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Tonight on "The Dukes."
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Boss Hogg's Bears take
on the Chickasaw Chiefs.
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Same bet as last year,
Hogg? 5000 big ones?
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Big bucks for Boss means
big trouble for the Dukes.
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If I see you out there
on that court Friday..
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'...you and your mama might
not have a roof over your heads.'
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Forfeit the game?
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Bo, I got it.
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straight'nin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like a
true modern day Robin Hood ♪
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'Yee-haw!'
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If you're a Duke
in Hazzard County..
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The littlest things can
sometimes throw a kink
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in your plough land.
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You see, the Duke boys
went fishing at Cowlick Creek.
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There was a
frog-choking flash flood.
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The creek rose, and
the road washed out.
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And the Dukes was
late for their meeting
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with their probation
officer, Boss Hogg..
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..who's about as
sympathetic as a hanging.
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We're in big trouble,
no doubt about it.
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Boss probably gonna
have us picking weeds off
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the county roads for a month.
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Take away our voting rights.
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You know, he can take
away our driver's license.
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Much worse, he could
take away the General Lee.
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- You kiddin'?
- I ain't kiddin'.
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- We got to talk to him.
- We've as much chance talkin'..
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As getting him away
from the dinner table.
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We got ourselves a problem.
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And Boss was
already in a bad mood.
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'Cause he had an awful
case of the Weltschmerz.
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Which is fancy talk, for being
up to your udders in problems.
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- 'Rosco, tell me something.'
- 'You little rascal.'
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Am I or am I not sponsoring
a peewee basketball team..
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The Boar's Nest Bears, for
the benefit of all young'uns
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of Hazzard County, unselfishly
out of my own pocket?
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Pu wup-wup-wup-wup we-we..
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We said just a little
naughty there at the end.
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'Cause you know and I know
the reason you're doing that is
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you can gouge the parents at
the bank and the Boar's Nest
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coffin works when they pass...
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Well, that's just business.
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You can gouge all you want
if have good public relations.
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- Like a basketball team.
- Oh.
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And that is why I
deserve more than to have
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than to have that ingrate
coach tell me I was meddling
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too much with him
and up quit on me.
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- He did?
- Yeah, he did.
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He shoved this basketball
at me and told me to stuff it.
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Oh, he didn't.
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- Oh, a basketball?
- Mm.
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The match game with Chickasaw
County is less than a week away
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and I ain't got a coach.
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Oh, and that means
only one thing.
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You're gonna lose 5000
big ones to A.C. Tate Jr.
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Just like you did every
year to his late daddy.
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And headin' toward Hazzard,
is none other than A.C. Tate Jr.
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Good thing he
takes after his mama.
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His pa was fat and ugly.
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Our boys gonna
be ready this year?
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Ready? We ain't been
beat for years with less talent
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than with this team, boss.
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Now, that's good. Real good.
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Tell you what we'll do, Ruel.
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We'll take a peek at
ol' Hogg's 12-year-olds..
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See what he's got up there,
and then we'll drive over..
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See him for our
annual $5000 bet.
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Yeah. Ha-ha.
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- Come over here to your barber.
- What-what?
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Come and sit down in there
'cause I got a surprise for you.
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- I got it fixed special.
- You do?
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Yes. Sit down.
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- You think this will help?
- Yes, of course it is.
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You see, I went down and I
appropriated one of those..
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Flying Fingers of Fun
from Petrie's No-Tell Motel.
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Oh, I see.
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- It's gonna relax you.
- Yeah.
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'There you go'.
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Isn't that good?
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- Back to the drawing board.
- 'Ah!'
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- Ah! Ah!
- Ooh, ooh, oh, little buddy.
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Rosco, next time there's
an election for village idiot..
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I'll manage your campaign.
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Oh.
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While Rosco was
scraping Boss off the wall..
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Jesse and Daisy,
was payin' a visit
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to the recently
widowed, Lou Ann Moffet.
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- How are you, Lou Ann?
- 'Just fine.'
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- Hey.
- Hey, there.
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- Lou Ann.
- Good to see you.
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- How are you doin, girl?
- Just fine.
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Uh, uh, Daisy brought
you something'.
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- Oh-h-h-h.
- Well..
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It's one of her
famous peach pies.
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- Uncle Jesse, it's not famous.
- Well, it is at our house.
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Oh, thank y'all,
that's real nice.
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We thought we'd come on by,
see if we could help with anything.
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I noticed the storm took out
some of your fence down yonder.
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I'll bring the boys.
They'll fix it for you.
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Thanks, it's hard for Rod and
me to keep the place up ourselves.
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Good shot, Rod. How are you?
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Hi, Mr. Duke. Hi, Daisy.
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Hi, Rod.
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Lord, how that boy has grown.
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Here he is at the age where
he really could use a daddy.
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It hasn't been easy
on either one of you.
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He'll come around.
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Maybe, Bo and Luke could..
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Do a little fixin' there too.
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Well, we best get on home.
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It's a long way through
Chickasaw, bridge being out.
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- We'll be back before you know.
- Bye. Thanks for the pie.
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- Bye, you take care, huh?
- Okay.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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'Maybe if we explain why
we're late, he'll give us a break.'
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Naturally, Boss needed
a new basketball coach.
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And the man that he picked
knew a lot more brain surgery
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than basketball.
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Rosco P. Coltrane.
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Alright, now listen up there.
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Now, you gentleman here
see this spherical thing.
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This is called a ball.
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Now, it bounces.
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Rosco, we know
what the ball does.
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Well, you see there, you're
learning already. Good.
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Yee-haw!
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Well, Bo and
Luke, finally arrived
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for the probation
meeting with Boss.
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Freeze it right here.
Alright, you Dukes, alright.
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I'm gonna arrest
those varmints, Boss.
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No, no, no, hold on, hold
on. You get back to the team.
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Try to do some good.
I'll handle 'em Dukes.
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Alright.
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Now, wait just a second, Boss.
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Before you go say
anything hasty..
