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Previously on Velma...
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Yes, I'll marry you!
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But it has to be before William
and Diya get married.
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What if you used my body? Maybe
if you possess me, you can hug him.
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What's happening?
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So, you're Doctor Edna Perdue
but in Daphne's body?
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But you sound just like Daphne.
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Because I have her vocal chords.
But to me, I sound like myself.
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Now, all that's left is for you to say,
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"oh, snap", before the police
throw your ass in jail.
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That's what you think, Velma.
See, I have friends on the inside.
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You tell Scrappy
that with a little work,
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I'll have no problem transferring
his brain into one of these girls.
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Stop looking for me
or your family will die.
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I heard voices. Is the press now
hounding you at all hours
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to see if William and I set a date?
Why is everyone so interested?
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Mom, Uncle Scoobi was just here!
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Who's that? Aunt Marsha's husband?
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He can't have a plus one.
He's her plus one.
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Wait, Uncle Scoobi?
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Quick! Make sure we're alone.
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So what do you do when the person
you're looking for threatens to kill
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your family if you don't stop looking
for them?
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You summon all your courage
and...
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I quit. It's too dangerous.
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Smart. We often come to the same
conclusion in our investigations.
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But Scrappy told us he plans
to escape with Uncle Scoobi.
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The only way to stop that from
happening is to find Uncle Scoobi.
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Scoobi, dude, where are you?
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But no one in the military
is helping you, Don.
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Your superiors are covering up
everything about Scrappy
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and Uncle Scoobi.
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{\an8}Our conveniently timed news team has
just confirmed that last night's attack
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{\an8}at Nana's Nipples was caused
by a weather balloon.
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Don, I get it. The only thing
I've ever given up on
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is listening to guys' takes
on female directors.
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But it's time to admit it's over.
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Uncle Scoobi will most likely bust
Scrappy outta jail and get away,
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and there's nothing
we can do about it.
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You know, if you are still interested
in solving the case,
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there is one thing you haven't tried.
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- Don't say "cocaine like Sherlock".
- Do you have any?
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No. Manifesting.
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Let's ask the universe
and she will help you figure it out.
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Daphne, even if I believed that,
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the universe can barely figure out
a way
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to make a constellation
look like a spoon.
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So forgive me if I doubt its ability
to help my investigation.
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Velma! Great news!
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We've decided to have a double
wedding at Fred's house in a week.
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Oh, my God, that's incredible!
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See, I told you she'd be excited.
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No, sorry. I think you're making
a huge mistake.
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I'm amazed because I think
your manifesting worked.
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I just figured out how
to keep investigating.
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{\an8}I'm here at Jones Manor where
preparations are underway
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{\an8}for Jones Gentlemen's Accessories
tycoon William Jones
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{\an8}to marry Diya Dinkley, the very woman
William's first wife kidnapped.
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{\an8}But that's not all.
It's actually a double wedding,
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{\an8}as local nobodies Aman Dinkley
and Sophie Who-Cares
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{\an8}are also tying the knot!
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So why a double wedding?
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Our idiot fiancés kept fighting over
who could be married first,
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so I just figured this would be easier.
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I said yes to the double wedding
first though.
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Well, let's see who can consummate
their marriage first, buddy.
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Ain't nobody faster at that than me.
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Wonderful. Though, William, I hear
that with all of this media coverage,
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the Jones Gentlemen's Accessories
board of directors has barred Fred
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from being your best man?
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It's true. Look, they, they wanted
someone less likely to embarrass
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the company on TV.
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And this fart machine wearing
a bowtie was available.
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What? How could I embarrass
the company?
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Since ripping Mother's soul from
my body and casting her to hell,
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I've never felt more mature!
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And because you said that
on live television,
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the stock price just fell
to three cents.
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Well, at least you don't have to worry
about Velma embarrassing you
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on your big day.
So, Velma...
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Where's Velma?
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We have no idea, but she's
not excited about the wedding.
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I mean, she is.
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Excuse me. Coming through.
But not because I'm investigating.
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Damn, Velma.
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Doves. Tigers. Elton John.
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This wedding is gonna be insane.
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If you think this is insane,
wait until you hear my plan!
