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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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DJ: Good morning, gang.
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Last night, I did something
I swore off years ago.
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LSD? Pegging? Murder? Carbs?
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I looked up reviews of the store.
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JEN: Oh, that's begging for trouble.
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Oof, you can say that again.
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In fact, one review really spoke to me.
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Is this about that coupon
not being honoured?
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Because if it is ripped
and taped back together,
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that is not legal tender.
I stand by that.
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Is this about a customer
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complaining about a sprained
wrist after an arm wrestle?
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'Cause he didn't call "uncle."
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Ooh, is it the one titled
"An inconvenient boner"?
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'Cause that could be about anybody.
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I didn't see any of those.
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Tricked you. That last one was made up.
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From Timotei S.,
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"Disabled manager but
no disabled employees."
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Zero stars.
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By that metric,
wouldn't we get one star?
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Solid point, Cynth, but he's not wrong.
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I haven't hired any disabled people.
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Uh, I believe the correct term is
"person with a disability."
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WAYNE: I don't think
there's a consensus on that.
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I didn't even know there
was a conversation.
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Am I a self-hating disabled man?
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Self-hating man with a disability?
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This guy's just a troll with
too much time on his hands.
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You need us to take care of that?
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- We could track him down.
- Follow him for a bit.
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We should scare him.
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Really make him regret going after you.
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We could dig up his address, break in,
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have a little bit of fun.
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Start small...
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Y'know, leave the front door open,
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unplug the water heater,
stuff dead rats into his vents,
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and just when he thinks
he's starting to go crazy,
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you go full Misery on him...
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Or we could hire a
person with a disability.
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[ALL AGREEING]
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JEN: Huh!
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♪
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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WAYNE: What are you doing?
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I don't know. I mean, it's a line,
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so it's gotta be something good, right?
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You think it's free milkshakes?
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God, I hope it's free milkshakes!
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How interesting.
How delightfully simple.
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Anyway, no, it's not milkshakes.
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DJ's conducting interviews
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to prove he's not a disability Nazi.
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What's a disability Nazi?
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It's someone who discriminates
against disabled people...
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which I guess is just a Nazi.
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Hey. May I help you with something?
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Yeah, I'm lookin' for some weights.
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Ooh, absolutely.
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Follow me.
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We've got 20s, 30s, 35s.
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Got any 50s?
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Whoa!
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Macho man Randy Savage!
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Ha! Yeah, yeah, we got some right here.
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[STRAINING]
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Actually,
I wouldn't mind tryin' em out first,
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if that's cool.
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Of course.
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A little trial pump never hurt nobody.
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Let me know if you have any questions.
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Thanks, bud. Really appreciate it.
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CHRIS: Okay.
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Right this way.
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Alright, and down...
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up...
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down... up...
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So, why do you think you'd be a
perfect fit for One More Time?
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Well, as someone with severe anxiety,
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I feel that I'm extra sensitive
to other people's needs,
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which is important in retail.
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Terrific answer.
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And when I saw your job posting,
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I knew that One More Time
would be accommodating
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to my support pup.
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Love a support dog. May I?
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Of course! Nugget loves people.
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[NUGGET GROWLING]
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[DJ SCREAMING]
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Nugget! No, Nugget!
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No!
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Yeah, I've worked in retail.
I'm a huge sports fan.
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Any favourite athletes out there?
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Y'know, tough call.
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So many greats.
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But I'll you who isn't my favourite:
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That bastard, Terry Fox.
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Pssht! Overrated.
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- Terry Fox is overrated?
- Yeah.
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- That's a bold take.
- Oh, let me guess.
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I should like him
'cause we're both amputees?
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You should like him
'cause he's a goddamn hero.
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[QUIETLY] How do we know he actually
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ran all the way across Canada?
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Okay,
there is strong evidence to suggest
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that he was taking taxis
when no one else was looking.
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I swear, he's never done
anything like this before!
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It's water under the bridge.
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Maybe it was...
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I heard screaming!
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[NUGGET GROWLING]
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[KEERAN SCREAMING]
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Aww, Nugget, down!
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KEERAN: Jesus! Get this thing off of me!
