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♪ Good morning, good morning!
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Whoa! Thanks, Eric!
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- Morning, Wade!
- Love the new wheels, pal!
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The north's nothing but
sunshine and blue skies.
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Everything is green.
Everything is in bloom.
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- It's a beautiful morning...
- morning... morning... morning...
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♪ To you!
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♪ When the band began to play,
the stars were shining bright ♪
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♪ Now, the
milkman's on his way ♪
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♪ It's too late to
say good night ♪
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♪ So, good morning,
good morning ♪
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♪ Sunbeams will
soon shine through ♪
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♪ Good morning,
good morning to you ♪
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♪ And you and you
and you, good morning ♪
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I think today is gonna
be a beautiful day.
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Hm?
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- Hah!
- Knuckles!
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Knuckles, help me!
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- You gonna rescue him?
- No.
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Yeah, I wouldn't either.
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Do something! Mr. Jorgensen!
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In order to become
a true warrior,
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he must learn to rescue himself.
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Ah! Knuckles!
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Wade is going to be just fine.
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No, I'm not!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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Are you shocked to see me?
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- What?
- You will be.
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Ha!
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Yeah!
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You feeling this?
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Ah, that's a good chap.
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- You're through the worst.
- Really?
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Feels like I'm in the middle
of the worst right now.
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Whatever "it" is.
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Let me tell you the first
rule of bounty hunting.
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Know your target like
he's your former best friend.
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And in this case...
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Captured!
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he is.
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The treasures one finds
on Facebook Marketplace.
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The guy I bought it from
was a total weirdo, though.
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Jack, please
don't do this to me.
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I believe I already have.
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Do you even know why
there's a price on my head?
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Do you even care?
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When did you
become so heartless?
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The second rule
of bounty hunting.
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Never let things get personal.
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You're my best friend!
This is very personal!
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You're right, Wade. I
should level with you.
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I'm in dire financial straits.
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Due to my lawsuit
against an unnamed
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rainforest-themed
restaurant franchise,
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I don't have two
pennies to my name.
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I told you, the robotic
birds in that restaurant
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make the same joke
no matter who walks in.
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They were personal attacks!
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Okay! Whatever!
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Never mind.
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Turning you in equals
turning my life around.
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But if it helps,
I'm truly sorry.
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- Yeah, that does actually help. Thank you.
- Terrific.
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Jack, think about it.
How did we get here...
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- Do not touch bars.
- Simple.
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I trapped you, lured you,
and cleverly snared you.
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I was hoping for a little bit
more of a fight, to be honest.
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I mean, as friends.
How did we get here?
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First Reno and the Renegades,
now this stupid bounty.
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Did you ever value
our friendship at all?
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We had a good run,
but you and I are like...
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the frog carrying the
scorpion across the river.
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Oh, my God. Not with this
story, it goes on forever.
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You allow me to
ride on your back,
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despite knowing I cannot
resist my nature to sting you.
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Even if it means we both drown.
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Except,
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I'm also a scorpion
who knows how to swim.
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An exquisite scorpion
with beautiful hair
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and a way with the ladies.
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Alright, let's get this
show on the road!
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Jack... Jack.
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- Do not touch bars.
- Ouch!
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Woo-hoo!
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Sorry about that, gang.
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One quick drop-off,
then it's Reno, baby. Woo!
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Karaoke time.
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You ready, Susie's dad?
Whose name I can't remember.
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For the third time, it's Bill!
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I don't care.
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♪ Do you believe
in Heaven above? ♪
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♪ Do you believe in love?
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Take it, Susie's dad!
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You didn't tell me you
were gonna throw it.
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Do not touch bars.
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Come on, buddy.
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If you're waiting for me
to be at my all-time lowest,
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I am there right now,
so come and save me.
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Come get me.
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Whenever you... feel like it...
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Knuckles, help me!
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♪ Send me an angel
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- Louder, Susie's mom!
- Okay!
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♪ Send me an angel
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- Kick it!
- ♪ Right now
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Oh, come on, dude.
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Jack, if this is a prank call,
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I am really not in the
mood for it right now.
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Listen to me, Wade.
Time is of the essence.
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Knuckles! You have
to bust me outta here.
