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Previously on Velma...
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The military used Uncle Scoobi's photos
of Dr. Perdue's journal pages
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to create an invincible
super soldier
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to infiltrate groups
of meddling kids.
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But it went bad.
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I see you, ghost.
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Velma! Velma, where are you?
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- Help!
- Velma!
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When I was little,
it was easy to spot a villain.
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He had an unironic,
handlebar mustache,
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and you knew
who to root against.
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But over time villains have gotten
more complicated.
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Oh, God, who are you?
And what are you?
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Nowadays, when judging
villains, we have to ask,
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"Do people hate you
because you're bad?"
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Or "Are you bad
because people hate you?"
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Hello, Velma.
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I'm Scrappy.
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Okay. Every student has been
accounted for except two.
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Velma Dinkley and
Theodore P. Butt-Sack,
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whom, I just realized,
is on here as a joke.
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Velma was dragged away
by the serial killer.
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Who's gonna
solve this mystery now?
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Don't worry, everyone!
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Don and the military
are going to find Velma!
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And the police will gladly work with
them so they're not slowed down
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by some action movie-style
jurisdictional pissing match.
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Remain calm, everyone.
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The private sector
has arrived to find Velma.
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Back off, William.
This is a military matter.
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What's that? I can't hear you
without a megaphone!
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I said the private sector is no match
for the United States military.
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And I'll be damned
if my ex-wife's rich boyfriend
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finds my daughter before me,
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Especially since William
already showed up Aman
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by proposing to Diya
before Aman proposed to me.
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Which he still hasn't done.
Even though I bore him a child.
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Stop! This is silly.
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The only thing that matters
right now is saving Velma.
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And William has
the biggest megaphone!
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So the day may come when a mystery
in this town is solved by adults.
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But today is not that day.
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We're clearly gonna have
to find Velma ourselves.
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So you're the evil super soldier?
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A talking dog named Scrappy?
How is that even possible?
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How is it possible?
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Puppy Power!
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And cutting-edge technology.
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Mostly, cutting-edge
technology, if I'm honest.
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The speaker
from the Baby Babble Box!
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I was right. The military connected it
to your evil brain!
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Yes. But I'm not evil.
I didn't kill those men!
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Scrappy Dappy Doo!
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But those weird outbursts
are making me very uncomfortable,
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the same complaint the victims had
before they were murdered.
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I know, but they're not
weird outbursts.
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- They're catchphrases, baby.
- Catchphrases?
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Yes. You see,
Project SCOOBI built me
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to appeal to meddling kids
so I could infiltrate them.
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Okay, but you
live in a literal lair,
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complete with a strung-out woman
lounging in the background.
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That's classic villain-ish.
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She's not strung-out. She's recovering
from the bus accident.
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No one was supposed
to get hurt.
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I just wanted
to get your attention.
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What? Why?
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Because you've already caught
one serial killer,
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and I need help catching
the person framing me.
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Sergeant Don, Gigi's father.
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Don? Please. No one loves
a good twist more than me.
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But there are not enough
flashbacks in the world
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to make me believe
Don's the killer.
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I can do it in four.
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But to prove to you that
I'm innocent, you're free to go.
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All I ask is you remember
that there was a time
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no one believed you,
that your mom was kidnapped...
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Help!
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I'm stuck again.
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That's the same spot you were stuck
in before. We're going in circles.
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Why is Fred in the lead?
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I don't want to be.
But when I try to fall back,
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someone keeps
pushing me to the front.
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What? No, we don't.
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Someone's there. Velma?
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You know, I think
jump-scares are cheap!
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- There you are!
- Grandma?
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This manhunt for Velma has the military
sniffing around the asylum.
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I need to move out now!
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Fred, is my old lab
in your basement still there?
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Or, can I assume
it's a sex dungeon?
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I mean, the staff has sex down there,
but they say it's nice.
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How did you even
find us out here?
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- I told her where we were.
- What?
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I've been secretly
working for Dr. Perdue.
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Because Fred's mom is a ghost!
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I thought Norville
was just hallucinating.
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It was, like, a whole thing.
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Oh, God! I'm lost
and I'm gonna die out here!
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Do you want some water?
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Just kill me already. Please.
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All I want is for you to listen
to my...
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Side of the story.
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Fine. But there's nothing you can say
that will make me be like
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"Oh, snap!
That changes everything."
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I understand. My story begins
two years ago...