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DJ: Breathe, buddy, breathe!
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Stop! Stop!
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I see that you worked
at a grocery store.
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What were some of your
responsibilities there?
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[COMPUTERIZED VOICE]
Railing your mother.
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Come again? I think I might
have heard you wrong there.
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[LAUGHS]
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[COMPUTERIZED VOICE] Just razzing you.
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I did some bagging, stocking,
organizing displays.
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That sort of stuff.
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Okay...
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Uh, and what were some of your
challenges there, would you say?
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[COMPUTERIZED VOICE] Sometimes
I didn't rail your mother
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hard enough.
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Just kidding, man.
I always rail her hard enough.
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I think I'm good.
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Bad dog!
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There you are, Keeran.
I've been looking all over for you.
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- Get out of here, Jen, run!
- [NUGGET GROWLING]
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- [JEN SCREAMING]
- Nugget! Nugget, no!
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- [JEN YELLING]
- CYNTHIA: Come here!
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRYING]
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You son of a bitch!
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Says here that you have a stutter.
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I imagine that must
present some challenges.
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Definitely been p-pa-p-pa-p-p...
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passed over because of it.
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Well, I assure you that
won't be happening here.
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So, would you say you
enjoy working with people?
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Oh, yeah. I love everyone.
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Except, of course,
for the ch-ch-ch-ch-...
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Sorry.
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- Don't.
- Ch-ch-ch-...
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Anybody seen my salted walnuts?
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[QUIETLY] Wayne...
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Be very quiet!
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What? You afraid
of this little sweetheart?
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- [NUGGET BARKING]
- WAYNE: That's pretty pathetic.
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- [NUGGET GROWLING]
- [WAYNE SCREAMING]
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Come! Nugget, come!
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- [SCREAMING IN PAIN]
- Drop!
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Down, Nugget! Ohh, don't hurt Nugget!
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Hey, Jen, uh...
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You know how to raise a
puck off the ground, right?
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Hah! Pfft. Like this?
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Top left.
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Top right.
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- Whoa!
- Heh.
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Exactly like that.
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- That's with an injury.
- Incredible.
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I'm trying out for the hockey team.
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Ah, yes.
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I remember the days of varsity sports.
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The honour, the glory,
the continental breakfasts.
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Yeah, I don't care about that stuff.
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All the guys on the hockey
team have girlfriends.
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Some of them even had
their first orgies!
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That... can't be true.
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The coach told me I didn't make the team
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'cause I couldn't raise
a puck off the ice.
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I just want my first magical kiss...
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or an orgy.
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But I don't think I would
participate in that...
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But an invitation would be nice.
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Yeah, sure.
It's the thought that counts.
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So, are you gonna coach me?
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I will not.
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But why not?
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My father was a ruthless coach, Keeran.
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Driven by an insatiable
appetite for winning.
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Turned me into the
Olympic-qualifying athlete
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I am today, but it also
killed something in my soul.
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Not in your soul!
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Because I am horrifically competitive,
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I have avoided coaching at all costs.
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Uh, it's okay.
I'll just ask DJ when he...
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No, me! I will do it! No one else!
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- Okay...?
- Yeah, let's, uh...
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Let's see what you got, champ!
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[LAUGHS] Yeah.
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[CLAPPING]
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One more.
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[TO HERSELF] You are not your father...
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TIFFANY: I love sports.
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Uh, I've worked in retail
for years, and, uh,
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I've actually shopped here many times.
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It's a great place.
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Well, you seem awesome.
I mean, perfect, even.
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And it pains me to say this 'cause
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you have no idea the day I've had,
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but I was actually looking to
hire someone with a disability.
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Oh! Well, guilty as charged!
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You're hard of hearing, too?
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Sure am! [LAUGHS]
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- That's amazing!
- Yeah.
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I lost my hearing eight years
ago to a wayward golf ball.
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Hit me right in the side of the head.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Incredible.
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Wow. I lost mine at four.
Wayward genetics.
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Oh! That's awesome! [LAUGHS]
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Wow. Is your worst fear also...
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BOTH: Not hearing the fire
alarm and your skin melting
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down to the skeleton! [LAUGHTER]
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Terrifying!
