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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,054 --> 00:00:08,128 VAL: So, who's excited to go to the CREEP show? 2 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,573 - (SIGHS) - VAL: You're gonna love it. 3 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,493 I still don't understand why we have to go to this. 4 00:00:11,497 --> 00:00:13,258 Oh, come on, we get to go with MIFT, 5 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,220 and there's nothing more fun than a Convention for 6 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,939 Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power. 7 00:00:17,944 --> 00:00:20,668 Really? 'Cause I... I can think of several things more fun. 8 00:00:20,673 --> 00:00:22,462 - Watching paint dry, for instance. - Ooh. 9 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,016 - TYLOR: Uh, sitting in traffic... - (VAL GASPS) 10 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:26,936 - Sanitizing my grandma's dentures... - Aw, Grandma T. 11 00:00:26,941 --> 00:00:29,306 Well, now you're gonna have to add the CREEP show to that list. 12 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:31,719 I'm just... I'm not really in the right headspace 13 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:34,363 to go to some big energy convention. 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,432 Why is nothing working? 15 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,320 - Completely get why you're upset... - (SCREAMING) Oh, no! 16 00:00:38,324 --> 00:00:40,645 ... after that very public oopsie at the football game 17 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:42,911 that I promised myself I'd never talk about again. 18 00:00:42,916 --> 00:00:44,914 - Here I am, doing it! - No, no, no. 19 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,084 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 20 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,337 - Yeah! - Whoa! 21 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:51,213 - (BRAKES SCREECHING) - Whoa! (GRUNTS) 22 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,652 Ha-ha! Gotcha. 23 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,106 You know what? It's actually nice to be down here again. 24 00:00:56,111 --> 00:00:59,039 In fact, I'll bet our old MIFT crew really misses us. 25 00:00:59,044 --> 00:01:00,964 I bet they're barely functioning without us. 26 00:01:01,241 --> 00:01:03,947 - (BANJO PLAYING) - ROGER: ? Oh! Don't you worry ? 27 00:01:03,952 --> 00:01:06,863 ? Don't you fret for now you've got this gent ? 28 00:01:07,205 --> 00:01:10,658 ? I'm the MIFT replacement ? 29 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:14,262 Oh, I've never known such joy. 30 00:01:14,796 --> 00:01:16,632 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 31 00:01:42,365 --> 00:01:45,739 - (VAL GASPS) - Cheers! 32 00:01:45,744 --> 00:01:48,366 Hello! Sorry about the flash. A bit of a documenter. 33 00:01:48,371 --> 00:01:51,203 I love photographing all my new friends. (GIGGLES) 34 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:53,496 And, uh, random strangers? 35 00:01:53,501 --> 00:01:55,788 - Strangers no more. - Tylor, Val, 36 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:58,683 this is our new MIFTer, Roger Rogers. 37 00:01:58,688 --> 00:02:01,838 - TYLOR: Uh, sorry, Roger Rogers? - Roger that. 38 00:02:01,843 --> 00:02:05,342 (GASPS) Double T and Double R. Double fun! 39 00:02:05,347 --> 00:02:07,636 He wrenched the nut on his first try. 40 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:09,664 With his teeth! 41 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:12,823 What are teeth for, if not chewing on things made from metal? Mmm. 42 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,851 Yeah, unlike the last guy we had, 43 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:17,755 - Roger is actually useful. - He brought his own tools, 44 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,307 and knows the difference between positive 45 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:20,873 pressure and injection welding torches. 46 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:22,225 (SCOFFS) Doesn't everybody? 47 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,818 Oh, it's CREEP o'clock. 48 00:02:23,823 --> 00:02:25,705 You better get your scales and tails in gear. 49 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,962 Oh, Rogie, your whimsical melodies make me lose track of time. 50 00:02:29,621 --> 00:02:31,727 But real quick, before we go, 51 00:02:31,732 --> 00:02:34,857 this is the key to Vendy, the love of my life, 52 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:38,082 and I don't know what this key is, but I'm too afraid to get rid of it. 53 00:02:38,087 --> 00:02:41,419 Oh, and here's the master keys to Monsters, Incorporated. 54 00:02:41,424 --> 00:02:44,256 - (GASPS) - They will open any door in this building, 55 00:02:44,261 --> 00:02:46,993 including the one to your heart. 