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- Oh, my god.
You have ants here too, debra.
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- I know, marie.
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You son keeps leaving food out.
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Ray, can you come here?
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- They seem to like
your meat loaf, dear.
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- What?
What's up?
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- More ants.
- Oh.
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- Just so you know,
I'm calling the exterminator.
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- Oh, no, I hate that guy
and his chemicals.
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The counter tasted funny after
he left last time.
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- What are you doing
licking the counter?
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- I saw something
that looked like jelly.
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- I'm gonna try
to get him here on Monday.
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- Oh.
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- In the meantime,
these ants could maybe lead you
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To the other crumbs
in the house.
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- Listen, why don't you
round up the kids, huh?
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I don't feel like
getting any more food out,
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So we'll take them
to marco's for dinner.
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- Come on, don't make this
into a whole thing!
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- The kitchen
is covered in ants.
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- But you know the kids
and restaurants.
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Come on.
Look, it's late, they're tired.
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They're gonna be fighting.
Food's gonna be everywhere.
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I say we eat
in front of the tv,
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Like a regular family.
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- So we can never take
the kids to a restaurant?
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- We can go when
they can drive us.
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Wait, how 'bout
we go to marco's, huh?
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Just the two of us.
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Ma, can you take the kids
to your house for dinner?
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Sure, they could use
a home-cooked meal.
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- It's okay, marie.
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- No, no! Come on!
It'll be fun, huh?
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Just you and me.
Like when we were dating.
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Except now I know
not to expect sex after.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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- I don't like that, raymond.
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- Okay. Come on, kids.
Get your coats on.
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We're going out to eat.
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- Yippee!
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- You ready, ray?
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Okay,
bye, marie.
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Don't bother to clean up.
I'll get to it later.
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- She'll get to it later.
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Even the ants are laughing.
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- Stop it!
Stop!
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Hey, hey!
Your father said stop!
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In five minutes,
I'm coming up there,
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And whoever's not in bed
gets no candy
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Until they're 30!
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Oh, my god.
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- Just when you thought
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It couldn't possibly
get any louder,
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They find their whistles
in the car.
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You got some spaghetti
in your hair.
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Oh...What a nightmare.
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- I guess I better
get up there, huh?
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- Almost can't think of a time
when the kids behaved worse!
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Maybe that one time, uh,
at the lake
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When geoffrey tried
to ride a goose.
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No. No.
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You know what?
This was worse.
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Yep! A bad night.
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Well, at least we got
chocolate cake out of it.
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I love chocolate cake.
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- You got something
you want to say, ray?
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- Hmm? What's that, now?
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You got something
you want to say to me
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About going out tonight?
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- No...I don't think so.
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I pretty much said
all I had to say
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Before we went there.
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- What is your problem?
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- No problem; it's just
I had another plan for tonight,
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And you rejected it,
and now...
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Did you get what you wanted?
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- I hope you're enjoying that,
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Because that's going to be
your last meal.
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- I'm not scared.
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What happened tonight
caused me to have a revelation.
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- Which was what?
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- That I'm always the one who
has to back down around here.
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I constantly have to shut
my mouth to keep the peace.
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- Excuse me?
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- This is unbelievable.
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You're going to act
like a big baby
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Because you didn't
get your way tonight?
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- Try every night, okay?
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I'm talking about
12 years of marriage now!
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You have to get your way
at everything, all the time.
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- That is not true!
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- It's not true?
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How about the dog
that I've always wanted?
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Wait a minute!
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If you don't always get
what you want,
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Then I guess we have one.
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Hey, floppy! Here, boy!
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- Floppy?
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- That's right--floppy.
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You can't even let me
name my imaginary dog.
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- So because
we don't have a dog,
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You never get your way?
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- Look around!
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Everything in here
is your decision.
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That lamp, that painting.
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The flower drapes
over the sink.
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I hate those drapes.
Look, they're one pattern.
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And the wall's a totally
different pattern.
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What were you thinking
with those drapes?
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- I didn't hear
a peep out of you
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When we were picking them out.
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- Well, maybe you need
to listen better.
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- I need to listen better?
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I need to listen better?
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- Yes! Yes!
Because I did say something.
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I said, "really?
Those drapes?"
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And what did you say?
I believe you said--
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Let me see if I remember.
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That's right--
you said, "pfft!"
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- That's because,
"really? Those drapes?"
