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Previously on Velma...
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Hey, buddy. Remember this?
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I was serious when I said
I wanted to catch up.
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You owe me.
And lives are at stake.
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It takes rigorous screening
before I let anyone in here.
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I haven't even reached out to those
poor girls Victoria Jones put in jars,
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even though I'm sure
they're dying.
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What?
The Brains are dying.
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It's just that
after that failed seance,
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I don't feel like I'm a witch
or a popular girl.
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I don't know who I am.
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Hold on. What if you went
to the Brains in my body?
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We all struggle with self-doubt.
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Velma, can you find the dong removing
serial killer already?
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We're all scared but Sophie's fear
might embarrass me to death.
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Forgive me for protecting
the things I love.
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Now go, go, go!
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But my inability to solve this case
was starting to make my dream
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of growing up to solve mysteries
in the big city feel like a joke.
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Worse, nothing makes
your dreams feel farther away
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than a small town
high school career day.
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And sure, my parents support me
following my dreams,
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but they haven't exactly
led by example.
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Ah, high school. Where I let
one detention mishap
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end my dream
of being a good person.
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Surrounded by good friends.
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What I needed was one person
who had actually achieved their dreams
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to show me what it takes.
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Vote for sheriff today.
It's our dream to win.
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Their dream?
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The seminal reality show
The Amazing Race.
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But becoming Sheriff
will keep us off anti-depressants!
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Velma, I need to drive
your father home.
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Watch the booth and find something
to clean up this grease.
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Time to accept that
for people like me,
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maybe dreams don't come true.
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Velma.
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My grandma's alive.
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She faked her death to follow
her dream of completing her work,
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and now her brain is in Daphne
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so we can save Brenda,
Christa, and Lola.
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- The honor is all yours.
- What?
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So you're Dr. Edna Perdue,
but in Daphne's body?
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But you sound just like Daphne.
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Because I have her vocal chords.
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But to me...
I sound like myself.
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As a neurologist, believe me when
I say this, the brain is weird.
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Which is why Daphne
put her brain in a jar.
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To figure out who she is.
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I mean, good for her for going
on a journey of self-discovery.
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- But is it safe?
- Is it safe?
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The only thing unsafe is all the fun
I'm having in her body.
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I can't believe I'm in the presence
of a pioneering female scientist.
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How did you achieve your dream?
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Which deodorant ad
made you believe
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that you could do anything?
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Hey, sorry to interrupt,
but we have to save the Brains.
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Lola just posted this.
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Save them from what?
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Getting screen grabbed and dropped
in some creep's spank bank?
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'Cause Lola's looking good.
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No. The Brains sink in their jars
as they use up the nutrients.
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Though silver lining,
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if they die, I'll be able
to dissect them!
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Stop! The Brains are friends,
not science experiments.
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I know you're not this heartless,
and I'm going to prove it.
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Norville, you texted that
I have to meet
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the most Important person in my life.
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Which is... Daphne?
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Yes. Daphne, is there something
you'd like to say to your daughter...
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I mean our principal?
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Blythe? I mean,
I don't have time for this.
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It's Principal Rogers
and I don't have time for this either.
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I have to get back
to the career fair.
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The students are almost desperate
enough to consider teaching!
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Damn. That was your daughter
you haven't seen in 30 years.
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- You really are that heartless.
- I'm not heartless.
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It's just that feelings
create distractions.
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And you must eliminate those
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in order to be great
and achieve your dreams.
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Just like how this discussion
has distracted us
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from saving the Brains.
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You're right.
Norville, get The Brains
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and meet us in Mr. S's classroom
or they're as good as dead!
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Not that us go-getters care,
right, Dr. P?
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Your pandering is wasting time.
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Yes, of course.
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Why aren't you putting me
in the spa room?
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I am Dr. Perdue's
personal guest,
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not some rube with a Mother's Day
gift certificate.
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Our computers
measure your brain waves
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to predict the best environment
in which to center yourself,
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and they placed you on top
of this cage in the nature room.
