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Previously on Velma...
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I'm sorry I refused to work
on your science fair project with you.
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I thought you needed a reality check.
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But maybe what you really need
is a father who's willing to listen.
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Really?
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Dr. Edna Perdue
is your grandmother?
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You know my mom went missing
when she was researching her house.
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Gigi, I swore you to secrecy!
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I'm real tired of acting nice
to make people like me.
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Okay. Well, in that case,
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would you like to learn
some real witchcraft?
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Norville, is Daphne reading
a spell book with interest?
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Oh, no! In neutralizing
his hallucinations,
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Norville accidentally removed
all his empathy.
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I think smoking weed
makes you a loser.
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Norville, that's just
the science talking. Take it back.
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Or you'll get detention.
And you can all join him.
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Saturday, 7:00 AM sharp.
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What's great about best friends
is that they know the real you.
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Are you sure I'll like Beyonce?
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I usually only listen
to public radio theme songs.
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Trust me,
you're gonna love her.
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But just like Daphne knew the real me,
I knew the real her.
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Daphne, come on.
Get off your phone.
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Yeah, just one sec.
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And Daphne Blake is no witch.
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Right?
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Poser.
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Hey, your Saturday detention
looks just like The Breakfast Club.
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Best movie of the best decade.
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When you ignore the nukes,
crack and AIDS.
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Dad, stop! No one in their right mind
is still making '80s references.
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It's bad enough that Amber
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has Daphne believing all this
'90s style witchy crap.
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"Witchy crap"?
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I hope that's a joke,
because this is me now.
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So let's just burn some sage
to cleanse the...
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What is it?
Don't tell me.
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- Negative energy.
- Negative energy. I knew that.
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This isn't sage, Daphne.
It's an old pine cone.
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Stupid witchcraft.
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How cool is it that we went
ghost hunting last night, Dad?
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Though, I still can't believe
you locked me out of the van
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for six hours
as you and Velma's mom
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loudly fought that ghost in here.
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Yes, well, anything
to help my son
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find the ghost
that possessed his mother.
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You're doing the right thing,
pretending to believe him.
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Eventually, he'll accept the truth
about Victoria on his own.
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Or, you know,
you adopt and try again.
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You're right. Admitting your mom's
a serial killer isn't easy.
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I went through the same thing
at his age.
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Enjoy detention and do
everything the teacher says.
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Unless he's a pervert.
Use your judgment.
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Or if he's a pervert,
your pepper spray.
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Way ahead of you. I have regular
and spring break strength.
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Thanks for taking me
to detention, Mom. Love you.
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Suck a turd, Lamont.
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I think you mean,
"Suck a turd, Dad."
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You sure you got this?
His empathy isn't fully back.
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He just called the mailman
"a blue shorts-wearing bitch".
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He's not wrong, but still.
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Don't worry. I so got this.
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Great. Yeah, I'll be at the spa.
Don't bother me.
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High school.
Best time of our lives.
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Best of times indeed.
I'd do anything to go back.
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Hey, we should
catch up sometime.
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You know, maybe take
a little trip down memory lane?
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Is that not what we just did?
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Best time of our lives.
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Hey, Aman. They just discovered
global warming in our pants.
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Come on.
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Yeah. Maybe this trip
down memory lane is better solo.
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Daphne, I know you're mad.
Your mood ring is black.
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Also, a mood ring? Really?
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Forget it, Velma. Daphne doesn't
want us anymore.
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We're like rich kids
trying to get into an Ivy these days.
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Rejected, unless
you're super rich.
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Only because you all rejected Amber
without ever giving them a chance.
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Like they were a female
late-night talk show host.
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I'm sorry, but the popular clique
has already absorbed
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a mouthy nerd and brains in jars.
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We have to draw
the line at witches,
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or we're literally
just the drama club!
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Stop yelling!
We're in a library.
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This is where you yell at nerds.
Norville...
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Guys, I'm sorry
I got us all detention.
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Fortunately, I feel
my empathy coming back.
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I should be able
to apologize to my dad
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and get us out of here.
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- Wait. Really?
- Yes, Dad.
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I'm so sorry...
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that you're a little bitty baby.
