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- Okay, ally, yeah,
we'll see you in a week.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, have fun in connecticut,
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And you do what grandma
tells you, okay?
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- Or you'll be sent back
to this grandma.
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- No, no, no, honey.
Honey, he's kidding.
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He's kidding.
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- Okay, honey, we love you.
Bye-bye.
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- Bye. Bye-bye.
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- Ray,
you're not even packed?
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Amy's gonna be here
any second.
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- - What? I'm packed.
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- That's it?
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- Well, all I need
is my golf clothes.
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The rest of the time,
I'm gonna be naked,
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Letting your eyes
enjoy the party.
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- There better be booze
at that party.
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Amy, are you all right?
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- I'm great.
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I'm on my way over here to drive
you guys to the airport
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For your romantic getaway.
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Of course, I'm able
to do that on a Friday night
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Because gianni
and I broke up.
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- Oh, amy, really?
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- Yeah? Oh, man.
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That's tough.
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Should we get going?
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- Here's the thing,
I kind of had to abandon my car
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In this 50-foot snowdrift,
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Then walk 20 blocks
to get here.
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I ruined my new shoes.
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I got frostbite
on my pinky toe,
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And, oh, right before
my car battery died,
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The guy
on the radio said--
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Here's the part
you'll care about--
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The airport's closed.
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
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- Yes, so I lost my car,
my shoes,
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Not to mention my boyfriend,
for nothing.
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And I'll die alone
with nine toes.
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- What was that?
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- I think the power
just went out.
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- Man, you are nothing
but bad news today.
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- Hey, our heat's out
over there.
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- Shut the door.
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- Yeah.
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And we really don't have
any food either
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'cause we were going away.
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- Oh, so you came over
because you were hungry.
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When the man on the radio said
that the airport was closed,
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I just assumed you'd care enough
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To see if your parents
had frozen to death.
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But I gues that was too much.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
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Stay here with your family,
who loves you.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, amy,
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Such a nice surprise.
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- Hi, marie.
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Hey, frank,
nice fire.
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- I like fire.
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- Ah, that's good.
Ah. Oh, yeah.
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- Amy, come here.
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You know, there's only so much
I can do without electricity,
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But I was able to make
some ham and cheese sandwiches,
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Turkey sandwiches,
roast beef sandwiches.
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And, of course,
there's macaroni salad,
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Potato salad,
and, of course, regular salad.
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Then there's pies
and cookies and cake
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For dessert.
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- Ma, you're two pickles away
from opening a deli.
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- Mmm, so good.
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You guys got to get in
on some of this.
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- I'm hungry.
I am hungry.
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- You people
don't need food.
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All you need is my world-famous
spiced rum punch.
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- Oh, boy, don't get
that close to the fire.
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- You know how sometimes
your mother's voice
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Sounds like
an air-raid siren?
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- Oh, stop, frank.
What's wrong with you?
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- Ah.
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It's like liquid ear plug.
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- Fill her up.
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- There you go.
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- Let me tell you something,
frank.
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I put all this together
with nothing but love
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And a flashlight.
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While everybody else is trying
to make the best of it,
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You have to be
a mean old grouch.
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- Finished, or do I
need to get a refill?
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- Oh, I'm finished, all right.
I'm finished with you.
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- Here's something you don't get
on vacation.
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- Heads up.
Coming through!
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Amy.
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- Robert.
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- What are you doing here?
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- I was their ride
to the airport.
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Then the weather...
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- Oh, right, yeah.
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I'm kind of surprised
I ended up here myself,
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'cause usually, you know,
Friday night's party night.
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- How about the wood?
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Yah! Mule!
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- Amy, how's gianni?
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- Why? Did he say something?
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Did he say
he broke up with me?
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'cause the truth is
it was totally mutual.
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- Oh...
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- Actually, it's fine.
It's perfectly fine.
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We had fun for a while,
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But it turns out he's awful
and afraid to be happy.
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- I'm sorry, dear.
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- Ah!
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- Tuck in your shirt.
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- Get the hell out of here!
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Get!
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- You know what I was thinking,
what this reminds me of?
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- Something sad and cold
and boring?
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no, silly. No.
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It reminds me of our
old new year's eve parties.
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Remember, frank?
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Back when people
could stand you?
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- Yeah.
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- I remember
the first time
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I got to stay up
with the adults.