56 00:02:46,998 --> 00:02:49,761 Wowie! Well, thanks for trusting me to hold down the fort 57 00:02:49,766 --> 00:02:52,505 while the rest of you are at the CREEP show today, Uncle Fritz. 58 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:54,882 (PANTING IN EXCITEMENT) Uncle Fritz! 59 00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:57,061 You know, I've always wanted an uncle-ish father figure. 60 00:02:57,065 --> 00:02:59,338 Fa-fa-fa-fa father figure! 61 00:02:59,343 --> 00:03:00,969 Roger Rogers. 62 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:03,150 Does that name sound completely made up, or is it just me? 63 00:03:03,154 --> 00:03:05,318 - Nah, it's just you. - I really like that name. 64 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:08,743 It's easy to remember. Roger Rogers. Roger Rogers. 65 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:12,200 Oh, but if you don't like it, I don't like it as much as I said I did. 66 00:03:12,205 --> 00:03:14,869 All right, MIFTers, time to finish loading up. 67 00:03:14,874 --> 00:03:17,048 Monsters, Incorporated is going where? 68 00:03:17,053 --> 00:03:21,585 - That's right! To the CREEP show. - (ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING) 69 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:24,667 (GIGGLING) Well, have fun CREEP-ing. 70 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:32,313 Welcome to the CREEP show. 71 00:03:32,318 --> 00:03:35,307 Where being a creep is a good thing. (LAUGHS) 72 00:03:35,312 --> 00:03:37,017 - Pardon me, coming through. - Duncan! 73 00:03:37,022 --> 00:03:39,853 - Is that a model of Monstropolis? - DUNCAN: To scale! 74 00:03:39,858 --> 00:03:43,047 Mother and I worked all weekend on this beauty. 75 00:03:43,052 --> 00:03:46,167 The crown jewel of Mike and Sulley's presentation. 76 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:50,010 Or, as I like to call it, MOMstropolis! 77 00:03:50,015 --> 00:03:53,391 - MOMstropolis? - Yes. And like her, it is extremely fragile. 78 00:03:53,396 --> 00:03:54,623 So no one touches it. You hear me? 79 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:56,938 - No, no, no one! - Ho, ho. Oh! Ow! 80 00:03:56,943 --> 00:04:00,412 Smitty, help me unload these canisters for the big presentation. 81 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:03,293 And please use all four of your hands this time. 82 00:04:03,298 --> 00:04:06,418 Okey-doke. But my bottom hands have a mind of their own. 83 00:04:06,423 --> 00:04:08,423 Or at least that's what I tell the cops. 84 00:04:09,095 --> 00:04:10,847 (BUBBLING) 85 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,171 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Convention 86 00:04:13,176 --> 00:04:16,890 for Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power. 87 00:04:16,895 --> 00:04:19,260 MAN: All right, how's everybody doing at the CREEP show? 88 00:04:19,265 --> 00:04:20,705 WOMAN: Energy from the sun. 89 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:23,626 Now, I know what you're thinking. "That's crazy". 90 00:04:24,244 --> 00:04:25,500 - Wow! - (CHUCKLES) 91 00:04:25,505 --> 00:04:27,445 Better than watching paint dry, huh? 92 00:04:28,573 --> 00:04:30,922 Take in the sights and... (SNIFFS) 93 00:04:30,927 --> 00:04:34,600 smells of opportunity and body odor. It is so great to be back. 94 00:04:34,605 --> 00:04:37,535 Yeah, it is. And I'm going to get twice as much swag as last year. 95 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,125 And I weigh it, so I'll know. 96 00:04:40,043 --> 00:04:43,755 (CACKLING) Are you a fan of the can? 97 00:04:44,471 --> 00:04:46,753 Mike Wazowski and Monsters, Inc. have arrived. 98 00:04:46,758 --> 00:04:49,223 Would you be so kind as to direct us to our usual booth? 99 00:04:49,228 --> 00:04:51,675 I'm sure it's in the center, with all the other big shots. 100 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,426 Big shots? Yeah, mmm. 101 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:55,387 Let's see. Monsters, Inc. 102 00:04:55,392 --> 00:04:58,098 Laugh energy. (CHUCKLES) Yes, of course. 103 00:04:58,103 --> 00:05:00,275 You're with alternative energy. 104 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,565 Oh! 105 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,134 "And Other Hare-Brained Ideas"? 106 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:10,318 Hmm... Well, we're definitely not near Scream Energy anymore. 107 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:11,566 This can't be happening. 108 00:05:11,891 --> 00:05:13,793 There's been an insulting mistake! 109 00:05:15,345 --> 00:05:18,028 - Spinnergy exercise energy makes you feel great. - (SPINNERS GRUNTING) 110 00:05:18,032 --> 00:05:20,023 And just 16 hours of exercise a day 111 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,882 powers your house for an entire hour. 112 00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:23,954 Come on, girl. Hop on the bikes. 113 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:25,792 Hard pass. I'd rather sit in the dark. 114 00:05:25,797 --> 00:05:27,757 But I would love this. 115 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:30,880 Our booth's got to be down here somewhere. 