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You must bust
yourself out, Wade.
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By learning where a
warrior's true strength lies.
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Okay, I understand
what you're trying to do...
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You will travel to
our ancestral lands,
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- the Great Battleground in the Sky.
- Fine.
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Now, clear your mind
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and slip into a deep
meditative state.
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I think it's working.
I'm ascending.
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Let's put some
wattage in this cottage!
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- I'm ascending to...
- Electrocute!
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Do not touch bars.
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Where am I?
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down.
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Here, let me make
you more comfortable.
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Whoa.
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Let's try again.
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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The Great
Battleground in the Sky!
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky is...
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- a bowling alley?
- Well, for you it is.
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For most people, this place
has more of a Florida feel,
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with all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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But this is your battleground.
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Okay. Who are you?
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My name's Pachacamac.
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Wait. Knuckles
told me about you!
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You're the legendary
leader of the Echidna tribe!
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In the flesh, baby!
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Well, it's an honor to
meet you, Chief, um...
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- Pachacamac.
- Yeah. Chief... Pamachacaw.
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Pachacamac.
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Parmesan.
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- Pa.
- Peh.
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- Cha.
- Jor.
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- Ca.
- Mar.
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- Mac.
- Za.
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You know what? Mac's fine.
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Okay. If that's...
easier for you.
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I certainly have no problem
with the correct pronunciation.
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- Yeah, right.
- Wait, things are starting to make
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some obviously clear
and logical sense.
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Knuckles must've sent me here
because this is my next lesson.
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Hold on. Are you gonna
teach me something amazing
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and essential to my
real-life predicament?
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I'm not just going to
teach it to you, Wade.
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I'm going to have it sung to you
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as part of a
low-budget rock opera.
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Now, please open your mouth.
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Um, I'm not really
comfortable with that.
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- Just do it, man. Rainbow!
- I'm actu...
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Wait.
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I'm not in the show, am I?
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Prepare yourself, Wade,
because if you want to learn
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where Knuckles'
true strength lies,
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you must see this quest...
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through his eyes.
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You must become him.
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This is going to be awesome.
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Wait.
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I'm Knuckles? I mean...
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I'm Knuckles!
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Hey, Wade, don't make this
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weirder than it already is.
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Got it! Good note!
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♪ On a glorious quest, quest
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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- ♪ For glory - Uh, what?
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♪ What with his hands of stone
and knees that never buckle ♪
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♪ Come and witness the tale
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♪ Of the warrior
Knuckles, yeah! ♪
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Uh, what is Jack
Sinclair doing here?
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Clearly, you two have
unfinished business.
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Ah, yeah, no, fair point.
He does have me locked up
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in a giant cage right
now. Uh, proceed!
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♪ And now, we begin our quest ♪
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♪ When our hero was only a lad ♪
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♪ He was trained by
the greatest, his dad ♪
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♪ Had the technique and
also the guts, guts, guts ♪
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♪ He prepared to kick
multiple butts, butts, butts ♪
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♪ But the giant
owls, they did come ♪
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♪ They had one
mission, to kill everyone ♪
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♪ Knuckles and Dad
didn't know what to do ♪
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♪ Yes, they were doomed!
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♪ The owls, they
clawed and they kicked ♪
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♪ They hooted
and flew into fits ♪
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♪ They set fire to the town
and burned it to the ground ♪
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♪ I'm so freaking upset,
I can't sing about it ♪
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Father, you can't leave me.
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I won't, son. I never...
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No!
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♪ Some things can't be
fixed, even with big gloves ♪
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♪ Saddest story that
you ever heard of ♪
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- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No, we're doing something.
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- I really gotta go.
- Tough.
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♪ Now, Knuckles
was sad and alone ♪
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♪ Without a father
and without a home ♪
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♪ Giant owls killed his dad ♪
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♪ So off on his own, he
just needed the power ♪
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♪ I will find the
Flames of Disaster... ♪
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Michael Bolton, everyone!
