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Whoa...
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♪ Damn, it feels
good to be a gangsta ♪
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- ♪ A real gangster-type player
plays his cards right ♪ - We made it!
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♪ A real gangster-type
player never runs his mouth ♪
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♪ 'Cause real gangsterized
players don't start fights ♪
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What is this
wondrous metropolis?
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- ♪ Showing all his boys... ♪
- Reno, baby. Reno.
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♪ Gangster-type
players don't flex that ♪
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♪ 'Cause real gangster-like
players know they go ♪
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This is where it's
all gonna go down.
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♪ 'Cause
gangsterized playas... ♪
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The Taj Mahal of Ten-pins.
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The Belle of the Balls.
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♪ 'Cause real
gangsta-type players don't... ♪
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The National Bowling Stadium.
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Your battleground.
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You're damn right.
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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Wow. This is some fancy place.
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Did you see the sign?
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Kevin James is headlining here!
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The mall cop?
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That means you
know it's top-notch.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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We literally planned to
meet here at this exact time.
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It's not at all surprising.
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Wow. This place is nice.
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And apparently,
the spa is to die for.
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So what do you say, Knuchles?
Wanna get a massage later?
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Yes! My body is
literally one giant muscle!
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You know what, I'm
gonna hit up a bar, dude.
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Get myself a Wandarita.
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Hey, Knucks. That's
what I call a margarita.
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- That sounds fun. I want a Wandarita!
- No.
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No. There will be no Wandaritas.
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There will be no massages.
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We're on the run. We
need to keep a low profile.
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Hey, Wade. That's fine
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if you and Knuckles wanna
just slip into this sea of dorks.
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We're gonna go have some fun.
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- We're not dorks.
- Let's go.
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- We're cool!
- Yeah, we're mad cool!
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- Come on, let's go drink.
- - Later, dorks!
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Unbelievable.
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Isn't it crazy that
we're related?
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It's him.
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♪ I'm a burning effigy of
everything I used to be ♪
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- Be cool.
- ♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪
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♪ So, come on, let
me entertain you ♪
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- ♪ Let me ♪
- The confidence...
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♪ Entertain you
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♪ Life's too short
for you to die ♪
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♪ So grab yourself an alibi
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- ♪ Heaven knows your
mother lied ♪ - The swagger...
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♪ Separate your
right from wrongs ♪
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♪ Come and sing
a different song ♪
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♪ The kettle's on, so
don't be long, mon cher! ♪
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♪ So, come on, let me
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♪ Entertain you
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Well played! Big winner!
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♪ Let me entertain you,
let me entertain you! ♪
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- ♪ So, come on, let me
- Let my fans have them.
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♪ Entertain you
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♪ Let me entertain you
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Whoa.
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It's like...
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It's like we could be twins.
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I mean, he's so...
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No, no. Can't talk to him.
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What is wrong?
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Look at him. My dad is so cool.
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I wouldn't even know
what to say to him.
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Well, I do. Come, Wade Whipple.
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I have an idea.
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You sure this is gonna work?
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I will not let you
down, my friend.
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It was known far and
wide by all Echidna
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that Knuckles has a
way with the words.
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Now, confidently approach
the one they call Pistol Pete
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- and say...
- Father Whipple.
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Hello there. So, what
are we signing today?
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Balls, pins, body parts?
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If you want a signed photo,
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I'm afraid it'll run extra.
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It is I, Wade Whipple,
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your long-abandoned... progeny.
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Wade?
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My God.
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It is you.
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- I know what you must be...
- Thinking.
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That I'm here to slay you
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and take my rightful
place on the throne.
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But...
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no.
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I come here today to make peace.
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To repair the paternal bond
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that you so callously tore
apart many decades ago.
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I see.
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Are you feeling
alright, dear boy? You...
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You seem a little...
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- different.
- Yes!
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I have grown into a
powerful adult man
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with many great skills and
accomplishments to my name.
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Have you now?
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Many human women have
taken notice of my feats of strength.
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Yes. Yes, I get that.
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But, tell me, wh... why
are you talking like this?
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This is extraordinary.
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It's like looking at a
mirror image of myself.
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Of course, I am more
muscular and mighty,
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and you are frail and sickly.
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- But...
- The resemblance is uncanny!
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You truly are a
stunning creature!
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Oh, sick costume, bro!
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Are you here for the
mascot convention, too?
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What team are you with?
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My tribe? The Echidnas!
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Oh, right. They play in...
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Albuquerque, right?
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Go, 'Chidnas!
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna speak for myself.
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I came here 'cause
I missed you, Dad.
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I was hoping you'd
missed me, too.