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Doesn't help me!
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You don't really want
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To be involved
in the decision,
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You just want to reserve
the right to complain.
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- No, you just
don't want my opinion!
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How about with the couch?
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Remember, I picked out
that really cool one
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With the three
pop-up footrests.
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- That thing was atrocious!
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- It was perhaps
the best couch ever!
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- So that's your idea
of decision-making,
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A dog named "floppy"
and unlimited footrests?
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- Not a bad start.
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- I think
you're forgetting
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That I already let you
make decisions, ray,
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And then you proceed
to screw them up!
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- I don't recall that.
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- Last week, I sent you
for a simple garden hose.
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You came home
with that tiny thing.
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It's totally useless.
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- What? That's a good hose.
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- Two feet long?
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The water doesn't
even reach the plants!
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- So you squirt it
over there.
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Use your thumb,
that's what people do.
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- Just so you know,
that hose is goin' back.
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- Oh...That's it right there.
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- What?
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- That is how you get your way.
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"just so you know."
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Yeah, yeah.
"just so you know, ray,
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"we're getting
the flower drapes.
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"just so you know, ray,
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"I ordered the boring couch
without the footrests.
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"and, ray, we're going to
move in across the street
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From your parents--
just so you know."
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Yeah, that's right.
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I remember saying, "no, no.
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In the name of all
that is holy, no!"
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But look where we are.
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Nice work!
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Sorry I'm coming on strong,
but the truth has set me free!
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So you just want to
make more decisions,
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Is that it?
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- That's all I'm sayin'.
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- No.
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- What? What?
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- You gave up the right
to make decisions around here
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When you stopped taking
any responsibility.
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You don't help me at all!
You can't even wash a dish!
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- Maybe I'd wash a dish
if I didn't have to look
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At those
repulsive curtains.
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- Fine, fine.
You be that way.
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But until you
start helpin' out,
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I'm makin'
all the decisions.
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- But--
- good night.
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- But you--
you can't do that.
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We're married.
It's a two-way street.
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- No, it's not.
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- What do you mean,
"no, it's not"?
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Marriage is a two-way street.
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You can't just make it
a one-way street.
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Think of all the accidents
you're causin'.
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Not making any decisions--
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I'll make all the decisions
I want.
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Maybe I'm deciding
to sleep down here tonight.
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I already
made that decision!
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Just so you know!
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- Hey...
Good morning.
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- Huh?
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Hey. What's up?
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- Is that the netting
from our tent?
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- Yeah, it's keeping
the ants away.
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- It's detachable?
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- It came off.
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- Listen, uh...
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I'm sorry about last night.
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- You know,
you brought something up,
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And I shouldn't have
dismissed you like that.
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I mean, you're right...
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Sometimes I do just
disregard your opinion.
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Sometimes
I might think wrongly
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That your decision-making
ability is suspect--
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Are you okay there?
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- Yeah, I'm all right.
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- Anyway, I apologize.
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- Okay, yeah.
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I'm sorry if I was
a little jerky last night too.
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The curtains are not
actually repulsive.
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- But you have a point.
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Just because you would
name a dog "floppy"
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Doesn't mean you
shouldn't get a say.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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And you know what?
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We have a vacation
coming up.
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Why don't you decide
where we go?
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- Me? I decide the vacation?
220
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- Yeah.
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- The family vacation?
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That's big.
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- I trust you. I do.
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I'm going to
have to trust you.
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you make me feel like dancin'
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I wanna dance
the night away
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Hey
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- Hey...What's all that?
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- You got food in there?
Give it!
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- I got
all these travel brochures
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For our vacation I'm planning.
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- Wow!
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- It's amazing.
The world has a lot of places!
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- What's all this?
- No, no, no...
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No, no, no.
236
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You told me to get
some milk at the store,
237
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And, I thought,
'cause I'm helping,
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That I would get some stuff
that I wanted to get.
239
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- Oh...
240
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- Yeah. Let me show you.
241
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This is for the ants.
It's all natural.
242
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Made from some oil
or something.
243
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You can spray it
wherever you want.
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Ray! Watch it!
Don't, don't!
245
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,410
- No, no, it's made from,
like, oranges or something.
246
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You squirt it on a cracker,
you got yourself a snack.
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- I'm in!
248
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:04,456
- So I was thinkin' we could
cancel the exterminator.