116 00:05:30,885 --> 00:05:32,715 - (BURPING) - (DINGS) 117 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,385 Huh. The guy said 60 and a half, right? 118 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:37,387 - (FARTS) - (CROWD LAUGHING) 119 00:05:37,392 --> 00:05:41,692 - Wow. - VAL: Hmm, 58, 59... 120 00:05:41,697 --> 00:05:45,384 60 and a half? 121 00:05:46,985 --> 00:05:49,271 FRITZ: All right, the booth may be small, 122 00:05:49,276 --> 00:05:51,540 but it's going to be the biggest small booth ever. 123 00:05:51,545 --> 00:05:54,807 And would you look at that? We've even got a line waiting for us. 124 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:58,157 I bet you're all here to learn about the wonders of Laugh Power. 125 00:05:58,446 --> 00:06:04,047 - No. I'm in the line for the bathroom. - (FLUSHING) 126 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:06,773 Well, would you like some reading material while you're in there? 127 00:06:06,778 --> 00:06:10,644 - You, uh, you got anything longer? - Oh... 128 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:12,797 FRITZ: Oh. Perfect. 129 00:06:12,802 --> 00:06:14,382 Yeah, perfectly inadequate. 130 00:06:14,387 --> 00:06:16,631 Looks like we got our work cut out for us then. 131 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,597 You're all set up for Mike and I's big Laugh Power presentation. 132 00:06:20,602 --> 00:06:22,984 Val? Tylor? You're on booth duty. 133 00:06:22,989 --> 00:06:26,811 (GASPS) A day full of talking to hundreds of different strangers? 134 00:06:26,816 --> 00:06:28,771 Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be the best day ever! 135 00:06:28,776 --> 00:06:30,148 Yeah, I don't, I'm so... I just... 136 00:06:30,153 --> 00:06:32,901 I don't know if I'm the best spokesmonster. 137 00:06:32,906 --> 00:06:37,123 Come on. You're the poster boy of a former Scarer becoming a jokester. 138 00:06:37,128 --> 00:06:40,533 (SIGHS) Yeah, but when I tried to talk about it at the football game, 139 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:42,744 it didn't exactly go well. 140 00:06:42,749 --> 00:06:44,605 That's putting it mildly. 141 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:48,097 I understand. I'm a little nervous about today myself. 142 00:06:48,887 --> 00:06:50,919 You get nervous? 143 00:06:50,924 --> 00:06:55,212 Ho, ho. Yep. But life is a lot like the Laugh Floor. 144 00:06:55,217 --> 00:06:58,557 We can't stop going through doors just because one doesn't work out. 145 00:06:59,098 --> 00:07:00,098 You know? 146 00:07:01,309 --> 00:07:04,349 (SIGHS) I'll try. 147 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:06,100 That's the Monsters, Inc. spirit. 148 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:08,561 Come on, Sulley. It's time to schmooze and kiss some butts. 149 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:10,661 Well, hopefully, our butts get kissed, too. 150 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:13,207 You know, metaphorically speaking. 151 00:07:13,212 --> 00:07:16,503 - You feel better now? Let's do this. - Well, uh... 152 00:07:16,508 --> 00:07:19,048 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh. 153 00:07:19,053 --> 00:07:21,118 Where did you get that amazing necklace? 154 00:07:21,123 --> 00:07:24,263 Oh, this little thing? It's from Tiff-a-sneeze, of course. 155 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:26,808 Oh! Well, why don't you take a Monsters, Incorporated bag? 156 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,558 It'll go great with your necklace. 157 00:07:28,563 --> 00:07:30,615 Huh! Why, thank you. 158 00:07:31,013 --> 00:07:34,170 - Now you try. - (SIGHS AND CLEARS THROAT) 159 00:07:34,175 --> 00:07:36,390 Pardon me, sir, would you like a... 160 00:07:36,395 --> 00:07:39,050 - Sorry, that's... that's not what it's... - (BELCHES) 161 00:07:39,055 --> 00:07:42,488 Laugh Power is the future. Ha-ha. Okay. Bye. 162 00:07:42,493 --> 00:07:43,702 Nowhere to go but up. 163 00:07:44,102 --> 00:07:45,311 (TOILET FLUSHING) 164 00:07:46,304 --> 00:07:49,949 Hi. Would you like a Monsters, Incorporated Laugh Power T-shirt? 165 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,318 It was mass-produced with love. 166 00:07:53,987 --> 00:07:55,525 Do you happen to have a Stink-a-Mint? 167 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,415 Actually, I do. 168 00:07:58,157 --> 00:07:59,951 Mmm. Thanks. 169 00:08:01,736 --> 00:08:02,804 Ho-ho! 170 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:09,790 - (LOUD STOMP) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 171 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:18,691 Oh, no! Here he comes! Run! 172 00:08:18,696 --> 00:08:19,884 Oh! 173 00:08:19,889 --> 00:08:21,803 (ROARS) 174 00:08:21,808 --> 00:08:24,247 Yummy, yummy, rargh! 175 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:26,375 Take that! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 176 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,588 Rargh, rargh. Now there'll finally be parking. 