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Literally haunts me!
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Well, this is terrific!
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I'd like to introduce you
all to the newest member
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of One More Time, Tiffany!
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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TIFFANY: Hi, everyone!
I'm so happy to be here.
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Like me,
Tiffany is also hard of hearing,
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so please be mindful of that.
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Now, we all know how tough it
is to be the new kid in town,
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so no wedgies.
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I'm lookin' at you, Cynth!
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[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
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Alright, let's be welcoming, okay?
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Let's bring it in.
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Three... two...
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ALL: One More Time!
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- [LAUGHS]
- _
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That's good!
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What are you...
What are you guys saying?
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Oh, sign joke. You wouldn't get it.
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I already like her better than you.
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Thanks, Wayne.
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WAYNE: So, you're telling me
you never heard birds chirping?
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TIFFANY: Uh, not since the accident.
It's out of my range.
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- Wow, you're so brave.
- Thank you.
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I hear maybe 20% of birds chirping.
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No one's ever called me "brave."
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JEN: Do you see yourself
sticking around here for long?
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Well, that depends.
I actually have a big audition
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for Berklee's singing program coming up.
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It's always been a dream of mine.
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I sing.
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I totally get it.
I'm going to the Olympics.
256
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,630
- Shut up. You're so inspiring.
- No, you're so inspiring!
257
00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,998
No, okay, no, because you're literally
258
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,433
inspiring me right now!
259
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,969
I played pro hockey for 13 years,
so we're all inspiring.
260
00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,104
CYNTHIA:
I know the term gets bandied about,
261
00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,306
but you are an actual icon, Tiffany!
262
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,408
TIFFANY: Thank you!
263
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,742
Well, Berklee's pretty expensive,
264
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,811
so if there are any promotions
coming up, you let me know.
265
00:09:06,857 --> 00:09:08,180
WAYNE: Oh, I mean,
you certainly could manage here.
266
00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:10,249
I mean, you have a certain...
je ne sais quoi.
267
00:09:10,298 --> 00:09:13,517
Je sais quoi,
and it requires hard work, dedication,
268
00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,320
and it's not as easy as it looks, so...
269
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,789
Well, you really think I could
manage a place like this?
270
00:09:16,845 --> 00:09:19,457
I have a keen managerial eye,
271
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,793
and I know that you
could manage this store.
272
00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,395
Okay! Uh...
273
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,662
Training time!
274
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,132
Uh, Tiffany, you wanna come, uh,
help me with some inventory?
275
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,401
Oh, I think I could, uh, manage that.
276
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,469
ALL: Ohh! Ahh! [LAUGHTER]
277
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,771
Did you hear that one, DJ?
278
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,074
- Yeah, no, I heard it loud and clear.
- Because of the managing conversation
279
00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:36,909
- we were just having together.
- DJ: So funny. Honestly.
280
00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,043
DAN: Just do a few more.
281
00:09:38,093 --> 00:09:40,078
Didn't I see these two here yesterday?
282
00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,746
- That's right.
- [SIGHS]
283
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,816
He is running a training session!
284
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,351
He's just being diligent.
285
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,887
This is gonna be a big sale.
I can feel it.
286
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,023
No!
287
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:52,090
You are letting Richard
Simmons over here
288
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,293
make a mockery of the entire store.
289
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,028
Shut it down.
290
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,195
Okay.
291
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,234
Hey, uh...
292
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,770
You can't actually
train clients here, man.
293
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:06,971
Oh, yeah. Totally, no.
294
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,506
We're just trying out the equipment.
295
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,841
It's just, from over there,
296
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,577
it looks like you're
running a workout session.
297
00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,312
That's preposterous.
298
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,548
You want in?
299
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,083
No, I'm not a workout guy.
300
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,519
I find the sounds that
gym-goers make intimidating.
301
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:25,189
My friend, the roar of the ocean
302
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,925
can also make an intimidating sound
303
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:31,328
as she shelters the little
fish that live inside of her.
304
00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,665
Not sure if that means anything to you.
305
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,734
It means...
306
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,736
everything to me.
307
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,103
- Huh?
