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TV Announcer:
YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT,
NOW HERE IT IS.
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{\an8}OH, LOOK AT THIS--
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{\an8}ALL OF THE HITS
FROM THE '80s
FOR JUST 29.99.
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{\an8}THIS IS
AN UNBELIEVABLE DEAL.
MMM,
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{\an8}ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU CAN
DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE.
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{\an8}UH, THAT'S CALLED
STEALING, JOY.
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{\an8}IMAGINE IF EVERYBODY
DOWNLOADED MY BOOK
FOR FREE.
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{\an8}WELL, I COULD SAY
THAT THEY'D BE OVERCHARGED,
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{\an8}BUT THE JOKE IS TOO EASY.
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{\an8}I'M--I'M GETTING THIS.
WHY?
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{\an8}BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING OLD
AND YOU WANT TO REVISIT
YOUR GLORY DAYS?
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{\an8}WELL, THANKS FOR
ASSUMING THAT
I HAD GLORY DAYS,
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{\an8}BUT THIS MUSIC
MAKES SENSE TO ME.
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT, WHO'S ON IT?
WHO'S ON IT?
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{\an8}EVERYBODY IMPORTANT--
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{\an8}AIR SUPPLY, PAT BENATAR,
THE DOOBIE BROTHERS,
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{\an8}QUEEN.
[LAUGHING]
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{\an8}DID YOU EVEN LIKE QUEEN?
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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{\an8}I WAS FREDDIE MERCURY
ON HALLOWEEN FOR
SIX STRAIGHT YEARS.
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{\an8}WELL, I'M GONNA SAY
THAT THOSE WEREN'T
"STRAIGHT" YEARS...
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{\an8}EVERYBODY.
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{\an8}[EXHALES]
ALL RIGHT.
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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{\an8}HERE IS
THE CLINCHER.
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{\an8}THEY HAVE THE GREATEST
HITS OF ONE OF OUR
FAVORITE BANDS.
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT? GONNA GIVE YOU
A HINT.
MM-HMM.
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{\an8}THE NAME OF THE BAND
CONTAINS A REFERENCE
TO WATER.
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{\an8}RICK SPRINGFIELD.
NO.
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{\an8}UH...MUDDY WATERS.
NO.
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{\an8}CREEDENCE CLEARWATER.
NO.
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{\an8}EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER.
NO!
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{\an8}COME ON!
ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS.
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{\an8}YOU FLASHED THE DRUMMER.
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{\an8}CHICAGO.
CAPTAIN & TENNILLE.
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{\an8}THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR!
MENUDO! THE COWSILLS!
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{\an8}COME ON! NARROW IT DOWN.
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{\an8}THE LITTLE RIVER BAND!
HA HA HA!
OH.
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{\an8}I LOVE
THE LITTLE RIVER BAND!
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{\an8}BABE, THAT'S WHERE WE MET.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
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{\an8}I JUMPED ON TOP
OF YOUR SHOULDERS,
AND I FLASHED THE DRUMMER,
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{\an8}AND HE POKED HIMSELF
IN THE EYE WITH HIS STICK.
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{\an8}HA HA HA!
HEH HEH.
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{\an8}OH, LOOK AT THIS.
ACT NOW, AND THEY
WILL ALSO THROW IN
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{\an8}AN EASY-TO-FIND
BEEPING
MAGNIFYING GLASS
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{\an8}WITH AN
ARTHRITIS-FRIENDLY
HANDLE.
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{\an8}I--I GOTTA HAVE--
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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BABE, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT'S IN THE PAPER.
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LOOK AT THIS.
THE LITTLE RIVER BAND
IS COMING TO TOWN.
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OH, MY GOD.
WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT THEM LAST NIGHT!
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INCREDIBLE.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE
THAT WHAT YOU WERE
JUST TALKING ABOUT
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TURNS OUT TO BE
THE PLOT OF THIS
WEEK'S EPISODE. WOW.
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YOU'RE NOT IN A SITCOM, DOUG.
SITCOM STARS BATHE.
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SO, WHAT IS
THE LITTLE RIVER BAND?
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WHAT IS
THE LITTLE RIVER BAND?
[CHUCKLING]
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[CHUCKLING] WHAT IS
WITH THIS CHILD?
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THE LITTLE RIVER BAND
IS OUR BAND
FROM THE '80s.
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YOUR FATHER AND I MET
AT ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
LOOK AT THIS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE PLAYING AT A NIGHTCLUB.
