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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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- We're pirates, mother[bleep]
- [Screaming]
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I am the Barracuda,
and this is my island now.
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[All screaming]
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God!
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We're taking your beach.
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You can live down there.
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That's, like, the worst
part of the beach!
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This is all my fault.
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You have to get me off this island.
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Oh, my God. There she is! Emma!
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I'll help you!
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I'm sorry!
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Florence: Emma!
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Emma: Coming to get me, right?!
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Karen: Well, water's contaminated.
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Whole river looks like this.
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Something must be spoiling it upstream.
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Huh. Well, I guess that
explains all the dead birds.
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We can still drink it though, right?
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- Oh, of course.
- Oh thank god.
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In the same way that you can
drink a soup, or a gravy.
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But it'll still make
you violently ill...
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Karen, come on!
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- What's wrong with you?
- What?
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I don't know what you
guys are so worried about!
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We've been drinking Earth's tears
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since the dinosaurs cried 'em.
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Hey, Chet, do not drink that...
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We a water.
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Babies. Let's get wet!
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- No, no, no. No, Chet. No.
- Hey, buddy.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh. He's taking it all.
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That's a mistake.
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- Oh, my.
- He took it all.
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- Whoa.
- Ahh!
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See?
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You get vitamins and
minerals from all places.
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Oh, oh! It's in me!
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Get it out! Oh!
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Ooh, oh, get it out! Get it out!
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Cut me open! Oh, I
can't shit fast enough!
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[Gags] Get it out!
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[Gags] Get it out!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Chet? Maybe it'll help
if I rub your belly...
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[Bleep] you! [Hissing]
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[Snorts, groans]
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God, I wish there was
something we could do.
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Yeah. It's too bad your
doctor friend's dead.
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Okay, Emma's not dead, so...
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Oh, she's dead.
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Probably at the bottom of the ocean,
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all bloated, crabs eating her hair.
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Damn shame, too, 'cause she was useful.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I didn't mean anything personal.
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I just meant the wrong friend died.
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How is that not personal?!
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Because it's fact?
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Welp, I'm gonna head up the river
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and see what's making
our water all crappy.
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Man, I'm thirsty.
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You guys been collecting your pee?
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No.
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Have you been collecting your pee?
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No.
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Mm.
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Heads up. Pirates.
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Hey, where's the cockpit?
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Barracuda wants us to
strip it for parts.
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It's back that way.
But it's... pretty gnarly.
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There's a guy...
smooshed to death underneath it.
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- Whoa.
- Yeah. Liam.
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We tried to pull him out,
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but all we could find
was his arm, and a...
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a butt cheek.
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Dammmn. Y'all seen some messed
up shit on this island, huh?
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Hey, what's going on out there?
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You know, like... in the real world?
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I don't know where to start on this.
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- I mean...
- Well, of course, there's Syria.
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Oh yeah... UN cease fire unrivaled,
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so you can imagine what that means.
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And the Paris Accords,
they could fall apart at any moment.
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- Don't even get me started on Ukraine.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean, the political climate.
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Totally! With Ukraine.
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But you know what I just
thought of just now?
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What is happening on "Game of Thrones"?
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- Oh.
- Right.
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- That's actually fun.
- Right.
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My favorite show. What's happening?
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Hold on. Hold on.
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What was the last thing you guys saw?
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Jon Snow died.
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- [Laughs]
- Okay, I can't, not now.
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- What?
- Not now.
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- You don't even know!
- Ohhh shit!
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- You don't even know!
- Come on!
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- Oh, my God!
- [Laughs]
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You guys missed a full season!
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You missed a whole season!
It's outta control!
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- Where do I even start?
- Twist, twist, twist.
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- So many twists.
- Yeah.
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Yes!
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[Humming]
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Howwwdy angel
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Where did you hiiide your wings
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You!
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Oh! The Barracuda!
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Sorry! I was just singing a little bit.
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I'll stop it.
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Your song. I've heard it before.
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- Oh. Okay!
- Sing it for me.
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Oh I don't know. I'm
not much of a singer.
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[Gun cocks]
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Your love shines
overrrr my horizon
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She's a...