- DJ: Oh, I said
308
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,439
the top shelf is reserved for helmets.
309
00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:41,940
We try to organize them by brand,
310
00:10:41,966 --> 00:10:43,575
but sometimes it's a losing battle.
311
00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:45,143
Huh? What's that?
312
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,345
Oh, I said sometimes
it's a losing battle.
313
00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:49,880
Bat-tle. Battle?
314
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,950
CYNTHIA: My... my goodness, DJ.
315
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,785
A little patience and understanding.
316
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,788
You of all people should
be able to empathize.
317
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,023
What do you mean? I empathize.
318
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,758
Not in that tone you don't.
319
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:01,859
Tone? There's no tone.
320
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,495
Oh-ho, there was tone!
321
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,864
Well, you try raising your
voice and sounding pleasant
322
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,832
at the same time.
323
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,834
[LOUDLY] I do it with you every day!
324
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,736
TIFFANY: It's okay. I'm used to it.
325
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,838
I just struggle in certain situations.
326
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,840
Totally get it. Totally get it.
I struggle, too.
327
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,509
Just as much. Maybe more, actually,
328
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,643
'cause I got tinnitus
in my right ear, so...
329
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,312
TIFFANY: Oh, yeah. No, I feel that.
330
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,448
I have tinnitus in my right ear, too.
331
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,549
And my left.
332
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,717
Tinnitus in both of your ears?
333
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,521
- Yeah.
- My lord, what an obstacle.
334
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,989
Wow, yeah, yeah.
335
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,125
Um, for me, my hearing drops
off a cliff at 2,000 hertz,
336
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,360
so it's really tricky.
337
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,694
So relatable.
338
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,862
Mine drops off at 1,500.
339
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,831
CYNTHIA: 1,500 hertz?!
340
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,031
TIFFANY: Yeah.
341
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,268
That must be so challenging.
342
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,937
Challenging for both of us,
actually, 'cause 1,500, 2,000;
343
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,739
once you get into that range,
it's all...
344
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:48,940
There's no difference.
345
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,209
Hmm, there's actually
500 hertz difference.
346
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,578
And don't be so butthertz about it.
347
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,214
[LAUGHTER]
348
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,616
Okay, I hear that, sister!
349
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,285
I mean, you set it up and I was like...
boom! Right?
350
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,721
- Did you hear that one, DJ?
- Yeah, it was really good.
351
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,123
The hertz joke about the hearing?
352
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,224
- Yeah, no, I get it.
- [LAUGHTER]
353
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,892
We're all havin' a good time.
354
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,026
Alright, Keeran.
355
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,797
Today we are gonna raise that puck!
356
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,165
What's with the fruit?
357
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,201
Oh, when I was a kid,
my father would bring
358
00:12:16,223 --> 00:12:17,869
orange slices to my practices.
359
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,570
If I performed well, I ate.
360
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,639
And if I failed, I starved.
361
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,641
Which is why you shall feast up front.
362
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,976
I'm actually not hungry, so I'll...
363
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,211
Because sustenance should
never be conditional.
364
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,516
Remember the three Ps of champions:
365
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,484
Pursue, persist, and...?
366
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,889
- [LOUD CHEWING]
- Prevail!
367
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,757
Prevail?
368
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,992
I think I got this!
369
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,262
Losers think, winners know.
370
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,198
Then I know, because I'm a winner!
371
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,833
- Yeah, you are!
- Yeah!
372
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,068
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
373
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,636
- Let's do this!
- Yeah!
374
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,138
♪
375
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,773
KEERAN: Getting close, right?
376
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,308
So close.
377
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,144
So close.
378
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,945
[SIGHS]
379
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,614
Oh for the love of all things holy...
380
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,383
Chris? A word?
381
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,153
- Oh, mind if I take a beat?
- Oh, you're asking him?
382
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,955
- Two minutes.
- Okay, I got two minutes.
383
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,423
Two minutes. I gotta hurry up.
384
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,425
Ooh, man, I'm vibrating. What's up?
385
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,694
What is up? What are you doing?
386
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,163
I asked you to kick them out.
387
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,265
Oh. Oh, man. Shit.