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Listen to our side
of the story, okay?
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We got trapped by the Hatchapee.
Never seen a river rise so fast.
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We couldn't have
made it here on time.
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Alright, so you
missed your meeting.
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And now, you got
yourselves a hearin'..
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In front of Judge Dugan
tomorrow mornin', 9 a.m. sharp.
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And remember to bring
your driver's license's..
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And your registration slip.
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Because we'll be
impounding the General Lee.
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- We didn't do it on purpose.
- No.
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I don't care why you done
it, the fact is you did done it.
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Now get! I got other
problems to attend to.
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Stop that! Stop everything!
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Don't do that to
him. Give me the ball.
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You're fired. I'm
gonna take over.
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See, Mr. Tate. Our boys'll cut
him up and hang him out to dry.
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I feel so good about this
bet, Ruel, I'm gonna cut you in.
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It's gonna be the easiest
money you ever made.
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You know, Mr. Tate, I
almost feel sorry for him.
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Come on, fellas, cheer up.
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I tell you, things
could be a lot worse.
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- Sure don't see how.
- I'll tell you how.
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We went and saw
Lou Ann Moffet today.
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- How's she takin' things?
- 'She's better..'
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but she needs a lot of
help around that place.
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Well, after the hearing tomorrow
we'll take a run on up there.
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- If we still got the General.
- Yeah.
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How's little Rod doin', anyway?
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He sure misses
that daddy of his.
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Well, maybe a visit from
a couple of big brothers
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would do him some good.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Listen, you'd be surprised
how that boy has grown.
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But, you know, he just
stays out there by that barn..
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Shooting baskets all day.
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Maybe, somebody oughta talk
him into playing for the Bears.
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They need the talent.
You see that kid?
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Bo! That's a great idea.
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Rod being on the team, making
friends, that's what he needs.
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It might be just
what we need too.
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Boss'd do anything for County
bragging rights, wouldn't he?
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Yeah, and the Bears ain't won
the peewee league in years.
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Oh, I haven't lost my jump shot.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
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I think, I am. Why don't we
just give Boss Hogg a talking..
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First thing tomorrow morning.
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'Alright. Ha-ha.'
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Next morning, the Dukes
showed Boss a plan
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that would help
him, help the Bears..
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And help themselves.
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It's time to practice.
And I'm your coach now.
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- Good grief.
- Yeah.
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Mr. Hogg, we need
us a real coach.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Real?
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- You say, you need real?
- Yeah.
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Well, watch this.
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My famous, Hogg hook.
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You lose something, Boss?
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I think we can do
something with it.
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'Alright'.
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Time to get a shot
out here. Come on.
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Wait a minute..
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Pass it around. Come
on. Pass it around.
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- Come on, get going.
- Come on, let's go. Let's go.
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- Listen, Boss...
- Rosco!
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Rosco, I said can't
you do something?
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Listen, let's just sit down
here and watch a little bit.
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Look... oh... ooh.
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Alright, junior. Come on,
here you go. Keep it going.
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- Get a little chatter goin'.
- There you go.
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- Oh, you know something?
- What?
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- I may be saved.
- Who?
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- I may be saved here. Ha-ha.
- Oh, you may be.
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Hey, hey, Duke Boys!
Listen, I got your point.
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Alright, hold the
ball. Hold the ball.
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'Alright... you can
do the coaching.
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It... What?
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We'd sure like to help coaching,
Boss, for the kid's sake..
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But, shoot, we're due
in court in ten minutes.
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Yes, so you are.
Well, I tell you what.
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I'll just wave your appearance
at that court hearing..
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For the time being.
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Ah, well, how about you
just dropped the charges?
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- Well, this can't...
- 'Please, Mr. Hogg.'
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Can't the Dukes coach?
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I said they were
going to coach, didn't I?
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Listen Boss, you
let us off the hook
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and we'll come up
with a secret weapon.
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Oh, good, goody, gumdrops.
I love secret weapons.
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Yeah, secret weapon, huh?
What kinda secret weapon?
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00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:10,160
Yeah, what kinda secret weapon?
239
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,380
You remember Rod Moffet?
240
00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,780
Sure, I remember Shorty Muffet.
241
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,340
It's Moffet, Rosco. Besides,
he ain't short no more.
242
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:20,480
- He's almost six feet tall.
- Yeah, well, so what?
243
00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,830
He's deadly with the
basketball, that's so what.
244
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,440
- He is?
- He is.
245
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,220
- Alright, you've got a deal.
- Oh, yeah.
246
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,660
Alright.
247
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,010
Only there's one
little itty bitty condition.
248
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,360
- Yeah, just itty and a bitty.
- Ain't there always?
249
00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,320
- You gotta win!
- Yeah.
250
00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,620
Or else... you hear?
251
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,150
You're gonna be back
in court, and off the roads
252
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,320
of Hazzard County, forever.
253
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,110
At least.
254
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,890
Alright, it looks like we're
back to practice. Now, come on!
255
00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,980
Well, it seems the boys are
ain't out of the woods yet..
256
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:50,200
..'cause A.C. Tate and
Boss was negotiating..
257
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,290
And no good ever
comes out of that.
258
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:55,770
Well, same bet as last
year, Hogg? 5000 big ones?
259
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,650
Yeah, well, seeing it's you
now and not your daddy..
260
00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:01,690
I was contemplating on,
uh, doubling that amount.
261
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,220
You must be drinking
that swill you serve.
262
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:08,350
Oh, don't tell me I'm gonna have
to let Chickasaw County know
263
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,970
that A.C. Tate Jr. can't move
in J.D. Hogg's financial circle.
264
00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:15,140
Yeah, shame, shame.
Everybody knows your name.
265
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,360
Now, what kinda cheap
trick you planning, Hogg?
266
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:20,800
Oh, I'll tell you, what kinda
cheap trick he's planned.
267
00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,630
Right this moment, those Duke
boys are on their way outta here
268
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,630
and they got that secret weapon.
269
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,500
I'm talking about
a big tall muppet.
