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- Previously on Mom...
- You guys hear that?
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Jill's figured out what's
missing in her life.
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Great. What is it?
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I need to have a baby.
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Don't get me wrong.
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I love her, but Jill is the last person
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in the world who
should be having a baby.
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So what's the plan?
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I don't know.
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Figure out a way to talk her
out of this baby craziness.
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I will tell her how painful it was
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when you came out of me feet-first.
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I came out feet-first so I could run.
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Jill Kendall?
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Jill, don't do this.
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Being a parent is hard, it's exhausting,
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and you are not cut out for it.
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I never want to talk to you again.
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_
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I'm not sure why we're buying
Jill a birthday present.
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She's barely speaking to me.
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Well, that's what happens
when you tell someone
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they're not fit to reproduce.
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Do you think it's a good
idea for her to have a baby?
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God, no. I was gonna wait
till she actually has a kid
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and then talk about her behind
her back, like a true friend.
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Let's just find something
for under a hundred bucks
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so I can go to work and earn 75.
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What about these gloves?
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We can buy one.
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Okay, let's spread out. Hey.
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If you see something nice, damage it.
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Maybe we'll get a break.
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May I help you with something?
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I'm just browsing.
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Yeah, I sensed that.
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Kind of a lot to spend
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on a piece of plastic with
a fancy name on the side.
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Those are hand-carved tortoise
shell with 18-karat gold hinges.
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Oh. Didn't know that.
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Why would you?
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Score!
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Really? It's kind of ugly.
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It's on sale... 80 bucks.
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We would like to purchase this.
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I'll ring it up.
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If you're still
interested in sunglasses,
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there's a Walgreens down the street.
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The sad thing is, we do
need to go to Walgreens.
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I'll buy her a tube of bitch cream.
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Will that be cash or credit card?
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Well, I've got eight credit cards.
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Let's spin the wheel
and see which one's good.
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Meet you at the car, Mom.
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Okay.
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Whew! Blockbuster.
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You don't see these anymore, do you?
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Blink if you're here against your will.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Can you believe that saleswoman?
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Acts like she's royalty,
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but you know she's eating
a Blimpie for lunch.
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Bet she was in a bunch
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of those little kid beauty
pageants and never won.
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- Are those new?
- These? No.
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Are you sure? I've never seen 'em.
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Yeah, had 'em a while.
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Just been out of the rotation.
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You're gonna stick with that story,
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even with the price tag still on 'em?
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What?
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Oh. Uh... Huh.
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If you were gonna shoplift, you
could've taken the scarf, too.
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I just hated that woman so much.
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She treated me like white trash
who couldn't afford nice things.
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You are, and you can't.
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I know!
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They are beautiful.
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You look like a movie star.
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Especially the ones who
go crazy and steal stuff.
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It's just not fair.
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I work my ass off, I'm sober,
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I give a penny way more
than I take a penny,
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and what do I get?
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Drugstore sunglasses that
aren't even polarized.
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What does that mean
exactly... “polarized”?
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I don't know, but I deserve polarized!
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Save it for Judge Judy.
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Just drive.
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Your outstanding warrant
is in Nevada, right?
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I said drive!
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What?
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Nothing.
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You just look so small
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from up here on the moral high ground.
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This one's from me.
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Oh, thank you, Marjorie.
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Oh! A book!
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With no words in it.
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That's what the pen is for.
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Writing in a journal...
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It helps you process your
thoughts and feelings.
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Fun!
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In fact, I'm gonna write that.
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“This... is... fun.”
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Exclamation point!
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Here's a gift that isn't like homework.
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From me
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and Christy.
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Oh, thanks, Bonnie.
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Christy.
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Come on. I said I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you'll be a great mother.
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This is my birthday, Christy.
Let's not make this about you.
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Oh!
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That is a lot of color!
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Thanks, Bonnie.
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Christy.
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I'm starting to feel really
bad about my gift card.
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Oh, don't. I'm sure I'll love it.
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Oh, Wendy, thank you!
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Do you like it?
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I do.
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I've always wanted to go to a Best Buy.
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Now I guess I have to.
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Thanks, everybody.
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The best gift is having
you guys in my life.
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And you, Christy.
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Those new sunglasses?
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Indeed they are, and
they come with a story.
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What's the story?
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I thought I lost 'em, then I found 'em.
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Not much of a story.
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Nobody gets killed, nobody gets laid.
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Those are Prada.
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No, they're not. They're knockoffs.
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Knockoffs are everything
else you're wearing.
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Those babies are Prada.
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Do me a favor. Just go
back to freezing me out.
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Whatever do you mean?
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What are you writing? Is that about me?
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No.
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“Hateful” has one “L.”
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Why are you turning here?