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Wait! So the computer must think
I'm a popular girl and not a witch!
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No one loves posing with cute,
endangered animals
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more than popular girls!
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Oh, God!
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Hello? Father O'Rourke?
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I wanna return this stuff
from when Catholicism was my thing.
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Father O, you in here?
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Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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Will you hear my confession?
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I'm not...
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Actually, what else
do I have going on?
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Sure. What's up?
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Yes, just as I expected.
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Mr. S was trying to recreate
my research
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and has almost everything I need
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to mix The Brains' solution!
Oh, and snacks!
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Don't be gentle.
This body is only a rental!
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But how would he know
what went in the brain solution
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without your journals?
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He was hot, so there's an upper limit
on his intelligence.
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Project SCOOBI still had
some of my research
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when they shuttered their labs
on Fort Crystal.
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Mr. S must have
somehow found it there.
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My dad's friend Don
is in the Army!
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I could ask him if he knows
anything about Project SCOOBI
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and if it has something to do
with the murders!
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He'd never tell you
something so sensitive, Velma.
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This is the military.
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What do you mean
we're going to die?
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I told you
to tell them nothing, Norville!
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Stir this.
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You were supposed
to just knock them out!
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You can't do that!
This isn't the CIA in the '50s!
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People deserve to know
what's happening to them!
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Daphne! The new polls are out,
your moms are sure to win...
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Hold up, your whole aura's off.
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I don't feel you judging me at all.
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Something is very wrong here,
I'm calling your moms...
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- Tell me that's not easier.
- What the hell is happening?
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Relax, you're not going to die.
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This vial contained
crystalized glutamine.
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It can keep brains
alive in jars indefinitely.
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As soon as the new solution is mixed
and put in your jars, you'll be fine.
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Is this supposed to happen?
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So your sin is anger?
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Is that even a sin?
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Feels weird for a religion
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where everyone's always
so pissed off.
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Right? But it's a problem!
My mean coworkers never told me
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when there were bagels in the kitchen
so I'd get there last.
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And now I freak out every time
I smell pumpernickel.
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Oh, totally!
I can't smell pennies
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without thinking of how Mother paid
the servants and then I get furious
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wondering if maybe
she was a bad person.
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You are too funny.
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So, this is crazy,
but can I get your number?
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Sure. It's 555-0111,
like in a TV show
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so I remember it easily.
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But, just real quick,
how old are you?
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Hello? You there?
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Velma! What have you done?
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- I don't know.
- Can't you make more?
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Or, like, just add some water
like an empty shampoo bottle?
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No, that was the last
of my glutamine.
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And it takes weeks to synthesize.
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Unless... Velma, I developed
crystallized glutamine
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in the Project SCOOBI labs
on Fort Crystal...
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And if some of your research
is still there,
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maybe there's glutamine
on the base as well!
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Yes. And I can draw you a map
of exactly where to look.
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Okay. But if I'm caught
stealing from Fort Crystal,
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I could be sent to prison.
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Great detectives
don't get caught, Velma.
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Now, do you have what it takes
to achieve your dream or not?
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Fred, watch out!
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Velma! I need your advice.
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Advice? It better be more urgent
than my internal bleeding.
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It is! I met a woman,
but the circumstances are unique.
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Daphne's a few months
older than you, right?
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How do you navigate the pitfalls
of dating an older woman?
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Fred, I don't have time for this.
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Mother?
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Pennies.
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Hey, Dad.
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So the career fair got me thinking
my dreams will never come true
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and maybe it's time
to consider joining the Army.
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Really? You know you'll have
to wake up early, right?
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I do. So I'm kind of
on the fence about it.
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But maybe if Don could get me
a tour of the base,
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I could see
what the Army is all about.
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A tour? I don't know.
Don's been ghosting me.
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If I send him another text,
it's really gonna tip
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the friendship
power balance in his direction.
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But if I enlist,
you won't have to pay for college.
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I'm texting him as we speak.
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We're in.
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I can't die. I'm supposed to be
the face of a brain teaser app.
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And you will be.
