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Hold on. I gotta come up.
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I gotta take the world's
biggest fucking piss.
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We can't be late.
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We won't!
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- Who's holding?
- If you're not, then nobody.
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We were kind of hoping you were.
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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.
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It is not my fucking job to supply
y'all with weed when we go out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
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You're getting angry kind of quick,
don't you think?
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- I was just teasing you.
- I'm not angry.
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It just would be nice if y'all didn't
just count on me all the fucking time,
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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
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Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
Are you through having a tantrum?
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- I'm not having a tantrum.
- Yes, you are.
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You've been in the car all of two seconds,
and you're already cursing at me.
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- I am not cursing at you.
- You said, "Jesus Christ, Shanna."
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And then,
before the sentence was over,
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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your "irritatance."
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All right. Come on, guys. Don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
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One: It is not about the money.
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It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two: We're not really fighting.
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Arlene, have you forgotten
what hanging out with Jungle Julia's like?
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That wasn't a fight.
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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch,
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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.
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Oh, billboard.
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So, what's the plan, man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?
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- Of course.
- You're so good.
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I know.
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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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You bet your ass he is.
He's gonna be there with Jesse Letterman.
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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
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He's got a big thing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does,
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and on my birthday,
give me a fucking phone call.
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Oh, billboard.
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Yeah, but you get those legs
of yours around him, and it's all over.
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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills
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that I am also living in,
I'll let you know it worked.
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So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
touch base with Chris and Jesse,
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tell them about later,
and make damn sure they come.
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Those other guys will be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
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Oh, shit.
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Speaking of which, what happened
with you and Nate last night?
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Well, you know, not mu --
We just fucking met each other.
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I mean, if you don't
bust their balls a
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little bit, they're never
gonna respect you.
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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
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Nothing to write home about.
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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
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Dressed, half-dressed or naked?
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Dressed. I said we made out.
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We didn't do the thing.
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Excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?
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You know, it's everything but.
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They call it "the thing"?
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I call it "the thing."
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Do guys like the thing?
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They like it better than no thing.
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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
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So, you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?
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- Correct.
- Whose couch?
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- His or the one in your hotel room?
- What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
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We started sitting up.
We worked our way to lying down.
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Mmm, the plot thickens.
Who was on top?
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I was straddling him.
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- What else?
- That was it.
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So we made out
for a little while on the couch,
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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave."
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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"
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And I said, "Yep, right now.
Let's go."
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And he says,
"well, wait. what about this?"
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And I said, "No."
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He said, "What do you mean, no?
You don't even know what I'm gonna say."
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I said, "I already know
what you're gonna say,
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and the answer's no."
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He said, "How can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"
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I said, "Because you're gonna say,
'let's just go to sleep together.
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"'We don't gotta do nothing.
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"'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
wake up in the morning together.'
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No, you're gonna leave,
but I'll see you tomorrow."
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Yeah, fuck Nate.
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I mean, he's cute and all,
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but Jesse Letterman's
gonna be all over her.
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- Jesse Letterman --
- Remember, no hooking up tonight.
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You can hang out with him,
you can make out with him,
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but no hooking up with him,
because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight,
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing.
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He said, "I am letting you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
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not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
to get their fuck on with my daughter."
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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell, yeah!
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It's not like he ain't gonna know, either,
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.
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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear.
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But, you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang
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walking the floor of his lake house,
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him, like
the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,
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you got a puppy dog for life.
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I have my own relationship
with Ben,
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.
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- You call her dad Ben?
- I'm not a child. That's his name.
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So when are the boys showing up?
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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.
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Maybe they can bring some pot.
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Fuck that. No.
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I don't wanna be either
A, depending on their fucking ass,
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or B, depending on their ass.
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Uh-uh. We don't score ourselves,
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we're gonna be stuck
with them all fucking night.
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Ooh, try Lanna Frank.
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Best idea you had all day.
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Oh, hey, that's your last billboard
before Guero's.
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Oh, come on.
Give me a break.
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"Oh, come on," my ass!
We said every time.
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Okay.
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Jules, let me get a drag?
Thanks.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, this is --
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.
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Oh.
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So you must be -- must be --
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So you must be the infamous Butterfly.
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Shh!
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She don't know nothing about it.
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?
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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we gotta tell her sooner than later.
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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I said a little somethin'-somethin'
about you on the air today.
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Julia, what the fuck did you say
about me on the radio?
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All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
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who was in from out of town
for the weekend,
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and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,
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and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.
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And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,
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if they'd do something,
you'd do something.
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Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
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what did you say,
and what did you say I'd do?
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Anyhoo, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,
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or Marcy over here,
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who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,
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which, I think,
will give you a better idea
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of what you have in store
for you tonight.
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Okay, so just tell me your way.
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- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
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Okay, give Marcy your drink.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so, you're in a club or a bar,
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and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
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or better be fucking hysterically funny,
but not funny-looking guy
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who you could fuck.
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- Got it.
- Okay, Marcy, take it.
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Howdy.
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Hi there.
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Excuse me, but your name
wouldn't be Butterfly, would it?
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Yes, it is. It seems you have me
at a disadvantage.
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Barry.
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Pleased to meet you, Barry.
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- Y'all are getting me hot.
- Shh!
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So, is, uh, Butterfly your real name?
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Yes, it is.
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And how'd you know my name, Barry?
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I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this morning.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Oh, yeah. I listen to her show
every morning.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Yeah. She's, like,
the coolest lady in town.
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Don't you think she's got a big ass?
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Nah, man.
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I like her ass that way.
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She got a black girl's ass.
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Well, that's what she always says,
but, natural fact,
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she doesn't really have
a black girl's ass.
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- She's got a big ass.
- Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
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Oh, look who wants to get
to the point all of a sudden.
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Okay, we'll get to the point.
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But for your information,
skinny bitch,
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black men and a whole lot
of motherfucking white men
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have had plenty fun
adoring my ass.
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I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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All right, if you're not gonna
buy me a drink, can I have mine back?
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No. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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So, Butterfly,
can I buy you a drink?
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- I'd love one.
- What can I get you?
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I'll take a margarita.
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Here you go.
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So, after they buy you a drink,
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when they raise their glass to toast,
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they look you dead in the eye
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and repeat this poem:
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"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep,
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"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
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"Did you hear me, Butterfly?
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Miles to go before you sleep."
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And then, if they say that ...
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you gotta give them a lap dance.
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What?
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If they call you Butterfly,
buy you a drink,
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repeat that poem,
you gotta give them a lap dance.
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That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothing.
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well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,
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everybody in Austin's
gonna think you're a chickenshit.
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And I don't think you want everybody
in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.
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I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
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Oh, come on.
It's gonna be funny.
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Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.
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Look, you don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
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I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
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So, some geek comes over,
trying to be cool,
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just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
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No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.
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But maybe a little later
in the evening,
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you've had a few drinks,
you're kind of loosey-goosey,
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you're safe with your girls,
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then some kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
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but not funny-looking guy
comes up and says it,
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then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
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You made me trip.
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You made me trip,
you dumb bitch!
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Shut the --
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You fuckin' idiot!
234
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♪ Baby ♪
235
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:21,762
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
236
00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:24,099
♪ What they say ♪
237
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:27,769
♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪
238
00:15:27,854 --> 00:15:31,272
♪ What can I do ♪
239
00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:34,151
♪ Without you? ♪
240
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:36,987
♪ Don't want nobody ♪
241
00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:39,406
♪ Nobody else ♪
242
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:48,374
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
243
00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:53,211
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
244
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:57,758
♪ Come on home ♪
245
00:15:59,553 --> 00:16:02,929
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
246
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,144
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
247
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,480
Any dead soldiers here?
248
00:16:11,564 --> 00:16:13,482
Uh, these two. Thank you.
249
00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:17,110
Where the hell is Lanna Frank?
250
00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:20,198
That's a good fucking question.
251
00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,542
Lanna Frank!
252
00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:33,960
Where are you?
253
00:16:35,923 --> 00:16:38,257
well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.
254
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:40,551
Shit!
255
00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:42,511
Hold on!
256
00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:56,526
So where are you?
257
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,530
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
258
00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:01,657
No, we're not coming over there.
259
00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:04,742
You come over here
like you said you would.
260
00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:07,829
So, is it "Shawna" and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
261
00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:10,290
- "Shawna"?
- Oh, fuck! I --
262
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:14,627
No. Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
263
00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:17,588
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other,
264
00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:18,965
we all hate the name Shawna,
265
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:21,384
and we really hate it
when people call us Shawna.
266
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,844
Just remember, it's Shanna
Banana, not Shawna Banawna.
267
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:05,971
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.
268
00:18:06,055 --> 00:18:07,598
Yeah. I mean ...
269
00:18:07,682 --> 00:18:10,267
it wasn't bullish, but ...
270
00:18:36,086 --> 00:18:38,712
Okay, Warren's sending over shots.
271
00:18:38,796 --> 00:18:40,339
And you know the house rule:
272
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,842
If he sends over shots,
you've gotta do them.
273
00:18:42,926 --> 00:18:45,386
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
274
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,180
Warren says it, we do it!
275
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:51,434
I love that philosophy:
"Warren says it, we do it."
276
00:18:51,518 --> 00:18:54,646
- So let's do it!
- What is it?
277
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,648
Hey, shot first, questions later.
278
00:18:56,732 --> 00:18:59,484
Here we go! Post time!
279
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:00,985
Mmm!
280
00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:05,657
Whoo-hoo!
281
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:07,201
Ow!
282
00:19:08,952 --> 00:19:12,413
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
283
00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:13,873
What the fuck is it?
284
00:19:13,957 --> 00:19:18,920
Chartreuse, the only liquor so good,
they named a color after it.
285
00:19:20,756 --> 00:19:22,465
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
286
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,717
Not me.
287
00:19:24,802 --> 00:19:26,886
- I'm going out for a smoke.
- Okay.
288
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,304
But careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?
289
00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:31,015
You'll blow up the joint.
290
00:19:43,779 --> 00:19:46,407
Drinks. What can I get you?
Shanna Banana?
291
00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:49,076
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
292
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,120
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic, no ice.
293
00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:54,707
Good boy.
294
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,584
Oh.
295
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,798
♪ I found out ♪
296
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:06,719
♪ Years I lost ♪
297
00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:11,056
♪ I found it so hard myself ♪
298
00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:15,394
♪ What's been seen
by everyone else ♪
299
00:20:15,478 --> 00:20:19,232
Oh, hey, Punky, uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
300
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:55,726
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- Whoa!
301
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,605
You scared the fuck
out of me, you shitty asshole!
302
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:01,357
I swear, Arlene,
I was not trying to scare you.
303
00:21:01,442 --> 00:21:03,108
I just got lucky.
304
00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:05,987
Oh, hardy-fucking-har.
Go inside.
305
00:21:06,071 --> 00:21:07,781
- Wait a minute.
- Why?
306
00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:10,408
- I was thinking we could make out.
- What, on a porch?
307
00:21:10,493 --> 00:21:12,285
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?
308
00:21:12,369 --> 00:21:14,621
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.
309
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:17,081
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
310
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,375
Not in my car it's not.
311
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,337
Look, you won't get wet.
312
00:21:21,421 --> 00:21:23,546
I promise you.
313
00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:28,051
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.
314
00:21:28,135 --> 00:21:31,638
Ha-ha-ha.
You know what I mean.
315
00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:36,350
Look, I know you guys are going
to Lake LBJ, and we can't come.
316
00:21:36,434 --> 00:21:37,977
I wanna make out!
317
00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:41,272
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.
318
00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:48,530
Okay, but I don't want it
super-fucking obvious
319
00:21:48,614 --> 00:21:50,490
to everybody
in the bar I've been gone,
320
00:21:50,574 --> 00:21:53,369
so we'll go in your car, we'll make out
for six minutes and that's it.
321
00:21:53,453 --> 00:21:54,453
- Deal?
- Great.
322
00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:55,954
No, no, no. Deal or no deal?
323
00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:58,373
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,
324
00:21:58,457 --> 00:22:00,500
we can just walk back inside
the fucking bar right now.
325
00:22:00,584 --> 00:22:02,127
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.
326
00:22:02,212 --> 00:22:04,630
And no begging.
When you say done, it's done.
327
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,840
I'm gonna remember
you said that.
328
00:22:06,924 --> 00:22:08,466
Okay, let's go.
329
00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:11,679
Oh, you got two jobs:
330
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,557
kiss good and make sure
my hair don't get wet.
331
00:22:35,662 --> 00:22:38,705
♪ It was early, early one morning ♪
332
00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:41,917
♪ When I heard my bulldog bark ♪
333
00:22:42,002 --> 00:22:45,254
♪ 'Twas Staggolee and Billy DeLyon ♪
334
00:22:45,338 --> 00:22:46,963
♪ Squabbling in the dark ♪
335
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:49,633
Now look, you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here
336
00:22:49,718 --> 00:22:51,093
before Christian Simonson shows up,
337
00:22:51,177 --> 00:22:53,888
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
338
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:54,972
But what's the point?
339
00:22:55,056 --> 00:22:57,100
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake LBJ,
340
00:22:57,183 --> 00:22:59,727
and it's no guys --
absolutely no guys.
341
00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:02,605
Okay, so after we bring
the girls drinks,
342
00:23:02,689 --> 00:23:07,193
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
343
00:23:07,278 --> 00:23:09,737
You think they're
gonna fall for that?
344
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,616
We'll be very convincing.
345
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,993
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
346
00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:17,454
We go to Jäger shots.
347
00:23:17,538 --> 00:23:19,914
Man, they're not gonna
drink Jäger shots.
348
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:23,543
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
a fucking bitch'll drink anything.
349
00:23:23,628 --> 00:23:25,295
Come on, dude, we can at least
get one shot of Jäger
350
00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:26,922
down these fucking bitches' throats.
351
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,965
After that, we'll see if they got
another Jäger shot in them.
352
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:30,050
You never know.
353
00:23:30,134 --> 00:23:32,677
That could be the shot that puts
them past the point of "fuck it."
354
00:23:32,762 --> 00:23:34,554
Then all of a sudden,
"no guys at the lake house"
355
00:23:34,639 --> 00:23:36,264
turns into "a couple of guys
at the lake house."
356
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:37,766
My point exactly.
357
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,142
I know I can at least get
Shanna "Suck My" Banana
358
00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:41,518
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
359
00:23:41,603 --> 00:23:43,771
What's Julia's sweet shot?
360
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:45,398
- Key lime pie.
- Oh, come on.
361
00:23:45,483 --> 00:23:48,318
Even fucking Leroy Brown'd
do one more for dessert.
362
00:23:51,446 --> 00:23:53,323
Dude, check it out.
363
00:23:53,407 --> 00:23:55,283
I wonder if B.J.
brought the Bear with him.
364
00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:57,786
♪ Well, the last time he shot him ♪
365
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,703
Jesus!
