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[Lucifer] Mmm.
This was a new one on me, Detective.
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[Chloe moaning]
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[Chloe] Well,
there's a first time for everything.
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[Lucifer] Yes,
but I've heard it can take hours.
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I'm not sure even
I have the endurance for that.
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[Trixie] Don't worry, I'll help ya!
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I'll be the top hat.
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I will be the race car,
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because I'm gonna leave you both
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-in the dust.
-[chuckles] Very funny.
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Uh, wheelbarrow...
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Shoot. Ugh.
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I guess, I'll have to be
the shot glass. Cheers.
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-That's a thimble.
-What?
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I want to conquer real estate,
not mend socks.
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So, then be the shoe.
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Please. I am not a shoe.
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Clearly, I'm a top hat.
Come on, hand it over.
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You want it?
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It's gonna cost you.
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Oh. Well, name your price, urchin.
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Oh, I'm not talking fake money.
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Oh, wow. She slammed ya.
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[chuckles]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[music stops]
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Imagine my disappointment when
I realized there was no raging party.
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It's a security thing.
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Worked for that Home Alone kid.
But obviously, you can't take a hint.
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Wasn't I being clear the last time
I kicked you out?
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Oh, clearly being a jerk.
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Which is exactly why I came
to look in on you.
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You see, we need the most love
when we're being most unlovable.
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No offense, brother,
but I don't need love from you.
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I get plenty from naked strangers.
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And speaking of, I'm spent,
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-so if you don't mind...
-That's where you've been, then?
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Having sex with the nameless masses?
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Oh, you know me, brother.
Wine, women, and song.
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Come on, run along.
I don't need a babysitter.
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Your cheek says otherwise.
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Turns out, Bruce Lee mid-fly kick
wasn't in the artist's repertoire.
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[Amenadiel laughing]
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Look, I had to cut a deal
with the Detective's offspring.
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So, that's who you were with?
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Chloe and Trixie?
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Oh, so much for wine, women, and song.
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Technically, all of those things
were represented.
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When you count the post-game karaoke.
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Luci, there is absolutely nothing wrong
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with enjoying a quiet night in.
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I did not say that I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci,
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who cares how you spend your nights?
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Um... Everyone.
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My exciting lifestyle
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gives regular people something
to aspire to. I provide hope.
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I see. And how does Linda feel
about this little ruse of yours?
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I'm sure that the Doctor
would love to dissect me,
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but she's taking some time off to
deal with a death in the family, so.
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I had no idea.
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I should go check on her.
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Yes. Excellent idea. You do that.
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Luci, I'm liking this new you.
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Boring suits you, brother.
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-[camera clicks]
-[Lucifer] Now this poor victim,
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she is boring.
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-We don't know anything about her.
-Don't we?
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Generic artwork, dull clothes,
beige furniture...
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I mean, even her fruit bowl is
so tragically safe.
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No mangoes, no papayas.
Not even a measly avocado.
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Her name's Kim Jones.
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Twenty-nine, she's a computer engineer.
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We ran a full background check, but
we couldn't find anything noteworthy.
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[sighs] A fellow nerd.
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I'm sure you're in a better place now.
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[Lucifer] Well, even if she's
in the worse place, it'd be far more
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interesting than this. Because
this poor lady? Definitely a shoe.
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Any idea what he's talking about?
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Oh, the other night, we played Monopoly.
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So, that's that story.
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Ella, what's the cause of death?
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Uh, B-A-B-F-T.
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-[Chloe] Hmm?
-Big Ass Blunt Force Trauma to the head.
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Murder weapon's missing,
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but we're looking for something small
and compact,
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surprisingly heavy for its size.
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Kinda like my Aunt Rosalita.
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I wish Amenadiel were here
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so he could see what
boring actually looks like.
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Can you believe that he said
I've become boring? It's absurd.
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Oh, I don't know. Monopoly?
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Doesn't really sound like the old Lucifer.
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And I have to say,
you have become a bit more
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-normal.
-How dare you!
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Crazy idea, let's talk less about Lucifer
and more about the murder.
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Crime scene selfies? Really?
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Classy move.
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And that is Esther. [sighs]
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Our victim's roommate.
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She found the body
when she came home from partying.
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Now what's such a dynamic young lady
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doing living with a Kim?
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Well, never mind.
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She looks traumatized.
I'll go comfort her.
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Excuse me.
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-No photos at a crime scene.
-Sorry.
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Not even one last one
with the handsome cop?
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[chuckles] Don't let the boring detective
spoil things.
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It would be my pleasure.
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Right.
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Oh. [chuckles] Bless your heart.
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Obviously, I'm far too well dressed
to be a cop.
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So, I take it that you weren't
close with your roommate.
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Nah. I don't spend much time here.
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Obviously. Besides, me and Kim?
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Totally different squads.
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Kim followed more people
than followed her,
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if you know what I mean.
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Hashtag shoe.
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Can you think of anyone
who'd want her dead?
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I don't think anyone wanted
much of anything from Kim.
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Okay, well, there was no break-in,
there was no struggle,
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which likely means that
Kim knew the killer.
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So, can you think of anything?
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A recent break-up, a fight?
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She did get into a yelling match
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-on the phone last night...
-Oh.
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...but I assumed that was with
the Thai delivery place.
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And I assume that was the
poor dear's closest relationship?
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What time was the argument?
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Uh, I'll tell you
if you hand me my phone back.
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I was getting ready to go out,
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and I totally remember the pic
I was uploading at the time.
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Mmm. There.
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Kombucha martini.
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10:39 p.m.
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We'll trace Kim's phone call at that time.
