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Cut! 15 00:00:32,934 --> 00:00:35,013 I cut. Here! 16 00:00:35,014 --> 00:00:36,143 Oh, he said, "Cut!" 17 00:00:36,144 --> 00:00:38,353 [ Laughter ] 18 00:00:38,354 --> 00:00:39,563 Shoot it, Barb! 19 00:00:39,564 --> 00:00:41,103 You shoot it! 20 00:00:41,104 --> 00:00:43,144 Oh! Come on! Should've shot it! 21 00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:45,563 [ Crowd cheering ] 22 00:00:45,564 --> 00:00:47,193 Melissa: No! Don't- You can't! 23 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:48,573 Foul! Technical foul! 24 00:00:48,574 --> 00:00:49,693 [ Indistinct arguing ] 25 00:00:49,694 --> 00:00:51,113 Give it to me, then. Arguing... 26 00:00:51,114 --> 00:00:52,243 Gimme another one! Gimme another one! 27 00:00:52,244 --> 00:00:54,993 Shoot it, Barb. Shoot it. Shoot it! 28 00:00:54,994 --> 00:00:56,583 [ Crowd cheers ] 29 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:59,913 ? 30 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:02,003 [ Whistle blows ] Stay down! 31 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:03,333 ? 32 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:05,334 Ava. Ooh! 33 00:01:06,794 --> 00:01:07,844 Unh! 34 00:01:07,915 --> 00:01:10,013 Unh! 35 00:01:10,014 --> 00:01:11,064 Ohh! 36 00:01:12,134 --> 00:01:13,473 Unh! 37 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,343 ? 38 00:01:15,344 --> 00:01:17,433 [ Ava grunting ] 39 00:01:17,434 --> 00:01:19,013 Barbara: Give me the ball. 40 00:01:19,014 --> 00:01:20,933 Three, four, five. 41 00:01:20,934 --> 00:01:22,853 And shoot! 42 00:01:22,854 --> 00:01:23,893 [ Crowd cheers ] 43 00:01:23,894 --> 00:01:25,563 Yes! 44 00:01:25,564 --> 00:01:27,733 I'm carrying this team! 45 00:01:27,734 --> 00:01:29,573 Yes! Yes! 46 00:01:29,574 --> 00:01:31,653 The wrong basket. 47 00:01:31,654 --> 00:01:33,613 Man: Whoa! Ohh! 48 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:35,404 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 49 00:01:35,414 --> 00:01:43,674 ? 50 00:01:47,544 --> 00:01:50,463 Gregory! I'm bummed we're missing your panel. Oh. 51 00:01:50,464 --> 00:01:52,633 Remember- the best response 52 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,174 is the one given with a smile. 53 00:01:55,184 --> 00:01:58,013 Noted. Thank you. But I'd rather be doing CPR training 54 00:01:58,014 --> 00:01:59,013 at the district with you all. 55 00:01:59,014 --> 00:02:01,054 What?! You're gonna be on a panel 56 00:02:01,064 --> 00:02:03,063 about the future of education! 57 00:02:03,064 --> 00:02:04,773 You're about to have the time of your life. 58 00:02:04,774 --> 00:02:06,733 Eh, it's not exactly my idea of fun. 59 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,063 Yeah, well, your idea of fun 60 00:02:08,064 --> 00:02:11,024 is, like, collecting rare teaspoons. 61 00:02:11,025 --> 00:02:12,653 I guess it'll be cool talking with other educators. 62 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:13,993 Maybe I'll learn something, 63 00:02:13,994 --> 00:02:16,913 but other than that, it's an easy, low-key night. 64 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:19,073 Barbara: Well, well, well! Jacob: Ooh! 65 00:02:19,074 --> 00:02:20,373 Are you sure the two of you 66 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,583 are going to the same event? 67 00:02:21,584 --> 00:02:23,583 Yes, Barb. [ Chuckles ] 68 00:02:23,584 --> 00:02:24,913 Why don't you look better? 69 00:02:24,914 --> 00:02:27,253 Because this is a modest panel of educators 70 00:02:27,254 --> 00:02:29,593 speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday. 71 00:02:29,594 --> 00:02:30,753 I'm dressed appropriately! 72 00:02:30,754 --> 00:02:32,053 Melissa: Maybe for a Monday. 73 00:02:32,054 --> 00:02:33,763 What is up with you today? 74 00:02:33,764 --> 00:02:34,923 I dunno. 75 00:02:34,924 --> 00:02:37,053 This is the Thunderdome. Okay? 76 00:02:37,054 --> 00:02:39,893 My sorority sister/rival, Crystal, is gonna be there. 77 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:41,683 We hate each other, but admitting that means defeat, 78 00:02:41,684 --> 00:02:43,774 so, Gregory, we have to win this panel. 79 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:47,103 Manny: Hey. Hey. 80 00:02:47,104 --> 00:02:48,523 How are we feeling about tonight? 81 00:02:48,524 --> 00:02:51,114 Definitely not diarrheal, I'll tell you that much. 82 00:02:51,115 --> 00:02:55,443 So, the superintendent makes his final decision tonight 83 00:02:55,444 --> 00:02:57,283 on whether or not my librarian program 84 00:02:57,284 --> 00:02:59,623 is gonna be instituted district-wide. 85 00:02:59,624 --> 00:03:01,373 I also have CPR training in a bit 86 00:03:01,374 --> 00:03:04,243 with my Abbott friends who I haven't seen in a while. 87 00:03:04,244 --> 00:03:08,543 Good news is CPR class- best place to stress faint. 88 00:03:08,544 --> 00:03:09,833 It's kind of a big night. 89 00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:11,793 You sure you're good to take a class? 90 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:14,463 Yeah. I can't reschedule it again. 91 00:03:14,464 --> 00:03:16,303 My certification lapses next week, 92 00:03:16,304 --> 00:03:18,723 so if I don't do it tonight, I can't teach anymore. 93 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:20,093 [ Chuckles ] 94 00:03:20,094 --> 00:03:21,144 Oh. 95 00:03:22,764 --> 00:03:25,354 Captain Robinson: Alright, everyone! Settle in! 96 00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:28,233 - Jacob? - Avi. Hi! 97 00:03:28,234 --> 00:03:30,153 Nice to see you again. 98 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:32,483 Aah! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! 