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WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
SEEING THE LITTLE RIVER BAND
IN A SMALL VENUE?
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I DON'T KNOW. A HUNDRED PERCENT?
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WE GOTTA GO
TO THIS, JOY-JOY.
GOTTA GO.
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YEAH.
DO YOU THINK THERE ARE
ANY MORE TICKETS?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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SHUT IT.
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OK. LOOK, I'LL CHECK
FOR TICKETS ONLINE.
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IF THAT DOESN'T PAN OUT,
I KNOW A SCALPER,
OR WE COULD CHECK eBAY.
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OR YOU COULD JUST
CUT OUT THESE FREE TICKETS
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RIGHT HERE
IN THE NEWSPAPER.
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EVEN BETTER.
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"GYNECOLOGIST LOOSES HAND.
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POKER TOURNAMENT
CONTINUES." HMM.
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MR. STARK--JUST THE MAN
I WANT TO SEE.
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WHY?
WELL, I WANTED
TO INTRODUCE YOU
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TO OUR NEW ART TEACHER
MR. WHITE.
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I THINK YOU TWO
MIGHT HIT IT OFF.
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YEAH, I RATHER DOUBT IT.
I'M NOT REALLY FOND OF PEOPLE.
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YEAH. WELL, WE'RE
ON THE SAME PAGE.
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OH. WELL, YOU SEE?
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YOU BOTH SHARE
A HATRED OF MANKIND.
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FUN! HUH?
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HEY, IS IT JUST ME,
OR IS SHE A PSYCHOTIC BITCH?
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NO, SHE IS OUT THERE.
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THE VOICES IN HER HEAD
ARE AFRAID TO TALK.
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NOT ONLY THAT--
SHE HAS A VENDETTA
AGAINST ME.
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WHY?
SHE USED TO BE
A STUDENT OF MINE,
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AND I GAVE HER
THIS NICKNAME "DIMBULB,"
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AND IT INADVERTENTLY
DESTROYED HER SELF-ESTEEM
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AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER LIFE,
AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH, I HAVE A SIMILAR PENCHANT
FOR ASSIGNING SOBRIQUETS.
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I HAD THIS NO-TALENT
LARD-ASS STUDENT...
[CHUCKLING]
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WHO I CALLED
HINDENBURG HENDERSON,
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BECAUSE HE WAS JUST
A DISASTER.
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W-WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU...
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DID YOU
JUST SAY "HINDENBURG"?
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YEAH. BLIMPS ARE
A PASSION OF MINE...
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SHARED BY NO ONE.
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I--I LOVE BLIMPS.
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I'M WRITING A BOOK
ON THE HINDENBURG.
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THIS IS ASTONISHING.
[CHUCKLES]
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ARE YOU GOING TO
BLIMP-A-PALOOZA NEXT YEAR?
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AM I?
I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER.
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NO! OH!
YES!
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OH, MY GOD--
'CAUSE YOU KNOW
DAVE IS GONNA GO,
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SO THAT MAKES
AT LEAST 3 OF US.
GOOD!
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HEY, LOOK,
WHY DON'T WE GRAB LUNCH?
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SURE, SURE,
AS LONG AS
YOU'RE BUYING.
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YOU'RE CHEAP!
SO AM I! I'M CHEAP.
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YEAH, SO AM I.
HELL, YES.
HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA! SURE, SURE.
I'LL GO AND EAT
WITH YOU.
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BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU,
I GOT A VERY
SPECIFIC PALATE.
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I ONLY LIKE THINGS
THAT ARE FRIED, BREADED,
AND COVERED WITH CHEESE.
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SO DO I.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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HOW ABOUT CHEESESTEAKS?
COULD IT BE MORE PERFECT?
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OK.
HA HA HA! LET'S GO.
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ALL RIGHTY.
ALL RIGHT.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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DO WE HAVE TO EAT
WITH THE REST
OF THIS HERD
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LIKE FARM ANIMALS
SUCKING MILLET
OUT OF A CHUTE?
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OH, I CAN SEE YOU'VE MET
MRS. WITTINGHAM.
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UH, LIGHT ON THE "WIT,"
HEAVY ON THE "HAM"?
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HEH, THERE YOU GO.
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LISTEN, I KNOW
A DRIVE-THROUGH.
WE'LL EAT IN THE CAR.
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FANTASTIC.
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FANTASTIC.