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Adam's coming over later.
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I'm gonna get him some beer.
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You want to wait in the car
or come in and steal something?
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A lot of choices by the cash register.
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Slim Jims, couple of freckled bananas.
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How long are you gonna
roast me on this thing?
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Hard to say. It's kind of like gum.
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You never know when it's
gonna lose its flavor.
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Hey, you can steal gum.
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Hilarious.
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You're in a handicap spot.
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No problem.
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What's that? Is that Adam's thingie?
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Of course not. I borrowed his,
copied it at Kinko's, and voila.
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It's laminated.
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Yeah, I do good work.
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So that's a counterfeit
handicap placard?
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Keep your voice down.
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How could you do this?
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I am running an errand
for a handicapped person.
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So, therefore, placard
privileges transfer to me.
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No, they don't.
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Well, they should.
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Or are you in favor of a disabled person
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getting his beer at a slower
rate than other people?
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Because if so, wow.
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Hold it right there, please.
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Me?
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Hi there.
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You realize you're in a handicap spot?
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Yes, I am.
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And as you can see, I have a placard.
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That issued to you?
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Well, yes, of course.
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I had... both my hips replaced.
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Still working out the kinks.
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Mommy, do the limp again!
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I need to see your I.D.
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How about you show me your I.D.?
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'Cause all I'm seeing are some
skin-tight shorts and a bicycle.
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For all I know, you could be
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on your way to a bachelorette party.
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I mean, you're very
handsome. It's possible.
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Just show me your
license and registration.
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Okay, look... it's my
boyfriend's placard.
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I don't see a boyfriend.
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You do not because he is at home,
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confined to his wheelchair,
just waiting for the one thing
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that helps him get through his
lonely, handicapped day: beer.
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It's probably hard for you to imagine
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with your... perfectly-muscled legs.
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I'm gonna have to cite you.
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Ah, son of a bitch. How about this?
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I just move my car to another spot,
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and we can file this one
under “lesson learned”"
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Too late, ma'am.
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Officer, if you put me
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in the witness protection program,
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I'll tell you everything!
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Pipe down, sunglasses!
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How about I just jump
in my car and drive off?
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You think you can catch
me on your little Schwinn?
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Two Baker 21, requesting backup.
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He's bluffing, Mom! Run for it!
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Oh, come on!
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A handicapped boyfriend
and a mentally ill daughter?
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Have some compassion!
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You know what? I'm
not paying this ticket.
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I'm gonna take it to court.
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Good for you.
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You have every right to
pretend to be handicapped.
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No, you don't get it.
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This is a First Amendment issue.
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Remind me.
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You know, First Amendment...
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The one that says I
can do whatever I want.
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Are you insane?
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If I can get a doctor
to so testify, then yes.
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That's Adam.
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Do not say a word about this.
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Really? You're not gonna tell him?
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What about your honest
and open relationship
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you're always bragging about?
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That doesn't really serve my
interests right now, does it?
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Hello!
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Hey. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Come on in, you handsome devil.
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Hey, Adam.
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Hi, Christy.
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So, what's the plan tonight?
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We gonna eat here, go out for a bite?
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You pick. Whatever makes you happy.
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Really? Okay.
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Um, let's order in pizza
and watch some football.
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All right, but only if you promise
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to let me ride you like
a pony during halftime.
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Uh, uh, Bonnie...
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Don't worry about me; I'm dead inside.
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Let me get you a beer
and something to snack on.
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Okay, what's going on with her?
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Excuse me?
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The last time she was this nice
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was right after she
gave me that... haircut.
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Hey, I warned you, but you were in love.
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So what did she do now?
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I don't think she did anything,
but if you're concerned,
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maybe you should press her on it.
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What you talking about?
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Adam seems to think
something's going on with you.
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Thank you, Christy.
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I was gonna wait till after halftime.
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There's nothing going on with me.
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Drink your beer.
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Sip it slow; it was very expensive.
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All right, what's the deal?
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If you must know,
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when I went to pick up the beer,
I got a ticket... no biggie.
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Oh. Bummer. What for?
264
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:23,994
Just a parking ticket, you know,
for the way in which I parked.
265
00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:29,140
What's mean?
266
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,102
Sorry, a lot of blow went up here.
267
00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:33,663
Still paying the price.
268
00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:38,008
Come on, somebody tell me.
269
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:40,143
Fine. I-I was in a
little bit of a hurry
270
00:11:40,145 --> 00:11:43,847
to get you your beer, so I
parked in a handicap spot.
271
00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:46,750
Wow. That is not cool.
272
00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:48,652
Agreed. Which is why I only use it
273
00:11:48,654 --> 00:11:50,387
when I'm doing something for you.
274
00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:52,413
Use what?