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You want Doctor Perdue
to swap our brains?
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I know it's crazy, but so is the fact
that you manifesting a solution
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actually worked.
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So again, just to reiterate, you're
responsible for this idea, not me.
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How is brain swapping a solution?
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Uncle Scoobi is somehow
watching me.
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So if I'm in your body,
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I can investigate without him
finding out and killing my family.
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I don't know, Velma,
will Doctor Perdue even agree to do it?
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She has rules about this stuff.
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I know, but she's not even here.
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With all the workers
and news crews around,
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she must be hiding in the caves.
Now, what?
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Wait, there are news crews here?
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Both legitimate and cable.
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I'm supposed to be doing a television
interview with my family right now.
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So if we switch bodies
I can be on broadcast television?
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- Before it disappears forever?
- I guess.
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That was too close.
And what are they doing down here?
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No one can know I have you.
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- Grandma, hi!
- Oh, God, that's me!
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Why are you here?
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To bring you a housewarming gift,
obviously.
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But why do you have
the hot girls' bodies?
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Most grandmas just have, like
a problematic porcelain figurine.
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I have them because I've been
painstakingly repairing them
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for Lola and the other brains
as a surprise. So surprise!
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What? I'm getting my body back?
Oh, my God, that's so sex!
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I mean, wonderful,
I can go back to my old sex.
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I mean life.
Who keeps saying sex? I'm sorry.
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No one can know about this until
I find a more secure hideout.
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If people see any of you Brains back
in your bodies, they'll ask questions.
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Totally.
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But what if you, like, put Lola's brain
back for just, like, an hour.
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- Guys!
- Ten minutes. We're begging you.
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- Fred?
- Hey, guys.
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Welcome to Crystal Cove. How was
the flight from your tax havens?
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Long. Now, where is our car?
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We have people to scream at
on our phones.
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Well, father got this carriage
for the wedding
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and I thought the seven hour ride back
to my place would give me time
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to convince you I've matured
and can be my father's best man.
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Why won't they settle down?
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Like everyone else,
they don't respect you, Fred.
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And you can't just make the sound
of a whip cracking.
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You have to actually crack it
My face!
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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
How can I make it up to you?
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- You can do it again.
- What?
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Your mother would have.
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Wow, Daphne, being you is even
cooler than I thought it would be.
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Look at how long my strides are.
I'm gonna be early to everything.
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And your low center of gravity
is amazing!
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But why are your pockets filled
with chocolate?
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Why aren't yours?
There's a killer dog in our midst!
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Thankfully, given how the whole world
bends over to help hot people,
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catching Uncle Scoobi before they're
onto me is going to be so much easier.
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- Now let's go.
- You think it's easier being hot?
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Congress just designated the comments
on my social media
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a Superfund cleanup site.
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It's still easier than being me.
I'm smart, adorable,
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and witty without overdoing it
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and I still had to catch a serial killer
to become popular.
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Everything is looks based.
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Beauty solves all your problems.
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No way you're getting away now,
Uncle Scoobi.
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Library card.
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I apparently don't have one.
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Unless a card for the Jennifer Lopez
Library of Moisturizers works here?
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No. But you know what,
you have such a sweet face
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you can just take the books.
I trust you.
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How unsurprising even though
you required my friend Velma
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to put down
a five hundred dollar deposit.
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She burns the novels by sexist male
authors, which is most of them.
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Whereas I seem like a nice, pretty girl?
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Of course. Look at you checking
out these complicated books
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for your father or boyfriend.
So sweet.
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No, they're for me.
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And you're funny.
For an attractive person.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Wanna get a coffee?
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- No, thanks.
- Bitch.
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- I'm here for the interview.
- It's too late.
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And why are you smiling like
you're used to that fixing things?
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Because it always has.
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Please put me back in my body
for ten minutes.
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Please, please, please.
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Fine.
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Gross.
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Excuse me, could you please move
those tigers away from Elton John?
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For you? No.
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Hey.
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Velma. Who said you could replace
the doves that were in these gift bags
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with a necklace
that says "Soulmates"?
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Probably the entire
animal rights community.
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And I think those necklaces are nice.