99 00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:34,943 I know, right? Well, let's get a drink later and catch up. 100 00:03:34,944 --> 00:03:36,363 Okay. Captain Robinson: Ahem! 101 00:03:36,364 --> 00:03:38,494 Who knows the three C's of CPR? 102 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,323 How about you, miss? 103 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:44,373 Ha! Why don't you ask someone else, Captain Rob? 104 00:03:44,374 --> 00:03:45,623 Man: I can show you! 105 00:03:45,624 --> 00:03:47,253 Yes. 106 00:03:47,254 --> 00:03:50,213 Ooh! Melissa. 107 00:03:50,214 --> 00:03:53,293 I think that man wants to socialize with you. 108 00:03:53,294 --> 00:03:54,794 I would hope so. 109 00:03:54,804 --> 00:03:57,173 He ate the last of my cereal this morning. 110 00:03:57,174 --> 00:03:59,553 What? He was at your house? 111 00:03:59,554 --> 00:04:01,183 Girl, was there a fire? 112 00:04:01,184 --> 00:04:02,643 Eh... 113 00:04:02,644 --> 00:04:04,433 You are dating this man? 114 00:04:04,434 --> 00:04:06,313 No, we're not dating. They're hooking up. 115 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,563 [ Janine gasps ] Jacob! 116 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:09,063 Now I missed the second "C." 117 00:04:09,064 --> 00:04:11,443 How did I not know about this? Or me?! 118 00:04:11,444 --> 00:04:12,863 Because there's nothing to know. 119 00:04:12,864 --> 00:04:14,653 Except maybe the walls at my place 120 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,283 are thinner than I thought, Jacob. 121 00:04:16,284 --> 00:04:17,614 Wh- [ Knocking on glass ] 122 00:04:18,614 --> 00:04:20,863 Um, uh, you know what? I-I'll be right back. 123 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:22,243 Nobody say anything important while I'm gone. 124 00:04:22,244 --> 00:04:24,283 We will not be pausing the course! 125 00:04:24,284 --> 00:04:26,953 Hey. Please tell me you pulled me out in a panic 126 00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:28,913 as a fun prank- 'cause you got me. Ha! 127 00:04:28,914 --> 00:04:31,164 Uh, no. We have a big problem. 128 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:32,883 Captain Robinson: ...people, we think that way about... 129 00:04:32,884 --> 00:04:34,543 [ Indistinct conversations ] 130 00:04:34,544 --> 00:04:35,503 What are you doing? 131 00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:36,843 Sizing up the opps. 132 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,013 The opps? 133 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:40,513 There she is. Darth Hater herself. 134 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,973 Who? Crystal. 135 00:04:41,974 --> 00:04:43,933 My trifling sorority sister and nemesis. 136 00:04:43,934 --> 00:04:45,513 If her bird-ass ain't competing with me, 137 00:04:45,514 --> 00:04:47,433 her raggedy-ass is copying me. 138 00:04:47,434 --> 00:04:50,143 Her crusty self even copied me on becoming a principal. 139 00:04:50,144 --> 00:04:52,443 Or her dusty self became one first just to spite me. 140 00:04:52,444 --> 00:04:53,943 Crystal! [ Chuckles ] 141 00:04:53,944 --> 00:04:55,653 Oh! 142 00:04:55,654 --> 00:04:57,073 Soror! 143 00:04:57,074 --> 00:04:59,283 Oh! Mwah! Ooh! 144 00:04:59,284 --> 00:05:01,033 Don't mind him. He's just documenting 145 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,283 since it's my fourth time here. 146 00:05:03,284 --> 00:05:05,873 I'm so glad you were finally invited! 147 00:05:05,874 --> 00:05:08,043 And you brought your educator of the year. 148 00:05:08,044 --> 00:05:10,253 You know Richard won that two years ago? 149 00:05:10,254 --> 00:05:11,913 Richard. 150 00:05:11,914 --> 00:05:13,583 Richard Tyler Williams. Hi. 151 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:15,503 Richard Tyler Williams. 152 00:05:15,504 --> 00:05:18,803 Richard Tyler Williams. On all platforms. 153 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:22,013 Ava Coleman, esteemed principal of Abbott Elementary. 154 00:05:22,014 --> 00:05:23,553 To my left, Gregory Eddie- 155 00:05:23,554 --> 00:05:26,143 Gregory Eddie. Last year's educator of the year! 156 00:05:26,144 --> 00:05:27,933 Congrats! Ah. Thank you. It was, uh- 157 00:05:27,934 --> 00:05:29,433 You just started teaching full-time 158 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:31,063 when you got that, right? 159 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,063 Yeah. Interesting. [ Giggles ] 160 00:05:33,064 --> 00:05:35,193 Tariq: Oh [bleep] 161 00:05:35,194 --> 00:05:36,563 What's good, Abbott family? 162 00:05:36,564 --> 00:05:40,113 Oh. Tariq's here. Hey. Why? 163 00:05:40,114 --> 00:05:43,323 Uh, I'm moderating the panel. Yeah. I'm president of the PTA. 164 00:05:43,324 --> 00:05:44,533 Questions about to be real off center. 165 00:05:44,534 --> 00:05:46,663 Real head-scratchers. 166 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:48,123 Sorry. Let me get this straight. 167 00:05:48,124 --> 00:05:51,503 Passyunk University is pulling out of the librarian program 168 00:05:51,504 --> 00:05:54,293 because it doesn't meet their standards for academic credits? 169 00:05:54,294 --> 00:05:55,753 Some random chancellor swooped in, 170 00:05:55,754 --> 00:05:57,253 blew the whole thing up last minute. 171 00:05:57,254 --> 00:05:59,383 Oh, my God. Look. It's a setback. 172 00:05:59,384 --> 00:06:01,673 Maybe you can go to the other universities in the area. 173 00:06:01,674 --> 00:06:03,133 They all needed money to participate. 174 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,004 Passyunk was the only one to say yes! 175 00:06:06,144 --> 00:06:07,194 Um... 176 00:06:09,564 --> 00:06:11,643 We have to ask the district for money. 177 00:06:11,644 --> 00:06:15,893 That's... a wild sentence! Whoo-hoo! 178 00:06:15,894 --> 00:06:18,904 Have Superintendent Reynolds in my office within the hour. 179 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:21,943 I got carried away. 180 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:23,573 I can go to him. Whatever works. 