,203
[Mellow pop music]
506
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:05,677
507
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:07,813
Wow.
508
00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:11,215
My mom does not want to be found.
509
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,251
"Mother does not desire contact."
510
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,320
Matty, I'm so sorry.
511
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:21,893
"Father: Daniel Durand, Portland, Oregon."
512
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,329
Durand.
513
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,396
That is so weird.
514
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,565
I could have been Matty Durand.
515
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,401
Bring me back what was mine
516
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,204
Or not even Matty, I guess.
517
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,773
By my side
518
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,241
[exhales]
519
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,010
Thank you for being here.
520
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,243
521
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,280
[Vocalizing]
522
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:48,251
523
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,720
Uh...
524
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,521
What?
525
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,089
We can't do this.
526
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,157
We are doing this.
527
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,158
Matty...
528
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,127
It's you and me.
529
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,795
That's kind of different.
530
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:02,366
Go beyond the rules of high school.
531
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:07,437
There are still rules.
532
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:08,972
And one of those rules:
533
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,875
Don't make out with
your friend's boyfriend.
534
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:17,179
Like I said,
535
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,281
Gabby's a really cool girl.
536
00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:22,084
Yeah, she is.
537
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:25,855
So are you.
538
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,872
Somehow you seem so alive
539
00:20:29,247 --> 00:20:30,645
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540
00:20:31,154 --> 00:20:32,487
Next on Awkward...
541
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,130
- Got to run. See ya.
- So... okay.
542
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,193
Maybe we should just
tell her about the hookup.
543
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:36,982
What? No.
544
00:20:37,007 --> 00:20:38,075
Why would we do that?
545
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,016
Jake, I'm shooting my scholarship video.
546
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,440
I need an image consultant.
547
00:20:41,465 --> 00:20:42,965
So are we ready? Let's
get this [Bleep] rolling.
548
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:45,157
I was so glad to hear
you're going on the trip too.
549
00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:46,947
It'll be nice to have a real friend there.
550
00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:47,971
That's me.
551
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,330
One thing I have learned
552
00:20:49,355 --> 00:20:51,154
is that secrets have a way of coming out.
553
00:20:51,204 --> 00:20:55,754
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