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And I'm sorry you zapped your brain
and aren't really yourself.
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But there's only one thing
that'll end detention
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and it's not an apology.
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Here comes the perv stuff.
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What? No, no, no.
See, as your guidance counselor,
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it's my job to monitor
your well-being.
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Which I do via our school's
closed circuit camera system.
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What? Principal Rogers said
those are for a Japanese reality show
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called Unsafe American
High School.
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Yes, well, the point is
I know each of you
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is dealing with
a common teen issue.
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Who am I?
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Girlfriend is now a witch.
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Don't even know
where to start.
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Brain in a jar.
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Has hallucinations
because he accidentally killed
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Fred's mom with a stalactite.
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This is all standard stuff, people.
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Hold on. Saturday detention,
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teens reduced to a single
character trait?
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Was my dad right?
Oh, no.
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- You wouldn't.
- Oh, I would.
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We're doing
a Breakfast Club, baby.
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By following the rules
of the '80s best movie,
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you'll be here
until unsanctioned hijinks
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lead to tidy teen
issue resolution.
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But teens
are over '80s references.
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And yet, every time pop culture
tries to move forward,
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some Gen X loser like you
holds a boom box over his head
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and we all have
to moonwalk back to 1982.
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The moonwalk wasn't
debuted until 1983, you dork!
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Nobody cares anymore!
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I see. And you all feel this
way about '80s references?
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Unless we're talking
trickle-down, I'm out.
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Perfecto-mundo!
'Cause there's nothing more '80s
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than dorks, misfits
and popular kids
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uniting against
an authority figure.
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Let the catharsis through
minor rebellion begin.
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Yes, Daphne's
already sneaking out.
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Relax, I'm just going to pee.
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Something girls didn't start doing
until '90s independent films.
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If you're here to apologize
about earlier, don't.
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- I'm not that mad.
- Wait, really?
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I came in thinking you might cram me
in the tampon dispenser.
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That's just it. Being popular is all
about power and domination.
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Wicca is about kindness.
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Putting my faith into
positive energy and...
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Shoot! What's the third thing?
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Following the Wiccan Rede.
Have you been using the flashcards?
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This is my point, Daphne.
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Amber, I have nothing
against you personally.
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And yes, Daphne's more calm.
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And that dress is, like, "Damn."
But...
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Where was I going with this?
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You feel threatened by the waning
influence you have over Daphne?
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No. I feel threatened by you
feeding her a bunch
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of neo-pagan garbage.
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Before you, the only magic
she liked was Mike.
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See, that negativity is exactly why
you could never be Wicca.
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- Wiccan. Which is it again?
- You gotta use the flashcards!
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Still, as my girlfriend,
can you at least try to support me?
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Fine. But only as your girlfriend.
As a friend, I still hate it.
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Blessings.
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And as your best friend,
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I am gonna prove
that this is not who you are.
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- Hey, there.
- I got a text alert.
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That someone
logged into my computer.
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Are you using the cameras
to monitor yet another
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'80s movie detention?
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You swore you'd stop those.
We installed those cameras
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for a Japanese reality show.
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I know. I'm not.
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Even if I were, the kids aren't doing
anything fun or rebellious.
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They're just doing nothing.
Like in a '70s movie.
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This is your
final chapter, Norville!
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Please, no. Not wordplay.
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Norville! Oh, God!
You're hallucinating.
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Yes, they just came back.
But seeing Victoria is good news.
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If my hallucinations
have completely returned,
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that means my empathy
has also completely returned.
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Norville, I don't think you're having
hallucinations of Victoria.
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I saw an energy around you.
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I think you're being haunted
by Victoria's ghost.
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What?
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Wait.
That makes perfect sense.
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Mother's been haunting Norville
as revenge for killing her.
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Mother, if you're here,
send a sign.
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It is her ghost.
She's ignoring me.
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Fred, that makes no sense.
Why would eating make her go away?
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Is she a ghost or a boyfriend?
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Velma, Mother was a rich
bottle blonde in her fifties.
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Nothing scared her
more than food.
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Well, the only way we'll know for sure
is to try and summon Victoria with...
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a seance.
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- Yeah, Amber, I don't know.