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You guys mind if I post
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that I'm totes helping
a police investigation?
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Absolutely. Do you mind tagging me?
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[Chloe] Ella traced Kim's call
to this business.
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TopMeet? Interesting name
for a Thai restaurant.
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No, it's a dating app
for LA's most fabulous singles.
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Super exclusive.
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Seems you need to get recommended,
meet a bunch of selection criteria,
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even go through an interview
just to create an account.
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Then why would our victim be arguing
with someone here?
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This is clearly a place
for top hats. Like us.
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Please. I would never
get into something like this.
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You're right. What was I thinking?
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It's way too exciting for you,
Detective. I meant me.
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And him.
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Gosh. Kindred souls,
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this interesting young fellow and I.
Wouldn't you say?
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Except that, apparently,
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he's slightly more interesting than you.
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-Journalistic hyperbole, clearly.
-Can I help you?
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Oh.
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Mack Slater, I'm the CEO.
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If you're here for
the selection interview,
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I'll spare you. I created TopMeet
for people exactly like you.
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Ah, well, thank you very much.
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Actually, I was talking to the lady.
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You're exactly my type.
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I mean, the app's type.
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Bit on the nose there, Big Mack.
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We're actually here
for a different kind of interview.
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There's been a murder,
and our victim's last call
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was to someone in this building.
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-A homicide detective, huh?
-[cell phone chimes]
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-[Chloe] Uh-huh.
-Wow. You just got even more interesting.
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Funny, so did you. Just found out
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who our victim was fighting with. You.
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Ah. Most interesting bachelor indeed.
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[theme music playing]
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If you didn't know her,
then how did you fight with her?
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Because she was nuts.
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I'm confused.
You just said you didn't know her.
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I know her type.
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We get them from time to time.
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They want to be on TopMeet,
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they can't clear our high bar,
and then they get pissed about it.
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The problem with her was she just
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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And then she hacked her way onto my app.
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And then our users complained,
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of course, because nobody joins TopMeet
to hook up with some
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random nobody.
So we had to kick her off.
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Okay, and is that when she got angry
and called to complain?
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No, it was more like she went psycho.
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Ah, boring people never like to be told
they're dull. Right, Detective?
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What did you do after the call?
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I stayed here and worked late.
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We've been busy as hell these days.
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Not nearly, I can assure you.
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[Chloe] I'd like to talk to anyone who can
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corroborate your alibi.
Also, I'll need a list
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of any of the users that
complained about Kim.
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No can do.
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With so many celebrity clients,
our entire business model
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is based off our
ironclad privacy protocols.
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-Fine. I'll just get a warrant.
-Good luck with that.
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I mean, how long did it take
the FBI to hack one cell phone?
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Yup, I'll have the tech team get on it.
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You got it, Chloe. Ah!
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[Charlotte] Hello, Miss Lopez.
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I wanted to ask you something.
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You know this darkness that
you say you see in me?
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-Mmm-hmm?
-I've been trying to address it,
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and details would help. So,
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where do you see it, exactly? How? When?
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Like, now.
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Right about there.
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Oh.
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[chuckles softly]
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Little better, but, you know, still.
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You don't exactly
scream rainbows and sunshine.
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Even when you're
not wielding murder weapons.
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Well, for the record, I wouldn't stab you.
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Not here, with all these cops around.
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Oh, come on. That was funny.
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Oh. Yeah, ha ha, funny.
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Also, dark.
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Right. Fair point.
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But it's cool.
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You know?
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Bein' dark.
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To each their own, you know?
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Wow. You really have this
"being good" thing down. Hmm?
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You know, you might be
just the person to guide me.
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To where?
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Somewhere other than Hell.
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See, I've, um...
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I've learned that there are consequences
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to my "darkness".
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Really permanent ones, as it turns out.
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And I was thinking,
you could help me avoid them.
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No way, Jose.
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I mean, I wish I could help you. I do.
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-But I'm so busy.
-With what?
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You know, cases. Forensic stuff.
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The lieutenant won't be back
from medical leave until next week,
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so it's, like, cray-cray up in here.
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Oh, hey, Dan!
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I bet you need me
to go do that thing, huh?
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That super urgent forensic thingy?
Yeah.
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See? Cray-cray.
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Well,
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I'm just gonna...
250
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,143
-I...
-Yeah.
251
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,436
Bye.
252
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,943
[Linda] You're exposing yourself
to dreadful consequences.
253
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:56,197
And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews.
I'm talking "Hell."
254
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,324
Turns out, real!
255
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,868
[laughing] I know! I know, right?
256
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,244
Shocker to me, too.
257
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,456
But not as much as your
dancing queen candle arrangements!
258
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,668
Hey, Linda.
259
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,753
-Is everything okay?
-Amenadiel, hi.
260
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,088
I'm so glad you're here.
261
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,673
I'm trying to plan
my ex-husband's memorial,
262
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,343
and I could really use another opinion.
263
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,178
Um, okay, so,
264
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,222
which one do you like best?
265
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,557
Just knee jerk reaction. Go.
266
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,894
-That one?
-Really?
267
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,188
Really? You don't think it's too ornate?
268
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,273
-That one.
-You're right.
269
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,359
This one's simple yet elegant.
270
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,986
See, you're just the insight
I needed. [chuckles]
271
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,321
Busy tomorrow?
272
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,452
[Lucifer] That looks absolutely
nothing like our victim.
273
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,663
Take note, Daniel,
these filters could be the answer
274
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,206
-to your dating drought.
-[Ella] Or not.
275
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,084
-Kim only got one match.
-What? Really?