I have complete faith in Velma.
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Wait. Do you really?
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Oh, God, no.
These turkeys are cooked.
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I just can't deal with the whining.
And when brains in jars are dying,
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whining is the final stage
before drama.
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What? I told you about
that brain teaser job
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because I'd already booked it,
you backstabbing bitch!
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Melodrama.
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You guys are tearing
this friend group apart!
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And ruining our shared birthday!
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And as death becomes eminent,
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the final stage. Being boring.
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Okay, now that that's settled,
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who wants to hear about
my dream from last night?
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Pro move,
leave and focus on yourself.
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If what you do in life
is impressive enough,
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everyone will love
and respect you forever.
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Forever? All I care about
is making my friends happy
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with what little time they have left.
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Hey, so while Velma will
totally pull this off,
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are there any, like,
bucket list items
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you maybe wanna bang out
just in case.
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Well, we have always
wanted to start a band.
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I mean, we already have
the infighting down pat.
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Great. Let's go.
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Dr. Purdue, are you coming?
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As if.
You guys still have a chance.
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She's already dead.
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What happened?
Who are you?
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Now don't do anything
that would embarrass me.
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Don's not only an old friend, he hires
me to do legal work for the military.
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Remember when we created
that fungus
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that turned a bunch of people
into zombies?
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- No.
- Exactly.
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- Get out of the car.
- Oh, God. I somehow blew this too.
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Not you. Blondie.
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Hey, guys.
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I was waiting for Velma
to give me relationship advice,
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but the smell of Mr. Dinkley's pennies
got me so upset thinking about Mother,
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I shut down and just went to sleep.
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Well, it's your lucky day, son!
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Normally, I'd tie you up
and throw you
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in one of our secret prisons
that "do not exist",
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but I wanna make a good impression
on our VIP here.
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VIP? Do you mean
Very Important Person
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or my fanfic Velma in Paris?
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Important Person.
The Army has an image problem.
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And enlisting a smart
young woman like you
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will make high schoolers think
"Hell, maybe I should enlist too!"
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What? That sucks.
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I mean, I need some more intel
before I commit.
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00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,440
Maybe a tour. Learn a fun marching
rhyme about cheating wives.
243
00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:57,679
Wonderful. And Fred can stay too.
244
00:10:57,759 --> 00:11:00,120
The Army can always use
handsome ones like him
245
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,960
to take the fall
at public hearings.
246
00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:03,720
I want to see the 'copters.
247
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,960
They want to perform
at Career Day?
248
00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:10,639
The whole point is to make kids
give up their dreams.
249
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,399
- But fine.
- Thank you.
250
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,039
Wait. We might have a problem.
251
00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:20,759
Dang it. Why does everything
on my bucket list require hands?
252
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,399
Actually, by placing additional
electrode pads on your lobes
253
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,360
and running them straight
into the instruments,
254
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,159
you can play
using simple neural pulses.
255
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,679
That is eerie.
You just sounded exactly like my mom.
256
00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,120
And that's a good thing, right?
257
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,200
Because she was a brilliant
black female scientist
258
00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:40,639
who consistently defied
the barriers of her time
259
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,200
and you admired her
deeply for it.
260
00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:43,480
Yes.
261
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,279
How interesting.
262
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,000
- And no.
- Excuse me?
263
00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:49,519
So, Velma, where to first?
264
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,120
Ever touch
a LGM-30G Minuteman III
265
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,440
intercontinental
ballistic missile? It's fun.
266
00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:56,799
Oh, just show me
where they experiment on aliens
267
00:11:56,879 --> 00:12:00,320
and I don't know,
maybe weapons facility "DELTA".
268
00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:02,600
Got to love a sense of humor.
269
00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,440
I'm told. Historically,
the military hates them.
270
00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:06,799
Hey, what's that?
271
00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,679
It's the one thing
that can save The Brains
272
00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:10,879
and help me impress
an old lady I just met.
273
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,600
- So shush.
- I will if you help me.
274
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:15,360
You're not the only one trying
to impress an old lady they just met.