181 00:06:23,574 --> 00:06:25,033 Okay. Okay. 182 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:26,823 Alright. Let's get this show on the road. 183 00:06:26,824 --> 00:06:29,743 Uh, panelists, what's the single most important thing 184 00:06:29,744 --> 00:06:32,743 about being a leader? 185 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:35,293 Well, what I've learned from my experience- I'd have to say 186 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:37,213 about being a leader is... 187 00:06:37,214 --> 00:06:40,764 showing up, looking good, and being on. 188 00:06:45,974 --> 00:06:50,263 Well, I was going to say that being a leader 189 00:06:50,264 --> 00:06:52,473 means asking yourself, 190 00:06:52,474 --> 00:06:54,264 "Would I follow me?" 191 00:06:54,274 --> 00:06:55,393 Woman: Yes! 192 00:06:55,394 --> 00:06:56,603 [ Cheers and applause ] 193 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:57,654 Man: That's a bar! 194 00:07:00,314 --> 00:07:03,943 The applause is letting me know that that's interesting. 195 00:07:03,944 --> 00:07:05,573 Hello? I don't- I don't think this is on. 196 00:07:05,574 --> 00:07:07,453 Woman: It is! 197 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:08,703 Avi, hit 'em with it! 198 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:10,413 Compressions for circulation. 199 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:12,333 Check the airway. Administer breath. 200 00:07:12,334 --> 00:07:13,993 And that's cap! Alright. 201 00:07:13,994 --> 00:07:16,464 Partner one, take five! Partner two, you're up! 202 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:21,543 Are you seriously mad? 203 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:23,053 I don't know why you wouldn't trust me enough 204 00:07:23,054 --> 00:07:24,423 to tell me who's courting you. 205 00:07:24,424 --> 00:07:26,464 Nobody is courting me. 206 00:07:26,474 --> 00:07:28,723 This ain't "Bridgerton." It's casual. 207 00:07:28,724 --> 00:07:30,393 Casual what? Casual friends? 208 00:07:30,394 --> 00:07:32,433 Casual pickpockets? Casual ghosts? 209 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:33,933 Casual what?! 210 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:35,143 It's modern day, Barb. 211 00:07:35,144 --> 00:07:37,103 It doesn't have to be... casual anything. 212 00:07:37,104 --> 00:07:38,603 There's no reason to label it. 213 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:40,523 But if I were gonna label it, 214 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:42,273 I would say it's just sex. 215 00:07:42,274 --> 00:07:43,814 Hm... 216 00:07:43,824 --> 00:07:48,453 We can only do what we can do. 217 00:07:48,454 --> 00:07:50,454 [ Applause ] 218 00:07:53,954 --> 00:07:56,744 Okay, then. Well, uh, uh, Greg, same "Q." 219 00:07:56,754 --> 00:08:00,253 Do students need to take tests? Yes. 220 00:08:00,254 --> 00:08:03,753 Tests are the barometer for what information has been retained. 221 00:08:03,754 --> 00:08:05,383 [ Woman clears throat ] 222 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:08,883 Uh, I'd like to "minus one" Gregory's answer. 223 00:08:08,884 --> 00:08:11,093 Uh, yeah. I'm- I'm gonna have to 224 00:08:11,094 --> 00:08:13,053 times two that "minus one." 225 00:08:13,054 --> 00:08:15,804 Because although tests are important, 226 00:08:15,814 --> 00:08:18,603 at the end of the day, the children are our future. 227 00:08:18,604 --> 00:08:21,483 [ Cheers and applause ] 228 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,193 Tariq: Alright. Well, uh, that's gonna bring 229 00:08:23,194 --> 00:08:25,613 Abbott's score to a negative-2 230 00:08:25,614 --> 00:08:26,983 at the bottom of the first, y'all. 231 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:30,234 Educator of the year, folks. Ugh... 232 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,454 [ Laughter ] [ Richard giggles ] 233 00:08:34,704 --> 00:08:37,043 We are not just losing. We are getting smoked. 234 00:08:37,044 --> 00:08:38,333 You cannot lose a panel. 235 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:39,623 This is like every other panel that's ever existed. 236 00:08:39,624 --> 00:08:41,123 It's non-competitive. 237 00:08:41,124 --> 00:08:42,423 You are getting our asses kicked out there! 238 00:08:42,424 --> 00:08:44,333 I am being asked questions, and I'm answering them 239 00:08:44,334 --> 00:08:45,923 clearly and concisely. 240 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:47,253 Okay? Everyone else is just grandstanding. 241 00:08:47,254 --> 00:08:50,004 That's what a panel is. Richard is a career panelist. 242 00:08:50,014 --> 00:08:51,843 I'm not even sure he still teaches. 243 00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:54,343 He's corny, but he knows nobody cares what you say. 244 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:55,683 They care how you say it. 245 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:57,393 I care what I say! Then say it better! 246 00:08:57,394 --> 00:08:59,143 Give it some razzle! 247 00:08:59,144 --> 00:09:01,443 For the love of God, Gregory, give it some dazzle. 248 00:09:01,444 --> 00:09:02,773 You have to change up your tactics, too. 249 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:04,153 Nobody's lobbing questions at me. 250 00:09:04,154 --> 00:09:06,523 That's 'cause you keep trying to answer every question. 251 00:09:06,524 --> 00:09:09,113 If you stop talking, people will start paying attention. 252 00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,533 That's counterintuitive. Trust me. 253 00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:13,363 Don't say anything... at all. 254 00:09:13,364 --> 00:09:16,203 Like asking a swan not to glide. 