- Thank you. Finally.
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A seance is exactly
the kind of rebellious thing
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Lamont would want us to do
to fulfill his overdone '80s fantasies.
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I know, but we have to try.
I'm desperate.
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And if we concoct
an elaborate scheme
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so my dad doesn't know we're
doing an elaborate scheme,
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then it becomes a comment
on '80s movies.
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And that's meta, which is our
generation's thing.
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Wait, elaborate scheme?
That's it.
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I can use this seance to prove
to Daphne that Amber's a fraud.
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Was that an evil laugh?
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Nope. Just getting
into the witchy spirit.
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Velma, where are you?
I don't see you.
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I know. I was trying to make
a peephole into the girls' showers
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and got stuck in the wall. Help!
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No! Peepholes
were one of the things
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we had to leave in the '80s.
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Like high-paying factory jobs.
I'll be right there.
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And not a word of this to Blythe.
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It worked. We have
at least 20 minutes
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before he discovers I'm lying.
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Okay, to commune with the dead,
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we'll need something
that belonged to Victoria.
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What about Steve Buscemi?
Mother won him in a poker game.
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- Something smaller will do.
- Steve Buscemi's hand?
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Daphne why don't you
and Velma go with Fred
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to find something of Victoria's
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and make sure it wasn't stolen
from marginalized people.
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Jeez, how tight are the rails
on this gonna be?
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Actually, if my memories of laughing
through books on spiritualism hold true,
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candles always seem
to be part of seances.
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Maybe Olive, Gigi and I could
go get some Bunsen burners
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from the chemistry lab?
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Good idea. And Norville,
we'll need something
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to make a pentagram on the floor.
Can you get goat blood?
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Yes, actually. There's a ton
of it in the cafeteria.
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Perfect. I'll go with you in case
you have another encounter.
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All right. Let's summon
a ghost, my witches.
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God, I was the king here.
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And I remember exactly
where it all went wrong.
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Hey, Aman. You wanna go party
in the newspaper office?
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I got something
that's gonna blow your mind.
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And chicks supposedly
go crazy for it.
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- You ever heard of law school?
- Law school?
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You remember the '60s, guys?
Lots of Vietnam films out right now.
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Lamo!
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Velma, have you seen your father?
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Does any child really see
their father, Sophie?
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Now I gotta go.
Amber's doing a seance.
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A seance?
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I knew something was up
with those new witchy neighbors.
239
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All their wind chimes have totally
screwed up Amanda's nap schedule.
240
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Go back in Mom!
No chimes in Mom.
241
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,080
Steer clear of them, Velma.
Dark forces are at play.
242
00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:30,480
Don't worry, they're harmless.
243
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,399
This witch business
is all a bunch of BS
244
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,720
and I'm about to prove it.
245
00:11:33,799 --> 00:11:37,639
BS? But you were just so gung-ho
about helping with a seance,
246
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,679
we were gonna make fun of you
behind your back.
247
00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:42,240
It was for show. I know Daphne
doesn't believe this stuff,
248
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,200
but the more I tell her that,
the more she digs in.
249
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,240
Like girls with
noncommittal boyfriends.
250
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,679
But this is our chance
to expose Amber as a fraud.
251
00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:52,039
Yes! What if we make Amber
think they're channeling someone dead
252
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,120
but then we bust them by revealing
the person's actually still alive?
253
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,080
It's the classic Jesus prank.
254
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,960
Perfect. Daphne will then
see the error of her ways
255
00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:03,039
and we welcome her back
into the warm glow
256
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,440
of her ring light.
257
00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:08,120
Really? You don't think
this will work?
258
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,799
All right. Well, I keep some other
stuff of Mother's in here.
259
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:13,559
Perfume, creams made
from whales...
260
00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:16,320
- Wait, is that locket your mother's?
- Yes.
261
00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,759
- It's her dogs.
- Yeah, it's her backup locket.
262
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,759
She had one of father
and me as well,
263
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,559
probably, but was buried with it.
264
00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:25,960
Probably.
265
00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:27,240
We have to go.
266
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,679
Lamont's on his way back
from the girls' locker room.