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♪ A glorious quest for glory
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♪ I need to find the
Flames of Disaster ♪
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♪ A glorious quest for glory
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♪ But the power
was no simple task ♪
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♪ Too many obstacles
lay in his path ♪
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♪ Stinking to high
heaven, needing a bath ♪
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♪ That's when he saw the
demon made of fire and ash ♪
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♪ Who said
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♪ I'm gonna burn you
alive till you're crisp ♪
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♪ Then boil your bones
and eat you like a fish ♪
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♪ Then I might hit
Facebook Marketplace up ♪
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♪ Might be some deals on
some freaking cool stuff ♪
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♪ But our hero went
back to the start ♪
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♪ Saw that the strength
was deep inside his ♪
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♪ Heart!
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My fists! The
secret is in my fists!
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00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,939
That's right. That
makes a lot of sense.
255
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,767
Thanks, everybody! Got it.
256
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,538
Could've been an email!
257
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,858
What? No!
258
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,643
Hey, wait! That's
not the right lesson!
259
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,167
I got it from here!
260
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,387
I know exactly what to do!
261
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,782
Of course.
262
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,834
Time to unleash the
source of my true power.
263
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,660
My fists.
264
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,974
Why did I think that
would be a good idea?!
265
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,064
Seriously, do not touch bars.
266
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,809
Oh, I shoulda listened
to the rest of the story.
267
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,639
Take me back, Chief
Macamacachalkadoo.
268
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,602
Well, well, well,
look who's back.
269
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,300
You gonna let us finish now?
270
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,519
Yes, sir. I apologize.
271
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,043
Great.
272
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,309
♪ Yahoo
273
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,659
♪ Hoo...
274
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,182
♪ Yow!
275
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,272
♪ Are you ready? Let's go ♪
276
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,845
Okay! Okay! Thank you!
277
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,674
♪ But the demon
was not impressed ♪
278
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,329
♪ By the puny red
guy before him ♪
279
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,854
♪ He looked down
and rolled his eyes ♪
280
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:02,249
♪ And then without any warning ♪
281
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,773
♪ Oh, my God
282
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,601
♪ He used magic and lava
283
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,343
♪ And before you even knew it ♪
284
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,129
♪ Knuckles was defeated,
his mission uncompleted ♪
285
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,219
♪ He totally freaking blew it ♪
286
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,614
♪ Oh, my God, broken
and vanquished ♪
287
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,964
♪ Our hero lay on the ground ♪
288
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,748
♪ And the demon screamed out ♪
289
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,446
♪ You're going down
290
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,143
♪ Unskilled, untrained
291
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,753
♪ So unworthy
292
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,799
♪ Unskilled, untrained
293
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,409
♪ So unworthy
294
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,498
♪ Unskilled, untrained
295
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:38,372
♪ So unworthy, you suck
296
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,852
♪ You freaking suck
297
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,811
And now, I'm afraid
298
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,683
this is the end of your story.
299
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,986
♪ Is it too late to find out
where my strength lies? ♪
300
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,086
♪ I didn't feel it in my
bones when I flew high ♪
301
00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:01,047
♪ It wasn't in the lightning
coursing off of my skin ♪
302
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,179
♪ Could a warrior's
true strength ♪
303
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:06,661
♪ Come from within?
304
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,752
♪ And just when
everyone counted him out ♪
305
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:14,712
♪ Knuckles rose up
with a furious shout ♪
306
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,584
♪ Take heed, demon
307
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,455
♪ We've entered
our final fight ♪
308
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,719
♪ Now prepare for
my glorious might ♪
309
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,549
♪ You fool! Only I can
be the power's master ♪
310
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,813
♪ No, you're wrong
'cause now I wield ♪
311
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,469
♪ The Flames of Disaster!
312
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,864
♪ It wasn't even close
when our boy got going ♪
313
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,737
♪ A royal beatdown with
flame fists a-glowing ♪
314
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:43,002
♪ I've had this power
right from the start ♪
315
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:46,135
♪ But now, I know
the true strength lies ♪
316
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:50,052
♪ In a warrior's heart!
317
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,494
Ow.
318
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,935
Oh...
319
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,330
Oh, my back, too.
320
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,246
How the devil did you get out?
321
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:14,076
I should've reinforced the cage!
322
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,210
With my true strength.
323
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,038
Nothing?