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Well, of course I
missed you, son.
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So, what are you doing here?
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Did you come to watch your dear
old dad knock over some pins?
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Oh, no. I'm here to roll.
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In the tournament? You?
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Like father, like son, eh?
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Well, may the best man win.
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I'm just kidding.
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It's good to see you,
son. I'll tell you what.
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After we bowl, let's catch
up on lost time, shall we?
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- Yeah! Of course. Yes!
- Yes?
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W-We laugh the same!
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Well done, Knuckles. You
have not lost your touch.
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- Where are we?
- I don't know.
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But it definitely looks
like the type of place
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you take people
you're about to murder.
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Clearly, there's been a bit
of a misunderstanding here.
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Um, you seem mad
at us, but it's all good.
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We're on the same team.
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You know what?
Forget I said anything.
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You failed to bring
me the Echidna.
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And I don't deal
well with failure.
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You know,
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we've got a lot in common.
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You wouldn't be able to
tell by the look of this place,
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but not so long ago,
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I used to work for GUN as well.
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Though it wasn't
called GUN back then.
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It was a military
shadow ops program,
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run by a difficult... and
very brilliant roboticist.
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Wait, so... you
worked for Robotnik.
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I did.
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Until the day he
met a little blue alien
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and lost his big bald mind.
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After that, GUN tried to erase
all connections with Robotnik,
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including me.
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Sent a team to take me out.
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That didn't work
out so well for them.
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So I went underground,
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starting selling my
creations in the black market.
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And before you know it,
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I built an empire.
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Come on, man, just
give us a little more time!
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We can catch Knuckles.
We will catch him.
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- Why should I believe you?
- Because you're right.
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We do have a lot in common.
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You want to know
why I betrayed GUN?
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Because they betrayed me first.
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I dedicated my entire life
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to studying extraterrestrials.
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Then San Francisco happened,
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and I saw a threat
unlike anything
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this world had ever seen.
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So I joined up for one reason.
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To protect this planet.
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But soon, I discovered
instead of neutralizing the aliens,
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we let them play
house in Montana!
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Trusting them as
they shed quills
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with the destructive power
of a thermonuclear weapon
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every time they
go out for a jog!
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I tried to warn the
fools in charge,
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but instead of listening,
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I was the one who
was neutralized.
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Taken out of the field,
shoved behind a desk,
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wasting my career.
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Ordering gift cards and
planning fake weddings!
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So, believe me,
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I want GUN to suffer
as much as you do.
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And if you give us
one more chance...
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they will.
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Oh, man. Oh, my God.
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I still require the echidna to
power my newest creation.
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But the price has changed.
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Now, your only reward
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will be your lives.
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Welcome to the Bowling
Tournament of Champions.
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- I'm Gary N. Sinclair III Esq.
- And I'm Dylan Beagleton.
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And we are here in
sunny Reno, Nevada,
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which is so close to Hell,
you can smell the sparks.
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And you know what? Today we
have a bunch of amazing competitors
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getting ready to collide
in a game of champions.
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That's right, it's
poor man's baseball...
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- bowling.
- Yeah!
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Beautiful day for
bowling, I gotta say.
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Dylan, what do you think?
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I think it's a great
day for bowling.
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And actually, to be clear,
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the weather has no effect on
this sport because we're inside.
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You see? This is why
I love working with you.
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You're a real details man.
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We're gonna get into those
details throughout today.
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But first, let me tell you
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a little bit about
the competition.
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We have 32 teams, each
have won an individual contest
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in the Central Northwest
Regional District
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of the good old US of A.
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These are hardened competitors
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from the greatest
part of our country
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- who are ready to bring it.
- Now, Gary.
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- Yes.
- In the sport of bowling,
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it doesn't get any
bigger than this.
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And I understand that
you've been doing this
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- for quite a while.
- That's right.
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I actually started off
on ESPN Veinticinco,
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and I'm hoping to get
down to ESPN Seis.
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Wow. Well, Gary, I've been told
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that you have a very
famous catchphrase,
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00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,280
and this crowd looks
like they want to hear it.
256
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,630
- How about let it fly?
- Alright, I will.
257
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:58,114
Let's get ready to roll
some... bowling balls!
258
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,813
- That's... That's popular?
- Uh, well, yeah.
259
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,425
No, I-I've seen people
like, you know, say it.
260
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,833
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
261
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,574
♪ Push it to the limit
262
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,928
♪ Walk along the razor's edge ♪
263
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,626
♪ But don't look down,
just keep your head ♪
264
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,194
♪ Or you're finished
265
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,196
Wow! Would you
look at those outfits?
