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- Thanks for bringing me
on your road trip, raymond.
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Sure glad I brought
these binoculars.
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I can see
every drop of rain
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Hitting
the piggly-wiggly.
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Well...
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Once again, god,
thanks for everything.
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- Aah, that'll clear up.
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- Yeah, and when will
that be, raymond?
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All that's left
is for the animals
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To line up two by two.
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- Cheer up, will ya?
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Get something from the minibar.
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- Oh, minibar...
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Oooh, whoopee.
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How much is a soda?
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- Who cares?
The paper's paying for it.
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- I feel a little better.
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- 57, 58, 59, 60,
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61, 62! Oh, man!
Almost!
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- Will you stop
spinning your ring already?
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- This table's got some kind
of super-slick surface, man.
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This could be the day
I break the record.
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- Yippee!
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- Quiet!
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- Can't we at least
go bowling or something?
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- No, no, I'm having
a good time here.
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- You're twirling jewelry.
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- You don't realize
what you got here, okay?
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You don't have a wife
and kids always around.
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You're alone.
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- Thank you.
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- If I was home with the kids,
I couldn't do this. Right?
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58, 59, 60--
aah! Almost!
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Bowling.
We're in paradise here.
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Look at what I'm doing.
I'm going to the bathroom,
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I don't even have
to lock the door.
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Or do I?
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- Don't flatter yourself.
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- I don't think I'd eat that
if I were you.
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- No, I'm playing
my own kind of game.
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I pretend I'm a fisherman.
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All right, ray, look,
I was spinning your ring,
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And...
- What?
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- Oh, what is wrong
with you?!
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- Yeah, yeah but see it's just
right on top of the vent.
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We can unscrew the grate
and just take it out.
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- Let me get my hands in there.
Hold on.
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I got it.
I got it.
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There it is.
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I got it.
I got it.
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Milky way?
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- Yeah, right over there.
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- All right, look,
why don't you watch the stuff,
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And I'll go get
some pizza.
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You want a slice?
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- Yeah... What are they,
a buck?
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Why don't you buy me 500;
we'll be even.
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- Ray, I'm sure
the maintenance guy
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Is gonna find your ring,
all right?
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- Yeah, did you see that guy?
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He finds my ring,
two seconds later
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He's gonna trade it in
for a bottle of whiskey
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And a harmonica.
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- For those passengers
traveling
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On flight 1477 to new york,
boarding will be delayed
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Another 45 minutes.
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- You believe this?
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- Yeah.
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- Going home?
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- Yeah, going home.
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- Yeah, I'm from new york, too.
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Are you right in the city?
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- Actually, long island.
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- Oh? What do you do there?
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- I'm a newspaper columnist
for a newspaper.
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- Well, that makes sense.
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I'm in real estate myself.
Alexis.
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- Uh, ray. Is this--
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I mean, I already have a house.
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- No, no, I'm off-duty.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Well, we're not going
anywhere.
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I think I'll go over to the bar
and get a drink.
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Would you want to join me?
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- Oh! Oh! You know...
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I, uh...
Actually, I'm married.
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- Oh! Oh, my god!
I'm so sorry.
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- That's okay.
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- You didn't have a--
- I didn't have a ring.
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That's 'cause of this guy
right here.
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- What'd I do?
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- You lost my ring.
He lost my ring,
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And I should have it on,
and I don't, and...
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I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
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- No, really, I'm sorry.
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And it was nice to meet you.
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hey, if I wasn't married...
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- Well, uh, think maybe
I'll go to the bar
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And have both our drinks.
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- I'm not married.
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- Wow.
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- She liked you.
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- Yeah, how 'bout that?
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- Unbelievable.
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A couple of hours
without the ring,
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You're already
getting offers.
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It really, truly
never ends for you, does it?
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- Aw, come on.
It's just...
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You know,
it's this haircut.
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You know,
it's this haircut.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I didn't hear you
come in last night.
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- Yeah, yeah, I know.
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My flight got in late.
I didn't even unpack yet.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey, I got some
of that new cereal.
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You want to try some?
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- Yeah, all right.
- Just get the milk.
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Could you get me
some more juice, too, please?
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- Yeah.
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Oh! Whoo! Oh!
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I'll get it.
I got it.
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I got it.
I got it.
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Let's see what
that new cereal's all about.
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- What are you doing?
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- Hmm?
Nothing.
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- What's with your hand?
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- No. I just made
a little puppet.
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pass the orange juice, toots!
