All language subtitles for Davey and Jonesies Locker s01e10 Theres No Place Like Homeostasis.eng

[clock ticking]

[Andy] Hmm.

I wouldn't even worry
about Karl taking so long.

I'm sure it has nothing to do

with the deliberation
of your case.

He probably
has a bathroom problem.

If his stomach's anything like
mine is, he definitely does.

[laughs]

Ooh, boy.

Yeah.

I have a gluten issue.

Hey, um, you're not mad at me
for reporting you, right?

Because I would hate that.

I really was just
worried about you,

you know, as a friend.

[menacing music playing]

Sorry for the holdup, folks.

I had a severe bathroom problem.

So, after extensively
reviewing your file

and going over the evidence
that you submitted,

management has decided
to remove you

from case 6689,
effective immediately.

Andy, that case goes to you.

[Andy] Oh. Wow.

I mean, yeah,
if I can be of help.

What? Are you serious?

What about Schneider's
involvement?

In the meantime,
I have recommended

that you undergo
a full psych eval,

followed by a mandatory
leave of absence,

after which you are welcome to
reapply for the Elite Squad...

after you have closed
another 100,000 cases

for the juvenile department.

And that's like normally,
without freaking out

and screwing it all up
for everybody again.

[intense music playing]

[door slides open]

- I thought it went really well.
- I thought so, too.

[clock ticking]

[seagulls squawking]

So, ready to go back
to our boring, regular school

and the epic mess
we left behind.

That's assuming we don't
immediately get separated first.

Maybe they'll see how wise
and worldly we've become.

And forgive us immediately
for ruining the dance.

Maybe.

Hypothetically,
if there was--

Ow!

- Yeah.
- All right.

Now, all three of us

should be able to go through
the portal together.

Now, a reminder,
6689 has been in stasis

for a dangerously long time,

so its structural integrity
is quite fragile.

Unfreezing it could cause
any number of anomalies

which would lead MOM
directly to us.

All right, how about
we just take our time?

[Jonesie]
That's a great idea.

Maybe we just
chill here for a while, right?

Cracking wise, eating fish,
and not each other.

- [laughs]
- What aren't you telling me?

- [fire alarm rings]
- [all scream]

- [Mr. Schneider] Yeah, let's go.
- Hey. Hey, you.

You haven't even
told us the story

of how you ended up here
on bone zone island.

[Davey]
Oh, it's got to be a wild story

with tons of twists
and turns and length.

[taking deep breath]

You went through the locker and
everything froze except for me,

because I'm not technically
of that world.

I went to the lab to retrieve
my holo pen,

contact the other Schneiders,
but a DAD showed up.

I was almost captured,
but rewired the device

and beam myself out
using an old MOM tech trick.

[panting]

I picked this universe
to hide out in,

'cause I knew
from the holo-chatter

that everyone here
was already dead.

After I'd taken a moment
to mourn the loss of my portal,

years of work and any hope
of re-syncing, I got to work.

I rewired my device so that
when you finally showed up,

I'd be able to send us back
through the locker,

which is the only way
to override the stasis protocol

and restart 6689 manually
without alerting MOM.

And then that--
What's that? Yes.

[laughs] Yes!

Then all I had to do
was reverse-engineer

the DNA coding of the locker,
put up a beacon,

and hope you would
eventually show up, which you did. Following?

- Never followed a word you said.
- You're making up science.

It doesn't matter.

It's now time for me,

Stephen Simon Schneider,

to go through my port--

Hey, you know that DAD
that you mentioned back in 6689.

- Who was that?
- I don't know.

They were wearing tactical gear.

Just like a black helmet?
Terrifying walking style?

- Yes.
- Cheryl.

- Cheryl Mason?
- Yeah. She's obsessed with us.

- From hate.
- [Dr. Schneider] What about me?

Does she know the other
Schneiders are involved

- in your whole whatever?
- Yes.