267
00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:34,879
I just have to assume Velma was
another victim of the shower snakes.
268
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:41,159
Where's that old article
Blythe wrote?
269
00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:42,879
Found it!
270
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:52,279
Here's to Aman getting an internship
at my old man's law firm.
271
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,679
Yeah. As a morally
virtuous young man,
272
00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:56,399
I can't wait to help people.
273
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,120
Help people?
Don's dad just figured out a way
274
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,440
to buy musicians' song
catalogs out from under them.
275
00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:06,799
What? I want no part of that.
No way I'm taking that internship.
276
00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:09,120
Hey, get out.
277
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,399
You're supposed to be watching
for the principal, Lamo.
278
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,840
It's Lamont, Aman.
279
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:17,960
And what are you doing in here?
Taking a trip down memory lane
280
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:21,440
to when Principal Smith gave
us our awesome detention? Nice!
281
00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:26,840
Drinking in school? Detention.
Even you, Lamo.
282
00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:29,759
- It's Lamont, Principal Smith.
- Principal Smith?
283
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,480
What are you
talking about, Lamo?
284
00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,600
Blythe!
What are you doing here?
285
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,320
I was talking about the past
with my homeslice Aman.
286
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,720
Where'd he go?
287
00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:42,440
I cut my spa day short,
288
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,679
because I knew you were
forcing these poor kids
289
00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,919
into an '80s detention, Lamont!
290
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,720
So now, you get to stay in detention
and make sure no one does anything.
291
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:55,759
You may have fooled her,
but I know you're up to something,
292
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,919
and I've never been happier.
What is it?
293
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,200
Well, we might as well tell you.
Norville's hallucinations are back,
294
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,720
but Amber now thinks
they are actually a ghost.
295
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,919
So we're having a seance
to prove Amber right.
296
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,720
Or wrong.
297
00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:10,720
A seance?
That's incredible.
298
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:14,919
No. What's incredible is how you ever
had enough testosterone to sire a child.
299
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,679
JK. JK. I was just checking
that my empathy is fully back.
300
00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:20,759
And it is. I can't
believe I said that.
301
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,200
Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick.
302
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,200
Son, please don't beat yourself up.
303
00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:26,960
Kids today are already
so stressed out.
304
00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,279
That's actually why I planned
these detentions.
305
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,279
So you're forced
to have some fun.
306
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,159
My detention back in the day
was so awesome, I fainted.
307
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,600
Missed the whole thing.
308
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,320
I've been trying
to relive it ever since.
309
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:44,960
And if I can help some teens
like you along the way, even better.
310
00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:47,879
Well, then, good news, Lamont.
Because to pull off our seance,
311
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,679
we need you to distract Blythe
by recreating the most iconic
312
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,679
'80s movie scene ever.
313
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,080
Why are we looking up?
314
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:01,639
Lamont! What the hell are you
doing up there?
315
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,799
The Triple Lindy
316
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:06,120
from underrated '80s comedy,
Back to School.
317
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,960
Wait! Velma meant crawl through the
ceiling like in The Breakfast Club.
318
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,159
Oh, damn it!
319
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,679
Classic.
320
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,919
All right, everyone, hold hands
in a circle around Norville.
321
00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:28,799
Here we go.
322
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,519
Spirit of Victoria Jones,
are you... Wait.
323
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,320
I'm getting some
real bad energy from Velma.
324
00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:36,879
Who, me? Nope.
Everything's normal.
325
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,559
Velma, I know you
and your flop sweat.
326
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,720
- You're up to something.
- No, I'm not.
327
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,960
I just feel it's weird
when adults hold hands.
328
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:45,919
Don't like it on Thanksgiving,
don't like it now.
329
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,759
Not buying it. Olive, Gigi,
330
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,559
I invoke a force stronger
than any magic...
331
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,080
Girl Code.
332
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,799
If you know my girlfriend
is up to something,
333
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:54,960
you have to tell me.
334
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:59,080
Girl Code is just a myth
perpetuated by early 2000s comedy.
335
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,159
Velma wanted us to help
her expose Amber as a fraud.
336
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,480
What?
337
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,279
Velma, I thought you were
trying to support me.