366
00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:02,207
♪ Eastbound and down ♪
367
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:06,211
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
368
00:24:06,295 --> 00:24:09,548
Could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?
369
00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:14,260
♪ See the hole I shot in his head ♪
370
00:24:14,345 --> 00:24:17,098
♪ The high sheriff told the deputies ♪
371
00:24:17,182 --> 00:24:20,226
♪ Get your pistols and come with me ♪
372
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:23,603
♪ We got to go
and arrest the bad man ♪
373
00:24:23,689 --> 00:24:26,732
♪ Known as Staggolee ♪
374
00:24:26,817 --> 00:24:29,694
♪ The deputies took their pistols ♪
375
00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:32,697
♪ They laid them on the shelf ♪
376
00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:35,992
♪ If you want that bad man Staggolee ♪
377
00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:38,828
♪ You'll have to arrest him yourself ♪
378
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,496
♪ The high sheriff asked the bartender ♪
379
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,707
And where did you two
disappear to?
380
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:46,459
I had to get something out of the car,
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
381
00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:48,212
to escort me with his umbrella.
382
00:24:48,296 --> 00:24:50,673
Ah, good for you, Nate.
383
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,757
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
384
00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:57,096
Who, the dirty hippie?
385
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,015
Meow. She's not a hippie.
386
00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,851
She might as well be a hippie.
387
00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,437
Thank you, Timmy boy.
388
00:25:04,521 --> 00:25:07,189
well, do you know
what just happened to her?
389
00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:10,943
No. But I know she's a skinny,
fake-blonde bitch.
390
00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,530
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story.
391
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,198
What about her?
392
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:23,247
Hey, Warren, is there anybody in this place
you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
393
00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:28,378
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
394
00:25:28,463 --> 00:25:30,047
You've been eavesdropping?
395
00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:33,133
Oh, eavesdropping
and can't help but hear.
396
00:25:33,217 --> 00:25:36,219
I think I belong
in the latter category.
397
00:25:36,304 --> 00:25:38,138
So, uh, Icy Hot,
398
00:25:38,222 --> 00:25:40,557
are you offering me a ride home?
399
00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:44,143
I'm offering you a lift if,
when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
400
00:25:44,227 --> 00:25:46,729
And when are you thinking
about leaving?
401
00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,065
Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
402
00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:53,070
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.
403
00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:54,904
Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
404
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:58,157
I know looks can be deceiving,
405
00:25:58,241 --> 00:25:59,910
but I'm a teetotaler.
406
00:25:59,994 --> 00:26:02,370
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night,
407
00:26:02,455 --> 00:26:04,247
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
408
00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:05,873
Which is what?
409
00:26:05,957 --> 00:26:08,585
Virgin piña colada.
410
00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:12,422
Okay. Why would someone
who doesn't drink
411
00:26:12,507 --> 00:26:15,717
spend hours at a bar
drinking water?
412
00:26:15,802 --> 00:26:18,929
A bar offers all kind of things
other than alcohol.
413
00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:21,765
Mmm. Really?
414
00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,559
Like what?
415
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:28,688
Women, nacho grande platters,
416
00:26:28,773 --> 00:26:31,400
the fellowship of some
fascinating individuals,
417
00:26:31,485 --> 00:26:32,610
like Warren here.
418
00:26:34,238 --> 00:26:37,322
Alcohol is just a lubricant
for all the individual encounters
419
00:26:37,406 --> 00:26:39,117
that a barroom offers.
420
00:26:39,201 --> 00:26:41,452
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
421
00:26:41,537 --> 00:26:44,747
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
422
00:26:44,832 --> 00:26:46,581
I'm a stuntman.
423
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:50,544
But that's a very easy mistake to make.
424
00:26:50,628 --> 00:26:52,879
How do you know my name?
425
00:26:52,964 --> 00:26:55,842
When you were talking with Warren,
426
00:26:55,926 --> 00:26:58,885
couldn't help but overhear.
427
00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:01,721
Fair enough.
So what's your name, Icy?
428
00:27:03,142 --> 00:27:05,393
Stuntman Mike.
429
00:27:05,477 --> 00:27:07,060
Stuntman Mike's your name?
430
00:27:08,229 --> 00:27:11,149
You ask anybody.
431
00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:14,152
Hey, Warren, who is this guy?
432
00:27:14,236 --> 00:27:15,903
Stuntman Mike.
433
00:27:15,988 --> 00:27:19,198
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.
434
00:27:19,283 --> 00:27:22,160
Warren, six shots of Wild Turkey!
435
00:27:22,244 --> 00:27:24,954
♪ And I just got to know ♪
436
00:27:25,038 --> 00:27:27,332
♪ Should I forgive ♪
437
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:31,627
♪ And find somebody else ♪
438
00:27:31,712 --> 00:27:35,340
♪ You know, I stood yesterday ♪
439
00:27:35,425 --> 00:27:36,717
Yeah!
440
00:27:36,801 --> 00:27:40,553
- ♪ Oh, I can't stand it again ♪
- Yeah.
441
00:27:42,014 --> 00:27:44,808
- Let's do 'em.
- Salud.
442
00:27:44,893 --> 00:27:46,643
Down the snatch.
443
00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:51,189
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.
444
00:27:51,273 --> 00:27:53,024
well, Stuntman Mike,
445
00:27:53,108 --> 00:27:57,028
since I have a tab here,
can I buy you that virgin piña colada?
446
00:27:57,112 --> 00:27:59,363
Thank you, Pam.
That would be lovely.
447
00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:04,035
warren, a, uh, virgin piña colada
for my stuntman friend,
448
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,788
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
449
00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:09,540
Cabo Wabo, virgin.
450
00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:43,617
♪ People, I've been misled ♪
451
00:28:45,036 --> 00:28:48,831
♪ And I've been afraid ♪
452
00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:52,960
♪ I've been hit in the head ♪
453
00:28:53,044 --> 00:28:56,255
♪ And left for dead ♪
454
00:28:56,339 --> 00:28:58,674
♪ I've been abused ♪
455
00:28:59,968 --> 00:29:03,845
♪ And I've been accused ♪
456
00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:07,641
♪ I've been refused ♪
457
00:29:07,725 --> 00:29:10,436
♪ A piece of bread ♪
458
00:29:10,521 --> 00:29:12,854
Hi, honey. Lanna Frank.
459
00:29:12,939 --> 00:29:14,940
- Mwah! Hey, baby.
- How are you?
460
00:29:15,024 --> 00:29:18,319
- ♪ In my life before ♪
- Hey.
461
00:29:18,404 --> 00:29:22,031
Hey. What's shaking, bacon?
462
00:29:22,116 --> 00:29:24,283
Hey!
463
00:29:25,911 --> 00:29:28,538
♪ I want you to stop ♪
464
00:29:28,622 --> 00:29:30,873
It's about fucking time!
465
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:33,626
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
466
00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:36,671
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
467
00:29:36,755 --> 00:29:38,381
What?
468
00:29:38,465 --> 00:29:41,385
That table. Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.
469
00:29:41,469 --> 00:29:44,345
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
470
00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:48,308
- Yep.
- She sure is a striking-looking woman.
471
00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:50,311
It's got gin, tequila --
472
00:29:50,395 --> 00:29:52,813
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.
473
00:29:54,481 --> 00:29:57,900
- Is that jealousy I detect?
- Hardly.
474
00:29:57,985 --> 00:30:01,946
But if you wanna get with, uh, Jungle
Julia, there's a real easy way to do that.
475
00:30:02,031 --> 00:30:03,156
- Really?
- Yeah.
476
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,366
- What would that be?
- Get famous.
477
00:30:05,451 --> 00:30:07,618
You won't have to find her.
She'll find you.
478
00:30:07,703 --> 00:30:10,997
And you don't even wanna know
what she did for that billboard.
479
00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:14,001
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
You've earned it.
480
00:30:14,085 --> 00:30:16,002
What did she ever do to you?
481
00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:18,546
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
482
00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:20,799
That's what she did to me.
483
00:30:20,884 --> 00:30:23,635
She was her height right now at 12.
484
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,345
She was a monster.
485
00:30:25,429 --> 00:30:27,347
Half the guys she still fucks
from the old class,
486
00:30:27,431 --> 00:30:29,391
she used to beat up and terrorize
in the fifth grade.
487
00:30:29,476 --> 00:30:32,102
I see. And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?
488
00:30:32,187 --> 00:30:33,812
That pituitary case?
489
00:30:33,897 --> 00:30:35,355
Might've kicked my ass
a couple of times.
490
00:30:35,439 --> 00:30:38,400
Sorry. I'm built like a girl,
not a black man.
491
00:30:38,485 --> 00:30:42,112
But I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
492
00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:17,481
Hey, are you famous or something?
493
00:31:17,565 --> 00:31:19,024
Or something.
494
00:31:19,109 --> 00:31:21,527
No, no, no. Really.
495
00:31:21,611 --> 00:31:24,196
Hey, what do you do?
496
00:31:24,281 --> 00:31:25,824
Really?
497
00:31:25,908 --> 00:31:29,493
What I do is work my ass off
to get my own record label off the ground.
498
00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:32,455
But why that girl
wanted a picture of me
499
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,541
is because I'm a local deejay.
500
00:31:36,836 --> 00:31:39,128
Wait a minute.
501
00:31:39,212 --> 00:31:42,799
You got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
502
00:31:42,883 --> 00:31:46,803
Yeah. I got one there,
too, Zatoichi.
503
00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:51,933
Yeah.
504
00:31:52,017 --> 00:31:54,269
Jungle Julia Lucai.
505
00:31:54,353 --> 00:31:56,272
Stuntman Mike McKay.
506
00:31:56,356 --> 00:32:00,900
Well, good to meet you,
Stuntman Mike.
507
00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:03,236
Now, my friends and I are gonna
continue to get our weed on.
508
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,030
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you, Julia.
509
00:32:06,115 --> 00:32:09,241
But just the same, no, thanks.
510
00:32:09,325 --> 00:32:11,326
- Suit yourself.
- But, you know --
511
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:24,549
Aw, shit. Oh, God.
512
00:32:26,385 --> 00:32:27,803
Sorry. It's nothing.
513
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:32,807
What the fuck was that?
514
00:32:32,892 --> 00:32:35,268
Actually, I do want you
to have a shot.
515
00:32:37,397 --> 00:32:39,315
You got some voucher here.
516
00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:40,982
I asked him what movies
you worked on.
517
00:32:41,066 --> 00:32:42,859
No fucking clue.
518
00:32:42,943 --> 00:32:46,280
well, technically, I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
519
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,949
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparall,
520
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:51,702
a guy falls off a horse,
he says it's him.
521
00:32:53,622 --> 00:32:55,706
You know the show The Virginian?
522
00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:00,295
Yeah, well, there was another actor
on that show -- Gary Clarke --
523
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,213
and I looked like him a bit.
524
00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:05,341
Obviously,
before I cut myself shaving.
525
00:33:05,425 --> 00:33:07,176
Oh, I like it.
526
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:11,679
Well, damn if you ain't so sweet,
you make sugar taste just like salt.
527
00:33:11,764 --> 00:33:15,518
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
528
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:19,063
And, uh, then that show
turned into The Men of Shiloh,
529
00:33:19,147 --> 00:33:21,814
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.
530
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:25,069
From that point on,
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
531
00:33:25,153 --> 00:33:28,989
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vegas.
532
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:31,243
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
533
00:33:31,327 --> 00:33:34,286
And then Bob did another show -- Gavilan,
534
00:33:34,371 --> 00:33:36,956
and he brought me
with him on that till ...
535
00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:41,127
And after that ...
536
00:33:44,214 --> 00:33:47,091
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talking about?
537
00:33:47,176 --> 00:33:48,802
Sorry.
538
00:33:48,886 --> 00:33:51,346
- No.
- No.
539
00:33:53,974 --> 00:33:58,228
So, how exactly does one
become a stuntman,
540
00:33:58,312 --> 00:34:00,313
Stuntman Mike?
541
00:34:00,398 --> 00:34:02,649
Well, in Hollywood,
542
00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:05,569
anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
543
00:34:05,653 --> 00:34:07,571
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
544
00:34:07,655 --> 00:34:10,407
But, really, I got into the business
545
00:34:10,491 --> 00:34:12,117
the way most people
get in the stunt business.
546
00:34:12,201 --> 00:34:14,952
- How's that?
- My brother got me in it.
547
00:34:15,036 --> 00:34:17,371
- Well, who's your brother?
- Stuntman Bob.
548
00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:27,048
I'm trying to get these two shows
happening in New York for November.
549
00:34:31,012 --> 00:34:33,597
- I'm ready to blaze.
- Finally. Yeah.
550
00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:36,349
- You need to catch up with us.
- Now the party can start.
551
00:34:36,434 --> 00:34:37,434
Yep.
552
00:34:37,518 --> 00:34:39,769
Anyhoo, I'm sorry.
553
00:34:39,854 --> 00:34:42,397
Will you forgive me?
554
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:46,610
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
555
00:34:46,694 --> 00:34:49,654
- Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
- Mm-hmm.
556
00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:51,407
How about your little friend?
You wanna bring him?
557
00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,159
I thought no boys.
558
00:34:53,243 --> 00:34:55,202
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.
559
00:34:55,287 --> 00:34:57,871
So, how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
560
00:34:57,955 --> 00:34:59,624
Us girls.
561
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:02,460
Good idea.
562
00:35:02,544 --> 00:35:04,211
Ladies.
563
00:35:05,963 --> 00:35:08,090
Thanks.
564
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,134
Cheers, Butterfly.
565
00:35:12,554 --> 00:35:16,681
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
566
00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:22,145
"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
567
00:35:22,229 --> 00:35:25,358
"Did you hear me, Butterfly?
568
00:35:25,442 --> 00:35:29,653
Miles to go before you sleep."
569
00:35:30,906 --> 00:35:32,531
Sorry, Stuntman Burt --
570
00:35:32,658 --> 00:35:33,866
Mike.
571
00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:37,327
Mike. She already
broke off that dance.
572
00:35:37,411 --> 00:35:40,373
Is that true?
573
00:35:40,457 --> 00:35:43,167
Did I miss my chance?
574
00:35:45,921 --> 00:35:47,922
Do I frighten you?
575
00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:54,221
Is it my scar?
576
00:35:56,307 --> 00:35:58,182
It's your car.
577
00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:00,476
Ah. Yeah, I know.
578
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,312
Sorry.
579
00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:04,398
It's my mom's car.
580
00:36:07,193 --> 00:36:09,110
Have you been following us?
581
00:36:09,194 --> 00:36:11,363
No. But that's what
I love about Austin.
582
00:36:11,447 --> 00:36:13,532
It's just so damn small.
583
00:36:13,616 --> 00:36:16,910
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
584
00:36:16,994 --> 00:36:19,870
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
585
00:36:19,955 --> 00:36:22,707
You saw my car, I saw your legs.