255 00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:18,293 Now, the most important thing to remember is- 256 00:09:18,294 --> 00:09:20,793 Okay. What did I miss? I was just in the middle of- 257 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,213 No, I meant in regards to gossip. 258 00:09:22,214 --> 00:09:24,833 Well, it seems that my friend here 259 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:27,173 of over 15 years... 260 00:09:27,174 --> 00:09:30,923 trusts me less than a common street stranger. 261 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:33,433 I trust you. I just didn't think you would understand. 262 00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,933 Boy, was I right! 263 00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:36,553 Can we focus, please?! Alright. 264 00:09:36,554 --> 00:09:38,223 We're gonna split up into pairs again, 265 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:39,813 but now we have an uneven number. 266 00:09:39,814 --> 00:09:42,773 So, Avi, why don't you partner up with Jacob over there 267 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:44,273 since your lips already touched? 268 00:09:44,274 --> 00:09:45,403 Barbara: Ooh. What?! 269 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:46,653 Why would our previously touching lips 270 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,273 even matter in this situation? 271 00:09:48,274 --> 00:09:51,233 Okay. You hooked up with him? Why didn't you tell me? 272 00:09:51,234 --> 00:09:53,234 Well, well, well! 273 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:56,373 Doesn't seem like such fun being left out, now, does it? 274 00:09:56,374 --> 00:09:59,083 No, it's different because we are roommates, 275 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:01,203 so I have to know what goes on under my roof. 276 00:10:01,204 --> 00:10:02,744 Or on your roof. 277 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,213 Melissa: What?! Janine: Oh, my God. 278 00:10:04,214 --> 00:10:06,713 Okay. You know what? I forgive you for not telling me. 279 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:09,503 In fact, I'm not even gonna take it personally. 280 00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:11,343 Ha! Jacob, why didn't you tell me? 281 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,303 I did. I texted you. You responded, "10-4, my dude." 282 00:10:14,304 --> 00:10:17,013 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. I guess I have been busier than normal. 283 00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:18,513 Hey, Big Teagues. I just got us five minutes 284 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:19,973 with Superintendent Reynolds. 285 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:23,103 Okay. I can sell it in three. 286 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:26,273 Folks, you can't be a hero if you leave the scene! 287 00:10:26,274 --> 00:10:29,943 I- Teacher reviews are stellar. 288 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:31,693 Everything about this feels like a win. 289 00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:32,823 [ Chuckles ] 290 00:10:32,824 --> 00:10:34,653 But just to be clear... Janine: Mm-hmm. 291 00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:37,743 ...y-you're now saying that it's no longer free. 292 00:10:37,744 --> 00:10:40,783 That's correct. Oh. Dang it. 293 00:10:40,784 --> 00:10:42,993 I was really rooting for this one. 294 00:10:42,994 --> 00:10:44,003 [ Sighs ] 295 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:45,713 Sorry. That's it? It's over? 296 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,833 Well, it's not my "project approved" trash can. 297 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:50,003 You know- Why would I have one of those? 298 00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:51,673 Right. Um... Hey. 299 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:53,513 I like the program. A lot. 300 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:56,093 Mm-hmm. But we... 301 00:10:56,094 --> 00:10:58,263 Y-You know, we... 302 00:10:58,264 --> 00:10:59,513 don't have money for this. 303 00:10:59,514 --> 00:11:00,853 Right. Right. 304 00:11:00,854 --> 00:11:02,263 See, free is my jam. 305 00:11:02,264 --> 00:11:03,643 Yeah. Right. Right? Right? 306 00:11:03,644 --> 00:11:05,313 Free... Mm-hmm. 307 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,773 ...not free. Mnh! [ Chuckles ] 308 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,193 Free! Yeah. 309 00:11:08,194 --> 00:11:10,193 Not free. Rrr! Right? 310 00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:12,073 This- This visual is working, right? 311 00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:13,363 It is, yeah, for sure. 312 00:11:13,364 --> 00:11:15,033 Maybe if we can have, like, one more day 313 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,533 just to figure something out. 314 00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:19,573 Well, final approvals are recorded by 8:00 p.m. tonight. 315 00:11:19,574 --> 00:11:20,913 That's the state's rules, not mine. 316 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,584 Right. Of course. 317 00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:27,663 This sucks. Oh, unless it doesn't suck. 318 00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:29,423 Because we could- Oh, it does suck. 319 00:11:29,424 --> 00:11:31,753 Okay, I didn't go with this originally 320 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:34,343 because I thought the program would have a better shot 321 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,423 if there was, like, a big-name school attached, but... 322 00:11:36,424 --> 00:11:38,133 Yeah. 323 00:11:38,134 --> 00:11:40,013 What about Tasker Community College? 