338
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,399
This is worse than when
you secretly threw away my clogs.
339
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,480
I know. But you know I can't get behind
the idea of ghosts or magic
340
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:15,240
or higher powers in the universe.
341
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,039
Which is so interesting,
342
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,840
seeing as how you have had
an inexplicable,
343
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:22,320
otherworldly experience
with a higher power
344
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,279
and we both know it.
345
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,480
Hey, you can stop.
The song ended.
346
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,399
I don't care.
This feels too good.
347
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,759
Wait, what's happening?
348
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,720
- What are you?
- What am I?
349
00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:41,120
I'm as close as you're
getting to Beyonce, kid.
350
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,120
What is this place? And is the line
for merch shorter?
351
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,879
This is where you go when Beyonce's
music awakens your soul.
352
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,639
To the endless possibilities
of our universe.
353
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,039
So if possibilities are endless,
can I float closer to the stage?
354
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,279
- You're not on the list.
- Oh, God!
355
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,960
I was just light-headed from yelling
at people who told me to stop singing.
356
00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:04,359
You can try to brush it off,
but you know in your heart
357
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,240
that you encountered a power
higher than yourself that night.
358
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,839
It was an outdoor concert
359
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,920
sponsored by a microwave
burrito company.
360
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,880
Everyone was higher
than me that night.
361
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,880
Just face it.
You know I'm right.
362
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,359
I'm your best friend.
I know the real you.
363
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:21,480
This is exactly why I don't want you
doing these detentions.
364
00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:25,400
People get hurt!
And healthcare is way worse now.
365
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,759
You only say that because
you had an awesome detention.
366
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,960
But I missed it.
367
00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:32,599
And worse, you won't even
tell me how awesome it was.
368
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,480
Because it wasn't awesome.
369
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,000
Hey, should we help him?
370
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,759
Oh, no!
I've committed vandalism!
371
00:17:40,839 --> 00:17:42,200
I'm gonna get expelled!
372
00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:45,079
No. You can fake an injury
and sue the school.
373
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,279
My dad will represent you...
374
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,599
if you take that internship
at his law firm.
375
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,079
What? But a moral
compromise like that
376
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,480
could change my whole life.
377
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:57,519
I wish you had never
introduced me to the law, Don.
378
00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:00,240
Aman sued the school
to avoid expulsion.
379
00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:03,279
But it cost him his soul.
I became a principal to ensure
380
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,559
no more lives
were ruined by detention.
381
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,079
And Don got as far away
from the law as possible
382
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,559
by joining the military.
383
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,640
I wrote an article about it back then,
but never published it.
384
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,440
There's still a copy in the newspaper
office, though. Come on.
385
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:21,920
Wait, it's gone!
386
00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:24,359
Okay, fine, Daphne.
387
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,720
Maybe there might be
some kind of higher power,
388
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,720
but it's still a stretch
to go from passing out
389
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:31,000
at a Beyonce concert
to summoning ghosts.
390
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:33,240
Well, then what if
we don't call it a seance?
391
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,960
What if instead, we honor
your Beyonce experience
392
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,640
and call it a...
393
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,759
Se-yonce?
394
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:41,799
A Se-yonce. That's so beautiful.
395
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,720
That just might work. Wow, Daph,
you really do know me.
396
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:48,319
And just to be clear,
this is still about figuring out
397
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,680
if I'm haunted
by a ghost, right?
398
00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:52,559
Wait. I thought it was about my mother
explaining she's innocent.
399
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,200
It can still be about those things.
400
00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:56,759
I'm just way more invested
now that it's also about me.
401
00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:59,359
That's right. And I know
the perfect chant to get us started.
402
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,480
Everyone knows Beyonce's
song, "Haunted," right?
403
00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,400
It's what you do,
404
00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,039
it's what you see.
405
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,119
I know if I'm haunting you,
you must be haunting me.
406
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:14,000
I know...
407
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,519
Did George R.R. Martin
finally release his next novel
408
00:19:16,599 --> 00:19:19,200
or are my nipples erect because
the temperature just dropped?
409
00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:24,799
It's Mother. Flickering lights was her
favorite wasting energy flex.