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When an undercover operative,
named Uncle Scoobi,
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took photographs of my mom
reading Dr. Perdue's journals.
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Don told me.
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And did Don tell you
Uncle Scoobi is now missing?
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Snap. I mean, continue.
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So two years ago,
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Uncle Scoobi convinced
the military,
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a precocious,
catchphrase-spouting puppy
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would be the perfect way
to infiltrate and monitor meddling kids.
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Everyone pitched
on other personality traits
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that would make kids
instantly love me.
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But there was
dissension among the ranks.
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Are we sure
invincibility is a good idea?
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Oh, no, you're right.
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A super soldier that's easy
to kill makes a lot more sense.
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And so from the scraps
of Dr. Perdue's journals,
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I was born.
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Okay, leash time!
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So that's why
you're called Scrappy.
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No, Scrappy is a portmanteau
of "shitty" and "crappy".
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Don gave it to me as we
got off on the wrong foot.
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Literally!
I ate his sneakers.
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Oh, come on!
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I was ordered my own pairs
to chew on.
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I have that form,
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but if these are the same
as Don's sneakers...
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Is he the one who tackled me
in the graveyard?
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Yes. Sure. Don was annoyed
I chewed his sneakers.
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But the fact that everyone else
loved my catchphrases,
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invincibility and spunky energy,
slowly drove him crazy.
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Until Don pressured the others to sign
a petition to get rid of me.
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So it was Don who made
the men uncomfortable, not you!
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Which is why he would've old my dad
not to take the case.
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But when everyone
refused to sign his petition
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to get rid of me, Don snapped.
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And decided to kill them
and frame me.
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Which isn't surprising.
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When it comes to guys
making people uncomfortable,
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where there's smoke...
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There's fire. Yes, but was that enough
to frame you for murder?
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Velma! Where are you?
I'm scared!
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William will find you first!
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Remember, Velma,
you don't have to help me.
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If you don't believe me,
you're free to go.
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I thought we already decided
Mother wasn't a ghost at the seance.
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And how do you two
know each other?
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Wait. Is there an app to make
friends with old people?
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No. In my brain research,
I've long suspected
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human consciousness detaches from
the brain and continues after death.
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So when I put my brain
in Daphne and Amber could tell,
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I hired them to try to see
if your hallucinations were,
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in fact, Victoria's
detached consciousness,
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aka, a ghost.
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Oh, snap!
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Mother? Quick, how's my hair?
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False alarm!
It's only Velma.
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- Wait!
- Velma!
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Velma, I found you!
First! Thank God!
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- I have to go now.
- Get Dr. Perdue to Fred's basement.
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I'll stay with Velma.
Velma, what happened?
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Velma!
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Well, everything seems
normal, thank goodness.
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Now, how did you
escape the killer?
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Killer? After the accident,
I just wandered the woods in a daze,
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like I was in a perfume commercial.
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Okay, well, not great that
the killer is still on the loose,
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but now it's time to focus
on what's important.
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I found Velma first.
And wasn't shown up by William.
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Sure. Not this time, at least.
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Not anytime!
Diya said "no" to his proposal.
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Actually, now might not be
the best time,
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but after watching
William's search for Velma
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like she was his own child...
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More than my own child!
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Fred spent a month lost
in our own hedge maze.
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Well, the point is William,
if the offer still stands,
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and Velma is okay with it,
I accept your proposal.
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Velma, remember,
you can say "no."
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Well?
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Actually, Mom, if William makes
you happy, I say go for it.
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Velma, come with us!
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We'll get boba
if you let me interrogate you.
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I mean, talk to you more.
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Thanks, but I'm going with my mom.
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She just got engaged and has zero
friends to bore with the news.
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Mom, I'm gonna head home
with Dad and Don.
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A three-hour explanation of why
the NBA was better in the '80s
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will help me sleep.
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Velma, what's really going on?
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And how are you so chill
about your mom marrying William?
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You said the only stepfather
you'd ever accept was Rahul Kohli.
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Because her marriage will help me help
my new friend clear his name.
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New friend?
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Hello!
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I can't believe you've had
a brain-swapping machine
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and we haven't done
more with it.
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Maybe it's because you've been
too busy hiding a ghost from us!
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I'm not hiding anything,
it's just a theory.
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Hey, my dad and Diya
got engaged!
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What?
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So you're saying
Don's the actual killer,
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but is trying to frame
this invincible talking dog?
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- Snap, right?