177 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:32,546 Take that, divorce court! (ROARS) 178 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:36,717 (GASPS) No, no, come here, you! Spit it out! Now! 179 00:08:36,722 --> 00:08:37,722 Oi! 180 00:08:38,349 --> 00:08:40,151 NEEDLEMAN: Oh, sorry, Terry. 181 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:42,156 Playground's closed. 182 00:08:42,161 --> 00:08:43,991 - DUNCAN: Give me that. - Whoa. 183 00:08:43,996 --> 00:08:47,212 Oh, look at you. I will fix you. 184 00:08:47,217 --> 00:08:49,645 I shall guard this city with my life. 185 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:54,117 Grrr. Your life is small. Like your disproportionate wings. 186 00:08:54,122 --> 00:08:56,996 - (SCREAMING) - Ooh, a paperweight. 187 00:08:57,001 --> 00:09:00,792 - (CLANGING) - This bag's getting heavy. 188 00:09:00,797 --> 00:09:03,258 (SIGHS) Nobody wants a brochure. 189 00:09:03,925 --> 00:09:06,969 (GASPS) Let's work together. You stock them, I'll pass them. 190 00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:10,456 Ooh! These horns are very handy. 191 00:09:10,948 --> 00:09:13,379 Cool. Glad something about me is useful. 192 00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:16,674 Hey! Are you one of those jokesters? 193 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,309 Me? Oh, no, I'm just a jokester assistant. 194 00:09:19,314 --> 00:09:21,846 - But Tylor over here, he's the real jokester. - Heh-heh. 195 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:24,223 Oh, yeah, I know you. 196 00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:27,957 You're the guy that tanked at the MU homecoming game. (LAUGHS) 197 00:09:27,962 --> 00:09:31,413 He was hilarious. I laughed so hard, I needed my inhaler. 198 00:09:31,418 --> 00:09:33,191 (ALL LAUGH) 199 00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:34,997 Hey, don't listen to them. 200 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:37,933 (SIGHS) I'm gonna go for a walk. 201 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,746 (LAUGHTER) 202 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,251 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 203 00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:53,722 PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh! Nice one. 204 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:58,341 I am Alistair Clawbottom. 205 00:09:58,346 --> 00:10:03,054 And we here at Scare Masters have been scaring our way up 206 00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:05,431 from the bottom for over a century! 207 00:10:05,436 --> 00:10:08,059 And this newfangled Laugh Power 208 00:10:08,064 --> 00:10:10,228 is an affront to our monster nature. 209 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,480 - (CROWD GASPS) - It's all malarkey, I say. 210 00:10:12,485 --> 00:10:15,608 - Ma-larkey! - CROWD: Yeah! 211 00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:18,736 Scream calendars, calendars for the New Year. 212 00:10:18,741 --> 00:10:20,943 Features all of our top Scarers. 213 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,342 Hey there, I'm Mr. April... if you're wondering. 214 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,347 Hmm. 215 00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:27,667 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 216 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,485 The It's Later booth was my favorite. 217 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,881 I got a Scare card signed by Johnny Worthington. 218 00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:42,009 - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) - FEMALE ANNOUNCER: It all started long ago, 219 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:44,784 with a monster, a scream and a dream. 220 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:48,716 A dream to make human children's lives a living nightmare. 221 00:10:48,721 --> 00:10:52,520 Jack "The Fang" Worthington, one of the pioneers of Scream Energy, 222 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:57,039 founded FearCo, a company powered by the most frightening Scarers. 223 00:10:57,044 --> 00:11:00,423 And now, the torch has been passed to his son, Johnny, 224 00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:03,045 who is leading FearCo into the future. 225 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,965 Okay, let's open the floor to some questions. 226 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:06,075 CROWD: Johnny! Johnny! 227 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,077 Yeah. You there. Four-eyes. Go ahead. 228 00:11:08,082 --> 00:11:10,072 Do you really think Laugh Power is more efficient? 229 00:11:10,077 --> 00:11:13,676 With all due respect to Monsters, Inc. and their energy, 230 00:11:13,681 --> 00:11:15,307 I wanna make sure that the good, 231 00:11:15,312 --> 00:11:18,738 hardworking citizens of Monstropolis have power. 232 00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:21,650 It's monsters like that who keep this city running. 