410
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,480
Keep chanting, everyone!
A magnificent spirit is near!
411
00:19:30,759 --> 00:19:32,839
Ah, nuts. I scared it off.
412
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,519
I knew I was coming
on too strong.
413
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,720
Oh, God, there's something
in here with us.
414
00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:42,319
It's Mother. Tell them
you're innocent!
415
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,359
And also that we are using
your backup locket,
416
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,799
not the one
with my picture in it!
417
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,119
There's a hidden inscription.
418
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,559
"This locket contains the only
things I've ever truly loved."
419
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,279
"I own no other lockets."
What?
420
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,880
Oh, God! It's the ghost.
Kill it!
421
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,160
Amber? I knew it was you
as soon as I saw it was you.
422
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,119
But it wasn't. I was just trying
to catch the real spirit.
423
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,279
We all felt it, right?
424
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:13,240
The only thing I feel
is the satisfaction of being right.
425
00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:15,319
Face it, Amber.
You staged everything.
426
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,839
How could they? They've been with us
the whole time.
427
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,880
Just because
there are mysteries in life
428
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,000
that the great Velma Dinkley
can't solve,
429
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:24,160
doesn't mean you should
take it out on Amber!
430
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,920
Oh, but I can solve this mystery.
All Amber would have to do
431
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,519
is distract us with some
seance mumbo jumbo
432
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,880
while they fiddled
with this old electrical box.
433
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,960
And cranking up the AC
not only provided the spooky
434
00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:38,640
supernatural chill
in the room,
435
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,880
but it also blew the books
and papers off the shelves.
436
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,279
I have to admit, Amber.
437
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:48,480
I thought your skills were relegated
to the handmade soap realm,
438
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,720
but apparently I was wrong.
439
00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,440
What? None of that is true.
440
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,480
Yeah. They didn't
do it, Velma.
441
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:57,000
You're more off base than when
you tried to go to second.
442
00:20:57,079 --> 00:20:59,599
I'm off base? What about you
and all this witchy stuff?
443
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,000
This isn't you, Daphne.
444
00:21:01,079 --> 00:21:03,119
It's a whim, like when
we made Pride and Prejudice
445
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,359
our whole personality.
446
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,519
No, it is me. I went to Thorn's
bookstore, read a lot
447
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,839
and gave it a ton of thought.
448
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,880
You, of all people, know how much
I've struggled to find the real me.
449
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,279
And I finally did.
This is who I am.
450
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,920
That's not true. It can't be.
451
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,240
Because it's not the unknown
that freaks me out.
452
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,759
It's idiots like you who ignore facts
and science that do.
453
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:29,039
What's going on here?
It's 4:45.
454
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,079
Your parents can and will sue
if we keep you past 5:00.
455
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,200
- Oh, God!
- Aman?
456
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:39,359
- So how was detention, son?
- How was it?
457
00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:41,880
I lost my innoc-once.
458
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,200
Are you ready
for tonight's ghost hunt?
459
00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:47,759
More than ever.
460
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,519
So how did the seance go?
461
00:22:10,599 --> 00:22:13,160
It was bad, but I am glad I tried.
462
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,759
You're right about me
needing to relax.
463
00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:17,240
Maybe the '80s
can still teach us stuff.
464
00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:18,680
No, they can't.
465
00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:22,359
It's time for me and every guy my age
to stop living in the past.
466
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,839
And start living in the even more
467
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,920
distant past of the Civil War
like we're supposed to.
468
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,480
There's a lot to be said
for a tidy '80s ending.
469
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,680
Today's endings are all
about the throw forward.
470
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:35,319
Wait, what's that?
471
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,079
Hey, I'll catch up
with you guys later.
472
00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:42,839
Why would Mr. S have something
from the Crystal Cove Insane Asylum?
473
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,000
Dr. Dane Dupree?
474
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,039
Holy crap.
Is my grandma alive?
475
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:13,680
Hey, buddy. Remember this?
I was serious when I said
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I wanted to catch up.
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You owe me.
And lives are at stake.
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So was Aman looking for the articlethe whole time
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in order to get Don to talk to him?
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It seems this high school is evenmore unsafe than we thought!
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