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Both:
Slice of heaven
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Wow, you know it.
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- Yeah.
- It's a Kiwi classic.
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You're not from New Zealand, are you?
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No, um, my lover, he...
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Oh! Um, I-I have to go.
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Don't worry about it!
Don't ask! It's pirate stuff!
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Pirate stuff, yeah.
I've gotta do Steve stuff, so...
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Karen! I'm coming with you!
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No, never asked you to come.
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Oh, that's funny, 'cause I asked myself.
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And you know what I said?
I said, "Smart move, sugar tits."
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'Cause when shit pops off upstream,
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"you're gonna need someone like me."
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You call yourself "sugar tits?"
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Yep. I do.
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Karen, I'm gonna help you.
Whether you like it or not.
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Let's go!
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River's the other way.
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[Groans] It's called dynamic stretching.
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- Try to keep up, grandma.
- [Laughs]
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Mm. The vegetation is getting
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- thinner...
- Thinner.
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It's so funny you said that
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'cause I said it at the exact same time.
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We're on the same page.
That's pretty cool.
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I don't know what you're
trying to prove out here,
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but it makes me want to shove
this spear down my throat
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and pull it out my ass.
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All I'm doing, Care Bear,
is being hella useful.
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- Oh.
- Like check this out!
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- Oh.
- I just found us lunch!
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Oh. You... really think those
boys are safe to eat?
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Mhmmm.
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You don't think you're
gonna break out in hives
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and shit your pants?
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Nhmmm.
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Why don't you swallow?
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[Gulps] Mmm.
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It's so good.
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It was the best berries I've ever had.
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- Oh?
- Now I need to cough.
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Oh, now you need to cough?
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[Spits]
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Well, that was more of a sneeze.
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But, you know, you're right.
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Goumi berries are delicious.
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Sorry if I don't every frickin'
weed and berry!
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What, did you grow up on a farm?
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Oh! Good God!
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[Flies buzzing]
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Boar guts.
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[Spits]
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Mother of god.
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Do you know what this means?
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We're in the kill zone
of a black caiman.
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A Black Gay Man?
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Do you... Do you really think
that's what I just said?
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I don't know!
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It's what it sounded
like you said, so...
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You... You think this is the
kill zone of a Black Gay Man?
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Well anything sounds stupid
when you say it like that! God.
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It's a Black Caiman.
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It's the world's deadliest alligator.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- Shoot.
- Yeah, shoot.
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Big stuff here, toots.
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What are we gonna do
about this black c-caiman?
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Well, it's built its nest here.
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So if we want fresh water...
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I'm gonna have to...
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Kill it.
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I think you mean...
we're gonna have to kill it.
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[Grunts]
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Okay, wow. Wow!
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Well, that spear's stuck,
so we're down a spear.
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My God, you witch!
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- Y'all ready to catch up
- [Laughs]
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on "Game of Thrones", huh?
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- Hell yeah!
- Come on!
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All right, season starts
on a dead Jon Snow,
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but somehow his hair looks ah-mazing...
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Danny: Wait!
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Don't spoil it.
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What the hell are you doing?!
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I don't want to just "hear" it.
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I want to watch it myself!
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Of course, my bad. I'm an idiot.
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Let me just fire up HBO Go on my iPad
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oh wait it's a coconut!
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I mean when we get home!
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Listen... my family abandoned me.
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I have nothing waiting for me at home.
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Nothing, except the dream of my couch,
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a big ol' honkin' pizza...
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and an entire season
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of the greatest fantasy
show of all time.
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Now, who's with me?!
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All: Yeah!
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Bruce: He's right!
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What's the point in hearing about
"Game of Thrones"
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when we can't see the titties?!
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What are they gonna do,
"describe" the titties?
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Yeah, we were gonna do that.
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I mean, that's basically
what he does in the books.
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[Scoffs] Yeah, you would read a book.
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- You pervert!
- Guys, the books are way better.
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Have you ever heard of world building?
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- What a nerd.
- Nerd!
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Let's just wait till we get home!
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Here's a spoiler...
We're not gonna make it home!
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We're probably gonna die slow,
painful deaths here!
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- I would say it's likely.
- For sure.