275
00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:57,217
Uh... Okay. Okay.
276
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,195
You know that I'm a big
fan of arts and crafts.
277
00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:11,041
Well, a while back,
278
00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:15,045
I got an idea for a project,
which now, in hindsight,
279
00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:17,714
might have been morally questionable.
280
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:20,584
Or as the cop said, “despicable.”
281
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,387
Oh, just get to it.
282
00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:27,357
I made a copy of your
handicap parking placard
283
00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:29,867
and laminated it so it'd look official.
284
00:12:30,295 --> 00:12:32,128
I...
285
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,730
You got to be kidding me.
286
00:12:33,732 --> 00:12:36,166
She's not. Show him the limp.
287
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,823
What the hell is wrong with you?
288
00:12:40,906 --> 00:12:42,609
Here's the problem.
289
00:12:43,976 --> 00:12:46,242
I love...
290
00:12:46,244 --> 00:12:48,031
to laminate things.
291
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:51,181
Always have.
292
00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:54,784
Registration, Social
Security card, you name it.
293
00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:56,186
Call me crazy,
294
00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:58,755
but once a document
is covered in plastic,
295
00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:00,617
it's just better.
296
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,736
This is not a joke, Bonnie.
297
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:04,928
I don't even use that thing.
298
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,429
It's for people who really need it.
299
00:13:06,431 --> 00:13:08,198
- Well, I know that, but...
- No, no, no.
300
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,920
I-I'm serious. I'm lucky,
I can still get around,
301
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:13,903
but there are people in such bad shape,
302
00:13:13,905 --> 00:13:17,674
going to the store is their entire day.
303
00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:21,678
That spot changes... everything.
304
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,546
- I understand.
- Do you?
305
00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:26,383
Because an able-bodied person
parking in a handicap spot
306
00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:29,486
is kind of the definition
of “don't understand.”
307
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:33,675
Christy stole sunglasses!
She just took 'em!
308
00:13:34,826 --> 00:13:35,825
Seriously?
309
00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:38,461
The saleslady was mean to me!
310
00:13:38,463 --> 00:13:40,960
Oh, my God, who are you people?!
311
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,234
Believe it or not,
312
00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:46,970
better versions of who we used to be.
313
00:13:47,398 --> 00:13:50,306
Christy, can I talk to your
mom alone for a minute, please?
314
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,270
Yeah, sure.
315
00:13:52,295 --> 00:13:54,295
I've seen what I came to see.
316
00:13:58,116 --> 00:14:00,050
Do we really need to talk?
317
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,352
Because I-I think I get it now.
318
00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:03,687
Sit down.
319
00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:05,755
Not there.
320
00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:15,108
I hope you're happy. Adam left.
321
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,834
I'm sorry. I didn't think
it would go that far.
322
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:21,237
Says he has grave concerns
about my character.
323
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:23,740
I haven't heard that since kindergarten.
324
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:28,211
Well, I'm sure he'll cool down
and you guys'll work it out.
325
00:14:28,213 --> 00:14:29,879
I hope so.
326
00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:31,214
Where you going?
327
00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:32,716
I'm too upset to go to sleep.
328
00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:34,218
Good.
329
00:14:35,538 --> 00:14:38,054
You know what, you have
no right to sleep either.
330
00:14:38,056 --> 00:14:39,856
I have confessed my so-called crime
331
00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:42,025
and have been punished for
it, whereas you don't even
332
00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:44,060
have the balls to admit
you did something wrong.
333
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,695
“I'm a good person.
334
00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:48,468
She was mean to me. I give a penny.”
335
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:49,999
Oh, yeah, how about you?
336
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,235
"I love to laminate things,
337
00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,046
always have"
338
00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,564
Hi. I don't know if you remember me.
339
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,600
I was in yesterday with my mom.
340
00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:25,602
We bought that scarf.
341
00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,372
Oh, sure, Walgreens.
342
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:30,039
That scarf was a sale item,
343
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,975
so I'm sorry, you can't return it.
344
00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:33,910
No, I don't want to return it.
345
00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:36,045
The reason I'm here is because...
346
00:15:37,742 --> 00:15:39,983
Sugar Magnolia. Can I help you?
347
00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:43,153
Oh, hello, Mrs. Crawford.
348
00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:44,821
No, I'm not busy.
349
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:46,968
A little busy.
350
00:15:47,559 --> 00:15:49,826
Yeah, your shoes came in this morning.
351
00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:51,694
Oh, they're gorgeous.
352
00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:53,630
Excuse me, you were helping me.
353
00:15:53,632 --> 00:15:55,921
Yes, and now I'm helping Mrs. Crawford.
354
00:15:57,062 --> 00:15:58,501
Yes, I'm here till 6:00.