Okay. Okay.

We have to go now.
We have to go now.

Wait, aren't you going
to tell us about the two of you?

Pass.

Let's just go home, shall we?

[suspenseful music playing]

[machinery humming]

[sighs]

♪ I sit and watch... ♪

Seal door,
override Code Mason 9716.

- ♪ Right, right ♪
- ♪ Right, right ♪

- ♪ Right ♪
- ♪ Right ♪

♪ I'm smiling through
my teeth and my laugh ♪

♪ And I judge ♪

♪ I wonder why ♪

♪ This isn't a grudge ♪

♪ Grudge, grudge ♪

♪ Grudge ♪

♪ Grudge ♪

♪ I sit and watch ♪

♪ A flickering screen... ♪

♪ Grudge, grudge ♪

[sighs] It's beautiful.

- Move it, newbie.
- Don't puke.

[Davey laughs]

I think I know how to go through
my own portal, thank you.

Whoa!

[Mr. Schneider screaming]

No more games,
Davey and Jonesie.

♪ I sit and watch
A flickering screen ♪

♪ And let lights fill my eyes ♪

[moans and coughs]

Yup, first time
will do that to you.

Then you get used to it.

- [chuckles]
- Oh, wow.

Old faithful.

Did all the other Schneiders
find you this annoying?

- No. They loved us.
- Everybody does.

[Jonesie] What was that thing
that we optimistically said

about everyone not being
as mad as we remember?

[synthetic pop music playing]

Good Lord.

Does this look normal to you?

Because I am performing
a manual override here.

Every detail needs
to be exactly

as it was the night
of the dance,

the very moment
before you went through,

Even the smallest change
your clothes, your hair,

it can make all the difference.

- [both] The mascot heads!
- Yup.

[dramatic thuds, whoosh]

Where are they?

Did we bring them
into the portal with us?

'Cause they're not
in our locker.

Who cares?
I mean, he's here. We're here.

And the conditions
are the same, so...

Plus, this way we can unfreeze
our world

without facing any
of the horrendous consequences

of our actions.

Okay, I know it sounds morally
dubious and wrong when I say it,

but I actually think that
if I said it in a higher tone--

- Dude, I'm already onboard.
- Okay.

Okay, we're ready.

What were you two
whispering about?

Teen time!

Just changing bodies
of young people,

and how we want
to unfreeze our friends

and hang out with them.

Okay, shall we? Let's go.
Come on.

- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.

Let's do this.

[whirring]

[all shouting]

- [Sierra] You ruined the dance!
- You ruined my suit!

This is the last straw, girls.

That mascot head stunt
was beyond the pale.

Oh, I'm so sorry.
What mascots heads?

Clearly the ones you just put
in that locker.

[Davey] There's no mascot heads
we could--

- [scoffs] Hello!
- I mean, look for yourself.

- [roars]
- [all scream]

[creature snarls, hisses]

Um, okay.

[laughs nervously]

[panicked chatter]

Who's that?

[screaming]

How is that me,
and why am I Mark?

[screaming]

What is happening?

Come back here, punk!

- [car horn blurting]
- I don't know!

I don't know, children.
I don't know!

[all shouting]

Hey, who's that?

[roaring]

[all scream]

[clown horn honking]

[computer] Anomaly detected.

Anomaly detected.
Anomaly detected.

Anomaly detected.

Hey, Cheryl, you're not
being yourself right now.

Open the door.

Anomaly detected.

- Anomaly detected...
- Cheryl!

Anomaly detected.
Anomaly...

[panicked screaming]

[hissing]

- [squawking]
- [sobs]

[Jonesie]
Seriously, what is going on?

[Mr. Schneider] I don't know,
But I think what's happening

is that elements
from other universes

are bleeding into this one.

Hello, girls.

Recognize this detainer,
Stephen?

Quite the powerful modification,
isn't it?

Don't worry, girls.