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Hey, come on,
that's not nice.
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"why? I'm thirsty. That's all.
I'm just thirsty."
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All right, listen.
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I want you to prepare yourself,
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'cause you're about
to get very mad
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At robert.
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- What is it?
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Where's your wedding ring?
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- Robert.
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- Robert's wearing
your wedding ring?
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- No, no, what happened was,
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I had it on the table
in the hotel room--
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- Were you spinning it again?
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- No! No!
Robert was spinning it.
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I went to the bathroom
and robert,
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Without even asking me,
he takes my ring,
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He spins it
right into the vent!
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- The vent!
- Yeah.
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- Did you try to get it out?
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- Of course, yeah!
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We used milky ways,
everything.
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But the maintenance guy
at the hotel--
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He said that he was gonna look,
and I'm sure he'll come through.
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He looked like
a very dependable guy.
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- I don't understand.
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How did robert
get your wedding ring
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- I told you
I went to the bathroom.
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- And you take
your wedding ring off
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When you go to the bathroom?
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- In a hotel bathroom, huh?
In a strange city?
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This is our wedding ring!
You bet your ass I do!
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- Well, are you gonna
get it back or not?
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- Absolutely, yeah.
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- Hey! I'm watching
sportscenter over here.
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- Dad!
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- Marie's doing
her french lesson crap!
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I'd stop her,
but maybe someday
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She'll learn enough
to move there.
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- Not now, frank, okay?
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- Oh, sorry.
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00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:07,973
You two goin'
a couple of rounds?
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- Dad, please, just--
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- Don't be too hard on him, deb.
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Robert told me
he did the right thing.
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He shot her down real quick.
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00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,752
- Boy, women out there
must be getting desperate
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If they start
goin' after big nose.
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- So a woman was
going after you?
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no...
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No, it was funny, though.
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We were at the airport,
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And this woman
was sitting next to us,
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And I guess because
I didn't have a ring,
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She said "hi" or whatever...
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And then the flight was late,
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So she asked me to go to the bar
and have a drink with her.
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And so, right away,
I said, "I'm married,"
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And she said, "sorry,"
and left.
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- What'd she look like?
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- All right, dad.
Come on, come on.
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- Scale of one to ten.
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- Get out of here,
will ya?
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Probably a dud, right?
- Come on.
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00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,869
- Probably
one of those she-males.
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- It was funny,
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I only had the ring off
for a couple of hours,
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And I get hit on,
like I'm a stud or something.
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- And you like that?
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- No, I don't like it.
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But it was funny.
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Robert was standing there,
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And she didn't
say boo to him.
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- You seem pretty proud of this.
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00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,205
- No, that's not it.
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Actually, it's a compliment
to you. Hmm?
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You're married to a very
desirable man, honeybun, huh?
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But the ladies can want me
all they want because
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There ain't no woman
like the one I got
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00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,957
What? What?
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00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,358
What are you doing?
Wait! It was nothing!
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- I am stuck here alone
with the kids for three days
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While you're out there
without your wedding ring
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At airports talking to girls!
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- For your information,
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That woman asked me
to have a drink,
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And the first thing I said
was, "sorry, I'm married!
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"maybe if I wasn't married,
but I can't.
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I am married!"
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00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,278
- You said,
"if I wasn't married"?
219
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:34,385
- Of course.
I didn't want to be a jerk.
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- Good job.
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- Come back...
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I said whatever I could
to get rid of her.
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She was all over me!
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And just so you know,
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I kept my hand in my pocket
the whole flight home
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So people would
stop hitting on me.
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All right?
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Which even in business class
was very uncomfortable!
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What are you doin'?
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- I'm helping you unpack.
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- You shouldn't do that.
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You know,
people in the neighborhood,
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They already think you drink.
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00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,006
- Hey, I don't know what kindl
of tree you planted out there,
235
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,374
But it's growin' skivvies!
236
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,386
Debra threw my suitcase
out the window this morning.
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- Hey, listen, I was thinkin'
of taking a little field trip
238
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To laguardia
to watch some flights.
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00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,558
You in?
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- Raymond's not interested
in those things, frank.
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But, by all means, you go.
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I'll get you a limo.
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00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,039
- Hey, where ya going,
to get the kids?
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00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,042
- Going to
the grocery store first.
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00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,411
Did you tell your mom
all about your big score?
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00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,947
- All right, I'm sorry, honey.
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00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,548
- What are you sorry about,
ray?