266
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,632
They are not real cowboys.
267
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,156
♪ Open up the limit ♪
268
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,726
♪ Past the point of no return
269
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,555
♪ Reached the top,
but still you gotta learn ♪
270
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,600
♪ How to keep it
271
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,302
Uh-oh! I think
we're about to see it!
272
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,933
- There they are.
- Here come the finger guns!
273
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,090
♪ Like a bat outta hell,
you could crash the gates ♪
274
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,704
♪ Crash the gates!
275
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,446
♪ Going for the back of beyond ♪
276
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,884
♪ Nothing gonna stop you,
there's nothing that strong ♪
277
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,930
♪ So close now, you're
nearly at the brink ♪
278
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,368
- Let's go!
- Knocking down those pins with ease.
279
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,539
- Wow. Wow. What is he doing?
- Wait. Wait a second.
280
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,507
Wow. Okay. Wade.
281
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,514
♪ Welcome to the limit
282
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,037
♪ Yeah
283
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,084
♪ Take it, baby, one step more ♪
284
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,869
♪ The power
game's still playing ♪
285
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,132
♪ So you better win it
286
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,926
- Wonder where you learned that.
- I learned from the best!
287
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:09,376
♪ Push it to the limit, limit! ♪
288
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,422
♪ No one left to
stand in your way ♪
289
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,076
♪ You might get careless...
290
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,662
Come on, Wade! Be
better than you are!
291
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,384
♪ Livin'
292
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,737
Yes!
293
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,131
- Yes!
- ♪ Limit
294
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,524
♪ Don't look down,
just keep your head ♪
295
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,483
- Yeah! Wow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
296
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,137
To be in that crowd.
297
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,966
♪ Welcome to the limit
298
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,057
And there you have it.
299
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:41,234
What an amazing day for bowling!
300
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,759
We'll be back
tomorrow with the finals.
301
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,328
And, uh, well, that's...
that's basically it.
302
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,939
The birds and the bees.
303
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,855
To be honest,
I'm a bit surprised
304
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,770
you didn't know
about all this yet.
305
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:58,599
To tell you the truth,
I-I know all about it.
306
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,776
- I just always wanted to have "the talk."
- Oh.
307
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,212
Ah, ha, yes.
308
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,432
This has been so nice
spending time with you, Dad,
309
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,564
but if you think
buttering me up like this
310
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:10,437
is gonna let you beat me
in the finals, think again, pal.
311
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,265
You're a Whipple, dear boy.
312
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,093
I expect you to
give it your all.
313
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,877
Pistol Pete?
314
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,343
Would it be alright if
we got your autograph?
315
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,029
Oh, I'm so sorry.
316
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,489
Not when I'm with family.
317
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,404
Sorry. Thank you.
318
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,103
Hey, um,
319
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,279
speaking of family...
320
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,545
- Could I ask you o-one question?
- Sure. Shoot.
321
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,940
Why did you leave?
322
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,209
I left...
323
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,298
because I was
searching for something.
324
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,737
And, uh...
325
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,609
I thought the only place
I could find it was, uh,
326
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,698
on the lanes.
327
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,137
But now, I know...
328
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,270
the place I should've
been looking all along
329
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,492
was at home. With you.
330
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,538
I messed up, son.
331
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,977
Made mistakes. Big ones.
332
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,765
But I want you to know that, uh,
333
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:21,769
despite how it might
seem, I-I never forgot you.
334
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,250
Ever.
335
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,385
What's this?
336
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:37,915
"Wadejammerz '95."
"Wadejammerz '96."
337
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,700
"Wadejammerz '97."
338
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,833
My mixes. You got 'em.
339
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,793
I got them all.
340
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,492
I just never had the damn
courage to write you back.
341
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,453
Because I'm a coward.
342
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,196
A total schmuck.
343
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,155
You're not a schmuck.
344
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,722
You're my dad.
345
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,821
- I'm so sorry, son.
- It's okay.
346
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,912
I forgive you, Dad.
347
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,482
You know what?
This has been nice.
348
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:27,313
- Would you like to see my suite?
- Would I ever!
349
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,532
They got me staying in
some kinda janitor's closet.
350
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,143
Okay, well, why don't
you come by my suite later,
351
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,929
and we can catch up some
more? How's that sound?
352
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,931
- That'd be amazing!
- Good.
353
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,020
- Good.
- Dad.
354
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,553
One second!
355
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,643
Easy on the snacks, pal.
That costs, like, 15 bucks a bag.
356
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,079
Hey, darling.
357
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,256
Hi, Mom! What's going on?
358
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,649
I brought you something.