324 00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:41,853 And, you know- Now, I assumed 325 00:11:41,854 --> 00:11:44,143 people would have opinions about community colleges. 326 00:11:44,144 --> 00:11:45,433 However... I went there. 327 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:46,974 I went to Penn! 328 00:11:46,975 --> 00:11:48,773 I am so sorry. I don't know why I do that. 329 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,563 Let's make a call. Just give me 15 minutes. 330 00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:52,443 I need to go save a dummy's life. Okay. 331 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,773 Let's hear from someone we haven't heard from in a second. 332 00:11:54,774 --> 00:11:57,113 Principal Coleman, how do you continue 333 00:11:57,114 --> 00:11:58,454 to motivate students? 334 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:07,254 Persistence. 335 00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:12,503 Okay. Maybe, Greg, you want to answer that one? 336 00:12:12,504 --> 00:12:14,793 I would like to answer that question, yes. 337 00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:17,593 Um... motivation. 338 00:12:17,594 --> 00:12:19,383 Motivate. Let's look at that. 339 00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:21,343 Let's- Let's break that down. 340 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,223 Let's break down "motivate." 341 00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:25,893 The first- first part of the word. "Motive." 342 00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:28,683 Why are you doing what it is that you're doing? 343 00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:31,603 You better figure that out. Second part, "ate." 344 00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:33,233 Are you taking in enough nutrition 345 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:36,323 to sustain you throughout your day? 346 00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:38,864 Because if you balance your breakfast... 347 00:12:41,914 --> 00:12:43,544 ...you'll balance your blessings. 348 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:47,453 Let's take some questions from the audience. 349 00:12:47,454 --> 00:12:48,703 What the hell was that? 350 00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:50,213 Me? What the hell was that? 351 00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:52,333 I did what you said to do! I did what you said to do! 352 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,713 Ooh, man, you're lucky I got a backup plan. 353 00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:57,383 Yes. My man in the Rat Pack jacket right there. 354 00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,303 Hello, lads. I'm Bister Bohnson 355 00:12:59,304 --> 00:13:00,763 from Babbott Belementary, 356 00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:03,183 where I work as a teacher, not as a janitor, 357 00:13:03,184 --> 00:13:05,933 although I have immense respect for the work they do. 358 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:07,643 My question is for Ava. 359 00:13:07,644 --> 00:13:10,853 How do you balance curriculum and after-school programs 360 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:13,233 like step team and garden club? 361 00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:15,863 Thank you, Bister. Uh, balance starts with the- 362 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:18,573 You know, Bister, after-school programs 363 00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:19,863 are all well and nice, 364 00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,783 but a better predictor for success 365 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,993 is a program we have at Liberty 366 00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:26,033 that's not at Abbott- 367 00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:27,824 in-school day care. 368 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,333 Because learning knows no age. 369 00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,663 [ Applause ] 370 00:13:31,664 --> 00:13:33,623 Well, damn! That was powerful! 371 00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:35,293 Three points for that lady! 372 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:36,624 Yes, sir. 373 00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:38,384 Mr. Johnson: Thank you. [ Chuckles ] 374 00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:40,673 Alright. Test time! I call first! 375 00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:43,133 But you talked to me about Gary. 376 00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:45,093 Because that was a real relationship 377 00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:46,763 that you approved of. 378 00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:48,643 You wouldn't understand. You've been married 30 years. 379 00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,643 Oh, my God! Congrats! 380 00:13:50,644 --> 00:13:52,353 Oh, thank you, baby. 381 00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:54,193 But that does not mean that I cannot understand 382 00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:55,773 newfangled dating. 383 00:13:55,774 --> 00:13:57,233 Hey, guys, I'm kind of on a time crunch, 384 00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:58,273 so if we could just get to... 385 00:13:58,274 --> 00:13:59,943 Okay. Listen. 386 00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:02,283 I'm sorry that I didn't think you would understand. 