270
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,110
Oh-ho!
271
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,770
- The Moffet boy.
- 'Don't mind him.'
272
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,940
His brain has
turned to molasses.
273
00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:37,420
No, no, no, I figure that, well,
that with the law of averages
274
00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:39,990
and the home court
advantage this year that, uh..
275
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,910
It's just about
time for me to win.
276
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,470
- Yeah.
- Deal?
277
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,090
Law of averages, huh? I
figure, they're on my side.
278
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,440
It's a deal!
279
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,920
10,000 big ones!
280
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,090
That's a deal.
281
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,230
Well, ol' A.C. Jr.
Wasn't no fool.
282
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,580
If Boss had a secret weapon,
he aimed to get it for himself.
283
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,880
And stop the Duke boys to boot.
284
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,280
And he knew that with
the Hazzard bridge out..
285
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,060
The only way to Moffet
farm was through Chickasaw.
286
00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,540
So, he got on the
horn to Sheriff Little.
287
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:11,590
Y'all know how Sheriff Little
feels about the Duke boys.
288
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:15,070
I want you to arrest
him and haul 'em in.
289
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,860
Thank you, Mr. Tate.
You just made my day.
290
00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,730
They're violating their
parole and they're mine.
291
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,170
Uh-oh.
292
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:42,100
Oh, shoot. It's Sheriff Little.
293
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:44,320
Friends, one thing you
don't wanna be is a Duke..
294
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,190
Facing Big Ed Little.
295
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,760
He hates the boys so bad,
he drew up plans for a new jail..
296
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,980
With Bo and Luke
as the foundation.
297
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,640
Dang me!
298
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,130
- He's better than I remember.
- You got that right.
299
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,090
This calls for the old
squeeze play. Hang on, cousin.
300
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,050
'I hate it when you do this.'
301
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:24,310
'Yee-aa-haw!'
302
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,280
Huh?
303
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:36,280
Now, if that had been Big Ed's
head, he wouldn't even stop.
304
00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:38,940
Why, he wouldn't
have even slowed down.
305
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,380
Shoot, that ain't nothing.
306
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,300
You should've seen him
when Rachel burned the bridge.
307
00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:57,520
Ah, they're livin in the motel
till he puts the house back.
308
00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,570
Now, the boys figured
they'd have a problem..
309
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,870
Convincing Rod
to join the team..
310
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,220
But then they ain't
dealt with many mamas.
311
00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:07,100
Appreciate what you're
trying to do for Rod..
312
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:10,450
But the Boar's Nest Bears.
That's J.D. Hogg's team, right?
313
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:13,060
In a manner of speakin',
Lou Ann, we're the coaches.
314
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,890
Yeah, and Boss Hogg, he
only sponsors the team anyway.
315
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,240
I don't know, I think Rod's
dad would turn over in his grave
316
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:23,110
if he knew his boy had
anything to do with J.D. Hogg.
317
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,510
'But it is Rod's decision.'
318
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,770
What do you say, Rod? You
want to play basketball or don't you?
319
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,380
I just don't know, Bo.
320
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:34,300
Don't feel much like being
around other kids right now.
321
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:37,040
Well, shoot, Rod. You
wouldn't be just around kids..
322
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,690
You'd be around Luke and me.
323
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,480
Uncle Jesse and
Daisy would be there.
324
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,520
Yeah, what do you say?
325
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,000
I don't think I can just yet.
326
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,790
I guess we can understand that.
327
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,840
You got to do
what you got to do.
328
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,880
Oh, would you look
at there who's coming?
329
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,240
Well, at the worst
possible time..
330
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,720
Guess, who showed.
331
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,410
- More good news.
- Mm-hmm.
332
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,900
Mornin', Miss Moffet.
Mighty fine day, ain't it?
333
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,290
Ma'am.
334
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,640
I see you boys made
it up here, alright.
335
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,170
No thanks to your sheriff.
336
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,520
Well, let me get right
to the point, Miss Moffet.
337
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:25,910
Reason we come up here was
to talk to the boy about playing
338
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,830
a little basketball with
the Chickasaw Chiefs.
339
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,440
'I got me a nice financial
inducement for you too.'
340
00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:33,750
My boy ain't for sale, Mr. Tate.
341
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,010
Now, now, now,
wait a minute, honey.
342
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:40,190
You don't refuse A.C. Tate.
We are talking cash money here.
343
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,840
You heard the lady,
Ruel. She ain't interested.
344
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,240
There ain't nothing you
can do for us, Mr. Tate..
345
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,110
But to get off our property.
346
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,810
Well, it's a shame you feel
that way. It's a crying shame.
347
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,290
Seein' as you and the
boy are here all alone..
348
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,640
And the only road here
is through my county.
349
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:58,250
Wait just a minute. Is
that some kind of threat?
350
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,380
No, I don't need
to threaten women.
351
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:06,560
If you should change your mind,
you be sure and let me know.
352
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:21,100
A.C. Tate and J.D. are two
rattlesnakes of the same nest.
353
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,410
You got that right.
354
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:26,760
Tell you what, we'll come next
week and fix 'em fences for you.
355
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,670
Maybe, we can play
a little one-on-one.
356
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,070
- We'll see y'all later. Bye.
- Bye now.
357
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,220
- Ready to run?
- Yeah.
358
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,520
To keep Boss from meddling
the team to a total disaster..
359
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:57,660
It was decided to hold the
training camp at Duke farm.
360
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,960
- Bye, Mr. Duke.
- 'Bye.'
361
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,930
Better catch up there, Charlie!
362
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,110
While Daisy lead the Bears
on a little cross country run..
363
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,460
Bo and Luke returned with
the bad news about Rod Moffet.
364
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,720
- Uncle Jesse.
- Dang it.
365
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:22,640
- Uncle Jesse, we ain't got Rod.
- No, he turned us down.
366
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:25,640
I don't know how we're gonna
get them kids ready by Friday.
367
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,030
At least to win.
368
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,520
I'll tell you how
you get 'em ready.