233 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:23,885 And we keep them running, 234 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,372 with reliable, proven Scream Energy. 235 00:11:26,377 --> 00:11:29,217 - CROWD: Johnny! Johnny! - But I don't wanna focus on what they're doing. 236 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,239 I wanna focus on what we're doing. 237 00:11:31,505 --> 00:11:33,619 FearCo is taking what already works 238 00:11:33,624 --> 00:11:34,992 and is making it better. 239 00:11:35,284 --> 00:11:38,107 Over this way, our scientists will show you a glimpse 240 00:11:38,112 --> 00:11:42,374 of our new Scream amplifier that will change everything. 241 00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:45,398 - MONSTER: Ooh. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, big guy. 242 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:46,912 Press only. 243 00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:50,308 (SCREAMING) Argh! 244 00:11:51,658 --> 00:11:53,472 MONSTER: Nice, man! My ears are ringing. 245 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:55,306 You see that angle I took in there? 246 00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:56,600 Ha-ha-ha! 247 00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:58,461 Yeah, easy as pie. 248 00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:02,532 - Ha-ha! - And by pi, I mean 3.1415926. 249 00:12:02,537 --> 00:12:06,340 Hey, look who decided to come see how it's done. 250 00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:10,864 Scaring was too hard, so he had to quit and become... a jester. 251 00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:12,558 Jokester. I'm a jokester. 252 00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:13,851 Oh, "I'm a jokester". 253 00:12:13,856 --> 00:12:16,646 - (ALL LAUGHING) - "I'm a jokester". 254 00:12:16,651 --> 00:12:19,629 Scream king to court jester. 255 00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:22,944 - Good one, Evan. - Court jester. 256 00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:25,980 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Court jester! 257 00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:27,494 Loser! 258 00:12:28,371 --> 00:12:32,366 (ROARS) 259 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,743 (GLASS BREAKING) 260 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:53,975 - Whoa! Give me three, man. - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 261 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,227 - Great job. - Thanks. 262 00:12:56,232 --> 00:13:01,440 - (ALL CHEERING) - TYLOR: Oh, oh, yeah, thanks. 263 00:13:01,445 --> 00:13:02,645 Thank you. 264 00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:04,732 Whoa. 265 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:07,998 - Boo! - (SCREAMING) 266 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:09,835 ANNOUNCER: Attention all CREEPers! 267 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,371 The Monsters, Inc. presentation 268 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,842 on Laugh Power will be starting momentarily. 269 00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:15,387 Oh, no, I'm gonna miss it. 270 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,250 MONSTER: Move over! 271 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,627 MIKE: Mike check, mike check. 272 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,504 Michael Wazowski takes checks. 273 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,090 Ooh! Is it hot in here? It feels hot. 274 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,117 Says the guy covered in fur. 275 00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,177 Since when were you nervous about public speaking? 276 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,639 Well, normally, it doesn't bother me, 277 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,598 but it's just this is our big chance 278 00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:32,723 to show off Laugh Power and I don't want to blow it. 279 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,088 Please don't start shedding again. 280 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,024 (PANTING) 281 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,647 Oh, good. It didn't start yet. 282 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,274 Aw. Did you come here to bask in the glory 283 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,193 of my illustrious city model? 284 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,195 Oh, you mean the one your mommy built? 285 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,352 I helped! She let me hold the glue. 286 00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:53,216 Okay, let's see here. Please join me in giving 287 00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:57,324 a very scary welcome to Monsters, Inc. 288 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,840 (WEAK APPLAUSE) 289 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,292 MIKE: Thank you. 290 00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:04,898 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 291 00:14:04,903 --> 00:14:07,155 Heh. Seems like it's a good time to start. 