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Ah, it was fun.
My first grown-up party.
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- Yeah, I remember those.
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I remember that was
the first time
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That I danced with a girl.
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Linda visoki.
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I remember I worked up
a dance move ahead of time.
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Oh, god, I thought
I was so cool.
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- What? Show it to us.
- Oh, yeah, come on.
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- No! No! No!
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- Let's see it.
- Come on!
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- Oh, show it.
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- All right.
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I think it went
something like this.
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♪ here I go
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You know you love it!
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You got to love that!
142
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- Yeah, I remember linda was
institutionalized
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The very next day.
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- I don't remember you
tearing up the dance floor
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Back then, big man.
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- Oh, let me tell ya,
I had the moves, scruffy.
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- Do your dancing, robbie.
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- Yeah, let's see.
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Yeah. Yeah, right.
Yeah.
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Yeah, right.
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- He's like a happy buffalo.
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- That's the problem
with your generation.
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You only think
you can dance.
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- You're just jealous, dad,
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'cause you want a piece
of that, huh?
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Come on.
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- Get out of here with that.
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Let me show you something.
Let me show you something.
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Marie?
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- What?
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- Get up.
Get over here.
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- Oh...
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Well, okay.
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Oh, frank, this is wonderful.
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- Take it easy.
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- Oh, isn't that great?
- That's wonderful.
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- Take notes.
This is how it's done.
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- Whoo!
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- Not bad there,
old man.
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- Look at you.
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You ever have a guy
dance with you like this?
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- Never.
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- May I, marie?
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I think I can do
some good here.
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- Okay, but just
for a second.
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- Whoo!
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- Don't worry about a thing,
amy.
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You're in good hands.
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- This is wonderful, frank.
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- Okay, okay!
It's my turn again.
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- Please, marie, she's waited
her whole life for this!
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- All right, boys, one of you
boys dance with me.
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- All right.
Come on!
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- Hey, I'm getting lonely
over here.
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- I got something for you too.
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- No, I want frank.
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- Amy, do you mind?
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- Not at all.
Thank you so much.
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- All right,
watch the hands, there.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- I'm talking to debra.
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- Okay.
Frank's got debra.
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Now I'm gonna dance
with you,
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And everyone else pair up
however you want.
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- Oh, frank,
this is just great.
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- Not bad, huh?
- Yeah.
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God, I can't believe
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I'm actually having
a good time with you.
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- What?
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- What?
No, no, I just meant--you know.
201
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- No, no, I don't know.
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- Oh, frank, come on!
Come on.
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Frank, no, it's just...
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You know, normally you're--
I don't know.
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It's like,
on a night like this,
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I thought I would be searching
for the escape hatch, you know?
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Oh, frank, come on!
Hey.
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Frank. No.
209
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No, this is nice!
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Where you going?
No, frank, don't go!
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- Frank, come on!
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Please come in!
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He's just standing out there.
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- "I can't believe I'm actually
having a good time with you?"
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Why would you say that, deb?
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- I was tryign
to say something nice.
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It just came out wrong.
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- Not just wrong.
Mean.
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- You know, I'm going to go
out there and talk to him,
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Try to get him
to come back inside.
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I can't believe
I said that.
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- I can.
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- What?
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- Oh, nothing.
225
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- No, what, marie?
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- Well, dear all knew that
eventually
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One of those
thoughts would slip out.
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- One of what thoughts?
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- You know, that you think
you're better than us.
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- What?
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- Better than who, exactly?
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Just--just you and dad,
or all of us?
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- All of us.
234
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,295
- Marie, I said something
stupid to frank,
235
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But that doesn't mean
I think I'm better than him.
236
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,300
- Methinks thou doth protes--
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00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:12,037
- Oh, don't say, "methinks thou
doth protest too much."
238
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,973
- All right,
I won't say it...
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But methinks it.
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- I don't know, ma.
241
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I think you're making way
too big of a deal out of this.
242
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,086
- Yeah, what she said to dad,
243
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She was just surprised
how different he was acting.
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He was all delightful and--
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- Kind of sexy.
246
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I don't know anymore.
247
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:47,172
- Well, I've always been aware
of this feeling of superiority,
248
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And now that you've
made it so obvious,
249
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Maybe it's best if I'm the one
to go out and get that dear man.