275
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,639
Wait. This woman is old?
276
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,200
- How old?
- Unclear.
277
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,320
But given her voice,
I'd be lying
278
00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:23,720
if I said she didn't own
multiple pill organizers.
279
00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:24,720
Fred!
280
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,720
So does this mean
the computer thinks I'm a witch?
281
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,519
Do witches like roaches?
Does anyone like roaches?
282
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,600
Oh, my God.
Does anyone like me?
283
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:36,039
Hey! Stop bullying
that little guy.
284
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,559
Let him eat.
Leave him alone!
285
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,360
Oh, you just picked a fight
with the wrong brain.
286
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,279
If I survive this,
it'll be a really useful icebreaker.
287
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,399
Gotcha, suckers.
288
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,159
You can survive the apocalypse,
but not Daphne Blake!
289
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,159
Maybe I'm not popular or a witch.
Maybe I'm a hero.
290
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,639
Wait. What's going on here?
Stop! I should be your queen!
291
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,840
Unless this is a Bastille Day sitch!
Oh, God.
292
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,960
This is weirdly fun.
293
00:13:14,039 --> 00:13:17,080
Yeah, it is.
If you enlist today,
294
00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:18,799
I'll let you hit it with a hammer.
295
00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:21,639
How about that?
No bigger rush in the world.
296
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,440
Knock, knock. Who's there?
297
00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:25,679
Armageddon. Armageddon who?
298
00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:29,039
Armageddon excited
hitting this missile with a hammer.
299
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,279
Let me just turn the alarm off.
300
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,279
I must have left
my key card in the office.
301
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,279
Let's run and get it
in under 15 seconds.
302
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,360
Jackpot.
I am a great detective.
303
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,000
Fred, what are you doing in here?
304
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,519
It's her. What do I say?
305
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,000
I know it's weird and sudden,
306
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,679
but this is the first time
I've felt something
307
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,000
in the thin, pointy hole
left by mother.
308
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,720
Okay. But she called
before texting.
309
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,559
So she either
lives in a nursing home
310
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,000
or is scamming you
because you're rich.
311
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,720
- Velma, where are you?
- Run!
312
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,679
Hey, you need to drop
the attitude Daphne.
313
00:14:15,759 --> 00:14:18,759
I only let the star athletes
at this school insult me like that.
314
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,360
Daphne's not trying to be rude, Mom.
315
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,399
Right, Daphne, who only
goes by the name Daphne?
316
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,240
Sorry. My point is,
I'm sure my moms are very busy
317
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,879
with their meaningless jobs
318
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,320
But I still love and respect them
319
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:32,480
because I know that their goals
take precedence
320
00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,120
over my emotional well-being.
321
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,679
- I will always love my mother.
- Yes, of course you will.
322
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,960
But I will never respect her.
323
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:41,720
Sure, her job was important,
324
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,759
but that's still no excuse
for never being around.
325
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,720
So, no, I can't respect her.
Ever.
326
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,039
Yeah? Well, you ain't shit.
327
00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:54,600
Crap, Don hammered
another missile!
328
00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:56,639
Come on, Fred. Now.
329
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:04,759
Oh, no. Dogs.
330
00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:12,639
They're afraid of the missile.
Thank you, missile.
331
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,519
Room 1969. There.
332
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:26,279
What?
This is just a supply closet.
333
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,559
The glutamine isn't here.
334
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:29,960
I'm texting Norville.
Maybe we're in the wrong spot.
335
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,759
Fred, turn off the light!
336
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,720
Or if it's your bright-ass
teeth, shut your mouth
337
00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:38,080
It's not.
My teeth are much brighter.
338
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,240
It's coming from the AC vent.
Hoist me up!
339
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:46,240
Oh, my God!
340
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,759
Project SCOOBI is back up and running
and they have three dead bodies.
341
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,519
Turn that off!!
342
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,080
Freeze!
343
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,080
Hello everyone, we have
some unfortunate news.
344
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:01,080
Our daughter Daphne
has been suspended.