- Not "Oh, snap". It makes no sense.
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If Don wanted to frame Scrappy,
why would he first frame
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the witches, and then
just women in general?
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- I'm the serial killer.
- I hadn't thought of that.
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Before you "Oh, snap" I can explain.
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See, Don didn't convince
the military I was the killer
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until the coroners were dead.
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That's when
Uncle Scoobi and I fled.
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While the military blamed
the murders on witches and women
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to keep anyone from tracing them
back to their top-secret project.
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Okay, but just one question.
Who is Uncle Scoobi?
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That's the thing.
I never saw their face.
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But I didn't think twice
about it because I'm a dog.
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I see with my nose.
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Yeah! Okay. Sure.
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Velma, this is crazy.
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Scrappy is clearly the killer.
How can you believe him?
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Because I've been him.
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No one believed me when I said
my mom was kidnapped.
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Or when I said
I didn't kill Brenda.
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Okay.
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Hey, just an FYI,
I can still hear you. I'm a dog.
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So the plan is to get Don
away from his guards
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in order to make him
admit he's the killer
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and tell us where Uncle Scoobi is.
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But Scrappy is invincible.
Why not just grab Don right now?
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Because Don's guards
are armed with...
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My one weakness.
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Vacuum cleaners.
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Of course. Anyway, thanks
to my mom getting engaged,
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I think we might be
able to isolate Don
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at the one thing
all true sociopaths love.
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- A bachelor party.
- For William?
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00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:16,559
No. Not William's
bachelor party.
242
00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:19,759
My dad's. We're gonna get him
to finally propose to Sophie.
243
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,200
Can I come?
I love proposals.
244
00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:23,639
They combine my two favorite things,
245
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,080
romance and competing
for likes on social media.
246
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,039
Actually, I need you to...
247
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,159
- Stay here with me.
- What? Why?
248
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,799
In case, Velma does
something stupid,
249
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,440
like try and rat me out
to those guards.
250
00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:38,960
Dogs can sense energy,
you know?
251
00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:42,039
And you're both
making me nervous.
252
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,919
I totally get it. Hour tops.
253
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,799
Velma, wait!
I don't know about this.
254
00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,480
Don't worry.
You'll be fine.
255
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,159
Oh, yeah, you totally will.
256
00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,519
If she's back in time.
257
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,360
You were haunting me?
258
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,679
As if a living white woman
don't already haunt me enough?
259
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:06,480
Yes, but only because I thought
I was a hallucination.
260
00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,440
But once I realized
I was a ghost,
261
00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:11,120
I decided to make Fred
the man he's meant to be.
262
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,320
Before I moved on.
263
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:15,000
Which is why you pushed me
to leave the gang in the woods
264
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,440
and to make friends
with smart, competent people,
265
00:13:17,519 --> 00:13:19,159
like Norville in Sacramento.
266
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,559
Yes, but nothing's worked,
267
00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:23,120
and now your father
is marrying that softie, Diya.
268
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,039
You're doomed, Fred.
And thus so am I.
269
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,360
Well, if you really want
to prepare me for the world,
270
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,399
I know one thing
that might work.
271
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,080
A hug.
272
00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:46,559
Dad, what I'm about to say
is going to sound crazy.
273
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,559
But with Mom's engagement,
you need to propose to Sophie. ASAP.
274
00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:53,799
I know! Obviously I can't let William
show me up like this.
275
00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:56,240
But I did just propose
and she said no.
276
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,679
You like green apple?
You want this candy ring?
277
00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:00,399
No. And why
wouldn't she accept?
278
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,120
Because of you, Velma.
279
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,600
Somehow I've come
to genuinely care about you.
280
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,879
- What?
- I'm as surprised as you are.
281
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,200
I always thought I'd be fine
being a hated, evil stepmother.
282
00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:13,559
But now, before
I marry into this family,
283
00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:16,559
I need to know
you care about me, too.
284
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:19,879
So what? You want like an e-card
from a free e-card service?
285
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,080
Done! Now,
let's talk bachelor party.
286
00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:26,039
No. I had Aman draw up
an "emotional prenup" for you to sign.
287
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,519
What's taking so long?
288
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,879
So this is real, Sophie?
289
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,519
You always struck me
as a dodging prenup type.
290
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,639
Item one, no more
rude comments.
291
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,039
But that's our whole dynamic!
292
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,080
Can you both live with one
rude comment per day?
293
00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:45,120
{\an8}- Two, if she gets a bad haircut.