250
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- "dear man"?
Something's loose.
251
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- Wait a minute, marie.
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I can't believe you,
of all people,
253
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Are accusing me
of acting superior.
254
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,426
- Here. Here you go.
255
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- I don't want that.
256
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,896
- All right.
257
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,200
- It's all right, dear.
258
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,868
I understand.
259
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,170
You grew up
in an upper-class family.
260
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,107
You went to a private school,
a fancy college,
261
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,809
And that's not
who we are at all.
262
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,045
Robbie didn't
even go to college.
263
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:31,249
- I always enjoy when we can
bring that up out of the blue.
264
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,489
- And it's natural for you
once in a while to think,
265
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:41,493
"oh, those lower,
middle-class barones."
266
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,228
- Marie!
267
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,896
- It's okay, dear,
you can't help it.
268
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,832
It's in your blood.
269
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,835
- I grew up in connecticut,
for god sakes,
270
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,403
Not buckingham palace.
271
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,272
- You see?
272
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,342
Now, why you'd even think
to refer to buckingham palace--
273
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,177
- Hey, hey, listen!
274
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,112
- Ah, come on, you two,
don't make a thing.
275
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,516
Just get to the hug
and have a sandwich.
276
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:07,318
- Marie, wait a minute.
277
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,321
Do we always see eye-to-eye?
No.
278
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,990
But that's because
we're different,
279
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,458
Not because
I think I'm better,
280
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,460
Just different.
281
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,096
And you have to remember,
you're the tight-knit family.
282
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,398
I was the outsider,
283
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,967
And I've always thought
that, in most ways,
284
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,470
I was the same as you guys,
285
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,907
But I guess...
286
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:32,477
Well, I'm sorry
that you feel that way.
287
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:41,219
I'm gonna go get frank.
288
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,154
- Come on.
289
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,823
- What?
290
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,025
- Come on.
We're just different than you?
291
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,495
We're like the front porch
of the nut house.
292
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,297
- Hey!
293
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,165
- How could you not think
you're better than us?
294
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,834
It would be weird
if you didn't.
295
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,535
- Raymond!
296
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,237
- I'm just trying
to prove your point, ma,
297
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,438
Because you're right.
298
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,876
- Well, okay, then.
299
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,513
- No, she's not right!
Ray, what is wrong with you?
300
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,449
- As if you don't know.
301
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,252
- Wait.
302
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,221
Are you drunk?
303
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,924
don't be preposterous.
304
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,065
- You are.
305
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,067
- No, he's fine.
Go ahead, raymond.
306
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:33,371
You were saying
I was right or something.
307
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,006
- You don't think you're better?
308
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,008
You're not better
than frank barone?
309
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:43,882
You think that my father,
a known baboon's ass...
310
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,284
Is your equal?
311
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,518
- Yes.
312
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,555
you guys buy that?
313
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,525
- It does seem
a little hard to believe.
314
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,462
- I mean, frank is disgusting.
315
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,432
- I thought he was sexy,
so I got my own problems.
316
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,904
- This is stupid.
317
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,105
I'm not gonna do this.
318
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,306
- See, now we're stupid.
319
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,642
- I didn't say that, marie.
320
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,610
Look, we all know
frank can be gross.
321
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,913
That doesn't mean I'm better.
322
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,581
- No?
How about robert?
323
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,082
- Hey, hey, wait, wait.
324
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,118
- No, robert, let him talk.
Go ahead.
325
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,453
- Robert's weird.
326
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,123
He doesn't like
to go out to eat
327
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,459
Because he has
a fear of busboys.
328
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,995
He can't carry his dollar bills
facing each other
329
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,498
Because it would be
like they're kissing.
330
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,373
- That's just quirky.
331
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,076
- Yeah? Quirky?
332
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,245
He separates
his good 'n plenties
333
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:51,015
Into "goods" and "plenties."
334
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,617
Right?
Which one is which again?
335
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,152
- Never mind.
336
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,020
- No, no, go ahead.
Go ahead.
337
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,592
- The pinks are the "goods,"
338
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:05,596
And the whites
are the "plenties."
339
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,433
'cause there's always
more of them.
340
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:13,071
And they're not as good.
341
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:22,280
And then there's a third
category of "irregulars."
342
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,119
- And they're called...
343
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,989
- "cuties."
344
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,631
- I rest my case.