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OH, SORRY, HARRIS.
THIS SEAT IS SAVED.
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FOR WHO?
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MR. NOT-YOU.
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I'M TELLING DUFFY.
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OOH. HOPE YOU'RE NOT
GIVING BLOOD TODAY.
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WHOO!
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[SNICKERS]
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ISN'T IT FUN TO BE
THE COOL KIDS, HUH?
YEAH.
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YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,
IN THE THIRD GRADE,
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I WAS 6'5".
ALL THE BULLIES USED TO
BEAT UP MY KNEES.
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OH. YEAH.
[CHUCKLES]
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I'VE HAD THIS BEARD
SINCE I WAS 10 YEARS OLD.
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IT'S VERY SAD TO SIT
IN SANTA'S LAP AND HAVE HIM
TUG AT YOUR WHISKERS.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I LOVE TO DO?
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TELL KIDS THAT
SANTA DOESN'T EXIST.
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IS THAT NOT THE BEST?
OH, IT IS.
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IT IS PRICELESS.
FABULOUS.
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YEAH, BUT WHAT IT IS,
IT'S THE LOOK
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ON THEIR FACES. THEY'RE SO...
I KNOW. THEY'RE SO...
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DEVASTATED.
DEVASTATED.
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HA HA HA!
AH, JINX!
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YOU OWE ME A COKE.
OH, YOU GOT IT.
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OH.
HERE. DO YOU
WANT TO SHARE MY CUPCAKE?
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OH.
BY "MY," I MEAN
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IT'S THE ONE I STOLE
FROM MRS. WITTINGHAM.
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WELL, ONLY IF YOU SPLIT
THIS BURRITO WITH ME
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THAT I LIFTED FROM
MR. CHOW.
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WHICH, PERSONALLY,
I THINK HE LIFTED
FROM MR. SANCHEZ.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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WHO ARE YOU?
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HEH.
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HOW HAVE I LIVED
THIS LONG
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AND NEVER MET YOU?
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YOU'RE FEELING IT, TOO,
AREN'T YOU?
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DO I DARE
SAY THE WORD...
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CHEMISTRY?
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HEH. YEAH.
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AHH.
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SO, ARE YOU MARRIED?
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NO. UH, YES. YES.
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ACTUALLY, I--I AM.
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YOU GOT A...
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YOU GOT A LITTLE...
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HMM?
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HERE.
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OH.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, I LOOK LIKE
EVERYTHING I HATE.
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WHAT'S WITH
THESE PANTS?
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DID I NOT
HAVE TESTICLES
IN THE '80s?
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Joy: DON'T WORRY.
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NO ONE WILL BE
LOOKING AT YOU.
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WHEW. YOU GOT
THAT RIGHT.
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I'D LIKE TO SAY
YOU'RE "LIKE A VIRGIN,"
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BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT
THAT SHIP HAS SAILED...
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AND SUNK...
AND FORMED A CORAL REEF.
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[LAUGHING]
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WHITEY WOULD HAVE
LAUGHED AT THAT.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
I LOVE THIS OUTFIT.
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AND I CAN REMEMBER A TIME
WHEN YOU LOVED IT, TOO.
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NO, I LOVED
REMOVING THE OUTFIT.
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BUT PLEASE DON'T GET ME
AROUSED IN THESE PANTS,
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'CAUSE THE BUTTON
WILL FLY OFF
AND TAKE AN EYE OUT.
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OH. MAN.
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OHH.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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ANYWAY, WHY ARE WE
GETTING DRESSED
THREE DAYS BEFORE THE CONCERT?
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I WANTED TO SHOW YOU
THAT I COULD STILL
WORK THIS OUTFIT.
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YEAH? IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE WORKING IN THAT OUTFIT.
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[CHUCKLES]
THE TICKETS SAY
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ANYONE WHO ARRIVES
IN '80s ATTIRE GETS A FREE
GLOW STICK.
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HEY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL BUY YOU A DAMN GLOW STICK.
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IT'S JUST--[CHUCKLING]
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I WONDER WHAT WHITEY WOULD SAY
IF HE SAW YOU IN THAT GETUP.
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YOU AND THIS NEW ART TEACHER
HAVE REALLY HIT IT OFF, HUH?
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HE'S UNBELIEVABLE, JOY-JOY.
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HE'S LIKE MY LONG LOST
NON-JEWISH TWIN BROTHER.
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HE'S MY GOY-TOY.