I'm not going to send you
to detention.

I've got somewhere
much more permanent in mind.

Careful with that thing, Cheryl.
It hasn't been properly tested!

That didn't seem to bother you
the last time.

[imitating wolf howl]

[screaming]

[sighs]

[shrieking]

[Davey] But you once said
that the matter

in each universe is finite.

That's why the other
Davey and Jonesies disappear

once we show up.

I also said
the structural integrity

of this world was compromised
due to prolonged stasis,

which is why we try to unfreeze
it with matter missing,

like two large mascot heads
you failed to mention.

It totally disrupts
the basic physics,

and it allows anomalies
to bleed through.

Does it ever feel like the
science rules are just like,

constantly shifting
for convenience?

Ah, there's too much
multiversal interference

to contact the other Schneiders.

Are you absolutely sure
you have no idea what happened

to the heads
when you first went through?

Oh, I'm sorry.

We were just too busy

getting sucked into the portal

that you put in our locker!

Should have known
your unformed teenage brains

would be far too worried about
the irrelevant consequences

of your petty little lives

rather than the actual
consequences

of an interdimensional incident.

- Okay. [scoffs]
- [Davey] Okay. Yeah.

Those consequences
are not irrelevant to us,

because unlike you, we actually
have friends that we care about.

Oh, really?

The same friends you humiliated

at the dance,
then lied to about it,

putting their universe
in jeopardy?

- [girl shrieks]
- [wolf snarls]

Well...

you are one to talk
about putting people, places,

and things in jeopardy

in order to avoid
facing personal consequences.

[Davey] Yeah, like what is
that weird detainer thing

that Cheryl's using to zap
things out of existence?

It's not technically
out of existence.

It's just an experimental
dimension

beyond all known space-time from
which no one has ever returned.

- Dude, what?
- What?

Okay, fine.

You want to know
about Cheryl and me?

We ask you every time
we see you.

We were not just colleagues
at MOM.

Okay.

We were friends.

Best friends, actually.

- That's the big reveal?
- Oh, my God...

We were waiting
all season for this.

- Why would you sit on that?
- Oh, my-- I honestly...

- [Jonesie] I wish I didn't know.
- Okay.

We met at the Academy.

And neither of us
were really fitting in.

Because of your terrible
personalities?

Yes. But then when we met
each other, it was just like...

It was like it was you two
against the world

and you could do anything
as long as you did it together.

We wanted to shake things up,
you know?

That detainer Cheryl had...

I built that.

It's part of my research...

into Dimension X.

It would have changed
everything.

But MOM was too shortsighted
to see it.

And so was Cheryl in the end.

Cheryl.

Cheryl, no.

She sold me out.

Turned me in.

You can't do this to me.

And that's why I was de-synced.

Don't do this! Cheryl!

How could you do this to me?

And that [clears throat]
is the whole, uh...

That's the whole story.

Yeah, there's no way
that was the whole story.

All right,
I have temporarily reversed

the polarity
of the portal, okay?

So when you press this button,

it will suck out all the
anomalies like an airplane door,

but it'll only last
for a few seconds,

so you have to herd everything
to the locker first, okay?

In the meantime,
I'll deal with Cheryl.

Okay.

How are we supposed
to do this ourselves?

Hey, I thought you were
the ones with friends.

[panicked screaming continues]

[crowd, chanting]
Kill the witch! Kill the witch!

Kill the witch!

Look, it-- it's me you want.
Just let them go.

I do kind of want them.

- Yeah, that's fair.
- Run!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go find your friends
and round up the anomalies.

[Jonesie]
Gotta find everyone.

[panicked screaming continues]

[Andy]
Override code: 9214.

[computer] Anomaly detected.
Anomaly detected.

Anomaly detected.
Anomaly detected.

Anomaly detected.

[Andy] 6689?

That should still be in stasis.

[Davey]
Where was I? Right.