586
00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:26,128
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
587
00:36:26,212 --> 00:36:28,213
So you really weren't following us?
588
00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:29,547
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
589
00:36:29,631 --> 00:36:32,800
I just got lucky.
590
00:36:34,345 --> 00:36:38,640
So, how about that lap dance?
591
00:36:38,725 --> 00:36:40,558
Sorry. It was a one-time-only offer,
592
00:36:40,642 --> 00:36:44,020
and she did it earlier
this evening at Anton's.
593
00:36:44,105 --> 00:36:46,398
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?
594
00:36:46,482 --> 00:36:49,234
I'm good that way.
595
00:36:49,318 --> 00:36:51,111
And you look a little touchéd.
596
00:36:51,195 --> 00:36:53,572
- What's "touchéd"?
- Wounded slightly.
597
00:36:53,656 --> 00:36:55,449
Why should I be wounded?
598
00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:57,952
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,
599
00:36:58,036 --> 00:37:01,913
but from your look,
I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
600
00:37:01,998 --> 00:37:04,458
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?
601
00:37:06,211 --> 00:37:09,422
There are few things
as fetching as a bruised ego
602
00:37:09,506 --> 00:37:11,465
on a beautiful angel.
603
00:37:14,762 --> 00:37:17,805
So ...
604
00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:22,601
how about that lap dance?
605
00:37:22,685 --> 00:37:25,187
I think I'm gonna have to
give you a rain check.
606
00:37:28,107 --> 00:37:30,318
well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
607
00:37:30,402 --> 00:37:34,196
that rain check will be worthless.
608
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,283
But that's okay.
609
00:37:37,367 --> 00:37:39,952
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
610
00:37:40,037 --> 00:37:42,788
You're still a nice girl,
611
00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:45,666
and I still like you.
612
00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:49,212
But I must warn you of something.
613
00:37:49,296 --> 00:37:51,297
You know how people say ...
614
00:37:51,381 --> 00:37:53,508
"You're okay in my book,"
615
00:37:53,592 --> 00:37:56,886
or, "In my book, that's no good"?
616
00:37:56,970 --> 00:38:02,226
Well, I actually have a book.
617
00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:04,185
And everybody I ever meet
618
00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:06,562
goes in this book.
619
00:38:06,647 --> 00:38:10,609
And now I've met you,
and you're going in the book.
620
00:38:12,278 --> 00:38:17,825
Except I'm afraid I must file you ...
621
00:38:18,827 --> 00:38:21,995
under "chickenshit."
622
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,080
And what if I did it?
623
00:38:24,164 --> 00:38:28,835
Well, I definitely couldn't file you
under "chickenshit" then, now, could I?
624
00:38:28,919 --> 00:38:31,420
What's your name again?
625
00:38:31,505 --> 00:38:32,505
Stuntman Mike.
626
00:38:32,589 --> 00:38:36,342
Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly.
627
00:38:36,426 --> 00:38:41,223
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
628
00:38:41,307 --> 00:38:43,684
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.
629
00:38:43,768 --> 00:38:47,728
why don't you go get ready
for your lap dance?
630
00:39:00,994 --> 00:39:04,831
what about "kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
631
00:39:04,915 --> 00:39:07,416
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck"
632
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,876
did you not understand?
633
00:39:31,149 --> 00:39:35,903
♪ A-down in a-Mexicali ♪
634
00:39:35,987 --> 00:39:40,908
♪ There's a crazy little
place that I know ♪
635
00:39:40,992 --> 00:39:45,872
♪ Where the drinks are hotter
than the chili sauce ♪
636
00:39:45,956 --> 00:39:50,334
♪ And the boss is a cat named Joe ♪
637
00:39:50,418 --> 00:39:53,296
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪
638
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,798
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪
639
00:39:55,925 --> 00:40:00,595
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
640
00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:03,598
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪
641
00:40:03,682 --> 00:40:05,934
♪ And a black moustache ♪
642
00:40:06,018 --> 00:40:10,271
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
643
00:40:10,356 --> 00:40:15,401
♪ Well, the first time
that I saw him ♪
644
00:40:15,486 --> 00:40:20,406
♪ He was a-sitting on a "piana" stool ♪
645
00:40:20,491 --> 00:40:25,162
♪ I said-a, "Tell me, man,
when does the fun begin"? ♪
646
00:40:25,246 --> 00:40:28,499
♪ He just winked his eye and said ♪
647
00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:30,083
♪ "Man, be cool" ♪
648
00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:32,919
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪
649
00:40:33,003 --> 00:40:35,088
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪
650
00:40:35,172 --> 00:40:40,009
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
651
00:40:40,094 --> 00:40:42,845
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪
652
00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:45,223
♪ And a black moustache ♪
653
00:40:45,307 --> 00:40:50,561
♪ In a honky-tonk
down in Mexico, in Mexico ♪
654
00:40:50,646 --> 00:40:55,233
- ♪ All of a sudden, in walks a chick ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
655
00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:59,571
- ♪ Joe starts playing on a Latin kick ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
656
00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:03,701
- ♪ Around her waist
she wore three fishnets ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
657
00:41:03,785 --> 00:41:05,879
♪ She started dancing
with the castanets ♪
658
00:41:05,892 --> 00:41:07,997
♪ In Mexico ♪
659
00:41:08,081 --> 00:41:12,001
- ♪ I didn't know just what to expect ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
660
00:41:12,085 --> 00:41:16,213
- ♪ She threw her arms around my neck ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
661
00:41:16,297 --> 00:41:18,162
♪ We started dancing
all around the floor ♪
662
00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:20,051
♪ In Mexico ♪
663
00:41:20,136 --> 00:41:23,971
♪ And then she did a dance
I never saw before ♪
664
00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:28,518
♪ So if you're south of the border ♪
665
00:41:28,602 --> 00:41:33,272
♪ I mean, a-down in a-Mexico ♪
666
00:41:33,356 --> 00:41:36,025
♪ And you wanna get straight, man ♪
667
00:41:36,109 --> 00:41:38,027
♪ Don't hesitate ♪
668
00:41:38,111 --> 00:41:42,030
♪ Just look up a cat named Joe ♪
669
00:41:42,114 --> 00:41:44,450
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪
670
00:41:44,534 --> 00:41:47,161
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪
671
00:41:47,245 --> 00:41:51,583
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
672
00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:54,460
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪
673
00:41:54,544 --> 00:41:56,795
♪ And a black moustache ♪
674
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
♪ In a honky -- ♪
675
00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:02,551
I'm driving.
676
00:42:02,635 --> 00:42:04,803
we're gonna go somewhere else.
We're gonna go hang out.
677
00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:06,889
- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
678
00:42:06,973 --> 00:42:09,392
- Bye.
- Bye.
679
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:14,063
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
680
00:42:15,816 --> 00:42:18,818
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
681
00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,112
He's just giving me a ride.
682
00:42:21,197 --> 00:42:24,616
- Oh, no doubt.
- Have a nice ride!
683
00:42:26,285 --> 00:42:28,411
Look, double fucks ...
684
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:34,167
uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him.
685
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:37,087
I can hear you.
686
00:42:37,171 --> 00:42:41,091
- He's old enough to be my dad --
- I can still hear you.
687
00:42:43,511 --> 00:42:47,097
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
688
00:42:52,603 --> 00:42:54,520
Wow, that's fucking scary.
689
00:42:54,604 --> 00:42:56,272
Yeah, well,
I wanted it to be impressive.
690
00:42:56,357 --> 00:43:00,235
Scary tends to impress.
691
00:43:00,319 --> 00:43:02,112
Is it safe?
692
00:43:02,196 --> 00:43:05,115
Oh, it's better than safe.
It's death proof.
693
00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:07,784
How do you make a car death proof?
694
00:43:07,868 --> 00:43:09,661
well, that's what stuntmen do.
695
00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:12,248
You've seen a movie
where a car gets into some smash-up
696
00:43:12,332 --> 00:43:15,250
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
697
00:43:15,334 --> 00:43:16,417
Yeah.
698
00:43:16,502 --> 00:43:18,253
Well, how do you think
they accomplish that?
699
00:43:18,337 --> 00:43:20,965
CGI?
700
00:43:21,049 --> 00:43:25,302
well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays,
more often than not, you're right.
701
00:43:25,387 --> 00:43:28,305
But back in the all-or-nothing days,
the Vanishing Point days,
702
00:43:28,390 --> 00:43:30,558
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
703
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,476
the White Line Fever days --
704
00:43:32,561 --> 00:43:35,272
real cars
smashing into real cars
705
00:43:35,356 --> 00:43:38,149
with real dumb people
driving them.
706
00:43:38,233 --> 00:43:41,360
So, you give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,
707
00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:43,654
take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere,
708
00:43:43,738 --> 00:43:49,075
and voilà, you got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
709
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:51,162
That makes sense.
710
00:43:51,246 --> 00:43:53,539
I just didn't know you could
make a car death proof.
711
00:43:53,623 --> 00:43:55,541
Hell, I can drive this baby
into a brick wall
712
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:59,753
doing 125 miles an hour
just for the experience.
713
00:44:06,721 --> 00:44:08,721
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
714
00:44:08,805 --> 00:44:10,514
well, this is a movie car.
715
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:13,642
Sometimes when you're shooting a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car.
716
00:44:13,727 --> 00:44:16,271
You know, shoot the crash
from the inside.
717
00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:19,190
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a crash box. Here.
718
00:44:20,984 --> 00:44:22,527
There you go.
719
00:44:24,071 --> 00:44:26,198
You know, when you asked
to drive me home,
720
00:44:26,282 --> 00:44:28,199
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
721
00:44:28,283 --> 00:44:31,203
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.
722
00:44:31,287 --> 00:44:34,581
You asked me for a ride, and I said yes.
But look at the bright side, Pam.
723
00:44:34,665 --> 00:44:37,709
I won't be getting fresh
putting my hand on your knee.
724
00:44:39,587 --> 00:44:42,339
That is the bright side.
725
00:44:42,423 --> 00:44:45,050
I thought so.
726
00:45:09,658 --> 00:45:11,993
Well, Pam, which way you going?
727
00:45:12,078 --> 00:45:13,912
- Left or right?
- Right.
728
00:45:13,996 --> 00:45:16,498
Ah, that's too bad.
729
00:45:16,582 --> 00:45:17,833
Why?
730
00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:21,586
Well, because there was a 50-50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.
731
00:45:21,671 --> 00:45:23,755
You see, we're both going left.
732
00:45:23,839 --> 00:45:26,050
You could've just as easily
been going left, too,
733
00:45:26,134 --> 00:45:27,260
and if that was the case,
734
00:45:27,344 --> 00:45:29,804
it would've been a while
before you started getting scared.
735
00:45:29,888 --> 00:45:32,347
But since you're going the other way,
736
00:45:32,431 --> 00:45:34,308
I'm afraid ...
737
00:45:34,393 --> 00:45:38,604
you're gonna have to start
getting scared ... immediately.
738
00:45:38,689 --> 00:45:40,815
What the fuck?
739
00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:51,283
Cocksucking motherfucker!
740
00:45:51,367 --> 00:45:53,118
Just fucking let me out of here!
741
00:45:53,202 --> 00:45:54,452
I'll fucking rip your fucking --
742
00:45:54,537 --> 00:45:55,870
Stop the fucking car!
743
00:46:38,249 --> 00:46:41,209
Okay, here's the thing.
744
00:46:41,336 --> 00:46:43,502
I get it.
745
00:46:43,587 --> 00:46:47,007
I -- I know it's a joke,
and it's super-funny.
746
00:46:47,091 --> 00:46:51,136
Um, but if you just stop right now,
747
00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:53,513
you know, and -- and -- and let me out,
748
00:46:53,598 --> 00:46:56,724
I'll never tell anybody,
because I know it's a joke.
749
00:46:56,808 --> 00:46:58,726
I know all about jokes.
750
00:47:00,270 --> 00:47:02,981
I promise everything will be fine.
751
00:47:03,066 --> 00:47:05,733
Just -- Just -- Just let me out,
752
00:47:05,817 --> 00:47:07,943
please, and -- and --
753
00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:09,863
Hey, Pam,
754
00:47:09,947 --> 00:47:13,200
remember when I said
this car was death proof?
755
00:47:14,202 --> 00:47:16,535
well, that wasn't a lie.
756
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:19,706
This car is 100% death proof.
757
00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:23,001
Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,
758
00:47:23,086 --> 00:47:26,463
you really need to be
sitting in my seat.
759
00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:07,712
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
760
00:48:21,728 --> 00:48:22,728
No, no, no, no.
761
00:48:22,813 --> 00:48:26,774
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
762
00:48:26,859 --> 00:48:29,777
So you got it?
Thanks, honey.
763
00:48:29,862 --> 00:48:32,447
You're gonna play it next song, right?
764
00:48:32,531 --> 00:48:34,949
Good boy.
765
00:48:35,033 --> 00:48:37,661
Growl.
766
00:48:37,745 --> 00:48:39,787
Bye-bye.
767
00:48:39,872 --> 00:48:41,456
Who do you wanna hear?
768
00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:43,207
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
769
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:44,543
Who?
770
00:48:44,627 --> 00:48:47,671
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
771
00:48:47,755 --> 00:48:49,464
Who the fuck are they?
772
00:48:49,548 --> 00:48:53,510
For your information, Pete Townshend,
at one point, almost quit The Who,
773
00:48:53,595 --> 00:48:56,013
and if he had,
he would've ended up in this group,
774
00:48:56,097 --> 00:48:59,974
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.
775
00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:02,393
And if you ask me, he should have.
776
00:49:02,478 --> 00:49:05,771
That's my boy!
777
00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,119
♪ Hold tight, count to three ♪
778
00:49:20,204 --> 00:49:21,871
♪ Gotta stay close by me ♪
779
00:49:21,955 --> 00:49:23,999
♪ And hold tight, sing and shout ♪
780
00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:26,001
♪ Just ride my roundabout ♪
781
00:49:26,085 --> 00:49:27,836
♪ And hold tight, shut your eyes ♪
782
00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:33,217
♪ Girl, you suit me for si-i-i-i-i-i-ize ♪
783
00:49:33,301 --> 00:49:36,595
♪ Forget the other guys ♪
784
00:49:36,679 --> 00:49:39,056
♪ You'll never fall ♪
785
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:40,557
♪ Each time you call ♪
786
00:49:40,642 --> 00:49:44,478
♪ Hold ti-ight, hold ti-ight ♪
787
00:49:44,562 --> 00:49:50,360
♪ Hold ti-i-i-i-ight ♪
788
00:49:50,444 --> 00:49:52,611
♪ Hold tight, make me feel ♪
789
00:49:52,695 --> 00:49:54,530
♪ What you say is for real ♪
790
00:49:54,614 --> 00:49:56,574
♪ And hold tight, carousel ♪
791
00:49:56,659 --> 00:49:58,117
♪ Girl, you'll soon ring my bell ♪
792
00:49:58,202 --> 00:50:00,286
♪ And hold tight and we'll fly ♪
793
00:50:00,371 --> 00:50:05,457
♪ Swing it low, swing it hi-i-i-i-i-i-igh ♪
794
00:50:05,542 --> 00:50:09,378
♪ We're gonna make the sky ♪
795
00:50:09,462 --> 00:50:11,255
♪ You'll never fall -- ♪
796
00:50:53,132 --> 00:50:56,134
I wanna hear
this part of the song louder!