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Well if Daphne likes them,
I guess they're not terrible.
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Right? I mean, I even love
this potato sack she's wearing.
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It's to keep everyone
from hitting on me.
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Well, too bad.
Because I think it looks great too.
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You do? Maybe you should change
into that dress.
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Daphne, I owe you an apology.
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I didn't think there could be
a downside to being hot.
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But I've been so busy being harassed
and even more underestimated
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than usual, I'm not any closer
to finding Uncle Scoobi than before.
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It's okay. I might also have misjudged
what it's like being you.
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So, let's go switch back our brains
and agree that all women deal
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with some really annoying shit.
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And that is why I told you to keep the
tiger away from Elton John, you idiot!
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I can't believe I'm getting
my body back.
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I can't wait to once again feel the sun
on my face
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as I throw up at a music festival.
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Of course,
but that's not happening today.
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Today is just a twenty-minute
test drive. You ready?
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Oh, my God!
I forgot how hot I was.
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- The hottest of the bunch.
- You think I'm the hottest?
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No question.
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Then why the hell
are you looking at Brenda?
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What? No, this is you. Right?
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That's Brenda! You thought
I was Brenda this whole time?
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Lola, come back! I'm sorry!
I have hot girl blindness.
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Who is Uncle Scoobi?
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Hey, there. Have you ever been
scouted in a mall to be a model?
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You don't talk to her! And what are you
doing standing without my permission?
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You slither like a slug, you slime!
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Sorry, Daph. Not sure
how he got out of his cage.
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Getting hit on by gross guys is the one
thing I do not miss about being hot.
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We don't even know if we want
to get our bodies back.
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Get your bodies back?
What are you talking about?
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Do not tell anyone, but Lola said
Norville's grandma has them for us.
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Wait, Doctor Perdue has your bodies.
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But they were at Project SCOOBI.
Oh, my God, that's it!
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Lola, come back!
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The jig is up, Doctor Perdue.
I know you're Uncle Scoobi.
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No, I'm not, Daphne.
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I'm Velma.
Daphne and I switched bodies.
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So that's what you idiots were doing
down here.
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It better not have led to any farce.
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It led to me solving the case.
You have the hot girls' bodies.
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You stole them from Project SCOOBI
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while Scrappy distracted Don and me.
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And now you're gonna use them
to escape!
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Correct. But again,
I'm not Uncle Scoobi.
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Then who is? Tell me, or I'll tell
the military where you are.
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Fine. It started when I left the asylum
in Daphne's body.
233
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Uncle Scoobi somehow figured out
I was alive and offered me a deal.
234
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If I helped them escape, I could have
a body in which to start my life over.
235
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:10,320
And after thirty years of hiding,
the offer was too good to refuse.
236
00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,360
But you own a brain swapping machine.
237
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,200
You could have a different
body every day.
238
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True, but The Brains' bodies were
already assumed dead.
239
00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,399
No one would be looking for them.
240
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,000
But the brains are still alive.
241
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,600
I'm sorry. Like the environmental
cost of affordable red meat,
242
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I've made my peace with it.
243
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,440
And I told you to stop investigating,
Velma.
244
00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:33,600
I'm not Velma, I'm Daphne.
My zodiac sign is Saga-torpius?
245
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,600
Spare me, I knew you switched bodies.
246
00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,200
as soon as "Velma"
put up a decent fight.
247
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:41,679
What? Oh, God! You killed Daphne!
And now you're gonna kill me!
248
00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:44,320
No, I just need you to stop meddling!
249
00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:45,399
No!
250
00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:49,559
I said put me down! Stop!
You won't get away with this.
251
00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:52,159
You've made a very powerful enemy.
252
00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,879
No, don't shut the door,
I'm afraid of the dark!
253
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,799
Wait! Oh, no! Daphne?
254
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:05,360
What's going on? Am I in heaven?
255
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,759
Am I the only one here?
Not surprised but still.
256
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,639
Daphne! Help!
257
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:15,279
{\an8}The wedding is about to start
and I am live with the two grooms.
258
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,399
{\an8}You gentlemen nervous?
Second thoughts?