276
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,044
After all the effort our shoe went through
277
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,129
to make herself look like a top hat,
278
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,755
she only got the interest
of one gentleman?
279
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,632
Gentleman? You mean suspect.
280
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,427
[Ella] Yep. User name, Forever29.
281
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,430
The app arranged a date for them.
Based on their likes and locations,
282
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,306
it suggested a sushi place on Melrose.
283
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,100
Even made a reservation for them,
284
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,393
for the night of the murder.
285
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,270
If this guy's using the app
as a hunting ground,
286
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,605
he could be targeting somebody
right now. We gotta find him.
287
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,732
Yeah, but how? We can't even get an ID.
288
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,276
[Ella] Yeah, tech team
hasn't been able to crack
289
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,861
TopMeet's security algo.
290
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,864
Which means Kim had mad hacking skills.
291
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,116
So, can we use Forever29's profile pic
292
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,701
and run it through facial recognition?
293
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,287
Yeah, I know. Thought about that, but...
294
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,913
[Lucifer] Ugh. Partial profile pics,
295
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,832
such a tell-tale sign of low self-esteem.
296
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,543
Or our guy is keeping his profile
a secret because he's the killer.
297
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,503
[Ella] Wait a minute.
There is some good news, you guys.
298
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,381
He used the app to RSVP
for a mixer at TopMeet
299
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,591
that's happening tonight.
300
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,009
Okay, we gotta get to this party,
301
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,094
use what we know about Forever29
and single him out.
302
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,471
[Lucifer] Okay, fine, I'll go.
303
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,556
Seeing as I'm the only
interesting single person here,
304
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,391
I think I'm our one shot
at catching the killer.
305
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,602
-Lucifer, we're looking for a guy.
-Your point?
306
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,354
Uh... He's a dude and he's straight.
307
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,856
That's never stopped me before, Daniel.
308
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,150
I'm so good at flipping men,
they call me "The Skillet".
309
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,526
-Oh, wow.
-[Chloe] Okay.
310
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,445
We need a woman. So, I'll go.
311
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,406
You, Detective? Socialize? Flirt? Come on.
312
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,951
Yeah, but for the investigation,
I can sacrifice.
313
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,662
I mean, it can't be that hard
being frivolous and shallow.
314
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,331
I'll just channel my inner Lucifer.
315
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,500
You want to become a female version of me?
316
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,002
Okay. I'll gladly train you.
317
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,379
Chloe does Lucifer?
318
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,839
I wouldn't exactly word it that way.
319
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,175
Get ready to go full me, Detective!
320
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,682
[Lucifer] The Paris shows were glorious.
321
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,060
Worth the jet lag alone.
How was your weekend?
322
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,978
[Chloe] Uh, awesome. Great.
323
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,524
Uh, Saturday, went camping
with my daughter. And Sunday,
324
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,275
did a big Costco run. [chuckles]
325
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,986
There's, like, 300 hot dogs in my freezer.
326
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,614
Oh, really? That is so interesting.
327
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,534
Oh, dear. Look what you did
to poor Giancarlo. Dead.
328
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,660
From boredom.
329
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,704
You're going to this TopMeet mixer
to hunt down a killer,
330
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,207
not to talk about your hunt
for bulk-food bargains!
331
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:57,044
Okay, sorry I'm not fancy-shmancy
enough for Giancarlo.
332
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,838
Let's get the terminology straight,
not "fancy-shmancy."
333
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,715
-Sophisticated.
-Oh, whatever.
334
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,217
Why don't you...
335
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,844
Just give me some tips on
how to blend in with that crowd.
336
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,889
You think being as fascinating
as I am can be
337
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,599
boiled down to a few tips?
338
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,726
This is not paint by numbers.
339
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,603
Goodness me, I need a drink.
340
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,189
Oh, thank you.
341
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,858
I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me.
342
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:23,070
Mmm. Mmm. Yes, definitely,
no mention of the child.
343
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,197
And enough with the tips.
344
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,824
Why don't we do a little role play, hmm?
345
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,827
-Okay.
-You be a randy single man, and I'll be...
346
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,620
I'll be the new you.
347
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,248
Okay, I have never once done that.
348
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:35,666
[Lucifer] My point exactly.
349
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,751
Meet Lucinda. Come on.
350
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,884
Gosh. This is going to be
harder than I thought.
351
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,552
[sighs]
352
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,645
[inaudible]
353
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,355
Oh, crap.
354
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,648
[inaudible]
355
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,525
Oh!
356
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:04,904
[elevator bell dings]
357
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,583
Oh.
358
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,252
Need some help there, sir?
359
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,342
[sighs]
360
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,346
Good news, Ella!
361
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,890
I've been admitted
to the Forensic Shadow Program.
362
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,726
-What is that?
-A mentorship program.
363
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,770
Which means I will be your student.
364
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,480
I'm going to stick to you like glue.
365
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,148
So I can learn how to be good.
366
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,483
At forensics.
367
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,401
Stuff comes up constantly in court.
368
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,654
-That's great?
-[man] Hold it, please.
369
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,741
I don't think so, buddy.
370
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,743
I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa?
371
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,926
My, my, Detective,
372
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,304
-you look...
-Like a female Lucifer?
373
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,056
Well, that's what I was going for.
374
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,017
Well, close enough.
You're going to need this.
375
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,230
Do I really need to wear an ear bug?
376
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,273
Absolutely. From what we know
of our killer,
377
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,983
blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing
378
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,903
and splooshing, I'd say
you're bit out of your comfort zone.
379
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,988
So you're going to need
to bring Lucinda's A-game.
380
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,365
You mean your A-game.