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AND WE LIKE
ALL THE SAME THINGS.
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BY WHICH YOU MEAN
YOU HATE
ALL THE SAME THINGS.
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EXACTLY.
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YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND
A LITTLE GAY, EDDIE.
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AND I'M OK WITH THAT.
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00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:55,668
LISTEN, IF GOD FORBID,
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU, JOY,
212
00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,803
LIKE YOU GOT HIT
BY LIGHTNING OR SOMETHING,
213
00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:01,741
I REALLY THINK I COULD SPEND
THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH WHITEY.
214
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,911
LISTEN, I'M GLAD YOU HAVE
YOUR LITTLE BFF.
215
00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,647
BUT HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
INVITE HIM TO THE CONCERT,
ARE YOU?
216
00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,016
COULD I?
217
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,284
NO.
218
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,085
OK, THEN NO.
219
00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,121
DAMN IT.
220
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,596
HELLO,
FELLOW MISANTHROPE.
221
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:24,797
GOOD MORNING, EDDIE.
222
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,333
GUESS WHAT I HAVE
IN ZE BAG.
223
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,869
UM...I CAN'T.
224
00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,738
I GOT TWO LOVELY
MEATBALL HOAGIES--
225
00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:35,675
ONE FOR ME
AND ONE FOR MI COMPADRE.
226
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:37,410
NO, THANK YOU.
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
227
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:40,346
I GOT MEATBALL
SANDWICHES HERE
228
00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:43,549
THAT ARE COVERED
IN MOZZARELLA CHEESE.
229
00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:47,119
IT COMES WITH A COUPON
FOR AN EKG, EVERYBODY.
230
00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:48,854
HA HA!
[SIGHS]
231
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,390
I CAN'T.
I'M--I'M DIETING.
232
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:54,226
WELL, THAT'S OK. LET'S GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR LUNCH.
233
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,595
YOU PICK.
234
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,030
ACTUALLY, I HAVE...
OTHER PLANS FOR LUNCH.
235
00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,465
I'M SORRY.
236
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,067
OH. OK.
237
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,603
BUT WE'RE STILL
GETTING TOGETHER
LATER THIS AFTERNOON, RIGHT?
238
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,505
REMEMBER? YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME
HOW TO USE YOUR POTTER'S WHEEL,
239
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,342
LIKE IN GHOST.
240
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:17,950
KIND OF A ONE-MAN
OPERATION, EDDIE.
241
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,855
I SEE.
242
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:28,294
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
243
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,129
NO. NO, NO, NO.
244
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,832
IT'S NOT YOU, EDDIE.
245
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,800
IT'S ME.
246
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,036
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
247
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,975
CALL ME.
248
00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:54,487
GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO WANTED A GLOW STICK.
249
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,589
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT I DID TO OFFEND HIM.
250
00:10:56,689 --> 00:11:00,593
OHH. EDDIE, WILL YOU
STOP OBSESSING ABOUT
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
251
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,596
AFTER SCHOOL,
I DROVE BY HIS HOUSE.
HIS CAR WASN'T THERE.
252
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,431
EDDIE, LISTEN TO ME!
253
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,468
LISTEN TO ME.
I AM THE ONLY PERSON
IN THE WHOLE WORLD
254
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,405
WHO ACTUALLY WANTS
TO BE WITH YOU.
255
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,006
RIGHT.
256
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,410
SNAP OUT OF IT.
OK. ALL RIGHT.
257
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,545
IT JUST REALLY HURTS,
YOU KNOW?
[SIGHS] EDDIE...
258
00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,781
PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT.
259
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,616
PUFF-PUFF-PASS.
260
00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,252
[GASPS]
261
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,021
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY DISEASES
ARE ON THAT THING?
262
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,657
JUDGING FROM
THIS CROWD, TWO--
263
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,694
GLAUCOMA
AND JUST PLAIN COMA.
264
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,328
YOU WANT A HIT
OR NOT?
265
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,165
NO, NO, THANK YOU.
WE DON'T DO THAT STUFF.
266
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,301
WHAT--BABE, I THINK
I WANT TO TRY IT.
267
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,303
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
268
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,539
WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME
YOU SMOKED BUD?
269
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,407
TWENTY THREE YEARS AGO.
270
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,775
I WAS 9.
271
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,679
SWEETHEART,
I MIGHT BE HIGH,
BUT I'M NOT BLIND.