388
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,767
I don't know what happened.
389
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,502
I walked over there to talk to him,
390
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,238
and then he told me I had
better traps than Home Alone.
391
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,039
I guess one thing led to another.
392
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,042
Oh, for heaven's sake.
393
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,476
[SIGHS] Hey!
394
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,778
Excuse me, hand over the weights.
395
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,447
Hi. Yeah. All good.
396
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,484
DAN: Oh, wow.
Your triceps are so "Ripley,"
397
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,052
I'm not sure I believe it!
398
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,922
Oh? Well... thank you.
399
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,589
You obviously work out.
400
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,057
Well, I... I do my best.
401
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,727
It's just, it's tricky,
keeping it up with two kids.
402
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,664
Well, it's also essential to
keep it up because two kids.
403
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:56,134
Don't you wanna stay active
with them as they grow?
404
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,668
I suppose I do.
405
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,737
You suppose, or you do?
406
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,172
I do!
407
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,809
Then drop and give me 20,
you powerful mama bear.
408
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,343
Okay! One...
409
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,213
DJ:
And we always keep these items stocked
410
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,081
since customers will
often just grab something
411
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,182
as they're cashing out.
412
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,483
TIFFANY: Understood.
413
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,919
♪ Who doesn't love a
little impulse buy? ♪
414
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,821
Sorry, sometimes I just break into song.
415
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,823
It's a bit of an annoying habit of mine.
416
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,158
[LAUGHS] No way!
417
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,826
Okay, 'cause seriously,
I do that all the time!
418
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,094
Really?
419
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,763
Yeah, people will call me
a walking rock opera.
420
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,531
Oh, me too. Sometimes.
421
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,699
Yeah?
422
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,703
♪ Got an impulse buy,
till the day I die... ♪
423
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,506
♪ Can't get enough of
those impulse buys. ♪
424
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,175
♪ Can't get enough of my impulse buy? ♪
425
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,511
♪ Gotta get that impulse buy! ♪
426
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,582
♪ Who doesn't love an impulse buy? ♪
427
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:48,119
♪ Who doesn't love an impulse buy? ♪
428
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,922
♪ Impulse buy till the day I die! ♪
429
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,589
[IN FALSETTO] ♪ Can't live without ♪
430
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,393
♪ An impulse buy-uy-uy-uy-uy-uy-uy! ♪
431
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:59,296
♪ Walkin' around and who do I see...? ♪
432
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,468
♪ Yeah! I see my impulse guy! ♪
433
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,136
♪ And I go up, upstairs... ♪
434
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,604
- Upstairs?
- ♪ And I look in his eyes. ♪
435
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,541
♪ And I see him straight,
and he's lyin' by my side. ♪
436
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,044
♪ I said I need an impulse,
I need an impulse,
437
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,545
♪ Till I di-i-i-e-e...! ♪
438
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,849
- ♪ Die-yay-yay-yay-yay! ♪
- ♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay! ♪
439
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,217
[CONTAINER CLINKS]
440
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,253
JEN: Whoa, you're like the
greatest singer I've ever heard.
441
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,298
TIFFANY: Thank you!
442
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,823
Wayne, are you crying?
443
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,825
Yes, I am.
444
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,227
That was quite the duet.
445
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,928
TIFFANY: Oh,
this is so embarrassing, guys.
446
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,297
Thank you so much!
447
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,232
Honestly, I'm just really happy
to be a part of this team and...
448
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,401
Let's bring it in.
449
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,468
- JEN: Yeah!
- TIFFANY: Shall we?
450
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,770
ALL: Three... two... One More Time!
451
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:45,175
♪ Ti-i-i-i-i-ime, huh! ♪
452
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,312
JEN: Oh! Stuck the landing!
453
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,380
Wow, how'd you learn to sing like that?
454
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,781
TIFFANY: My mom's from Argentina.
455
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,916
Wow, cool.
456
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:58,757
- [MUTTERING] Gotta get me an impulse...
- JOSH: Oh, boy. Lay it on me.
457
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,825
- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.
458
00:16:00,907 --> 00:16:02,160
Come on, man.