387 00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:04,073 Thank you. 388 00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:06,073 So why didn't you tell me about him? 389 00:14:06,074 --> 00:14:07,703 Oh, I just didn't think it was serious. 390 00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:08,783 Avi: Huh? 391 00:14:08,784 --> 00:14:10,293 I'll tell you what's serious! 392 00:14:10,294 --> 00:14:11,663 The bystander phenomenon! 393 00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:13,454 Hey. What if I take the test now? 394 00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:15,963 Oh, I thought we just both assumed that it wasn't serious. 395 00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,673 That's why I didn't respond to your texts. 396 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:20,253 I thought you were being coy. I even showed Captain Robinson. 397 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:22,173 I said, "Look how coy this boy is." 398 00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:23,263 And I told you that was unlikely. 399 00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:25,933 Okay, enough! Captain Robinson, the test! 400 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,013 Alright, but I don't think you'll pass. 401 00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,093 You missed almost the entire class. 402 00:14:28,094 --> 00:14:30,393 Oh, has human biology changed in the past three years? 403 00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:31,563 Start the clock. 404 00:14:31,564 --> 00:14:33,313 There's no clock! That's not how it works! 405 00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:34,564 I said start the clock! 406 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:37,103 [ Grunting softly ] 407 00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:38,984 ...four, five, six, seven, eight... 408 00:14:40,324 --> 00:14:41,864 [ Breathing sharply ] 409 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,034 Jacob: Ooh! Barbara: My, my, my. 410 00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:51,833 So, not sure if you had a chance to read our e-mail, 411 00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,293 but we'd love to invite some of the students 412 00:14:53,294 --> 00:14:55,793 over at your community college to participate in a program. 413 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,963 We'll do it! 414 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,383 R-Really? 415 00:14:58,384 --> 00:14:59,793 [ Gasps ] Okay. Awesome! 416 00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:01,213 So you did read the e-mail? 417 00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:03,213 No, but no one ever invites our students 418 00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:06,303 to participate in these or any kinds of initiatives, 419 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:07,593 which is a shame. 420 00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:09,553 Too true. Okay. Amazing! 421 00:15:09,554 --> 00:15:12,143 So w-we'll set something to finesse the details this week. 422 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,643 But for now, as I'm presenting it tonight, 423 00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,183 I can confirm that you're in? 424 00:15:16,184 --> 00:15:19,233 We'll do it. And thanks for thinking of us. 425 00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:20,773 We're not always the first call. 426 00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:23,863 Ohh. Well, you were this time. 427 00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:25,073 Then why was this so last-minute? 428 00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,573 We live on the edge. Okay. Bye. 429 00:15:26,574 --> 00:15:27,493 What? [ Mouse clicks ] 430 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,783 [ Laughs ] 431 00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:30,243 [ Grunts ] 432 00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:33,583 [ Indistinct conversations ] 433 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,123 Couldn't be me. 434 00:15:35,124 --> 00:15:36,413 Yeah, I'm not really good at this stuff. 435 00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:38,503 Because me and you are a lot alike. Hm? 436 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,873 We're too real for this crap. 437 00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:41,043 Yeah, that might be true. 438 00:15:41,044 --> 00:15:42,463 I'm not really made for grandstanding. 439 00:15:42,464 --> 00:15:44,093 That's a good thing. 440 00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:46,843 My shiniest mop leaves the most grime in its wake. 441 00:15:46,844 --> 00:15:48,343 They're not even really saying anything. 442 00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:50,343 Meanwhile, we're doing a ton of stuff at Abbott 443 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:52,393 that's actually having a positive impact on the kids. 444 00:15:52,394 --> 00:15:53,813 Then maybe you should tell them that! 445 00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:54,763 They ain't gonna clap for that. 446 00:15:54,764 --> 00:15:56,604 They might learn somethin'. 447 00:15:56,605 --> 00:16:00,983 We spoke to the vice president of Tasker's, and he's in. 448 00:16:00,984 --> 00:16:03,773 Yes. All we need now is your approval. 449 00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:05,943 Tasker Community College? 450 00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:07,613 Look, uh, Superintendent Reynolds... 451 00:16:07,614 --> 00:16:08,953 Mm-hmm? 452 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,663 ...people overlook community colleges 453 00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,243 the same way they overlook public schools. 