381
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,825
Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it,
382
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,159
do you need a refresher on splooshing?
383
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,203
-It is very simple--
-No, stop! I'm good.
384
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,455
I'm good. But, oh, except for...
385
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,542
You don't wanna wear it?
386
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,002
It's not really Lucinda's style.
387
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,963
-Right.
-Oh.
388
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,719
Okay.
389
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:55,139
There. I'm ready.
390
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,890
Yes, you are.
391
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,560
-Good luck.
-Thank you.
392
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,986
[upbeat music playing]
393
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,073
[laughter]
394
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,456
Hi, I'll get a IPA, please.
395
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,791
[Lucifer on mic] No, no, no! Not beer,
396
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,042
Prosecco.
397
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,669
But I hate Prosecco.
398
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,130
Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it.
399
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,133
[scoffs] Beer. It's a good job I'm here.
400
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,968
Yeah, man. Close call.
401
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,018
[clears throat]
Possible suspect, moving in.
402
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,979
[Lucifer] All right,
whatever he says to you, just laugh.
403
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,439
[Chloe softly] Mmm-hmm.
404
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,983
Hey there. What's your name?
405
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,235
[forced laughter]
406
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,612
Lucinda.
407
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,865
No, no, no!
Not like a demented witch on crack.
408
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,992
A deep, sultry laugh.
409
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,952
[chuckles hesitantly]
410
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,708
I'm sorry. I think I may have had
411
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,251
a little too much Prosecco
412
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,878
on an empty stomach.
413
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,379
I should have had that sushi.
414
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,714
Did you try the sushi? Is it good?
415
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,466
No, I did not.
416
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,634
-I'm a vegan.
-Oh.
417
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,596
Anyway, might wanna
go easy on the bubbles.
418
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,431
Ah.
419
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,434
-[sighs]
-Smooth.
420
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,311
Beginner's bad luck.
421
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,147
It's hard to do justice
to my captivating essence,
422
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,357
but she'll get the hang of it.
423
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,109
Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel.
424
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,152
[indistinct chatter]
425
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,745
-Hey.
-Hey.
426
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,413
Hi.
427
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,208
You're really tan. Are you a surfer?
428
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,252
Well, I'd like to surf in your eyes.
429
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,005
[Lucifer] Oh, dearie me, he's lucky
it's not a crime to be a cheeseball.
430
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,299
Anyway, at least the ice is broken.
431
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,218
Now just make small talk.
432
00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,305
So I drove up to this meditation retreat
in Big Sur last week--
433
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,431
No, no, no!
434
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,100
PCH is closed.
435
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,434
-Say you helicoptered in.
-Shush!
436
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,103
Uh, excuse me?
437
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,438
Sploosh. I said, sploosh.
438
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,023
Are you into splooshing?
439
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,294
Time to change tactics.
440
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,546
You know what?
441
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,133
Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda.
442
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761
-[static on mic]
-I don't believe this.
443
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,348
Ditching protocol mid-sting!
Who does that?
444
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,809
Maybe she'll do better on her own.
445
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,644
Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.
446
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,771
She'll flounder without
my expert guidance!
447
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,107
Right, I'm clearly needed
on the front lines.
448
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,234
You just stay here
and do what you do best.
449
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,361
Nada.
450
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,071
[scoffs]
451
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,410
-[Chloe] Oh, I love traveling.
-Oh, yeah?
452
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,162
-Yeah.
-Any fun plans coming up?
453
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,872
Um...
454
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,500
Well, I was thinking of maybe getting out
of the city,
455
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,420
and taking my daughter camping.
456
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,547
Cool, I love the outdoors.
457
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,550
-I'm a surfer.
-Really?
458
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,010
Goes well with camping.
459
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,596
I've always wanted to try surfing. But--
460
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,349
Oh, hi, Lucifer.
461
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,683
This is Benji.
462
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,519
He just had four pieces of sashimi,
463
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,188
and we just started talking about surfing.
464
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,399
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist you put
your mic back in immediately.
465
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,776
We can't hear a thing in the truck.
466
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,194
You are being a--
467
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,987
[groans] Nice work.
468
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,033
[woman] Hey, there's a strange man...
469
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,243
[people clamoring]
470
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,164
-You have to save me from them!
-[Dan] Uh, yeah,
471
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,832
they're with me.
472
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,834
Not bad for nada, huh?
473
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,795
-[scoffs]
-Wait, she's a cop?
474
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,588
Detective Decker, LAPD.
475
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,675
We wanna talk to you about a murder.
476
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,094
-You're not paparazzi?
-What?
477
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,388
Oh, thank God.
478
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,099
Ugh. Man, the things Dad gets credit for.
479
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,731
Yeah, I went on a date with her.
Just the other night.
480
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,901
Still can't believe she's, uh,
481
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,736
dead.
482
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,864
Oh? Did you think she'd survive
you murdering her?
483
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,866
I told you, I'm innocent.
484
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,327
Well, you're an overpaid DJ.
So, that's up for debate.
485
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,414
It seems you were the last person
to see Kim alive.
486
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,165
I couldn't have been.
487
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,709
When I dropped her off after our date,
488
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,085
her roommate was still there.
489
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,211
How do you know that?
490
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,796
Because that's the reason
I didn't go upstairs
491
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:38,922
like Kim suggested.
492
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,384
-I was trying to avoid Esther.
-What, kombucha martini girl?
493
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,094
You know her roommate?
494
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,096
To the extent that you can know someone
495
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,848
who's glued to her phone
and talks in hashtags.
496
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,308
-[chuckles]
-[Chloe] Yup, it's her.