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So how about we all take a little trip
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down to Westeros?!
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- Yeah.
- Interesting point.
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This is so stupid!
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What we should be talking about...
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is HBO's premier show, "Ballers"!
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- Oh, my God.
- What!
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- Terrible.
- Really? Is this real?
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You're trying to tell me that you bozos
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don't want to see The Rock as
a jacked-up financial advisor?
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- Nobody does.
- No.
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Jess loves it. Tell 'em, babe!
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It's good. It's good, yeah.
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Exactly. Unlike"Thrones", which sucks.
261
00:09:50,346 --> 00:09:52,814
We bailed on that show
after they showed dong.
262
00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:54,547
Wow. That's unbelievable.
263
00:09:54,572 --> 00:09:56,405
- What are you talking about?
- They show a lot of nudity.
264
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,337
Nudity represents vulnerability.
265
00:09:58,362 --> 00:09:59,953
- What's the show about?
- [Indistinct arguing]
266
00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:01,144
Okay!
267
00:10:01,169 --> 00:10:03,329
There's only one way to settle this.
268
00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,287
And I think we all know what that is.
269
00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,235
- We vote!
- Trial by combat!
270
00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:08,227
- What?
- What?
271
00:10:08,252 --> 00:10:10,579
- Trial by combat?! Really?
- Jesus!
272
00:10:10,604 --> 00:10:12,256
No, we vote. We vote.
273
00:10:12,288 --> 00:10:13,688
Yeah, w-we... That's okay, too.
274
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,095
- Okay.
- Okay.
275
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,280
Oh, yeah!
276
00:10:17,305 --> 00:10:19,844
You want that? Aah!
277
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,500
Oh, you're welcome.
278
00:10:21,525 --> 00:10:23,358
Wicked world. You're all dead.
279
00:10:23,383 --> 00:10:25,116
Ah, Jesus!
280
00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:27,262
Would you stop playing with my spear?!
281
00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,520
Look, it's about to get sav out here.
282
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,464
So why don't you just go on back?
283
00:10:31,489 --> 00:10:34,454
Guess what, bitch. I'm
not going anywhere.
284
00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:36,597
Oh.
285
00:10:36,622 --> 00:10:38,422
I get it.
286
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:41,016
This is about your dead friend.
287
00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:42,519
Emma's not dead.
288
00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:44,077
Oh, yeah she is.
289
00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:46,251
And you feel like it should
have been you instead.
290
00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:47,809
Basic psychology.
291
00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:50,345
You know what? You're right.
292
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:53,813
Emma was my rock. Is my rock.
293
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,284
Just because everyone thinks she's the
"useful one"
294
00:10:56,309 --> 00:10:58,409
and I'm the "other one"...
It doesn't mean I think that!
295
00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:00,961
All right?! God!
296
00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,845
[Bird squawks]
297
00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:06,000
[Rock splashes]
298
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,006
All right, you know what?
299
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,075
Maybe you can help after all.
300
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,944
- Really?
- Yes.
301
00:11:11,979 --> 00:11:13,545
Dope. Okay.
302
00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:15,976
First things first...
We gotta mask your scent
303
00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:18,502
so you can get close enough
to the caiman to strike.
304
00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:19,970
So cover yourself in that blood.
305
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,180
306
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,986
Ah! Lunch!
307
00:11:25,388 --> 00:11:27,689
It's all Steve's!
308
00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:30,531
309
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,188
Oh. Hello!
310
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,234
The Barracuda wants to see you.
311
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:36,321
But I didn't... I didn't do anything.
312
00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:38,394
Hey! Hey, no!
313
00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:41,110
My fish, it's gonna get burned!
314
00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:43,305
It's been cooking for hours!
315
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:44,830
Oh!
316
00:11:44,855 --> 00:11:47,958
317
00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:57,312
I feel so badass right now. [Grunts]
318
00:11:57,337 --> 00:12:00,504
Great. Now step in the attack zone,
like I showed you...
319
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,615
Attack zooone!
320
00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,825
Where this caiman at? I'ma kill you!
321
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,551
Shhhh. Quiet.
322
00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:11,961
And the hunt begins.