The portal, anomalies,

narrow escapes,
a million different universes,

yadda-yadda-ya.

And that's what brings us
to today.

Make sense?

I knew it was you two
in those mascot heads.

[laughs] You are so dead.

Wow, you're really focusing

on the wrong part
of the story here, okay?

But yeah, if that helps,
it was us.

That was, um...
it was our bad, so...

[Davey] Yes.

Look, we really screwed up.

We shouldn't have ruined
the dance.

And we shouldn't
have called you all sheep.

Wait, that's what your weird
performance was about?

Yeah, like, why were you dressed
like a chicken and a horse?

Yeah, even I thought
that was weird.

Okay, you clearly didn't get it.

The point is, you are not sheep.

You are our friends,
and we're really sorry, okay?

And we really need your help.

Okay, but how
are we supposed to herd

a bunch of... anomalies,

or whatever they're called,
to your locker?

That's the thing, is that we
learned so much about you guys

through the multiverse.

- Yeah. You guys are badass.
- Yeah.

Like, Emile,
we met a version of you

that was the general
of an army...

of sociopathic lobsters,
but it was still cool.

And, like, Joyce, you were this,
like, rebel leader.

And even Sierra?

You were a grizzled fighter.

And it was sick.

[Davey] And, Alexis,
you were consistently cool

in every single universe.

And, Abbott, you were...
[exhales]

You were strong, physically,

in a bunch of different ways
that were...

Often the same
and pretty much just one note.

Yes.

What about me?

[cackling]

[screams]

[scream echoes]

Mark, you were there, too!

And, you guys, every time we
worked together, we nailed it.

Mostly. So, what do you say?

Will you help us herd all of the
anomalies back into our locker?

You know what?

[intense music swells, fades]

I'm into the weird.
It's very on brand.

Count me in.

I am also in, too.

- Let's do it.
- I'm in, too.

I'll come along for the ride.

[clears throat]

Looks like my schedule's clear.

[laughter and cheering]

So, uh, what's the plan?

- I don't know. What's the plan?
- What are we thinking?

Let's scheme.

There's no plan?

Oh, my God. You're kidding me.

We are obviously
not the planning types.

Yeah, I mean, that's why
we needed someone to rely on

who is really good at planning.

Okay, we'll move through
the school in teams.

Abbott, Mark,
you take the east corridor.

Alexis and I will sweep
the southern hallways.

And Emile and Joyce,
you take the west wing.

All in on three.

[all] One, two...

Joyce!

Yup. And you know what?
It looks like we've started.

So let's get a move on, people!

We've got some anomalies to get!

[all shouting]

[rock music playing]

[overlapped shouting]

[Sierra] Hey! Hi, everyone!

I'm going to need you all
to hustle out of here, okay?

My clipboard! Stop!

All right, go to the lockers.
Charge!

Go! Go!

Hey, Lunch Lady Rhonda.

I am so sorry about this,
Principal Neighbors.

[snarling]

This is really weird
for me, too.

We just gotta get you
back in the locker.

Yeah, Abbott, you got this!

Everyone, be chill.

Oh, my gosh, that vest.

That is an exact replica
of the vest I got in Majorca.

Ugh!

A bag of wet hair?

There are 14 lighthouses.
I visited all 14 of them.

[Sierra]
Oh, my God, just go!

[wolf snarling]

[creature snarling and clicking]

Oh.

Not today,
enormous giant spider.

[snarling and clicking]

Or my name isn't Mark Red Shirt!

[laughs]

[yells]

Oh, you okay, buddy?

[panicked shouting]

[rock music playing]

[grunts]

Okay, that works.

- [snaps fingers]
- Y'all ready?

[overlapped chatter]

[Emile] Let's get y'all
back in the locker! Yeehaw!

[Julius]
Just rolling through, girls.

- [Julius laughs]
- Yikes.

How'd he get so big?

I think he may have eaten
a lot of people after we left.