345
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:45,703
- Very good.
Now do me, raymond.
346
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,538
- You.
347
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,375
Where do I begin?
348
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,545
Judgmental!
349
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,514
Childish!
350
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,716
Meddlesome!
351
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:03,154
A world-class buttinsky!
352
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,190
I mean...
353
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,033
- You don't think
you're better than this?
354
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,734
- No, I do not.
355
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,404
- Now she's
just being stubborn.
356
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,240
- What about you, raymond?
You're bad too.
357
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,709
- Listen, I might be the worst!
358
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,744
Debra's got to live with me
359
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,679
Day in and day out
for the rest of her life!
360
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,783
- Not too thrilled
about that right now.
361
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,788
- And could you be?
362
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:40,191
Do you remember about
a week ago, you came home,
363
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,794
And I was supposed to be
babysitting or something,
364
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:47,799
And I was just zonked out
on the couch with the tv going?
365
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:51,369
And I had pizza sauce
kind of all down my chest,
366
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,105
Which wouldn't
have been that bad...
367
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,108
If I had been wearing a shirt...
368
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,379
Or eating pizza.
369
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:08,152
And do you remember
how I greeted you that day?
370
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,088
Hmm?
371
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,257
Hey, baby...
372
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:18,563
The kids are asleep,
and I'm halfway to naked town.
373
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,531
Me.
374
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,468
- Oh, god.
Okay! Okay!
375
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,303
What do you want me to say?
376
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,272
That I'm better than you?
Fine!
377
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,807
I am better!
378
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,812
I was right!
379
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:39,817
- Yep! Yep! You got me!
380
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,753
You know, I was never
sure if it was true,
381
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,689
But this, tonight...
382
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,358
I really have
to thank you all.
383
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,360
'cause you've made it
crystal clear--
384
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,696
You're all nuts!
385
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,533
- Good job, man.
386
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,271
- That was wonderful.
387
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:06,644
- So you're happy that
I think I'm better than you?
388
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,246
- Not happy.
389
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,381
I'm just glad
we got this out.
390
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,316
It's good to know.
391
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,652
And now we know.
392
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,355
and now we know.
393
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,892
And now we sit.
394
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,930
Because we know.
395
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,271
- I really need
a vacation.
396
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,282
Hey, frank.
397
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,819
Nice shot.
398
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,755
- Back in the day,
399
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,558
I could take out the window
of a milk truck at 30 yards.
400
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,296
- Hey, listen, I'm sorry
about what I said before.
401
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,630
I really didn't mean it.
402
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,566
- Eh, don't worry about it.
403
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,601
- No, I was mad
about our trip,
404
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,270
And I hurt
your feelings.
405
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,772
Listen, if it's any consolation,
406
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,974
It's been horrible in there
since you left.
407
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,210
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
408
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,579
- You know, I guess I got mad,
'cause...
409
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,314
I always thought
it was you and me
410
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,817
Against all of them
in there.
411
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,452
- What?
412
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,753
- I--I mean, like,
you and me,
413
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,323
We're not like them,
you know?
414
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,325
- Oh, yeah.
415
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,793
I guess.
416
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,529
Maybe...
417
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,664
- No, trust me,
we're not like them.
418
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,334
They're loonies.
419
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,746
- Enough already
with this music.
420
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,482
It's making me
feel dusty.
421
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,557
Oh, my god! Yes! Yes!
I love this song!
422
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:04,262
- ♪ jungle love,
it's driving me mad ♪
423
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,664
♪ it's making me crazy, crazy
424
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,667
- Amy! Amy!
Jungle love!
425
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,770
Remember when they played this
at the policemen's ball?
426
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,006
Whoo!
427
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:34,558
- ♪ you treat me
like I was your ocean ♪
428
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,295
- This is dancing?
429
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,629
- They'll wear
themselves out,
430
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,432
Then the floor
is all ours.
431
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,602
- ♪ protect you and keep you
from harm ♪
432
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,805
♪ you live in a world
of illusion ♪
433
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,375
♪ where everything's
peaches and cream ♪
434
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,445
♪ we all face
a scarlet conclusion ♪
435
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:58,883
♪ but we spend our time
in a dream ♪
436
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,786
♪ jungle love,
it's driving me mad ♪
437
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,755
♪ it's making me crazy, crazy
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