369
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,560
You gonna make a team
out of 'em... just like I did..
370
00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:35,300
You and Bo and Enos and Cooter.
371
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:40,350
Enos was as coordinated
as a rock, when we started.
372
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,920
Yes, I remember, when we
first started playin', we were..
373
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,880
- Well, I was pretty bad.
- We were both pretty bad, Bo.
374
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,360
Oh, no.
375
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,550
'What's he doing here'?
376
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,150
There they are.
377
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,760
We got them kids here, so
they wouldn't be around Boss.
378
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,890
J.D., why don't you turn
that thing and get out of here?
379
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,290
We ain't got time to fool.
380
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,330
Well, who's fooling, Jesse?
Not me. No, sirree, Bob.
381
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,810
Listen, I brought
y'all a nice extra large
382
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,210
new uniform for
our secret weapon.
383
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,950
Yeah, and speaking
of secret weapons
384
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,380
where is that giant muffet?
385
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,080
Moffet.
386
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,650
Truth is, he ain't gonna
be playing for the Bears.
387
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,960
What do you mean he
ain't gonna be playin'?
388
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,050
What are you Duke's
trying to pull here, now?
389
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:23,530
J.D., the boys
are doing their job.
390
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,270
Now, why don't you do yours
and just get off my property.
391
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,140
'Listen, we made a deal'
392
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:31,010
and we're gonna stick to it.
Them boys are do fine Friday.
393
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,230
Fine, fine, don't
butter my bread.
394
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,800
You better get that secret
weapon back, you hear me?
395
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,450
- Or else..
- Yes.
396
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,540
Listen, I got your
probation papers with me.
397
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,240
'Yeah, just let me
read 'em to you..'
398
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,370
Alright, I'm gonna read from
the probation papers here.
399
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:48,680
Section A, "If the terms
of this probation ain't met..
400
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,640
The aforementioned
probationers.."
401
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,340
- That's you Dukes.
- That's you.
402
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,860
"will be locked up for
minimum 60 days in county jail."
403
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:56,990
At least.
404
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,600
- Jail?
- 'Mm-hmm.'
405
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,740
And if you don't get
back that secret weapon..
406
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,090
..and if you don't win
that game on Friday..
407
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,280
That's where you're going.
408
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,310
Yeah.
409
00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,050
Now, this sheriff, here.
410
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:11,840
Alright, give 'em now. Take
that. Find your secret weapon.
411
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,100
When Boss holds all the
cards, it don't just rain, it pours.
412
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:19,150
Listen then, going
to jail is serious.
413
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:22,020
Should've let me
drive in the first place.
414
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:24,150
Well, we better get
our practice studs on..
415
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,070
And be ready when
the Bears get back.
416
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:28,940
- Come on.
- Yeah.
417
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,070
Them boys have got themselves
between a rock and a hard place.
418
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,300
Jesse Duke, you better get
up and do some recruiting.
419
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,300
Go see that widow lady.
420
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,000
Just wish it weren't
Boss Hogg's team.
421
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:54,620
But Lou Ann, Bo and Luke are
not coaching the team to help J.D.
422
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,450
They're coaching
it to help them kids.
423
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,930
Why don't you see if
you can talk Rod into it?
424
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,890
It's really up to him.
425
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,070
Yes, it is, isn't it?
426
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,730
Pretty good. You know, if
you put a little more wrist
427
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,430
in that shot, it'll
sure soften it up.
428
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:23,510
Try it.
429
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:29,780
That's the way.
Heh-heh. You're good.
430
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,260
Who taught you?
431
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:37,960
- My daddy.
- Well, he sure taught you good.
432
00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:41,050
Well, I don't think he taught
you to play here by yourself..
433
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,710
I think he taught
you to play on a team.
434
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:47,970
I don't want to, Mr. Duke.
435
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,760
Not just now anyways.
436
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,590
Still hurts, don't it?
437
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,250
Yes, sir. All the time.
438
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:02,860
I know how you feel.
439
00:22:02,950 --> 00:22:04,950
Felt the same way
when my daddy passed.
440
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:10,740
'I didn't wanna leave the house,
just mope around all the time.'
441
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:14,350
But I had a wife then, Lavinia.
442
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:18,880
And she made me see that..
443
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,620
Life is for the living.
444
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:25,320
And you just gotta gather
it up and get on with it.
445
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,930
- Mama says that too.
- Your mama's right.
446
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,150
You know, God gives you talent..
447
00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:39,940
And the way you use it
is how you pay him back.
448
00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:42,250
Now, you got a lot of talent..
449
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:44,940
And it sure is a shame that..
450
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:49,250
You gotta waste it, when it
could be helping so many people.
451
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,210
- You mean the Bears?
- I mean the Bears.
452
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,610
And, uh, you might
be helping yourself.
453
00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,350
What do you say?
454
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,440
Okay, Mr. Duke.
455
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:07,450
- I'll give 'em a try.
- That's all anybody can ask.
456
00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:09,970
Hey, let's see if your
mama's got any of that pie left.
457
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,450
- Heh heh heh.
- Alright.
458
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,760
'Lou Ann, you got
any of that pie left?
459
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,060
Sure do.
460
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,370
So, Bo and Luke
got their star player..
461
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:21,420
And the Boar's Nest
Bears training camp
462
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,460
was officially open.
463
00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:25,200
'Yeah. Alright.'
464
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:33,690
Things was looking good
'cause Rod was looking good.
465
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,130
And not just to the Dukes.
466
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,780
Now, ol' Boss had
promised to stay away..
467
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,000
But he couldn't resist
not taking a peek.
468
00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:43,830
Secret weapon is
back. They got him back.
469
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,660
- He can sure play basketball.
- Oh, goody!
470
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,180
We're gonna win,
Rosco. We're gonna win.
471
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:52,660
- We're gonna...
- Quit moving, will you?
472
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,810
And Boss wasn't the
only one taking a peek.
473
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,720
- 'Yeah.'
- 'That's the way to hit.'