259
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,159
{\an8}Weirded out that everyone knows
you'll be having sex tonight?
260
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:24,840
{\an8}No. We're good. Any nerves are buried
under the pride I feel having my son
261
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,399
as my best man.
262
00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:30,960
I never knew you had it in you
to impress the board, Fred.
263
00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:32,600
{\an8}Call me a bellybutton, Father,
264
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,120
{\an8}because over the past few days
I've found things in me
265
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,120
you can't even imagine.
266
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:42,840
I love a wedding! Suckers don't know
how miserable life is going to be yet.
267
00:13:42,919 --> 00:13:45,320
Something's not right about this.
I feel it in my gut.
268
00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,639
Homemade Kombucha
will do that to you.
269
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,000
No, it's something else.
270
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:52,279
Is it starting?
Have we seen the dresses?
271
00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:56,879
Is Velma in here? She's supposed
to be wrangling your elephants.
272
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,399
I saw her half an hour ago
when she rewrote my vows.
273
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,759
{\an8}Sure. But now at the most important
moment, she's gone?
274
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:08,080
{\an8}Wait. Oh, my God! She still hates me
and wants to ruin my wedding.
275
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:11,440
{\an8}Well, it's not going to work!
This wedding is off!
276
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,519
Sophie, wait.
277
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,679
Wait, what happened
to the vacuum cleaners?
278
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,080
Scrappy Dappy Die!
279
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,720
What do you mean I don't like you?
280
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,879
You're a brain in a jar.
I'm crazy about you.
281
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,559
The real you.
This is like loving a present
282
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,200
but finding the gift wrapping
underwhelming.
283
00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:35,679
That came out wrong. My point is,
284
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:38,080
if someone as set in their ways
as my grandma can learn
285
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,519
to make room in her heart for me,
286
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,879
I'm sure I can find room in my heart
for your body and not Brenda's.
287
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,200
Okay. That also came out wrong.
288
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:46,879
Norville, stop talking.
289
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,480
Grandma, what are you doing here?
Wait, why do you have that shoe?
290
00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:52,960
It's the same kind worn by whoever
attacked Velma in the graveyard.
291
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,000
I know. I'm helping Uncle Scoobi.
292
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,080
What?
293
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:58,639
These shoes are how they let Scrappy
know where they are.
294
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,720
Scrappy tracks the scent when
Uncle Scoobi needs to meet up.
295
00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:03,480
Or, in this case, escape.
296
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,039
Scrappy escaped?
297
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,000
Help! Get me out of here!
298
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,960
Or at least give me the Wi-Fi password
so I can text someone!
299
00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:14,840
I'll never get that right.
Help! Daphne!
300
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,600
Help! Daphne!
301
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:20,399
What? Velma?
302
00:15:21,559 --> 00:15:23,399
Velma! Oh, no. Hold on.
303
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,559
No! I don't wanna die.
304
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:31,159
I wanna prove the doctors wrong
and grow old. No!
305
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:39,000
Velma, it's okay. You're alive.
306
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,559
Daphne, you saved me. How?
307
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:45,240
I know you'll think I'm crazy,
but I heard you yelling in my head.
308
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,279
And not like when I'm thinking
about cutting bangs.
309
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,320
I mean I actually heard you yelling.
310
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:53,679
I don't think that's crazy. When you
were in your jar I heard you too.
311
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:56,080
I just didn't tell you because it made
no sense.
312
00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:57,600
But maybe we are soulmates.
313
00:15:57,679 --> 00:16:00,519
Thank you. Took you long enough
to get there, though.
314
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,039
- Typical Taurus, right?
- Don't push it.
315
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,240
I know. Though you better thank my
Pisces moon for how much I love you.
316
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,919
Wait, Daphne, you love me?
317
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,159
I do.
318
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:16,039
Thanks. But I didn't mean that like
I'm realizing you love me.
319
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,679
I meant that like I'm realizing
who Uncle Scoobi is! Let's go!
320
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,159
Freeze, Uncle Scoobi!
321
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,360
I could have sworn they'd be here.
322
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,879
- Velma!
- It's okay, Daphne.
323
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,559
- They're not gonna do anything.
- Oh, yes, I will.