272
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,182
THIS STUFF'S
A LOT STRONGER
THAN IT USED TO BE.
273
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,850
WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE IT?
274
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,453
LOOK, SHE'S NOT DARING YOU.
DON'T SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE.
275
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,123
AT LEAST,
THAT'S WHAT THE POSTER SAYS
OUTSIDE MY CLASSROOM.
276
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,758
LISTEN TO YOUR MAN.
277
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,861
I KNOW I DO WHEN
MY WIFE TELLS ME
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
278
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,597
HONEY--
HONEY? UHH. I DRINK
279
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:15,601
A PINT OF GIN A DAY.
YOU THINK A LITTLE TOKE
IS GONNA BOTHER ME?
280
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,738
[CHUCKLING]
OK. ALL RIGHT.
281
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,039
LOOK. SEE?
282
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,074
I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
283
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,776
OOH.
284
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,918
[GASPS] I THINK I SEE
THAT HELICOPTER AGAIN.
285
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:36,355
THAT'S
A STREETLIGHT, JOY.
286
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,158
FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME,
THE FBI IS NOT
FOLLOWING YOU
287
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,128
BECAUSE YOU
FOOLISHLY TOOK
ONE HIT OFF A JOINT.
288
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,796
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
289
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,532
FORGOT HOW PARANOID
THIS STUFF MAKES ME.
290
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:50,436
I COULD HAVE SWORN
THAT AT THE CONCERT,
EVERYBODY WAS STARING AT ME.
291
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,639
EVERYBODY WAS STARING AT YOU
BECAUSE YOU THREW YOUR SHIRT
AT THE DRUMMER, GOING,
292
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:57,676
"REMEMBER THESE? HEY?"
293
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,516
AT LEAST
I DIDN'T EMBARRASS MYSELF.
294
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,950
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
295
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,888
HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BEST PART
ABOUT TONIGHT WAS?
296
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,356
WELL, 10 MINUTES AGO,
297
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,792
YOU SAID IT WAS
REMINISCING ABOUT
"REMINISCING,"
298
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,660
AND THEN YOU LAUGHED
FOR TWO MINUTES.
299
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,729
[CHUCKLING] DID I?
300
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:20,733
[LAUGHING]
301
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:24,603
THAT'S FUNNY!
HA HA HA!
302
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,806
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN THAT?
303
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,374
THAT RIGHT NOW,
304
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,244
WE'RE REMINISCING ABOUT
REMINISCING ABOUT
"REMINISCING."
305
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,914
[LAUGHING]
306
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,882
HA HA HA!
307
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,386
YEAH, YOU'RE STILL HIGH.
308
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,555
OHH. OHH.
309
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,523
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH, BABE?
HMM?
310
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,992
THE BEST PART ABOUT TONIGHT
WAS SHARING IT WITH YOU,
311
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,228
'CAUSE YOU ARE
THE GINCHIEST.
312
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,896
OK. OK, HONEY.
313
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,865
ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
314
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,934
[CHUCKLES]
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
315
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,336
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY.
YOU WANT TO GRAB A BITE?
316
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,004
YEAH!
317
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,973
I COULD GO FOR
A SHEET CAKE.
318
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,875
OK.
SHEET CAKE. SHEET CAKE.
319
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:07,046
SAY THAT FAST. SHEET CAKE.
SHEET CAKE. SHEET CAKE.
SHEET CAKE. SHEET CAKE.
320
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,113
SAY IT.
321
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,015
I WAS THINKING OF
A FROZEN YOGURT,
322
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,484
BUT I GUESS WE COULD
GET A SHEET CAKE.
323
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,720
[LAUGHING] SHEET CAKE.
SHEET CAKE.
324
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:15,788
SHEET CAKE.
325
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,122
SHEET CAKE.
SHEET CAKE. SHEET CAKE.
326
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,090
SHEET CAKE.
327
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,694
[BOTH LAUGHING]
328
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,863
THAT'S CUTE.
329
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,098
AHH. HELICOPTER!
330
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,770
SO, WE'LL START
WITH THE PIZZA,
331
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,105
AND WE'LL PUT THE CAKE
IN THE FRIDGE.
332
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,442
CAN'T. I ATE
THE WHOLE CAKE
IN THE CAR.
333
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,546
CAN YOU IMAGINE
WHAT WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED
334
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,448
IF I HAD SMOKED
THE ENTIRE JOINT?