Oh.

Come on, Cheryl,
can we talk about this, please?

Oh!

Sure.

Why don't we start with how you
sold me out and ruined my life?

I... that-that's funny.
That's...

That's not exactly
how I remember it.

See, what I remember is,
we were friends.

And then I made the Elite Squad,

but you didn't make
the Higher Science team.

And then you modified
my detainer without my consent,

causing me to send a wanted
rogue asset to Dimension X.

Again with
the Amelia Earhart thing?

Yes, again
with the Amelia Earhart thing!

You tampered with my detainer.

Stephen, what did you do?

I caught up with her
and she burst into particles.

It works! Yes!

- What works, Stephen?
- Dimension X. Like we said!

- What?
- We talked about that.

No, we didn't!

Why are you upset?

You used me

for your own
precious research!

[Mr. Schneider]
Don't say that.

It was her. She's gone rogue!

No, no, don't! No, no, no, no!

Ask her where Amelia Earhart is!

Check her detainer right now!

You lied to me.

Don't you--

Okay, I shouldn't have.

I shouldn't have done that.

But I was not using you.
I-I-I just...

I wanted you to-to-to--

- What?
- I wanted you to notice me!

- What?
- After you made the Elite Squad,

I never saw you again.

Oh, you finally
fit in somewhere.

Meanwhile, I'm back to being
that crackpot Schneider,

too unstable for Higher Science.

Nothing I haven't heard
my whole life.

And you-you-you just...
You ditched me.

It wasn't like that.

And I didn't ditch you.

And you were struggling
with that case,

and she kept escaping, and...

and I thought if I could just
make it work,

if I could just help you,

then we could, you know,
do what we always talked about.

Take MOM by storm.

Run it together.

We still could have done
all that, Stephen.

If only you hadn't been so--

So what?

[dramatic music playing]

Say it!

You're crazy!

Crazy.

I am not crazy!

I know.

But you just betrayed me.

I only betrayed you
because you betrayed me first.

No, I didn't.

I didn't turn you in, Stephen.

But...

[stammers]

...if you didn't report me
to MOM, then who did?

[gasps]

[gasps]

[intense music playing]

Ouch.

Sorry, office, buddy.

You just went a bit... crazy.

[device beeps]

Got her, sir.

Yes, I'll find the two
delinquents and bring 'em in.

Okay. Ready?

Let's suck up some anomalies.

[whirring]

- [air rushing]
- [all scream]

[screaming]

- [muffled scream]
- Ah!

[shrieking]

[Jonesie] Get him!

[Davey]
Take my hand! Take my hand!

Hey! Here!

Take it!

[air rushing]

[strained scream]

[yelling]

[shrieking]

[all gasp]

[breathing heavily]

- Hell, yeah!
- [all] Shh!

[door creaks closed]

[Jonesie] Okay.

Okay.

Now we celebrate!

[all cheer]

[uplifting music playing]

[distant cheering]

[muffled groans]

[panting] Okay. Wait, okay.

[grunting]

I can't. I can't.

I'll be back.
I promise. I promise.

[muffled] Stephen!

[groans]

[excited chatter]

[Mr. Schneider]
Hey, hey, guys.

Schneider, you're alive!

Okay, guess what?
We crushed it!

All right, you have to go find
those missing mascot heads now.

There's another DAD here.

And 6689 will keep degrading

unless the missing matter
is returned.

But what about you, and how are
we gonna find the mascot heads?

[Mr. Schneider] You've made it
this far, you'll figure it out.

And if not,
one of the other Schneiders

is gonna have to help you,

because I have to stay here
and, uh...

handle things.

[chatter and laughter]

[Davey]
But what about them?

As soon as you go through,
they're gonna refreeze and reset

to exactly the way
they were before the override.

So they're not gonna
remember any of this?

They're just gonna go back
to being mad at us?

Yeah.

Can you give us a minute?

Yeah.