324
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:34,200
- Oh, no, you won't.
- It really feels like they will.
325
00:16:34,279 --> 00:16:36,480
- Fine. Then do it.
- What?
326
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,879
Do it.
327
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,639
They're getting away.
328
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,279
Amber.
329
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:52,039
I knew to trust my gut. Shoot,
but maybe it was the kombucha.
330
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:56,480
Velma, you caught Uncle Scoobi?
How?
331
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:59,000
Two words. Love and lust.
332
00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:02,320
From the time Uncle Scoobi
attacked me in the graveyard,
333
00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:05,079
they could have killed me to stop
my investigation.
334
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:09,359
So why didn't they? Because they
must care about me on some level.
335
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,119
Yeah, okay, sure.
But now get to the lust part.
336
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,519
Of course. Sorry. The most confounding
question about Uncle Scoobi
337
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,880
is why they've always kept
their identity hidden
338
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,599
from everyone in Project SCOOBI.
339
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,119
It made no sense.
340
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,359
Until I spent forty-eight hours in the
body of a more conventionally hot girl
341
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,519
and realized it could be a liability.
342
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:31,279
So Uncle Scoobi is hot
and loves you? Is it Jesus?
343
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:35,440
No, Fred. The person I just stopped
from escaping with Scrappy is...
344
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,519
Sophie!
345
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,920
Wait, so you can be an accomplice
in multiple homicides,
346
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,279
but I'm not allowed to park
in a handicapped spot?
347
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,119
Yes, Dad. And it makes total sense.
348
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,400
Because there's nothing more basic
than an evil step-mom.
349
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,640
So, how'd I do?
350
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:54,319
A-plus, as usual. I had to disguise
myself, just like you said.
351
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,160
As a young hot female officer
in the military,
352
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,680
no one took me seriously
353
00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:01,079
and I was assigned
the worst job they had.
354
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:05,440
Managing Spooner's in order
to observe meddling kids
355
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:09,759
for Project SCOOBI.
It was grueling, thankless work.
356
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,039
My only joy came from watching those
videos of dogs who talk with buttons.
357
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,680
Why. Brownie. Alive.
358
00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:18,920
Aw, so cute.
359
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,119
But then fate intervened.
360
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,640
Before my mom was kidnapped,
361
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,559
you saw her reading Doctor Perdue's
journals and realized
362
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,440
the research could be used to make
a talking dog meddling kids would love!
363
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,480
Yes.
364
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,359
Can I order?
365
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:37,119
Being hot, they only agreed to hear
my pitch over dinner and dancing.
366
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,920
So I wore this dog training outfit
367
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,759
and, unable to see my face or body,
368
00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:44,920
their objectification was nullified
and they took me seriously.
369
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,200
Like how the school board makes girls
cover their shoulders at school
370
00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:50,160
instead of making male teachers
just mature.
371
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,400
Exactly. So when work
on Scrappy began,
372
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,519
I just continued to hide my identity.
373
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:57,880
Everyone assumed I was a guy
and called me Uncle Scoobi.
374
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,759
But Scrappy was a monster.
375
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,759
And once he started killing everyone,
my superiors feared for their lives.
376
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,880
Worse, they denied any involvement
in Project SCOOBI and abandoned me.
377
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,880
Well, looks like it's just you
and me now, Uncle Scoob.
378
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,519
Unless you also decide to turn on me.
379
00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:21,240
Knowing Scrappy was invincible,
I feared for my own life as well,
380
00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:22,960
and helped cover up his murders.
381
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:26,759
But worst of all, to keep Scrappy
from potentially killing my family,
382
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,200
I knew I had to find a way to evade
the law
383
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:31,119
and escape with Scrappy forever.
384
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,039
Which you did when Doctor Perdue
left the asylum in Daphne's body.
385
00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,759
Dr. Perdue is alive and in Daphne!
386
00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,000
Correct. I followed her, and once
she was back in her body,
387
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,559
I offered her a deal.
388
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,440
A teenage body if she helped
Scrappy and me escape.
389
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:49,240
Okay, but why not just kill Scrappy
when you put his brain in a hot girl?