335
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,084
WHAT? YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN
A WHOLE CAKE IN THE CAR?
336
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,051
HEH.
337
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:49,121
MY TEETH ITCH.
THAT'S IT.
338
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,690
I AM NEVER
SMOKING POT AGAIN.
339
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,325
DRUGS ARE BAD.
340
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,762
I'M JUST GONNA
TAKE A PERCOCET
AND GO TO BED.
341
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,967
[AS EDDIE] HEY,
JOY-JOY, GUESS
WHAT STUPID THING
342
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,669
I'M DOING NOW?
[LAUGHING]
343
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,639
I'M WRITING
A BOOK ABOUT BLIMPS
THAT NO ONE'S GONNA BUY.
344
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,073
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
345
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,409
[AS JOY] WHO CARES?
LET'S GO HAVE NOISY SEX
346
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,111
LIKE BEASTS
AT A WATERING HOLE,
347
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,014
SO THAT OUR DAUGHTER GROWS UP
TO BE AFRAID OF INTIMACY.
348
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,750
R-REALLY? ARE YOU?
349
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,084
NO. NO, I'M JUST JOKING.
350
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,120
IT'S IMPROV. I'M RIFFING.
OH, OK.
351
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,655
KEEP IT GOING.
DO MORE EDDIE.
352
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,323
[AS EDDIE]
I HATE MY SON-IN-LAW
353
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,158
BECAUSE HE'S
FORWARD-THINKING
354
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,094
AND I'M A DROOLING
NEANDERTHAL.
355
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:32,097
FART.
[IMITATES FARTING]
356
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,165
HEH HEH.
357
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,137
HE'S BEHIND ME,
ISN'T HE?
358
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,939
YUP.
359
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,807
HELLO, DOUG.
360
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,743
HEY, YOU.
[CHUCKLES]
361
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,345
HI, ALLY.
362
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,447
DON'T BE MAD.
WE WERE JUST JOKING.
363
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,750
NO. NO.
IT'S FUNNY. DO MORE.
364
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,286
[CHUCKLES] R-REALLY?
365
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,693
YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
GO ON.
366
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,294
OK. UH...
367
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,930
[AS EDDIE]
I'M IN LOVE WITH
THIS NEW GUY AT WORK,
368
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,766
BECAUSE HE'S
AS AWFUL AS I AM.
369
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,636
WE'RE HAVING A BROMANCE.
HEH HEH.
370
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,138
♪ ME AND WHITEY,
SITTIN' IN A TREE ♪
371
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,606
♪ K-I-S-S-- ♪
372
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,776
THAT'S ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
373
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,314
JUST BECAUSE WHITEY AND I
HAVE HIT A LITTLE BIT
OF A ROUGH PATCH
374
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,950
DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO MAKE FUN OF US.
[VOICE QUAVERING]
375
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,187
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT HUMAN EMOTIONS
376
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,991
COULD FILL A...FURNACE!
377
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,326
AHEM.
378
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,028
HEY, LET'S MOSEY ON BACK
TO THE TRAILER.
379
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,530
G-GOOD IDEA...
380
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,232
AAH.
381
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,336
I GUESS THAT BIG LUG
GOT TO ME IN WAYS
382
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,406
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE.
383
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,277
I'M GOING TO BED.
384
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,279
I'LL--I'LL BE UP...
385
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,182
IN A COUPLE
OF SECONDS, HONEY.
386
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,353
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH? NO.
387
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,022
NOTHING. NOTHING.
388
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,925
YOU WERE CHECKING TO SEE
IF HE LEFT A MESSAGE,
WEREN'T YOU?
389
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,327
SO MAYBE I WAS!
390
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,562
AND NO, HE DIDN'T LEAVE
A MESSAGE. ARE YOU HAPPY?
391
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:14,199
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY!
392
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,769
GOD!
393
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,564
OH! HI. [CHUCKLES]
394
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,267
THAT EXPLAINS IT.
YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME.
395
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,969
YEAH. HE'S MINE NOW.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
396
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,872
OF COURSE, I HAD TO
FIND HIM FOR YOU FIRST.
397
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,775
I SCOURED AMERICA
LOOKING FOR
YOUR PERFECT MATCH.
398
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,243
THEN I HIRED HIM.
399
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,747
AND THEN I WAITED FOR
YOU TO FALL FOR HIM,
400
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,149
AS I KNEW YOU WOULD.
401
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,286
YOU'RE A MONSTER.