249
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- If you want to go around
250
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,993
And spray every nook
and cranny of this house,
251
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,362
Then you can
cancel the exterminator.
252
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,932
- Ha-ha! I can do things.
I'm a thing-doer.
253
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,803
- Hi. I made sandwiches.
254
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:23,041
Enough chitchat, marie.
Sandwiches!
255
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,509
- Hey, marie,
256
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,245
Ray went to the grocery store
on his own!
257
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,080
- You went shopping
on your own?
258
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,415
- Not just groceries.
259
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,417
Ally needs a notebook
for school, right?
260
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,518
So here I am helping.
261
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,121
- Oh, purple.
262
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,256
- Look, I found these kits
to make box kites.
263
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,758
Two for $5.
264
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,327
So I thought the twins
would like 'em.
265
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,129
Parker's kid had them
at the playground,
266
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:48,199
But these are much bigger.
Ha-ha! Parker!
267
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,501
- Yeah, these are great!
268
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:51,836
- Ma, could you bring dad
his sandwiches?
269
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,939
His stomach just made a noise
I heard in the woods once.
270
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,944
- I'm sorry, robert.
271
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,148
We were watching raymond
unload groceries.
272
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,284
- And nobody's videotaping?
273
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,052
- Robert, please.
274
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,888
Keep going.
What else did you get?
275
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,156
- I found these
great tissues on sale,
276
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,257
So I got ten boxes.
277
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,125
- That's a lot of tissues.
278
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,427
- Not only were they on sale,
there was an in-store coupon,
279
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,830
So it was, like, unbelievable.
280
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,866
- Tell us more
about the tissues, ray.
281
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,902
- Yeah, okay.
282
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,337
Sure.
You can make fun,
283
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,841
But we are set for tissues.
284
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,342
- So you saved
some money.
285
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,445
- What?
- What? They're good.
286
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,080
What else you got?
287
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,816
- Wait, what's wrong
with the tissues?
288
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,484
- Nothing.
- No, something.
289
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,553
- It's just I wouldn't have
gotten those kind
290
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,421
'cause they don't really
go with the bathroom.
291
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,156
But it's fine.
It doesn't matter.
292
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,225
- Heh-heh.
She hates the tissues.
293
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,030
- Oh, no, they're totally fine.
So what else is in here?
294
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,464
- Wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
295
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,567
Mom, what do you
think of these?
296
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,535
- Well, I don't buy this kind.
297
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,238
But that doesn't mean there's
anything wrong with them.
298
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,540
However, I would say
that accents like tissues
299
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,844
Are one of the most
crucial decisions
300
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,246
In the look and character
of a household.
301
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:18,022
- You do realize that people
use them to blow their nose?
302
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,026
- Yes, but before
they blow their nose,
303
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,397
The right tissue box
invites them to do so.
304
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,135
- Yeah?
305
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:35,206
Okay, well,
I think these are inviting.
306
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,209
- Well, you are alone.
307
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,878
- Shut up.
308
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,979
Come on.
They're good, right?
309
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,213
- Yeah,
they're great.
310
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,215
- You do hate them,
don't you?
311
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,084
- I--ray, look,
it doesn't matter.
312
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,419
I'll just get my kind
the next time I go to the store.
313
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,221
- Wait. No, no, no.
314
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,657
I made this decision,
and we're sticking with this.
315
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,392
- It's not that big--
316
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,295
- I'm sorry, but I am not
gonna back down here!
317
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,197
- Now we got a show!
318
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,474
- I just think
that your bathroom
319
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,343
Needs as much help
as it can get.
320
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,646
- No, this is not about debra
and her lousy housekeeping.
321
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:18,683
It's about me
finally getting some say!
322
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,020
- Raymond, why are you
being so stubborn?
323
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,421
- Let's not forget,
when I was growing up,
324
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,223
You never let me
make any decisions, either!
325
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,524
I was 15 years old--
326
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,159
You were still picking out
my clothes.
327
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,527
- There was nothing wrong
328
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,162
With my putting together
your special outfits.
329
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,631
- Yeah, ma, let me
tell you something.
330
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,434
When kids at school find out
you're wearing an outfit,
331
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,471
All they want to do
is hit you in it.
332
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,440
- You just give me
the names of those kids--
333
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,175
- I'm all grown-up now, ma!
334
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,378
All grown-up!
335
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:52,050
- And look how you dress.