- Agreed.
294
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,279
{\an8}Item two,
when Sophie's relatives call,
295
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,080
{\an8}you'll say, "She's not
available" instead of, "Dead."
296
00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:52,360
I don't have time for this!
Just "Yes" to everything.
297
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,440
- Really?
- Yes.
298
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,759
So you'll no longer toss empty
soda cans at Sophie's head?
299
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,679
- No!
- Or refer to her as my goomar?
300
00:14:57,759 --> 00:14:58,960
- No.
- Or scream-sneeze?
301
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:01,840
Or use the words "basic"
"norm-core" or "busted".
302
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:03,879
- Only if I catch her cheating on you.
- I can live with that.
303
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,840
And finally, you will
no longer make jokes
304
00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:08,200
about Sophie's
wacky clock collection.
305
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:12,440
- Yes!
- Then yes! Yes! I'll marry you.
306
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:14,559
But it has to be before
William and Diya get married.
307
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:17,120
- Don, she said "Yes"!
- That is amazing.
308
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,519
Congratulations on no longer
being shown up by a rich man.
309
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,480
Now let's talk bachelor party.
310
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,679
Velma, you're not throwing
my bachelor party.
311
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,240
Do you even have
a cocaine hookup?
312
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,879
The only way you're having
a bachelor party is if Velma plans it.
313
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,039
Oh, man!
314
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,600
Sorry that took so long.
315
00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:39,480
But the bachelor party is a go.
And look, everything's fine.
316
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,159
Because Scrappy
is not the killer.
317
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,960
Then why is he looking at me
like I'm a chicken leg?
318
00:15:44,919 --> 00:15:47,720
Because chicken bones
kill dogs, Daphne, he's scared!
319
00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:51,080
Okay, well, if my life is done
being used as collateral,
320
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,360
I'm gonna hop. Good luck.
321
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,159
Daphne, don't be like that!
322
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,799
You were never in danger
because Scrappy is innocent.
323
00:15:56,879 --> 00:15:59,759
Thank you, Velma. I'm gonna
call you worm medicine.
324
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,720
'Cause you really know
how to put my heart at ease.
325
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,600
A hug? Oh, Fred, that was funny.
Don't be funny.
326
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,480
It's desperate. And I've told
you hugs make children weak.
327
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,440
No, no, that's not true!
Dad and I hug all the time now,
328
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,080
and I've never felt
more confident!
329
00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:21,039
Seriously, all I want
for Christmas is a mesh shirt.
330
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,639
Really? Well, even if I were
willing, there's one problem.
331
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,840
- But you were able to push me.
- And I guess that felt important.
332
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:31,879
Wait. What if you used my body?
333
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,159
Maybe if you possess me,
you can hug him.
334
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,399
And then spider-walk me across
the ceiling. I need a new profile pic.
335
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,360
That's worth a shot, I guess.
Nothing else I've tried has worked.
336
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,240
And I want to pass on already.
337
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,960
Silvio Berlusconi
owes me a drink.
338
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:47,480
Wait, wait, wait. I got to get
a vid, so I can recreate it
339
00:16:47,559 --> 00:16:48,840
with pillows whenever I want.
340
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,679
What's happening?
341
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,039
What just happened?
342
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:12,440
Wait. Of course. If a ghost
is just a consciousness,
343
00:17:12,519 --> 00:17:14,880
maybe a brain can't handle
two of them at once.
344
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,359
It overloads the system.
345
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,119
Same reason we'll never get
a Beyonce, Rihanna collab.
346
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,759
Yes, that's it!
347
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,160
If a brain can only have
one consciousness,
348
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,920
I know how I can finally
make you a man, Fred.
349
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:29,480
Wait! Mother,
what are you doing?
350
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,720
Did I need this!
351
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:38,720
I'm always with my security detail,
at the Project SCOOBI Labs.
352
00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:41,000
Or worst of all,
talking to my family.
353
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,680
- Totally. But where are we?
- Where are we?
354
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,160
- The strip club!
- The strip club?
355
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,839
Velma, you're my daughter.
It's weird at best and lazy at worst.
356
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,480
- We've already done this.
- No, Dad. This time it's different.
357
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:56,079
Cocktails, lap dances, a sexy girl
pops out of a giant cake...
358
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,480
Hold on! Cake?
359
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,319
Sophie already has me
on a wedding diet.
360
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,599
We're in!