345
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240
And now for the good news.
346
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,480
We're still so far up
in the exit polls,
347
00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:07,759
it doesn't even matter.
348
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,279
Velma just texted.
She couldn't find the glutamine.
349
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,919
The Brains are as good as dead.
350
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,440
And soon you'll join them, Norville.
351
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:18,320
Grandma!
I'm hallucinating! I need your snacks.
352
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:20,200
But that's my last one.
353
00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:23,600
What the hell is wrong with me?
354
00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:26,480
You're hallucinating
and I only care about myself.
355
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:29,080
You're right, Norville.
I am selfish.
356
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:32,600
I have more glutamine.
I can save the Brains.
357
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,240
What? Why would you lie
about being out?
358
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,159
I just told you, I'm selfish.
Please pay attention.
359
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,720
The point is, when I learned
Velma had access to the base,
360
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,559
I let the solution boil over
361
00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:45,440
and manipulated her desire
to be a great detective
362
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:47,919
to see if Project SCOOBI
had been reactivated.
363
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
What?
364
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,480
I said there's absolutely no way
we can lose this election.
365
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,759
Okay. First things first.
366
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,919
Have you had fun today?
367
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,799
Be sure to tell your friends.
368
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:03,840
We need those
recruitment numbers up.
369
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:08,680
And secondly, what the hell are you
doing in this restricted area?
370
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:11,240
Project SCOOBI is running
on the other side of this wall,
371
00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,480
and there are three bodies.
372
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:13,759
That's impossible. Velma.
373
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:16,640
Project SCOOBI has been dead
since the early '90s.
374
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,519
They said the same thing
about rock and roll,
375
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,119
and look at it now!
Sadly limping along!
376
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,559
Velma, Velma, Velma,
377
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,799
there's nothing there but our organ
clones for important people.
378
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,920
What? I swear I just saw
a SCOOBI lab and dead bodies.
379
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,720
Don, I apologize.
380
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:42,799
And while I know the punishment
for sneaking around a base is prison,
381
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,880
consider our friendship.
382
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,039
Whatever you do with Velma,
383
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,039
please continue to hire me
for your legal woes.
384
00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:49,839
- Dad!
- Prison? Please.
385
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,559
I have much better ways Velma
and Fred can make this up to me...
386
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,000
Is it true the military accidentally
launched
387
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,559
a Minuteman III missile
388
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,759
after an officer hit it
with a small hammer?
389
00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:07,000
I plead the fifth.
The right to arm bears.
390
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,000
I still say Velma got it worse.
391
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,720
Join the military.
It's a great option for teens.
392
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:16,480
You can go viral
just by going home to your dog.
393
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,839
I was in the Army.
394
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,880
I loved it.
Taught me everything I know
395
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,079
about discipline, respect,
and tight-ass ponytails.
396
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,799
Check, one, two. Check
397
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,000
Norville? What are you doing?
398
00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:30,839
Check, one, two. Check.
Check, check, check.
399
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,880
Check, one, two,
now check behind you.
400
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,640
Behind you, check.
Check, one, two.
401
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,440
I am burying a message
in this sound check. Check, one, two.
402
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,480
Velma!
403
00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:43,039
Hold on! Back up!
404
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,680
You're telling me your glutamine hunt
was just a ruse
405
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:48,599
to use me to see if Project SCOOBI
was back up and running?
406
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,000
- You used me!
- I'm so sorry, Velma.
407
00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:54,480
Huh. Never said sorry before.
408
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:57,240
What a weird sounding word.
"So-rry".
409
00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:00,599
But is Project SCOOBI
back up?
410
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,400
Yes! I mean, I think?
411
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,920
It was there but then it wasn't.
412
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,799
Like my respect for you!
413
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,519
To think I let you
make me believe in my dreams.
414
00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:11,039
Velma, I was wrong
to play with your emotions,
415
00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,000
but the only thing
that can truly make you believe
416
00:19:13,079 --> 00:19:16,960
in your dreams
is generational wealth. Or you.