355
00:15:58,503 --> 00:16:02,105
In fact, I'll pull some
other new items that came in.
356
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,774
Oh, there's an adorable...
357
00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:11,714
Would anyone else like to share?
358
00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:13,601
I'll go.
359
00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:16,286
I'm Marjorie, and I'm an alcoholic.
360
00:16:16,288 --> 00:16:17,812
Hi, Marjorie.
361
00:16:18,056 --> 00:16:22,031
I'm not feeling very
good about myself right now.
362
00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:25,862
Last night, my husband and I
were supposed to have dinner
363
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:28,226
with his family, which...
364
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,867
I don't know how to describe it.
365
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,982
Uch.
366
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,940
Anyway, just as we were about to leave,
367
00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:39,776
I told Victor that I had an AA emergency
368
00:16:39,778 --> 00:16:42,579
and I had to go meet
with one of my sponsees.
369
00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:45,187
So I lied to my husband.
370
00:16:46,117 --> 00:16:48,418
And yeah, maybe it was
a small, one-time thing,
371
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,954
but, uh, I believe everything we do
372
00:16:50,956 --> 00:16:54,757
brings us either closer or
further away from a drink.
373
00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:59,014
And this one brought me closer.
374
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:00,859
So I need to fix it.
375
00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:08,406
You know, I sit here
and listen to your crap!
376
00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:16,079
Sorry I'm late. I-I
couldn't find a parking spot.
377
00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:19,115
I mean, there was
one, but... not for me.
378
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:21,317
Doesn't matter.
379
00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,906
Happy to walk, grateful to walk.
380
00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:27,323
So, I'm here.
381
00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:30,193
What couldn't you tell me on the phone?
382
00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:33,396
I wanted to be looking
in your eyes when I say...
383
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:35,231
Move it along, Bonnie.
384
00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:39,178
I understand what I did was wrong.
385
00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:42,005
And I'm not gonna try to justify
it by telling you I was raised
386
00:17:42,007 --> 00:17:44,974
in the foster system with no
one to teach me the difference
387
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,810
between right and
wrong, or that I ran away
388
00:17:47,812 --> 00:17:49,913
when I was 13, lived on the streets,
389
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:51,748
eating only what I could steal,
390
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,983
until I got pregnant and
ended up sleeping in my car.
391
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,052
Well, it wasn't my car, it was a car.
392
00:17:56,054 --> 00:17:57,220
Bonnie,
393
00:17:57,749 --> 00:17:59,389
if you're trying to apologize,
394
00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:01,391
just... apologize.
395
00:18:01,393 --> 00:18:03,359
Believe it or not, I am trying.
396
00:18:03,361 --> 00:18:05,962
This is the sewage that comes out.
397
00:18:07,892 --> 00:18:11,546
Probably because of the
many hardships I've faced.
398
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:22,016
Yep, me again.
399
00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:24,514
Okay, here it is.
400
00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:27,083
I stole a pair of
sunglasses, expensive ones.
401
00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:30,367
But I feel bad about it,
so I'm bringing them back.
402
00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:34,324
You stole these?
403
00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:35,825
I did.
404
00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,527
And these gloves.
405
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:42,165
You played a role, but I
take full responsibility.
406
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,510
And I'm sorry.
407
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,601
Unbelievable.
408
00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:48,374
Yep, not my finest moment.
409
00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:50,328
Moments.
410
00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:53,076
I don't know what to say.
411
00:18:53,078 --> 00:18:54,911
I mean, people shoplift all the time,
412
00:18:54,913 --> 00:18:58,124
but no one's actually ever
come back to apologize.
413
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,483
That took a lot of courage.
414
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,386
Well, yeah, it kind of did.
415
00:19:03,921 --> 00:19:05,688
But I'm trying to live
my life more honestly,
416
00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:07,265
'cause I don't want to drink again.
417
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,392
Good for you.
418
00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:11,394
But I still have to call the police.
419
00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:12,628
Wait, what? No!
420
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:14,632
I came back here to make amends and...
421
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,734
Aw, screw it! Try and catch me!
422
00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,795
Just hope you can forgive
me so someday we can
423
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,589
laugh about it, like we do about
that bad haircut I gave you.
424
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,058
That was funny to you?
425
00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:38,671
No, not at all.
426
00:19:40,197 --> 00:19:42,210
Please tell me how I
can make it up to you.
427
00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:43,832
I don't know, Bonnie.
428
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,467
There's got to be something.
429
00:19:46,637 --> 00:19:48,770
Do you need anything laminated?
430
00:19:54,437 --> 00:19:56,812
- Was that Christy?
- Yeah. So, we good?
431
00:19:56,837 --> 00:20:01,812
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