797
00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,933
Do you remember anything?
798
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,147
Uh, I don't remember.
799
00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:55,028
Dr. Block.
800
00:52:01,159 --> 00:52:03,995
Self restraints to room 310.
801
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,664
Self restraints to room 310.
802
00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:12,961
well, what's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?
803
00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,339
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
804
00:52:15,423 --> 00:52:17,423
Come on now, sis.
805
00:52:17,508 --> 00:52:19,510
You just tell us.
806
00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:21,595
How bad is he?
807
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,518
He got banged up real good.
808
00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,728
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
809
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,855
smashed up his left index finger.
810
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,774
Is that it?
811
00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:36,653
He was real lucky.
812
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:40,531
That'll be all?
813
00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:44,577
Why, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
814
00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:49,581
Son of a bitch!
815
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:54,045
So, Pop, what do you think?
816
00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:56,423
well, son number one,
817
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,550
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish,
818
00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,969
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
819
00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:03,388
Well, give it a shot.
820
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:06,726
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
821
00:53:06,810 --> 00:53:09,561
That old boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
822
00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:13,440
I mean, he used a car and not a hatchet,
but they dead just the same.
823
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,819
Well, what are you gonna do?
824
00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,903
Not a goddamn thing.
825
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:22,657
The DA says ain't no crime here.
826
00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:25,535
Every one of them gals
was swimming in alcohol
827
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:27,746
and floating on weed.
828
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,123
And old Hooper in there
829
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,125
came out clean as a whistle.
830
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:36,129
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?
831
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,048
Well, I can't prove it,
832
00:53:38,133 --> 00:53:41,551
but since thinking don't cost nothing,
I can think it, and I do.
833
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:44,929
Yeah, but, Pop, he got
pretty banged up hisself.
834
00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:47,266
Well, hell, yeah, he got banged up,
but God damn!
835
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:50,268
Them pretty little gals
look like a goddamn giant
836
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:51,895
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
837
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,438
Any of 'em survive?
838
00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:55,149
Shit.
839
00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:57,777
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,
840
00:53:57,861 --> 00:54:00,612
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton ...
841
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:03,157
They all princess died.
842
00:54:09,373 --> 00:54:10,998
Why?
843
00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:15,878
well, I'd guestimate
it's a sex thing.
844
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:17,630
The only way I can figure it.
845
00:54:17,714 --> 00:54:19,799
High-velocity impact,
846
00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:22,801
twisted metal, busted glass,
847
00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:26,639
all four souls taken
exactly at the same time.
848
00:54:26,723 --> 00:54:32,018
Probably the only way that
diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
849
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,814
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on
850
00:54:34,898 --> 00:54:38,317
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.
851
00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:41,321
That was just plain old goddamn
reckless endangerment.
852
00:54:41,405 --> 00:54:45,032
But I got me a goddamn bartender
gonna testify
853
00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:48,536
that old Stuntman Mike
didn't drink a drop all night,
854
00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:51,665
and his passenger
was left stranded by her date
855
00:54:51,749 --> 00:54:55,668
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.
856
00:54:55,752 --> 00:54:59,548
Now, on paper, it's gonna look like
he's just trying to help her out.
857
00:54:59,632 --> 00:55:01,967
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.
858
00:55:02,051 --> 00:55:04,051
So what are you gonna do, Pop?
859
00:55:05,263 --> 00:55:08,598
well, I can take it upon myself
to work the case, you know,
860
00:55:08,683 --> 00:55:10,141
in my off hours.
861
00:55:10,226 --> 00:55:13,395
Search for evidence,
you know, to prove my theory.
862
00:55:13,479 --> 00:55:17,023
Alert authorities.
Dog that rotten son of a bitch.
863
00:55:17,108 --> 00:55:18,400
Wherever he goes, I go.
864
00:55:18,484 --> 00:55:21,194
Or I can spend
865
00:55:21,279 --> 00:55:23,863
the same goddamn amount
of time and energy
866
00:55:23,947 --> 00:55:26,699
following the NASCAR circuit.
867
00:55:26,783 --> 00:55:28,952
Hmm. I thought about it a lot.
868
00:55:29,036 --> 00:55:32,664
I think I'd have a hell of lot
happier life if I did the latter.
869
00:55:32,748 --> 00:55:37,961
And just because I can't punish old ...
Frankenstein in there for what he's done,
870
00:55:38,045 --> 00:55:41,006
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John.
871
00:55:41,090 --> 00:55:42,966
If he ever does it again,
872
00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:46,386
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.
873
00:55:57,481 --> 00:56:00,902
♪ You know, you're sliding down ♪
874
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:02,778
♪ Against your heart ♪
875
00:56:04,072 --> 00:56:06,239
♪ Yeah, you got one ♪
876
00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:12,288
♪ Just closing your eyes ♪
877
00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:19,211
♪ So you can see ♪
878
00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:21,964
♪ No, baby, I don't care
what they say ♪
879
00:56:22,049 --> 00:56:24,383
♪ It's so easy ♪
880
00:56:27,929 --> 00:56:30,889
♪ No, baby, I don't care
what they say ♪
881
00:56:30,973 --> 00:56:33,309
♪ It's so easy ♪
882
00:56:36,687 --> 00:56:40,106
♪ Yeah, it's coming on ♪
883
00:56:40,192 --> 00:56:43,778
♪ It's getting sweeter ♪
884
00:56:43,862 --> 00:56:46,739
♪ And sweeter ♪
885
00:56:48,867 --> 00:56:51,077
♪ If you're gonna drown ♪
886
00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:59,335
♪ Do it the right way ♪
887
00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:01,545
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
888
00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:05,092
♪ It's so easy ♪
889
00:57:08,178 --> 00:57:10,471
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
890
00:57:10,555 --> 00:57:12,224
♪ It's so --
891
00:57:12,308 --> 00:57:15,352
- So, are you on the same floor with him?
- No, he's on the 4th and I'm on the 7th.
892
00:57:15,436 --> 00:57:17,771
- Who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.
893
00:57:17,855 --> 00:57:20,190
- And, so, what happened then?
- That was pretty much it.
894
00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:21,868
We made out in the hall
for about 10 minutes,
895
00:57:21,881 --> 00:57:23,485
and then I sent him
off to his room.
896
00:57:23,569 --> 00:57:27,406
- So, how's The Rock as a kisser?
- Mmm, he's damn good!
897
00:57:27,490 --> 00:57:29,991
He's got them mushy lips
and fingertips.
898
00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:31,826
Mmm, I love them mushy lips.
899
00:57:31,910 --> 00:57:32,994
And he's a big guy,
900
00:57:33,078 --> 00:57:35,079
so he spins me around
so my back's up against him.
901
00:57:35,163 --> 00:57:37,833
Then he takes his big hand,
and he puts it on my throat,
902
00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:40,251
tilts my head back
and leans over me,
903
00:57:40,335 --> 00:57:42,461
kisses me from behind.
904
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:45,799
- Damn, that sounds sexy!
- Mmm, it was sexy.
905
00:57:45,883 --> 00:57:47,718
But then that was it?
You sent him off?
906
00:57:47,802 --> 00:57:49,469
How'd he take it?
907
00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:51,178
Wait a minute.
What are we doing here?
908
00:57:51,263 --> 00:57:53,265
If I'm gonna power through
and pick up Zoë at the airport,
909
00:57:53,349 --> 00:57:55,017
I need a big-ass cup of coffee.
910
00:57:55,101 --> 00:57:56,101
Since you're getting that,
911
00:57:56,185 --> 00:57:58,854
can you get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull?
912
00:58:01,024 --> 00:58:02,524
We didn't know you were awake.
913
00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:04,609
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.
914
00:58:04,694 --> 00:58:07,780
But get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
915
00:58:07,865 --> 00:58:09,699
And some Red Apple Tans.
916
00:58:09,783 --> 00:58:13,035
Damn! I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries!
917
00:58:14,162 --> 00:58:16,831
- You remember how
to get to the airport, don't you?
- Uh-huh.
918
00:58:16,915 --> 00:58:18,374
well, then, you should
get behind the wheel,
919
00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:20,251
'cause you gonna drive.
920
00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:23,211
Motherfuckers!
921
00:58:40,189 --> 00:58:41,897
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
922
00:58:41,981 --> 00:58:45,108
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G.O. juice.
923
00:58:45,193 --> 00:58:47,695
- G.O.
- G.O.!
924
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,098
♪ It's not the way you kiss ♪
925
00:59:15,182 --> 00:59:19,103
♪ That tears me apart ♪
926
00:59:22,190 --> 00:59:26,609
♪ Many, many, many nights go by ♪
927
00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:30,531
♪ I sit alone at home and cry ♪
928
00:59:30,615 --> 00:59:32,449
♪ Over you ♪
929
00:59:32,534 --> 00:59:35,952
♪ What can I do? ♪
930
00:59:36,036 --> 00:59:38,663
♪ Don't want nobody ♪
931
00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:40,873
♪ Nobody ♪
932
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:46,003
♪ 'Cause, baby, it's you ♪
933
00:59:53,972 --> 00:59:57,557
♪ Is it true what they say ♪
934
00:59:57,641 --> 01:00:02,646
♪ All about you? ♪
935
01:00:03,648 --> 01:00:07,234
♪ They say you'll never, ever, never ♪
936
01:00:07,318 --> 01:00:10,487
♪ Be true ♪
937
01:00:11,948 --> 01:00:14,909
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
938
01:00:14,994 --> 01:00:16,660
♪ What they say ♪
939
01:00:16,744 --> 01:00:20,164
♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪
940
01:00:20,248 --> 01:00:23,877
♪ What would I do ♪
941
01:00:23,961 --> 01:00:26,461
♪ Without you? ♪
942
01:00:26,546 --> 01:00:29,715
♪ I don't want nobody ♪
943
01:00:29,799 --> 01:00:32,677
where the hell are my keys?
Oh, here they are.
944
01:00:32,761 --> 01:00:35,513
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to give you a concert there.
945
01:00:35,598 --> 01:00:38,390
No, it wasn't you.
946
01:00:38,474 --> 01:00:41,476
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.
947
01:00:42,770 --> 01:00:45,189
I don't know why,
but that kind of creeped me out.
948
01:00:52,822 --> 01:00:54,908
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
949
01:00:54,992 --> 01:00:58,243
♪ It's so easy ♪
950
01:01:01,581 --> 01:01:03,625
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
951
01:01:03,751 --> 01:01:06,336
♪ It's so -- ♪
952
01:01:11,008 --> 01:01:12,425
Little dick.
953
01:01:15,054 --> 01:01:16,971
Clearly.
954
01:01:17,056 --> 01:01:19,182
Since I'm up,
955
01:01:19,266 --> 01:01:22,685
I might as well hit the ATM.
956
01:01:23,687 --> 01:01:25,898
Get me a fucking smoke.
957
01:02:49,858 --> 01:02:51,649
What?
958
01:02:51,734 --> 01:02:53,819
Did you just see the --
959
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:55,446
What?
960
01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:58,657
Nothing, honey.
961
01:03:21,682 --> 01:03:22,723
Yello.
962
01:03:22,807 --> 01:03:24,183
It's me.
963
01:03:24,267 --> 01:03:25,810
Miss me?
964
01:03:25,895 --> 01:03:29,606
Oh, you best get your ass
off Kim's car.
965
01:03:29,690 --> 01:03:31,399
I've seen Kim sit on it before.
966
01:03:31,484 --> 01:03:33,443
Her ass ain't your ass.
967
01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:35,111
Okay.
968
01:03:35,196 --> 01:03:37,947
So, I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.
969
01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:43,037
You got Allure?
970
01:03:43,121 --> 01:03:45,038
Magazines by the window.
971
01:03:59,470 --> 01:04:01,888
Here you are!
972
01:04:03,391 --> 01:04:06,142
You hot mama, you.
973
01:04:06,227 --> 01:04:07,644
See you in a second.
974
01:04:08,771 --> 01:04:10,855
3.85. Out of 20.
975
01:04:15,027 --> 01:04:16,903
And you get 15 and change back.
976
01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:18,738
Thank you very much.
977
01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:23,536
You know, I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.
978
01:04:26,038 --> 01:04:28,541
No, that's okay.
This'll be all.
979
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:30,418
- Thought I'd ask.
- Thanks anyway.
980
01:04:30,502 --> 01:04:32,128
Have a good one.
981
01:04:34,714 --> 01:04:38,008
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.
982
01:04:42,681 --> 01:04:45,642
This month's?
983
01:04:45,726 --> 01:04:48,436
Listen to this.
984
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,523
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.
985
01:04:52,607 --> 01:04:54,024
- No way.
- Way.
986
01:04:54,109 --> 01:04:56,609
I can't believe a fucking Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.
987
01:04:56,694 --> 01:04:59,362
It doesn't.
It's his own personal copy.
988
01:04:59,447 --> 01:05:01,449
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
989
01:05:01,533 --> 01:05:03,367
Twenty-seven bucks?
990
01:05:03,452 --> 01:05:05,828
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about fucking per diem here.
991
01:05:05,912 --> 01:05:08,831
Look, we found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon, Tennessee.
992
01:05:08,915 --> 01:05:10,916
we're lucky he's not asking
for fucking Krugerrands.
993
01:05:11,001 --> 01:05:13,043
I'm getting it,
and we're splitting it three ways.
994
01:05:13,128 --> 01:05:14,295
What, me, you and Kim?
995
01:05:14,379 --> 01:05:15,963
No, Kim doesn't give a shit
about Italian Vogue.
996
01:05:16,048 --> 01:05:20,009
But Brandy will come in with us,
and if she won't, Tysla, her sister, will.
997
01:05:21,094 --> 01:05:23,972
Okay. But if anybody
tears out any sheets I want,
998
01:05:24,056 --> 01:05:25,515
you gotta make color Xerox
of those pages.
999
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,476
And I'm not talking fucking Kinko's
here either, okay?
1000
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:31,353
You take it to the art department,
you have them do it fucking right.
1001
01:05:33,733 --> 01:05:38,319
♪ La, la ♪
1002
01:05:38,403 --> 01:05:41,656
♪ La, la ♪
1003
01:05:43,743 --> 01:05:48,914
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1004
01:05:48,998 --> 01:05:50,832
♪ La, la ♪
1005
01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:53,168
You guys are good.