497
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,185
-How did you two meet?
-We matched on the TopMeet app,
498
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,437
a few weeks ago.
499
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,480
And went on two exhausting dates.
500
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,065
Then why go on the second date?
501
00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,985
Because I wanted to see Kim again.
502
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,279
I met her at the apartment
503
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,739
when I picked up Esther
for our first date.
504
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,949
She wasn't there the second time.
505
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,535
So you can imagine how stoked I was
506
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,953
when she popped up on the TopMeet app.
507
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,580
No, I can't, actually.
508
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,666
You're saying you that used a top hat
to get to a shoe?
509
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,586
-He must be lying, Detective.
-I'm not lying.
510
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,172
I really liked Kim.
511
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,466
She was different than
all the other women on the app.
512
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,552
Different as in duller, more mundane
and dressed for less.
513
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,473
No, as in she didn't make me feel
like I had to be on all the time.
514
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,517
With her, I could...
515
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,895
I could just be myself.
516
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,773
Interesting.
517
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,193
Thanks.
518
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,694
[Chloe clears throat]
519
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,198
What if Esther found out about
Benji and Kim?
520
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:47,866
Got jealous, lost control.
521
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,788
This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane?
522
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,873
It's ludicrous! It's like me being
523
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,250
jealous of that paper clip. Or Daniel.
524
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,463
Not to mention, Esther is far too busy
525
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,798
for murder, Detective. Look.
526
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,424
She flew to Florence last week
527
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,926
just 'cause she fancied
eating some gelato!
528
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,427
She went on a plane to get ice cream?
529
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,387
When you say it in English,
it sounds silly.
530
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,516
Oh, but look at that belfie.
531
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:15,060
[chuckles] Bet you could bounce a quarter
off that derriere.
532
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,729
Oh.
533
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,899
Wait, uh, go back.
534
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:22,901
-There.
-What?
535
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,530
"Something small and compact and
surprisingly heavy for its size."
536
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,491
What's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita
got to do with anything?
537
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,910
Look.
538
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,454
The dumbbell,
it wasn't at the crime scene.
539
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,582
It matches the bruises on the victim.
It's a weapon of convenience,
540
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,501
and it fits the crime-of-passion scenario.
541
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,295
Doesn't mean Esther was the one
to wield it, though.
542
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,548
No, but if my theory of jealousy
is right, she was.
543
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:48,009
Trust me, Detective, there's no way
Esther has ever used a weight.
544
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,637
I refer once again to her
naturally sublime derriere.
545
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,690
[whispers] Oh, crap!
546
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:18,039
You're avoiding me, aren't you?
547
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,332
Don't be crazy.
548
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,501
No, I just...
549
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,297
You know, like my floors spotless.
550
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,925
An evidence lab can never be too clean.
551
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:34,097
And that is your forensic lesson
of the day. More next week?
552
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,349
Why don't you want to mentor me?
553
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:40,061
It's not that I don't want to. Okay?
I just don't have the time.
554
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,147
I've been watching you.
You have plenty of time.
555
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,107
You just waste it chitchatting.
556
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,276
You mean socializing?
557
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,029
Connecting with people isn't a waste.
558
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,407
Okay. Let's be honest here.
559
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:57,913
You don't really care
about anyone's kids, or whatever.
560
00:24:58,788 --> 00:24:59,998
You're faking it, right?
561
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,918
Just tell me how you keep your eyes
from glazing over.
562
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,838
There is no Forensic Shadow Program,
is there?
563
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,467
Even if I had
564
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,219
been tempted to help,
565
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,179
and I'm not saying that I had,
566
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:15,972
now that I know that you lied,
567
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:17,849
poof!
568
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,435
Temptation officially gone.
569
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,747
Okay, so I'm thinking big band over here,
570
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,376
and two long buffet tables over here.
571
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,752
Or should we do three?
572
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,587
It depends. How many people are coming?
573
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,382
-Uh, just 350.
-350?
574
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,509
Wow.
575
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,387
I didn't realize how much
you still cared about Reese.
576
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,472
Of course I do!
I'm heartbroken about his death.
577
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,516
Distraught, really.
578
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,809
Can barely function.
579
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,396
Okay, okay,
580
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,774
okay, okay, okay,
I'm functioning perfectly.
581
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:11,319
I only feel terrible that I don't
feel terrible about his death.
582
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,321
Okay, so all of this is just...
583
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,282
A pathetic attempt
to cover up the fact that
584
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,033
I can't stop
585
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,994
thinking about me.
586
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,538
Me, me!
587
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,082
Me and my own brush with death.
588
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,167
-I understand, Linda--
-How could you possibly understand
589
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,586
what it's like to be rotisseried by the...
590
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,422
By the goddess of all creation?
591
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,010
Dealing with mortality was so much easier
592
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,595
when I was just another clueless idiot.
593
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,057
Being a celestial insider?
594
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,685
Really sucks.
595
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,520
I used to walk around thinking
596
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,522
maybe reincarnation was real.
597
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,443
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
598
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,153
but I could still wonder,
599
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:55,488
still hope.
600
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,160
What if I came back as a chameleon
or something?
601
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,496
Chameleons are cool.
602
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,044
But now I know that's never happening,
because I know, you know,
603
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,172
everything.
604
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,133
Including where I'm headed
when this is over.
605
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,927
-And where is that?
-Where do you think?
606
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,682
I wish I'd never met any of you.
607
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:33,860
[Chloe] So we wanted to, uh,
ask you a few...
608
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,112
Would you want to put on a shirt
609
00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:38,073
or anything to cover
610
00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:39,699
your body?