417
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,359
- Well, that's inspiring.
- Let me finish.
418
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,279
But it's a double edged sword.
419
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,759
Because unless you have
generational wealth,
420
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:25,920
it takes so much effort
to achieve your dreams,
421
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,799
the only way to do it
is to become a selfish monster.
422
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,559
Wait. So my choices are failure
to achieve my dreams
423
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,960
or selfish monster?
424
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,200
Yes. But I'm learning that
maybe family
425
00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:39,440
can help you find the level
of failure you can live with.
426
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:41,559
Check. Check. Check.
Check over your shoulder.
427
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,000
My mom is coming. Check.
428
00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:45,119
Now excuse me. I have to go.
429
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,880
I got suspended,
so Blythe can't know I'm here.
430
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,119
Plus, I have some things
I want to do in this body
431
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,519
before I give it back.
432
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,680
But what about
saving the Brains?
433
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,200
You can mix the solution, Velma.
434
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,240
I believe in you as much
as I believe in anyone,
435
00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:01,440
which isn't much, but still.
436
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,359
- Velma!
- No time. Leave me alone!
437
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,240
Okay, Velma, you can do this.
438
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,559
Hey, everyone.
439
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,559
Our first tune is called
"Song Number One".
440
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,079
Oh, God! Velma, they can't get
any more boring!
441
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,440
- Hurry!
- I'm trying.
442
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:24,559
I just need to concentrate.
As long as I can hear myself think...
443
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,039
Wait. This isn't boring at all.
444
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,680
Forgot to mention, for the last
10 seconds of their lives,
445
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:36,400
brains in jars do something
unexpected. See ya.
446
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,759
Oh, no!
447
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:46,440
- We're alive.
- We made it!
448
00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:48,720
Now I can focus
on my solo album!
449
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,559
So if Mr. S was working
for Project SCOOBI,
450
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,359
and there are
three more bodies,
451
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,960
maybe all the victims are
connected to it in some way.
452
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:02,759
It's possible. And if anyone
can figure it out, it's you.
453
00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:05,079
And Norville,
hallucinations that intense
454
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,039
are rarely caused by anxiety.
455
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,000
See if there are any external
sources triggering them.
456
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:12,960
I will, thanks! And I hope
this is the start of...
457
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,720
Hey, sorry, I don't mean
to cut this short
458
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:17,400
but my girlfriend's brain
is currently in a jar
459
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,000
and I have to get her
to her moms' victory party.
460
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,119
Of course.
461
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,359
What do you mean
Daphne's brain is missing?
462
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,440
Hey, I'm afraid
it will take too long
463
00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:34,480
to do the procedure
at this moment.
464
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,160
Let's just get
to the victory party
465
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,440
so Linda and Donna
don't get suspicious.
466
00:21:38,519 --> 00:21:40,559
Hey, this is not what I meant
when I checked
467
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,599
"open to new experiences"
on that form.
468
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,079
I tell you, I'm innocent!
And very scared!
469
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,240
And a tiny bit turned on.
Sorry. I have to take this.
470
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,359
Hey, babe, you watching me
on the public access channel
471
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,960
like the old cable TV-having
broad you are?
472
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:59,359
Yes. So put me on speaker.
I want everyone to hear this.
473
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,680
Should I be nervous?
474
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:04,519
Yes. Because I'm the serial killer,
475
00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,680
and I will keep killing
until I get what I want.
476
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,720
Oh, God! Father O'Rourke!
477
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,920
Okay, everyone,
we have exciting news.
478
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,200
Crystal Cove has just elected
its first dog comptroller!
479
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,880
Unfortunately, in the wake
of the revelation
480
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,160
that the serial killer
is yet another woman,
481
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,240
{\an8}Crystal Cove also elected
Merle Cogburn as sheriff.
482
00:22:47,519 --> 00:22:49,920
And yet, while we lost,
483
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,960
we couldn't have done
any of this without you.
484
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,559
You guys are the real losers.
Thanks for nothing.
485
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,359
Who are you?
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