292 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,136 Right, Sulley? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 293 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,262 Right, Sulley? 294 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,680 Ahem. That's me. 295 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,195 Thank you for coming to our presentation. 296 00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:17,269 And that concludes our presentation. 297 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,478 Thank you for coming. 298 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,576 (GASPS) 299 00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:21,940 I think these are in the wrong order. 300 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,342 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 301 00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:26,328 Good one, Sulley! Classic notecard mix-em-up. 302 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,122 One of the many laugh techniques we use over at Monsters, Inc. 303 00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:32,559 Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, senior co-president and chief executive, 304 00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:35,675 vice-deputy administrative director of comedy resources management. 305 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,330 Which is what it says on my parking spot. 306 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,628 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 307 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,841 (CLEARS THROAT) 308 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,593 And this is... 309 00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:49,409 Hmm? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I'm James P. Sullivan, CEO. 310 00:14:49,414 --> 00:14:53,593 And we're here to give you a little peek at how great Laugh Power is. 311 00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:55,666 Oh, hey, they're using my canister. 312 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,856 (GAUGE FLICKERING) 313 00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:03,144 Hey, Smitty, is it normal for the gauge to flicker like that? 314 00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:05,163 I've never seen a canister do that. 315 00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,856 Ooh. Except that one time. 316 00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,862 Oh, yeah, that one time. 317 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,030 What one time? 318 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,156 Well, one time... 319 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,191 That one time... 320 00:15:12,196 --> 00:15:14,951 Before we switched over to the new big laugh canisters. 321 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,953 - Okay. - Someone didn't clean out 322 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,164 the old Scream canisters properly... 323 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,892 Yeah, and some of it got mixed in with Laugh Power. 324 00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:22,959 Yeah, and? 325 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,212 Wait. Who's someone? Do I know them? 326 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,538 And then what happened? 327 00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:29,716 It did what that canister is doing. Yeah, right before... 328 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,301 Is "someone" me? 329 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,928 Yes, it's you. Okay. 330 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,752 What happened when you mixed Laugh Power with Scream Power? 331 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:41,169 - BOTH: Boom! - Oh, no. Hmm, huh... 332 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,594 MIKE: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 333 00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:46,449 Ladies and gentle monsters, 334 00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:47,901 this is a model of Monstropolis. 335 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,961 DUNCAN: To scale! 336 00:15:48,966 --> 00:15:51,113 And we're gonna use it to show you that Laugh Power 337 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,373 is 10 times more powerful than Screams. 338 00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:55,075 First, we'll show you what a small amount 339 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,789 of Scream Power will do. 340 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,956 - Push the button, Sulley. - Oh, right. 