1006
01:05:54,837 --> 01:05:55,837
Oh, my God.
1007
01:05:55,922 --> 01:05:57,839
♪ La, la ♪
1008
01:06:00,717 --> 01:06:06,014
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1009
01:06:07,975 --> 01:06:17,692
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
1010
01:06:17,777 --> 01:06:22,614
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1011
01:06:22,698 --> 01:06:27,285
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- That's it. That's it.
1012
01:06:27,370 --> 01:06:30,413
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- Oh, boy.
1013
01:06:33,417 --> 01:06:35,377
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë.
1014
01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:40,091
It just so happens that we're all three off
duty for the next three days of shooting.
1015
01:06:40,175 --> 01:06:42,634
Fucking hell.
How does that happen?
1016
01:06:42,718 --> 01:06:45,555
well, I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days,
1017
01:06:45,639 --> 01:06:48,724
there's no stunts being filmed
during that time, so Kim's free,
1018
01:06:48,809 --> 01:06:52,812
and Lee's on a "will notify"
for the next four days.
1019
01:06:52,896 --> 01:06:54,730
So, how's the shoot going?
1020
01:06:54,815 --> 01:06:56,607
Great. We're having the best time.
1021
01:06:56,692 --> 01:06:58,859
The director, Cecil Evans,
is so much fun.
1022
01:06:58,944 --> 01:07:02,571
we're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.
1023
01:07:02,655 --> 01:07:05,740
Hell, yeah. The next job after this one
is definitely gonna suck.
1024
01:07:05,825 --> 01:07:07,785
So, let's hear it, ladies.
1025
01:07:07,869 --> 01:07:10,371
Set romances.
Who's getting it off?
1026
01:07:10,455 --> 01:07:12,664
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
1027
01:07:12,748 --> 01:07:15,960
Oh, Toolbox.
Name sounds promising.
1028
01:07:16,044 --> 01:07:18,170
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.
1029
01:07:18,255 --> 01:07:21,799
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.
1030
01:07:21,883 --> 01:07:23,968
What's his perversion?
1031
01:07:25,012 --> 01:07:27,847
He likes to watch me pee.
1032
01:07:27,931 --> 01:07:32,436
Lee is sitting on the toilet,
and Toolbox is watching her pee.
1033
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:34,604
P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
1034
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,732
Yeah, but not no more.
1035
01:07:37,816 --> 01:07:40,611
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.
1036
01:07:40,695 --> 01:07:43,029
- You're having one off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.
1037
01:07:43,113 --> 01:07:44,447
He's this electrician named Bruce.
1038
01:07:44,531 --> 01:07:46,824
And Kim started calling him The Rock,
'cause he kind of looks like The Rock,
1039
01:07:46,909 --> 01:07:48,619
so now we all just call him The Rock.
1040
01:07:48,703 --> 01:07:50,287
Oh, yeah.
This is an all-star crew.
1041
01:07:50,371 --> 01:07:52,039
We got a guy who looks like Nick Cage
1042
01:07:52,123 --> 01:07:53,664
and a guy who looks
like Pee-wee Herman, too.
1043
01:07:53,749 --> 01:07:56,460
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it.
1044
01:07:56,544 --> 01:07:58,170
Mm-mm. No dick this trip.
1045
01:07:58,254 --> 01:08:00,213
I got a man.
1046
01:08:00,298 --> 01:08:03,342
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.
1047
01:08:03,426 --> 01:08:04,967
Who'd you steal him from?
1048
01:08:05,052 --> 01:08:07,178
- Nobody.
- Kim!
1049
01:08:07,262 --> 01:08:08,638
Wha -- What?
1050
01:08:08,722 --> 01:08:10,849
He totally had a girlfriend.
1051
01:08:10,933 --> 01:08:14,185
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.
1052
01:08:14,269 --> 01:08:16,228
I did not steal him.
1053
01:08:16,313 --> 01:08:18,481
I didn't steal any of them.
1054
01:08:18,565 --> 01:08:21,485
They just ... jumped ship.
1055
01:08:23,738 --> 01:08:25,655
So, what's your story, Abernathy?
1056
01:08:25,739 --> 01:08:27,658
Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.
1057
01:08:27,742 --> 01:08:30,827
I had a set crush on Cecil.
1058
01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:33,664
Set crush? Nigga, please!
You were his set wife.
1059
01:08:33,748 --> 01:08:36,500
"Were" and "had"
being the key words here.
1060
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:38,710
Bitch, you two are still
into each other, and you know it.
1061
01:08:38,795 --> 01:08:40,754
Yeah, well,
if he's so in love with me,
1062
01:08:40,838 --> 01:08:44,550
then whey did he fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?
1063
01:08:44,677 --> 01:08:47,177
Ho-ho-ho!
1064
01:08:47,261 --> 01:08:51,099
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!
1065
01:08:51,183 --> 01:08:53,267
Oh, it's so funny!
1066
01:08:53,352 --> 01:08:55,228
Oh, stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.
1067
01:08:55,312 --> 01:08:57,688
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
1068
01:08:57,772 --> 01:09:00,191
Bitch, you need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.
1069
01:09:00,275 --> 01:09:03,861
Oh, well,
now that you put it like that.
1070
01:09:03,946 --> 01:09:06,363
Oh, I haven't told you
the best part.
1071
01:09:06,447 --> 01:09:09,658
He fucked her on my birthday.
1072
01:09:09,742 --> 01:09:12,369
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
1073
01:09:12,453 --> 01:09:13,829
Thank you.
1074
01:09:13,913 --> 01:09:15,540
Did he know it was your birthday?
1075
01:09:15,624 --> 01:09:18,542
He's the director.
He's kind of busy.
1076
01:09:18,626 --> 01:09:22,755
He ate a piece of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.
1077
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,882
Yeah, I think he knew.
1078
01:09:24,967 --> 01:09:27,926
Well, what did he get you?
1079
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:33,099
He made me a tape.
1080
01:09:33,183 --> 01:09:34,809
He made you a tape?
1081
01:09:34,893 --> 01:09:36,310
- Yeah.
- Wait.
1082
01:09:36,395 --> 01:09:38,396
He didn't burn you a CD.
He made you a tape?
1083
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:41,816
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic.
1084
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:44,777
Yes. I know what you're gonna say,
so don't even go there.
1085
01:09:44,862 --> 01:09:46,905
That sounds like the test
of true love to me.
1086
01:09:46,990 --> 01:09:49,323
Look, I know you guys like him.
1087
01:09:49,408 --> 01:09:53,536
He's likable, but he fucked
another woman on my birthday.
1088
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:55,247
How can you not be on my side?
1089
01:09:55,331 --> 01:09:57,332
well, I admit, that sounds bad.
1090
01:09:57,417 --> 01:09:58,750
It is bad!
1091
01:09:58,834 --> 01:10:01,753
It just sounds like
there's a little more to it than that.
1092
01:10:01,838 --> 01:10:04,298
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell, no.
1093
01:10:04,382 --> 01:10:06,341
Hello. Is your name Abernathy?
1094
01:10:06,426 --> 01:10:07,926
Sorry.
1095
01:10:08,011 --> 01:10:11,804
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.
1096
01:10:11,889 --> 01:10:14,807
What do you mean,
"No, of course not"?
1097
01:10:14,892 --> 01:10:19,061
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in
six years is because girls will fuck him.
1098
01:10:19,146 --> 01:10:22,440
And if you fuck Cecil,
you don't become one of his girlfriends.
1099
01:10:22,524 --> 01:10:26,195
Not to say I want
to be his girlfriend,
1100
01:10:26,279 --> 01:10:28,781
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
1101
01:10:28,865 --> 01:10:31,407
if I fucked him,
I wouldn't be his girlfriend.
1102
01:10:31,492 --> 01:10:33,869
I'd be one of his regulars.
1103
01:10:35,038 --> 01:10:36,955
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that shit.
1104
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,458
Have you let him do anything?
1105
01:10:39,542 --> 01:10:40,958
Yes!
1106
01:10:41,961 --> 01:10:43,921
I've let him give me a foot massage,
1107
01:10:44,005 --> 01:10:47,299
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.
1108
01:10:47,383 --> 01:10:50,552
Bitch, you might be acting
like you 12 years old,
1109
01:10:50,637 --> 01:10:52,262
but he just acting like a man.
1110
01:10:52,347 --> 01:10:54,431
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.
1111
01:10:54,516 --> 01:10:56,517
Let me get this straight.
1112
01:10:56,601 --> 01:10:58,603
- You're not fucking him ...
- Mm-mm.
1113
01:10:58,687 --> 01:11:00,104
- You're not sucking him ...
- Mm-mm.
1114
01:11:00,189 --> 01:11:03,982
you're not giving him any tongue,
but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is.
1115
01:11:04,067 --> 01:11:06,194
Okay, can we just take
my sex life off the table?
1116
01:11:06,278 --> 01:11:10,824
Actually, uh, it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table and your lack of one.
1117
01:11:10,908 --> 01:11:12,991
Ohhh!
1118
01:11:17,539 --> 01:11:19,540
Fuck both of you
and your little high five.
1119
01:11:19,624 --> 01:11:24,294
Before you can claim a nigga,
you got to claim a nigga,
1120
01:11:24,379 --> 01:11:26,880
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job
1121
01:11:26,965 --> 01:11:28,340
in the back of the van on Tuesday.
1122
01:11:28,424 --> 01:11:30,051
I'm not gonna do that.
1123
01:11:30,135 --> 01:11:32,803
I know you won't.
But you know who will.
1124
01:11:32,887 --> 01:11:35,848
The bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.
1125
01:11:35,932 --> 01:11:40,395
Now, I gotta say, I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim said, but it is true:
1126
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:42,855
If you stretch shit out
like you have with Cecil,
1127
01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:45,024
and you suddenly get dirty on them,
1128
01:11:45,109 --> 01:11:48,695
it blows their mind.
1129
01:11:48,779 --> 01:11:52,365
So, Zoë, Kim and I are in the Philippines
at an outdoor rave.
1130
01:11:52,449 --> 01:11:55,702
- What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head, Part Three.
1131
01:11:55,786 --> 01:11:59,289
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked-up.
1132
01:11:59,373 --> 01:12:02,251
- Cheers to that.
- Word.
1133
01:12:02,335 --> 01:12:03,751
Cheers.
1134
01:12:03,878 --> 01:12:06,129
So, Zoë,
1135
01:12:06,213 --> 01:12:08,047
the genius,
1136
01:12:08,132 --> 01:12:10,885
wants to take a picture of me.
1137
01:12:10,969 --> 01:12:14,512
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.
1138
01:12:14,597 --> 01:12:16,973
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying,
1139
01:12:17,057 --> 01:12:19,434
"Step back a little," so I do.
1140
01:12:19,518 --> 01:12:23,897
Then, "A little further,"
so I step back a little further.
1141
01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:27,275
Then, "A little more," so I do.
1142
01:12:27,359 --> 01:12:30,236
Then I realize I'm right at the edge
1143
01:12:30,321 --> 01:12:32,907
of a seven-foot concrete ditch
1144
01:12:32,991 --> 01:12:37,911
with God knows how many rocks
and broken bottles and rats in it,
1145
01:12:37,995 --> 01:12:41,290
and if I fell in that fucking thing, I'd
probably would've broken my fucking neck.
1146
01:12:41,374 --> 01:12:45,293
So I'm yelling at her,
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"
1147
01:12:47,087 --> 01:12:51,008
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,
1148
01:12:51,092 --> 01:12:53,677
and Zoë starts fucking around,
1149
01:12:53,845 --> 01:12:59,433
and damn if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch.
1150
01:12:59,517 --> 01:13:01,769
Nice. Nice.
1151
01:13:01,853 --> 01:13:04,773
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
1152
01:13:04,857 --> 01:13:07,566
I remember taking a step
and looking down.
1153
01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:10,778
Just as I'm thinking, "There's that
ditch Abbie was talking about,"
1154
01:13:10,862 --> 01:13:13,365
bam, I'm in the fucking ditch,
you know?
1155
01:13:13,449 --> 01:13:14,950
What happened?
1156
01:13:15,034 --> 01:13:18,369
what, with Zoë the cat?
Nothing.
1157
01:13:18,453 --> 01:13:20,245
If I fell in that fucking thing,
1158
01:13:20,330 --> 01:13:22,331
they would've had to
helicopter me out of there.
1159
01:13:22,415 --> 01:13:24,959
Zoë just lands on her feet.
1160
01:13:25,043 --> 01:13:28,462
But then, later, I started feeling
a little bad about myself.
1161
01:13:28,546 --> 01:13:32,341
Zoë falls in the ditch,
and it's nothing.
1162
01:13:32,425 --> 01:13:34,176
We're laughing about it.
1163
01:13:34,260 --> 01:13:36,388
If I fell in that fucking thing,
1164
01:13:36,472 --> 01:13:38,305
I probably would've been
fucking paralyzed.
1165
01:13:38,390 --> 01:13:39,974
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
1166
01:13:40,058 --> 01:13:42,601
You know, we all have
our individual talents,
1167
01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:44,354
and that just happens
to be one of Zoë's.
1168
01:13:44,438 --> 01:13:46,189
- Yeah.
- Well ...
1169
01:13:46,273 --> 01:13:49,191
physically speaking, Zoë is amazing.
1170
01:13:49,275 --> 01:13:52,654
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.
1171
01:13:52,738 --> 01:13:55,573
There's few human beings
that can fuck with Zoë on that front.
1172
01:13:55,658 --> 01:13:57,866
Oh, Kim, I like you, too.
1173
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,829
Having said that,
1174
01:14:00,913 --> 01:14:03,623
before you get too envious
of Zoë's prowess,
1175
01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:06,459
you're missing the most important
part of that story.
1176
01:14:06,544 --> 01:14:09,838
You didn't fall in the ditch,
Zoë did.
1177
01:14:09,922 --> 01:14:13,800
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,
1178
01:14:13,884 --> 01:14:15,928
and she still fell in.
1179
01:14:16,013 --> 01:14:19,014
So, Lee's right.
We all have our talents.
1180
01:14:19,098 --> 01:14:22,267
Hey, I resemble that remark.
1181
01:14:25,438 --> 01:14:27,647
So, Kim,
you still pack a roscoe?
1182
01:14:30,775 --> 01:14:32,861
Check it out, bitch.
1183
01:14:32,945 --> 01:14:35,280
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I know this.
1184
01:14:35,364 --> 01:14:38,283
- What's a roscoe?
- A roscoe is a pistol.
1185
01:14:38,367 --> 01:14:40,827
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
1186
01:14:40,911 --> 01:14:43,747
- You have a license to carry it?
- Yeah.
1187
01:14:43,831 --> 01:14:47,125
when I became a Secret Service agent,
they gave me a license.