474
00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:09,200
That Moffet kid ain't half
bad. We still gonna take him?
475
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:12,210
Yeah, I think so.
476
00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:14,250
What do you mean,
you think so, Ruel?
477
00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:17,120
I do the thinkin',
you do the coachin'.
478
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:23,430
That night while the Bears
bedded down in the Duke barn..
479
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,220
The only things prowling
around were the possums..
480
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:29,440
Polecats and A.C. Tate Jr.
481
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:35,140
Rod. Rod Moffet.
482
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:39,360
- Who's that?
- It's me, A.C. Tate.
483
00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:41,580
Come over here, boy.
I wanna talk to you.
484
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,110
Where's your mama?
485
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,460
You know my coach here,
Ruel McBride, don't you?
486
00:24:53,550 --> 00:24:55,900
Hello, Mr. McBride.
487
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:58,430
What do you wanna talk
to me about, Mr. Tate?
488
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:02,690
To tell you the truth, Rod,
I'm here to apologize to you.
489
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:05,390
It was wrong to offer
your mama that money.
490
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,910
You know, Rod, a
man of my position..
491
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Could be mighty helpful
for you and your mama.
492
00:25:11,090 --> 00:25:12,920
What do you mean?
493
00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:16,920
You're the man of the house
now. You got to protect your mama.
494
00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:20,580
It'd just be a crying shame
if y'all lose your farm house..
495
00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,360
'...over a dumb kid's game.'
496
00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:24,100
What are you talking about?
497
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,150
We was kinda hoping
you'd change your mind
498
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,670
about playing for the Bears.
499
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,680
But I like playing
for the Bears.
500
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,420
Especially for the Dukes.
501
00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:36,680
Can I please go back to bed now?
502
00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:40,290
I'm gonna tell you something,
boy, and listen to me real good.
503
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:43,650
If I see you out there
on that court Friday..
504
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:46,740
You and your mama might
not have a roof over your heads.
505
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:48,210
'Do I make myself clear?'
506
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,650
Good. That's real good.
507
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,960
Now, you go on there,
get yourself in bed..
508
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:56,920
And think on it.
509
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,230
It sure is a shame what
a mess some adults
510
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,230
can make out of a kid's game.
511
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,540
'Alright, rise and shine.'
512
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,540
Come on, you guys, out of bed.
513
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,590
Come on, come
on. Come on, get up.
514
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,550
Daisy's got breakfast, then
we got ourselves a lotta practice.
515
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,550
- That's for sure.
- Come on, get up.
516
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,340
- Where's Rod?
- Huh? I don't know.
517
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,990
Don't look like he
slept in his bed all night.
518
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,380
Listen, go in the house,
and have Daisy call Lou Ann.
519
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,950
Alright.
520
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,530
Listen, you guys, get
your shoes and socks on.
521
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,000
We're gonna go
lookin' for Rod, alright?
522
00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:36,920
Bo and Luke figured
they best check the road
523
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,310
to the Moffet Farm first.
524
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,660
Which meant
Chickasaw County and..
525
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,440
Doggone it,
Sheriff Little again.
526
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,490
Co-operate now or
I'll make you stop.
527
00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:50,630
Sorry, sheriff, we ain't got
the time to be social with you.
528
00:26:59,290 --> 00:27:00,900
- What are you doing?
- Open country.
529
00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:22,790
- Hang on.
- Alright.
530
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,720
It's a good thing he promised
Rachel to control his temper.
531
00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:52,380
While Jesse, Daisy and the kids
was scouring the countryside..
532
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,860
Luke had a pretty good
hunch where Rod might be.
533
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,670
- Mornin'.
- Hi.
534
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,850
What you been up to?
535
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:25,330
- Thinking.
- Oh, yeah?
536
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:28,640
Didn't wanna head home to mama?
537
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,810
No, can't run home to mama
every time I have a problem.
538
00:28:33,950 --> 00:28:38,040
I remember a time when Luke
and I stopped running home to..
539
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,730
Uncle Jesse with ours too.
540
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:46,260
Speaking of problems,
did you solve yours yet?
541
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,480
No.
542
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,960
Mr. Tate and Mr. McBride
came by last night.
543
00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:54,880
What'd they want?
544
00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:57,970
They said they'd take the
farm if I played for the Bears.
545
00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:59,620
Of all the dirty low down..
546
00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,670
Listen, Rod, he
can't do that to you.
547
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,320
'He's just trying to scare you.'
548
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,060
- You sure?
- It's just talk, Rod.
549
00:29:05,150 --> 00:29:08,500
That farm is bought and paid
for. Your dad made sure of that.
550
00:29:08,590 --> 00:29:10,770
He can't do nothing
to you and your mom
551
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,110
as long as we're around.
552
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,510
We promise you that.
553
00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:15,550
What say, we get
back to practice?
554
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,770
You got it.
555
00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:21,300
- Alright, nice shot.
- Alright, come on.
556
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,780
- Alright.
- Shoot it.
557
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:28,300
Take it on up there, Tommy.
558
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,740
Alright, let's go.
Get back to our play.
559
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,960
- There you go! Real nice.
- Come on, Tommy.
560
00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:37,400
They're lookin' awfully good.
561
00:29:37,490 --> 00:29:41,930
A team. We got ourselves a team.
562
00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:45,020
Well, it didn't take too long
in a small place like Hazzard
563
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:48,590
for A.C. Jr. to get wind that
Rod was back with the Bears.
564
00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:50,850
And not wanting to be outdone..
565
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:53,420
He had a backup plan
that he knew wouldn't fail.
566
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:58,380
This time we'll make sure that
Moffet kid stays off the team.
567
00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,470
Dukes or no Dukes.
568
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:01,640
Yeah.
569
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:08,740
Shucks!
570
00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:15,090
Good morning, Mr. Tate.
571
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:19,440
Enos. How are you?
572
00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,100
Just fine, Mr. Tate.
573
00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:23,450
We don't see you around
these parts too often.
574
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,490
How are you? Boy,
you're sticking to duty.