359
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,956
- My old ball!
- Oh, I thought you might like it.
360
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:06,134
- Aw, that's so nice, Mom.
- Oh, good. Good.
361
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,182
Th-There is...
362
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,706
There's something else.
363
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,623
This is hard for me.
364
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,494
Um...
365
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,802
I saw you today
with your father,
366
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,806
and I noticed this
look in your eyes, and...
367
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:31,290
Wade, it wasn't easy
for me when he left.
368
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,820
It wasn't easy for
any of us, and...
369
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,033
We bounced around
from place to place,
370
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:39,907
and I took any job that
would have me, and...
371
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:42,388
But, in the end, I
think we worked it out.
372
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,434
Made a home for
the family, and...
373
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,915
Sometimes I used
to say to myself
374
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:50,091
what he did, leaving us,
375
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:53,790
leaving you, wasn't
that bad. Wasn't his fault.
376
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,837
But it was.
377
00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:00,275
It was his fault.
And it was bad.
378
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:02,886
He hurt me, Wade.
379
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,194
He hurt you.
380
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,022
And when I saw that
look in your eye today,
381
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,589
I got worried.
382
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,635
I got worried he was
gonna hurt us again.
383
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,984
Look...
384
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:19,294
Mom, I know that you and Dad
have a complicated relationship,
385
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:23,037
but that's your relationship.
386
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,169
Dad and I are still
figuring ours out.
387
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,433
- Wade...
- No, I get it
388
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,217
if you don't want
him in your life,
389
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,480
but I might want him in mine.
390
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,093
You can't take that from me.
391
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:37,268
Darling...
392
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:41,055
just be careful.
393
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,058
Your father's great at
convincing people to love him.
394
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,278
And that's usually when
he decides to leave.
395
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,586
Good luck out there.
396
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,187
Hold the door, please!
397
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,041
Thank you.
398
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:13,043
- What floor?
- Oh, five. Thanks.
399
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:32,019
- Dad?
- Mm. Come in, dear boy.
400
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,066
What is this place?
Is this like a second
401
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,372
sky lobby or something?
402
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,853
Well, actually, it's my lobby.
403
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:42,072
Welcome to my penthouse.
404
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,988
Wow!
405
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,947
It's incredible!
406
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,949
And for a professional bowler,
407
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,168
it is humbly decorated!
408
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,955
Ho! Gold everywhere!
So sensible.
409
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,044
Wait a minute.
410
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:00,700
That's a private balcony?!
411
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,488
The prettiest skyline
in the universe.
412
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,403
Reno, Nevada.
413
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:15,236
Dad! Do you realize how
opulent it is to have a fireplace
414
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,891
in such a generally
temperate climate in Nevada?
415
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,458
- Yes.
- Wow.
416
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,547
- Bowling has really done well for you.
- Well...
417
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,158
I do alright.
418
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:27,335
Would you, uh, would you
care to see the master suite?
419
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,337
Uh, yeah!
420
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,515
This way.
421
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,431
Full disclosure,
422
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,868
I have never been
in a hotel room
423
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:41,697
where someone needed to
utter the phrase "this way."
424
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,133
Mm.
425
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:45,266
Listen, Wade.
426
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:48,225
- I am sorry.
- Oh, yeah.
427
00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,663
Don't worry. We
talked about it. It's okay.
428
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,055
No, no.
429
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,536
Not for that.
430
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,885
For this...
431
00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:00,020
Wade...
432
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,545
- Mom.
- Hello, Whipple.
433
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:07,157
- Long time no see.
- What's up, Wade?
434
00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:08,832
What's up, dude.
435
00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:11,161
Looks like you got
yourself into a little dilemma,
436
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,382
- doesn't it?
- Wade.
437
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,210
Dude, the perimeter
has been breached.
438
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,778
Okay? Now, bro,
that is FBI speak.
439
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:22,259
- It means they've gone too far.
- I know what it means!
440
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:23,739
Okay, well.
441
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,916
Dad, you gave me up.
442
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,049
How could you?
443
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:32,531
Just like when you
abandoned me at that TJ Maxx.
444
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:35,708
Except this is a
billion times worse.
445
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:38,537
Yes, I know, and I
am so frightfully sorry,
446
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,234
dear boy,
447
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:43,193
but please know that
betraying you again
448
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,891
was one of the hardest things
449
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,371
I've ever had to
do in my life. Truly.
450
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:51,854
You know, you have
done some pretty terrible,
451
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,334
terrible things in your life,
452
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,554
but this is on another level.
453
00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:57,730
- Bravo.
- Gwendolyn.
454
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,122
Peter.