611
00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:42,535
No. Why, are you cold?
612
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,287
Yes, would you like my jacket, Detective?
613
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,455
No, I'm great. Thank you.
614
00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:46,706
Right.
615
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:50,043
So, when was this photo taken?
616
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:54,631
Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo,
617
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,007
I think.
618
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,594
Sorry, I travel so much,
it's hard to keep track.
619
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,515
It's actually something else
that we're trying to track down.
620
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,059
This pink dumbbell here? It went
missing the night of Kim's murder.
621
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,227
Any idea where it went?
622
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,688
Nope, it's not mine. I don't work out.
623
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,274
-Ah.
-Everything you see is God-given.
624
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,610
And they say that
Dad doesn't give with both hands.
625
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,904
So, the dumbbell.
You're saying that's Kim's?
626
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,449
Yeah. Poor thing tried
so hard to be like me.
627
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,493
So, how did you feel
when you realized that
628
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,661
Benji preferred Kim to you?
629
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:26,746
Nah, ah, ah. Sneaky.
630
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,707
Don't listen to the Detective,
darling. She's trying to trick you.
631
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,419
You just look into my eyes
so we can prove to her that she's wrong.
632
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,172
Now, you're too sophisticated
633
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,800
to care about your boring flatmate's
trifles, aren't you?
634
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,678
Tell me. What is it you really desire?
635
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,180
I...
636
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,433
I...
637
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,271
I want to stop posing
638
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,689
and lying!
639
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:55,942
It takes so much effort to make these pics
640
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,361
look so effortless. It's exhausting.
641
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,363
What, so you're saying it's all a facade?
642
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,949
I don't even know what that word means.
643
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,160
I'm not worldly at all.
644
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,457
Hashtag Barbados.
645
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,293
More like hashtag Bogus.
646
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:16,546
The most exotic place I've ever
been is the gym's sauna.
647
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,339
You said you didn't work out.
648
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,383
Of course I do.
649
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,635
With real equipment, at a gym,
650
00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,387
not in my living room.
651
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,473
So you're still saying that
the dumbbell is Kim's?
652
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:30,643
Yeah, she tried everything to be
part of my "glamorous" lifestyle.
653
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:32,687
She was even planning on getting surgery
654
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,105
once all the money came in.
655
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,356
What money?
656
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,276
I don't know,
but she made it sound life-changing.
657
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:42,405
Maybe the motive
for Kim's murder was financial.
658
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,866
Maybe she was coming into some inheritance
659
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,451
and somebody wasn't happy about it.
660
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,286
Can't believe Esther was a fake.
661
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,205
I mean, how did I completely misjudge her?
662
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,414
Lucifer, are you listening?
663
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,041
We need to look into this windfall.
664
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,044
Detective, I think I've been spending
too much time with you.
665
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,087
It's turned my top hat radar rusty.
666
00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,298
-What?
-No offense, but I think I need to go
667
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,716
and hang out with some interesting people
668
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,301
before you turn me into a shoe.
669
00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:17,941
-I'm sorry.
-Mmm.
670
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:19,734
I don't regret meeting you.
671
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,111
I just-- It's a lot.
672
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,948
But I've calmed down now. So, can we go?
673
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,699
Lie down with me, Linda.
674
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,077
On the... On the sand?
675
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:32,872
Okay.
676
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,794
Listen,
677
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:42,632
there was a time when I too thought
that I knew everything.
678
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,220
This was back when I was an angel
679
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:51,683
and spent all my time
looking down on the world.
680
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,939
But you see, I've found it takes
looking up to gain perspective.
681
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,859
It's a good reminder of just
how much there is that we don't know.
682
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,778
Linda.
683
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:07,615
If you really think about it,
684
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,828
do you have any fewer questions
than you used to?
685
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:13,955
When you didn't know?
686
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,374
I mean, they're different questions.
687
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,251
But there're just as many. Maybe more.
688
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:21,629
So you're still every bit the
clueless idiot that you always were?
689
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,090
[both chuckling]
690
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:27,427
[sighs]
691
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:29,888
That helps.
692
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,101
Still sucks about the chameleon, though.
693
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:36,686
[laughs]
694
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,195
Thank you.
695
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:56,873
I can't find any sign of that windfall.
696
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,335
As far as I can tell,
there was no money coming Kim's way.
697
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,378
-But there's gotta be something.
-There is.
698
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,381
Charlotte, what're you doing here?
699
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,801
I felt unsettled about lying to you,
700
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,429
and I thought I could make up for it
by making myself useful,
701
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:14,933
so I overheard you talking about
702
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,893
finding a connection between the dead girl
703
00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:18,061
and that exclusive dating app,
704
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,355
so I did a little digging and I found one.
705
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,231
-We're long past that.
-Are you sure?
706
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,233
I had to pull some strings to get this.
707
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,110
It's an employment contract
708
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,238
between Kim and the owner of the app,
Mack something.
709
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,615
Drawn up two years ago,
710
00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:32,158
in total secrecy.
711
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,827
But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim
712
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,205
-until she called him that night.
-Oh, he met her, all right.
713
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,581
Kim hired him.
714
00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:40,333
She hired him?
715
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,460
And then hacked his app?
Doesn't make sense.
716
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,129
Unless, she didn't hack it.
717
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,092
TopMeet's encryption protocol is
impossible to crack.
718
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:50,885
Except to the person who built it.
719
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:52,136
Exactly.
720
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,222
So, if Kim created TopMeet,
721
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,682
then who the hell is Mack?
722
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:58,434
[Ella] Well, no computer whiz,
that's for sure.
723
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,270
C-minus student,
barely graduated high school.