341 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,712 (BUBBLING) 342 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,926 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 343 00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:10,657 (WEAK APPLAUSE) 344 00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:13,347 And now we'll show you what the exact same amount 345 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:15,057 of Laugh Power can do. 346 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,206 Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're doing? 347 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,750 We can't use that laugh canister. 348 00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:22,227 You keep your tiny hands off of my MOMstropolis. 349 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,442 Why is everything about your mother? 350 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,906 (BUBBLING FASTER) 351 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,621 (CROWD GASPING) 352 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,448 Oh, my. 353 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,853 Too bright. 354 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:41,955 (STRANGE NOISES AND BEEPS) 355 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,374 DUNCAN: You just can't shove your way... 356 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,624 (DUNCAN EXCLAIMING) 357 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,042 - (GRUNTING) - (SCREAMING) 358 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,044 (DUNCAN SCREAMS) 359 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,051 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 360 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,424 We did just say you were getting a peek 361 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,529 at Laugh Power, huh? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 362 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,076 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Right, Sulley? 363 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,628 SULLEY: Um... 364 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:03,310 Um, um... Well... 365 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,878 (SIGHS) You know what? 366 00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:06,338 Enough of this rehearsed stuff. 367 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:09,145 Let's just have a conversation. Who's got questions? 368 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,448 CROWD: I do! I do! 369 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,246 Listen, you'll pay for this, Tuskmon! 370 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:18,463 (SCREAMING) Oh, no! 371 00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:22,913 - Got you! - (CLANGING) 372 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,252 (CLANGING) 373 00:17:24,932 --> 00:17:26,458 All right. What did I miss? 374 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,256 (SCREAMING) 375 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,423 Hey! Whoa! Rude! 376 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,512 (DUNCAN SCREAMING) 377 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,517 Sorry. 378 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,191 Hey, Tylor. There you are. Wait up! Where have you been? 379 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,018 I've been at the booth alone this whole time. 380 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,645 - (BUBBLING) - What was that noise? 381 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,447 Oh, um, tummy issues. 382 00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:50,190 Is this because of what that jerk said? 383 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,724 About seeing you at the MU game? 384 00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:52,776 MONSTER: Rude! 385 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,178 - I'm a little busy right now, Val. - Excuse you! 386 00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:57,603 I have longer legs than you, but you're really moving. 387 00:17:57,608 --> 00:18:00,326 TYLOR: I... I just gotta get rid of something bad before it's too late. 388 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,285 - (GLASS SHATTERING) - MONSTER: Watch it, buddy! 389 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,230 You know, when something's really bothering me, 390 00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:05,790 sometimes it builds up inside of me 391 00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:07,875 in a really bad way, grumbling to get out. 392 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,769 And I've found the best thing to do 393 00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:12,413 is to find safe space to release the pressure. 394 00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:14,165 (GASPS) The pressure! 395 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,466 That's it! I need to release the pressure. 