390
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:52,440
I couldn't risk him sensing
my nervousness and killing my family.
391
00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:56,039
So please, Velma,
for everyone's safety, including yours,
392
00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,839
just let me escape with Scrappy.
393
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,160
That might not be possible.
394
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,799
I had a change of heart
about helping you
395
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,079
and put The Brains
back in their bodies.
396
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:09,440
- You all remember Lola.
- That's Krista, you idiot.
397
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,839
No, you have to put them back.
398
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,400
When Scrappy arrives and sees
the bodies missing from your lab,
399
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,519
he'll assume something's up and...
400
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:20,480
Let me at 'em!
401
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,640
Let me at 'em!
402
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,839
He's going for the JGA board!
Get out of there!
403
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,079
Only I'm allowed to strike fear
in your heart!
404
00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:31,400
Too late.
405
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,240
- You.
- Oh, God! He sees us.
406
00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:36,440
No, Scrappy, go back
to killing those other people!
407
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,839
- What do we do?
- You can get in!
408
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,960
Don! What are you doing here?
409
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,640
Saving your ass. Now, get in!
I called in a missile strike.
410
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,480
Gotcha!
411
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,640
Damn it.
Why is this house so big?
412
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,000
Velma, climb up first.
413
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:56,880
So you can look up my skirt?
Nice try, but that was my plan.
414
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,359
Also, this is my one chance
to kill him. So get out of here.
415
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,960
Velma. No!
416
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,640
Kill me?
417
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,279
What, are you gonna make me laugh
to death?
418
00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:15,000
No. This is the last Saturday
morning you'll ever ruin!
419
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:16,359
Eat chocolate!
420
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,079
Oh, no! Daphne, you swapped out
my chocolate for baby carrots!
421
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,160
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
Chocolate makes me break out.
422
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,519
I'm alive. Is everyone okay?
423
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,960
No. Scrappy killing the board
really screwed me, Daphne.
424
00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:54,759
They were gonna make me CEO.
425
00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:56,119
What?
426
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,519
Well, at least a near death experience
fills everyone
427
00:21:58,599 --> 00:22:00,680
with the spirit of forgiveness,
right, Lola?
428
00:22:00,759 --> 00:22:04,519
No! You're gonna wish you died
in this crash, buddy. Oh, God!
429
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,400
Scrappy! No!
430
00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,680
There's only one thing left to do.
431
00:22:17,759 --> 00:22:19,240
Run away!
432
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,359
It's okay. I'm coming.
433
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,559
Velma?
434
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,799
What is happening?
435
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,240
He's dead. But how?
436
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,440
It looked like he was possessed.
437
00:22:42,519 --> 00:22:43,680
He was.
438
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,200
By me.
439
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:49,599
Velma, you're dead.
440
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,599
Yeah. And I guess ghosts are real.
441
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,240
I'm sorry, Velma.
I have done everything,
442
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:16,119
but I can't revive your body.
443
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,759
Nor was I able to remove your
Cuomo-Fauci 2020 tattoo.
444
00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:21,519
Damn it! So now what?
445
00:23:21,599 --> 00:23:23,240
I just walk into the light
446
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:26,640
and hope I'm judged on my actions
and not the memes I liked?
447
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:31,599
No, there has to be something
we can do.
448
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,200
Mom, stop. It's okay.
I'm not going to leave.
449
00:23:34,519 --> 00:23:37,839
I'd rather be a ghost in a world filled
with the people I love,
450
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,000
than have to go make
small talk with my grandparents.
451
00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:43,279
Barf. That didn't come out
as romantic as I meant it.
452
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,000
It was plenty romantic. And who knows,
453
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:47,880
maybe you'll meet
some other cool ghosts.
454
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,440
Wait, other ghosts?
I hadn't thought about that.
455
00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:53,960
You're not wrong to be scared.
Lost souls are nasty.
456
00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:56,559
But according to this, I might be able
to bring you back...
457
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,000
- On Halloween.
- Halloween?
458
00:23:59,079 --> 00:24:00,960
Provided, of course,
I can find a spell that works
459
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:03,079
and no evil spirit drags you
to Hell or something.
460
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,200
Wait, what?
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