724
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,940
Voted "Most likely to sleep his way
to the top"?
725
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,817
And guess what he was doing
before TopMeet?
726
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,527
Spin instructor.
727
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,445
Okay. Why would Kim hire him, then?
728
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,781
If she was this genius computer engineer,
729
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,157
what does he bring to the equation?
730
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,159
Uh, that.
731
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:18,454
Look at him and then look at her.
If both came to you,
732
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,456
asking for funding
for an elite dating app,
733
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,916
whose project would you invest in?
734
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,419
Well, yeah, if you're being all
superfish and whatevs.
735
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,712
[Chloe] Which many people are.
736
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,840
Maybe Kim felt she wasn't
fancy-shmancy enough,
737
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,634
so she hid the fact that
she was the creator,
738
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,928
and hired pretty boy Mack here
to be the facade.
739
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,388
In secret.
740
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,640
Explains why it didn't come up
in the background check.
741
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,226
So Kim's insecurities allowed
Mack to take the credit.
742
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:41,728
And the money.
743
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,938
Which she wanted to take back.
744
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,024
That's the windfall she was expecting.
745
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,484
-Strong motive for him to kill her.
-But didn't his alibi check out?
746
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:51,320
He could have easily convinced one of
his employees to lie for him.
747
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,115
It's a solid theory.
748
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,033
But still, it's just a theory.
We need proof.
749
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,078
[sighs] I really wish we had that
murderous dumbbell right about now.
750
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,164
If Mack did it, I think we know
where to find it.
751
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,833
-Hmm? We do?
-There's a good chance
752
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,877
the murder weapon is at Mack's place.
753
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,587
Seasoned killers know to leave it
754
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,298
at the scene, but first-timers,
they tend to take it with them.
755
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,258
I can't count the times
756
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:14,802
I've allegedly helped a client
unmake that mistake.
757
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,598
-Really?
-What? I said allegedly.
758
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,268
We need to get a search warrant
for Mack's place.
759
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,645
-Yeah. Good luck with that.
-Excuse me?
760
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,315
Mack's lawyer will argue that
all you have is conjecture
761
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,859
based on circumstantial evidence,
and any judge will agree.
762
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:31,611
You're never getting that warrant.
763
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,698
Then it's a good thing
I am exactly our killer's type.
764
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:40,328
Mack, I love the place.
765
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:42,080
Mr. Morningstar.
766
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,916
How about a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas?
767
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,168
I need to scrape the rust
off my playboy ways,
768
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,378
and you're just the chap to help
this Devil get his groove back.
769
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,047
-What do you say?
-[laughs]
770
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,256
Sounds fun.
771
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,511
But I'm afraid
I have a previous engagement.
772
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,179
Oh?
773
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,726
[clears throat]
774
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,399
Some alone time with the Detective.
775
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,485
-Not alone anymore.
-Oh, Mack.
776
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,988
I suppose we all have our low points,
but not to worry.
777
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,157
I have a chopper waiting. If we leave now,
778
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:19,909
we can still make the Encore pool party.
779
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:21,744
[chuckles] I'm afraid
you're going to have to leave.
780
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:22,995
Detective, I'm trying
781
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,081
to kick-off a most interesting
bachelors' Bacchanalian here.
782
00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:27,083
You leave. I'm having fun.
783
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,626
Something going on between you two?
784
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,461
-Absolutely not!
-Absolutely not!
785
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,588
I'm gonna grab a beer.
786
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,007
Decide for yourselves
who gets the pleasure of my company.
787
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,009
-[chuckles] Okay.
-[laughs]
788
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:38,970
Well, I didn't have him
pegged for your type.
789
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,179
I thought you preferred them boring.
790
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,389
You think I'm on a date?
791
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,474
I am here looking for
the murder weapon, Lucifer.
792
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,310
What, so now you think
Mack's the killer. [chuckles]
793
00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:48,479
You're just profiling
fabulous people, aren't you?
794
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,565
Enough with this crusade
against us already!
795
00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:52,108
Mack isn't fabulous.
796
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,902
Kim created TopMeet. He stole it.
797
00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:56,696
What?
798
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,074
-Another phony?
-Yes.
799
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,785
[sighs]
800
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,120
I suppose that explains
801
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,622
-the self-aggrandizing artwork.
-Would you help me find the weapon?
802
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,040
-Please?
-[sighs]
803
00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,418
Okay, fine, in my experience,
804
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,378
-it's usually in the toilet.
-Oh, I checked there.
805
00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:14,380
Uh, the freezer?
806
00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,966
-Not there, either.
-Well, the fire place, then.
807
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,094
Lucifer, there's no way
808
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,014
he could be dumb enough to...
809
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,185
Lucifer.
810
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,187
Ah.
811
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,897
Well, look who put the "dumb"
into "dumbbell."
812
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,690
-[Mack] Decided against the beer.
-[gun cocks]
813
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,233
Because, A, carbs and B,
814
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,777
two cops showing up at my house
on the same day?
815
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,364
Uh. Figured that must
not be a coincidence.
816
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:42,783
Still think I'm dumb?
817
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,203
Basic deduction doesn't make you
a genius, Mack.
818
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,997
But then again, you're used to
taking more credit than you deserve.
819
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,708
Yes, Mack. Or should I say, Hack.
820
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:55,504
[sighs] Waste of a pun. You're gonna have
to spell it out for him, Detective.
821
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:57,840
We know that Kim created TopMeet.
822
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,635
Oh, yeah? Do you know she was
also going to destroy it, too?
823
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,179
She sneaks on the site,
goes on one good date,
824
00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:05,223
and then wants to make the app
more accessible.