575
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,320
I like that in a
deputy. Like it.
576
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,890
Mr. Tate..
577
00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:32,720
You know, I need me a good
deputy over at Chickasaw.
578
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,760
- Yes, sir, but..
- Sure do.
579
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:36,500
I really appreciate
that, sir, but..
580
00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,290
I've been here a long time.
581
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,290
'You know, Sheriff
Little ain't got one.'
582
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,340
Now, friends and neighbors,
I don't know what he's doing
583
00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:46,030
but it can't be no
cause for celebration.
584
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,660
It was Hazzard's turn
to host the big game.
585
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:03,270
Which meant that
Boss had the monopoly
586
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,710
on the concession business.
587
00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:08,800
Come on, folks. Step right
up. Get them while they last.
588
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,580
There are only two tickets left
589
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,630
for the Jefferson Davis
Hogg Memorial Bench.
590
00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:16,670
- Right next to me and Flash.
- Or there's standing room only.
591
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,760
No, no, no. Not
you. Don't sit down.
592
00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:20,820
You're supposed to be
working, ain't you? You and Enos.
593
00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:23,250
- Oh, well..
- Go get them, start selling.
594
00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:31,820
Enos, listen, I want you to
push the tutti-frutti, you know?
595
00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:35,520
Just not popcorn and that
soft drinks. You push tutti-frutti.
596
00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:39,260
- Go, "Get your tutti-frutti."
- Yes, sir.
597
00:31:39,350 --> 00:31:41,050
Get your tutti-frutti.
598
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:42,870
- Alright.
- Oh, thanks.
599
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,310
Uncle Jesse was chosen
the official score keeper
600
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,140
timer and referee.
601
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:49,450
Because everyone knew
he was the most honest man
602
00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:50,750
in six counties.
603
00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:55,450
And there they come.
The Boar's Nest Bears.
604
00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:57,450
All slickered up
just like in New York.
605
00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:01,630
Here come the Chickasaw Chiefs.
606
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,940
Now, I don't wanna
put a dampener on this
607
00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:06,590
but Chickasaw gets more
basketball scholarships
608
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,940
than any other
county in the state.
609
00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,950
They start young.
610
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,130
Alright, let's go, team.
611
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,610
Now, fellas, they,
they ain't so good.
612
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,970
Come on, you guys. It's just
a lot of fancy running around.
613
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,660
Come on. Let's go, come on.
614
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:31,400
- Let's go, start her up.
- Come on, let's do this.
615
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,710
Alright, alright.
Captains and the coaches
616
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,540
to the centre of
the court, please.
617
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,890
Alright. Now, I
want a fair game.
618
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:48,030
You all know the
rules. So play fair.
619
00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:50,850
Now, shake hands
and come out play.
620
00:32:50,940 --> 00:32:52,990
Hold it. Hold on
everything here.
621
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:56,900
- I'm lodging a protest.
- A protest?
622
00:32:56,990 --> 00:33:00,260
How can you lodge a protest?
We ain't even started the game yet.
623
00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:03,350
You won't even gonna start
the game until I see some proof
624
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:05,170
of that Moffet boy's age.
625
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,390
- I heard he ain't 12.
- Yes, I am.
626
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,260
Ask my mama.
627
00:33:09,350 --> 00:33:12,620
Mama ain't good enough,
boy. I need written proof.
628
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,530
And if you can't provide it,
well, you forfeit the game.
629
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,360
What are you saying?
Forfeit the game?
630
00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:19,490
Over my dead body.
631
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,450
Why the heck should
we forfeit the game?
632
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,190
He's saying Rob's
lying about his age.
633
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,110
- What?
- 'Written proof, Hogg.'
634
00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,890
'I need written proof.'
635
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,890
- We all know that Rod's 12.
- Yeah, of course, we do.
636
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:33,290
'Yeah, we all know that
he's 12, but the rule is a rule.'
637
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,860
'If he wants written proof,
we gotta give written proof.'
638
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:37,470
Written proof!
639
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:39,380
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
there's going to be
640
00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:41,430
a slight delay in the game.
641
00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:44,210
But hang in there,
we'll be back shortly.
642
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:47,520
Let's get over to that court
house and get him written proof.
643
00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:49,480
- Alright.
- Why not?
644
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,320
What's wrong?
645
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,490
Have you seen Lou
Ann Moffet anywhere?
646
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:04,060
Uh, no. I haven't.
647
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:06,190
Find her and bring
her to the courthouse.
648
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,370
- I'll fill you in later.
- Alright.
649
00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:17,030
Well, according to this,
Rod Moffet is 13 years old.
650
00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:19,900
Oh, no. 13, it can't be.
Let me see this thing.
651
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:22,550
What is the date on
this? Alright, 1970.
652
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,210
Forfeit the game, Hogg.
653
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,950
'Never.'
654
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,520
Listen, this smells to me like
somebody's been tampering
655
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,480
with these here
official records.
656
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,170
And I'll bet my boots, I
know exactly who it was.
657
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:36,870
- Namely, A.C. Tate, Jr.
- 'Yeah. Shame, shame.'
658
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,480
Oh, why would he want
to do a thing like that?
659
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:40,920
It's just a kids'
basketball game.
660
00:34:41,010 --> 00:34:42,360
No. Why, why, why?
661
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,230
Well, it maybe a
kids' basketball game
662
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,970
but it was a man sized
bet that little muffin here
663
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:50,890
he bet $10,000 and
he... Would you please?
664
00:34:50,970 --> 00:34:53,980
You mean you bet money on a
game these kids worked so hard for?
665
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,760
What?
666
00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:57,980
So what if I made a
teenie-eenie little bit?
667
00:34:58,070 --> 00:34:59,240
Yeah, little teenie.
668
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,070
'Yeah. I mean, it
don't change nothing'
669
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,160
'on account if I lose,
you Dukes do too.'
670
00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:07,080
Well, documents don't lie.
671
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,910
And that Moffet kid is one
kid who ain't gonna play.