323
00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:13,446
The hunt.
324
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,937
Good.
325
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,309
Quiet.
326
00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:18,434
327
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,974
Should I have a spear, or...?
328
00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:23,970
No.
329
00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:26,321
Stupid question. Yeah, stupid.
330
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,947
[Thunder rumbles]
331
00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:32,146
It's just that, if I don't have a spear,
332
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,603
how do I kill the caiman?
333
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,739
You don't.
334
00:12:34,774 --> 00:12:36,807
Oh, right, right, right. I don't.
335
00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:42,720
Then how does it die?
336
00:12:43,616 --> 00:12:48,853
When the caiman smells you,
it will silently approach.
337
00:12:48,888 --> 00:12:52,556
And then I will stab
this spear in its skull,
338
00:12:52,592 --> 00:12:55,609
hopefully before it
tears you in half...
339
00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:58,429
Oh my God!
340
00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,231
Are you using me as bait?!
341
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,533
I thought we were doing this together!
342
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:03,910
We are.
343
00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:07,448
Some of us are hunters,
and some of us are weak, sickly bait...
344
00:13:07,473 --> 00:13:08,572
345
00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:10,579
Then forget this.
346
00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:14,977
I hope that stupid caiman
eats your stupid face!
347
00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:16,962
What are you talking about?
348
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,993
Caimans are extremely intelligent!
349
00:13:24,248 --> 00:13:26,815
350
00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:31,091
When I heard you singing today,
351
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:33,082
it brought back a lot of memories...
352
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,951
Oh. Cool!
353
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,240
Of my dead lover.
354
00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:38,499
Oh. I'm sorry.
355
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:40,764
- He was from New Zealand.
- Mm.
356
00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:42,197
Like you.
357
00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:44,933
A few years ago,
my men and I raided a cruise ship,
358
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,425
and he worked there, as an emcee.
359
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:50,051
I'll never forget the
first time I saw him,
360
00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:53,778
jumping off the stage,
screaming in terror,
361
00:13:53,803 --> 00:13:56,437
begging us not to shoot him in the face.
362
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,913
Huh.
363
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,140
Something about his voice soothed me.
364
00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:03,866
He used to sing that
song to me every night,
365
00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:06,221
right before we fell asleep...
366
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:09,490
right after we'd made love for hours.
367
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,018
[Gulps, spits]
368
00:14:13,431 --> 00:14:15,365
That's off, actually.
369
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:17,342
- Mm.
- Yeah, I'm finished.
370
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,867
You remind me of him, Steve.
371
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,725
[Glasses thud]
372
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,310
Okay.
373
00:14:22,335 --> 00:14:24,501
374
00:14:24,526 --> 00:14:26,392
Oh. There goes the hat.
375
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:30,061
My sweet... Luther.
376
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,485
Shit.
377
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,897
- Oh!
- [Thud]
378
00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:37,002
379
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:39,129
[Indistinct talking]
380
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,871
We tallied the votes.
381
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:47,706
- It's a tie.
- What?
382
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:50,348
Fourteen votes a piece.
Two for "Ballers".
383
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,560
Can't spoil without a majority.
384
00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:54,720
It's pirate's code.
385
00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:56,011
Sorry, bro.
386
00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,445
Nice.
387
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,080
[Indistinct conversations]
388
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:00,842
No!!!
389
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,076
Spoil it! Tell us what happens!
390
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,005
Jess... What are you doing?!
391
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,197
Todd, I lied to you, okay?
392
00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:11,428
I kept watching "Game of Thrones"...
without you.
393
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,120
What?
394
00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:16,428
How long has this been going on?
395
00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:19,365
A season. Maybe a season and a half.
396
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,521
Was it a season or a season and a half?!
397
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,512
It was a season and a half, okay?!
398
00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:24,847
I'm sorry.
399
00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,646
Oh, shit.
400
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,272
[Chuckles] But... how?
401
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:29,996
I mean, when would you have even...
402
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:31,965
403
00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:33,808
Oh, my god.
404
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,656
Sunday night Pilates.
405
00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,508
There was no Pilates.
406
00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,817
I would never do that to you.
407
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,199
What?