1188
01:14:47,209 --> 01:14:49,628
Oh, I didn't know you were --
1189
01:14:51,714 --> 01:14:55,175
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. I didn't say it.
1190
01:14:55,259 --> 01:14:57,053
God!
1191
01:14:57,137 --> 01:14:59,055
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
1192
01:14:59,139 --> 01:15:03,141
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
1193
01:15:03,225 --> 01:15:05,227
Do I know? Yes.
1194
01:15:05,312 --> 01:15:09,106
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,
1195
01:15:09,191 --> 01:15:11,901
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.
1196
01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:15,821
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns
1197
01:15:15,906 --> 01:15:18,407
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.
1198
01:15:18,492 --> 01:15:20,744
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down
1199
01:15:20,828 --> 01:15:23,454
to the laundry room in my building
at midnight enough times,
1200
01:15:23,538 --> 01:15:25,372
I might get my ass raped.
1201
01:15:25,457 --> 01:15:27,249
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
1202
01:15:27,334 --> 01:15:30,878
Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.
1203
01:15:30,962 --> 01:15:33,922
There are other things
you can carry other than a gun.
1204
01:15:34,006 --> 01:15:35,466
Pepper spray.
1205
01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:39,720
Uh, motherfucker try to rape me,
I don't wanna give him a skin rash.
1206
01:15:39,805 --> 01:15:42,138
I wanna shut that nigga down.
1207
01:15:43,433 --> 01:15:45,643
How about a knife at least?
1208
01:15:45,727 --> 01:15:48,896
Yeah. You know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?
1209
01:15:49,898 --> 01:15:51,942
They get shot!
1210
01:15:52,026 --> 01:15:54,777
Look, if I ever become
a famous actress,
1211
01:15:54,861 --> 01:15:56,320
I won't carry a gun.
1212
01:15:56,404 --> 01:15:58,907
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga,
and he'll carry the gun.
1213
01:15:58,991 --> 01:16:00,826
And when shit goes down,
I'll sit back and laugh.
1214
01:16:00,910 --> 01:16:03,744
But until that day,
it's wild West, motherfucker.
1215
01:16:03,829 --> 01:16:07,165
So, Zoë, you thought about
what you want to do first?
1216
01:16:08,584 --> 01:16:12,212
It just so happens
I know exactly what I wanna do.
1217
01:16:12,296 --> 01:16:13,963
Oh, really?
1218
01:16:14,047 --> 01:16:15,882
And what would that be?
1219
01:16:15,967 --> 01:16:18,135
To me, there's no point
in being in America
1220
01:16:18,219 --> 01:16:20,303
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.
1221
01:16:20,388 --> 01:16:22,472
And I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger.
1222
01:16:22,557 --> 01:16:25,934
Fuck me swinging, balls out.
1223
01:16:27,145 --> 01:16:30,480
Um, well, I guess we
can talk to Transpo.
1224
01:16:30,565 --> 01:16:32,858
But does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?
1225
01:16:32,942 --> 01:16:34,150
Not just that.
1226
01:16:34,234 --> 01:16:38,362
It has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a 440 engine.
1227
01:16:41,075 --> 01:16:44,285
How in the fuck do
you expect to do that?
1228
01:16:44,369 --> 01:16:46,162
No worries, mate.
1229
01:16:46,246 --> 01:16:48,248
I've got it all worked out.
1230
01:16:48,332 --> 01:16:51,376
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out
1231
01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:55,213
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
1232
01:16:55,298 --> 01:16:57,174
- So, back home --
- I'm sorry. Where's home?
1233
01:16:57,258 --> 01:16:58,884
Australia, right?
1234
01:17:00,595 --> 01:17:02,638
What do you mean by that, mate?
1235
01:17:02,723 --> 01:17:06,016
Zoë's from New Zealand,
and you never --
1236
01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:09,769
I repeat, never --
call a Kiwi an Aussie.
1237
01:17:09,854 --> 01:17:13,649
That is, unless you want
your ass kicked.
1238
01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:15,775
I'm so sorry.
I really am.
1239
01:17:15,860 --> 01:17:18,571
Oh, it's okay.
1240
01:17:18,655 --> 01:17:21,908
we're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.
1241
01:17:21,992 --> 01:17:25,036
Auckland, to answer your question.
1242
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:27,914
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.
1243
01:17:27,998 --> 01:17:31,500
Now, why the fuck you want a local
redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
1244
01:17:31,585 --> 01:17:34,086
Pipe down, and I'll tell you.
1245
01:17:34,213 --> 01:17:36,047
I've been getting the paper
for the last month,
1246
01:17:36,131 --> 01:17:38,757
and I've been checking the classified
at the back, looking at cars for sale.
1247
01:17:38,841 --> 01:17:41,468
So, as of yesterday,
1248
01:17:41,552 --> 01:17:43,804
for sale, in this town,
1249
01:17:43,889 --> 01:17:47,057
some dude is selling a stock
1970 Dodge Challenger
1250
01:17:47,141 --> 01:17:51,020
with a 440 engine
and a white paint job.
1251
01:17:51,104 --> 01:17:53,773
And you wanna buy it?
1252
01:17:53,857 --> 01:17:57,901
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.
1253
01:17:57,986 --> 01:18:01,739
I wanna say I wanna buy it,
so he'll let me test-drive it.
1254
01:18:01,823 --> 01:18:05,201
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job.
1255
01:18:05,285 --> 01:18:08,329
- Oh, uh, Kowalski.
- Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
1256
01:18:08,413 --> 01:18:10,915
- Mate, it's a fucking classic!
- Mmm, I get it.
1257
01:18:10,999 --> 01:18:13,251
If I can get this guy
to let me drive it without him,
1258
01:18:13,335 --> 01:18:15,879
I will blow the doors off that bitch.
1259
01:18:15,964 --> 01:18:18,839
- What's Vanishing Point?
- Oh, God.
1260
01:18:18,924 --> 01:18:20,967
"What's Vanishing Point?"
1261
01:18:21,051 --> 01:18:24,096
Abs, I'm supposed to be
the illiterate one.
1262
01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:26,890
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.
1263
01:18:26,975 --> 01:18:31,395
Actually, Zoë, most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.
1264
01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:34,064
Excuse me. "Most girls"?
1265
01:18:34,148 --> 01:18:36,024
What the fuck are you two?
1266
01:18:36,109 --> 01:18:39,277
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.
1267
01:18:39,361 --> 01:18:41,404
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.
1268
01:18:41,488 --> 01:18:44,115
Oh, I like Pretty in Pink.
1269
01:18:44,199 --> 01:18:46,702
what, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?
1270
01:18:46,786 --> 01:18:48,787
Of course I did.
I'm a girl.
1271
01:18:48,871 --> 01:18:50,913
But I also watched car shit, too.
1272
01:18:50,998 --> 01:18:52,279
Vanishing Point, Dirty
Mary Crazy Larry ...
1273
01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:53,583
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1274
01:18:53,668 --> 01:18:55,294
Gone in 60 Seconds --
1275
01:18:55,378 --> 01:18:58,005
The real one,
not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
1276
01:18:58,089 --> 01:19:00,298
We have an outdoors theater
in Auckland.
1277
01:19:00,382 --> 01:19:02,968
It plays Vanishing Point,
Big Wednesday,
1278
01:19:03,052 --> 01:19:05,637
all the classics.
1279
01:19:21,321 --> 01:19:22,946
What do you horny gals want?
1280
01:19:26,869 --> 01:19:29,954
Hey, you got a 1970
Dodge Challenger for sale?
1281
01:19:30,039 --> 01:19:32,331
Right up here, ladies.
1282
01:19:46,179 --> 01:19:49,098
This shit is off the fucking hook!
1283
01:19:49,183 --> 01:19:52,851
Fucking legendary, mate.
1284
01:19:53,936 --> 01:19:57,190
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll
excuse me for a moment,
1285
01:19:57,274 --> 01:19:59,400
I'd just like to have a word alone
with my business associate.
1286
01:19:59,485 --> 01:20:01,819
- You ladies take your time.
- Okay.
1287
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:05,782
Mmm.
1288
01:20:07,868 --> 01:20:10,620
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
1289
01:20:10,704 --> 01:20:13,498
I -- I intend to, but first,
I need to ask you something.
1290
01:20:13,582 --> 01:20:14,832
What?
1291
01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:19,837
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play ship's mast.
1292
01:20:19,922 --> 01:20:21,757
- Oh, hell, no!
- Would you keep it down?
1293
01:20:21,841 --> 01:20:24,050
- Ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.
- For Christ sakes --
1294
01:20:24,134 --> 01:20:26,010
- Don't blaspheme.
- Sorry.
1295
01:20:26,095 --> 01:20:29,014
Now, what did you say
after the last time?
1296
01:20:29,099 --> 01:20:32,226
- Look, I know what I said --
- What did you say?
1297
01:20:32,310 --> 01:20:33,841
- I know I said we
shouldn't do this again --
1298
01:20:33,854 --> 01:20:35,395
- No. You didn't
say we shouldn't.
1299
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:37,231
You said we ain't ever
gonna do that again.
1300
01:20:37,315 --> 01:20:39,400
- Yeah, but --
- "But," my ass!
1301
01:20:39,484 --> 01:20:42,486
You said not only are we never
gonna play ship's mast again,
1302
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:45,446
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now
1303
01:20:45,531 --> 01:20:47,990
to not only refuse,
but that I had permission
1304
01:20:48,075 --> 01:20:50,618
to physically restrain
your ass if necessary.
1305
01:20:50,702 --> 01:20:52,955
Now, did you
or did you not say that?
1306
01:20:53,039 --> 01:20:54,747
- Well --
- No, no, no, no.
1307
01:20:54,832 --> 01:20:56,624
Answer the question,
motherfucker.
1308
01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:58,418
Did you or did you not say that?
1309
01:20:58,502 --> 01:21:00,629
Yes, I said that.
However --
1310
01:21:00,713 --> 01:21:02,089
Whatever with your "however."
1311
01:21:02,173 --> 01:21:06,134
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it --
1312
01:21:06,218 --> 01:21:07,218
Damn skippy you meant it.
1313
01:21:07,302 --> 01:21:10,180
Yeah, but when I said it,
I didn't mean in America.
1314
01:21:10,265 --> 01:21:12,266
- Oh, nigga, please!
- Really --
1315
01:21:12,350 --> 01:21:14,268
I meant we should never play
ship's mast again
1316
01:21:14,352 --> 01:21:16,437
in New Zealand or Australia.
1317
01:21:16,521 --> 01:21:18,522
You are such a liar.
1318
01:21:18,606 --> 01:21:21,275
Look, I know what I said
when I said it.
1319
01:21:21,359 --> 01:21:23,777
But when I said it, I didn't know
I'd ever come to America.
1320
01:21:23,862 --> 01:21:26,530
And when I said it, if I had known
I was going to come to America
1321
01:21:26,614 --> 01:21:28,282
and had the opportunity
to play ship's mast
1322
01:21:28,366 --> 01:21:31,285
with a fucking
Vanishing Point Challenger,
1323
01:21:31,369 --> 01:21:33,580
I would've added a "however."
1324
01:21:33,664 --> 01:21:35,498
Right?
1325
01:21:40,463 --> 01:21:43,465
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.
1326
01:21:43,549 --> 01:21:47,759
However, just because you
talked yourself into some stupid shit
1327
01:21:47,844 --> 01:21:50,053
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.
1328
01:21:50,138 --> 01:21:52,931
You need two people
to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.
1329
01:22:00,690 --> 01:22:02,691
I'll be your best friend.
1330
01:22:02,775 --> 01:22:05,820
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of planet Earth.
1331
01:22:05,905 --> 01:22:08,655
- I'll crack your back.
- You'll crack it anyway.
1332
01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:11,325
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.
1333
01:22:11,409 --> 01:22:15,205
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.
1334
01:22:15,289 --> 01:22:18,081
Whenever you want it, you got it.
You don't even have to ask for it.
1335
01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:20,001
You just order me to do it.
Just be, like ...
1336
01:22:20,085 --> 01:22:22,337
"Bitch, get over here and get busy."
1337
01:22:28,928 --> 01:22:30,929
- You crack my back,
you'll give me foot massages ...
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
1338
01:22:31,013 --> 01:22:34,265
and after a shower,
you put moisturizer on my butt.
1339
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,186
Deal.
1340
01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:40,021
So, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him.
1341
01:22:40,105 --> 01:22:43,107
If he does, you wait here with Lee,
and we'll be back in a moment.
1342
01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:44,693
What?
1343
01:22:44,778 --> 01:22:47,696
I said, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him --
1344
01:22:47,781 --> 01:22:49,364
I heard what you said.
1345
01:22:49,448 --> 01:22:52,742
I just can't believe what you said.
1346
01:22:54,119 --> 01:22:55,745
You know, you two got
some fucking balls.
1347
01:22:55,829 --> 01:22:57,247
What?
1348
01:22:57,331 --> 01:22:59,081
Don't play dumbass with me.
1349
01:22:59,165 --> 01:23:00,792
I've been up all night.
1350
01:23:00,876 --> 01:23:04,170
I'm still a little drunk
and I have a hangover.
1351
01:23:04,255 --> 01:23:07,633
I should be in my hotel room asleep,
not fucking around here on Tobacco Road.
1352
01:23:07,717 --> 01:23:11,594
But because Zoë wanted to drive
some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.
1353
01:23:11,679 --> 01:23:14,764
Now you two got the balls
to ask me -- no, scratch that --
1354
01:23:14,848 --> 01:23:17,893
tell me I gotta go make
conversation with Tom Joad
1355
01:23:17,978 --> 01:23:19,936
while the cool kids
get to go out and play?
1356
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,813
Bullshit on that.
1357
01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:24,108
- It ain't like that.
- Then what's it like, Kim?
1358
01:23:24,192 --> 01:23:25,818
You guys are our collateral.
1359
01:23:25,902 --> 01:23:28,279
He is never gonna go for it
if we all go.
1360
01:23:28,363 --> 01:23:32,199
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.
1361
01:23:32,284 --> 01:23:34,410
You're not gonna wanna do
what we're doing.
1362
01:23:34,494 --> 01:23:36,036
What, drive a car?
1363
01:23:36,121 --> 01:23:38,205
- Mmm.
- We're doing more than that.
1364
01:23:38,290 --> 01:23:40,125
what, drive it fast?
1365
01:23:40,209 --> 01:23:43,002
We're doing more than that.
1366
01:23:43,086 --> 01:23:45,421
Actually,
we're paying you a compliment,
1367
01:23:45,505 --> 01:23:47,632
'cause we gonna do
some stupid shit.
1368
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:52,052
But that's okay. We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.
1369
01:23:52,137 --> 01:23:53,220
But you got good sense,
1370
01:23:53,305 --> 01:23:55,931
and anybody with good sense
ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.