396 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,676 You're a genius, Val. 397 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,594 Good luck. I hope it all comes out okay. 398 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,580 Excuse me. Sorry, uh... Pardon me. 399 00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:22,785 Coming through! 400 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,297 Too much power! Too... too much power! 401 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:30,272 (SCREAMING) I'm spinning out of control! 402 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,566 - Too much power! - Oh! 403 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,656 (SCREAMING) I'm too fit to die! 404 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,242 (GRUNTING) 405 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,203 (CLANGING) 406 00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:42,784 Excuse me. Sorry. Bathroom emergency. 407 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,665 Gotta empty the tank. (LAUGHING) 408 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,080 No, no, no, no... 409 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,042 - (CLANGING) - Oh, whoa... 410 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,767 - Mmm, mmm, mmm. Nope. - TYLOR: Easy, big fella! Easy! 411 00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:56,895 - (EXPLOSION) - Whoa! Whoa, boy! Oh, boy! 412 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,690 - (MECHANICAL LAUGHTER) - Ah. Oh! Oh! Aah! 413 00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,512 - (SQUEAKING) - Oh, there it is! There it is. 414 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,517 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 415 00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,645 Ahh! Whoo! 416 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:09,153 That was close. (CHUCKLES) Don't go in there. 417 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,906 How's it going? 418 00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:14,746 You, uh, enjoying the CREEP show? 419 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,115 Whoo! 420 00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:22,738 (CLEARS THROAT) 421 00:19:23,671 --> 00:19:24,671 Uh... 422 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,202 Oh! 423 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,846 (CLANGING) 424 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,510 - SULLEY: So... - (GASPS) 425 00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:35,015 Everyone did great work today, 426 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,456 and lots of monsters were really engaged. 427 00:19:37,461 --> 00:19:40,467 Except Mike and Celia, because someone has commitment issues. 428 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,039 What are you, my mother? 429 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,021 (GASPS) Whoa! 430 00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:48,416 Am I seeing stars or are you just glowing? 431 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,849 Uh-huh. That's all me, baby. 432 00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:52,561 ANNOUNCER: Attention, CREEPers, 433 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,810 we will be closing in 15 minutes. 434 00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,608 So, all better? 435 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,652 Huh? Oh. Yes, loads. 436 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,570 (SNICKERS) I let it all out. 437 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,865 - Yeah, I heard. - Great day. 438 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,947 Great day! 439 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,792 - Oops. - (SQUEAKS) 440 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,215 (JOHNNY CLEARS THROAT) 441 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,965 I have never seen a roar break our Scare Simulator like that. 442 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,115 Oh, yeah. No, I am so sorry, Mr. Worthington. 443 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,172 (CHUCKLING) Oh, no! Don't apologize. 444 00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:28,057 Turns out I was right about your potential. 445 00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:31,351 And remember, it's Johnny. 446 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,074 Stay in touch. Okay? 447 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,399 - Hey, what's that? - (GASPS) 448 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,192 Oh, uh, it's... nothing. 449 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,652 But today was something. 450 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,197 I can't wait to come back next year. 451 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,943 (SCOFFS) Please don't. 452 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:48,543 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34379

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