454 00:16:13,244 --> 00:16:16,043 But I believe that this will provide a unique opportunity 455 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:19,253 for people from our community to work with our students. 456 00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,293 Is... it... free? 457 00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:22,963 It is free. Approved! 458 00:16:22,964 --> 00:16:25,093 - Aah! - Lead with that next time. Okay? 459 00:16:25,094 --> 00:16:27,053 [ Chuckles ] Alright? Because when it's free... 460 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,053 it's my jam. 461 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,923 That's your jam. That's my jam. Yeah. 462 00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:31,884 Are you still down to grab a drink? 463 00:16:31,894 --> 00:16:34,303 Oh, I can't. I'm getting a drink with Barb. 464 00:16:34,304 --> 00:16:35,973 Oh. Did you two have plans? 465 00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:38,063 No, one of the many benefits of being casual 466 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,983 is canceling plans without any hard feelings. 467 00:16:39,984 --> 00:16:41,773 Hm. Cool. Maybe I'll text you Monday? 468 00:16:41,774 --> 00:16:43,813 Sure. Worth a shot. 469 00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:46,523 ? My librarian program's been approved! ? 470 00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:47,533 Jacob: Whoo! 471 00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:48,613 - Hey! - Yes! Congrats! 472 00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:49,693 Yeah! 473 00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,234 - Whoo! - Congratulations. 474 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,363 Aah! Mmm! Congrats. 475 00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:54,823 Oh, my God. Thank you. What did I miss? 476 00:16:54,824 --> 00:16:56,243 Is Barbara hooking up with that guy? 'Cause- 477 00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:58,243 I'll fill you in at Rubensteins. 478 00:16:58,244 --> 00:17:00,463 Or... it looks like we can make the last 10 minutes 479 00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:03,293 of Gregory's panel if we hurry. I just need to grab my bag. 480 00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:06,343 Panel Pals?! Chyeah. Duh! 481 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,633 Ooh. I can't make it. Sorry. 482 00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,633 Oh. Uh, did I invite- 483 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:11,684 Have fun, though. 484 00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:18,304 Okay. Did he just make me fall in love with him? 485 00:17:18,314 --> 00:17:22,103 Because, I mean, wow. He played that perfectly. 486 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:23,853 Ohh! 487 00:17:23,854 --> 00:17:25,564 [ Exhales heavily ] Oh, my God. 488 00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:38,634 [Voice breaking] Be the teacher you wish you had. 489 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,833 [ Applause ] 490 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:45,043 Tariq: Amazing. Wow. 491 00:17:45,044 --> 00:17:47,293 We might as well just end the panel here, right? 492 00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:49,713 [ Chuckles ] But we got a few minutes left. 493 00:17:49,714 --> 00:17:52,883 So, Principal Ava, since y'all are getting cooked, 494 00:17:52,884 --> 00:17:54,884 what makes a successful principal? 495 00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:01,974 As principal, I'm only as successful as my teachers. 496 00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:06,233 So I'm gonna pass this question over to Mr. Gregory Eddie. 497 00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:09,983 O-kay. Kind of a re-gift, but sure. 498 00:18:09,984 --> 00:18:14,734 You know, it sounds simple, but... listening. 499 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:17,493 Um, I run a gardening program at Abbott. 500 00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,993 I didn't expect to or even really set out to, 501 00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:21,203 but the kids wanted it. 502 00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:22,873 I mean, they didn't ask for it directly 503 00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:24,043 because that's not how kids are. 504 00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:26,423 But when I listened to what they were saying, 505 00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:28,083 they needed somewhere to hang out. 506 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,253 So I took what I knew, gardening, 507 00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,883 and I created the program. 508 00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:33,843 That's what being a successful teacher is. 509 00:18:33,844 --> 00:18:36,803 It's listening and fulfilling needs that exist. 510 00:18:36,804 --> 00:18:38,594 [ Scattered applause ] 511 00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:42,063 That's it? 512 00:18:42,064 --> 00:18:43,603 Yeah. 513 00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:45,273 O...kay. [ Chuckles ] 514 00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:46,943 Y'all, that concludes the panel. 515 00:18:46,944 --> 00:18:48,613 Make some noise for your winners- 516 00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:49,903 the Liberty Rings. 517 00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:51,574 [ Cheers and applause ] 518 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:58,453 Janine: I'm not sure why they're scoring a panel, 519 00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:00,333 but Gregory did great. 