[Jonesie]
Hey, guys, that was...

That was really great work.

I have to admit,
that was kind of... fun.

- [all giggle]
- [Davey] It was.

But we have to...

go away for a bit.

And, uh...

[tearfully] ...we just wanted
to thank you for everything.

Oh, my God. What?

It's fine. We forgive you.

We'll see you when you get back.

Oh. Oh...

[laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

[Davey chuckles nervously]

[whispers] It's okay to cry.

[clears throat]

Davey?

[laughs]

All right, look, I've...

I've put the coordinates
for 6689 on the holo network,

so as soon as you get
the mascot heads,

you can come
straight back here, okay?

Whatever happens
out there, I'm...

I'm proud of you.

And I've enjoyed
getting to know you.

- Kinda.
- Yeah, man.

- Okay.
- [Davey] You too.

Also, could you mention that
to the other Schneiders

when you chat with them next,

'cause they think
we're massive screwups.

I thought you said
they loved you.

- Love is a strong word.
- Oh, my God.

Just get the mascot heads
and get back here.

[rock music playing]

[ticking]

[sighs]

Hey!

Hey.

Is that-- Is that Andy?

Did we do... Did we go
to the academy together?

Stephen Schneider?

Long time!

- Oh, man!
- Yeah.

So, I mean,

any insight into what the heck
happened here?

Uh...

um...

uh...

Yes.

Look...

I built the portal with the help
of the other Schneiders,

and we've been helping
Davey and Jonesie

escape Cheryl ever since.

We finally got them home.

And then there were these
missing mascot heads.

Anyway, I sent the girls
back through the portal

so they could retrieve them,
and we could reset 6689.

Then after that,
I and the other Schneiders

will take full responsibility...

uh, for...

For everything.

Stephen, relax.

None of that is necessary.

Or happening.

What?

Gosh, and to think
all those crazy stories

Cheryl said about you were true!

[Andy laughs]

Twist alert!

Hey.

It was you.

[menacing music playing]

Oh, farts.

It was me.

So, Cheryl,
what have you done with her?

How did you get that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Cheryl?

Cheryl!

[exhales]

Oh, boy.

Disgusting vermin.

[beeping]

Oh, Cheryl, got some bad news
about your buddy Schneider.

Oh, farts.

[beeping]

[inhales and sighs]

Whew!

[Karl] So, what you're saying
is Cheryl attacked you

and murdered Schneider 6689,

and then locked the universe
so the girls can't get back.

[beeping rapidly]

[clicks]

You have full discretion
to use whatever resources

or force is necessary,

but hurry and be discreet,

because if 6689 stays locked
in stasis for much longer...

it may have to be decommissioned
for good.

[whistling]

[door slides closed]

[Andy]
Open encrypted file.

Andy's Dandy Manifesto.

Hmm.

[suspenseful music playing]

Hmm.

Take your time, girls.

I am in no rush.

[Mr. Schneider]
So, bad news.

We have no idea
where the mascot heads are.

That is very, very bad.

That's absolutely garbage.

- [groans]
- Forsooth. Lamentable tragedy.

I got lunch with Pitt
this morning.

We're gonna get into
so much trouble.

My specialty in this situation
is panic.

- You know, harsh tokes.
- This sounds like a YP,

and not an MP.

Your problem, not my problem.

Understand?

Well, it, uh, looks like
the girls are going back

into the key change.

[both, singsongy]
Multiverse!

[guitar music playing]

[all groan]

[folksy guitar music continuous]

♪ Feels like
I'm made of glass ♪

♪ I could cut you ♪

♪ Or you could break me
in half ♪

♪ Spending days ♪

♪ In a pane
I didn't know I had ♪

♪ Keeping away ♪

♪ On the mainland ♪

♪ It takes time ♪

♪ In this world of mine ♪

♪ I'm seeing... ♪

[song fades]

[upbeat music playing]

[laughter]

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