336
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,384
- You see?
337
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,719
I still can't
make my own decisions.
338
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,287
You never let me!
And you never let me!
339
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,488
You're both the same!
340
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,590
- Hey!
- Hey!
341
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,693
- Game's all over.
Still no sandwiches.
342
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,695
Oh...
343
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,199
Hey, those tissues stink.
344
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,034
- What?
345
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,371
- Yeah, they got
the lotion on them.
346
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,674
They're all greasy.
347
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,676
You pull one out
to blow your nose on it,
348
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,678
You think you did it already.
349
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,326
- Yeah, right.
350
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,596
Knowing you, dad,
you probably did.
351
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,999
- Seriously, that is
a disaster of a product.
352
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,333
- These tissues are fine, dad!
353
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,069
They're fine!
All right?
354
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,671
- Raymond, if I may...
355
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,208
Did you ever stop to wonder why
these tissues were on sale?
356
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,144
The bad color,
the disgusting texture,
357
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,413
The fact that
they're only 100-count
358
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:59,717
When a typical box
of tissues holds 160?
359
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,385
Hmm?
360
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,759
You got ripped off,
my brother.
361
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,794
Nobody wanted these things.
362
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,196
Nobody but poor ol'
mr. Bumblepuss.
363
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,201
That's you.
364
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,439
- All right,
everybody out!
365
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,176
- Raymond, I don't understand
why you're acting like this.
366
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,311
- Yeah, we didn't buy
the stupid tissues.
367
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,613
- Because this is ridiculous!
368
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,214
I get one thing I want,
369
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,183
And everybody's got to
jump all over me!
370
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,651
- Get something better
next time.
371
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,652
- Get out!
372
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,189
- I'll tell you one thing.
373
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,658
I've blown my nose
for the last time in this house!
374
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,693
- Oh...Oh, boy,
375
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,595
There goes our Saturday night!
376
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,334
- Try this tissue.
377
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,637
- Ray, I don't want
to argue about this.
378
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,605
- Good, then you agree
with keeping the tissues.
379
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,174
- Fine, we'll keep
the damn tissues.
380
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,408
- Don't call 'em
damn tissues.
381
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,377
They're gonna be our tissues,
382
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,345
And we're gonna
display them proudly.
383
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,215
They're gonna be the official
tissues of the house!
384
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,084
- Okay. That's great.
Whatever you say, honey.
385
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:10,321
I got to go pick up
the kids in a few minutes.
386
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,557
And we're supposed to eat
dinner at your parents' tonight,
387
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,360
If they'll have us over
after your little freak-out.
388
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,363
- No, no, I'm not eating
with those downers!
389
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,299
I'll make my own food
right here.
390
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,168
And I'll decide to eat
whatever the hell I want.
391
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,337
All right?
Just so you know!
392
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,374
I happen to be a very good cook.
393
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:45,690
- Hello?
394
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,325
Hey, gianni.
Yeah.
395
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,593
No, nothing.
396
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,595
Debra's going nutty
on me over here,
397
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,830
But what else is new?
398
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,434
Yeah, I can golf tomorrow.
Yes.
399
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,503
It's not gonna snow.
It's gonna be 40 degrees.
400
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,739
What are you talking about?
Snow...
401
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,741
No. It's gonna be fine.
402
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,377
Red sky at night,
sailor's delight.
403
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,550
"shaking with fright?"
who told you that?
404
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,586
Well, your mother's stupid, man.
405
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,355
Yeah.
406
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,691
Hey, you ever try those tissues
with the lotion in 'em?
407
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,394
Yeah.
No, they're good.
408
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,428
Yes, they are!
409
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,832
No, you suck!
410
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,835
All right.
Whatever.
411
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,603
I'll see ya tomorrow.
You be there.
412
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,438
All right. Bye.
413
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,378
My tissues!
414
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:14,812
- Ray, what the--
415
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:15,813
- Fire!
416
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,549
There's a fire!
417
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,384
- Oh, god!
418
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,519
- Get out of the way!
419
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:16,774
- Well, it took care
of the ants!
420
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,318
- Most of this is cosmetic,
421
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,020
So it won't take too long
to get you back in shape.
422
00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:30,721
- Oh, good.
- That's great.
423
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,057
- I've got some wallpaper
choices out in my truck.
424
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,959
And here's
some possibilities for drapes.
425
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,594
- Great, thanks.
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