324
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,040
Jack Sinclair,
325
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,303
I challenge you to a duel.
326
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,697
For my freedom, my honor,
327
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,656
and that sweet leather jacket!
328
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,920
Finally, the day
gets interesting.
329
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,271
A duel it is.
330
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,189
Spry.
331
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,935
These blades were forged
by Hattori Hanzo himself.
332
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,981
The sharpest, strongest
blades on Earth.
333
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,244
Great!
334
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,680
Hiya!
335
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,904
Oh, boy.
336
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,123
Wade!
337
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,958
Kufafanua wakati!
338
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,359
I suggest you find a ride.
339
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,361
What?!
340
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:26,017
I said I suggest
you find a ride!
341
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,283
Still didn't hear it.
342
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,719
What?
343
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,069
- What?
- I can't hear you.
344
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,699
I'm sorry, I'm not
hearing you all that well!
345
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,073
- I can hear part of it, but not all of it.
- What?!
346
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,206
You need a vehicle!
347
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,208
In order to fight me.
348
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,297
Oh, okay!
349
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,646
Got it!
350
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,000
Hey.
351
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,264
How you guys doing? That is...
352
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,527
one cool bike. Caught my eye.
353
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,244
You think I could borrow
it for a few seconds?
354
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,270
- Sure. No problem.
- Thanks.
355
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,750
For 10 G's!
356
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,015
Look, here's four bucks.
I'm a deputy lieutenant sheriff.
357
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,495
I would never
do this ordinarily,
358
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,776
but I am commandeering
this vehicle.
359
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,019
Hey!
360
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,116
Alright, Wade. You can do this.
361
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,423
Just trust your
true inner strength.
362
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,989
You're gonna die, idiot!
363
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,556
That's not cool! You don't know!
364
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,085
Woohoo!
365
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,407
Ah!
366
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,496
Yah!
367
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,368
Woohah!
368
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,574
Looking for this?
369
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,142
My locks. M-My beautiful locks.
370
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,448
What have you done to me?
371
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,972
You're lucky I didn't
do a whole lot more.
372
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,932
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Barnes!
373
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,281
You know, I'm sorry things got
374
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,606
a little bit outta
control back there.
375
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,241
Finish him, Wade.
376
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,895
With pleasure.
377
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,164
I'm gonna need that jacket.
378
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,652
- And the vest.
- It...
379
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,219
It's my favorite leather jerkin.
380
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,990
Leather what? I
don... Just give it to me.
381
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,792
And... the shirt.
382
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,882
- No, no.
- It's happening.
383
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,493
- Please... It's...
- Sorry.
384
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,887
We were friends.
We were best friends.
385
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,063
Former best friends.
386
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,636
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me...
387
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:33,204
Uh, do you know the third rarely
referenced rule of bounty hunting?
388
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,034
- Wha...
- When faced with a worthy opponent,
389
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,254
you run the hell away!
390
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,130
Don't look at me!
391
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,612
- Don't look at me!
- I did it!
392
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,373
- Is that...
- It can't be.
393
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,505
It is.
394
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:18,815
Mother.
395
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,035
Sister.
396
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,690
- Wade. Get off the grass.
- Yep.
397
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,216
Yep, sorry.
398
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,436
He's ready.
399
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:33,047
♪ Send me an angel
400
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,572
♪ Send me an angel
401
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,270
♪ Right now ♪
402
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,971
♪ Right now
403
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,366
♪ Send me an angel
404
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,282
♪ Send me an angel ♪
405
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,242
♪ Right now
406
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:58,246
♪ Right now
407
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:03,338
♪ Do you believe
in Heaven above? ♪
408
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,949
♪ Do you believe in love?
409
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,737
♪ Don't tell a lie, don't
be false or untrue ♪
410
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,087
♪ It all comes back to you
411
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:17,918
♪ Open fire on
my burning heart ♪
412
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:20,790
♪ I've never been
lucky in love ♪
413
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:25,360
♪ My defenses are
down, a kiss or a frown ♪
414
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,232
♪ I can't survive on my own ♪
415
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,539
♪ Send me an angel
416
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,413
♪ Send me an angel
417
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,459
♪ Right now
418
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,245
♪ Right now
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