You think I don't know you?
459
00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:03,562
Chipping golf balls in the alley?
460
00:16:03,574 --> 00:16:04,696
Happy DJ.
461
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,331
Quietly dribbling a ball on the bar?
462
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,599
Sad DJ.
463
00:16:07,605 --> 00:16:09,467
Bouncing a shuttlecock on a racquet?
464
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,536
Ooh, get out the way, that's a horny DJ!
465
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,303
Your sports tells are unmistakable.
466
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,439
Damn, you're good.
467
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,474
I hired a new hard-of-hearing employee,
468
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,142
and I'm worried she's not a good fit.
469
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,343
How so?
470
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,512
Well for one thing, she says "huh?"
Like, a lot.
471
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,014
And that's offensive
'cause it's American?
472
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,149
It's offensive
'cause if you're gonna ask people
473
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,684
to repeat themselves all the time,
474
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,952
you gotta use polite terminology.
475
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,588
It's a well-known hierarchy in
the hard-of-hearing community.
476
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,290
It goes, "pardon?"
477
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,424
"Come again?"
478
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,227
"One more time," and,
if you must, "what?"
479
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:40,064
But never, under any circumstances,
is it, "huh?"
480
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,465
Huh.
481
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,967
Any other reason why she's
not a good fit for the store?
482
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,304
Not vibing with the staff?
Not good with the custies?
483
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,572
Limited sports knowledge?
484
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,974
The staff are huge fans,
the customers love her,
485
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,375
and she's a sports sage.
486
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,077
I mean, she even knows Jai Alai.
487
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,745
Well, that makes one of us.
488
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,048
Gonna take a wild stab
in the dark, but...
489
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,849
is it possible you're just jealous?
490
00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,951
Why would I be jealous?
491
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,453
Because she's stealing
your deaf thunder.
492
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,722
That is ridiculous.
493
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,390
Yeah, it is.
494
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,595
- [ALL GRUNTING]
- 305...
495
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,599
Really bend and tighten. That's it.
496
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,400
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
497
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,003
- [ALL GROANING]
- Good.
498
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,872
Why are we even doing this?
499
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,274
I feel so good, the endorphins
are too powerful to fight.
500
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,943
This is where that
grunting's coming from.
501
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,744
I thought Keeran's headphones
got unplugged again.
502
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:28,813
[QUIETLY] Help us!
503
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,181
[GRUNTING]
504
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,816
Hey, man?
505
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,084
Beat it.
506
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,020
I could beat it,
or I could stay and help you become
507
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,288
the best version of yourself.
508
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,489
But I'm perfect.
509
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,424
You know,
I can't help notice you're a man
510
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,693
- who likes his sweet treats.
- I love my sweet treats.
511
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,364
How would you like to partake
in those sweet treats guilt-free?
512
00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:47,031
- Don't believe in guilt.
- Hear me out.
513
00:17:47,056 --> 00:17:48,599
One 20-minute workout a day
514
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,700
could be the difference between...
515
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,602
- Nah, I'm not gonna do that.
- [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
516
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,971
Don't you wanna have pecs
that could crush a coconut?
517
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,106
You can crush the coconut.
518
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,775
I'll take the milk of that coconut,
put it in a pan,
519
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,411
add some eggs, sugar, corn starch,
a smidge of dry yeast,
520
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,047
simmer it down for an hour
and a half on low heat,
521
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,715
then shove that in a doughnut.
522
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,250
My God...
523
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,119
He's impenetrable.
524
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:12,323
Wrap it up! Back to the parkette.
525
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,791
Thanks, Wayne.
526
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,661
- You really helped us out...
- Ah-ah! Don't care.
527
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,532
KEERAN: I'm a winner!
528
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,333
- [PUCK CLATTERS]
- Argh!
529
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,268
Admit it. I suck!
530
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,336
Raising the puck is overrated, anyway.
531
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,272
Wayne Gretzky barely
did it his entire career
532
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,941
and he's the greatest
player of hockey history!
533
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:31,942
[LOUD SMACK]
534
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,711
How dare you besmirch the great one
535
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,346
in service of your own mediocrity?
536
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,181
- What?