408
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,977
I don't like "Ballers", Todd.
409
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:47,197
I don't know if I ever did.
410
00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:48,907
411
00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:51,284
Spoil it.
412
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,465
- No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
- [Applause]
413
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:58,333
Exterior. Night. The Wall.
414
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,419
A howl pierces through the darkness...
415
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,644
[Howls]
416
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,508
It's Ghost, Jon's direwolf.
417
00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:08,509
What the hell? Is this
even the same river?
418
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,804
How the hell did I get lost?
419
00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:13,840
420
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:16,685
[Bird calling]
421
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,269
Florence!
422
00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,651
Flooooreeeence!
423
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,793
Emma?!
424
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,863
Down here!
425
00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:32,574
It's me! Your best friend Emma!
426
00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:36,239
Why are you a... rock?!
427
00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:38,623
Because I'm your rock.
428
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:40,747
'Cause that's what you said earlier.
429
00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:43,191
That I was "your rock."
430
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:47,050
Look, I don't [bleep] know, man.
We're in your head.
431
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,300
432
00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:53,691
I'm so sorry I let you die.
433
00:16:53,716 --> 00:16:54,739
Let me die?
434
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,598
You risked your life
trying to save me...
435
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:57,889
But I failed!
436
00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:02,550
And now you're dead, and a stupid rock.
437
00:17:02,947 --> 00:17:05,841
Karen's right. I'm useless.
438
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:10,458
Hey. You were the most
devoted friend I ever had.
439
00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:13,033
You think that loyalty was useless?
440
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:15,778
Florence, these people need you.
441
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,936
Even if they don't always act like it.
442
00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:20,495
443
00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,056
Thanks, Em.
444
00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:30,072
So... do you wanna, like,
throw me in the river or some shit?
445
00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:31,718
Like a goodbye...
446
00:17:31,766 --> 00:17:33,366
Yeah.
447
00:17:33,391 --> 00:17:35,825
448
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,907
Bye, Em.
449
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,255
450
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,943
Oh, my God!
451
00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:52,160
Oh, my God.
452
00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:54,908
[Dramatic music playing]
453
00:18:24,565 --> 00:18:27,533
454
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:33,488
[Men chanting]
455
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:56,746
[Chanting continues]
456
00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:11,006
457
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,373
[Both imitating dragons]
458
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:21,870
And with that,
Daenerys finally sets sail...
459
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,729
to Westeros.
460
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:24,934
End of season.
461
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,114
- Oh, my god!
- [Applause]
462
00:19:26,139 --> 00:19:27,770
- Wow.
- Come on.
463
00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:33,227
Gentlemen, that was... incredible!
464
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,383
Do you watch "Suits"?
465
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,217
What?
466
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,861
Nobody watches "Suits", man. Damn!
467
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,720
Fair enough. Th-Thanks!
468
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,683
Jess... I was wrong.
469
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,466
Maybe if I hadn't made us stop watching,
470
00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:48,238
you wouldn't have been tempted to...
471
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:50,230
Shhhhh.
472
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,855
We'll start again.
473
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,484
Hell yeah.
474
00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:56,043
475
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,816
Khaleesi!
476
00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:04,074
477
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,637
They have water!
478
00:20:16,662 --> 00:20:18,862
[Cheers and applause]
479
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:22,121
480
00:20:26,879 --> 00:20:30,280
Well that was pleasurable...
481
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,814
Here's what's going to happen.
482
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,984
You'll come by my tent every night,
after dark,
483
00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:36,808
and sing me that song.
484
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,866
What's in it for me?
485
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:41,993
I'm kidding! Obviously, sex, isn't it?
486
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:43,718
With you.
487
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,818
We're finished here.
488
00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:47,909
O-kay. Just get my pants.
489
00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:50,529
Oh, and, um, Steve?
490
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:55,087
You tell anyone about this...
I'll kill you.
491
00:20:55,112 --> 00:20:56,751
492
00:20:56,776 --> 00:20:58,799
Not the first time I've
heard that, actually.
493
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,225
Back home, they used to call
me "The Silent Lover."
494
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,218
- Leave.
- Yep.
495
00:21:03,257 --> 00:21:05,257
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