672
00:35:09,990 --> 00:35:11,860
- But, but..
- J.D..
673
00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:14,650
Until I get different proof
674
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,430
I'm afraid the
boy is disqualified.
675
00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:21,870
Listen here, A.C.
676
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,400
You can just wipe that
smile right off your face.
677
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:25,940
On account of that
birth certificate's
678
00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:27,580
got your finger
prints all over it.
679
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:30,540
- Oh, knock it off.
- Dagblast it.
680
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:32,280
Listen here. Rod
Moffet's never 13.
681
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,100
I don't care how tall he is.
682
00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,710
Now, he doesn't
have one whisker.
683
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,070
You Duke boys better find
a way to prove how old he is
684
00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:41,110
and get him right
back in the game.
685
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaking of games, I gotta
get this one on the road.
686
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,420
I'm duty bound. Now, come on.
687
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,120
- Shoot.
- No, no.
688
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,290
I got an idea how
to prove he's 12
689
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,170
but, geez, we need
some more time.
690
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:54,470
Time? Oh, that's all you
need. Well, we can arrange that.
691
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,520
Oh, you kidding?
Of course, we can.
692
00:35:57,610 --> 00:35:59,740
- How we gonna do it?
- Huh? Oh, come on.
693
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,220
Hey, what happened in there?
694
00:36:03,310 --> 00:36:04,920
- A lot.
- Yeah?
695
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,140
Listen. Lou Ann, you
don't happen to have a copy
696
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,630
of Rod's original birth
certificate, do you?
697
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,270
Why?
698
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,060
Well, the records in the
Hazzard courthouse say he's 13.
699
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:15,800
He's 12. I oughta
know. I'm his mom.
700
00:36:15,890 --> 00:36:18,500
- Where was he born?
- Capitol City Hospital.
701
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:20,240
I bet they have the
right records there.
702
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,760
I bet they do. Listen.
Here's the plan.
703
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,720
'We're gonna start
the game without Rod.'
704
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:27,640
And you take Daisy and head
over to Capitol City, alright?
705
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,040
We'll get the papers, bring it
back before the game's over.
706
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,510
- You do that.
- Alright.
707
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,820
Well, it is a long
way to the hospital.
708
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,650
And with the game about to start
709
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:39,260
things don't look
promising for the Dukes.
710
00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,040
And look what's up ahead.
711
00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:43,390
- Alright, hang on, Daisy.
- Uh-oh.
712
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:55,270
We ain't got time to
play cat and mouse now.
713
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,320
Somehow, there's more at
stake here than a basketball game.
714
00:36:59,410 --> 00:37:02,710
Like a young fellow's
future. And the Dukes know it.
715
00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:14,030
Huh?
716
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,900
Is he okay?
717
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,470
He doesn't look too happy,
Bo. But I think it's okay.
718
00:37:29,090 --> 00:37:30,350
Ahh!
719
00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:34,010
I'll just bet he don't give up.
720
00:37:34,090 --> 00:37:36,180
Meanwhile, back
at the outdoor arena
721
00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:39,010
a certain amount of
confusion had set in.
722
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:41,880
But it ain't fair. I am 12.
723
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:44,500
- I know you're 12.
- We gotta do something.
724
00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:46,800
I mean, without Rod,
we don't have a chance.
725
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,800
Now, that ain't necessarily so.
726
00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:50,630
Ya'll should be
proud about the way
727
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,720
you've come together this week.
728
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:55,330
You're gonna surprise me,
you may surprise yourselves.
729
00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:59,030
The Bears was mighty upset.
730
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,560
And Boss was determined
to stall the start of that game
731
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,730
as long as he could.
732
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,520
Would you look at this, Rosco?
733
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,650
Yeah, it appears to me,
this ball has too much air in it.
734
00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:10,780
Oh, definitely. That
sucker's too fat.
735
00:38:10,870 --> 00:38:13,830
Let's see here. I just...
736
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,050
Oh, oh. Oh. Look at that.
737
00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:19,440
You two, quit fooling
with the game ball.
738
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:21,880
This is so squishy
now, Boss, like you.
739
00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:24,190
- Oh, yeah, it is.
- Quit stalling.
740
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:25,800
Ruel, get another ball.
741
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,630
I demand you start
this game, Jesse.
742
00:38:27,710 --> 00:38:29,980
Yeah, but not with no
ball from Chicksaw County.
743
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,200
I demand that we use
an official basketball.
744
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,630
That's right.
745
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,160
You dang fools
let the air out of it.
746
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,590
Start the game, Jesse.
747
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,250
Uh, J.D., he's right.
We gotta start the game.
748
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:44,030
Lou, start the game with
whatever ball you can find.
749
00:38:50,610 --> 00:38:53,130
'You get on in there and
get what we need, and..'
750
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:56,050
'...we get out of here
before Sheriff Little spots us.'
751
00:38:56,130 --> 00:38:57,960
Now hurry up, Daisy.
752
00:39:00,050 --> 00:39:01,140
'Shoot.'
753
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,360
While Bo was trying to avoid
Sheriff Little on the streets
754
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,980
of Capitol City, Jesse
was starting the game.
755
00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:49,450
And if Daisy don't
hurry with them records
756
00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:52,010
Bo might as well let
Sheriff Little catch him
757
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,320
'cause the Bears will
lose and the Duke boys
758
00:39:54,410 --> 00:39:56,370
will be going to jail anyhow.
759
00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:58,460
Shoot, don't you ever give up?
760
00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:04,110
Nothing was going right
761
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,900
and the Boar's Nest
Bears was trailing 19 to 9.
762
00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:10,690
No, no. Don't let him.
763
00:40:10,770 --> 00:40:12,430
Uh, uh, make that 21 to 9.
764
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,220
Meanwhile, back at the
hospital, Bo and Sheriff Little
765
00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:25,000
was wearing a groove
in the pavement.
766
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,620
Bo. Bo. I got it!
767
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,710
Come on. Let's get out of here.
768
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,580
'Well, we got the proof now.'