825
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:06,933
So stupid!
826
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,227
What's stupid about thinking
someone deserves
827
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,312
to be loved for who they really are?
828
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,897
Kim was the brains, Mack.
829
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,774
You were just the face.
830
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:16,317
[Mack] Just the face?
831
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,362
Kim was Wozniak, I'm Jobs.
832
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,197
No one gives a crap about Wozniak.
833
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,450
Ah, please, Mack. What you are is a fraud.
834
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,661
Which, unfortunately, makes you boring.
835
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,537
And predictable. Watch.
836
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,749
Put that down.
837
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,794
Or what? You're gonna blow
your own face to smithereens, Mack?
838
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,379
It's quite heavy, isn't it?
839
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,880
At least they got the density right.
840
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,674
Oh! Heads up!
841
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,726
-[cocks gun]
-[Chloe] Nice catch.
842
00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:55,564
Today interesting enough for you?
843
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,483
Ah. Beats Monopoly. [chuckles]
844
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:05,825
But in the end, the shoe
turned out to be interesting,
845
00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:06,951
and the top hat,
846
00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:08,744
-boring.
-Right.
847
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:12,540
So, you're gonna embrace
your boring side now?
848
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,500
Well, I would, but I have no boring side.
849
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,627
-Ah.
-Even the most trivial of nights
850
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,671
takes a turn for the exciting
when I'm involved.
851
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,840
I just got to throw a man's
own head at him! [chuckles]
852
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:22,925
That sounds
853
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,468
painful.
854
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,262
Don't worry, he deserved it.
855
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,472
For pretending to be something he wasn't.
856
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:31,017
People really do waste
an awful lot of time
857
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,686
trying to be interesting.
858
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,230
People. Not you, though?
859
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,232
Oh, no. To me, it just comes effortlessly.
860
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,151
All I have to do is just
861
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:41,694
be myself.
862
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,237
-Hmm.
-Mmm.
863
00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:46,282
But what I really want to know is,
864
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,326
how have you been doing?
865
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:51,704
Well,
866
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:55,708
I was in a really dark place.
867
00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,003
But...
868
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,672
Someone helped me gain perspective.
869
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,383
How's that saying go?
870
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,095
We are all in the gutter,
871
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,056
but some of us are
looking up at the stars.
872
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,807
The stars are just gas bags.
873
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:13,684
And I never would have fed Oscar that line
874
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:16,312
had I'd known how much I'd have
to hear people quote it back to me.
875
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,689
-Oscar freaking Wilde?
-Mmm-hmm.
876
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:22,193
-[chuckling] Really?
-Now he was an interesting bachelor.
877
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,446
Anyway, I'm glad to hear that
you are doing better.
878
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,323
This calls for a celebration.
879
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:31,619
So, Oscar, huh?
880
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,164
Tell me everything.
881
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:38,042
Well, he was straight
when I first met him.
882
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:43,297
Oh, my God!
883
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,133
That one was all you.
884
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,551
I was about to knock.
885
00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,848
There's something I need to tell you.
886
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,433
Funny,
887
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,937
there's actually something
I need to tell you, too.
888
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,481
Thank you.
889
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:03,859
That contract helped
put a killer behind bars.
890
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,987
-You did a good thing.
-I stole it.
891
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:09,865
Aw, man, seriously?
892
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:12,410
You know what?
893
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,702
It still counts, okay?
894
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,996
You did a bad thing,
895
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:19,792
but it was for a good reason.
896
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,293
-Really?
-Yes.
897
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,462
But only if in good faith,
898
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,464
you try to do it the right way first.
899
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,800
Being good takes practice.
900
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,970
Okay, so just keep at it
901
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,388
and you'll get better.
902
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,433
I guess I should take that job, then.
903
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:37,601
What job?
904
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,439
I've been offered a position
in the DA's office
905
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,650
to help put criminals away for a change.
906
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:46,986
Like you'd ever take that pay cut.
907
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:48,779
Yeah, I know.
908
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,364
But anyway,
909
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,450
sometimes, there's more important things
910
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,410
than money.
911
00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:58,247
Oh, yeah, like all the things
that money can buy.
912
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:01,292
Too late. You talked me into it.
913
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:05,379
-I did?
-Yes, this job is the perfect place
914
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,673
to practice this being
915
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,092
good thing. And bonus,
916
00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:12,845
I'll be around here more.
917
00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,222
[Ella chuckles hesitantly]
918
00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:17,016
Yeah.
919
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,602
Bonus.
920
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,148
So how did Lucinda do, Mom?
921
00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:27,818
Uh... She did okay.
922
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,862
Helped us catch the bad guy in the end.
923
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,198
-Thank you.
-No, I meant,
924
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:34,533
how did meeting new people
at the party go?
925
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,118
Oh.
926
00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:39,914
Well, um, I actually
927
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:41,415
had a pretty good time.
928
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,210
But only once
929
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,630
I stopped being Lucinda
and started being myself.
930
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,676
You know it can be scary sometimes.
931
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:55,804
But being who you really are
932
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,431
is never a bad idea.
933
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,934
Hey, there's a piece missing.
934
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,440
[playing piano]
935
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,782
Lucifer?
936
00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:16,408
[scoffs]
937
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,161
-Are you coming?
-Uh...
938
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,121
How about a nice round of Monopoly?
939
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:22,790
No?
940
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,084
Little face-painting, maybe?
941
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,586
[chuckles]
942
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:29,046
I didn't think so.
943
00:42:34,551 --> 00:42:36,387
[upbeat music playing]
944
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:52,569
[theme music playing]
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