520 00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,453 He was right. Those little moments when 521 00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:05,624 you're just in your classroom listening to your students... 522 00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:11,713 It was a really great answer. 523 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:16,053 Ava, I just want to say I am so proud of you. 524 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,183 Hm? I mean, I look at you 525 00:19:18,184 --> 00:19:21,933 and I think about how much more I could accomplish 526 00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:23,893 if I didn't have three beautiful kids 527 00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:25,933 and a husband at home to care for. 528 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:28,023 [ Chuckles ] 529 00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:29,733 Did you hear how mean that was? 530 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,943 "How much more I could accomplish." 531 00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:33,573 She just admitted I've done more than her. 532 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:36,363 She is defeated. I am that bitch, and she knows it. 533 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:37,903 My school stay winnin'! 534 00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:40,573 My students are smart. My staff is sexy. 535 00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:41,623 I'm not even talking about Gregory. 536 00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:43,743 Have you seen Melissa? Barbara? 537 00:19:43,744 --> 00:19:45,994 [ Scoffs ] Janine, on a good day. 538 00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:47,543 It must be pricey 539 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:50,883 paying for a whole crew to capture your progress. 540 00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:52,343 I don't pay them. 541 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:54,633 They asked me to capture Abbott's glow-up 542 00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:57,923 for free... free... and free. 543 00:19:57,924 --> 00:19:59,964 I can't get them to leave me alone. 544 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:01,393 Hm. 545 00:20:01,394 --> 00:20:02,724 Come on. 546 00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,933 Mr. Eddie. Charles Pearlman. 547 00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:09,693 I'm with the Philadelphia Activities Fund. 548 00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:10,943 Great job on the panel. 549 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,443 Oh. Uh, thank you. 550 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,523 The score didn't really reflect it, 551 00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:16,274 but I felt pretty good. 552 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:19,243 We offer grants to activities that serve the community. 553 00:20:19,244 --> 00:20:21,163 I appreciated your answers today, 554 00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:22,913 especially the one about the garden. 555 00:20:22,914 --> 00:20:24,703 Oh. Uh, thank you. 556 00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:27,333 I gotta run, but let's be in touch. 557 00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:28,504 Yeah. 558 00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:32,883 Hey! Y'all made it. How was the, uh, CPR training? 559 00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:34,133 Oh, it was great. 560 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:36,673 My program got approved, and I found out 561 00:20:36,674 --> 00:20:39,343 Jacob hooked up with an EMT on Melissa's roof. 562 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,633 Oh, was it Avi or Wade? 563 00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,343 What?! Who the hell is Wade?! 564 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:43,634 Read your texts. 565 00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:51,693 Wow. That's actually a really good point about scrub brushes. 566 00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,693 Uh, Mr. Johnson, what do you think is the biggest threat 567 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:55,823 A.I. poses to your profession? 568 00:20:55,824 --> 00:20:58,153 I'll tell you what. I'm not scared. 569 00:20:58,154 --> 00:21:00,533 Mopping takes elbow grease, not microchips! 570 00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:03,073 You know what would happen if you made a microchip mop? 571 00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,743 Uh, well, I have my theories. 572 00:21:04,744 --> 00:21:05,953 I saw "Smart House," now. 573 00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:08,083 You think what we do is easy? 574 00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:11,083 Cleaning up after hundreds of kids day in and day out? 575 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,463 You think you could do that? 576 00:21:12,464 --> 00:21:14,463 [ Device beeping ] 577 00:21:14,464 --> 00:21:16,843 Well, come on up here and, "Beep, beep, beep," that to my face! 578 00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:19,513 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, we gotta calm it down. 579 00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:22,974 You of all panels should know, we gotta keep it clean. 580 00:21:25,304 --> 00:21:28,054 Captions by VITAC- 581 00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:32,654 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42348

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