769
00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:38,360
'But it's not gonna do any good
unless we get it to the game.'
770
00:40:38,450 --> 00:40:40,410
Uncle Jesse, you've
gotta give me every second
771
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,540
of this half-time. Bo
oughta be back any minute.
772
00:40:42,630 --> 00:40:45,070
I'll give you what I can,
but I can't break any rules.
773
00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:46,850
That's all you can do.
774
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,550
Back at the game, Daisy
still hadn't showed up.
775
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,470
And the game was half over.
776
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,080
Now, we're holding our own.
777
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,120
Guys, that isn't
too bad a first half
778
00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:58,430
but we gotta keep
pressing them, alright?
779
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,560
Yeah, you can do
it. Don't stop shoots.
780
00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,130
Yeah, okay. We'll try.
781
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,830
Alright. Let's warm up for
the second half. Come on.
782
00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,500
Number 11, number
11. That's a foul.
783
00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:15,240
Eleven. Two shots, two shots.
784
00:42:16,770 --> 00:42:18,600
Hang in there.
You stay with him.
785
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,900
Bo and Daisy should be
back by now. Where are they?
786
00:42:20,990 --> 00:42:23,600
Don't worry Lou
Ann. They'll be here.
787
00:42:27,390 --> 00:42:28,820
Yeah!
788
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:35,050
Now, he's gotta try it again.
I can't look. I can't look.
789
00:42:35,130 --> 00:42:37,350
Hey, Boss. You want
one of your hot dogs?
790
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,440
- It's all filler and no meat.
- No, I can't eat.
791
00:42:40,530 --> 00:42:42,180
Yes, I can.
792
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,800
Yeah!
793
00:42:57,770 --> 00:43:00,200
Daisy, he's got too much
weight to go over this.
794
00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:16,040
'Oh! Oh God.'
795
00:43:21,090 --> 00:43:23,490
'You know, he ought
to be real grateful to us.'
796
00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:26,620
'We done got the county
to buy him a new patrol car.'
797
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,540
Good thing he ain't
eating at a drive in.
798
00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:32,930
There ain't nowhere
to hang a tray.
799
00:43:37,370 --> 00:43:38,630
Hmm.
800
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,740
Time out, time out.
801
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:56,080
Time, time.
802
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:59,170
Here it is, here it
is. We got the proof.
803
00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:02,790
Let me see, let me see.
804
00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:06,750
Give me that, give me that, J.D.
805
00:44:06,830 --> 00:44:09,360
The boy is 12. He plays.
806
00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:12,010
That don't matter,
it don't matter.
807
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:14,100
Even with that kid,
you ain't gonna win.
808
00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:15,940
- You wanna bet?
- Oh, Boss, you already bet.
809
00:44:15,970 --> 00:44:17,240
Now, just leave it be.
810
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,890
Alright, let's play. Come on.
811
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:32,250
Good on you, good on you!
812
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,440
Now, that's more like it.
813
00:44:49,530 --> 00:44:52,270
With the grown-up's out of
the way, and Rod in the game
814
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,620
the Bears started
to close the gap.
815
00:44:54,710 --> 00:44:56,320
Foul him now.
816
00:44:58,410 --> 00:45:00,670
Stomp his feet in the ground!
817
00:45:05,110 --> 00:45:06,890
That tears it!
818
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,370
Time out, ref, time out.
819
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:10,720
Get down here, boys. Come on.
820
00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:12,810
I told you boys to play physical
821
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,420
but that Moffet
boy is still standing.
822
00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:15,830
'Time to stay
cool now. We got..'
823
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,470
'Fifteen seconds.'
824
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,080
'We got 15 seconds
left in the game.'
825
00:45:20,170 --> 00:45:22,870
If them Chiefs score, bring
it down on the fast break
826
00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:24,910
and hit Rod
underneath. You got it?
827
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,040
Yeah.
828
00:45:27,830 --> 00:45:30,050
One, two, three, cheers!
829
00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:35,230
He nearly tricked you too.
830
00:45:39,490 --> 00:45:41,060
Right here, right
here. You okay?
831
00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:42,540
Alright. Right here.
832
00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:44,450
Red ball, red ball
going down. Red ball.
833
00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:45,980
Here you go. Get it in.
834
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:48,070
Nail him! Nail that boy!
835
00:45:51,770 --> 00:45:52,940
'Five seconds.'
836
00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:54,200
Five seconds.
837
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:36,030
Come on, come on.
838
00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:38,160
Da-da-da. Hey, there.
Wait a minute, A.C.
839
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,200
Alright. Don't forget
that little bet of ours.
840
00:46:40,290 --> 00:46:42,340
Now cough it up.
10,000 semolians.
841
00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,770
- 10,000 big ones.
- Come on, come on.
842
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,820
That's all mine
too. That's the idea.
843
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,520
Uh, excuse me, Boss.
Now, hold on a minute.
844
00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:53,870
Seems to me like you might
wanna donate that money
845
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,650
to the Children's Sport center.
846
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:58,530
Donate? Oh, you've been
standing in the sun too long.
847
00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:04,050
Ladies and gentlemen, I've
got an announcement to make.
848
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,930
Now, listen..
849
00:47:06,010 --> 00:47:10,500
'J.D. Hogg, our noble county
commissioner has just donated'
850
00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:15,760
'$10,000 towards the building
of our new sports arena.'
851
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,330
He already made
that announcement.
852
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,510
Now, I gotta do it to
keep good public relations.
853
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,770
Thank you, Boss.
854
00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:27,730
I'm proud of you,
you little rascal.
855
00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:31,080
'No, I don't care.'
856
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,480
Well, everything turned
out just fine now, didn't it?
857
00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:43,270
The Bears won the game,
and the Dukes kept the General
858
00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:45,360
and stayed out of jail.
859
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,320
Boss didn't lose his
bet, didn't win it either.
860
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,970
And everybody celebrated
with free hot dogs and soda pop..
861
00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:53,710
Courtesy of Boss.
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