- Listen here!
537
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,884
This isn't about determination,
this is about life!
538
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,686
Specifically, the one you won't have,
539
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,321
'cause here's the cold,
hard truth, sonny.
540
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,957
Guys who don't make the
team don't get the girl.
541
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,760
Forget orgies, baby boy,
you ain't gonna so much as
542
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:50,895
sniff a girl's...
543
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,063
upper lip!
544
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,564
Is that the future you want?
545
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,900
I asked you a question!
546
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,568
No, ma'am!
547
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,970
- Hey, Tiffany.
- Hey.
548
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,671
- Got a minute?
- Always.
549
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,274
I just wanna apologize for my behaviour.
550
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,777
I guess I'm just not used to
sharing the deaf spotlight, so...
551
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,312
but that's my problem, not yours.
552
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,448
You got this!
553
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,916
You wanna raise that dick?
554
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,985
You better raise that puck!
555
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,721
♪
556
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,523
I didn't know that there was a problem.
557
00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:20,859
I'm so sorry. I hope you don't think
I was trying to out-deaf you.
558
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,227
Of course not.
559
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,128
How 'bout we just clean the slate?
560
00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:26,129
- Fresh start?
- Sounds good.
561
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,198
A nice, fresh...
562
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,267
♪ Sta-a-a-a-art! ♪
563
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,002
[QUIETLY] Okay...
564
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,471
I want sex!
565
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,072
[STICK SLAMS PUCK]
566
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,241
- Yes!
- Heads up!
567
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,442
- [LOUD THWACK]
- Oof!
568
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,511
[HOCKEY GOAL HORN]
569
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,045
[MOANING IN PAIN]
570
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:44,982
Oh, shit.
571
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,883
[SIREN WAILING]
572
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,353
[MONITOR BEEPING]
573
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,156
TIFFANY: ♪ Ah, ah... ♪
574
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,158
- Hey, hey!
- Hi!
575
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,292
How you feeling?
576
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,861
I'm actually feeling really good.
577
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,495
Um, mild concussion.
578
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,198
Doctor says I'll make a full recovery.
579
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,632
Thank God! So nothing permanent?
580
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,168
Well actually, there is something...
581
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,903
- I got my hearing back.
- What?!
582
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,105
The doctor said it was
a freak side effect.
583
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,108
And I tried to ask him
to explain and he said,
584
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,844
"The brain's friggin' nuts."
Direct quote, literally.
585
00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:14,879
This is awesome!
586
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,647
Or... or is it? I don't wanna assume...
587
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,216
Oh, no, yeah, it's really awesome.
588
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,183
I mean, listen to those birds chirping.
589
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,320
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
590
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,121
- I don't hear 'em.
- Oh, sorry.
591
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,789
It's just pigeons, anyways.
592
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,226
Man, I'd love to get my hearing back.
593
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,727
Or would I?
594
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,729
It's such a huge part of who I am.
595
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:35,199
I actually don't know if I would.
596
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,967
Anyway, I'm happy for you!
597
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,569
Thank you!
598
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,138
But this does put me in a
bit of a pickle, you know,
599
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,607
'cause I set out to hire
someone with a disability.
600
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,475
I hear you loud and clear.
601
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,144
- Yeah, you do!
- Yes, I do!
602
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,745
[LAUGHS]
603
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,982
I mean, I wouldn't dream
of taking that job now.
604
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,884
- It wouldn't be right.
- No, it wouldn't be right.
605
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,419
Guess I'll just have to keep looking.
606
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,121
I guess so.
607
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,956
Well, hey, good luck with...
608
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,960
♪ Tha-a-a-a-a-at! ♪
609
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,829
♪ Good luck, DJ! ♪
610
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:10,901
♪ Hope you find someone else
with a disability-y... ♪
611
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,839
♪ To work at One More Time! ♪
612
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,510
♪ You need another person, DJ... ♪
613
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:24,648
♪ To do the job you need done,
so ba-a-ad! ♪
614
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,651
♪ Good luck with that, DJ! ♪
615
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:31,856
♪ One More, One More Ti-i-i-i-ime! ♪
616
00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:38,099
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