1371
01:23:56,016 --> 01:23:57,641
How do you know
I don't wanna do it?
1372
01:23:57,726 --> 01:24:01,145
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.
1373
01:24:04,190 --> 01:24:06,609
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,
1374
01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:08,110
but that's the excuse you guys use
1375
01:24:08,194 --> 01:24:10,613
whenever you want
to exclude me from something.
1376
01:24:10,697 --> 01:24:15,618
So, what is it you two daredevils
are doing that I'm just so uncool,
1377
01:24:15,702 --> 01:24:17,953
I couldn't possibly understand?
1378
01:24:18,038 --> 01:24:20,624
You know,
we're kind of conning this guy,
1379
01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:24,335
so maybe it's best that we don't go into
detail about it while he's watching us.
1380
01:24:24,419 --> 01:24:29,132
Besides, he's probably not
gonna let us do it anyway.
1381
01:24:32,053 --> 01:24:35,847
Okay. How about this?
1382
01:24:35,931 --> 01:24:37,057
I'll talk him into it.
1383
01:24:37,141 --> 01:24:39,059
But if I talk him into it, I go along.
1384
01:24:40,394 --> 01:24:43,647
- How you gonna do that?
- Eh, that's my problem.
1385
01:24:43,731 --> 01:24:45,690
But don't worry.
1386
01:24:45,775 --> 01:24:47,901
He'll say yes.
1387
01:24:47,985 --> 01:24:49,653
What are you gonna do,
blow him?
1388
01:24:49,737 --> 01:24:52,657
No!
1389
01:24:52,741 --> 01:24:55,241
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.
1390
01:24:59,163 --> 01:25:01,331
That's good.
1391
01:25:01,415 --> 01:25:03,583
Not really.
1392
01:25:03,668 --> 01:25:06,878
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?
1393
01:25:10,966 --> 01:25:12,676
Okay, Mommy, listen up.
1394
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:14,928
You wanna hang with the cool kids,
1395
01:25:15,012 --> 01:25:16,680
you got to be cool.
1396
01:25:16,764 --> 01:25:18,264
we take you along,
you don't say shit.
1397
01:25:18,349 --> 01:25:19,349
You don't even say crap.
1398
01:25:19,433 --> 01:25:21,101
You just sit in the back,
and I don't wanna hear
1399
01:25:21,185 --> 01:25:22,436
a peep out of your ass,
you understand?
1400
01:25:22,521 --> 01:25:23,896
- Got it.
- I'm serious now.
1401
01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:25,814
You start nagging us,
we're pulling over to the side of the road,
1402
01:25:25,898 --> 01:25:27,857
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.
1403
01:25:27,942 --> 01:25:29,776
Agreed.
1404
01:25:33,448 --> 01:25:36,366
Okay. Go work your magic.
1405
01:25:42,874 --> 01:25:44,709
- Hello, sir.
- Hello!
1406
01:25:44,793 --> 01:25:46,209
- Hello. What's your name?
- Jasper.
1407
01:25:46,294 --> 01:25:47,920
Hello, Jasper.
I'm Abernathy.
1408
01:25:48,004 --> 01:25:49,630
- Aber -- what?
- Abernathy.
1409
01:25:49,715 --> 01:25:52,091
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.
1410
01:25:52,175 --> 01:25:53,801
What kind of first name is that?
1411
01:25:53,885 --> 01:25:55,721
You know what?
Just call me Abbie.
1412
01:25:55,805 --> 01:25:58,264
Okay, Abbie.
1413
01:25:58,348 --> 01:26:01,058
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I
1414
01:26:01,143 --> 01:26:03,310
could take the car out
for a little test-drive out on our own.
1415
01:26:03,395 --> 01:26:05,062
You know, just to see
if we're comfortable in it.
1416
01:26:05,147 --> 01:26:06,896
Why would I do
something stupid like that?
1417
01:26:06,981 --> 01:26:09,274
To better sell your automobile.
1418
01:26:09,358 --> 01:26:11,569
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?
1419
01:26:11,653 --> 01:26:13,904
Four reasons, actually.
1420
01:26:13,989 --> 01:26:16,115
One, we're not thieves.
1421
01:26:16,199 --> 01:26:18,909
Two, that would be rude.
1422
01:26:18,994 --> 01:26:21,120
Three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town.
1423
01:26:21,204 --> 01:26:22,955
You can call the hotel,
check with management.
1424
01:26:23,039 --> 01:26:24,707
We're registered
for the next month.
1425
01:26:24,791 --> 01:26:26,752
Actually, Zoë's not.
1426
01:26:26,836 --> 01:26:29,503
But Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.
1427
01:26:29,588 --> 01:26:31,297
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
1428
01:26:32,382 --> 01:26:35,761
Yes. Kim would be
the girl of color.
1429
01:26:35,845 --> 01:26:38,471
And reason number four,
and the most important,
1430
01:26:38,555 --> 01:26:41,223
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,
1431
01:26:41,308 --> 01:26:44,269
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted
1432
01:26:44,353 --> 01:26:47,731
with our other friend, Lee.
1433
01:26:50,902 --> 01:26:53,278
Why does she look kind of familiar?
1434
01:26:53,362 --> 01:26:56,239
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
1435
01:26:56,324 --> 01:26:58,326
Oh.
1436
01:26:58,409 --> 01:26:59,785
Why is she dressed like that?
1437
01:26:59,869 --> 01:27:02,996
well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,
1438
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:06,124
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
1439
01:27:06,209 --> 01:27:07,959
What's a cheerleader movie?
1440
01:27:08,044 --> 01:27:10,586
A movie about cheerleaders.
1441
01:27:10,670 --> 01:27:12,004
Is it a porno movie?
1442
01:27:13,507 --> 01:27:16,176
Yes, it is.
1443
01:27:16,260 --> 01:27:18,845
But don't mention it.
1444
01:27:18,930 --> 01:27:21,222
She's shy.
1445
01:27:23,976 --> 01:27:27,312
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.
1446
01:27:27,396 --> 01:27:29,398
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.
1447
01:27:29,483 --> 01:27:32,609
Hey, good-lookin',
be back to pick you up later.
1448
01:27:32,693 --> 01:27:34,528
Ta-ta!
1449
01:27:43,955 --> 01:27:45,832
Gulp.
1450
01:28:00,681 --> 01:28:03,140
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1451
01:28:03,225 --> 01:28:04,851
I think I'm thinking it.
1452
01:28:04,935 --> 01:28:06,394
What are you and you thinking?
1453
01:28:06,478 --> 01:28:09,814
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
1454
01:28:12,900 --> 01:28:15,068
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.
1455
01:28:15,152 --> 01:28:17,113
I gotta take a --
1456
01:28:33,547 --> 01:28:36,507
So, you ready to do this?
1457
01:28:36,592 --> 01:28:38,009
You sure?
1458
01:28:38,093 --> 01:28:41,346
well, I always don't wanna do it
right before I'm gonna do it.
1459
01:28:41,431 --> 01:28:42,431
You know what I mean?
1460
01:28:42,514 --> 01:28:44,932
Yeah, I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.
1461
01:28:45,017 --> 01:28:47,143
- Kim ...
- I'm just saying.
1462
01:28:47,227 --> 01:28:48,896
Look, if you're gonna take
the piss out of it --
1463
01:28:48,980 --> 01:28:50,606
I'm just saying.
1464
01:28:52,150 --> 01:28:54,150
You wanna start out on top?
1465
01:28:55,235 --> 01:28:59,072
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
1466
01:29:02,911 --> 01:29:05,954
Here are your gloves.
1467
01:29:12,295 --> 01:29:15,212
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing the jacket.
1468
01:29:15,297 --> 01:29:17,006
This is my jacket.
1469
01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:21,470
Um, ain't you 'posed to be
my slave or some shit?
1470
01:29:21,554 --> 01:29:24,597
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet!
1471
01:29:24,681 --> 01:29:27,642
"Bonnet," my ass.
You on the hood.
1472
01:29:36,276 --> 01:29:38,612
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming!
1473
01:29:38,696 --> 01:29:40,322
Give me your belt.
1474
01:29:40,406 --> 01:29:41,823
Oh.
1475
01:29:44,495 --> 01:29:47,454
But this is my cute shit.
1476
01:29:47,538 --> 01:29:48,664
- Well --
- Fuck that.
1477
01:29:48,748 --> 01:29:51,208
Get Abernathy's belt.
1478
01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:53,294
Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.
1479
01:29:58,257 --> 01:30:00,677
- Give me your belt.
- No.
1480
01:30:00,761 --> 01:30:03,137
- Prada.
- Come on, give her the belt.
1481
01:30:03,222 --> 01:30:05,139
Magic word.
1482
01:30:05,224 --> 01:30:07,307
Please give her the belt.
1483
01:30:07,392 --> 01:30:09,978
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
1484
01:30:12,731 --> 01:30:15,984
- It's nice to be nice, Kim!
- Whatever.
1485
01:30:16,068 --> 01:30:17,234
You know what?
1486
01:30:17,318 --> 01:30:20,487
Don't even fucking think about asking me
next time you want me to do your hair.
1487
01:30:20,571 --> 01:30:21,571
Your ass gonna do it.
1488
01:30:21,656 --> 01:30:22,990
Yeah, and you'll ask
"pretty please," bitch,
1489
01:30:23,074 --> 01:30:24,826
because that's what you do
when no one else is looking.
1490
01:30:24,910 --> 01:30:25,994
You ain't that fucking hard.
1491
01:30:26,078 --> 01:30:27,202
I ain't getting that shit.
1492
01:30:27,286 --> 01:30:29,746
Abernathy, don't get
on my nerves right now.
1493
01:30:29,831 --> 01:30:30,872
I got shit on my mind.
1494
01:30:30,999 --> 01:30:32,583
Ooh!
1495
01:30:32,668 --> 01:30:34,669
You know, I ain't six.
1496
01:30:48,517 --> 01:30:50,351
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
1497
01:30:50,436 --> 01:30:52,687
No.
1498
01:30:52,771 --> 01:30:56,275
Okay, Abernathy.
Check this out.
1499
01:31:07,954 --> 01:31:10,121
What the fuck are you guys doing?
1500
01:31:18,423 --> 01:31:20,423
What does that mean?
1501
01:31:22,051 --> 01:31:24,218
Whoa.
1502
01:31:28,349 --> 01:31:31,059
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
1503
01:31:38,902 --> 01:31:41,069
Is that fast enough
for your bony ass?
1504
01:31:41,153 --> 01:31:43,196
Whoohoo!
1505
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:45,574
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
1506
01:31:49,454 --> 01:31:51,997
Abernathy, get your ass up here.
1507
01:31:59,340 --> 01:32:00,923
All righty.
1508
01:32:01,007 --> 01:32:03,801
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1509
01:32:14,896 --> 01:32:17,107
Go, go, go!
1510
01:32:17,191 --> 01:32:19,859
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?
1511
01:33:35,394 --> 01:33:39,105
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit!
1512
01:33:41,692 --> 01:33:43,652
Zoë!
1513
01:33:45,362 --> 01:33:47,238
Damn it!
1514
01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:56,206
Now.
1515
01:33:57,541 --> 01:33:58,751
Did you do something to him?
1516
01:33:58,835 --> 01:34:00,961
- Did you say something?
- Nothing! Nothing!
1517
01:34:01,046 --> 01:34:02,171
Shit!
1518
01:34:02,255 --> 01:34:03,339
Shit, here he comes!
Here he comes!
1519
01:34:07,427 --> 01:34:10,137
- Oh, Shit!
- Shit! Oh, shit!
1520
01:34:10,222 --> 01:34:12,431
- Whoa.
- Hold on, Zoë!
1521
01:34:21,691 --> 01:34:23,735
Oh, my God! Zoë!
1522
01:34:23,819 --> 01:34:26,029
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!
1523
01:34:27,530 --> 01:34:30,241
Whoo!
1524
01:34:30,325 --> 01:34:31,617
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1525
01:34:33,245 --> 01:34:35,621
Zoë! Zoë!
1526
01:34:37,164 --> 01:34:40,084
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you! Now hold the fuck on!
1527
01:34:40,168 --> 01:34:42,253
Whoa! Whoa! Get away!
1528
01:34:44,589 --> 01:34:47,258
Oh, shit!
I can't fucking see! I can't see!
1529
01:34:47,342 --> 01:34:49,260
Zoë, move your legs!
1530
01:34:51,263 --> 01:34:53,555
Fuck you!
1531
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,433
Come on! Come on!
1532
01:34:58,478 --> 01:34:59,979
Redneck lunatic bastard!
1533
01:35:00,063 --> 01:35:01,438
Get away from me!
1534
01:35:01,523 --> 01:35:04,609
Baby, just hold on!
1535
01:35:04,694 --> 01:35:06,987
- Zoë --
- Fuck you!
1536
01:35:07,071 --> 01:35:10,824
- Oh, my God!
- Come on! Come on!
1537
01:35:13,995 --> 01:35:16,371
Fucking get away from me!
1538
01:35:19,375 --> 01:35:22,294
- Oh, shit!
- I'm scared, Kim! I'm really scared!
1539
01:35:22,378 --> 01:35:25,673
- I know, baby. Just hold on.
- Watch your feet!
1540
01:35:28,676 --> 01:35:31,344
- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot?
- You fucking psychotic bitch!
1541
01:35:31,429 --> 01:35:34,889
- Zoë
- Here, suck on this for a while!
1542
01:35:36,225 --> 01:35:38,810
Zoë!
1543
01:35:38,894 --> 01:35:40,394
God damn it!
1544
01:35:51,449 --> 01:35:54,159
Zoë!
1545
01:36:05,589 --> 01:36:07,214
He's coming up!
1546
01:36:07,341 --> 01:36:09,091
Get away from us, you cocksucker!
1547
01:36:09,176 --> 01:36:10,675
Leave us alone!
1548
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:14,013
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Fuck you!
1549
01:36:18,226 --> 01:36:21,061
Zoë! Zoë! Zoë!
1550
01:36:22,981 --> 01:36:24,148
Hold on!
1551
01:36:46,254 --> 01:36:47,630
- Zoë!
- Zoë!
1552
01:36:51,718 --> 01:36:55,137
I don't want to die.
1553
01:36:56,306 --> 01:36:58,933
Look out!
1554
01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:28,130
Get ready to fly, bitch!
1555
01:37:32,009 --> 01:37:33,635
- Zoë!
- Zoë, hold on!
1556
01:37:40,935 --> 01:37:43,645
He's right on your ass.
He's right on your fucking ass.
1557
01:37:58,202 --> 01:37:59,202
Hey!
1558
01:37:59,287 --> 01:38:00,996
Whoo-hoo!
1559
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:03,457
Hey, ladies!
1560
01:38:03,541 --> 01:38:05,500
That was fun!
1561
01:38:09,046 --> 01:38:11,923
well, adios!