OH, HIGH PRAISE INDEED,
402
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,555
COMING FROM
FRANKENSTEIN!
403
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,458
[PANTING]
404
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,727
YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT
MAN JUST REPULSES ME.
405
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,063
HEY, THERE.
406
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,099
BUT I GOT THROUGH IT,
407
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:24,169
JUST BY ENVISIONING
THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
RIGHT NOW.
408
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,472
OH, GOD, I WISH
I COULD JUST FREEZE IT.
409
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,040
CLICK. [CHUCKLES]
410
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,309
OK. NOW, I'M GONNA
PUT IT IN MY HARD DRIVE,
411
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:34,947
AND I'M GONNA ACCESS IT
LATER WHEN I'M IN BED
WITH MR. WHITE--[GAGS]
412
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,816
[SIGHS]
413
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,118
[STAMMERS]
414
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,453
I'M GONNA TELL HIM
THAT YOU'RE USING HIM.
415
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,188
OH, HA HA HA!
MR. STARK.
416
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,959
I'M SMOKIN' HOT,
AND HE'S, LIKE,
A HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
417
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,827
HE'S NOT GONNA CARE.
418
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,863
SO, BYE. GET OUT.
419
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,165
OW.
GO.
420
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,135
HI.
421
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,569
HI.
422
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,037
YOU STILL SAD?
423
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,206
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I WALKED INTO ANOTHER TRAP,
424
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,608
BUT I DID.
425
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,743
I LET DUFFY SET ME UP
FOR A FALL,
426
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,546
AND NOW I'M PAYING
THE ULTIMATE PRICE--
427
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,848
HEARTBREAK.
428
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,152
WELL, I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT I BELIEVE
429
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,953
WILL CHEER YOU UP.
430
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,355
HERE IT IS--
431
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,590
THE ENTIRE 1980s!
432
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,292
IT ARRIVED!
433
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,127
YEAH?
LOOK AT THAT.
434
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,795
[CHUCKLES] HEY--
435
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,098
THE LITTLE RIVER BAND'S
GREATEST HITS.
436
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:29,301
OK. GET READY.
AHH. [CHUCKLES]
437
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,371
["REMINISCING" PLAYING]
438
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,273
[CHUCKLES]
439
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:37,609
OH, HELLO.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
440
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,678
ABSOLUTELY.
441
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,047
AHH.
442
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,316
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
443
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,686
YOU WANT ME
TO FLASH YOU?
ABSOLUTELY.
444
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:54,026
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
445
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,235
AHEM.
446
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,593
IT'S OK.
447
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,096
YOU SURE?
448
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,365
WHAT'S WITH
THE SHADES?
449
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,534
[EXHALES]
450
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,870
DID SHE DO THIS
TO YOU?
451
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:43,775
THEY LOOK GREAT,
BUT THEY'RE HARD AS ROCKS.
452
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:47,179
I THINK YOU'RE IN
OVER YOUR HEAD.
453
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,348
FRIENDS AGAIN?
454
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,150
FRIENDS.
455
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,419
[CHUCKLES] CHEERS.
456
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:57,489
AH, MEATBALL.
[CHUCKLES]
MEATBALL.
457
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,593
{\an8}AH. AND WHAT BRINGS
THE PRINCESS
458
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:02,894
{\an8}INTO THE MANOR?
459
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,063
{\an8}Ally: I WANTED
TO BE ABLE TO DO
THIS WITHOUT...
460
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,332
{\an8}[CLATTERING]
461
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,934
{\an8}OH, LOOK AT THIS.
IF YOU ACT NOW,
YOU GET
462
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,236
{\an8}AN EASY-TO-FIND
BEEPING
MAGNIFYING GLASS
463
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,472
{\an8}WITH A
FRIENDLY-ARTHRITIS
HANDLE.
464
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,674
{\an8}[CHUCKLING]
FOR TWO EASY PAYMENTS
465
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,010
{\an8}OF 9.99.
466
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,911
{\an8}DID I SAY THAT WRONG?
YEAH.
467
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,148
{\an8}HEH. DID--DID I--
WHAT--WHAT DID I SAY?
468
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,150
{\an8}FRIENDLY-ARTHRITIS
HANDLE.
469
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,952
{\an8}IT COULD BE
A FRIENDLY-ARTHRITIS
HANDLE--
470
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,955
{\an8}BE LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU?
I'M FRIENDLY."
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