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00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,618
- I'm sorry
about the airport lady.
249
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,185
I'm sorry
that you got jealous.
250
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,193
- Look, I'm not jealous about
your airport lady, ray.
251
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,595
What bothers me
is your attitude!
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Your attitude about me,
about your ring,
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And about your marriage.
254
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,133
- What do you mean,
my marriage?
255
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,102
Listen, there's nothing wrong
with my marriage.
256
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,937
Maybe your marriage.
257
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,606
- Maybe my marriage.
258
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:44,048
- You want to know
what's bothering me, ray?
259
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,118
How many times have I told you
not to spin your ring?
260
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,020
That's your wedding ring,
ray!
261
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,088
It's not a toy!
262
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,623
- It does spin.
263
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,160
- Okay, great.
264
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,896
- Oh, my god!
265
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,098
- Spin these.
266
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,900
- Come on, what're you doing?
Where you going?
267
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,101
- I'm going
to the grocery store.
268
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,669
I'll wear my ring
when you wear yours.
269
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,143
- You lettin' her go there
without a wedding ring?
270
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,478
- Yeah, so?
271
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,413
- Come on, a grocery store?
272
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,548
It actually is a meat market.
273
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,422
You send your little lady
out into a man's world
274
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,125
With a naked finger?
275
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,561
It's like banana time
in the monkey cage!
276
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,302
- That's stupid.
277
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,438
- Oh, yeah?
Then where ya goin'?
278
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,206
- I just remembered
279
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,609
There's a few things that we
need at the store, all right?
280
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,477
- I know what you need.
You need a big sponge...
281
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,645
- All right, ma.
282
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,147
Okay.
283
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,482
- Your refrigerator is just...
284
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:55,186
- How come they get their rings
to come off so easy?
285
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,259
You did this to me...
286
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,194
With your cooking.
287
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,663
You fattened me up
so I couldn't get out.
288
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,456
- Wow! Man, you just plowed
right into her!
289
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,757
- I'm sorry.
I'm very, very sorry.
290
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,525
Are you okay?
Are you all right?
291
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,722
- Sorry!
292
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,842
Hi.
- Hello.
293
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,213
- You know, I can never tell.
294
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,215
How do you know
if a mango is ripe or not?
295
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,752
- I don't know.
Squeeze 'em or something.
296
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:12,356
- So, gosh.
Is this one ripe?
297
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,693
- To tell you the truth,
I really don't eat fruit.
298
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,433
- You know, you guys have
a great selection of lettuce.
299
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,135
I've always thought that.
300
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,770
- Yup, a lot of lettuce.
301
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:31,275
- So...What are you, uh...
302
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,377
I mean, have you always
been a...Produce man...
303
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,113
Jimmy?
304
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,882
- I'm just doing this
305
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,650
Till they allow me back
at the deli counter.
306
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,791
- I love how it...
307
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:48,860
Smells around here.
308
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,863
I gotta go spritz the parsley,
all right?
309
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,331
- Oh, great.
310
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,699
- It's at
the loading dock.
311
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,701
- Oh, the loading dock?
- You can't come back there.
312
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,835
- I'm really interested--
- lady!
313
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,472
Please, leave me alone!
314
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,812
- Nice talkin' to you, jimmy.
315
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,189
Okay, the first guy
was definitely gay.
316
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:22,193
And jimmy's all wrapped up
in his work.
317
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,162
- You knew I was watching you?
318
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,363
- Shut up.
319
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,635
- Come on, please,
can we just go home?
320
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,905
- You're obviously married
to an old hag!
321
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:34,805
- But I love her.
322
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,943
- You're probably
going to leave me
323
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,212
For some younger girl who's
stupid
324
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,813
And thinks
you're distinguished.
325
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,582
- Come on, I'm just having
a good week, that's all.
326
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,816
- All right!
327
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:46,951
- Could we just check out,
please?
328
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,187
- Oh, sorry.
329
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,222
- That's okay.
It was my fault.
330
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,324
- It's me.
I wasn't looking.
331
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,458
- Oh, I'm married.
332
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,896
- Excuse me?
333
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,631
- And even if I wasn't,
no, thank you.
334
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,438
- How's that?
335
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,239
- Perfect.
336
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,878
- I almost killed a lady.
337
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,720
Oh, thank god.
338
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,399
- Ray, how long were you
in the shower this morning?
339
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,368
There's no hot water
for me now!
340
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,003
You're so inconsiderate!
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