361
00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:13,880
Hey, forget the dancing!
Daddy wants cakey.
362
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,640
Ooh, mamma. I can see
the red velvet poking out
363
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,640
from behind the frosting.
364
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,680
Revenge time!
365
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,240
Shitty-Crappy?
Velma, what did you do?
366
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,319
Scrappy, stop! We're just
supposed to get a confession
367
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,799
and learn where Uncle Scoobi is.
368
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,359
Sorry, Velma.
Turns out, I am the killer.
369
00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:41,279
But it's not my fault.
370
00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:44,160
Project SCOOBI
made me who I am.
371
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,480
So I ask, who's
really the villain here?
372
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,480
Them? Or me?
373
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,559
You are.
You bit their dicks off.
374
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,079
Okay. But without them,
there's no me.
375
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,200
Yeah, no, I get it!
376
00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:00,279
I'm just really bumping
on the dick biting.
377
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,440
Well, do you at least
feel bad for me?
378
00:19:02,519 --> 00:19:04,200
Not at all. You're a monster.
379
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:06,559
Not a Frenchman stealing
bread to feed his family.
380
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,119
And I've known it all along.
381
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,519
So stop whining and let me
enjoy your downfall
382
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,079
with no moral ambiguity.
383
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,240
Girls, hit it!
384
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,759
What? No!
385
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,880
No, no, no, no, no!
Make it stop! Or kill me!
386
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,200
Oh, please kill me!
387
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,559
For the love of God, can somebody
please explain what's happening?
388
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,440
Am I getting cake or not?
389
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,400
Mother, what are you doing?
390
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,519
Instead of trying
to make myself disappear,
391
00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:38,880
I'm going to get rid of you.
I'm taking over your body.
392
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,440
You can be a ghost!
393
00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:43,119
And I'll be the man
you're meant to be!
394
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,839
And you're gonna like it!
395
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,160
No, I won't like it!
I'll hate it!
396
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,599
Because I hate you!
397
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,359
I've always hated you!
398
00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:56,680
You don't get
to control me anymore.
399
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:59,759
I'm my own man in my own body!
400
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:02,559
So get out!
401
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,160
- Why are you smiling?
- Because you did it.
402
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,279
I finally feel ready to move on.
403
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:16,119
If you can stand up to me,
you can do anything, Freddie.
404
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,759
Today you are a man.
405
00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:21,240
So long, my sweet prince.
406
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,200
Oh, God, what's happening?
407
00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:25,559
It burns.
408
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:32,680
Make it stop,
this is all your fault, Fred!
409
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:40,279
Okay, well, I need to unpack.
410
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,079
So you planned all of this, Velma?
411
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,279
And yet you can't ever
remember Father's Day?
412
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,559
Yes. See, from the moment I saw
Scrappy, I knew he was evil.
413
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,400
I even told him,
his lair, his outbursts,
414
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,519
his mouth full
of Occam's razors,
415
00:20:57,599 --> 00:21:01,160
and most damning of all,
Scrappy made me uncomfortable.
416
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,480
But to get away,
I needed him to trust me.
417
00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:04,880
That's where I came in.
418
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,599
- Daphne, how?
- How? It was easy.
419
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,680
Velma fainted as a cover
to tell me what was going on.
420
00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:15,160
Once Velma figured out
her bachelor party plan,
421
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,839
It became my job to doubt her.
422
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,559
So she could prove
to Scrappy she believed him.
423
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,039
So now all that's left
is for you to say,
424
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,799
"oh, snap" before the police
throw your ass in jail.
425
00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:33,559
That's what you think, Velma.
See, I have friends on the inside.
426
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,799
So as much as you want to enjoy
my downfall, that won't happen.
427
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,599
Yeah, I'll go to jail now,
but soon you'll see
428
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,519
everything from your kidnapping
to making Don confess,
429
00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:49,640
was just a big diversion
to get what I need to escape
430
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,319
with Uncle Scoobi for good,
never to be found again.
431
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Oh, snap.
432
00:21:57,079 --> 00:22:02,119
Or should I say,
Oh, Snappy Dappy Doo!
433
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,359
Hey, dudes, I'm here
for the bachelor party.
434
00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:10,480
Cake! Nice.
435
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,359
I see you found
the place easily enough.
436
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,559
And who said the bodies
are too far gone?
437
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,680
You tell Scrappy
that with a little work,
438
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:37,640
I'll have no problem transferring
his brain into one of these girls.
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