455
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,093
And where'd you pick up
that phony posh accent?
456
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,126
- You're from Slough.
- You know,
457
00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:06,652
this is just like you,
not to take me seriously.
458
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:09,219
You've never
supported me. Not fully.
459
00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,221
Oh, oh, really? Oh, God.
460
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,876
You are such a psycho schmuck!
461
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,052
Children, listen.
462
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,620
Despite all that's happened,
463
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:21,101
I want you to know
that I-I love you both,
464
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,538
and I would do
absolutely anything for you.
465
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,758
Oh! I'm gonna vomit.
466
00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:28,674
Just so you know,
he didn't resist much.
467
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:30,763
We barely had to
threaten the dude.
468
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,504
And these two, kidnaping
him was his idea.
469
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,635
Hey, Dad?
470
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,290
You suck.
471
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,684
Like, so hard.
472
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:41,861
Dad, why?
473
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,080
Look, Wade.
474
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,430
Here's the deal.
475
00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,085
There's only one
Whipple that matters
476
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,131
in the greater Reno area
477
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,917
and I'm afraid it's
not you, dear boy.
478
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:59,792
So I suggest you withdraw
from the tournament,
479
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:03,534
give these folks your
big, furry, red friend,
480
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,363
or I'm afraid I-I won't be
able to stop them doing
481
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:09,018
some rather nasty things
482
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:12,021
- to people you care about.
- Hm...
483
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:14,545
And the first to go will be...
484
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,417
your precious sister.
485
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,767
Oh... no.
486
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,508
Mm-mmm!
487
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,076
- I'm okay with that.
- Wade!
488
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,861
- Do whatever you gotta do to her.
- Are you kidding me right now?
489
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,317
- Man, she's got a blaster...
- I'm not joking...
490
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:29,188
- Okay, fine!
- No no no no no!
491
00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:31,650
Not my mom!
492
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:35,654
Then, bring Knuckles
back to this suite quietly.
493
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:40,962
Próximamente en el
Canal en Español de Reno...
494
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:44,010
"La Ultima Passion."
495
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,838
Ooh...
496
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:48,275
Make it quick, Whipple.
497
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:51,626
- Okay. Uh, I'm at the room.
- Good.
498
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:55,456
Now, keep your phone on,
so we can hear every word
499
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,066
that comes out of your mouth.
500
00:27:57,197 --> 00:28:00,722
And Wade? If you try anything,
501
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,419
you know what happens next.
502
00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:11,080
Hey, buddy!
503
00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,256
Wade. You've returned.
504
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,215
How goes the fatherly reunion?
505
00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:18,174
So good. Great, actually.
506
00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:20,655
Um, in fact, I wanna
take you upstairs
507
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,024
to look at something
in his suite.
508
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,658
It's... Well, it's a surprise.
509
00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:27,749
A surprise? For me?!
510
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,273
What is it? Fresh Wade Jams?
511
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:32,319
Another Julia Roberts classic?
512
00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:35,452
An enormous cauldron of
Wendy matz-ball of soup?
513
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:39,674
Those are all great things.
514
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:43,112
This is not that.
515
00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:45,462
It's something I think...
I think you should see.
516
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,422
I shall wear my finest hat.
517
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:52,034
Sure.
518
00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:54,080
Put on an adorable hat.
519
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,829
Yeah.
520
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,179
Oh! Pfft.
521
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,268
Shucks and darn it.
522
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,401
I left my name tag in the room,
523
00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:13,031
and I'm gonna need that
for the tournament finals.
524
00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,840
So why don't you head
up to my dad's room
525
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,319
and I'll meet you there?
526
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,322
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Yeah.
527
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,498
I'm totally sure. I'll
go grab the stuff,
528
00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:24,149
you go to the penthouse,
take me two seconds.
529
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,244
Very well. I shall see you soon,
530
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,333
my friend.
531
00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,520
It's done.
532
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,392
Knuckles is headed your way.
533
00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:05,542
♪ I don't know too much
about too much of my old man ♪
534
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,457
♪ I know he walked
right out the door ♪
535
00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,851
♪ We never saw him again
536
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,549
♪ This is the story
of my old man ♪
537
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,205
♪ Just like his
father before him ♪
538
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:20,166
♪ I'm telling you, do
anything you can ♪
539
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,170
♪ So, you don't
end up just like him ♪
540
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,999
♪ Like him
541
00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:30,698
♪ I remember baseball
games and working on the car ♪
542
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:34,615
♪ He told me that he loved
me and that I would go far ♪
543
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:38,445
♪ He showed me how to work
hard and stick up for myself ♪
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