1562
01:38:12,008 --> 01:38:13,926
Ow! Fuck!
1563
01:38:15,344 --> 01:38:17,262
Shit! Fuck!
1564
01:38:18,514 --> 01:38:21,934
Ooh, I know I hit your ass!
1565
01:38:22,019 --> 01:38:24,353
Better run, motherfucker!
1566
01:38:30,652 --> 01:38:32,236
Bitch!
1567
01:38:47,418 --> 01:38:48,502
I'm okay!
1568
01:38:48,586 --> 01:38:52,423
Oh, shit! God damn it!
1569
01:38:52,508 --> 01:38:54,884
Oh, you fucking bitch!
1570
01:38:54,968 --> 01:38:56,885
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
1571
01:38:56,969 --> 01:38:59,763
What was I thinking?
1572
01:38:59,847 --> 01:39:02,558
what was I thinking?
Zoë the fucking cat!
1573
01:39:06,688 --> 01:39:08,689
Whew! That was a close one.
1574
01:39:12,027 --> 01:39:15,655
So, where's the maniac?
1575
01:39:15,739 --> 01:39:18,741
I shot him,
and his punk-ass sped off.
1576
01:39:18,825 --> 01:39:21,077
You wanna go get him?
1577
01:39:21,161 --> 01:39:23,204
Oh, hell, yeah!
1578
01:39:23,288 --> 01:39:27,793
Honey, I think
you might want to get out.
1579
01:39:27,877 --> 01:39:29,710
Fuck that shit.
1580
01:39:30,879 --> 01:39:32,839
Let's kill this bastard.
1581
01:39:35,468 --> 01:39:37,678
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.
1582
01:39:39,597 --> 01:39:41,306
Fuck this mother --
1583
01:39:42,559 --> 01:39:44,893
- wait.
- Where the fuck you going?
1584
01:39:44,978 --> 01:39:46,395
I'll be back.
1585
01:39:54,611 --> 01:39:56,947
Yeah, that'll smart.
Sweet. Let's go.
1586
01:39:57,031 --> 01:40:00,783
Oh, fuck, yeah, bitch!
Come on. Bring that shit.
1587
01:40:03,203 --> 01:40:05,205
Giddyap, Kim!
1588
01:40:12,463 --> 01:40:14,673
Yeah!
1589
01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:38,239
Ohhh!
1590
01:41:09,104 --> 01:41:13,065
Oh, why? Oh, no!
1591
01:41:19,239 --> 01:41:21,407
Ah, do it!
1592
01:41:21,784 --> 01:41:24,911
Do it!
1593
01:41:30,501 --> 01:41:33,086
Ohhhh, no!
1594
01:41:33,170 --> 01:41:35,296
No, no, no!
1595
01:41:35,381 --> 01:41:37,674
No, God --
1596
01:41:37,758 --> 01:41:40,511
All right, get it together.
1597
01:41:40,595 --> 01:41:42,346
Get it -- Get it --
1598
01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:45,765
what are you -- what are you --
What are you gonna do?
1599
01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:52,690
Kick his ass, Zoë!
1600
01:41:54,441 --> 01:41:57,068
Hey, now I wanna play!
1601
01:41:57,152 --> 01:41:58,945
Fucking fuck you!
1602
01:41:59,029 --> 01:42:00,738
Where do you think
you're fucking going?
1603
01:42:00,823 --> 01:42:02,741
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?
1604
01:42:06,286 --> 01:42:08,454
Come here --
1605
01:42:14,753 --> 01:42:16,587
Go!
1606
01:42:22,804 --> 01:42:25,555
what's wrong with your ass now,
motherfucking cocksucker?
1607
01:42:25,639 --> 01:42:26,807
I got your ass!
1608
01:42:32,313 --> 01:42:35,108
Oh, you gonna wiggle your ass at me?
Gonna wiggle it at me? Oh, no.
1609
01:42:35,942 --> 01:42:40,320
Oh, don't like it up the ass,
do ya, ya redneck lunatic bastard?
1610
01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:42,741
- Oh, yeah!
- Hola, papi!
1611
01:42:42,825 --> 01:42:45,951
Bitch, I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!
1612
01:42:47,036 --> 01:42:51,124
Ow! I'm the horniest
motherfucker on the road!
1613
01:42:52,793 --> 01:42:54,502
Boo-yah, bitch!
1614
01:42:59,507 --> 01:43:02,634
Did you just hit a boat?
1615
01:43:04,929 --> 01:43:06,930
Yeah, Kim, get him!
1616
01:43:07,015 --> 01:43:09,308
Get him, get him, get him!
1617
01:43:09,392 --> 01:43:12,394
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!
1618
01:43:14,273 --> 01:43:15,815
Move, motherfucker!
1619
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:18,692
I'm about to bust a nut
up in this bitch, motherfucker!
1620
01:43:27,286 --> 01:43:29,954
Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it.
1621
01:43:36,003 --> 01:43:38,505
Tapping that ass! Tapping that ass!
Tapping it, tapping it, tapp --
1622
01:43:46,097 --> 01:43:47,139
Stupid bastard.
1623
01:43:57,734 --> 01:43:59,526
Shit.
1624
01:44:02,613 --> 01:44:05,156
Oh, you know I can't let you go ...
1625
01:44:06,367 --> 01:44:08,827
without tapping that ass ...
1626
01:44:08,911 --> 01:44:10,745
Oh, fuck me!
1627
01:44:10,830 --> 01:44:12,539
- One ...
- Kim?
1628
01:44:12,623 --> 01:44:14,666
- More ...
- Kim?
1629
01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:16,167
Time!
1630
01:44:16,252 --> 01:44:18,587
Boo-yah!
1631
01:44:22,258 --> 01:44:25,886
That's what the fuck
I'm talking about, bitch!
1632
01:44:29,932 --> 01:44:31,349
Oh, shit.
1633
01:45:26,573 --> 01:45:28,741
Aw, come on!
1634
01:46:08,324 --> 01:46:11,493
Come on!
1635
01:46:11,577 --> 01:46:13,036
You thought you lost us, motherfucker.
1636
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:15,287
We back, motherfucker.
We back.
1637
01:46:15,372 --> 01:46:17,374
Who's got you now, bitch?
1638
01:46:19,794 --> 01:46:21,419
Shit.
1639
01:46:24,423 --> 01:46:25,632
Come on!
1640
01:46:25,716 --> 01:46:29,469
Here's Cha Cha!
1641
01:46:31,097 --> 01:46:33,432
You miss us,
you lunatic bastard?
1642
01:46:33,517 --> 01:46:35,517
- I'm sorry!
- What?
1643
01:46:35,601 --> 01:46:37,602
I didn't -- I didn't mean anything!
1644
01:46:37,687 --> 01:46:39,938
I -- I was just playing around!
1645
01:46:40,022 --> 01:46:44,360
- Oh, he was playing around.
- He was just playing.
1646
01:46:44,444 --> 01:46:46,820
Well, I ain't playing with you!
1647
01:46:52,119 --> 01:46:55,329
Oh, look out, look out, look out! Oh!
1648
01:47:03,005 --> 01:47:05,007
Watch the sign!
1649
01:47:05,091 --> 01:47:07,341
Oh, shit! Aah!
1650
01:47:09,011 --> 01:47:10,761
- Whoa, Kim ...
- Oh, sh --
1651
01:47:10,846 --> 01:47:13,139
- Come on.
- Don't run, don't run, motherfucker.
1652
01:47:13,223 --> 01:47:15,349
Don't run! Shit!
1653
01:47:22,524 --> 01:47:25,234
Whoa!
1654
01:47:25,318 --> 01:47:29,447
Yeah!
1655
01:47:31,533 --> 01:47:33,367
Yeah!
1656
01:47:33,452 --> 01:47:37,788
Jesus fucking Christ!
It's about time!
1657
01:47:51,971 --> 01:47:54,765
- Go, Daddy, go.
- Just go, go, go, go, go, go!
1658
01:47:56,684 --> 01:47:59,728
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1659
01:47:59,812 --> 01:48:01,813
Please don't dead-end.
1660
01:48:01,898 --> 01:48:04,649
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1661
01:48:04,734 --> 01:48:06,610
Please don't dead-end.
1662
01:48:06,694 --> 01:48:09,446
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1663
01:48:09,530 --> 01:48:11,323
Oh, there the motherfucker is.
1664
01:48:11,407 --> 01:48:13,283
- Go, go, go, go!
- Get him, get him, get him!
1665
01:48:13,367 --> 01:48:15,327
Ahh.
1666
01:48:32,887 --> 01:48:34,679
Help me!
1667
01:48:36,891 --> 01:48:39,560
Oh, help me!
1668
01:48:44,857 --> 01:48:46,858
Be careful!
My right arm's broken!
1669
01:48:46,943 --> 01:48:48,569
This one?
1670
01:48:51,572 --> 01:48:52,948
Oh, you want some shit?
1671
01:48:53,032 --> 01:48:55,618
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
1672
01:48:59,414 --> 01:49:01,164
You piece of shit.
1673
01:49:04,628 --> 01:49:05,878
Bitch!
1674
01:49:08,924 --> 01:49:14,011
Motherfucker!
1675
01:49:18,934 --> 01:49:20,226
Asshole!
1676
01:49:37,953 --> 01:49:39,787
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1677
01:49:39,872 --> 01:49:42,164
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick ♪
1678
01:49:42,248 --> 01:49:43,332
- Come on, Abbie.
- I got this.
1679
01:49:44,877 --> 01:49:46,711
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1680
01:49:46,795 --> 01:49:50,506
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix ♪
1681
01:49:51,926 --> 01:49:53,885
♪ I'm telling you it's not a trick ♪
1682
01:49:53,969 --> 01:49:55,678
♪ Pay attention, don't be thick ♪
1683
01:49:55,762 --> 01:49:57,388
♪ Or you're liable to get licked ♪
1684
01:49:58,599 --> 01:50:00,851
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪
1685
01:50:00,935 --> 01:50:04,353
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪
1686
01:50:05,522 --> 01:50:07,524
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1687
01:50:07,609 --> 01:50:11,361
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill ♪
1688
01:50:12,822 --> 01:50:14,488
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1689
01:50:14,574 --> 01:50:15,782
♪ Hang it up, Daddy ♪
1690
01:50:15,867 --> 01:50:18,243
♪ You're just jonesing for a spill ♪
1691
01:50:19,579 --> 01:50:21,663
♪ Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst ♪
1692
01:50:21,748 --> 01:50:25,249
♪ When you meet another nurse,
she'll be driving in a hearse ♪
1693
01:50:26,293 --> 01:50:28,544
♪ You're gonna need a heap of glue ♪
1694
01:50:28,629 --> 01:50:32,216
♪ When they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two ♪
1695
01:50:33,468 --> 01:50:34,842
♪ Now your ears are ringing ♪
1696
01:50:34,927 --> 01:50:36,761
♪ The birds have stopped their singing ♪
1697
01:50:36,845 --> 01:50:40,015
♪ Everything is turning gray ♪
1698
01:50:40,099 --> 01:50:43,435
♪ No candy in your till,
no cutie left to thrill ♪
1699
01:50:43,519 --> 01:50:46,688
♪ You're alone on a Tuesday ♪
1700
01:50:46,773 --> 01:50:48,774
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1701
01:50:48,858 --> 01:50:52,569
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick ♪
1702
01:50:53,947 --> 01:50:55,739
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1703
01:50:55,823 --> 01:50:59,451
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix ♪
1704
01:51:00,828 --> 01:51:02,872
♪ I'm telling you it's not a trick ♪
1705
01:51:02,957 --> 01:51:04,540
♪ Pay attention, don't be thick ♪
1706
01:51:04,625 --> 01:51:06,416
♪ Or you're liable to get licked ♪
1707
01:51:07,669 --> 01:51:09,836
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪
1708
01:51:09,921 --> 01:51:13,424
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪
1709
01:51:14,343 --> 01:51:16,802
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪
1710
01:51:16,886 --> 01:51:20,348
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪
1711
01:51:21,517 --> 01:51:24,936
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1712
01:51:25,020 --> 01:51:27,271
♪ Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera ♪
1713
01:51:28,606 --> 01:51:31,858
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1714
01:51:31,943 --> 01:51:34,112
♪ Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras ♪
1715
01:51:35,072 --> 01:51:39,283
♪ Oui j'ai pleuré mais ce jour là,
non je ne pleurerai pas ♪
1716
01:51:39,367 --> 01:51:42,120
♪ Non je ne pleurerai pas ♪
1717
01:51:42,204 --> 01:51:44,372
♪ Je dirai c'est bien fait pour toi ♪
1718
01:51:44,456 --> 01:51:49,001
♪ Je dirai ça t'apprendra,
je dirai ça t'apprendra ♪
1719
01:51:49,085 --> 01:51:52,755
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1720
01:51:52,840 --> 01:51:55,842
♪ Ça te jouera un mauvais tour ♪
1721
01:51:55,926 --> 01:51:59,637
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1722
01:51:59,722 --> 01:52:03,099
♪ Tu le paieras un de ces jours ♪
1723
01:52:03,183 --> 01:52:05,310
♪ On ne joue pas impugnément ♪
1724
01:52:05,394 --> 01:52:09,981
♪ Avec un coeur innocent,
avec un coeur innocent ♪
1725
01:52:10,065 --> 01:52:12,317
♪ Tu verras ce que je ressens ♪
1726
01:52:12,401 --> 01:52:16,822
♪ Avant qu'il ne soit longtemps,
avant qu'il ne soit longtemps ♪
1727
01:52:16,906 --> 01:52:20,325
♪ La chance abandonne celui qui ne sait ♪
1728
01:52:20,409 --> 01:52:23,746
♪ Que laisser les coeurs blessés ♪
1729
01:52:23,830 --> 01:52:27,124
♪ Tu n'auras personne pour te consoler ♪
1730
01:52:27,208 --> 01:52:30,168
♪ Tu ne l'auras pas volé ♪
1731
01:52:30,252 --> 01:52:33,880
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1732
01:52:33,964 --> 01:52:37,091
♪ Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera ♪
1733
01:52:37,176 --> 01:52:40,762
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1734
01:52:40,846 --> 01:52:44,140
♪ Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras ♪
1735
01:52:44,224 --> 01:52:46,393
♪ Non pour te plaindre il n'y aura ♪
1736
01:52:46,478 --> 01:52:51,189
♪ Personne d'autre que toi,
personne d'autre que toi ♪
1737
01:52:51,273 --> 01:52:53,359
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1738
01:52:53,443 --> 01:52:58,113
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
1739
01:52:58,198 --> 01:53:00,365
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1740
01:53:00,449 --> 01:53:04,995
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
1741
01:53:05,080 --> 01:53:07,206
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1742
01:53:07,290 --> 01:53:11,919
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
1743
01:53:12,003 --> 01:53:14,171
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1744
01:53:14,255 --> 01:53:18,093
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
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